The nipping and snipping of abuses: or The woolgathering of vvitte With the Muses Taylor, brought from Parnassus by land, with a paire of oares wherein are aboue a hundred seuerall garments of diuers fashions, made by nature, without the helpe of art, and a proclamation from hell in the Deuils name, concerning the propogation, and excessiue vse of tobacco. By Iohn Taylor. Taylor, John, 1580-1653. 1614 Approx. 137 KB of XML-encoded text transcribed from 52 1-bit group-IV TIFF page images. Text Creation Partnership, Ann Arbor, MI ; Oxford (UK) : 2003-01 (EEBO-TCP Phase 1). A13479 STC 23779 ESTC S118233 99853441 99853441 18824 This keyboarded and encoded edition of the work described above is co-owned by the institutions providing financial support to the Early English Books Online Text Creation Partnership. This Phase I text is available for reuse, according to the terms of Creative Commons 0 1.0 Universal . 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Keying and markup guidelines are available at the Text Creation Partnership web site . eng 2000-00 TCP Assigned for keying and markup 2001-00 SPi Global Keyed and coded from ProQuest page images 2001-08 TCP Staff (Michigan) Sampled and proofread 2001-09 TCP Staff (Michigan) Text and markup reviewed and edited 2001-11 pfs Batch review (QC) and XML conversion THE NIPPING OR SNIPPING OF ABVSES : OR The woolgathering of Witte . With The Muses Taylor , brought from Parnassus by land , with a paire of Oares Wherein Are aboue a hundred seuerall Garments of diuers fashions , made by Nature , without the helpe of Art , and A Proclamation from Hell in the Deuils name , concerning the propogation , and excessiue vse of Tobacco . By IOHN TAYLOR . Iudge not , befere thou all doest ouer-looke , And then if Nothing please thee , burne the Booke . LONDON . Printed by Ed : Griffin for Nathaniel Butter , and are to be sold at the signe of the Pide-Bull neere Saint Austens-gate . 1614. To the Sacred Maiesty of King IAMES . To thee I dare not Dedicate my booke , Yet humbly , high my low inuention Ames , That with thy Gracious view ( dread royal IAMES ) Thou wilt bee pleas'd my lines to ouer-looke . A candle lights , when Phoebus hath forsooke To guilde the day with vniuersall flames : And glim'ring glances of the humed Thames Aspects , and obiects to the sight haue strooke . So mighty Soueraigne , and most Learned King , When sweete Arions Harpe , Amphions Lute , Are silent sleeping in their Cases mute : Vouchsafe to heare thy Scullers Muse to singe ; And let Pans Pipe , obtaine a little grace , When Great Appolloes Harpe is out of place . Your Maiesties Humble Seruant , and onely water Poet. IOHN TAYLOR . A Skeltonicall salutation to those that know how to read , and not marre the sense with hacking or mis-construction . THou true vnderstander , my inuention doth wander with the quill of a Gander , to shield me from slander , to thy good protection , I yeeld in subiection , my poore imperfection , with friendly correction , and as thou dost like me , or stroake me or strike me , Reproue me or proue mee , or mooue me , or loue me , or quite me , or spight me , friend me , or mend mee , or else not offend me : If in ought that is written thy humors are bitten , seem not to espy it , and none will descry it . But if thou dost kick , the spurre sure will prick , and if thou doe fling , the waspe then will sting . My verses are made , to ride euery Iade , but they are forbidden , of Iades to be ridden , they shall not be snaffeled , nor braued nor bafflled , weart thou George with thy Naggon , that fought'st with the dragon , or were you great Pōpey , my verse should be thumpe ye , if you like a Iauel against me dare cauill . I doe not entend , it as now to commend it , or yet to defend it . But to thee I doe send it , to like it , or mend it , and when thou hast end it , applaud it or rend it . My wits I could bristle , for a better Epistle , but yet at this time , this Skeltonicall Rime , I send to thy veiw , because it is new , So Reader adue . I thine , if thou mine , IOHN TAYLOR . To the Author and his booke . To the superlatiue Water-Poet Iohn Taylor . NO Water-man , or Sculler art thou none , Nor need thou euer taste of Hellicon : They all mistake thee Iacke , full well I know , Thy Heau'n bred braine could neuer stoope so low : For vnto mee , thou plainely doest appeare The lofty Plannet of the watry Spheare : So that Apollo he himselfe can tell , Thy influence giues water to his well . Thy true friend Ia : Moraye . To the Castalian Water-writer , Splende & dignoscar . A Diall set vpon an eminent place , If clouds doe interuall Appolloes face : Is but a figur'd shape : whereby we knowe No article of Time , which it doth owe : Vnto our expectations , yet we see The tractes by which Times should distinguish'd bee : In paralelled punctual , ciphered lines , Which by a shadow , when the faire sunne shines , Explaines the houres : So if the Sonne of men Thy Glorious Patron , deeme to blesse thy pen With his faire light , Thy Muse so young so faire , ( So wel proportion'd in conceites so rare : And Naturall straines , and stile , and eu'ry part , That Nature therein doth exceed all Art , ) Will then as with Enthusiasme inspir'd Print legends by the world to be admir'd . Thine Iames Ratray . Praecomium Iohannis Taylor . WHat elementall sperms , begot a sparke Of such conceited influence : bearing the marke Of such digestion , in his well knit rimes , As if that Maro rebaptized our times , With well proportion'd iudgement ? this thy note , Distinction knowes not from a grauer cote . Oh where are you , stil'd by the happie names Of loues sole heires : sleepes your immortall flames , In their originall dulnesse see a good ? Borne in the veine of farre inferiour blood . Taylor , I haue tooke measure of thy paines , Discharge my bill with loue , and there 's my gaines . Thine in the best of friendship . Robert Anton. To his honest friend Iohn Taylor , Poeta Nascitur . I Oft ( with other men ) haue wondred why Horace should write an Art of Poetry : Since all men know , a Poets borne a Poet , And no man 's borne an Artist : all men know it : And knowing this , I wonder who should scorne A Poet without Art , that so was borne . Who thinks thy name , or watry education , Is to thy verses any derogation , Is far deceiu'd in both , for all men kno , Taylors are makers , Poets all are so . Nor i' st thy education thee abuses . T 'as brought thee vp a Taylor for the Muses . I could Apollogize , but thou hast don 't If Poets borne haue glory , thou hast won't : Thou hast describ'd the seuerall signes of Heauen , Wherein the sunnes whole Progresse is made euen . Thy Epigrams ; and Anagrams of late Are Philomels sweet notes , let Parrats prate . I dare compare thy Genius with some men That vaunt in Tempe's well t' haue dipt their pen : For ( truly ) they do falsly steale translations , And speake in our tongue things of other Nations . Thy Oares and Sculls hath far out row'd their fames For thou hast row'd from Hellicon , to Thames . Let them vpbraide thee with a Scullers name , And with that title thinke t' obscure thy fame : They cannot Iack for Marriners at seas Take paines , whilst passengers do sit at ease . Thy owne true labour tugs thy verse a shore , Though fooles in each mans boate will haue an Oare . Thine , whether thou wilt or no. Sa : Iones . To my friend by land and by water Iohn Taylor . THese leaues kind Iohn are not to wrap vp drams , That doe containe thy witty Epigrams , Let worser Poems serue for such abuse , Whilst thine shal be referude for better vse . And let each Critick cauill what he can , T is rarely written of a Water-man . Thy friend assured Rob : Branthwaite . To the Muses Taylor , or the Pegafian Sculler . ONe Enuy saies th' art meerely naturall , Another when it doth on fome Art fall : In reading thee , beleeues it not thine owne , Neither detracts thee , for the gift is knowne That 's cald a Poets , to come with his birth , But if this Enuy could make lesse thy worth , The second ads to it , by confessing art In that we know thine : Thus where euery part Of Enuy is examind t is the end , Of all that doe dispraise thee to commend . Thy hearty friend . Sa : Cal. To his friend Iohn Taylor . YOu that read Taylors verse , commend the same , If you haue wit , or else subscribe your Name . Thy friend I. P. Musophily . To my good friend and fellow , Iohn Taylor . ON land , thy water workes , with more praise floates Then Standgate castle , or Thames flaming boates : More fitter for the presse ( puld from thy oare ) Then many which may brag of learning store . If Coriat , or his Crew thy worth doe blemmish The care is taken all , Incumbe Remis . Hold on thy way , though others first shall plie me , Th' art my first man , though last I chance to spy thee . Thy true friend Cornwallis Blague . To the Pegasian Taylor . LOe heere the Tayler of Parnassus spring Whose offall shreads , doe proue quaint well made verses , Whose pen dismist ; straite doth the bottles bring : From Bacchus fuming pipes , to fill Tower Teirces . Who Sculd the Muses brauely or'e the flood , And since that time hath for a Poet stood . Thine Edmund Blague . To the humidious Poet , and my very friend Iohn Taylor . THe Poets old , ( with much head breaking paine ) Did learne of others to compose a verse , But Iohn , thy studdy , neuer broke thy braine : Yet canst in meeter many Acts rehearse . And when thy hand doth tug the heauy oare , Thou canst speake verses , neuer spoke before . Nought comes amisse , for now thou tak'st delight In bitter Satyres to explaine thy minde : Then tragicke like , describst a bloody fight , And straight all mery art to mirth inclinde : Of all thou makst a harmony sometimes To please the inclination of the times . Then spight of each calumnions critticks coller , No Sculler euer came so neere a scholler . Thine as thou wouldest wish , Samuel King. In Laudem Authoris . WEll mightst thou wonder Taylor that I praise Thy home bred Muse , since in these crittick daies It is a Maxim , that who er'e is knowne , To giue to others worth , leaues himselfe none : Did not I see how much adultrous art Paints out the face of poesie for the mart : Of outside stages ; who can from 's loose pen , Shake inke at whores , and country gentlemen : Can make a souldier vtter treason , curse , And Ladies whine , speake as new come from nurse . Who can with this , and an opinion'd fame , A hungry pention purchase , weares the Name Of Poet ; when his idle pate hath nought To speake his art , but that t is deerely bought . ( And yet cheape too ) should we but weigh the paine , And selfe felt guilt , of his translating veine . When I on both looke , by Apollo's fire I laugh at him , and thee I doe admire . Thou ow'st thine owne begettings , which by thee Are made , not fashiond , such should Poets be . Such were the antient Bards , and Druids songs Who vsed their owne language , their owne tongues : Where Nature , vnto me seemes Art to passe As much as Diamonds doe a painted glasse : For if who best translates a Poet were We might haue more then one borne in a yeere . And I haue liu'd an age , and nere saw two , So much vnbought , vnborow'd , yet could show As I haue read from thee , what wouldst thou more Ther 's many weares the Bayes , deserues thy oare . Thy friend Robert Daborne . To his friend Iohn Taylor . GOe friend , let loase thy lines , and measure out The length and breadth of vice , it was a doubt : Thou only wert for a mans Taylor sit , When thou didst through thy measures , wast thy wit On wit-lesse Coriat , but from henceforth The Lawrell Synod shall allow thy worth : With more addicions , for all may see Thou likewise maist a womans Taylor bee . Thou canst with Satyres their streight bodies wring , And loose their skirts againe with sonnetting , Goe on , and from me take a kinde , good speed , With this prouiso vnto those shall read . Let there no Botcher that yet wants his trade Dive to finde fault with that a Taylor made . Will : Rowley . To his deere friend Master Iohn Taylor . ME thinkes I see the Sculler in his boate , With goodly motion glide along faire Thames , And with a charming and bewrehing noate , So sweet delightfull tunes and ditties frames : As greatest Lordings and the nicest Dames , That with attentiue care , did heare thy layes Of force should yeeld due merit to thy praise . Worth to all Water-men , straine forth thy voice To proue so pleasing in the worlds proud eye , As eyes , and eares , and hearts may all reioyce : To see , heare , muse , vpon the melodie . In contemplation of thy harmony , Let Thames faire banckes thy worth and praises ring While I