The eighth vvonder of the vvorld, or Coriats escape from his supposed drowning With his safe arriuall and entertainment at the famous citty of Constantinople; and also how hee was honourably knighted with a sword of King Priams. With the manner of his proceeding in his peregrination through the Turkish territories towards the antient memorable citty of Ierusalem. By Iohn Taylor. Taylor, John, 1580-1653. 1613 Approx. 26 KB of XML-encoded text transcribed from 15 1-bit group-IV TIFF page images. Text Creation Partnership, Ann Arbor, MI ; Oxford (UK) : 2003-01 (EEBO-TCP Phase 1). A13444 STC 23750 ESTC S111358 99846720 99846720 11707 This keyboarded and encoded edition of the work described above is co-owned by the institutions providing financial support to the Early English Books Online Text Creation Partnership. This Phase I text is available for reuse, according to the terms of Creative Commons 0 1.0 Universal . 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Keying and markup guidelines are available at the Text Creation Partnership web site . eng Coryate, Thomas, ca. 1577-1617 -- Poetry -- Early works to 1800. 2000-00 TCP Assigned for keying and markup 2001-06 SPi Global Keyed and coded from ProQuest page images 2001-08 TCP Staff (Michigan) Sampled and proofread 2001-10 TCP Staff (Michigan) Text and markup reviewed and edited 2001-11 pfs Batch review (QC) and XML conversion THE EIGHTH VVONDER OF THE WORLD , OR CORIATS ESCAPE from his supposed drowning . WITH HIS SAFE ARRIVALL AND entertainment at the famous Citty of Constantinople ; And also how hee was honourably Knighted with a sword of King PRIAMS . WITH The manner of his proceeding in his peregrination through the Turkish Territories towards the antient memorable Citty of IERVSALEM . By IOHN TAYLOR . Printed at 〈◊〉 neere Coleman hedge , and at are to bee sold at the signe of the nimble Traueller 1613. To the Mighty , Magnificent , Potent , and Powerfull Knight , Sir Thomas Parsons , ( alias ) Pheander , ( alias ) Knight of the Sunne , Great Champion to Apollo , Palatine of Ph●ebus , Sword-bearer to Sol , Tilter to Tytan , Housekeeper to Hiperion , and heire apparant to the inuisible kingdome of the Fairies : your deuoted Votary , IOHN TAYLOR , wisheth your Worshits wisedomes Longitude , Latitude , Altitude , and Craslitude may increase aboue the Ridiculus multitude of the most en●ment Stal●●●● of this latter age . TO thee braue knight , who from the Delphian God ●●●e I ●on●●●●ate these famous Acts of Odcomb : To thee alone , and vnto none but thee , For Patronage my toyling Muse doth flee . I gaue my drowning Coriat vnto Archy , And with his ●ure escape to thee now march 1 , Not doubting but thou wilt in kindnesse take These lines thus writ , for his , and thy , deere sake . If thou in kindnesse wilt accept this taske , Hereafter I will better things vn-caske , And make the world thy worth to glory at In greater measure then at Coriat . I l'e mount thee vp in ●urse past Charles his Waine , I l'e make the Mocue Endimion to disdaine , I l'e write in euer-deering lines thy fame . As farre as Phoebus spreades his glorious flame . I l'e make thee pluckestorne Saturne by the Chaps , And braue great Ioue amids his thunder-clappes . I l'e cause thy praises t'eclipt the God as Armes , I l'e wake Donia Venus yeeld to loues alarmes . The nimble Mercury shall be thy ●oot-mad , Is thou wilt grace my lines : therefore lo i●too't man. But if to patronize into thou dost scorne , 'T were better then thou neuer hadst been borne : For 'gainst disdaine my Muses oneli p●t●s . To write with Gall , com●●●t with Aqua-lottis : And Vinegar , and Salt , and Sublimation . Which where it falles will'c●rtch & s●all : probatum . Then at thou lou'st the Fairy Queene thine Aunt , Daine to touchsafe this poore and triuiall graunt : Then I thy Poet will with how Subiection , Proceed to write Tom Coriats Resurrection . Yours euer wh 〈…〉 shall perseuer in your 〈◊〉 , JOHN TAYLOR . To the knowing Reader . NOw sir , it is a common customary vse in these times , to salute you with somewhat ; as Honest , Kinde , Curteous , Louing , Friendly , or Gentle : but all these Epithites are ouer-worne , and doe , as it were , stinke of the fusty garbe of Antiquity . Besides , if I should come vpon you with any of these