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 The gamester. As it vvas presented by her Majesties Servants at the private house in Drury-Lane. Written by Iames Shirly. Shirley, James, 1596-1666. [76] p. Printed by Iohn Norton, for Andrew Crooke, and William Cooke, London : 1637. 1633

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 A12137 shc The Gamester Shirley, James Madeline Burg Lydia Zoells 1633 play comedy shc no A12137 S105182 (STC 22443). 25755 0 0 0 0000AThis text has no known defects that were recorded as gap elements at the time of transcription. Incorporated ~ 10,000 textual changes made to the SHC corpus by Hannah Bredar, Kate Needham, and Lydia Zoells between April and July 2015 during visits, separately or together, to the Bodleian, Folger and Houghton Libraries as well as the Rare Book Libraries at Northwestern University and the University of Chicago

THE GAMESTER .

As IT VVAS PRESENted by her Majesties Servants At the private House in Drury-Lane .

Written By IAMES SHIRLY .

LONDON . Printed by IOHN NORTON , for ANDREW CROOKE , and WILLIAM COOKE . 1637 .

THE GAMESTER .
Actus . I. Enter Master Wilding ; and Mistris Penelope . _WIld. What neede you be so coy now ? Pen. Pray collect Your selfe , remember what you are , and whose You have a vertuous gentlewoman , thinke Upon your faith to her . Wi. Thinke of a Fiddle-sticke . While you put me in minde of what I am , You quite forget your selfe : my wife I allow Your kinswoman farre off , to whom a widdow Your father left you , with a handsome fortune , Which by her marriage , I have in possession , And you too ; therefore as you hope to be In due time worth a husband , thinke upon 't : I can deserve respect , then wisely use me , As you would keepe me . Pene. This is but a triall Of my strength , for I know you have more charity , ( Should I consent ) then Ship-wracke your owne honor . But take heede sir , how you proceede to jest With frailty , least too much disordering Your good thoughts , you forget and by degrees , Loose your owne innocence . Wi.

I jest ? you 'ld have me sweare , and yet you should not thinke it such a wonder : to love : come , shake off this frost , it spoiles thee ; your nature should be soft , and flexible ; perhaps thou thinkst , I doe not love thee hartily , I know not how to give thee better testimony , then by offering my selfe to thee if my wife-die , as tenn to one shee 's not immortall , we may couple tother way .

Pene.

What argument is this to assure the truth of your affection to me , that breake your vowes to her ?

Wi.

Oh! great argument , and you observe : she was a widdow when I married her , thou art a yong maide , and handsome .

Pene.

Can you be so ingratefull , to punish whom you should reward , remember sir , shee brought you that wealth you have . tooke you from nothing �

Wi.

Ther 's reason then for nothing I should love her : hang her estate , I was held a proper man , and in that point , deserv'd her , and shee had millions : and I were free again . I would not draw i' th teame of marriage for ten subsidyes not to command a Province .

Pene.

Yet you said , were your wife dead you 'd marry me .

Wi.

Onely thee , and no body else .

Pene.

'T were dangerous to : have many .

Wi.

To have one , is little lesse then madnes ; come , wo't promise ? Enter Mistris Wilding .

Pene. What ? Wi. A course , you know my meaning . Mi. I doe not like this whispering , why with her So close in parly ? Wi. Wo't thou doe this feate for me ? 'T is finish'd in a paire of minuts . Pene. Yes , upon one condition . Wi. What condition ? Pe. That your wife give consent , you shall then command me . Wi. I 'le undertake to goe a pilgrimage To Ierusalem , and returne sooner : wood I did not love thee , love thee infinitely , That 's all , ' two not doe � My wife , I hope . Exit Pene. Shee has not eav's-dropd , us ; what pitty t is She cannot finde the way to Heaven ; I should not Trouble her in hast , these wives will have no conscience , But sticke to us everlastingly . Now Lady , How did your monkey rest last night , you looke As you had not done your prayers yet , I wonot disturbe you . Mi. Pray sir stay , let me but know Some reason why you use me thus unkindly ? If I have beene gilty of offence , I am not Past hope , but with the knowledge of my error , 'T is possible I may amend , and please you . Wi. I doe not like you . Mi. You did marrie me . Wi, Yes , I did marrie you ; her 's too much record for 't , I would there were a Parson to unmarry us , If any of our Clergie had that faculty , He might repaire the old ; and build as many New Abbeyes through the Kingdome in a tweluemonth . Shall I speake truth ? I never much affected thee , I married thee for thy soules sake , not thy body , And shall as soone get children on 't : and yet I doe not hate thee , witnesse , I dare kisse , Hold thee by the hand , and sleepe in the same house , And in thy bed sometimes , something ha's beene done . Mi. Within the memorie of man , but � What sir ? Wi You have a scurvy quality wife , I told you on 't . Mi. Once more , and I 'le correct it . Wi. You are given to be jealous , I cannot Ramble abroad in gentlemens company Whole dayes , ly out a nights , but you suspect I am wanton , 't is ill done , it becomes no modest Woman : that loves her husband , to be jealous , What e're she see , or heares , mend , mend this fault , You doe not know , how it may worke upon me . Some wife will bid her husbands leverets welcome , Keepe house together , and provide cleane sheets , And cullices to fortifie ; you neere did it : Know her owne Chamber and not come forth Till she be sent for ; if her husband kisse her , Sometimes , allow her clothes and other trinkets , Suffer her carve at Table , she is satisfied , And none o' th parish talke , she carries it So handsomlie : these moralls I have read Before now , but you put them not in practise , Nor for ought I perceive , have disposition too 't , Therefore I 'le take my course . Mi. To shew I can Be obedient to my griefes , from this time , sir , I wonot urge with one unwelcome syllable , How much I am neglected , I 'le conceale it Too from the world , your shame must needs be mine . I see you doe not love me , where your heart Hath plac'd a worthier thought , let it dwell ever , Freely persue your pleasures , I will have No passion that shall mutinie , you are , And shall be Lord of me still . Wi. I like this , if it be no disguise . Mi. Do not suspect me , I would sweare by a kisse , if you vouchsafe it , You shall not keepe a servant , that shall be more humble . Wi. And obedient to my will ? Mi. In all things . Wi. But if I bring home a mistresse ? Mi. I 'le call her sister . Wi. What if there be one Already , that does please me , will you not Repine , and looke awry upon 's , when we Make much of one another ? Mi. So you will but sometimes smile on me too , I 'le indeavour . Wi. Well said , this may doe good upon me , as I finde you prompt in this , I may consider Other matters : to tell you true , I love Your kinswoman . Mi. How ? Wi. I' th way you wot on , but I finde her cold and peevish , how she maie Be brought about I know not , 't would shew well , And be a president for other wives , If you would put your helpe too 't . Mi. Goodnes blesse me . Wi. One woman with another can doe more In such a cause , then twentie men . I doe not Wander , you see , out of the blood , this will Be a way to justifie your obedience . Mi. You shew a tyrant now , and stead of framing My soule to patience , murder both . Exit . Wi. I have gone too farre a conscience ; this may Spoile all , and now I thinke upon 't , I was A coxcombe to discover any party , I must deny 't againe , and carry things More closelie . How now Will ? Enter Hazard . Ha. How now Will ? 's that all ? Looke up , and aske me a question like a� man , What melancholy ? Wi. No , no ; a toy , a trifle . Ha. That should be a woman , who ' st thou art thinking on ? I have beene of your counsell . Wi. I was thinking , o' my Wife � Ha. I met her sadd . Wi. I cannot blame her ; We have had a dialogue ; come , thou know'st my bosome , Ha. when do'st meane to lie with her ? Wi. I know not , but I have offer'd faire conditions : Shee is very confident , I doe not dote Upon her beauty , I have told her , sirra , I love her kinswoman . Ha. Y' are not so mad . Wi. The worlds deceav'd in her , shee le give me leave , To ramble where I list , and feede upon What best delights my appetite . Ha. He that has An ambition to be strangled in his sleepe , May tell his wife he loves another woman . Wi. But I was not content with this , because The other wench was somewhat obstinate , I must needs urge my wife , to mollifie And mold her , for my purpose . Ha. And she consented too ? Wi. No 't would not doe . This went against her stomacke and we parted . Ha. Next time you see her , looke to be presented With your mistresses nose for this , do'st thinke a woman Can be so patient , to know her rivall I' th same roofe , and leave her eyes , to see thee Agen ? I am sorry for thee . Wi. I am confident Shee dare not : but for all that , would I had Beene lesse particular . Ha. Come , I love thee well , But not thy wit , to carry things no handsomer : You must unravell agen , and make your wife Beleeve you did but try her . How now , what 's the newes here ? Enter Officers with Delamore wounded . 1 Off. Quickly to a Surgeon , beare him gently . Ha. What 's the businesse . 2 Off. Nothing , sir , but a gentleman is kild , and we are Carrying him to a Surgeon . Wi. T is Jacke Delamore , he is not dead . Ha. Who hurt him ? Ha. Master Beamont ; we cannot stay , sir . Wi. Why they were friends . 2 Off. But wine made them fall out , some say , about Their Mistresses . Wi. I did expect a woman at one end on 't . What miserable fooles are men , to kill One another for these Cockatrices ! Ha. I am sorry for poore Beamont . Wi. It would be long ere any mistresse would Be so desperate for her servant , this is valur , High and mighty valor . Ha. Men must preserve Their honors man , thou dost not know their quarrell ? Wi.

Thou art held a peece of a kill-Cow too , looke too 't before the sessions take an order w' ee : i st not a great deale safer , now to skermish with a Peticote , and touze a handsome wench in private ; then be valiant in the streets , and kisse the Gallowes for 't ? hang , hang this foolerie , let gentlemen rather live , and pay their Tailors , then let their clothes enrich the hangmans wardrobe .

Ha. But skermishing as you call it , with the Peticote , Is by some , held away to this preferment , Your wenches ha beene sticklers , and some men Dropt in their quarrell . Wi. Let them be such coxcombs They cannot die too soone ; cannot I have A Lady of pleasure , but to please her humour , I must be engag'd to fight and kill men for her ? Because her healths refus'd , anothers nose Or teeth preferrd , substantiall grounds for murder , We spend our blood too much another way ; Consumption take me , if I fight for one on 'em , I will drinke single beere first , and live honest , Gentlemen are come to a fine passe , doe not you Thinke but t is possible , I may fight for all this ? Ha. There may be causes , that have women in 'em , But I confesse , no polecats , or lewd strumpets , Though I doe use the tricke o' th flesh , shall drive Me to the Surgeon ; I had a mother . Wi. And I have a wife , would thou had'st her . Ha. No , No , she is well as shee is , There may be honor to defend these . Wi. Sometimes . Ha. But ther 's a mischiefe greater then all these A base and sorded provocation , Us'd among gentlemen , they cannot quarrell About a glasse of Wine , but our files streigth Sonne of a whore , dead mothers must be torne , Out of their graves , or living , have their names Poysoned by a prodigious breath : it were A brave and noble Law , to make this tongue Be cut for 't , it wod save much blood i th yeere , That might be spent more honorablie . Wi.

The lie grew a dull provocation , this has quickn'd us , but leave this common place , thou canst not helpe it , let ts talke of something else . Stay is not this Beaumont ?