thy worth , and praise , beyond seasing Tho. Gent. To the Water-Poet , Iohn Taylor . HOnest Iohn Taylor though I know 't no grace , To thee , or me , for writing in this place , Yet know I that the multitudes of friends Will thee protect , from vile malignant mindes : The rather cause what euer thou hast showes Is no one mans inuention but thine owne . Malitious minded men will thee despraise ; Enuy debases all , her selfe to raise . Then rest content , whilst to thy greater fame , Both Art , and Nature shrine to raise thy name . Thine euer as thou knowest R : Cadner . To honest Iack Taylor . FRiend Taylor , thou hast here this glory won , Tha 'st made a coate Vrania may put on . I doe applau'd thy quick ingenious spirit , And may thy fortune counteruaile thy merit : Which if it doe ( thy worth I will not flatter , Thou neuer more shalt toyle vpon the water . Thine as the rest of thy friends William Bubb. To his louing friend Iohn Taylor . BEloued friends ; words mend not much the matter , Nor morre the market of thy nat'rall wit : They are but Pyes , and like to Pyes doe chatter That fault thy acte , and so would bemish it . For what is Arte but imitation Ty'de vnto rules , as such and such haue taught ? And what those rules , but approbation Of that which Nature first , in others wrought ? From Nature then it was they tooke their light , The Proto-Poets all , and sung their Rhymes : And why shall we deny our age like right When Nature is the same with former Tynees ? No , no , but since she sendeth forth faire rayes In thy borne-Muse , weare thou with all her Bayes . Fr : Conniers . To my friend Iohn Taylor . IF Homers verse ( in Greeke ) did merrit praise , If Naso in the Lattin won the Bayes , If Maro mongst the Romanes did exell , If Tasso in the Tuscan tongue wrote well , Then Taylor I conclude that thou hast don In English , what immortall Baies hath won . Thy friend Iohn Tap. Tho : Bretnor in commendation of the Author . THat none are Artists but Academiques , T were vaine to thinke and idle to maintaine : Sith Nature's free and tide to no such trickes : As fostred are among the learned traine : The homely Pesant and the country Kerne Haue often better wits then those that learne . And for thy selfe there is no Poet writes With words , or figures more adornd with Art. Thy lines are stuffed with learned Epithites : Such sweet conceits thy pleasing Muse doth dart , That thou seemest wrapt into the highest ayres , When thou but speakest of celestiall Spheares . Then cease not Taylor , garments more to shape , Of this proiection or diuiner matter , Le ts haue another suite of finest drape : And bury not thy talent in the water . That element's cold , but thou art all on fire : Go on , go on , and we will still admire . Thine Tho : Bretnor . To my honest friend Iohn Taylor . THy Taylors sheares foule vices wings hath clipt , The seames of impious dealings are vnript : So Art-like thou these captoius times hast quipt , As if in Hellicon thy pen were dipt , All those who gainst thy worth are Enuious lipt , Thy sharpe Satyrick Muse hath nipt and snipt : And to conclude thy'nuention is not chipt , Or stolne or borowd , begd , or basely gript . Then Taylor thy conceits are truely sowde , And Sculler ( on my word ) it was well rowde . Thine to my best power Enoch Lynde . To him I loue , yet neuer knew . TO praise thee without knowledge , were dispraise : I know thy Wit : in that , thy selfe I raise . Thy ful fetcht-strokes so wafts me o're the Strand , Of deepe Conceit ; as bids me vnderstands , That neuer Taylor shapt ( for such small price ) A Robe so couert , which uncouers Vice. Thy true friend Iohn Handson .. In Landem Authoris . MOst commonly one Taylor will dispraise , Anothers workmanship , enuying alwaies At him that 's better then himselfe reputed , Though he himselfe be but a botcher bruted : So might it well be said of me ( my friend ) Should I not to thy worke some few lines lend , Which to make probable this sentence tendeth , Who not commends , he surely discommendeth : In my illiterate censure these thy rimes , Deserue applause euen in these worst of times : When wit is onely worthy held in those , On whom smooth flattery vaine praise bestowes . But I not minding with thy worth to flatter , Doe know thy wit to good too toyle by water . Rob : Taylor . To my friend Iohn Taylor . THis worke of thine , thou hast compilde so well , It merits better wits thy worth to tell . Thine Maximilian Waad . To my kind friend IOHN TAILOR . FYe Momus cryes , what franticke fit hath firde . The Pelting Sculler thus to play the Poet , As if he were with Homers spirit inspir'de . Cease Critticke , cease , and I will let thee know it . The honest Sculler seeking for a fare , Did meete the Muses in an eu'ning late : And finding them dispos'd to take the ayre ; Such sollace gaue them with his Rusticke prate , As there in guerdon of his homebred sport , It was decreed by all the Sisters nine He should receive ( since other meanes was short ) A brimfull bowle of Heliconian Wine . Since when from him , such sweet conceits doth flow , As merits all the praise thou canst bestow . Againe , IOhn Taylor heere I gladly would commend thee , And wish my note exceeded Ela's straine , Or that my Verse could equali Virgils vaine , Which might from Momus carping brood defend thee . Yet as I can I will this Reader tell , I know no Sculler euer writ so well . Thy friend , Richard Leigh . To my true friend Iohn Tailor AMongst the best that Britaine now doth beare , Grac'd by Apollo , and the Nimphs diuine , Swolne with the Raptures of their great Ingine , I thinke that fewe , or none , to thee comes neere . They want the tru-true tutch stone of the eare , Besides thy makings all are meerely thine , Thou stealst no Chore , not Scene , nor page , nor line , If they doe so , their workes can witnesse beare . Then iustly Iacke , I doe thee most esteeme , Nor art thou alwaies ignorant of Art , For Nature , so in thee doth play her part , As prodigall , not lib'rall shee doth seeme . Whilest thou her Champion , to thy greater grace Mak'st Art to Nature euen in Art giue place . Thine as I liue , Iohn Moraye . The Authors thanks to all those that haue written in his Commendations . RIght worthy , and my welbeloued friends , My loue and seruice shall be all your debters : A Beggers thankes is all the best Amends , And in that paiment you shall all be getters . For words are cheape , and this my Booke affoords Your owne , with double intrest words for words . Yours , I. T. To all in generall on whose names I haue Anagrammatized . MAiesticke Sol whose eye Eclipsing Raies , Shine with admired splendor or'e this land : And all you Mercuries , of Mars his band , Whose words and swords your temples crownes with baies . Your pardons grant me if I haue transgrest , If you forgiue , I le deale with all the rest . Euer at Command in all humble seruice , Iohn Tailor The Authors description of a Poet and Poesie , with an Apollogie in defence of Naturall English Poetrie . SHall Beggers diue into the Acts of Kings ? Shall Nature speake of supernat'rall things , Shall Egles flights atempted be by Gnatts ? Shall mighty Whales be portraied out by Sprate : These things I know vnpossible to be , And it is as vnpossible for me . That am a begger in these Kingly acts , Which from the Heau'ns true Poetry extracts . A supernat'rall foole , by Nature I That neuer knew this high borne mystery , A worthlesse gnat , I know my selfe more weake , Yet of the Princely Egle dare to speake : A silly sprat the Ocean seekes to sound , To seeke this Whale , though seeking he be drown'd : Then to proceed : a Poets Art I know , Is not compact of earthly things below : Nor is of any base substantiall mettle , That in the worlds rotundity doth settle : But t is immortall , and it hath proceeding , From whence diuinest soules haue all their breeding . It is a blessing heau'n hath sent to men , By men it is diuulged with their pen : And by that propogation it is knowne , And ouer all the world disperst and throwne : In verball elocution so refinde , That it to Vertue animates mans mindes The blessed singer of blest Israel , In this rare Art , he rarely did exell , He sweetely Poetyz'd in Heau'nly verses , Such lines which aye eternity rehearses : What Reuerend rate , and glorious great esteeme , Augustus Caesar did a Poet deeme : Admired Virgils life doth plainely show That all the world a Poets worth may know : But leauing Israels King , and Romane Caesar , Let 's seeke in England , English Poets treasure , Sir Phillip Sidney , his times Mars and Muse , That word , and sword so worthily could vse , That spight of death his Glory liu's , alwaies For Conquests , and for Poesie crown'd with bayes : What famous men liu's in this age of ours As if the Sisters nine had left their bowres , With more post hast then expeditious wings They here haue found the Helliconian springs . We of our mighty Monarch IAMES may boast , Who in this heau'nly Art exceeds the most : Where men may see the Muses wisdome well , When such a Glorious house they chose to dwell : The Preacher whose instructions doth afford The soules deere food , the euerliuing word : If Poets skill be banisht from his braine , His preaching ( sometimes ) will be but too plaine : Twixt Poetry and best Diuinity There is such neere , and deere affinity . As t' were propinquity of brothers blood , That without tone , the other 's not so good : The man that takes in hand braue verse to write , And in Diuinity hath no insight , He may perhaps make smoothe , and Art-like Rimes , To please the humors of these idle times : But name of Poet he shal neuer merrit , Thogh writing them he waste his very spirit : They therefore much mistake that seeme to say , How euery one that writes a paltry play : A sottish Sonnet in the praise of loue , A song or iegge , that fooles to laughter mooue , In praise or dispraise , in defame or fame , Deserues the honour of a Poets name : I further say , and further will maintaine That he that hath true Po'sie in his braine , Will not profane so high and heau'nly skill , To glory , or be prow'd of writing ill : But if his Muse do stoope to such deiection , T is but to shew the world her sinnes infection : A Poets ire sometimes may be inflam'd : To make foule Vices brazen face asham'd . And then his Epigrames and Satirs whip Will make basegald vnruly Iades to skip : In frost they say t is good , bad blood be nipt , And I haue seene Abuses whipt and stript , In such rare fashion , that the wincing age , Hath kick'd and flung , with vncontrouled rage . Oh worthy Withers I shall loue thee euer , And often maist thou doe thy best indeuer , That still thy workes and thee may liue togither Contending with thy name , and neuer wither . But further to proceed in my pretence Of Natr'all English Poetries defence : For Lawreat Sidney , and our gracious Iames , Haue plunged bin in Arts admired streames : And all the learned Poets of our daies , Haue Arts great ayde to winne still liuing bayes . All whom I do confesse such worthy men , That I vnworthy am with inke and pen To carie after them . But since my haps Haue bin so happy as to get some scaps : By Nature giu'n me from the Muses table , I le put them to the best vse I am able : I haue read Tasso , Virgill , Homer , Ouid , Iosephus , Plutark , whence I haue aproued , And found such obseruations as are fit , With plenitude to fraught a barren wit. And let a man of any nation be , These Authors reading , makes his iudgement see Some rules that may his ignorance refine , And such predominance it hath with mine . No bladder blowne ambition puff's my Muse , An English Poets writings to excuse : Nor that I any rule of art condem , Which is Dame Natures ornamentall Iem : But these poore lines I wrote ( my wits best pelfe ) Defending that which can defend it selfe . Know then vnnat'ral English Mungril Monster , Thy wandring iudgement doth too much misconster : When thou affirm'st thy Natiue Contry-man , To make true verse no art or knowledge can : Cease , cease to do this glorious kingdome wrong , To make her speech inferiour to each tongue : Show not thy selfe more bruitish then a beast , Base is that bird that files her homeborne neast : In what strange tongue did Virgils Muse commerce ? What language wast that Ouid wrote his verse ? Thou sayst t' was Latin , why I say so too , In no tongue else they any thing could doo : They Nat'rally did learne it from their mother , And must speake Lattin , that could speake no other : The Grecian blinded Bard did much compile , And neuer vsde no foreigne far-fetcht stile : But as he was a Greeke , his verse was Greeke , In other