claw-backetearmes , I might chance to belye you . But if your kinde disposition doe merit to bee called kinde , I pray let me finde it in your fauourable censure . Some will ( perhaps ) dislike that I do dedicate my bookes to Archy , and Sir Thomas , and such like : To them I answere , that my subiect beeing altogether foolish , I were very absurd to thinke that any wise man would be my Patron : And it were mere folly for me to make a hotch-potch , in seeking to compound wisedome and folly together . But howsoeuer thou esteemest it , it thrusts it selfe into thy view ; wherin ( if thou beest not too much drowned in Melancholy ) thou wilt shew thy teeth ( if thou hast any ) with laughing . And as my lines are somewhat defective in their shape , so I pray thee , do not hacke them , nor hew them with thy stammering , to make them worse , nor Buzzard-blast them with thy calumniating mewes , tushes , and scuruyes . Thus leaning thee to thy selfe , and my selfe vnto thee , I remaine thine as thou respects me , Iohn Taylor . The cause of the contention betwixt sir Thomas the Scholer , and Iohn the Sculler . A Pamphlet printed was the Sculler nam'd , Wherein Sir Thomas much my writing blam'd ; Because an Epigram therein was written , In which he said he was ●●pt , gal'd and bitten . He frets , he sumes , he rages and exclaimes , And vowes to rouye me from the Riuer Tham●● . Well , I to make him some amends for that , Did write a Booke was cal'd Laugh and be fat : In which hee said I wrong'd him ten times more , And made him madder then he was before . Then did he storme , and chase , and sweare , and ban , And to superiour powers a maine he ran , Where he obtain'd Laugh and be fat 's confusion , Who all were burnt , and made a hot conclusion . Then after that , when rumour had him drown'd , ( The newes whereof my vexed Muse did wound ) I writ a letter to th' Elizian coast , T' appeale his angry wrong incensed Ghost . The which my poore inuention then did call , Odcomhs Complaint , or Coriats Funerall . But since true newes is come , he scap'd that danger , And through hot Sun-burnt Asia is a ranger . Has raising from the dead I thought to write , To please my selfe , and giue my friends delight : The Worlds eighth Wonder , Or Coriats Reuiuing . LO I the man whose Muse did lately forage , Through wind , and sea with dreadlesse dantlesse corage , And to the life , in hodg podge rime exprest , How Odcomb Coriat was great Neptunes guest . How Thetis sweetely lul'd him in her lappe , And ( at her darling ) fed the Barne with pappe , How big mouth'd AEol storm'd , and puft , and blew , And how both wind , and Seas with all their crew Were pleas'd & displeas'd , tumbled , rag'd and tost , The Gamers glad , and mad were they that lost . These tedious taskes my toyling Muse hath run , And what she did , for Coriats sake was dun . Shee hath transported him to Bossoms Inne , Where in a Basket he hath hanged bin : Shee hath inuoul'd him in the hungry deepe , In hope to leaue him in eternall sleepe : Yet hauing hang'd him first , and after drown'd him , My poore laborious Muse againe hath found him . For 't is her duty still to waite and serue him Although the Fates should hang , or drowne , or sterue him . The fatall sisters serue his turne so pat , That sure he hath more liues then hath a Cat. Alcide● neuer past so many dangers As he hath done , amongst his friends , and strangers , Her ●● , through all his actions with such ease , As Hogs eate Acorns , or as Pidgeons Pease . There 's nothing in the world can him disgrace , Not beeing beaten in a lowzy case : Nor Trunks , nor Puncks , nor stocks , nor mocks , nor moes , Not being made an Asse in Rime and Prose : Nor hanging , drowning , casting , nor the blanquet , These honours all are his , the God● be thanked . BVt now me-thinkes some curious itching eare , Doth long some sportiue newes of him to heare . For being in the Ocean buried vnder , And now aliue againe , 't is more then wonder : But how these wondrous wonders came to passe , I ( as I can ) will tell you how it was . VVHen first this mirrour 'mongst a world of Nations , ( This great ingroser of strange obseruations ) Was bound for Constantones braue noble Citty , Then he ( who is Wit-all , or else all witty ) Whose vigilance lets no aduantage slip , Embarked