Enter Beaumont , and Officers . Ha. Apprehended , alas poore gentleman ; how now Ned ? Bea. As you see gentlemen , cald to my account . Wi. We heard a peece of the misfortune , but Be not dejected , he may live . Bea. I feare it . Pray lead me where you please , alas . Violante ! this newes will wound thee too . Exit . Wi. I 'le with him , and know the story . Ha. T will but trouble me I can doe him no service , beside that , I am engag'd to meete old Master Barnacle . Enter Acre-lesse , Little-stocke , and Sell-away Whither , whither Gentlemen , with your swords drawne ? Acr. Doest not see a gentleman led to Prison ? Wee 'le reskue him from the Officers , come joyne with us : We shall draw more to the cause . Ha. You doe not meane this rashnes : hide your swords be advis'd better ; D' ee know his fact ? Lit. He has slaine a gentleman . Sel. They say he is not dead , the wounds not mortall . Ha. And will you make one past cure ? Acr. How do'st meane ? Ha. Upon your selves , coole your hot bloods a little , No mutuny my country men , remember , If he recover that is hurt , the tother Will come off well enough , without your volour : Breath , breath a while , you may if you have a minde too 't Instead of reskuing , betray a gentleman , And your selves too , to a danger . Lit. He sayes right . Ha. T is scurvey wearing hempe , if you scape killing , There be more butchers then sell flesh ; and Citizens Have no mercy in their Clubs , especially When gentlemen have so litle wit , to bring There heads to 'th knocking downe , 't is a revenge They owe you for their wives , oh take heede mainely Of these left handed Halberdiers . Acr. Confound 'em . Ha. How many will you kill with your bird-spit ? You have more leggs and armes at home , which makes You valiant , I 'le not pare my nailes to day , And yet I love my friend , as the best on you ; You know I dare fight too , but in this cause You must needs pardon me , I beleeve the stoutest That now would seeme all fire , and sword , will goe With as ill will to hanging , as another , And will becom 't as scurvily , take your courses . Sel. I thinke 't is better : Ha. O' th two , to go to the Taverne , and be drunke In your owne defence , a wench is not so dangerous Nor the Disease that waites upon her . Acr. What if the gentleman that 's hurt should die ? Then ther 's no hope for tother . Ha. Lesse for you , You would be guilty of his murther too , And snatch him from the Law , why you may doo 't : T is pity but the government should thanke you , And if you scape the halter for 't , it may be Another man in time , may cut your throate , And ther 's one for another , paid in the blood . Come be your selves , these are not acts of gentlemen , Where shame , not honor must reward your daring , Though we be wild , it followes not we should Be mad out-right . Lit. I was ever of his minde . Acr. Come lett 's to Taverne . Ha. I am for that coast , now I thinke upon 't I 'le meete you at the new randevow within This halfe-houre , I expect a gentleman That has engaged my promise ; I 'le come t' ee Ere you be halfe drunke . Sel. Doe not faile . Ha. Drinke Sack and thinke not on 't , what should be The busines that old Barnacle has desired My conference ? 't is not to lend me money sure , Hee 's here . Enter Master Barnacle . Bar. Master Hazard . Ha. I was comming to you , sir . Bar. I am fortunate to prevent so great a trouble , There is a busines , sir , wherein I must desire your favour . Ha. Mine ? command it , sir . Bar. Nay I 'le be thankefull too , I know you are A gentleman . Ha. That should incline , you thinke I am not mercenarie Ba. I beseech you , sir , Mistake me not , rewards are due to vertues , And honor must be cherish'd . Ha. What 's your purpose ? Pray cleere my understanding . Ba. To be plaine , sir , You have a name i' th Towne for a brave fellow . Ha. How , sir , you doe not come to jeere me ? Ba. Patience , I meane you have the opinion Of a valiant gentleman , one that dares Fight and maintaine your honor against odds , The sword-men doe acknowledge you , the baylies Observe their distance , all the swaggering pusses Strike their top-sailes , I have heard 'em in the streets Saie there goes daring Hazard , a man carelesse Of wounds , and though he have not had the lucke To kill so many as another , dares Fight with all them that have . Ha. You have heard this . Ba. And more , and more , mistake not . I do not all this while acompt you in The list of those are cald the blades , that roare In brothells , and breake windowes , fright the streets At mid-night worse then Constables , and sometimes Set upon innocent Bell-men , to beget Discourse for a weekes dyet , that sweare , dammes , To pay their debts , and march like walking armories , With Poyniard , Pistoll , Rapier , and Batoone , As they would murder all the Kings leige people , And blow downe streets ; no I repute you valiant Indeede , and honor'd , and come now without More ceremony , to desire your favour ; Which as you are a gentleman , I hope , You 'le not denie me . Ha. Though your Language Be something strange , yet , bcause I thinke you dare not Intend me an abuse , I wonot question it , Pray to the point , I do not thinke , your come To have me be your second . Bar I am no fighter , Though I have seene a fence-schoole in my Dayes , And crackt a Cudgell , yet I come about A fighting businesse . Ha. You would have me beate some body for you . Bar. Not so noble Hazard , yet I come to entreat a valiant curtesie , Which I am willing to requit in money , I have brought gold to give you paiment , sir , T is a thing you may easily consent to , And 't will oblige me ever . Ha. Be particular . Bar. Then thus you are not ignorant I have a Nephew , sir . Ha. You have so . Bar. One that 's like To be my heire , the onely of my name That 's left , and one that may in time be made A prettie fellow . Ha. Very well , proceede . Ba. You know or you imagine , that I have . A pretty estate too . Ha. Y' are held a maine rich man , sir , In money able to weigh downe an Alderman . Ba. I have more then I shall spend ; now I come close , I would have this Nephew of mine , converse with gentlemen , Ha. And hee does so . Ba. I 'le not pinch him in 's allowance , The University had almost spoild him . Ha. With what ? Ba. With modesty a thing you know Not here in fashion , but that 's almost cur'd , I would allow him to be drunke . Ha. You may , sir . Ba. Or any thing to speake him a fine gentleman , Ha. With your favour , sir , let me be bold a litle To interrupt you , were not you a Citizen ? Ba. T is confest , sir . Ha. It being a thriving way A walke wherein you might direct your Nephew , Why d' ee not breede him so ? Ba. I apprehend ; And thus I satisfie you , we that had Our breeding from a Trade , cits as you call us , Though we hate gentlemen our selves , yet are Ambitious , to make all our children gentlemen , In three generations they returne agen , We for our children purchase Land , they brave it I' th Countrie , begets children , and they sell , Grow poore , and send their sonnes up to be Prentises : There is a whirle in fate , the Courtiers make Us cuckolds ; marke , we wriggle into their Estates , poverty makes their children Citizens ; Our sonnes cuckold them , a circular justice , The World turnes round , but once more to the purpose . Ha. To your Nephew . Ba. This Nephew of mine , I do love deerly ; He is all my care , I would be loth to loose him , And to preserve him both in life , and honor : I come to you . Ha. Now you come to me indeede , sir . Bar. What shall I give you , sir , to let him � Ha. What ? Bar. Pray be not angry . Ha. By no meanes . Bar. There is no such security i' th World , I 'le pay for 't heartily . Ha. For what ? Ba. What shall I give you troth , and let him . Ha. What ? Bar. Beate you , sir ? Acr. How ? Ba. Nay do not , sir , mistake me , for although I name it , caursely I desire it should be With your consent , no otherwise ; my Nephew Is raw , and wants opinion , and the talke Of such a thing , to beate a gentleman , That all the Townes afraid of , would bee worth In 's credit , heaven knowes what , alas you cannot Blame a kinde Uncle , to desire all meanes To get his Nephew fame , and keepe him safe , And this were such a way . Ha. To have me beaten . Ba. Y' are i' th right , but doe not misconceive me , Under your favour , my intention is not He should much hurt you , if you please to let him Quarrell , or so at Taverne , or where else You shall thinke fit , and throw a pottle-pot � Ha. At my head . Ba. Yes , or say it be a quart , still under your correction , Onely that some of your acquaintance and Gentlemen may take notice , that he dares Affront you , and come off with honor handsomelie , Looke her 's a hundred peeces , tell , 'em i' th Ordinarie Th' are weight upon my credit , play 'em not Against light gold , this is the Prologue to My thanks , beside my Nephew shall in private Acknowledge himselfe beholding . Ha. A hundred peeces ! I want mony . Bar. Right . Ha. You give me this to let your Nephew beate me . Bar. Pray take me w' ee , I do not meane he should By beating , hurt you dangerouslie , you may Contrive the quarrell , so that he may draw Some blood , or knocke you , o're the pate , and so forth , And come of bravelie , this is all . Ha. Well , sir , You doe not meane , you say hee should endanger My life or limbes ; all you desire , if I Mistake not , is to get your Nephew credit , That being flesh'd , he may walke securelie , and be held Valiant by gayning honor upon mee . Bar. You understand me right . Ha. I 'le put it up , Pray send your Nephew to me , wee le agree . Bar.

Agree , sir ? you must quarrell , and he must beate you , else , t is no bargaine .

Ha. Not before We have concluded how things shall bee carried . Ba. I must desire your secresie and � Ha. Heer 's my hand . Bar. And ther 's my monie . Ha. Your Nephew shall be a blade . Ba. Why ther 's ten peeces more , cause you come off So freely , I 'le send him to you . Ha. Do so , why this , if the Dice favour me may bring all My Lands agen , be sure you send him , but No words for your Nephews credit . Ba. Mum � I thanke you heartilie . Exit . Ha. Be there such things i' th World , I 'le first to the Taverne , There I am staid for , gentlemen I come , I 'le be beate every day for such a summe . Eixt .
Act. II. Enter Mistresse Wilding , and the Page . Mi. Wher 's your Master , boy ? Pag. I know not Mistresse . Mi. Come neerer , sirra , you are of your Masters Counsell sometimes , come , be true in what I shall desire , and I shall finde a time , for your reward . Pa. How d' ee meane Mistresse ? We Pages meete rewards of severall natures , This great man gives us Gold , that Ladie Gloves , Tother silke Stockins , Roses , Garters : but The Ladie , and Mistresse whom we serve in ordinarie , Reserves another bountie , for our closenesse . Mi. I see you can be a wag , but be just to me , and secret . Pa. As your Physition , or your looking-lasse ; That in your absence cannot be corrupted To betraie your complexion . Mi. What private mistresses , does Master Wilding visit ? Pa. Who my Master ? Alas forsooth , d' ee thinke he lets me know ? Mi. Nay , nay dissemble not . Pa. I hire a Coach Sometimes , or so , but ride alwaies i' th boote , I looke at no bodie but the passengers , I do not sit i' th same box at Playes with him . I waite at Taverne , I confesse , and so forth , And when he has sup'd , we must have time to eate too , And what should I trouble my conscience , With being too officious , till I am cald for ? T is true , he waites upon the Ladies home , But 't is so darke , I know not where they dwell , And the next day we have new ones , las meere strangers To me , and I should be unmannerlie To Catechise 'em , if now , and then , there be Any superfluous cast waiting-woman , There be so many serving men about her , I cannot come to aske a question , And how should I know any thing ? Mi. I see you are old enough for vice . Pa. Alas forsooth , You know t is ill to doe a thing that 's wicked , But 't were a double sinne to talke on 't too , If I were guiltie ; beside forsooth , I know You would neere trust me agen , If I should tell you . Mi. Thou art deceav'd , it shall endeare thee more . Pa. I must beseech you To be excus'd , my Master is my Master , My feete are at your service , not my tongue , I wo'd not forfet my recognizance , And shame the tribe , Pages , and Mid-wives are Sworne to be close . Mi. Hence thou old in vilanie , But 't is in vaine to chide , leave me , and bid Mistris Penelope come hither . Pa. Yes forsooth . Mi. I know not which way to beginne , to me Hee has betraid he loves her , she is present . Enter Penelope . Pene. Will you be sad still Cozen , why d' ee greeve ? Be kinder to your selfe , trust me , I weepe When I am alone , for you . Mi. Sorrow and I Are taking leave I hope , and these are onely Some drops after the cloud has wept his violence : Were one thing finish'd , I should nere be sad more , And I cannot despaire to know it done , Since the effect depends upon your love . Pene. My love ? t is justice you command my service , I would I were so happie . Mi. Make me so , By your consent to my desire . Pene. Pray name it . Mi. I onely aske your love , praie give it me . Pene.

My love ? why doe you mocke my poore hart , which Poures all it has upon you ? y' are possest of that alreadie .

Mi. You examine not The extent of my request , for when you have Given what I aske , your love , you must no more Direct it , as you please , the power 's in me How to dispose it . Pen. And you shall for ever , I have no passion that shall not know obedience to you . Mi. Your love by gift Made mine , I give my husband you , love him . Pene. I alwaies did . Mi. But in a neerer way : Love him as I doe , with a resolution To give your selfe to him , if he desire it . Pene. I understand you not , or if you doe Suspect I cherish any lawlesse fame � Mi. Thou art to innocent ; be lesse , and doe An act to endeare us both , I know he loves thee ; Meete it , deere coose , 't is all I beg of thee ; I know you thinke it a most strange request , But it will make fortunate . Pene. Greife I feare Hath made her wild , d' ee know what you desire ? Mi. Yes , that you love my husband : modestie Will not allow me to discourse my wish In everie circumstance , but thinke how desperate My wound is , that would have so strange a cure , Hee 'le love me then , and trust me I 'le not studie Revenge , as other wives perhappes would doe , But thanke thee , and indeede an act like this ; So full of love , with so much losse and shame too , For mine and his sake , will deserve all dutie , Pene. I have no patience to heare more , and could I let in a thought , you meant this earnest , I should forget I knew you ; but you cannot Be falne from so much goodnesse , I confesse I have no confidence in your husbands vertue , He has attempted me ; but shall hope sooner To leave a staine upon the sunne , then bribe Mee to so foule a guilt ; I have no life Without my innocence , and you cannot make Your selfe more miserable , then to wish it from me : Oh , do not loose the merit of your faith , And truth to him , though he forget himselfe , By thinking to releeve your selfe thus sinfullie , But sure you doe but trie me all this while . Mi. And I have found thee pure , be still preserved so , But he will stragle further � Pene. Cherish hope , He rather will come backe ; your teares , and prayers Cannot be lost . Mi. I charge thee by thy love , Yet be ruld by me ; I 'le not be so wicked To tempt thee in a thought shall blemish thee : But as thou would'st desire my peace , and his Conversion , if his wantonnes last with him , Appeare more tractable , allow him so much Favour , in smile , or language , that he maie not Thinke it impossible to prevaile at last . Pene. This may ingage him further , and my selfe to a dishonor . Mi. It shall worke our happinesse , As I will manage things ; 't is but to seeme : A looke will cost thee nothing , nor a syllable To make his hopes more pleasing , on my life Thou shalt be safe both in thy fame , and person , Will you doe this for my sake ? Pene. I 'le refuse no danger , if I suffer not in honor , To doe you any service . Mi. I have cast it Already , in my braine , but doe not yet Inquire my purpose , as his follie leades Him to pursue you , let me know , and I 'le By faire degrees acquaint you with my plot , Which built on no foule ends , is like to prosper , And see how aptlie he presents himselfe , Preethee seeme kinde , and leave the rest to me . He shall not see me . Exit . Enter Master Wilding . Wi. How now cooze ? was that My wife went off ? Pene. Yes , sir . Wi. Let her goe , what said shee to thee ? Pene. Nothing . Wi. Thou art troubled . Pene. Pray to your knowledge , sir , wherein have I Done injury to you , or her ? Wi. Has she abus'd thee ? I 'le goe kicke her . Pene. By no meanes , sir , I steale away your hart , And meete at stolne embraces . Wi. Does shee twit thee ? I 'le kicke her like a foot-ball , Say but the word . Pene. By no meanes thinke upon 't , I have forgiven her , You shanot sir , so much as frowne upon her . Pray do not as you love me , Wee may studie a more convenient revenge . Wi. How 's this ? I preethee if she have beene peremptorie , Which was none of our articles , let me instruct thee , How we shall be reveng'd . Pene. Sir , I acknowledge The groth and expectation of my fortune , Is in your love , and though I wod not wrong her ; And yet to have my innocence accus'd Is able to pervert it , sir , your pardon , I have beene passionate ; pray love your wife , Wi. No , no , I 'le love thee , indeede , indeede I will , Is shee jealous ? Pene. You know she has no cause . Wi. Let us be wise ; and give her cause , shall 's coose , Pene. Sir , if it be a trouble to your House , Your breath shall soone discharge me , I had thought The tie of blood might have gain'd some respect . Wi. Discharge thee the house ? I 'le discharge her , And all her generation , thee excepted , And thou shallt do 't thy selfe , by this , thou shat ; Ha , she kisses with more freedome , this is better , Then if my wife had pleaded for me , Pen , Thou shalt be mistresse , woot ? come thou shalt , Shee 's fit for drudgerie . Pene. Oh , do not say so . Wi. Then I wonot , but I love thee for thy spirit , Cause thou woot be reveng'd , punish her jealozie The right way , when 't is done , I doe not care To tell her , it may kicke up her heeles too , another way . Pene. Tell her what ? you make me blush . Wi. No , no , I 'le tell no bodie , by this hand . Stay I have a Diamond will become this finger , Weare it , and let my wife stare out her eyes upon 't . Pene. I wonot take 't on such conditions . Wi. Take it on any ; shee is come about . Enter Page . Pa.