tongues ( alas ) he was to seeke , Du Bartas heauenly all admired Muse , No vnknowne Language euer vs'de to vse : But as he was a Frenchman , so his lines In natitue French with fame most glorious shines . And in the English tongue t is fitly stated , By siluer-tongued Siluester translated . So well , so wisely , and so rarely done , That he by it immortall fame hath wonne . Then as Great Maro , and renowned Naso , Braue Homer , Petrarke , sweete Italian Tasso : And numbers more , past numbring to be numberd , Whose rare inuentions neuer were incumberd , With our outlandish chip chop gibrish gabling , To fill mens eares with vnacquainted babling : Why may not then an Englishman . I pray , In his owne language write as erst did they , Yet must we suit our phrases to their shapes , And in their imitations be their Apes . Whilst Muses haunt the fruitfull forked hill , The world shall reuerence their vnmatched skill . And for inuention , fiction , method , measure , From them must Poets seeke to seeke that treasure . But yet I thinke a man may vse that tongue His Country vses , and doe them no wrong . Then I whose Artlesse studies are but weake , Who neuer could , nor will but English speake , Do heere maintaine , if words be rightly plac'd , A Poets skill , with no tongue more is grac'd . It runnes so smooth , so sweetly it doth flow , From it such heauenly harmony doth grow , That it the vnderstanders senses moues With admiration , to expresse their loues . No Musicke vnder heauen is more diuine , Then is a well-writte , and a well-read line . But when a witlesse selfe conceited Rooke , A good inuention dares to ouerlooke : How pitteous then mans best of wit is martyr'd , In barbrous manner totter'd torne and quarter'd . So mingle mangled , and so hack't and hewd , So seuraily be scuruide and bemewde . Then this detracting dutty dunghill drudge , Although he vnderstand not , yet will iudge . Thus famous Poesie must abide the doome Of euery muddy minded raskall Groome . Thus rarest Artists are continuall stung By euery prating , stinking lumpe of dung . For what cause then should I so much repine , When best of writers that ere wrote a line Are subiect to the censure of the worst , Who will their follies vent , or else they burst . I haue at idle times some Pamphlets writ , ( The fruitlesse issue of a nat'rall witte ) And cause I am no Scholler , some enuy me , With foule and false calumnious words belie me : With brazen fronts , and flinty hard beleefe Affirming or suspecting me a theefe : And that my sterrile Muse so drie is milch'd , That what I write , is borrow'd , beg'd , or filch , d. Because my name is Tailor , they suppose My best inuentions all from stealing growes : As though there were no difference to be made Betwixt the name of Tailor , and the Trade . Of all strange weapons , I haue least of skill To mannage or to wield a Tailors bill . I cannot Item it for silke and facing , For cutting , edging , stiffning , and for lacing : For bumbast , stitching , binding , and for buckram , For cotton , baies , for canuas and for lockram . All these I know , but know not how to vse them , Let trading Taylors therefore still abuse them . My skil's as good to write , to sweat , or row , As any Tailors is to steale or sowe . In ende , my pulsiue braine no Art affoords , To mint , or stampe , or forge new coined words . But all my tongue can speake , or pen can write Was spoke and writ before I could endite . Yet let me be of my best hopes bereft , If what I euer writ I got by thest : Or by base symony , or bribes , or guifts Or begd , or borrowd it by sharking shifts . I know I neuer any thing haue done , But what may from a weake inuention runne . Giue me the man whose wit will vndertake A substance of a shadow for to make : Of nothing something , ( with Arts great aide ) With Nature onely all his Muse arraide . That solid matter from his braine can squees , Whilst some Iame Artists wits are drawne to 'th leeze . By teaching Parrots prate and prattle can , And taught an Ape will imitate a man : And Banks his horse shew'd tricks , taught with much labor So did the hare that plaid vpon the tabor . Shall man , I pray , so witlesse be besotted ? Shall men ( like beasts ) no wisdome be allotted , ( Without great studie ) with instinct of Nature , Why then were man the worst and basest creature ? But men are made the other creatures Kings , Because superiour wisdome from them springs . And therefore Momus vnto thee againe That dost suspect the issue of my braine Are but my bastards , now my Muse doth flie , And in thy throat giues thy suspect the lie . And to the triall dares thee when thou dar'st Accounting thee a coward if thou spar'st . I haue a little wit , and braine , and spleane , And gall , and memory , and mirth and teene , And passions , and affections of the minde , As other Mortals vse to be enclinde . And hauing all this , wherefore should men doubt My wit should be so Cripled with the Gout , That it must haue assistance to compile , Like a lame dogge , that 's limping ore a stile . No , no , thou Zoylus , thou detracting else , Though thou art insufficient in thy selfe : And hast thy wit and studies in reuersion , Cast not on me that scandalous aspersion . I hate such belladmongring riming slaues , Such iygging rascals , such audacious knaues . The bane of learning , the abuse of Arts , The scumme of Naturs worst defectiue parts : The scorne of schollers , poison of rewards , Regardlesse vassalles of true worths regard , The shame of time the canker of desarts , The dearth of liberall and heroicke harts . That like so many bandogs snatle and snatch , And all 's their owne they can from others ca●th . That licke the scraps of Schollers wits ( like dogges ) ( A Prouerb old ) draffs good enough for hogges . Purloining , line by line , and peece by peece , And from each place they read , will filch a fleece . Me thinks my Muse should peecemeale teare these roages More base and vile then tatter'd Irish broages . Clawkissing raskals , flattering Parasites , Sworne vices vassalles , vertues opposites . T is you dambde curres haue murderd liberall minds , And made best Poets worse esteem'd then hindes . But wherefore doe I take a Schollers part , That haue no grounds or Axioms of Art : That am in Poesie an artlesse creature , That haue no learning but the booke of Nature : No Academicall Poetike straines , But homespunne medley of my mottley braines . The reason I a Schollers wants bewaile , And why against base litter'd whelps I raile , Is this , that they long time should time bestow In painefull study , secret Arts to know , And after liue in want , contempt and scorne , By euery dunghill peasant ouerborne . Abus'd , rejected , doggedly disgrac'd , Despised ragged , lowsie , and out fac'd : Whilest Bagpipe-poets stuf with others winde , Are grac'd for wit , they haue from them purloinde . Now in mine owne defence once more I le say , Their too rash iudgements to much runnes astray , That , cause my name is Tailor I doe theeue it , I hope their wisdomes will no more beleeue it . Nor let my want of learning be the cause , I should be bitten with blacke enuies iawes : For whosoere by nature is not a Poet By rules of Art he neuer well can show it . Ther'i 's many a wealthy heire long time at Schoole , Doth spend much study , and comes home a foole . A Poet needes must be a Poet borne , Or else his Art procures his greater scorne . For why ? if Art alone made men excell , Me thinkes Tom Coriat should write exlent well : But he was borne be like in some crosse yeere , When learning was good cheape , but wit was deare . Then to conclude , as I before began , Though nought by Schollership or Art I can Yet ( if my stocke by nature were more bare ) I scorne to vtter stolne or borrowed ware : And therefore Reader now I tell thee plaine , If thou incredilous dost still remaine . If yea or nay these reasons doe perswade thee , I leaue thee and thy faith to him that made thee . To the Kings most excellent Maiestie . Anagramma . Iames Stuart MUSES TARY AY . GReat Soueraigne as thy sacred Royall breast Is by the Muses whole and sole possest : So doe I know , Rich , precious , peerelesse Iem , In witting vnto thee , I write to them . The Muses tarry at thy name , why so ? Because they haue no further for to goe . To the high and mighty Prince , Charles Stuart . Anagramma Cals true hearts . BRaue Prince , thy Name , thy fame , thy selfe and all , With loue and seruice , all true hearts doth call : So Roially indude with Princely parts , Thy Reall vertues alwaies , cals true heart , To Anna Queene of Great Britaine . THese backward , and these forward lines I send To your right Royall , high Maiesticke hand : And like the guilty prisoner I attend Your censure , wherein blisse or bale doth stand . If I condemned be , I cannot grudge , For neuer Poet had a iuster Iudge . These lines are to be read , the same backeward as they are forward . Deer Maddam Reed Deem if I meed . Loues laborinth , with the description of the seuen Plannets . I Trauel'd through a wildernesse of late , A shadie , darke vnhaunted desart groue : Whereas a wretch explain'd his piteous state , Whose mones the Tygers vnto Ruthe would moue : Yet though he was a man cast downe by Fate : Full manly with his miseries he stroue , And dar'd false Fortune , to her vtmost worst , And er'e he meant to bend , would brauely burst . Yet swelling griefe , so much or'e charg'd his heart , In scalding sighs , he needs must vent his woe , Where groanes , and teares , and sighs all beare a part : As partners in their masters ouerthroe : Yet spight of griefe , he laught to scorne his smart , And midst his deapth of care , demean'd him so , As if sweet concord , bore the greatest sway , And snarling discord was inforc'd t' obay . Thou Saint ( quoth he ) I whilome did adore , Thinke not thy youthfull feature still can last , In winters age , thou shalt in vaine deplore That thou on me such coy disdaine didst cast : Then , then remember old said sawes of yore : Time was , Time is , but then thy Time is past . And in the end , thy bitter torments be , Because that causelesse , thou torment●●●●● me . Oh you immortall , high Imperious powres , Haue you in your resistlesse ●●●●●es decreed To blast with spight and scorne my pleasant hou'res : To starue my hopes , and my dispaire to feed , Once more let me attaine those sunshine showers : Whereby my withered ioyes , againe may breed . If Gods no comfort to my cares apply , My comfort is , I know the way to die . With wits destracted here I make my will , I do bequeath to Saturne , all my sadnesse , When Mellancholy first my heart did fill My sences turne from sobernesse to madnesse : Since Saturne , thou wast Author of my ill , To giue me griefe , and take away my gladnesse . Malignant Plannet , what thou gau'st to me I giue againe , as good a guift to thee . I doe surrender back to thundring Ioue , All state , which earst my glory did adorne : My frothy pompe , and my ambitious loue : To thee false Iupiter I backe returne , All Iouiall thoghts that first my heart did mooue , In thy Maiestick braine was bred and borne : Which by thy inspiration , caus'd my wrack , And therefore vnto thee , I giue it backe . To Mars I giue my rough robustious rage , My anger , fury , and my scarlet wrath : Man-slaughtring murder is thy onely page , Which to thy bloudy guidance I bequeath . Thy seruants all , from death should haue their wage , For they are executioners for death , Great Mars , all furie , wrath , and rage of mine I freely offer to thy Goarye shrine . All seeing Sol , thy bright reflecting eye Did first with Poets Art inspire my braines : T is thou that me so much didst dignifie , To rap my soule with sweet Poetike straines , And vnto thee againe before I die I giue againe , a Poets gainelesse gaines . Though wit and art are blessings most diuine Yet here , their iemmes , amongst a heard of swine . To thee false goddesse , loues adultrous Queene My most inconstant thoughts I do surrender : For thou alone , alone hast euer beene True louers bane , yet seemest loues defender , And were thy bastard blind , as fooles do weene : So right he had not split my heart so tender . Fond Vulcans bride , thou turnest my ioy to paine Which vnto thee I render backe againe . To Mercury , I giue my sharking shifts , My two fold false equiuocating tricks : All cunning sleights , and close deceiuing drifts : Which to decitfull wrong my humour pricks : All my Buzeaka's , my Decoyes , and lifts : No birdlime henceforth to my fingers sticks . My thoughts , my words , my actions , that are bad To thee I giue , for them from thee I had . And last , and low'st of all these Plannets seuen My wau'ring thoughts , I giue to Luna ' es guiding : My sencelesse braines , of wit and sence bereauen My stedfast change , and my most certaine sliding . All various alterations vnder heauen All that is mine , ore mouing , or abyding , My woes , my ioyes , my mourning , and my mirth I giue to thee , from whence they had their birth . Thus he against the higher powers contends And threats , and bans , and beats his care crazd breast , The birds harmonious musicke to him lends Which addes no rest , vnto his restlesse rest : Yea eu'ry thing in louing sort attends : All senceable , and sencelesse doe their best . With helplesse helpes do helpe to mone his mone And her he loues , Remaines vnkind alone . At last he rose from out the place he lay , And frantikely ran woodlie through the wood : The scratching brambles , in his wailes waie Intreats him stay , but in a harebraind mood He fled , till weary he at last did stay , To rest him , where a ragged rock there stood , With resolution to despaire and die Whilst Eccho to his mones , did thus replie . Eccho . May humane mischiefes be compar'd with mine ? mine . Thine babling Eccho , would thy tongue told true : rue . I rue that I alone must weepe and pine pine . I pine for her , from whom my cares ensue . sue . I sue , I serue a marble hearted faire ayre . And ayre is all the fruit of fruitlesse loue : loue . Lou's hope is past , then welcome black despaire despaire . Shall there despaire my causelesse curse remoue moue . Oh whither shall I moue , to ioy or paine paine . Must paine be my reward for paine for aye aye . Aye must my torment feed her scornfull veine vaine . To ease my griefe , will she say yea or nay , nay . Nay , then from loue and all his lawes I flie flie . I flie , I search , I seeke the way to die . die . Thus brabling gainst all things he heares or sees Impatient as his froward fortunes wrongs . No sensu'all obiect with his sence agrees . All pleasures his displeasure more prolongs : At length he carues vpon the thick bark'd trees These vnder written sad lamenting songs . And as my weake inuention vnderstood His farewell thus , was grau'd vpon the wood . Sonnet . LIke a decrepit wretch , deform'd and lame My verse approaches to my dearest Dame Whose dire disdaine , makes my laments her game , Whose scornfull eies addes fuell to my flame . But whether shee , or I , are most too blame I for attempting to exalt her fame With fruitlesse Sonnets ; which my wit did frame : Or shee whose peircing lookes my heart ore ' came . Her feature can both men and monsters tame The gods , and fiends , adore and dread her name , Whose matchlesse forme doth Citherea shame , Whose cruell heart remaineth still the same . And in a word , I striue against the streame My state ' is to low , and hers is too supreame . Then since so scornefull is her high disdaine . Since all my loue is but bestow'd in vaine , Curbe fancie then , with true discretions Reine , Let reason cure my tor-tormenting paine . Suppose I should at last , my suit attaine , And then sit downe and count my losing gaine : My haruest would be tares in shee l of graine . Then I le no longer vexe my vexed braine To seeke her loue , who ioyes when I complaine : No longer I , loues vassell will remaine , I le be no more of Cupids witlesse traine , Whose partiall blindnesse hath so many slaine . Proud Dame , whose breast my loue didst earst refraine Despight loues lawes I le be no more thy swaine . Thus like a man , whose answere 〈◊〉 ●erest him , I found him mad with loue , and so I left him . Plutoes Proclamation concerning his Infernall pleasure for the Propagation of Tobacco TRue Newes and strange my Muse intends to write , From horrid concaues of eternall night : Whereas a damned Parliment of Deuils , Enacted lawes to fill the world with euils . Blacke Pluto sundry proclamations sends Through Barathrum , and summons all the fiends , To know how they on earth had spent their times , And how they had beclog'd the world with crimes . First spake an ancient Deuill ycleaped Pride , Who said he wandred had , both farre and wide , Dispersing his Ambitious poisnous bane , As farre as Luna doth both waxe or wane . Next summond was , a rakehell furgound curre , Cal'd Auarice , ( whose rotten haulking murre ) Was like to choake him ere he could declare How he had soules possest with monies care . That so they fill their Coffers to the brim , All 's one , let sweet saluation sinke or swimme . The third that to the Parlament came in Was murder , all inroab'de in scarlet sinne , Who told great Limboes monarch he had done Such deeds , as thousand soules to hell hath wonne . The fourth that entred to this damned Iurie , Was sweet sinne Leachery , a smugfac'd furie : Said that the world should his great paines approue , Where vniuersall lust is counted loue . The fift was an ilshap'd decrepit Crone Cald Enuy , all consum'd to skinne and bone : And shee declar'd what labour he had spent To Honours , and to Vertues detriment . Then sixt , did Burst-gut Gluttony appeere , Whose sole delight is all in belly cheere : Who told how he mens greedy mindes did serue To cram their bodies , whilst their soules did sterue . The seuenth was Sloth , an vgly lothsome wretch , Who being cald , did gape , and yawne , and stretch : I haue ( quoth he ) done as your highnesse wil'd , I all the world with Idlenesse haue fil'd , In lazie Creatures members I doe lurke , That thousands will be hang'd , before the 'ile worke . Then Pluto said , these ills , you haue done well , In propagation of our kingdome , Hell : But yet ther 's one thing which I will effect , Which too long hath been buried with neglect ; And this it is , in Rich America , In India , and blacke Barbaria . Whereas the peoples superstion show Thei 're mine , because no other God they know , In those misguided lands I caus'de to breed A foule contagious , stinking Manbane weed : Which they ( poore fooles ) with diligence doe gather To sacrifice to me that am their Father : Where euery one a Furies shape assumes , Befog'd and clouded with my hel-hatch'd fumes . But these blacke Nations that adore my name , I le leaue in pleasure : and my mischiefes frame Gainst those who by the name of Christians goe , Whose Author was my finall ouerthrowe . And therefore straight diuulge our great commands , That presently throughout all Christian lands , Tobacco be disperst , that they may be As Moores and Pagans are , all like to me . That from the Palace to the paltry nooke , Like hell in Imitation all may looke . In vice let Christians , passe both Iewes and Turks , And let them outpasse Christians in good works . Let euery Cobbler with his durty fist , Take pride to be a blacke Tobaconist : Let Idiot Coxcombes , sweate t is ex'lent geare , And with a whiffe their reputations reare . Let euery Idle adle-pated gull With stinking sweet Tobacco stuffe his skull . Let Don fantasticke smoake his vastie gorge . Let rich and poore , let honest men and knaues , Be smoak'd and stunke vnto their timelesse graues . Thus is our last irreuocable will , Which though it dam not man , I know t will kill . And therefore straite , to euery Christian Nation Diuulge , and publish , this our Proclamation . A Proclamation or approbation , from the King of execration , to euery Nation , for Tobacoes propagation . WHereas wee haue been credibly Informed ( by our true and neuer failing Intelligencers , as the soules of Vsurers , Broakers , Knights of the Post , Panders , Baudes , & such like , our welbeloued sons and daughters , by gracelesse adoption ) that the Hearbe , ( alias weede ) ycleaped Tobaco , ( alias ) Trinidado , alias , Petun , alias , Necocianū , ( a long time hath beene in continuall vse and motion , amongst the Sunburnt , tanskind Indians , Barbarians and the rest of our black guard inhabiting in America ; which hath beene greatly to our contentment to see our execrable seruants on the earth , to come so neere our infernall Tartarian sulphorous contagious stinke , with their terestriall imitations : wee therefore with the full consent of our three Estates , namely our Lords spiritual of our owne synagogue , as twelue Turkish Muftyes 66. Popes & sundry other Cardinals &c. Prelates our foure trustie friends . Besides our Temporall Lords , as Heliogabalus , Nero , Sardanapalus , with many more , and our Comminalty or vassals , whereof the chiefe , wee hold to be Guido Faux , Francis Rauillae , and all such as were Naturalized into the line of Iudas or Achitophell . Wee with these estates afore said doe ( by the Authority of this present Parliament ) straightly charge and command that all deuils , demydeuills , feinds , furies , hagges , witches , ghosts , goblins , spirits , elues , fayries , or any other subiect or subiects , to our infernall monarchy , by what name or title soeuer they bee called , that they and euery of them doe forthwith vpon the sight hereof , dispearse themselues amongst the Christians ( the vtter enemies of our mightie Monarchy ) and there by inspirations of witchcrafts , spels , exorcismes , coniurations , incantations , or any other of our Magicall deuises , doe their best endeauors to possesse them with the loue of Tobaco , make old men doate ouer it , and yong men admire it , make the rich smoake away their wealth in it , make the laborer in one houre in the Eauening puffe away his whole daies worke , let the decaied banquerupt bee alwaies my trustie factor to divulge it , be they neuer so base let them bee acounted Noble that vse it , and be they neuer so noble , let them be thought base that refuse it : let Play-houses , Drinking-schooles , Tauerns , Alehouses , Bawdy-houses , be continuallie haunted with the contaminous vapours of it , nay ( if it be possible ) bring it into their Churches , and there choake vp their Preachers , ( my only and my hatefull enemies . ) And whereas the Indians , and other farre remored barbarous Nations were the first that vsed it , wee do streightly further charge and command , that you and euery of you , doe disswade them from the excessiue vse of it , and let those Nations that are our continuall opposites in manners and Religion be fullie possest with an immoderate desire of it like Horsleeches , the more they drinke the more let them thirst , let it bee a trade to practise the whiffe , the snuffe , the gulpe , the euaporating or retention . Doe this withall expedition as you expect the fruition , of our fatherly execrable Malleuolent mallediction . Giuen at our Palace at Gehenna &c. THis Proclamation was no sooner doon , But thousand furies to and fro did runne , T' acomplish what their Master Pluto spoke And fully fill the world with stinke and smoake : And now the man that 's o'ne of feeling rest , By reason of his age whose teeth hath left The vasty Cauerne of his mumping cud , Must haue Tobaco to reuiue his blood : The glistring Gallant , or the gallant Gull. The ieering pander , and the hackney Trull . The Roysting Rascall , and the swearing Slaue , The Hostler , Tapster , all in generall craue To be a foggy , misty , smoaky iury Vpon this vpstart newfound Indian fury . Great Captaine Gracelesse , stormes , protests , and sweares , Hee le haue the rascall Poet by the eares , And beat him , as a man would beate a dogge , That dares once speake against this precious fogge . It is the iewel that he most respects It is the gemme of ioy his heart affects : It is the thing his soule doth most adore , To liue and loue Tobaco , and a whore : Hee 'le cram his braines with fumes of Indian grasse , And grow as fat with 't as an English Asse . Some say Tobaco will mens dayes prolong , To whom I answer , they are in the wrong . And sure my conscience giues me not the lie I thinke t will make men rotten ere they die . Old Adam liu'd nine hundred thirty yeere , Yet nere dranke none , as I could read or heare : And some men now liues ninety yeeres and past , Who neuer dranke Tobaco , first nor last . Then since at first it came , from faithlesse Moores ( And since t is now more common far then whores ) I see no reason any Christian Nation Should follow them , in deuilish imitation : So farewell pipe , and pudding , snuffe and smoake My Muse thinks fit to leaue , before she choake : Certaine verses written in the Barbarian tongue , dropt out of a Negroes pocket , which I thought good to insert , because they tend to the honour of Tobaco . VAprosh fogh stinkquash flauorumques fie fominoshte Spitterspawlimon , loathersō hem halkish spewriboshte Mistrum fog smoakrash , choakerumques olifa trish trash Dam durticum belchum , contagioshte vomitroshe : Whifferum , puffe gulpum , allisnuff huff fleaminon