was in a tall proued Ship Of London , the Samaritan she hight , Now note the fore-cast of this famous wight The Ship he onely for her name did chuse In detestation of the faithlesse Iewes : For why the Iewes and the Samaritans , Did hate as Christians , Anti-Christians . Yet I suppose his spight to them did spring , For I thinke what , and now I 'le name the thing . In his full fiue months strange perambulation , Hee was in danger of that peruerse Nation . For they by wrongfull force , would haue surpriz'd him , T' excoriat Coriat , and t' haue Circumcis'd him . This dreadfull terrour of his Lady ware , I gesse the cause the Iewes he hatred bate . How-euer was his intricate intent , In the Samaritan to sea he went : And eare-abusing false intelligence , Said he was drown'd in Neptunes residence . Thus false report did make mee much mistake : For which a faire recanting mends I 'le make . My greiued Mine hath euer since his drowning , Beene ve●e with sorrow and continuall swowning : But now she 's all attired with mirth and gladnesse , The Lye was good that made her sicke with sadnesse . KNow therefore Readers , whatso'ere you are : That this great Britaine braue Oucombyan starre : Was tost on Neptunes rough remorcelesse waues : Where each man look'd for timelesse brinish graues : For Eolus vnlock'd his vaulted Center , And 'gainst the Sea-God did in Armes aduenter With winds vniayled came at vnawares , And greene-fac'd Neptune with defiance dares With all his watry Regiments to fight Or yeeld this matchles , worthlesse , wondrous ●●ight . The great humidious Monarke , tel's him plaine , 'T were best he iog'd from his commanding Mayne : And with his troupes of homelesse , rouing slaues : Go hide him in the earths imprison'd Caues : And not disturbe him in his Regall Throne , For hee would keepe Tom Coriat , or else none . Then Eol gan his windy wrath to vent : And swore by Stix that Neptune should repent This balky high audacious insolence , Against his powerfull great magnificence . Then Triton , sounded , the alarme was giuen , That from bels bottome to the skirts of heauen : The repercussiue echoes of his sounding With dreadfull relaps backe againe redounding , Then , then Robustious swolne cheek'd Boreas blasts , Teares , riues , and shiuers , Tacklins , Sailes , and Masts : In totter'd fragments all in peices shatred Which heere and there confusedly lay scatter'd . These hurly burly stormes and tempests tumbling With dire amazing Thunder-thumping rumbling . The mounting billowes , like great mountaines rise , As if they ment to drowne the lofty skies . Then downe they fall to the Tartarian deepe , As if the infernall Fiends they ment to steepe : That sure ( I gesse ) a greater gust was neuer , Since Inna did AEnea's ruine endeuour . The Kingly Sea-God ( to auoide more harmes ) Caught Coriat ( the cause of these Alarmes . ) And so his boisterous windy foe depriu'd , And home through worlds of flouds amaine he diu'd . But awfull loue to his Imperiall spheare These grieuous garboiles chanced for to heare : And to his brother Neptune downe he sends The wing heel'd Mercury with these commends : To thee thou watry great commanding Keasar . I come from heauens Maiesticke mighty Caesar : Commanding thee by thy fraternall loue , That from thy Coasts thou presently remoue The man thou lately took'st , the worlds sole wonder , Or else hel 'e rouze thee with distracting Thunder : And therefore , as Ioues friendship thou dost tender , To safe arriuall see thou dost him render : Whilst Mayes sonne his message thus did tell , A fury , like a Post-knight , came from hell ; And from th' infernall King of blacke Auer●● , These words he vtter'd ( which doth much concerne vs ) From Acheronticke , Phlegetonticke waues , Thy brother Pluto thus much friend-ships craues : Thou wilt send Coriat downe with him to raigne , And hee 'le send thee as good a thing againe , For Proserpins his illustrious Pheare , Of him , and his aduentures chanc'd to heare : Because a Gentleman vshe●d she doth want , To haue him Pluto begs thy friendly grant . The Marine Monarke answeres , thus it is : You Nuntius from our Brethren Ioue and Dis : Know such a mortall is within my power , Imprison'd close in ●hetis siluer Bower : I did surprise him midst a thousand toiles Of warres ; of iarres , of bloudy banefull broiles : My high-borne brother Ioue hath hither sent , Commanding sue that I incontia●nt Do safely set this new-found man a land . And I from Pluto further vnderstand . That he would haue him ●o Creuan Coast , Where he and C●ne● daughter rules the coast . First therefore I in wisedome hold it best To yeeld vnto the mighty Ioues request : And on the Grecian coast I l'e safely place him , Where he may wander where his fortune trace him . These messengers thus answer'd were dit●●●ist , And Neptune did to land his guest persist : But now all hell was in an expectation For Coriats comming making preparation . The Stigian Ferri-man on S●xes shore , Did waite with diligence to wast him o're , And hels three-headed Porter sweetely sung For ioy , that all the Coasts of Limbo rung With howling Musickes , dambe despightfull notes , From out his triple Chaps , and treble throates . Ixion from the tortring wheele was eas'd , And pining Tantall was with Iunkets pleas'd , And further , 't was commanded , and decreed ; The Gripe no more on Titius gu●● should feed . The nine and forty wenches , water filling In Tub● vnbottom'd which was euer spilling : They all had leaue , to leaue their endlesse toiles , To dance , sing , sport , and to keepe reuell coiles . Three forked Hecate to mirth was prone , And Sisiphus gaue or'e the restlesse stone . All , in conclusion had free leaue to play , And for Tom Coriats sake make holiday . Thus all blacke Barrathrum is fil'd with games , With lasting bone-fires , casting sulphur-flames . In Vse'rers skuls the molten gold they quaffe , And skink , and drink , and wink , and stinke , and laffe . But when the Post was come and told his Tale , Then all this sport was turn'd to banefull bale . Grim Pluto storm'd , and Proserpina mourn'd And tortur'd Ghosts , to torments were return'd . THe Sea-God ( carefull of great Ioues high hest ) To great Constantinople brought his guest : Where ( nothing that may honour him omitting ) His entertainement to his slate was fitting : There in all pleasure he himselfe disports Conuersing daily with such braue consorts . As Turkes , and Tartars , Englishmen , and Greekes , That he thinkes ages yeares , and yeares but weekes That 's wasted in this rare time stealing chat , All his delight 's in nothing else but that . But his high honour further to relate , I 'le sing the new aduancement of his state . Some English Gentlemen with him consulted , And hee as nat'rally with them constulted : Where they perceiuing his deserts were great . They striu'd to mount him into honours seate : And being found of an vnmatched spright , He there was double dub'd a doughty Knight . Rise vp sir Thomas , worship'd maist thou be Of people all ( that are as wise as thee . ) Now rap't with ioy , my Muse must needs record How he was knighted with a royall sword : But into what a puzzell now got I am ? They say it was the Bilbo of King Priam. The fatall blade which he in sury drew , When in reuenge the Mirmidons he slew . Impell mel vengeance for great Heclers bane , Who by Achiles faire foule-play was slaine . That sword that mow'd the Grecians like a sithe : That sword that made victorious Troyans blithe . That sword , that through so many dangers rub'd , That famous sword hath Monsieur Coriat dub'd . What though 't was rusty ? spight of cankerd rust , The memory of honour liues in dust . 'T was no disgrace it was so rusty ship'd , It had ( like Coriat ) many a scow●ing scap'd . BVt 'mongst the rest , this must not bee forgot , How hee did from Constantinople trot , And how a solemne counsell there decreed , That he should trauell in a Grecian weede . To this ( for his owne safety ) they do wo him . Because the language is so nat'rall to him . And then besp●ke a sober sage wise fellow , ( When wine had made them all , in generall mellow ) Take heed quoth he , I counsell you beware That of your selfe you haue a speciall care You be not taken for a French-man , for The Turkes in these parts do the French abhor , Since Godfrie● time , that braue bold Bullen Duke , Who put them all to shame and rough rebuke . And made the Sarasins by Millions bleed And holy Toombe , from faithlesse fiends he sited . Wherefore ( quoth he ) in friendship I aduise you T' auoid suspect 't were best