Sir Master Hazard desires your company at Taverne , he sayes there are none but gentlemen of your acquaintance , Master Acre-lesse , Master Little-stocke , and Master Sell-away , the three Gamesters .

Wi. He must excuse me . Pene. As you love me , goe , sir . Have no suspition that I wish your absence , I 'le weare your gift , and study to be thankfull . Exit . Wi. Well , ther 's no great hurt in all this yet ; The Tides not strong against me , no talke now , Of wives consent , I 'le not remove my seige , Shee 'le studie to be thankefull , shee 's mine owne , As sure as I were in her maiden-head , Now to the Taverne boy , and drinke to the purpose . Exeunt . Enter Hazard , Acre-lesse Little-stocke , Sell-away , as in a Taverne . Drawers . Ha. More wine , is not this better gentlemen , Then spitting Constables ? you wod have fought now , And had your braine-pannes open'd Acr. Right noble Hazard , Heer 's to thee . Ha. Let come boy , fill it me steeple-high , I am in vaine of mirth , and I ha cause As you shall see in due time gentlemen . Master Little stocke thou art dreaming o' th Dice . Sel. Hee 's melancholie . Lit. Who I ! Ha.

I 'le play the farrier then , and drench thee for the sullens : a health to all our Mistresses , we have had 'em single , let ts shuffle 'em now together .

Master Acre-lesse .

Enter Fidler . Fi. Wil t please you Gentlemen to have a Song . Ha. You have not washt to day , go get cleane manners ; You raskall we have no wenches . Fi. I see no bodie , sir , you have wash'd my eyes out . Ha. It is not necessarie thou should'st have any : Fill mee agen . Acr , This fellow wod ha t'other Cup . Fi. I have had a Cup too much alreadie gentlemen . Exit . Ha. Let it goe round , and then in hope you may Looke double , I 'le shew you a sight , I wonder Jacke wilding Stayes . Enter Master Wilding , and Page . Hee 's come i' th nicke . Wi. Save , save you gallants , may a man come i' th reere ? Ha. Give him his garnish . Wi. Y' are not Prisoners for the reckning , I hope . Ha. For the reckning ? now y' are altogether gentlemen , I 'le shew you a wonder ; but come not to neere , Keepe out o' th Circle , whatsoever you thinke on 't , This is a hundred pound , nay , not so close , These Picturs do shew best at distance , gentlemen . You see it , presto � Wi. Nay lett 's see 't agen . Ha. Like to your cunning jugler , I ne're shew My tricke but once you may heare more hereafter , What thinke you of this Master Acre-lesse , Master Little-stocke , And Master Sell-away ? Acr. We do not beleeve 't is gold , Ha. Perish then In your infidelitie . Wi. Let me but touch it . Ha. It will indure , take my word for 't , why looke you , For your satisfactions , no Gloves off , You have devices to defalke , preserve Your talons , and your talents , till you meete With more convenient Gamesters . Lit. How cam'st by it ? Wi. Tha'dst little or none this morning . Ha. I have bought it gentlemen , and you in a mist Shall see what I paid for it , thou hast not drunke yet : Nere feare the reckning man , more wine , you varletts , And call your Mistris , your Scolopendia If we like her complexion , we may dine here . Wi. But harke thee , harke thee Will , did'st winne it ? Ha. No , but I may loose it ere I goe to bed , Dost think 't shall mustie , what 's a hundred pound ? Sel , A miracle , but they are ceast with me . Acr. And me too , come lett 's drinke . Wi. No matter , how it came Will , I congratulate Thy fortune , and will quit thee now With good newes of my selfe , my coose I told thee on , Is wheel'd about , she has tooke a Ring o' me , We kist , and talk'd , time out a minde . Ha. I know it , My Almanacke sayes 't is a good day to wooe in , Confirm'd by Erra Pater , that honest Jew too , I 'le pledge thee . Enter Drawer . Dr. Master Hazard there are two gentlemen below , Inquire for you . Ha. For me ? Da. One's somewhat ancient , I heard him call The tother Nephew . Ha. Say I come to 'em presentlie , Gentlemen , I doe caution you before To be faire conditiond : one of them , the Nephew Is of a fierie constitution , And sensible of any affront , let this Character prepare him for you . Wi. Bring him not hither . Ha. There is a necessitie in 't , I wod not for A hundred pound but entertaine him , now He knowes I am here . Exit . Enter Master Hazard againe , with Barnacle , his Nephew , and Dwindle . Wi. This is old Barnacle . Acr. One that is to fine for Alderman . Lit. And that 's his Nephew , I have beene in 's company , Sel. Is this the youth Hazard prepard us for ? How bussie they are ? Ha. You could not wish better opportunitie , These are all gentlemen of qualitie , I 'le call him cozen first , if it please you , To endeare him to their acquaintance . Bar.

I 'le not be a witnesse of your passages my selfe ; these will report as much as I desire , sir , if you be beaten I am satisfied .

Ne. But d' ee heare Uncle , are sure you have made Your bargaine wiselie ; they may cut my throat When you are gone , and what are you the wiser , Dwindle be you close to me . Ha. I warrant you we shall do things with discretion , If he have but grace , to looke and talke couragiouslie . Bar. He may be valiant for ought I know , Howsoever this will be a secure way To have him thought so , if he beate you soundlie . Ne. I doe not like the company ; But I have drunke wine too , and that 's the best on 't , We maie quarrell on even Termes , looke to Thy basket-hilt Dwindle , and have a stoole readie ; Dw. I will give your worship a stoole . Ha. As I am gentleman , be confident I 'le waite on you downe , sir . Bar. By no meanes , let him beate you to purpose , sir . Ne. Buy Uncle . Exit . Ha.

Come , sir , pray gentlemen , bid my kinsman welcome : a sparke that will deserve your knowledge .

Wi. His kinsman ? you are welcome . Acr. He has power to command your welcome . Lit. If I mistake not , I have had the happinesse To ha beene in your companie afore now . Ne. Mine , sir ? d' ee heare , what if I quarrel'd With him first ? 't will prepare me the better . Ha. Do as you please ; that 's without my conditions . Ne. I 'le but give him now and then a touch , I 'le close Well enough I warrant you , you beene in my Companie , sir ? Lit. Yes , and at the Taverne . Ne. I paid the reckning then . Lit. You came into our roome � Ne. Tell me of comming into your roome , I 'le come againe , you are a superfluous gentleman , Wil. How 's this ? Ha. Let him alone . Lit. Sir , remember your selfe . Ne. I 'le remember what I please , I 'le forget what I remember : tell me of a reckning , what i st ? I 'le pay 't , no man shall make an asse of me , Further then I list my selfe , I care not a fiddle - Sticke for any mans thundring , he that affronts Me , is the sonne of a Worme , and his father a Whoore , I care not a straw , nor a broken point For you , if any man dare drinke to me ; I Wonot goe behind the dore to pledge him . Acr. Why her 's to you , sir , Ne. Why there 's to you , sir .

Twit mee with comming into a Roome , I could � finde in my heart , to throw a Pottle-pot , I name no bodie , I will kicke any man downe Stayres , that cannot behave himselfe like a gentleman , none but a slave would offer to paie a reckning before me , where 's the Drawer ? ther 's a peece at all adventures ; hee that is my friend , I cars not a rush , if any man be my enemie , he is an idle companion , and I honor him with all my heart .

Wi. This is a precious humor , is he us'd to these mistakes ? Lit. Your kinsman gives him priviledge . Ne.

I desire no mans priviledge , it skills not whether I be kin to any man living .

Ha.

Nay , nay , cozen , pray let me perswade you .

Ne.

You perswade me ? for what acquaintance , minde your busines and speake with your Tailor .

Ha.

And you be thus rude �

Ne.

Rude , sir , what then , sir , hold me Dwindle .

Dw.

Are you readie to have a stoole , sir ?

Wi. Nay , nay , Will , we beare with him for your sake , He is your kinsman . Ha. I am calme agen , Cozen , I am sorry any person here Hath given you offence . Ne. Perhapps , sir , you Have given me offence , I do not feare you , I have knock'd as round a fellow in my dayes . Ha. And may againe � Wi.

Be knock'd , a pox upon him , I know not what to make on him .