odish , Rewmito contaminosh diabollish dungish odorish : To the Right Hon : Lord. WILLIAM Earle of Pembrooke . WILLIAM HERBET Annagrama . my Heart will beare . RIght Noble Lord , whose breast doth beare a heart Which is a Patron vnto Armes and Art : In spight of Enuy , still thy fame shines cleere For none but honour'd thoughts thy heart will beare . Satyre . WHen I but think , the daies we wander in , How most part of the world do liue by sinne : How finely Sathan shewed his cunning skill , That one man gets his goods , from others ill . Doth not the Lawiers liue like mighty Lords , On braules , on iarres , contentions and discords , When if men ( as they should ) would but agree , A Tearme would scarcely yeeld a Lawyers fee ? Let vsurers bragge of conscience what they can , They liue like deuils , vpon the bane of man : The racking land-lord gets his ill got store , By rayling rents , which make his tennants poore : Clap shoulder serieants get the deuill and all By begg'ring and by bringing men in thrall . Like gentlemen , the Iaylors spend their liues By keeping men in fetters , bonds and gyues : The vintner and the vict'lar get most gaines From dayly drunkards , and distemperd braines : From whence do Iustice Clerks get most they haue , But from the whore , the theife , the bawd , the knaue ? In what consists the hangmans greatest hope But hope of great imployment for the rope ? The very blew-coate beadles get their trash , By whips and rods , and the fine firking lash . But leauing these , note but how Corporations From others vices , get their reputations : The vpstart veluet silken fatten gull , His owne purse empts to fill the Mercers full : When for his birth , or wit more fit agrees , A breech of leather , and a coate of freese . The Taylor is a gentleman transform'd For his inuenting fashions new deform'd , And those that make the Verdingales and bodies , Get most the haue from idle witlesse nodies . The Tires , the Periwigs , and the Rebatoes , Are made t' adorne Ilshap'd Inamoratoes . Yea all the world is falne to such a madnesse , That each man gets his goods from others badnesse . The Chirurgian and Phisitian get their stockes , From Goutes , from Feauers , Botches , Piles , and Pockes : With others paine , they most of all are pleas'd , And best are eas'd : when others are diseas'd . As Sextons liue by deade , and not by quicke , So they liue with the sound , but by the sicke . Thus each man liues by other mens amisse , And one mans meat , anothers poison is . To the Right honourable Iohn , Lord Viscount Haddington , Iohn Ramsey Anagramma I AYM HONERS . THrice worthy Lord , whose vertues doe proclaime , How Honors noble marke is still thy Aym , To attaine the which thou holdst thy hand so steedy . That thy deesrts haue wonne the prize already . To the Honourable Kinght , Sir Dauid Moraye . Anagramma You are admir'd . WIth wisdome and with vertue so inspir'd , That spite of Enuies teeth , you are Admir'd . To King IAMES . Anagramma Iames Stuart Arm att Iesus . Vpon the Powder Treason the fifth of Nouember . THis day old Demon , and the damned Crew , Our King and Kingdome in the ayre had tost : But that our God their diuellish practise crost , And on their treacherous heads the mischiefe threw . No Pagan , Tartar , Turke or faithlesse Iew , Or hels blacke Monarch with his hatefull host : Since first amongst them Treason was ingrost , No plot like that from their inuention flew . But when they thought powderblast , a breath Should all this Iland into totters teare : Th' Almighties mercy freed vs from that feare , And paid the Traitors with infamous death . For which , let King , and all true Subiects sing Continuall praise vnto Heau'ns gracious King. To the Noble Gentleman Mr. Iohn Moraye Gentleman of his Maiesties Honourable Bedchamber . Anagramma I ayme Honour . INdustrious Loialty doth daily tell Thou Aymest at honor , and thou leuel'st well , And with thy trustie seruice shoot'st so right , That in the ende thou sure wilt hit the white . Twelue Sonnets vpon the Sunnes entring into the 12. Celestiall Signes . The 10. of March , the Sunne enters into Aries , or the signe of the Ram March 10. Aries . DIurnall Titans all reuiuing Carre , Through all the heaucus his progresse now he takes : And now his glistering Raies he doth vnbarre , And what his absence mard , his presence makes : Now he beginnes dame Tellus face to parch , With blustring Boreas and with Eurus breath , Thicke clouds of dust in March , through ayre doth march And Plants dead seeming Re-reuiues from death . Now at the heauy-headed horned Ram , AEous , AEthon , Phlegon , and Pyrois , On sweet Ambrosya sweetly feede and cram , And drinking Nectars gods carowsing iuice , Thus yeerely , one and thirty daies at least , In Aries , Titan daines to be a guest . To the Noble Gentleman and my approued good friend Sr. Iames Moray Knight . Iames Muraye Anagramma I am Aye Sure. THe worst of fortune thou canst well endure , Thy Anagram includes , thu Aye art sure . The 11. of Aprill he comes into Taurus , or the Signe of the Bull. Taurus . HIperion Now 's remou'd vnto the Bull , And seemes all hid in Mists and watry bowres : Till woolsacke seeming cloudes are bursting full , And then he glides the Aire with golden showres . He shines , he hides , he smiles and then he lowers , Now glorious glowing , and straight darkned dim : He 's now obscur'd and now his beames out-powres , As skies are cleare , or thicketwixt vs and him . Thus all the Aprill , at bopecpe he plaies , Incircling daily the Rotundious spheare . And at the Bull he hides his glistring raies , Till ayre is purgde of clowdes , and skies are cleare . Then he the head-strong Taurus soone forsakes , And to his Summer progresse haste he makes . To the Right worshipfull the Recorder of London , and Serieant to the Kings Majesties : Sir HENRY MONTAGVE Anagramma Gouerneth Many . AMongst a Million there is hardly Any , That like your selfe so well doth gouerne Many . The 12. of May the Sunne enters into Gemini , or the Twinnes . Gemini , May. NOw bright fac'd Sminthus , with faire Flora meetes , Adorning her with Natures best attire : Trees , plants , hearbes , flowres , and odoriferous sweets , With Birds all chaunting in their fethered quire . Now countrie Tom and Tyb haue their desire , And rowle and tumble freely on the grasse , The Milke-maide gets a greene gowne for her hire , And all in sport the time away doe passe . The bird , the beast , the lusty Iad , the lasse Doe sing , doe friske , doe clip , doe coll , doe kisse : Not thinking how the time must be , or was , But making pleasant vfe of time as t is . Till Sminthus leaues his lodging at the twinnes , And to a hotter race his course beginnes . To my approued good friend Mr. Robert Branthwayte . Anagramma . You Bere a heart true bent . LEt fortune smile or frowne you are content , At all Assaies you beare a heart true bent . The 12. of Iune the Sunne enters into Cancer or the Crabbe . Cancer . Iune . OF Fall the Innes where Sol doth vse to lie , With crabbed Cancer none may make compare : It is the highest in the lofty skie , All other signes to it Inferiour are . When Sol is once ascended and come there , He scaldes and scorches with his heau'nly heate : Makes fields of grasse , and flowry medowes bare , And though the Idleworke not yet they sweate . Thus like an all-commanding Lord he swaies , High mounted in his chiefe solstician pride : For when in Cancer he immures his raies , Vnto the height his glories amplifide . And when he goes from thence , he doth beginne By shorter Iournies to attaine his Inne . To my especiall friend Master SAMVELL CALVERTA . Anagramma . Vertue Calmes All. THe flesh , the world , the deuill , and all entice , Yet still thy honest vertue calmes all vice . The thirteenth of Iuly the sunne enters into Leo , or the Lion. Leo , Iuly . THe worlds eye daz'ler in his fiery race , Doth at the Lion lodge his vntam'd steeds : And now the ripening yeere begins apace To show Dame Tellus , procreatiue seeds . For as from man , mans generation breeds , So by manuring of our Grandam Earth , Are brought forth fruits , and flowers , and hearbs , & weeds To shield ingratefull man from pining dearth . The dogged dogge daies now with heate doth swealt , And now 's the season , of th'vnseasn'd ayre : When burning feauers make the patient melt , Whose heate the Doctors hardly can repaire : For why these currish daies are fatall still , And where they chance to byte , they vse to kill . To the Right worshipfull Sir Iohn Swinarton , late Lord Maior of London . IOHN SVVIN'ARTONE . Anagramma . Waites in honnour . THe man that Nobly serues , with wisdomes skill And good direction , waites in honour still . The foureteenth of August the sunne enters into Virgo . Or the Virgin. Virgo . August . VNhappy Phaetons , splendidious Sire Left amorous bussing beauteous Glim●ns lippes , And all inspir'd with Loues celestiall fires His Globe surrounding steeds a maine he whips : And to the Virgin Virgo downe doth glide , Where for she entertain'd him to his pleasure . He his Exchequer coffers opens wide , And fills the world with haruests wisht for treasure : Now country hindes vnto their tooles betake The forke , the rake , the sithe , the hooke , the cart , And all a generall expedition make , Till Nature be left naked by their art . At last the Virgin when these things are done , Till that time twelue mouth leaues her loue the sunne . To the worthy Gentleman Master SAMVEL DANIEL . Anagramma . Iesu Amend all . HOw euer my poore lines are vnderstood Yet I am sure thy Anagram is good . The thirteenth of September the sunne enters into Libra , Or the Ballance . Libra . September . THe Great all-seeing burning eye of day , In Libraes Ballance restlesse comes to rest , Where equally his way hee seemes to way : And day , and night with equall houres are drest : By these iust soales , true iustice is exprest , Which doth to times and places render right Where wealth insults not , nor the poore opprest , But all 's eu'n poyzed , like the day and night . And now this lampe of light doth here alight Making this Signe , his Equinoctiall Inne , Whilst fruitfull trees are ouer-laden quite : ( Too great a gracious guerdon for mans sinne ) And as in March he gan to doe vs grace , So to th' Antipodes he now gins shew her face . To the diuine Poet and my worthy friend Mr. IOSHVAH SYLLVESTER . Anagramma . Thuss he serus loyaly . THUs he serues loialy , in place of trust , And therefore well deserues a master iust . The foureteenth of October the sunne enters into Scorpio . Scorpio . October . ILlustrious Phaebus now declines amaine , His golden head within the Scorpion dwels , Now boystrous blasts of winde , and showres of raine Of raging winters nigh approch foretells From trees sharpe Autumne , all the leaes expells For Phaebus now hath left his pleasant Innes , Now Marchants Bacchus blood , both buye and sells And Michalls Tearme , lawes haruest now beginnes Where many losers are , and few that winnes : For law may well be cal'd contentions whip , When for a scratch , a cuffe , for points or pins : Will witlesse gets his neighbour on the hippe . Then tone the tother vnto law will vrge , And vp they come to giue their purse a purge . To the Noble Gentleman , and my much honoured friend , Robert Caluert Esquire , of Mount Caluert in Ireland . HAd I as many seu'rall mouthes as fame , I could not euer honour thy good Name : Did Maroe's Muse my weake inuention mooue , I should want Art t' expresse ingaged loue . Yet hope perswades me , as these lines you reed You 'le take my good endeauour for a deed : Although I know to write I am vnfit In Words , in Muse , in Methode , and in Wit. The eleuenth of Nouember , the sunne enters into Sagittarius , Or the Archer . Sagittarius ; Nouember . THus Luna's brother lower doth descend , And at the Archer rests his radient waine , Now winters bitter blasting storms contend T' assault our hemispheare , with might and maine . The fields and trees disrobed all againe , Stark naked strip'd of hearbs , of flowres , of fruits , And now the Lord , the Lowne , the Sir , the Swaine Against the freeze , of freeze make winter suites . Now chirping birds are all turn'd tonguelesse mutes , And Sheapheard swaines to sheephouse driues their sheep . Hot controuersies now are in disputes At Westminster , where such a coyle they keepe ; Where man , doth man within the law be tosse , Till some go crosselesse home by woodcocks crosse . To the honourable Gentleman Master William Ramsaye , one his of Maiesties Bed-chamber . WILLIAM RAMSAYE . Anagramma . I am allwayes mery . YOur Name doth with your Anagram agree , And Heau'ns