we Circumcise you : And then you freely may through perils passe Despight the Turks , so like a Grecian Asse No man with Lonxes eies will deeme you other , And thus you safely may suspicion smother . Sir Thomas gaue this fellowes speech the hearing , But told him 't was too heauy for his hearing : For why , fall backe , fall edge , come good , come all . Hee vow'd to keepe his fore-mans fore-skin still . This resolution was no sooner spoken , The friendly counsell was dismist and broken . Where after leaue was tane twixt him and them , He tooke his iourney toward Ierusalem : And what hee can observe twixt morne and night , With due obseruance hee doth daily write , That , if my iudgement be not much mistooke , An Elephant will scarce support his booke . For he in fiue months built a paper hulke , And this must bee ten times of greater bulke , ●● Paule-Church-yard , lonely pitty thee , Thou onely thou , shalt most encumbred bee : Thou from the Presse art prest to be opprest : With many a fat-fetch'd horne-brought Odcomb iest . But yet I know the Stationeri are wise , And well do know wherein the dangers lies : For to such inconuenience they 'le not enter : But suffers Coriat to abide th'aduenter : Because his Gyant volume is so large , The 'le giue sir Thomas leaue to beare the charge . That man is mad who changes gold for drosse , And so were they to buy a certaine losse : Let him that got and bore the Barne still breed it , And nurse , dis burse , and soster , cloth , and seede it . THus hath my Muse ( as fortune her alloted ) Both run and tid , and gallop● , ●●ble● , trotted To skies , and seas , and to blacke hell below In seruile duty that my loue doth owe. My captiue thoughts like trully seruants to him , Striue how they any way may seruice do him . To serue his turne like Prentices they gree , loue send Sir Thomas home to make them free . Epilogue to Sir Thomas Coriat vpon his name . VVHy haue I spent my time thus Coriat ? Wherefore on thy leud lines thus pore I at ? Why like an Ideot foole adore — I at Thy workes ? which wisedome will not glory at At no place euer was before — I at Where wonders vpon wonder more — I at With pen , insteed of Lance , now gore — I at Thy Odcomb foppery now hore — I at At thy prides altitude , now sore — I at Thou art the Theame I write my — story at If ought besell me to be — sory at Hard-hearted fate 'gainst thee then rore — I at Vpon his bookes name , called his Crudities . TOm Coriat , I haue seene thy Crudities , And , me-thinkes , very strangely brude it is , VVith peece and patch together glude it is , And how ( like thee ) ill-fauour'd hu'de it is , In many a line I see that lew'd — it is , And therefore fit to be subdew'd — it is , VVithin thy broyling braine-pan stude — it is , And twixt thy grinding iawes well chewd it is , VVithin thy stomacke closely mude — it is , And last in Court and Country spude — it is , But now by wisedomes eye that view'd it is , They all agree that very rude — it is , With soolery so full endu'de — it is , That wondrously by sooles pursu'de it is , As sweete as gals amaritude it is , And seeming full of Pulchtitude — it is , But more to write but to intrude — it is , And therefore wisedome to conclude — It is , A Simile for his Learning . THe lushious Grape of Bacchus heating Vine , When it to ripe maturity is sprung , Is prest , and so conuerted into wine , Then clos'd in Caske most tight at head and bung : For if by chance , it chanceth to take vent : It spils the wine in colour , strength , and sent . Eu'n so thy Latin , and thy Greeke was good Till in thy musty Hogges-head it was put : And Odly there Commixed with thy bloud , Not wisely kept , not well nor tightly shut : That of the Caske it tastes so , I assure thee , That sew ( or none ) can ( but in sport ) endure thee . My Fare-well to him . Now Curiat , I with thee haue euer done , My Muse vnto her iournies and hath wonne : My first Inuentions highly did displease thee , And these my last are written to appeale thee : I wrought these great Herculean workes to win thee , Then if they please thee not the soole's within thee : VVhat next I write , shall better be or none , Do thou let me , and I 'le let thee alone . But if thou seem'st to rub a galled sore , Vindict●● vengeance makes all Hell to rore . FINIS .