Ha. Let me speake a word in private , sir . Ne. I can be as private as you , sir . Ha. Strike me a box o' th eare presentlie . Ne. Ther 's my hand on 't . Wi. Nay , nay , gentlemen . Acr. Master Wilding . Ne. Let him call me to account , the recknings paid . Come Dwindle . Exit . Sel. I did not thinke the foole durst ha done this , T is a strange youth . Ha. You shall heare more to morrow . Dr. All 's paid , and you are welcome gentlemen . Exeunt . Enter Leonara , Violante . Leo. Why should not we two live together , being So equall in our passions ? oh Violante , Our knowledge grew from children , and our loves Allie us in our natures . Vio. T is my wish To dwell with thee , I never knew that woman In whom I tooke more pleasure to converse with , Leo. But I have a father , and remembring him A sorrow steales upon me , to betraie My hopes of blessing ; for although hee love me , And deerelie as he sayes , for Children must not Dispute with fathers , he affects not him In whom I place all thoughts that can delight me , He loves not Delamore , and what to me Is all the World without him ? I shall never I feare , have his consent to be made happie In marriage , and this , although our thoughts Reflect with equall honor on our lovers , Makes the distinction , and concludes me miserable , Thy will depends upon no riged parent , Thy path is strew'd with Roses , while I clime A ragged cliffe , to meete whom I affect . Vio. Indeede , Leonara I much pitie thee . Leo, I prethee counsell me how shall I wrastle With my sad destinie , and yet preserve My filiall obedience , I must loose A father , or a husband . Vio. Would I knew Which way to bid thee steere , but lesson'd by My owne affection , I would have thy minde Constant to him thou loust , time may correct A fathers harshnes , and be confident If poore Violante have a power to serve thee , She will forget her owne heart , ere prove false to thee . Leo. Oh my deare soule , I know 't . Enter Servant . Ser. Oh mistresse . Leo. What 's the matter ! Vio. This face betraies some miserable accident . Leo. Speake , and assure us , what disaster makes Thy countenance so wilde . Ser. A friend of yours � Leo. Is sicke , is dead , what more ? and yet I have So few , I can spare none . Ser. Is dead , since you appeare so fortified . Leo. Is my father living , and Delamore ? Ser. Your father is in health , but � Leo. Staie , as thou wouldst preserve thy mistresse in The number of the living . Vio. How my feares increase ! Leo. Except Violante , whom I see Enjoyes her health , I have no friend but Delamore , I hope hee is not dead . Ser. Your Delamore is dead . Shee faints . Vi. Friend , Leonora , 'T was indiscreetlie done to open sorrow So like a torrent , Leonora ; friend . Leo. Why dost thou call me from him ? sure I was Going to meete my Delamore . Vi. Give not such Beleefe to these sad newes , untill you heare it Confirm'd , dist see him dead ? Ser. I did not see him . Vi. Have comfort then , this may Bee check'd againe . Leo. Would I could hope it . Vio. Have more courage friend , Didst heare the circumstance ? Ser. He was slaine they say . Vio. Nay then beleeve it not , he was so innocent , He could provoke no angrie sword against him . Ser. I wish your confidence were not deceav'd , The last part of my storie will concerne Your faith , and sorrow . Vio. Mine ? in her I share Too much , but prethee since thou hast not beene Slow to wound her , let me know my affliction . Ser. The generall voice is , Master Beaumont slew him , Your servant Ladie . Vio. Tell the generall voice It lyes , my Beaumont prove a murderer ? And of his friend ? he would not kill an enemie . Ser. All I can say in proofe of this , I saw him Guarded to Prison , pardon my relation . Vio. If thou beleevest thy eyes abus'd thee not , Thou might'st with one breath spoken 'em both dead , For the survivor lives , but to give up His life with more shame , all my comfort is , I shall not live to see it , oh Leonora , Who is most wretched now ? let thou , and I , The few dayes that we have to live , be friends , And die in perfect charitie , I must leave you To manage your owne griefe , I have enough To breake my poore heart too . Exit . Leo. What Seas breake-in Upon us ? I that could have dyed within A gentle wave , now struggle for my life , My father ? Enter Sr. Richard Hurry . Hu. What , it seemes you heard the newes , Come let your sorrowes drie up , you may see What 't is to be so rash , when you chuse next , You 'le consult me , I hope ; wipe , wipe your eyes , Your teares are vaine , I could say more . Leo. What sir ? Hu. They are more then he deserv'd , and yet t is better Thou shouldst bestow thy teares upon his Funerall , Then I sigh'd at thy marriage ; come , Heaven has Beene kinde in this divorce , preparing thus Thy better fortune , and preserving mine , I am sorrie for the gentleman that kild him . Leo. Oh Murderer . Hu. You are a foole , and know not His provocation : in my youthfull dayes , I was not patient when affronts were offred me , Nothing more deere to gentlemen , then honor . Leo. Honor in murder ? Hu. This was otherwise : In my owne defence I would kill a family , He shew'd his generous spirit , all the towne Speakes noblie of him , pity him , and pray for him , And were he not desertfull , by this time The generall vote had hang'd him . Leo. Oh , my fate ! Hu. Tother a loose , and inconsiderate man , Lost in estate , and would ha married thee , To ha squees'd mine , 't is better as it is . Leo. Good sir , be charitable to the dead . Hu. Be you first charitable to the living . Speake well , and thinke so too , you do not know What benefit may follow , and how ere Your womanish sorrow for the present may So mist your eyes , they will hereafter open , To see , and thanke my care . Leo. Indeede your language , Pardon my boldnesse , sir , is darke and mysticall . Hu. You have your wit to apprehend sometimes , But 't is not passion must excuse your dutie to me . Leo. I hope . Hu. Your hopes may faile you if you doe , Be obedient hereafter , if you please , And love my directions Leo. I 'le not have A thought shall disobey you , and if ever I love agen . Hu. If ever ? why suppose I should propound one to you , now i' th heate Of this misfortune , can your heart be obstinate To me , and your owne good ? Leo. This is too soone A conscience , sir , before his blood be cold , To whom I profest love , to like another ? The World would much condemne me . Hu. Is the World Or I to be prefer'd , this makes the act Of your obedience perfect , and because I 'le have assurance of what power I hold , This minute I 'le preferre one to your thoughts , Dispose your heart to love the gentleman That now 's in Prison . Leo. Whom d' ee meane deere sir ? Hu. He that kild Delamore , Master Beaumont : Doe not suspect I trifle , he is of A noble house , of a faire expectation , Handsome in every part . Leo. Shall not hee suffer For the blacke deede alreadie done ? Hu. Compose Your selfe to love him , I 'le finde a waie how to Secure his life , and bring him freelie off . Leo. Oh! consider ere you move to farr ; If having slaine my comfort , for I must Give it no other name , call not your justice To my revenge , yet let me not be forc'd , To have a thought so full of shame to women , That he should be my husband , 't is a staine Time nor repentance can wash off , I know You cannot meane so cruellie , beside I shall commit a sinne , foule as his murther , Upon poore Violante , and rob her : Their heart's love hath seald up i' th eye of Heaven , 'T were sacriledge to part em , shee 's my friend too , One that will rather die then injure me . And he will rather suffer , if he be Noble as you professe him , then consent to So foule a guilt . Hu. Let me alone for that , If he refuse this offer for his life , Why let him die , I 'le put him too 't , consider , In this I shall behold thy naked soule , Be rul'd , and prosper ; disobey , and be Throwne from my care and blood , at better leasure I 'le tell you more . Exit . Leo. Has Heaven no pity for me ? What killing language doth a father speake ? Poore hart prevent more greife , and quickly breake . Exit .
Act. III . Enter Master Wilding , and Penelope . Wi. This humour does become thee , I knew when Thou didst consider , what was offerd thee ; Thy sullennes wood shake off , now thou look'st Fresher then morning , in thy melancholie Thy clothes became thee not . Pene. Y' are i' th right , I blam'd my Tailor for 't , but I finde now , The fault was in my countenance , wo'd we had Some Musicke , I could dance now , la , la , la , bra , &c , Wi. Excellent ! and shee be a bed but halfe so nimble , I shall have a fine time on 't ; how she glides ? Thou wot not faile ? Pen. This night � Wi. At the houre of twelue . Pene. But you must be as punctuall i th conditions For my vowes sake , not speake a syllable . Wi. I 'le rather cut my tongue out then offend thee , Kissing is no language . Pene. If it be not to loude ; We must not be seene together , to avoide Suspition , I would not for a world my cozen Should know on 't . Wi. Shee shall die in ignorance . Pene. No peece of a Candle . Wi. The Divell shall not see us With his sawcer eyes ; and if he stumble in The darke , there shanot be a stone i th Chamber , To strike out fire with 's hornes ; all things shall be So close ; no lightning shall peepe in upon us , Oh , how I long for mid-night ! Pene. I have a scruple . Wi. Oh , by no meanes , no scruples now . Pene. When you Have your desires upon me , you will soone Grow cold in your affection , and neglect me . Wi. Why hang me if I doe , I 'le love thee ever : I have cast already , to preserve thy honor , Thou shalt be married in a fortnight , cooze , Let me alone to finde thee out a husband , Handsome and fit enough , we will love then too . Pene. When I am married ? Wi. Without feare or wit Cum privilegio , when thou hast a husband , Dost thinke I will forsake thee Pen ? 't were pity A my life , sweete , oh there is no pleasure To those embraces ; I shall love thee better , And the assurance that thou hast two fathers Before thou hast a child , will make thee spring More active in my armes , and I tell thee , T is my ambition to make a Cuckold , The onely pleasure o' th World : I wod not Wish to injoy thee now , but in the hope Of tother harvest , and to make thy husband Hereafter cuckold , that imagination Sweetnes the rest , and I do love it mainely , mainely . Pene. T is double sinne . Wi. T is treble pleasure wench ; But we loose time , and may endanger thus My wife into a jealozie , if shee see us , Farewell , farewell deare Pen . at night remember , I wonot loose my sport for halfe the countrie . Exit . Enter Mistris Wilding . Mi. Wi. Thou hast hit my instructions excellently . Pene. I have made worke for some bodie , you have put me Upon a desperate service , if you do not Releeve me , I am finely served . Mi. All has succeeded to my wish , thy place I will supply to night , if he observe All the conditions , I may deceive My husband into kindnes ; and we both Live to reward thee better , oh , deere cooze ! Take heede by my example , upon whom Thou placest thy affection . Enter Hazard . Pene. Master Hazard . Ha Save mistresse Wilding . Mi. Wi. You are welcome , sir . Pene. He is a handsome gentleman . Ha. Gone abroad ? Mi. I am not certaine , I 'le inquire . Ha. Your servant Ha! this is the frostie gentlewoman , in good time , I care not if I cast away some words on her , And yet shee s so precise , and over honest , I had as good nere atempt her , your name is Penelope , I take it Lady . Pene. If you take it , I hope you 'le give it me agen . Ha. What agen ? Pene. My name . Ha. What should I doe wot ? No , no , keepe thy name , How ere thou dost thy maiden-head . Pene. Can you tell me Of any honest man that I maie trust with it ? Ha. I 'le tell thee a hundred . Pene. Take heede what you saie , sir . A hundred honest men , why if there were So many i' th City , 't were enough to forfeit Their Charter ; but perhaps you live in the Suburbs . Ha. This wench will jeere me . Pene. I hope you are not one , sir . Ha, One of what ? Pene. One of those honest men you talk'd of so , One to whose trust , a Virgin might commit A maiden-head , as you call it . Ha. Yes , you may trust me , I have possest a hundred maiden-heads . Pene. How long ? Ha. Nay , nay ; they are no commodities to keepe , Noe fault of ours : truth is , th' are not worth Preserving , some of your owne Sex acknowledge it , And yet by your complexion , you have yours still , Away with 't , and in time . Pene. Why you are modest . Ha. Yave hit me Lady : come , I 'le give thee counsell ; And more , I 'le helpe thee to a chap-man too , Besides what ere he paies for 't , shall be at charge To mold it of himselfe ; how light thou 'lt be Without thy maiden-head , dost not spoile thy sleepe And breede the night-mare ? Pene. Who can helpe it , you Gentlemen are such strange creatures , so unnaturall , So infinitilie chast , so mortified With Beefe and Barly-water , such strange discipline , And Haire-cloth . Ha. Who weares Haire-cloth ? gentlewoman ? Pene. Such severe waies to tame your flesh , such friends To fry-dayes , Lent , and Ember-weekes ; such enemies To Sacke , and marrow-Pies , Candles , and Crabs , Fidlers , and other warme restoratives , A handsome woman can not reach your pity ,

We may e'en grow to our Pillowes , ere you 'le comfort us ; this was not wont .