confirme my wish acomplisht be , That you in Noble Actions ner'e be weary , But as your Name Includes be Alwayes mery . The eleuenth of December , the sunne enters into Capricorne , Or the Goate . Capricornus . December . APollo hath atain'd his lowest seate , And now the shortnesse of his race is such , That though his Glory for a time be great : He giues his sister Cynthia twice as much . Now is the welcomst time of all the yeere , Now die the oxen and the fatted hogs , Now mery Christmas fills the world with cheere , And chimnies smoake with burning logge , on logs . He that 's a mizer all the yeere beside Will reuell now , and for no cost will spare , A pox hang sorrow , let the world goe slide : Le ts eate and drinke , and cast away all care . Thus when Apollo's at the horned Goate , He makes all Christendom with mirth to floate . To the Noble Gentleman my especiall good friends Sir William Moray , Lord of Aberca●ny . WILLIAM MORAY . Anagramma . I Amm Royal Wil. LEt all the world to changing be enclinde , Yet you will allwaies beare A Royall minde . The tenth of Ianuary the sunne enters into Aquarius , Or the signe of the Waterbearer . Aquarius . Ianuary . THe Glorious Great Extinguisher of Night Immures his bright translucent golden head , And from his Radient seeme he doth alight . To rest his steeds in cold Aquarius bed . Now hory frost , hath Tellus sate or'espread , And chilling numnesse whets the shauing ayre , All vegitable creatures now seeme dead Like curelesse cures past and repast repaire : Frigidius Ianus two-fold frozen face Turnes moist Aquarius into congeal'd yce : Though by the fires warme side the pot haue place : Of winters wrath it needs must know the price . At last daies burning torch , againe takes horse , And into wetter weather makes his course . To the Noble Gentleman Master Robert Haye , one of the Gentlemen of his Maiesties honourable bed-chamber . RIght worthy Sir , if ought that I haue writ Were worth your reading , t were some signe of wit. I haue a few friends , and amongst the rest You being one , the best will iudge the best . The ninth of February , the sunne enters into Pisces , Or the signe of the two fishes . Pisces . February . NOw snow , and raine , and hayle , and slauering fleete , ( The Delphean God hath suckt from sea and land . With exhalations ) on the earth they greet : Powr'd downe by Iris liberall hand , If foule fac'd February keepe 〈◊〉 touch . He makes the toyling Plowmans prouerbe right ; By night , by day , by little and by much , It fils the ditch , with either blacke or white And as the hard co●●●●●ed butting Ram At setting forth was Tytans dayntiest dish : So to conclude his feasting with a messe of fish . And long in Pisces he doth not remaine , But leaues the fish , and fals to flesh againe . To the Honourable Sir Thomas Ridgewaye Knight Barronet , Treasurer at Warres in Ireland , &c. Thomas Ridgewaye . Anagramma . God Arms thy waie . Againe , Age is made worthy . THough sinne and Hell worke mortals to betraie , Yet gainst their mallice still , God Armes thy waie . when life and lands , and all away must fade , By Noble actions , Age is worthy made . Certaine Sonnets made in the forme of AEquiuoques : on the destruction of Troy. WHen Hellen was for Priams sonne a mate . From Greece bereaft , by Paris and his Band : Which caus'd the Greekes , the Trojan mindes amate , Some curs'd the boy ; and other some they band The strumpet Queene , which brought the burning brand , That Illion firde , and wrack'd old Priams Race : And on their Names long liuing shame did brand , ( For headstrong lust runnes an vnbounded Race . ) This beauteous peece , whose features radient blase , Made Menelaus horne-mad warre to wage : And set all Troy in a combustious blase , Whose ten yeeres triumphes scarse was worth their wage . For all their Conquests , and their battring Rams , Their leaders , most return'd , with heads like Rams . To the noble Gentleman Sir Oliuer Saint-Iohn . Anagramma Harts Ioyn in loue . THy loyall seruice to thy King , doth prooue , That to thy Countrey thy Hart Ioyns in loue . WIth raging madnesse and with fury fell , Great Diomed , and Aiax left their Tents , And in the throat of death , to blowes they fell , To make more worke for plaisters , and for tents . With blood imbruing all the Phrigian Clime , Whilest men like Autumne leaues drop dying downe : Where some through blood , and wounds to honor clime And some their mangled lims bestrowes the downe : Whilest Paris , with his Hellen in his Armes Imbraces her about the wastfull waste : Saw many a Gallant Knight in burnisht Armes , Who from their Tents made haste to make more waste : Who to their Tents did nere returne againe , Thus warres makes gaine a losse , and losse a gaine . To the noble Gentleman , Sir EDVVARD BLAINEYE Knight , Gouernor of Monnaahan in the North of Ireland . EDVVARD BLAYNEY Anagramma Liue and Abide euer . THy trustie seruice hath so oft beene tride , For which thy fame , liue euer and Abide . HAd Priams Queene in Cradle slaine her Sonne The lust full Paris ( haplesse boy ) I meane : Then Illions Towers might still haue brau'd the Sunne : His death to saue their liues had beene the meane . Vnlucky lucke , when , Iuno , Venus , Pallas Did craue his censure vpon Ida Mount : Whence sprung the cause that Troy and Priams Pallace Were burnt , which earst the skies did seeme to mount . Had he beene drownd , or strangled with a corde , He had not rob'd Oenon of her heart : Or had he di'de , ere Hellen did accord With him , to h●●d her husband like a Harte . But Troy it is thy fate , this knaue and Baggage , Confounds thy state , and fires thy bagge , and baggage . To the worthy Gentleman , Sir HENRY FOLIOT Gouernour of Balishannon in the North of Ireland . HENRYE FOLIOTT . Anagramma . Honor Fitt lie . THy Honor Fitlie to thy worth is fit , It Honors thee , and thou dost honor it . TRoyes fruitfull Queene did many Children bare , So braue , heroike , and so slout a Crew : Who all in noble actions did accrue , When age had made their Parents balde and bare , They made their daintlesse courage to appeare , Amidst the throngs of danger and debate : Where wars remorselesse stroake kil'd many a Peere , Whilest swords , not words , their counsels did debate : But bloud on bloud , their furie could not sate , For fierce Achilles did braue Hector gore : To guerdon which , the Graecian in his gore Did wallow , whilest the Troians laughing sate . Thus did Achilles bid the world adiewe For Hectors death , Reuenge did claime a due . To the Right worshipfull and worthy Gentleman , Sir Simon Weaston of Litchfield in the County of Stafford Knight . SIMON WESTON . Anagramma Mowntes Sion . MOwnts Sion figures that surmounting place , Where vertue 's Mownt vnto the throne of grace . TEn weary yeeres these bloody broyles did last , Vntill the Greeks had form'd a woodden steed : Which they on Priam would bestow at last , ( When force preuailes not , falshood stands in steed . ) False Simon ( who so well could forge a lie , Whose traitrous eies shead many a treach'rous teare ) Knew well that in the horses wombe did lie The wolues that Troy did all in peeces teare . Polyxena , Achilles deere bought deere Was hew'de in gobbets on her louers graue : King , Queene , and Troy , for Hellen paid too deere , All felt the Graecian Rage , both yong and graue . To Kings , and Commons , death's alike , all one , Except AEneas who escap'd alone . To the truely vertuous Ladie , MARIE WESTON wife to Sir Simon Weston Knight . MARIE WESTON . Anagramma . I Won Me a Rest. WHere true borne worth's Innated in the breast , There alwaies goodnesse winnes Eternall rest . Certaine Sonnets : variously composed vpon diuers subiects . Sonnet . 1. True Nobilitie . GReat is the glory of the Noble minde Where life and death , are equall in respect : If fates be good or bad , vnkinde or kinde , Not proud in freedome , nor in thrall deiect ; With courage scorning fortunes worst effect , And spitting in foule Enuies cankred face . True honor thus doth baser thoughts subiect Esteeming life a slaue , that serues disgrace . Foule abiect thoughts , become the minde that 's base , That deemes there is no better life then this , Or after death doth feare a worser place , Where guilt is paid the guerdon of Amisse . But let swolne enuy swell vntill shee burst , The Noble minde defies her to her worst . To the Noble Gentleman , Sir ROBERT RIDGEVVAY Knight , son and Heire to Sir Thomas Ridgeway Knight Barronet . ROBERT RIDGEVVAYE . Anagramma . I Regard , obey vertu . THough Thousands vainely passe their time away , Time I Regard , and Vertue I obey . LO thus the burden of Adultrous guilt , I showring vengeance , Troy and Troians saw : No Age , no sexe , no beauty , Gold or guilt Withstood , foretold Cassandraes saced saw . Shee often said , false Hellens beauties blast Should be the cause the mighty Graecian pow're , Their names , and fames , with infamy should blast , And how the Gods on them would vengeance pow're . But poore Cassandra , prophesied in vaine , She clam'rous cries , ( as t' were ) to sencelesse Rockes . The youths of Troy , in merry scornfull veine . Securely slept , whilst lust the cradle rockes . Till bloudy burning Indignation came , And all their mirth with mourning ouercame . To the worthy and vertuous Ladie , the Lady Elizabeth Ridgeway , wife to Sir Rob. Ridgewaye . ELIZABETH RIDGEVVAYE . Anagramma . I byde , Agree with Zeal . THe Subiects of th' Almighties Common-weale , They all in one Abide , Agree with zeale . Sonnet . 2. Enuy and Honour . COuld Enuy die , if Honour were deceast , She could not liue , for Honour's Enuies foode : Shee liues by sucking of the Noble blood , And scales the lofty top of Fames high Creast . Base thoughts compacted in the Abiect breast , The Meager Monster doth nor harme , nor good : But like the wane , or waxe , of ebbe or flood , Shee shunnes as what her gorge doth most detest ; Where heau'n bred honour in the Noble minde , From out the Cauerns of the breast proceeds : There helborne Enuie shewes her hellish kinde , And Vulturlike upon their actions feedes , But heere 's the ode , that Honours tree shall groe , When Enuies rotten stumpe shall burne in woe . To the noble Knight , Sir Francis Willoughby , sonne and heire to Sir Perciuall Willoughby , Knight of Wollerton in the County of Nottinghame . FRANCIS WILLOVGHBYE . Anagramma . Lou Wil Banishe Greif . SAd sorrow may assault men , like a thiefe , But spight of Enuy ( loue will Banish Greife . ) Sonnet . 3. Beauties luster . DEw drinking Phaebus hid his golden head , Balm-breathing Zepherus lay close immur'd : The silly Lambs and Kyds , lay all as dead Skies , earth and seas , all solace had abiur'd . Poore men , and beasts , to toylesome taskes inur'd In drooping manner spent the drowsie day : All but the Owle , whose safety night assur'd , She gladly cuts the ayre with whooting lay . When loe the blossom of my blooming May From out her Cooche maiestickly doth rise : Then Tytan doth his radient beames display . And clouds are vanisht from the vaulty skies . Sweete Zephirs gales reuiueth beasts and men , Madg Howlet scuds vnto her neast agen . To the Vertuous Lady , and wife to Sir Francis Willoughby Knight . CASSANDRAE WILLOVGHBYE . Anagramma . Wish Grace Aboue All ends . THe power of Heauen to me such fauour sends That I wish Grace Aboue all other ends . Sonnet . 4. Hope and Despaire . DOmestick broyles my tortur'd heart inuades Twixt wau'ring Hope , and desp'rate black Despaire : To prosecute my sute the one perswades , The other frustrates all my hopes with cares Hope sets me on , infer's shee 's fayrest faire , How deire disdaine doth dwell in fowlest Cels , And fell dispaire , calls beauty Enuies heire : Which torments me more then ten thousand hels . Loe thus my former hope , despaire expels Mid'st which extreames what 's best for me to doe : In open armes , despaire gainst me rebels , Hope traytor-like giues free consent thereto . And till these traytors twaine consume my city I restlesse rest , to rest vpon her pitty . To the Right worshipfull Master George Caluert Esquire , one of the Clarkes of his Maiesties priuy Connsell . GEORG CALVERT . Anagramma . Grace got rule . VVIt , Wisdome , Learning , Vertue , all agree That in thy breast their Mansiion house shall be . Sonnet . 5. Three blinde Commanders . BLinde fortune , sightlesse loue , and eyelesse death Like Great Triumue'rs swayes this earthly roome , Mans actions , affections , and very breath : Are in subiection to their fatall doome . Ther 's nothing past , or present , or to come That in their purblinde power is not comprizd , From crowne , to cart , from cradle to the toome All are by them defamde , or eternizde : Why should we then esteeme this doating life ( That 's in the guideance of such blind-fold rule ) Whose chiefest peace , is a continuall strife Whose gawdy pompes the pack , and man the Mule , Which liues long day , he beares , as he is able , Til deaths blacke night , doth make the graue his stable ? To the worthy Gentleman Captaine Arthur Basset in Ireland . ARTHVR BASSET . Anagramma . Be as tru harts . TRu vertue mixt with valour , Arms with Arts And all Innate in thee , be as tru harts . Sonnet . 6. Another of the praise of musicke . T Was Musick fetch'd Euridice from hell , And rap'd grim Pluto with harmonious straines : Renowned Orpheus did with Musick quell The fiends , and ease the tortur'd of their paines . The Dolphin did account it wondrous gaines To heare Arion play as he did ride : Gods , feinds , fish , fowles , and sheapherds on the plaines Melodious Musick still hath magnifide : And antient records plainely doe decide , How braue Orlando Palatine of France , When he was raging mad for Meadors bride Sweet Musicke cur'd his crazed wits mischance . For Musicks onely fit for Heau'ns high quire , Which though men cannot praise enough , admire . To the worshipfull Master Francis Ansleye of Dublinne in Ireland Esquire . FRANCIS ANSLEYE . Anagramma . Lifes Cares Vaynn . HE that to Life Eternall will Attaine Must euer here esteeme , this , Lifes Cares Vainn . Sonnet . 7. The Map of Misery . LIke to the stone that 's cast in deepest waue , That rests not till the bottom it hath sound , So I ( a wretch ) inthrald in sorrowes caue , With woe and desperations fetters bound : The captiue slaue imprison'd vnder ground Doom'b , there by fates t' expire his wofull daies : With care orewhelm'd , with griefe and sorrow drownd , Makes mournefull monings , and lamenting layes , Accusing , and accursing fortunes playes , Whose wither'd Autume leauelesse leaues his tree , And banning death for his to long delayes , Remaines the onely poore despised hee . If such a one as this , the world confine , His mischiefes are a sport , compard with mine . To the Right worshipfull and worthy Gentleman Master Henry Cooley of Carbye in the County of Kiluare , in Ireland . RIght worthy Sir , I pray the powers aboue , To make thy fortunes equall to my loue . To the Noble and vertuous Lady , the Lady Cecillia Ridgeway , wife to the honourable Knight Sir Thomas Ridgeway Knight Barronet . MOre happy , and more worthy scarce is any Wife to a worthy mother vnto many : Whose actions shewes , they from a stock did spring , Which taught them serue their heauen and earthly King. Sonnet . 8. In praise of musicke . NO Poet crownd with euerliuing bayes ( Though Art like floods should from his knowledge flowe ) He could not write enough in Musicks prayse : To which both man and Angels loue doe owe If my bare knowledge ten times more did know , And had ingrost all art from Pernas hill : If all the Muses should their skils bestow On me to amplifie my barren skill : I might attempt in shew of my good wil , In Musicks praise some idle lines to write : But wanting iudgement and my accent ill , I still should be vnworthy to indite . And run my wit on ground , like ship on shealfe For Musicks praise consisteth in it selfe . To the worthy Gentleman , and my very good friend , Master Iohn Blencowe , of Greies Inne . Anagramma . Noble in ech wo. LEt fortune when she dares but proue thy foe , In spight of fate , th' art Noble in ech woe . A Cataplasmicall Satyre , composed and compacted of sundry simples , as salt , vinegar , wormewood , and a little gall , very profitable to cure the imposlumes of vice . A Sauage rough haird Satyre , needs no guide , Wher 's no way , from the way he cannot slide : Then haue amongst you , through the brakes and bries , From those who to the Ceders top aspires Vnto the lowest shrub , or branch of broome , That hath his breeding from earths teeming woombe . And now I talke of broome , of shrubs and ceadars Me thinkes a world of trees are now my leaders : To prosecute this trauel of my pen , And make comparison twixt trees and men , The Ceadars , and the high cloud kissing Pynes , Fecundious oliues , and the crooked Vynes : The Elme , the Ashe , the Oake , the Masty Beeche , The Peare , the Aple , and the rug gownd Peache : And many more , for it would tedious be To name each fruitfull and vnfruitfull tree . But to proceed , to show how men , and trees In birth , in breed , in life , and death agrees : In their beginnings they haue all one birth , Both haue their naturall being from the earth , And heauens high hand , ( where he doth please to blesse Makes trees , or men , or fruitfull , or fruitlesse . In sundry vses trees doe serue mans turne To build , t' adorne , to feed , or else to burne . Thus is mans state in al degrees like theirs , Some are got vp to th' top of honours stayres , Securely sleeping on opinions pillow , Yet as vnfruitfull , as the fruitlesse willow . And fill vp roomes , ( like worthlesse trees in woods ) Whose goodnesse all consists in ill got goods : He like the Cedar makes a goodly show , But no good fruite will from his greatnesse grow Vntill he die , and from his goods depart , And then giues all away , despight his heart . Then must his friends , with mourning cloth be clad With insides merry , and with outsides sad : What though by daily grinding of the poore By bribry and extortion got his store : Yet at his death he gownes some foure score men , And t is no doubt he was a good man then ? Though in his life he thousands hath vndone To make wealth to his cursed coffers run : If at his buriall groats a peece be giuen , I le warrant you his soules in hell , or heauen : And for this doale perhaps the beggers striues That in the throng seuenteene doe lose their liues : Let no man tax me here with writing lies For what is writ I saw with mine owne eyes . Thus men like barren trees are feld and lopt , And in the fire to burne are quickly popt : Some man perhaps whilst he on earth doth liue , Part of his vaine superfluous wealth will giue : To build of Almshouses some twelue or tenne , Or more or lesse , to harbour aged men : Yet this may nothing be to that proportion , Of wealth which he hath gotten by extortion . What i st for man ( his greedy minde to serue ) To be the cause that thousands die and sterue : And in the ende , like a vaine glorious theefe , Will giue some ten or twelue a poore reliefe ? Like robbers on the way , that take a purse , And giue the poore a mite to scape Gods curse . But know this thou , whose goods are badly gotten , When thou art in thy graue consum'd and rotten , Thine heire ( perhaps ) will feast with his sweet punke , And Dice , and Drabe , and euery day be drunke , Carowsing Indian Trinidado smoke , Whilest thou with Sulphurous flames art like to choake . Se , se yond gallant in the Cloke-bagge breech , He 's nothing but a trunke cram'd full of speech : He 'le sweare as if gainst heauen he warres would wage , And meant to plucke downe Phaebus in his rage : When let a man but try him , hee 's all oathes , And odious lies , wrapt in vnpaid for cloathes . And this Lad is a Roaring boy forsooth . An exlent morsell for the hangmans tooth . He carelesly consumes his golden pelfe , In getting which his Father damnde himselfe . Whose soule , ( perhaps ) in quenchlesse fire doth broile , Whilest on the earth his sonne keepes leuell coile . T is strang to Church what numbers dayly flocke To drinke the spring of the eternall Rocke : The great soule sauing , Sathan slaying word , Gainst sinne , death , hell , th' alconquering sacred sword , Where high Iehouahs Trumpeters sound forth From East to West , from South vnto the North : ( For through all lands their Embasseyes are borne , And neuer doth againe in vaine returne : ) Which either is of life to life the sauor , Or death to death , exilde from Gods sweet fauour : Which blisse or bane their 's many daily heares , Who leaue their hearts at home , and bring their eares , And least their reckelesse heads , the word should smother , As soone as 't enters t'one , it 's out at tother . For let a Preacher preach vntill he sweats , Denouncing heau'ns great wrath in thundring threats Gainst sinne and sinners : Gainst high hearted pride , Gainst murder which hath oft for vengeance cride , Or enuie , leachery , Auarice , or swearing , Or any other vice they le giue the hearing , And say the Preacher wondrous paines did take , And did a very learned Sermon make : But what good Reformation hence proceeds , Are Mountaine words , and little Mole hill deedes . Tell Vsrers they are banisht from Gods hill , Yet they 'le continue in extortion still . Tell the proud Courtier , that he is but earth , He 'le o're the poore insult and bragge of birth . Expostulate the great Almighties Ire , And tell the murdrer , hell shall be his hire , Yet e're he le pocket vp the least disgrace , His en'mies guts shall be his Rapiers case . Tell daily drunkards hell shall be their lot , Thei 'le knocke and call to haue the tother pot . Tell Panders , Bawdes , knaues , and adulteous whores How they in hell must pay their cursed scores . Tell Mizer chuffes who charity do banish , How they from heau'n , eternally must vanish . Tell all in gen'rall of their liues amisse , And tell them that hels bottomlesse Abysse Must be their portions if they not repent , Till true repentance heau'ns iust wrath preuent . Yet when the Preacher all he can hath told , Soules vnto sinne are daily bought and sold. The Mizer with his leachery of Chinke , On earth will giue his dropsie soule to drinke , And though the word beat on his Anuile heart , From Vsury and Extortion he 'le not part , The piebald Gallant to the Church will come To heare his soules saluations totall summe . Yet his high pride is in such hauty dotage , Forgets he 's sprung from a poore country Cotage . The murdrer heares how reprobated Caine Was curst of God , that had his brother slaine , Yet when he 's from the Church , forgets it all , And stabs a man for taking of the wall . Should I through all mens seu'rall actions runne , I know my businesse neuer would be done . The rich man hates the poore man , and the poore Doth euuie gainst the rich man for his store . Thus is the blest soules euerliuing bread , In bounteous measure all the earth or'espread : Some on the high way fall and takes no roote , But is of no esteeme trode vnder foote : Some falles on stones , and some alights on thornes , Deuour'd with fowles , or choak'd with scoffs or scornes . Some little portion falles in fruitfull ground , Th' encrease of which is to be seldome found . For let men waigh their good deedes with their bad , For thousand ils , one good will scarse be had . And yet no doubt but God in store doth keepe His neere deere children , his best flocke of sheepe . For though vnto the world they are not knowne , Yet t is sufficient God doth know his owne . For though Elias thought himselfe was all That had not offered sacrifice to Ball : Iehouah answer'd him , seuen thousand more , In Israel , did this Idol not Adore . But who so much in this vile life are hated , As those which to saluation are created . For let a man resraine to drabe or dice , Out fie vpon him then , he 's too precise . Let him forbeare to lie , to sweare , or banne , O hang him rascall , he 's a Puritan . And sure I thinke the Deuill by that false name Hath added thousands soules vnto his flame . Some man ere he 'le be cal'd a Puritan Will turne a damned Machiauilian , A Libertine , Papist , or else what not , To keepe his name from so impure a blot . I speake not this regarding their estate , Who from our Church themselues doe seperate , For good indifferent Ceremonius rites , And gainst our Churches gouernment backbites . Nor doe I praise the louing Sisters loue , Who often makes the Brethren's spirits moue , And if t were lawfull ( they would gladly kno ) To dresse their meate the Sabbath day or no. And wherefore now the Churchmen of these daies , Ride too and fro , to preach so many waies , When Christ to his Apostles gaue in charge That they should seeke and teach all nations large , The way , that in his Lawes they might abide , Christ bade them goe , he bade them not to ride . These Idle questionists , these scismatickes , I hold no better then ranke heretikes : But this I thinke not well , when honest hearts Shall haue this impure name without desarts . How then can my comparing be gainstood , For men are like to trees , some bad , some good . But tarry Satyre , thou too fast dost trot , There is one thing more I had almost forgot , And this is it , of Alehouses , and Innes , Wine