Ha. Not wont to be , in my Remembrance Ladie . Pene. You are a handsome gentleman Why may not you drinke Wine sometimes , or eate Sturgion , or forrage in your lustie-pie Of Aartichoke , or Potato ; or why may not Your learned Physition Dictate amber-Greece , Or Powders , and you obey him , in your Brothes ? Have you so strange antipathy to women ? To what end will gentlemen Come to , if this frost hold ? Ha. You are wittie ; But I suppose you have no cause of such Complaint , how ever some men do want heat , Their is no generall winter ; I know a gentleman Can drinke , and eate , and beare you companie A bed , for all your jeering : do not thinke T is I : thou shall recant this prophane talke And wooe me for a kisse , ere I 'le stoope to thee . Here 's none but friends , if Master wilding ha not Told you alreadie , I will justifie T is possible , you may be got with Child . Pene. By whom ? Ha. By him , you are but cozens a farre off , If you allow 't , he neede not travell farre For other dispensation , what say to him ? Pene. Was this at his entreatie ? Ha. My owne meere motion And good will toward him , cause I know his minde . Pene. You are a fine gentleman , wher 's your land ? You may be Knight o' th Shire in time : farrewell , sir . Ha. I know not what to make on her , she may be Exit . A tumbler , for all this , I 'le to her agen . Exit . Enter old Barnacle , and Leonora . Ba. Nay , nay , be comforted , and mistake me not , I did not mention Delamore to provoke These teares : hee 's gone , thinke on your living friends . Leo. If you be one , good sir � Ba. Yes , I am one : And yet mistake me not , I doe not come Awooing for my selfe , I am past Tilting , But for my Nephew , oh that Nephew of mine ! I know Sr. Richard Hurry , you wise father , Will thinke well of him , Nay , nay , weeping still . Leo. It is too soone to thinke of any other . Bar. To soone to thinke of any other , why , What woman of discretion , but is furnish'd With a second husband ere the first be coffend ? He that stayes till the Funerall be past , Is held a modest coxcombe , and why should not Maides be as early in their provision ? Leo. I blush to thinke , my father of his mind , Distressed Leonora good . sir loose No more breath , I am resolved to die a Virgin I know not what love is . And yet these teares Are shed for one you lov'd . Leo. He that was all My treasure living , beeing lost must needs Be a great part of sorrow : but my eyes Though they can never paie to many drops To the sad memory of Delamore , Shed not all these for him , there is another That makes me weepe . Bar. Another whom you love ? Leo. Heaven knowes I never let into my heart , Affection to a second , I am so farre From loving him , I wish we may nere meete , I am not safe in my owne bosome , while I thinke upon him , it begets new springs Within my eyes ; which will in litle time , Rise to a flood , and drowne me . Bar. I conceive This is no friend of yours , come I 'le releeve you , Nay , and there be any man that troubles you , If there be any you 'd have talk'd withall , I 'le rid you of that care , he that shall offer But to disturbe you in a thought , d' ee marke me ? I 'le take an order with him . Leo. What will you doe ? Bar. Do not mistake me neither , I 'le do nothing , But send my Nephew , he shall top him , And top him , and scourge him like a top too . You know not how my Nephew is improv'd Since you last saw him , valiant as Hercules , He has knock'd the flower of Chivalry , the verie Donzal del Phebo of the time . and all The blades do reverence him ; I 'le say no more , Name but the man whom you do frowne upon , And let me send my Nephew to him . Leo. Shanot neede . I have no enemie to engage his sword , My discontents flow from a neerer person , I grieve to say my father . Bar. How ? your father Say but the word and I will send my Nephew To him , and he were ten fathers he can mollifie him , To please you Lady , my Nephew never spare him , Oh , had you seene him baffle a squire this morning ! Leo. Pray no more , you shall do me a noble office . To leave me to my selfe . Enter Servant . Ser. Mistresse Violante Is come to visit you . Leo. I waite upon her , Your gentle pardon . Exit . Ba. Would my Nephew had her . Shee is S. Richards heire , and here he is . S. Richard ? Enter S. Richard Hurry , and Surgeon . Hu. Oh Master Barnacle , I 'le waite upon you . Bar. That 's Master Probe the Surgeon . Hu. No more you know my meaning . Pr. Yes , sir . Hu. Let him be buried . Pr. I understand you , sir . Exit . Bar. I have beene discoursing With your faire daughter . Hu. Where is Leonora ? Ser. Shee 's within , sir . Hu. Bid her come hither , Master Barnacle I am something troubled about a gentleman . Bar. And I am glad I met with you : If you be troubled with any gentleman , I 'le send my Nephew to him . Hu. To whom , or whither ? Bar. To any man alive , I care not whether . Hu. Send him to Jerusalem . Bar. That 's something o' th furthest , I shall be Unwilling he should travell out o' th Kingdome . Enter Leonora , Violante aloofe . Hu. Leonera ? Neerer � Ba. Who is that ? A prettie gentlewoman ! save you mistresse , What is your name I pray ? Vio. I am cal'd Violante . Bar. Are you a maide ? Vio. I should be sorrie else . Bar. D' ee know my Nephew ? Vio. Not I , sir . Bar. Not my Nephew ? how have you beene bred ? Why hee 's the onley gallant o' th Towne , Please you I 'le send him to you . Vio. What to doe , sir . Ba. He shall do any thing , the townes afraid on him . Vio. Oh! praie keepe him from me then . Bar. Hee 'le hurt no women , but for the men � Vio. Ther 's one has hurt to much alreadie . Bar. What is he ? I 'le send my Nephew to him Lady , If you have any occasion , never spare him . Vio. Not I , sir . Hu. Looke to 't , and correct this humor . I 'le to him presentlie , Master Barnacle , Let me intreat your companie to a gentleman , I 'le waite as much on you . Bar. You shall command mee : If 't be to any man you care not for , Wee 'le take my Nephew along . Exeunt Hu. It sha not neede , Leo. Oh Violante ! I Must now require some fruite of all thy promises . Vio. You hold me not suspected . Leo. Leonora Cannot be so ingratefull : but we have Small limit for discourse , my father meanes To visit Beaumont , now in Prison , thou Wilt heare too soone the storie , and without Prevention finde thy selfe more miserable . Oh Violante : I will suffer with him Rather then injure thee , I prethee go Uisit thy friend , not mine , and as thou lou'st mee , As thou lou'st him , or thy owne life , Violante , Bid him be constant to thee , tell him what fame Dwells upon noble lovers , that have seal'd Faith to their Mistresses in blood : what glorie Can perjur'd men expect , that loose their honor To save a poore breath ? bid him be assur'd , If for the hope of life , his soule can be So much corrupted to embrace a thought That I shall ever love him � Vio. You Leonora ? Leo. Never , oh , never ; tell him so : by vertue , And the cold blood of my slaine Delamore , Although my father threaten death . Vio. Your father ? Leo. Make hast sweete Violante , to the Prison ; There thou shalt know all , there thou shalt have proofe How much thou art belov'd , and by my death , If he prove false to thee , how much I love thee . Exit . Vio. I am amaz'd , and my soule much distracted Twixt griefe , and wonder , it growes late i' th morning , I le visit the sad Prisoner , my hart trembles , More can but kill me too , I 'm , fit to die , And woes but hasten immortality . Exit . Enter Hazard , and a Box-keeper . Ha. How now ? what Gamesters ? Bo. Little to any purpose yet , but we Expect deepe play to night . Enter Wilding . Wi. Will Hazard , I have beene seeking thee this Two howers , and now I have found thee , avoide me . Ha. Thar' t not infectious . Wi. No , but I swell with my imaginations Like a tall Ship , bound for the fortunate Ilands ; Top , and Top-gallant , my flags , and my figaries Upon me with a lustie gale of winde Able to rend my sailes , I shall o'rerunne , And sinke thy little Barke of understanding In my careere boy . Ha. Pray heaven rather You do not spring a leake , and forfit your Ballast , my confident man of Warre , I Have knowne as stout a Ship beene cast away In sight o' th Harbour . Wi. The wench , the wench boy . Ha. The Vessell you have beene chasing . Wi. Has strooke Saile , Is come in , and cries abord my new Lord of The Mediterranean , we are agree'd , This is the pretious night Will ; twelve the hower ; That I must take possession of all , Of all ; there are some Articles agreed on . Enter a Lord , and Sell-away . Whoe 's this ? Ha. Oh! the Gamesters now come in : That gaie man is a Lord , and with him Sell-away . Wi. They are well coupled , a Lord and Sell-away . Ha. He weares good clothes you see , and in the street More look'd at then the Pageants , he will talke litle . Wi. To purpose . Ha. Right , he cannot walke Out of his sincopace , and no man carries Legs more in tune , he is danc'd now from his sempstresse . Wi. A man much bound to his Tailor . Ha. And his Barber . He has a notable head . Wi. Of haire thou mean'st . Ha. Which is sometime hung in more Bride-laces Then well would furnish out two Country weddings Wi. Is he a Scholler ? Ha. T is not necessary . He is neither Scholler , nor a Courtier , If report wrong him not . Wi. VVill . He playes mony freely . Ha. With more pride then he weares embrodery . T is his ambition to loose that : and A wench mainetaines his swearing , let him passe . VVi. What 's next . Enter a Knight , and Acre-lesse . Ha. A Knight , and Acre-lesse . VVi. Good agen , a Knight and Acre-lesse , what 's his condition . VVi. A Gamester both waies . VVi. Where be his Spurres ? Ha. Hang in his mistresses Peticote , for which hee pawnd His Knight-hood too , till a good hand redeeme it , He will talke you nothing but postilions Embroideries for his Coach , and Flanders Mares : What severall sutes for the twelue dayes at Christmas , How many Ladies dote upon his physnomy : That hee is limited but a hundred pound A month for diet , which will scarce maintaine him In Phesant egges an Turky for his motion . Now does his Barge attend him , if he came By water , but if the Dice chance to runne counter , He stayes till twelue in anger , devours smoke , And desperately will shoot the Bridge at midnight Without a waterman . VVi. The house fills a pace What are these ha ? Enter a Countrie gentleman , and Little-stocke . Ha. A Countrie gentleman , and Little-stocke . VVi. A Countrie gentleman ? I have seene him sure Appeare in other shape , is he a Christian ? Ha. Why ? dost thou doubt him ? VVi. Cause I have met him with a Turbant once , If I mistake not , but his linnen was not So handsome altogether as the Turkes In quirpo with a Crab-tree cudgell too , Walking and canting broken Dutch for farthings . Ha. The apparition of an Angell once Brought him to this . Wi. Dost call him countrie gentleman ? Ha. His generation is not knowne i' th Towne , You see what Dice can do , now hee 's admir'd . Wi. For what I prethee ? Ha. For talking non-sense , when he has lost his mony You shall meete him going up and downe the ordinary To borrow monie upon his head . Wi. His head , Will he goe upon his head , or will he pawne it ? Ha. Pawne it , if any man will lend him mony on 't , And sayes 't is good securitie , because He cannot be long without it , they shall have The wit for the use too , he will talke desperatelie , And sweare he is the father of all the Bulls Since Adam , if all faile he has a project To print his jests . Wi. His Bulls you meane , Ha. Y' are right , And dedicate 'em to the Gamesters , yet he will Seeme wise sometimes , deliver his opinions As on the Bench : in beere he utters sentences , And after Sacke Philosophy . Wi. Let 's not be troubl'd with him , who are these ? Yong Barnacle ? Enter Nephew , and Dwindle . Will you indure him . Ha.

Yes , and the Vineger-bottle his man too : but now I thinke on 't he shall excuse me , I 'le loose no time ; if I winne , I shall have lesse cause to repent , if I loose , by these hilts I 'le make him the cause and beate him .

Enter Sell-away .

Are they at play ?

Sel , Deepe , deepe Gamesters . Ha. Then luke with a hundred peeces . Wi.

I 'le follow , how now Franke ? what in the name of folly is hee reading ?

Ne. Save you gentlemen , save you noble gallants : May a man loose any monie ? I honor , sir , your shadow . Sel. This is another humor . Ne. D' ee here the newes gentlemen ? Wi. What newes I pray ? Ne. The new Curranto . Sel. Good , sir , impart . Ne. Be there no more gentlemen to heare it Here ? 't is extraordinarie fine newes , in blacke and white , From Terra incognita . Wi. Terra incognita ? Ne. I , sir , the quintessence of the World : for our foure parts Europe , Asia , Affricke , and America , are as the foure Elements , and this , as the learned Geographers say , is Like Coelum , a fift essence or quintessence of the World . Wi. Pray , Sir , what newes from this quintessence , it must Needs be refin'd novelties . Ne. From Slavonia . Wi. That 's no part of Terra incognita , we know that . Ni. But you doe not know that Slavonia I meane , 't is Inhabited by a Nation without a head . Dwi. Without a head in ? what part are their eyes ? Ne. Peace Dwîndle : a cursed kinde of people that have Neither Law , nor Religion but for their owne purposes : Their Country is somewhat low , and open to the Sea . Sel. Do they not feare drowning ? Ne.

They are safest in a tempest , if they be taken at any time by their enemies , and cast over-bord , they turne other creatures , some Rocks , some Sharkes , some Crocadiles , and so retaine part of their former nature .

Wi. What do those that dwell ashore ? Ne. They follow their worke , and make nets not only to catch Fish , but Townes and Provinces : the Jewes Are innocent to 'em , and the Divell a dunce , of whose Trade they are . Sel. A dangerous generation . Ne. In Perwiggana a fruitfull Country , the moone shines All day , and the Sunne at night . Sel.

That 's strange , hee has a morall in 't have not wee gentlemen that sit up all night a drinking , and go to bed when the sunne rises ?

Ne.

In this Province the King never comes out of his Palace .

VVi.

How does the Court remove there ?

Ne.

When he does purpose to change the aire , hee has an Elephant richly trapped , that carries the Court upon his backe into what part of the Kingdome he please .

VVi.

I have heard of Elephants , that have carried Castles .

Ne.

Snailes , Snailes in comparison : and to increase your wonder ! this beast does never drinke .

VVi.

I would be loth to keepe him companie .

Sel.

How then ?

Ne.

Eate , eate altogether , and what nothing but men , and of what ranke or condition , none but great men , and the fattest nobilitie , but like your good Mounsieur hee cares for nothing but the head , and it is confidently reported hee has devoured more heads , within this three last yeeres , then the Elephant wee had in England ; eate Pennie Loves in seaven .

Dwi.

The Divell choke him would hee had London Bridge in his bellie too .

Ne.

The subjects of the great Duke of Lubber-land ha's beene lately in rebellion .

Wi.

I am sorry it will be inconvenient to heare out your Curranto , I am weary of a little monie when that 's lost I may bee a sutor for the rest of your newes , and so I commend mee to all your friends in Lubber-Land . Exit .

Ne.

Dwîndle , didst heare this , now could I be angry .

Dwi.

Goe to play then , sir , if you loose your monie , you may talke roundly to 'em for they cannot bee so uncivill as not to give loosers leave to speake .

Ne.

But if I winne .

Dwi.

Why then you may be drunke to night and I 'le � the Caster to you .

Enter Little-Stocke , Acre-lesse . Lit. A curse upon these reeling Dice , that last in , and in Was out of my way ten peeces ; canst lend me any Monie , how have the cards dealt with thee . Acr. Lost , lost � I defie thee , if my Knight recover not I must be sober to morrow . Lit. Oh , for a hundred and all made now . Enter Sell-away . Sel. Yonder 's � winnes tirannically , without Mercie , he came in but with hundred peeces . Lit. I 'le get a fancy presently . Acr. And how thrive the bones with his Lordship Sel.

His Lordships bones are not well set they are maliciously bent against him they will runne him quite out of all .

Enter Nephew , and Dwindle . Ne.

More mony Dwindle call my Uncle : I must have it , for my honor , two hundred peeces more Will serve my turne ; in the meane time I will play away my Cloke and some superfluous things about me .

Dwi.

By that time you are come to your shirt , I shall bee here .

Sel.

Hee 's blowne up too . Exit .

Enter Hazard . Ha.

So , so , the Dice in two or three such nights will be out of my debt , and I may live to be a land-lord agen .

Sel.

You are fortunes minion Master .

Ha. You wod seeme to be no foole , because she dotes not Upon you gentlemen , I must take my chance ; 't was A lucky hundred pown'd Jacke Wilding . Enter Wilding gnawing a Boxe . What eating the Boxes . Acr. Let us in agen . Wi. Chewing thy cud a litle , I have lost all my monie Will Thou hast made a fortunate night on 't wot Play no more . Ha. T is the first time I had the grace to give off a winner I wonot tempt the Dice . Wi. What hast wonne ? Ha. You doe not heare mee complaine I have not been so warme This tenn weekes . Enter Acre-lesse . Wi.

T is frost in my breeches .

Acr.

Master Hazard , I was afraid you had beene gone , there 's a fresh Gamester come in with his pockets full of Gold ; he dazeles the Gamesters , and no man has stocke to play with him .

Wi.

What is he ?

Acr.

A Merchant he seemes ; he may be worth your retire .

Ha.

Not for the Exchange to night , I am resolv'd .

Wi.

Temptation ! now have I an infinite itch to this Merchants peeces .

Ha. If thou wot have any monie , Speake before I launch out , and command it . Wi.

A hundred peeces .

Ha.

Call to the Master o' th house by this token � thou wot venture agen then ?

Wi.

They may prove as luckie as thine � but what do I forget ? the wench , the fairy at home , that expects me .

Ha.

I had forgot too , you wonot play now .

Wi.

T is now upon the time .

Ha.

By any meanes goe .

Wi.

Hum , I ha lost my monie , and may recover a prety wench . which hand ? here covetousnes , this letchery ; monie is the heavier . Will , dost heare ? I 'le requite thy curtesie . Thou hast lent me a hundred pownd , I 'le pay thee agen , and thou shat have for the use , the flesh device at home that expects , thou shat supply my place Will .

Ha.

You wonot loose this opportunitie , and foole your selfe . Exit . Acre .

Wi.

I am resolv'd ; five hundred peeces say I 'le come to him , you love the sport as well as I : to morrow you shall thanke me for 't ; be secret , shee 'le never know thee , for our conditions are to � Neither light nor � and she must needs conceive t is I .

Ha.

Are you in earnest ?

Wi. Have you wit to apprehend the curtesie ? Let me alone : the wench , and I shall meete Hereafter and be merry , here 's my Key The Merchants monie cooles away : be wise And keepe conditions to use her at thy pleasure , There will be enough for me : nay no demurres , You have not lost your stomacke to this game How ere I speed tonight , wee 'le laugh to morrow How the poore wench was cosen'd . Ha. But wouldst ha mee goe ? Wi. I wod ha thee ride boy , I must to the Gamester Farewell , remember not to speake a word , but Kisse and embrace thy belly full . Ha. If I do not , The punishment of an Eunuch light upon me .
Act. IIII . Enter Hazard and Wilding . Wi. How now Will , thou lookst desperatly this morning . Didst sleepe well to night ? Ha. Yes , 't is very like I went to sleepe ; but such a bed-fellow ! Wi. What ailes she ; was she dull ? Ha. Do not enquire But curse your selfe till noone , I am charitable I do not bid thee hange thy selfe , and yet I have cause to thanke thee , I would not have lost The turne , for all the monie I wonne last night Jacke , Such a delicious thieft . Wi. I thinke so . Ha. I found it so and dare make my affidavit . Wi. Thou didst not see her ? Ha. Nor speake to her , to what purpose . Shee was so handsome i' th darke , you know My meaning , had beene pittie any light Or voyce should interrupt us . Wi. Now doe I Grow melancholy . Ha. If thou do'st envie mee There is some reason for 't , thou do'st imagine I have had pleasure in my dayes , but never , Never , so sweete a skirmish , how like joy Shee grew to my embraces , not a kisse But had Elisium in 't . Wi. I was a rascall . Ha. If thou didst know but halfe so much as I Or couldst imagine it , thou wouldst acknowledge Thy selfe worse then a rascall on Record . I have not words to expresse , how soft , how bountious How everie thing a man with full desires Could wish a Lady , do not question mee Further ; t is too much happines to remember I am sorry I have said so much . Wi. Was not I curst To loose my monie , and such delicate sport ? Ha. But that I love thee well shud'st nere injoy her . Wi. Why ? Ha. I would almost cut thy throate . Wi. You wod not . Ha.

But take her , and if thou part'st with her , one night more for lesse then both the Indies thou 't loose by her , shee has paid me for my service , I aske nothing else .

Wi. If she be such a precious armefull Will I thinke you may be satisfied . Ha. Take heede , And understand thy selfe a little better : I thinke you may be satisfied with what ? A handsome wench 't is heresie recant it I never shall be satisfied . Wi. You do not purpose . Purpose a new incounter . Ha. For thy sake T is possible I may not , I would have My game kept for me ; what I have done Was upon your entreatie , if you have The like occasion hereafter I Should have a hard heart to deny thee Jacke . VVi. Thou hast fir'd my blood , that I could call backe time , And be possest of what my indiscretion Gave up to thy enjoying , but I am comforted , She thinks 't was I , and we hereafter may Be free in our delights : now , sir , the newes With you ? Enter Page . Pa. My mistresse did command my diligence To find you out and pray you come to speake with her . Wi. When I am at leasure . Pa. T is of consequence , Shee sayes , and much concernes you . Wi. Is Penelope With her ? Pa. Not when she sent mee forth . Wi. Let her expect : waite you on me . Ha. I spie my blustering Gamester . Wi. The yonger ferret . Ha. I care not if I allow thee a fit of mirth But your boy must be in comfort . Enter Nephew and Dwindle . Dwi. Pray , sir , do not behave your selfe so furiouslie , Your breath is able to blow downe a house , sir . Ne. My Uncle shall build 'em up againe , oh Dwindle , Thou dost not know what honor 't is to bee So boisterous , I would take the wall now Of my Lord Maiors Gyants . Wi. Doe as I bid you , sirra . Pa. Alas , sir , hee 'le devoure me . Ha. He shanot hurt thee . Pa. Be at my backe then pray , sir , now I thinke on 't I have the beard here too with which I frighted Our maides last night . Dwi. You know these gentlemen . Ne. Hazard , and Wilding ? how i' st ? how i' st Bulchins ? Wo'dye had beene with us ; I ha so mald a Captaine O' th traine band yonder . Pa. Is not your name Barnacle ? Ha. Ancient Petarre ? Ne. What 's this ? Wi. The admiration of the Towne . Ne. For what ? Wi. For valour . Ne. This inch and a halfe ? Wi. Ther 's the wonder , oh the spirit , the tall spirit Within him he has the soule of a Giant . Ne. He has but a dwarfs body , ancient Petarre . Pa. Sirra , how dare you name a Captaine ? Thou tunne of ignorance , he shall eate my Pistole , And save me the discharge . Ne. Tell me of a tun ? I 'le drinke twenty tunnes to thy Health , who shall hinder me if I have a Minde too 't , your Pistol 's a Pepper-corne , I will eate Up an armory , if my stomacke serve , so long as I Have mony to pay for 't , and you were as little agen As you are : fright me with your potguns , my name's Barnacle , sir , call me what you please , and my Mans name 's Dwindle , and you goe there to , do not Thinke but I have seene fire-drakes afore now though I never talk'd on 't , and Rackets too , though my man Be a Coxcombe here , and balls of wild-fire , no dispraise To you ; d' ee thinke to thunder me with your Picke Tooth by your side ? Pa. Let my sword shew him but one flash of lightning To singe the haire of his head off . Ha. Good ancient Petarre . Dwi. T is a very divell in decimo sexto , Peter d' e call him ? Pa. Thou dogbolt and cozen germane to Cerbenus . Ha. Two heads once remov'd , hee 's somewhat like him . Ne. I begin to thinke . Dwi. And I begin to � Pa. Agen . Wi. He does but thinke . Pa. He thinke ? is this a place for him to thinke in ? Minotaure , vanish immediately , or I will shoot death From my Mustachios and kill thee like a Porcupine . Ne. Ancient Petarre , I know thy name and I Honor it , thar' t one of the most vaineglorious Peeces of fire-worke that ever water wet . I am a Gentleman , and if I have say'd any thing to disgust Thee , I can aske thee forgivenes , as well as the Proudest vassell on 'em all , extend thy paw , thou Invincible Epitome of Hercules , and let thy servant Kisse it . Wi. Come pray , sir , be reconcil'd ; he submits . Pa.

I see thou hast something in thee of a Soldier , to no Purpose , and I will cherish it . Thou art a raskall in thy understanding , thou shat excuse me , Turke , in honorable love : I remember thy great grand-Father was hang'd for robbing a Pedler-woman of sixe yards of inckle , and thou mayst , ( mauger the Herald ) in a right line , challenge the gallowes by his copie ; mongrell of mongrell Hall . I am thy humble servant , and will cut the throate of any man that sayes thou hast eyther wit or honesty more then is fit for a gentleman . Command my sword , my lungs , my life , thou art a puffe , a mulligrube , a Metaphysicall Coxcombe , and I honour you with all my hart .

Ne. I thanke you noble ancient , and kinde gentlemen . Come Dwindle , wee 'le go rore somewhere else . Wi. Was ever such an offe ? Exit . Ha. The boy hid hit his humour excellently . Here , cherish thy wit . Pa. Now shall I tell my mistresse you 'le come to her ? VVi. How officious you are for your mistresse , sirra ? What said shee I came not home all night ? Pa. Nothing to me ; but my eyes ne're beheld Her looke more pleasantly . Ha. Now farewell Jacke , I neede not urge your secresie Touching your mistres , I have mounted for you : Only I 'le caution you , looke when you meete That you performe your busines handsomely . I ha begun so well shee may suspect else , And put thee out of service , if shee doe , You know your wages , I shall laugh at thee , And hartilie ; so farewell , farewell Jacke . Exit . VVi. To say the truth I have shewed my selfe a coxcombe . A pox a play that made me double looser . For ought I know , she may admit me never To such a turne agen , and then I ha punished My selfe ingeniouslie . Enter Mistris Wilding , Penelope , and Mistris Leonora , a Servant waiting upon them . My wife . Pag. My Mistresse , sir . Wi. Keepe you at distance , Penelope , and Leonora , Shee 's as the boy reported something more Pleasant then ordinarie . Mi. T is hee good cozen , Pretend some busines , offer at some wares , Or aske the Gold-smith what your Diamond 's worth , Something to trifle time away , while I Speake with my husband a few words . Wi. Shee comes toward me . Mi. I can containe no longer , How d' ee sweete-hart ? Wi. Well , but a little melancholy . You looke more sprightfully wife , something has pleas'd you . Mi. It has indeede , and if it be no staine To modestie , I would enquire how you Sped the last night . Wi. I lost my money . Mi. I doe not meane that game . Wi. I am not betrai'd I hope ; do not meane that game ? Mi. Y' are a fine gentleman . Wi. T is so , could she not keepe her owne counsell ? Mi. And have behav'd your selfe most wittilie , And I may say most wrongfully : this will Bee much for your honor , when 't is knowne . Wi. What will be knowne ? Mi. Do you not blush ? oh fie . Is there no modestie in man ? Wi. What riddle Have you got now ? I wonot yet seeme conscious . Mi. T is time then to be plaine , it was a wonder I could be so long silent , did you like Your last nights lodging ? Wil. Very , very well ; I went not to bed all night . Mi. You did not lie with Mistresse Penelope my kinswoman ? Wi. Refuse me if I did . Mi. You neede not sweare ; But 't was no fault of yours , no fault no vertue : But 't is no place to expostulate these actions . In breife know 't was my plott , for I observ'd Which way your warme affection mov'd , & wrought So with my honest cozen to supplie Her wanton place , that with some shame at last , I might deceive your hard heart into kindnes . Wi. That , that agen sweete wife , and be a little Serious ; was it your plott to excuse your cozen , And be the bed-fellow ? Mi. Heaven knowes 't is truth . Wi. I am fitted , fitted with a paire of hornes Of my owne making . Mi. Thanke , and thinke upon That providence that would not have you lost In such a Forrest of loose thoughts , and bee Your selfe agen ; I am your hand-maid still , And have learned so much pietie to conceale What ever should dishonor you . Wi. It budds , It budds alreadie . I shall turne starke mad , Horne mad . Mi. What aile you ? are you vext because Your wantonnesse thriv'd so well ? Wi. Well with a vengance . Mi. I did expect your thanks . Wi. Yes , I do thanke you , thanke you heartilie , Most infinitly thanke you . Mi. Doth this merit No other payment but your scorne , then know Bad man , 't is in my power to be reveng'd , And what I had a resolution Should sleepe in silent darknes , now shall looke Day in the face , I 'le publish to the World How I am wrong'd , and with what stubbornesse You have despis'd the cure of your owne fame ; Nor shall my Cozen suffer in her honor . I stoope as low as earth to shew my dutie , But too much trampl'd on I rise to tell The World I am a woman . VVi. No , no ; harke you , I doe not mocke you , I am taken with The conceit , what a fine thing I have made my selfe . Nere speake on 't , thy device shall take ; I 'le love thee . And kisse thee for 't , tha 'st paid me handsomelie : An admirable plot , and follow'd cunninglie , I 'le see thee anon agen , and lie with thee To night , without a stratagemme . The gentlewomen Expect thee ; keepe all close , deare wife , no sentences . I am trick'd and trim'd at my owne charges rarely , I 'le seeke out some body agen . Exit . Mi. I have presum'd too much upon your patience , I have discover'd , and I hope t' will take . Pene. I wish it may . Mi. You are sad still , Leonora . Remove these thoughts : come I 'le waite on you now To the Exchange : some toyes may there strike off Their sad remembrance . Leo. I attend you . Mi. Farewell . Enter Beaumont , and his keeper . Ke. The gentleman that was yesterday to speake with you Is come againe to visite you . Beo. S. Richard Hurry ? Ke. The same , sir . Bar. You may admit him . Ke. Men of his quality Do seldome court affliction , this , I must Allow , is a most noble gratitude For those good offices my father did him . Enter S. Richard . Hu. Sir , the respects I owe you make me againe Solliciter for your saftie , and although On the first proposition it appeare Strange to you , and perhapps incredible , Which might dispose you to the slow embrace Of what I tendred , yet againe brought to you After a time to examine and consider What most concernes you , I am confident , You will accept , and thanke me . Beo. Noble sir . You doe expresse so are is bountie , men Will sloely imitate ; I am not soe Lost in my wilde misfortune , but my reason Will guide me to acknowledge and paie backe My service and my selfe , for so much charity As you have pleas'd to shew me . Enter Violante . Vio. Here 's for thy paines : they are the same ; make good Thy word , and place me where I may unseene Heare their discourse . Ke. This way . Beo. But with your pardon , I would desire to heare agen how much I shall be oblig'd that knowing the extent Of your desert I maie pay backe a duty , That may in every circumstance become My fortune and the benefit . Hu. Then thus : you are a Prisoner ; that alone Is misery , But yours the greater , in that guilt of blood , Not summes that may bee recompenc'd , detaine you . I 'le not dispute the circumstance , Delamore Slaine by your hand . Beo. I have confest , The first jurie having found it murder . Hu. His blood calls to the law for justice , and you cannot Left to your selfe , and looking on the fact , Expect with any comfort what must follow . Yet I in pity of your suffrings , In pity of your youth which would bee else Untimely blasted , offer to remove Your sorrowes , make you free and right againe , With cleere satisfaction to the Law . Beo. Good sir , Pray give me leave to doubt here . I see not How ere your will and charitie may bee active In my desiresse to save me , that you can Assure my life and freedome , since in causes Of such high nature , lawes must have their course , Whose streame as it were wickednesse to pollute , It were vanitie for any private man To thinke he could resist . I speake not this To have you imagine I despise my life , But to expresse my feares your will does flatter you Bove what your power can reach . Pa. For that I urge not My beeing a Commissioner alone To doe you service , I have friends in Court , And great ones , when the rigor of the Law Hath sentenc'd you to mediate your pardon : Nor takes it from the justice of a Prince , Where provocation and not malice makes Guilty , to save , whom the sharpe letter doomes Sometimes to execution : I am to farre From doubting your discharge , that I dare forfeit My life if I secure not yours from any Danger for this offence . Beo. You speake all comfort Which way can I deserve this ? Ha. That I 'le shew you . I had an obligation to your father Whose love when all my fortunes were i' th ebbe , And desperatelie , releev'd mee with large summes ; By whose carefull manage I arryu'd at what I am , and I should be a rebell to Nature and goodnesse not to love the sonne Of such a friend by his misfortune made Ripe for my gratitude . Beo You speake your bountie , But teach not all this while how to deserve it . Hu. T is done by your acceptance of my daughter To bee your Bride . Be. To be my Bride ? pray tell tell me Is she deform'd or wanton , what vice has shee ? Ha. Vice , sir , she will deserve as good a husband , Shee is handsome though I say 't , and shall be rich too . Beo. Shee is too good , if she be faire or vertuous . Pardon , I know she is both : but you amaze me , I did expect conditions of danger : A good wife is a blessing above health ; You teach mee to deserve my life first from you By offering a happinesse beyond it . Hu. If you finde love to accept , 't is the reward I looke for , Leonora shall obey Or quit a father . Be. Ha goodnesse defend . I know you doe but mocke me , and upbraid My act , that kild her servant : wound mee still , I have deserv'd her curse : I see her weepe , And every teare accuse me . Hu. May I never Thrive in my Prayers to Heaven , if what I offer I wish not heartilie confirm'd . Bu. I now Suspect you are not Leonora father , 'T were better you dissembled , then made her So past all hope of beeing cur'd agen : I marry Leonora ! can her soule Thinke on so foule a rape , she cannot sure . Ha. Shee shall ; I command . Be. By vertue , but Shee shanot , nor would I to graspe an Empire Tempt her to so much staine , let her tell downe Her Virgin teares , on Delamores cold Marble , Sigh to his dust , and call revenge upon His head whose anger sent him to those shades , From whence she nere must see him ; this will justifie Shee lov'd the dead : it were impietie One smile should blesse her murderer , and how ere You are pleas'd to complement with my affliction , I know she cannot finde one thought without her So foule to looke upon me . Hu.

Let it rest on that , will you confern and timely make provision for your saftie ?

Beo. For my life You meane , now on the chance , then I may live You are confident , and thinke it not impossible Your daughter may affect me ; ther 's at once Two blessings , are they not and mightie ones , Considering what I am , how low , how lost T'oth common aire ? Hu. Now you are wise . Beo. But if Your daughter would confirme this , and propound Her selfe my victorie . Hu. What then ? Beo. I should condemne her , and despise the conquest : These things may bribe an Atheist not a Lover . But you perhaps are ignorant , I have given My faith away irrevocablie , 't is The wealth of Violante , and I wonot Basely steale backe a thought , and yet I thanke you , I am not so inhumane . Hu. Will you not Preferre your life To honor and religion ? Beo. For shame be silent could you make me Lord Of my owne destiny , and that Leonora Had empires for her dower , and courted mee With all the flatteries of life , to quit My vowes to Violante , I would die Upon her bosome to meete death . Hu. And death You must expect which will take off this braverie . Beo. And I will kisse it , kisse it , like a Bride . Hu. So resolute ? Beo. And if I cannot live My Violantes , I will die her sacrifice . Good sir , no more , you do not well to trouble The quiet of a Prisoner thus that cannot Be a too carefull Steward of those minuts Left him to make his peace , tempt me no further : The Earth is not so fixt as my resolues , Rather to die then in one thought transplant My love from Violante . Hu. Bee undone , And this contempt shall hasten the divorce Of soule and love , die and be soone forgotten . Exit . Enter Violante . Beo. My Violante , if there can be any joy Neighbour too so much greife , I 'le powre it out To pay thy bounteous visit , if my eyes Admit no fellowship in weeping , 't is Because my heart which saw thee first , would bid Thee welcome thither , scorning ; to acknowledge There can be any thing but joy where thou art . Vio. But sadnes my deere Beaumont , while there is A cause that maks thee Prisoner , I must weepe And empty many springs , my eyes are now No prophets of thy sorrow but the witnes , And when I thinke of death that waits upon thee I wither to a Ghost . Beo. Why Violante , We must all die , restraine these weeping Fountaines , Keepe 'em till I am dead , dispence 'em then Upon my grave , and I shall grow agen , And in the sweete disguise of a faire Garden Salute the spring that gave mee greene and odour . Why should not love transforme us ? Vio. Bee not lost In these imaginations . Beo. Or perhapps Th' ast ambition , she whose love made up A wonder to the World beside the pledge Of duty to her Lord , fam'd Arthemisia Shall bee no more in storie for her Tombe : For on the Earth that weighes my body downe When I am dead , thy teares by the cold breath Of Heaven congeal'd to Beaumonts memorie , Shall raise a monument of Pearle to our doe The great Mausolus Sepulcher . Vio. No more Of this vaine language , if you have any pittie On the poore Violante . Ber. I ha done , And yet I am going now to a long silence ; Allow my sorrow to take leave Violante Vio. It shall be so , be valiant my heart Beaumont I come not to take leave of thee . Be. Perhapps you 'le see me agen . Vio. Agen and often , Thy starres are gentle to thee , many daies , And yeeres are yet betweene thee and that time That threatens losse of breath ; see , I can thus Disperse the Clouds sate heavie on my brow , Wipe the moisture hence , t is day agen ; Take beames into thy eye , and let them sinke Upon thy better fortune , live , live happilie . Be. Is Delamore alive ? Vio. Dead and interr'd . Be. From what can this hope rise ? Vio. From thy selfe Beaumont ; If thou wilt save thy selfe , I have heard all , And by the duty of my love am bound To hide your resolution , can you be So merciles to your selfe to refuse life When it is offer'd with the best advantage Is Leonoras love ? a price that should Buy you from all the World ? be counsell'd sir , Oh , do not loose your selfe in a vaine passion For thought of me , I cancell all your vowes , And give you backe your heart , bee free againe If you will promise me to live and love . Be. Leonora . Vio. That best of woman-kinde , a mine of sweetnes . Be. But can you leave mee then ? Vio. I justifie Thy choice of me in that , that to preserve thee Dare give thee backe agen , be Leonoras , For being mine th' art lost to all the World Better a thousand times , thou be made hers Then we both loose , I 'le pawne my faith shee le love thee I 'le be content to heare my Beaumonts well , And visite thee sometimes like a glad sister , And never beg a kisse , but if I weepe At any time when we are together , Do not beleeve 't is sorrow makes my eyes So wet , but joy to see my Beaumont living : As it is now to hope . Be. If thou dost meane thus Thou dost the more to inflame me to be constant , Be not a miracle and I may be tempted To love my life above thee , by this kisse , Oh , give me but another in my death It will restore me by this innocent hand , While as I wish my soule I wonot leave thee For the Worlds Kingdome . Vio. But you must , unlesse You change for Leonora , thinke of that , Thinke ere you be to rash . Be. I 'le thinke of thee , And honor to be read , I love Violante But never could deserve her , live thou happie , And by thy vertue teach a neerer way To heaven , we may meete yonder , do not make me More miserable then I am , by adding perjurie To my bloody sinne , the memory of thee Will at my execution advance My spirit to a � that men shall thinke I have chang'd my cause for martyrdome . Vio. Then here As of a dying man I take my leave , Farewell unhappie Beaumont , I 'le pray for thee . Beo. T is possible I may live yet and be thine . Vio. These teares embalme thee If in this World we never meete My life is buried in thy winding sheete . Beo. This exceeds all my sorrow .
Act. V. Enter Wilding . Wi. I am justly punish'd now for all my tricks , And pride o' th flesh , I had ambition To make men cuckolds , now the divell has paid me , Paid me i' th same coine , and I 'le compare My forehead with the broadest of my neighbors : But ere it spreads too monstrous , I must have Some plot upon this Hazard , he supposes He has enjoy'd Penelope , and my tricke To drive the opinion home , to get him marrie her And make her satisfaction : the wench Has oft commended him , he may be wonne too 't , I never meant to part with all her portion , Perhaps hee le thanke me for the moytie . And this dispos'd on shee 's conjur'd to silence . It must bee so . Enter Hazard . Ha. Jacke Wilding how i st man ? How goes the Plough at home ? what sayes the Lady Guinever that was humbled in your absence ? You have the credit with her , all the glorie Of my nights worke ; does shee not hide her eyes , And blush , and cry you are a fine gentleman . Turne a toside , or drop a handkercher , And stoope , and take occasion to leere , And laugh upon thee ? Wi. Nothing lesse , I know not What tha 'st done to her , but shee s very sad . Ha Sad ; I 'le be hang'd then . Wi. Thou must imagine I did the best to comfort her . Ha. Shee 's melancholy For my absence man , I 'le keepe her company Agen to night . Wi. Shee thinks 't was I enjoy'd her . Ha. Let her thinke whom she will , so we may couple . Wi. And nothing now but sighes , and cries I have Undone her . Ha. Shee 's a foole , I hurt her not , Shee cried not out I am sure , and for my body I defie the Colledge of Physitions : Let a jurie of Virgins search me . Wi. To be plaine , Although shee has no thought but I was her bed-fellow , You are the only argument of her sadnes . Ha. How can that be ? Wi. When I had merrilie Excus'd what had beene done , she fetch'd a sight , And with some teares reveal'd her love to you , That she had lov'd you long , but by this act Of mine , d' ee marke , she was become unworthie To hope for so good fortune , I cannot tell , But she is strangelie passionate . Ha. For me ? Wi. For you , but thou art soft and tender-hearted , And in that confidence I did forbeare To tell her who had done the deede . Ha. You did so : 'T was wiselie done , now I collect my selfe , Shee has sometime smil'd upon mee . Wi. Nay beleeve it Shee is taken with thee above all the World . Ha. And yet shee was content you should 'Bove all the World . Wi. But 't was your better fate To be the man , it was her destiny To have the right performance , thou art a gentleman , And canst not but consider the poore gentlewoman . Ha. What wod'st ha me doe ? Wi. Make her amends , and marrie her . Ha. Marrie a strumpet ? Wi. You had first possession , And thao 'st beene married earlier could'st but had Her maiden-head , besides no bodie knowes but we our selves . Ha. Bee not abus'd I had No maiden head . Wi. My greater torment : come , come thou art modest ; Heaven knowes she may be desperate . Ha. A faire riddance , Wee have enough o' th tribe , I am sorrie I cannot Furnish her expedition with a paire Of my owne Garters . Wi. I � of Athens growne , I know thou art more charitable , shee may prove A happie wife , what woman but has frailty ? Ha. Let her make the best on 't , set up shop I' th Strand , or Westminster , she may have custome , And come to speake most learnedlie i' th Nose Bid her keepe quarter with the Constable . And Justices Clarke and shee in time may purchace . Wi. Shee has a portion will maintaine her like A gentlewoman and your wife . Ha. Where i st ? Wi. In my possession , and I had rather thou Shouldst have it then another . Ha. Thanke you heartily , A single life has single care , pray keepe it . Wi. Come thou shalt know I love thee , thou shalt have More by a thousand pound , then I resolv'd To part with cause I wod call thee cozen too ; A brace of thousands Will , shee has to her Portion , I hop'd to put her off with halfe the summe ; That 's truth some yonger brother wod ha thank'd mee , And given my quietus tush , 't is frequent With men that are so trusted , i' st a match , Ha. Two thousand pound will make a maiden-head That 's crooked straight agen . Wi. Th' art in the right , Or for the better sound , as the Grammarians Say , I will call it twentie hundred pound Belady a pretty stocke , enough and neede be , To buy up halfe the maiden-heads in a Countie . Ha. Heer 's my hand I 'le consider on 't no further , Is shee prepar'd ? Wi. Leave that to me . Ha. No more . Wi. I 'le instantly about it . Exit . Ha. Ha , ha . The project moves better then I expected , What paines he takes out of his ignorance ? Enter Barnacle . Ba. Oh! Sir I am glad I ha found you . Ha. I was not lost . Ba. My Nephew , sir , my Nephew . Ha. What of him . Vn. He 's undone , he 's undone , you have undone him . Ba. What 's the matter ? Vn. You have made him , sir , so valiant I am afraid He 's not long liv'd , he quarrells now with every body And rores and dominers and shak's the pen-houses . A woman that sold pudding-pies , but tooke The wall on him , and he trips up her heeles , And downe fell all , the kennell ranne pure white-pot What shall I doe I feare he will be kild : I take a little priviledge my selfe Because I threaten to disinherite him , But no body else dares talke or meddle with him Is there no way to take him downe agen And make him coward ? Ha. There are wayes to tame him . Ba. Now I wish heartilie you had beaten him For the hundred pound . Ha. That may bee done yet Ba. I' st not to late ? but do you thinke 't will humble him ? I expect every minute hee 's abroad To heare he has kild some body , or receive him Brought home with halfe his braines or but one legg . Good sir . Ha. What wod you have me doe ? Bar. I 'le pay you for 't If you will beate him soundlie , sir , and leave him But as you found him ; for if hee continue A blade and be not kild , he wonot scape The gallowes long , and 't is not for my honor He should be hang'd Ha. I shall deserve as much , To allay this mettall , as I did to quicken it . Ba. Nay 't is my meaning to content you , sir . And I shall take it as a favour too , If for the same price you made him valiant , You will unblade him : here 's the money sir , As waightie gold as tother ; cause you should not Lay it on lightlie ; breake no limb , and bruise him Three-quarters dead , I care not ; he may live Many a faire day after it . Ha. You shew An Uncles love in this , trust me to cure His valour . Ba. Hee is here ; do but observe . Enter Nephew . And beate him , sir , accordinglie . Ne. How now Uncle ? Ba. Thou art no Nephew of mine , thar' t a rascall I 'le be at no more charge to make thee a gentleman , Paie for your Dice and drinkings , I shall have The Surgeons bills brought shortly home to me , Be troubled to baile thee from the Sessions , And afterwards make friends to the Recorder For a Repreeve , yes , I will see thee hang'd first . Ne. And be at the charge to paint the gallowes too ; If I have a minde the waites shall play before me , And I 'le be hang'd in state three stories high , Uncle : But first I 'le cut your throate . Bar. Blesse me , defend me . Enter Acre-lesse , Sell-away , Little-stocke . Acr How now , what s the matter ? Sel Master Barnacle ? Bar. Ther 's an ungratious bird of mine owne nest , Will murder me . Lit. He wonot sure ? Ha. Put up , And aske your Uncle presentlie forgivenesse ; Or I will hoffe thee . Ne. Hoffe me ? I will put up At thy entreatie . Ha. Gentlemen you remember This noble gallant . Acr. Cozen of yours I take it . Ha. Cozen to a killing , in your company Lent me a box o' th eare . Ne. No , no , I gave it , I gave it freelie ; keepe it , never thinke on 't , I can make bold with thee another time , Wo'd 't 'had beene twentie . Ha. One's too much to keepe . I am a Gamester , and remembred alwayes To pay the box ; ther 's first your principall , Take that for the use . Ne. Use ? wod thad'st given my Uncle . Ha. They have cost him already two hundred pounds And upwards , shotten Herring , thing of noise . Ne. Oh , for my man Dwindle And his basket-hilt now my Uncle shall rue this . Ha. Downe presentlie , and before these gentlemen Desire his pardon . Ne. How , desire his pardon ? Ha. Then let this go round . Ne. I will aske his pardon , I beseech you Uncle . Ha. And sweare . Ne. And do sweare . Ha. To be obedient , never more to quarrell . Ne. Why looke you gentlemen , I hope you are persuaded By being kicke so patiently , that I am Not over valiant . Bar. I suspect him still . Ne. For more assurance doe you kicke me too . Am not I patient and obedient now ? Will you have any more gentlemen , before I rise ? Ha. If ever he prove rebellious in act , Or language , let me know it . Ne. Will you not give Me leave to roare abroad a little for My credit ? Bar. Never , sirra , now I 'le tame you . I thanke you gentlemen , command me for This curtesie . Ne. T is possible I may With lesse noise grow more valiant hereafter : Till then I am in all your debts . Bar Be ruld , And be my Nephew againe : this was my love , My love deere Nephew . Ne. If your love consist In kicking Uncle , let me love you agen , Bar. Follow me , sirra . Acr. Then his Uncle paid for 't ? Ha. Hartilie , hartilie . Lit. I thought there was some tricke . Ha. And whether are you going gentlemen ? Sel. We are going to visit Beomont in the Prison . Ha. T is charity , but that I have deepe engagements , I 'de waite upon you , but commend my service to him , I 'le visit him ere night ; you saw not Wilding ? A.L.S. We saw his wife and kins-woman enter Sr. Richard Hurries halfe an houre ago . Ha. His kins-woman ? I thanke you . You have sav'd me travaile , farewell gentlemen , Farewell . Enter Leonora , and Violante , Mistris Wilding ; and Penelope . Leo. My father has some designe , and bad me send for thee . Wi. Y' are both too sad , come , come , we must divert This melancholy . Vio. I beseech your pardon , But is my Beomont sent for ? Leo. Yes : we are Too private . Vio. I much feare Leonora now , Shee lookes not sad enough , although I could Resign my interest freely to preserve him , I would not willingly be present when They enterchange hearts , slie will shew too much A tyrant , if she be not satisfied With what was mine , but I must be moite To be their triumph . Enter Hazard . Mi. Master Hazard ? Ha. All things Succeed beyond your thought , pray give me a little Opportunitie with your kins-woman . Exit . Mi. Leo . Vio. Leo. Wee le withdraw . Ha. I know not how to wooe her now , sweet Lady ? Pene. Your pleasure , sir ? Ha. Pray let me aske you a question . If you had lost your way and met one , A traviler like my selfe , that knew the coast O' th countrey , would you thanke him to direct you ? Pene. That common manners would instruct . Ha. I thinke so . Pene, But there are many waies to the wood , and which Would you desire , the nearest path , and safest Or that which leads about ? Without all question . The neerest and the safest . Ha. Can you love then ? Pene. I were a divell else : Ha. And can you love a man ? Pene. A man , what else , sir ? Ha. Y' are so farre on your way . Now love but me , Y' are at your journies end , what say to me ? Pene. Nothing , sir . Ha. That 's no answer , you must say something . Pene. I hope you 'le not compell me . Ha. D' ee heare Lady ? Setting this foolerie aside : I know You cannot chuse but love me . Pene. Why ? Ha. I have beene told so . Pene. You are easie of beleefe I thinke I should be best acquainted with My owne thoughts , and I dare not be so desperate To conclude . Ha. Come you lie ; I could have given 't In smother phrase : y' are a dessembling gentlewoman . I know your heart , you have lov'd me a great while . What should I play the foole ? if you remember I urg'd some wild discourse in the behalfe Of your lewd kindsman , 't was a triall of thee That humor made me love thee ; and since that thy vertue . Pene. Indeede sir ? Ha. Indeede , sir ? why I have beene contracted to thee . Pene. How long ? Ha. This halfe houre , know thy portion , and shall have it . Pene. Strange . Ha. Nay I 'le have thee too . Pene. You will ? Ha. I cannot helpe it ; thy kind cozen will have it so : T is his owne plott , to make thee amends , i st not Good mirth ? but 't is not love to thee or mee , But to have me possest hee is no cuckold : I see through his device , thou art much beholding to him : He meant to have put thee off with halfe thy portion , But that if things come out we should keepe counsell . Say i st a match ? I have two thousand pound too I thanke the Dice , lett 's put our stocks together , Children will follow ; he is here already . Enter Wilding . Wi. So close ! I am glad on 't , this prepares , Will Hazard , And my yong Cozen ; a word Penelope . Ha. Now will he make all sure . Wi. You us'd me courselie , But I have forgot it , what discourse have you With this gentleman ? Pene. He would seeme to be a Sutor . Wi. Entertaine him ; d' ee heare , you may do worse , be rul'd . 'T was in my thought to move it , does he not Talke strangelie ? Pene. Of what ? Wi. Of nothing , let me counsell you To love him , call him husband . Pene. I resolve Never to marry without your consent . Enter Acre-lesse , Litle-stocke , Sell-away . Ha. Gentlemen , welcome . Pene. If you bestow me , sir , I wil be confident I am not lost , I must confesse I love him . Wi. No more : then loose no time , kinde gentlemen , Y' are come most seasonably to be the witnesses Of my consent , I have examin'd both Your hearts , and freely give thee here my kinswoman : No sooner shall the Church pronounce your married But challenge what is hers . Ha. Two thousand pound . Wi. I do confesse it is her portion You shanot stay to talke , nay gentlemen , Pray see the busines finish'd . A.L.S. We attend you . Wi. So , so , this will confirme him in the opinion , Penelope was the creature he injoy'd , And keepe off all suspition of my wife , Who is still honest in the imagination That only I embrac'd her , all secure , And my browes smooth agen , who can deride me ? But I my selfe , ha , that 's too much I know it , And spight of these tricks am a Cornelius . Cannot I bribe my conscience to be ignorant ? Why then I ha done nothing , yes advanc'd The man , that grafted shame upon my fore-head : Vexation , parted with two thousand pound , And am no lesse a cuckold then before Was I predestin'd to this shame and mockerie ? Where were my braines ? yet why am I impatient ? Unlesse betrai'd he cannot reach the knowledge , And then no matter � yes I am curst agen , My torment multiplies , how can he thinke He plaid the wanton with Penelope When he finds her a maide ? that ruines all : I wod she had beene strumpeted , he knowes My wives Virginitie to well , I am lost , And must be desperate , kill him ; no , my wife . Not so good , death is over blacke and horrid , And I am growne ridiculous to my selfe . I must do some thing . Enter Sr. Richard Hurry . Hu. Master Wilding , welcome , Y 'ave beene a great a stranger . Wi. Do you know me ? Hu. Know you ? Wi. They say I am much alter'd alate . Hu. There is some alteration in your forehead . Wi. My forehead ? Hu. T is not smooth enough , you 're troubled : Your wife 's within . Wi. Shee loves your daughter , sir . Hu. When saw you Master Beaumont ? Wi. Not to day . Hu. I have sent for him ; pray stay , and witnes His further examination , I propounded A way to doe him good but he is obstinate . Would I could change condition with him ! Wi. He is not troubled now with being a cuckold , You shall command . Enter Mistris Wilding , and a Servant . Hu. Your husband Lady , Wi. Wife you are a whore You shall know more hereafter , I must goe live i' th Forrest . Mi. And I i' th Common . Wi. Shee le turne prostitute . Hu. Attend him hither . Master Beaumont's come Nay you shall favour me so much , here 's the gentleman Enter Master Beaumont with Officers . Already . Bea. Sir , your pleasure ? by your command I am brought hither , I hope you have no more to charge me with Then freelie I have confest . Hu. Yes . Bea. I must answer You can have but my life to satisfie ; Pray speake my accusation . Hu. Besides the offence knowne and examin'd You are guilty Of that which all good natures do abhorre . Bea. You have a priviledge , but do not make me Good sir , to appeare monstrous , who are my Accusers ? Hu. I am one . Bea. And my judge too : I have small hope to plead then , but proceede , And name my trespasse . Hu. That which includes all That man should hate ; ingratitude . Bea You have Preferrd a large inditement , and are the first That ever chargd me with 't , it is a staine My soule held most at distance , but descend To some particular ; this offence doth rise Or fall in the degree , or reference To persons sinn'd against , to whom have I Beene so ingratefull ? Hu. Ingrate as high as murder . Bea. To whom ? Hu. Thy selfe , to whom that life thou oughtest to cherish Thou hast undone Bea. I am not so uncharitable How ere you please to urge it , but I know Why you conclude so , let me , sir , be honest To heaven and my owne heart , and then if life Will follow , it shall bee welcome . Ha. Still perverse : Stand forth my Leonora , looke upon her . Bea. I see a comely frame which cannot bee Without as faire a minde . Hu. With her I make Once more a tender of my wealth and thy Enlargement . Wi. How can you discharge him , sir ? Hu. Take you no care for that , it shall be secur'd If he accept , 't is the last time of asking , Answer to purpose now . Bea. There shall neede none , Sir , to forbid this marriage , but my selfe ; My resolution but warme before Is now a flame I honour this faire Virgine , And am too poore to thanke your love , but must not Buy life with so much shame , I am Violante , My last breath shall confirme it . Wi. Beaumont thinke on 't A little better , be not mad ; if this be possible Embrace her instantlie . Bea. Shee does not looke With any countenance of love upon me : See , shee does weepe . Wi. Shee le love thee afterwards . And shee doe not , she can but cuckold thee There be more i' th Parish man . Hu. Since you are so peremptory So peremptory : here receave your sentence . Live and love happilie . Vio. My Dearest Beaumont . Wi. To what purpose is this ? he must be hangd for Delamore . Hu. Heer 's one can cleere the danger . Wi. The Surgeon ? did not you say he was dead ? Sur. I did , to serve his ends , which you see noble : Delamore is past danger , but wants strength To come abroad . Leo. You give me another life . Hu. I see heaven has decreed him for thy husband , And shat have my consent too . Leo. Now you blesse me . Hu. I wished to call thee sonne , pardon my triall Joy ever in your bosomes . Bea. I feele a blessing That onely can be thought , silence my tongue , And let our hearts discourse . Enter Hazard , Penelope , Acre-lesse , Little-stocke , and Sel-away Ha. You leave gentlefolks ; who wishes joy . And a bundle of boyes the first night ? Hu. Married . Pene. Fast as the Priest could tie us . A.S.L. We are witnesses . Ha. Cozen two thousand pound , and Ladie now T is time to cleere all . Wi. I 'le be divorc'd now Wife y' are a Whore . Ha. Ho there , no bug-words , come Wee must tell something in your care . Be merry You are no cuckold , make no noise , I know That 's it , offends your stomake . Wi. Ha! Ha. I touch'd not her , nor this with one rude action . Wee le talke the circumstance when you come home . Your wife expected you , but when I came She had prepar'd light , and her Cozen here To have made you blush and chide you into honesty Seeing their chast simplicities , was wonne To silence , which brought on my better fortune . Wi. Can this be reall Mi. By my hopes of peace I' th tother World you have no injury : My plot was onely to betraie you to Love and repentance . Pene. Be not troubled , sir , I am a witnes of my Cozens truth , And hope you le make all prosper , in renewing Your faith to her . Ha. Be wise and no more words Thou hast a treasure in thy wife , make much on her : For any act of mine , she is as chast As when she was new borne . Love love her Jacke . As when she was new borne . Love ; love her Jacke . Wi. I am asham'd , pray give me all forgivenes , I see my follies , heaven invites me gently To thy chast bed , be thou againe my dearest , Thy vertue shall instruct me : joy to all : Here be more . � Delamore is living , And Leonora mark'd to injoy him , Violante is possest of Beaumont too . Ha. These be loves miracles : a spring tide flow In every bosome . Hu. This day let me feast you Anon wee 'le visit Delamore . Leo. My soule Longs to salute him . Ha. Here all follyes die . May never Gamester have worse fate then I .
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