Merchants , Vintners , Brewers , who much winnes By others losing , I say more or lesse Who saile of hufcap lick or doe professe , Should neuer be to any office cald . Or in no place of Iustice be instalde : The reason is they gaine by mens excesse Of deuilish quafting and damb'd drunkennesse . For why , should men be moderate in their drinke . Much Beere , and bottle Ale should stand and stinke : And Mounseir Claret , and sweet Signeor Sacke Would sowre and turne vnto the Merchants wracke ? The Vintners then within their sellers deepe Such coniuring at midnight would not keepe . This swinish sinne hath man of sense bereauen , To bandy balles of blasphemy gainst heauen . It is the way , the dore , the porch , the gate , All other vices enter in thereat . A drunken man in rage will stab his brother , He 'le Cuckold his owne father , whoore his mother , Reuile and curse , sweare , and speake dangerous treason , And when he 's sober , hangs for 't by the weason . How then should men a reformation giue , To mend those crimes , that by those Crimes doe liue . The Patriarke Noah first did plant the Vine , And first did feele the powerfull force of wine . And righteous Lot , by wine depriu'd of wit , Foule Incest with his daughter did commit . And Holophernes drunken lay in bed Whilst strong faith'd , weake arm'd Iudith cut of 's head . Great Alexander out his Fauchion drewe And being drunke , his best friend Clitus slew . If euery haire vpon the heads of men Were quils , and euery quill were made a pen : Were Earth to paper turn'd ; and Seas to Inke And all the world were writers , yet I thinke , They could not write the mischifes done by drinke . And such a custome men hath tane therein , That to be drunke , is scarse accounted sinne , But houest recreariue meriment The time is term'd that is in tipling spent . A Marchants ship is richly fraught , ariues And for thanksgiuing that so wel he thriues , He makes a feast , and store of money spends , Inuites his kinsfolke , creditors , and friends : Where stormes , and Rocks , and Pirates , are forgot , And triumphes made to Bacchus , and the Pot. A Rich mans wife 's deliuered of a boy , And all the houshold must be drunk for ioy . The prisoner that 's condemn'd to die and hang , And by reprieue hath scap'd that bitter pang , Will presently his old acquaintance call , And ere he giues God thankes to drinking fall . Why drunkards common are , as lies , or stealing , And sober men are scarce , like honest dealing . When men doe meet , the second word that 's spoke , Is where 's good liquour , and a pipe of smoake . The labouring man that for his hire doth serue , Let Landlord tarry , wife and children sterue With not a bit of bread within the house , Yet he 'le sit on the Alebench and carows . Thus like an Inundation drinke doth drowne The Rich , the Poore , the Courtier , and the Clowne . Since then to be a drunkard , is to be The sincke of Incest , and Sodomitry , Of Treason , swearing , fighting , beg'ry , murder , And diuers more , I then will goe no furder : But heere my Satyrs stinging whip I le waste In lashing dropsie drunkards out of taste . How then can it be possible that such Who sell Wine , Beere , or Ale , doe gaine so much , Should punish drunkards , as the Law commands , In whose vaine spending , their most gaining stands . It were all one as if a Mercer did To weare Silke , Veluet , Cloth of Gold forbid . And Victlers may as wisely punish those From whom their daily drinks , great gettings growes . I would haue all old drunkards to consent To put a Bill vp to the Parlament : That those by quaffing that haue spent their wealth , Consum'd their times , their memory , their health , And by excessiue spending now are bare , That Merchants , Brewers , Vintners , should prepare Some Hospitals to keepe them in their age , And cloath , and feed them , from fierce famines rage , For euery one whose hard vnlucky lots , Hath beene to be vndone by empting pots , I hold it fit that those the pots that filde , Should contribute those Almeshouses to builde . Yet one obiection would this bill debarre , Too many drunkards there already are ; And rather then this law would bate their store , I feare'twould make them twise as many more . For why , to drinke most men would be too bold , Because they would haue pentions being old . And men ( of purpose to this vice would fall , To be true beads-men to this hospitall . Then let it be as it already is , But yet I hold it not to be amisse ) Those Drinkesellers , from office to exclude And so for that my Satyr doth conclude . I could rippe vp a Catologue of things , Which thousand thousands to damnation flings , But all my paines at last would be but idle . It is not man , can mens Affections bridle . Sinne cannot be put downe with inke and paper , No more then Sol is lightned with a Taper . To the right Worshipfull and my euer good friend , Sr. ROVVLAND COSTON Knight . TO Read , to like , to laugh , I send you this , Desiring pardon where their 's ought amisse . When Graner matters trouble not your head , With former fauour let my lines be read . To my very good Friends Master Alexander Glouer , Mr. Iohn Rowdon , and Mr. Iohn Burges . THough Rich Pecunia ( that all states commands ) In Numbers numberlesse runs through your hands : Yet this I know , it neuer moues the minde From goodnesse , that to goodnesse is inclinde . And though it makes most men dishonest proue , It cannot make your honest mindes remoue . Then as your kindnesse vnto me assures Your loue , so I remaine for euer yours . To Mistresse Rose . Anagramma SORE . SOund Rose , though Sore thy Anagram doth meane , Mistake it not , it meanes no sore vncleane : But it Alludes vnto the lofty skie In which thy vertue shall both Sore and slye . To my approued good friend Mr. ROBARTE CVDDNER . Anagramma : Record and be tru . MY thoughts Record , and their account is true , I scarce haue better friends aliue then you . A nest of Epigrams . Fortune . 1. T Is Fortunes glory to keepe Poets poore , And cram weake witted Idiots with her store : And t is concluded in the wisest schooles The blinded drab , shall euer fauour fooles . Epigram 2. Loue. LOue is a dying life , a liuing death . A vapor , shadow , buble , and a breath : An idle bable , and a paltry toy , Whose greatest Patron is a blinded boy : But pardon loue , my iudgement is vniust , For what I spake of loue , I meant of lust . Epigram 3. Death . THose that scape fortune , and th' extreames of loue , Vnto their longest homes , by death are droue : Where Caesars , Kaesars , Subiects , Abiects must Be all alike , consum'd to durt and dust : Death endeth all our cares , or cares encreace It sends vs vnto lasting paine , or peace . Epigram 4. Fame . WHē Fortune , Loue & Death their tasks haue doon Fame makes our liues through many ages run : For be our liuing actions , good or ill Fame keepes a record of our doings still , By Fame Great Iulius Caesar euer liues ; And Fame , infamous life to Nero giues . Epigram 5. Time. ALL making , marring , neuer turning Time To all that is , is period , and is prime : Time weares out Fortune , Loue , and Death and Fame And makes the world forget ther proper name . Ther 's nothing that so long on earth can last , But in conclusion Time will lay it wast . Epigram . 6. Kame , kathee . MY Muse hath vow'd , reuenge shall haue her swindge To catch a Parrot in the Woodcocks sprindge . Epigram 7. Solus . THe land yeelds many Poets , were I gone The water sure ( I durst be sworne ) had none . Epigram 8. Selfe conceit . SOme Poets are , whose high pitch lofty straines Are past the reach of euery vulgar wight : To vnderstand which t will amaze weake braines , So mysticall , sophisticall they write : No maruell others vnderstand them not , For they scarce vnderstand themselues , I wot , Epigram 9. A couple . ONe read my booke , and said it wanted wit , I wonder if he meant himselfe , or it : Or both : if both , two fooles were met I troe That wanted wit , and euery foole doth soe . Epigram 10. Bacchus and Apollo . THe thigh-borne bastard of the thrundring Ioue ( When mens inuentions , are of wit most hollow ) He with his spitefull iuice their sprites doth moue , Vnto t' harmonious musicke of Apollo : And in a word , I would haue al men know it , He must drinke wine , that meanes to be a Poet. Epigram 11. Of translation . I Vnderstand or know no foraigne tongue , But their translations I doe much admire : Much art , much paines , much study doth belong , And ( at the least ) regard should be their hyre . But yet I would the French had held togither And kept their pox , and not translate them hither . Epigram 12. Natures counterfeite . WHen Adam was in Paradice first plac'd , And with the rule of mortal things was grac'd , Then roses , pinkes and fragrant gilliflowers , Adornd and deck'd forth Edens blessed bowres : But now each Gill weares flowres , each Punck hath pinks , And roses garnish Gallants shooes me thinkes : When rugged Winter , robs fairy Floraes treasure , Puncks can haue pinks and roses at their pleasure . Epigram 13. The deuill take bribery . A Man atach't for murdring of a man Vnto the for-man of his lury sent , Two score angels , begging what he can , He would his conscience straine , law to preuent : That his offences Iudge , might iudge no further But make man slaughter of his wilfull murther : The verduict was manslaughter to the Iudge , The Iudge demanded how it could be so ? The for-man said his conscience much did grudge : But forty angels did perswade him no , Well quoth the Iudge this case shall murther be , If halfe those angels , not appeare to me . Thus when the law men to confusion driues , The godlesse angels will preserue their liues . Epigram 14. The deuill is a knaue . I Shell dislikes the surplusse and the cope , And calls them idle vestments of the Pope : And mistresse Maude would goe to Church full faine But that the corner cap makes her refraine : And Madam Idle is offended deepe , The Preacher speakes so lowde , she cannot sleepe : Loe thus the deuill sowes contentious seed , Whence sects , and schismes , and heresies doo breed . Epigram 15. Kissing goes by fauour . BEmbus the Burgomaster liues in paine With the Sciatica , and the Cathar . Rich Grundo of the dropsie doth complaine , And with the Gowte these mizers troubled are . If Tinkers , Coblers , Botchers be infected With Bembus Lamenesse , or with Grundoes Gowte : Like pocky fellowes they must be reiected , And as infectious rascalls be kept out , And not come neere where holesome people flocks , Thus rich mens sicknesses , are poore mens pocks . Epigram 16. Deere , no Venison . PRecilla alwaies cals her husband Deere , Belike she bought him at too deere a rate , Or else to make the case more plaine appeere , Like to a Deere she hath adorn'd his pate ; If it be so god Vulcan send her luck That she may liue to make her Deere a Buck. Epigram 17. Euerything is pretty when it is little . THere is a saying old , ( but not so witty ) That when a thing is little , it is pritty : This doating age of ours it finely fits Where many men thought wise , haue pretty wies . Epigram 18. ●●●e●ne somewhat . ONe ask'd me , what my Melancholy meanes , I answer'd t was because I wanted meanes : He ask'd what I did by my answere meane , I told him still my meanes were too too meane . He offer'd me to lend me pounds a score , I answer'd him I was to much in score . He finding me in this crosse answ'ring vaine , Left me in want to wish for wealth in vaine . Epigram 19. Faith without workes . AMmongst the pure reformed Amsterdamers , ( Those faithfull friday feasting capon crammers ) Onely in them ( they say ) true faith doth lurke : But t is a lazy faith , t will doe no worke . O should it worke , ther 's many thousand feares , T' would set the world together by the eares . Epigram 20. Partiallity . STrato the Gallant reeles alongst the streete , His adle head 's too heauy for his feete : What though he sweare and swagger spurne and kick , Yet men will say the Gentleman is sick ? And that t were good to learne where he doth dwell , And helpe him home because he is not well . Strait staggers by a Porter , or a Carman As bumsie as a fox'd flapdragon German : And though the Gentlemans disease and theirs , Are parted onely with a paire of sheares : Yet they are drunken knaues and must to 'th stocks , And there endure a world of flouts and mocks . Thus when braue Strato's wits with wine are shrunk , The same disease wil make a begger drunk . Epigram 21. A keeper of honesty . DEliro should of honesty be full , And store of wisdome surely is within him . What though he dally with a painted trull : And she to folly daily seemes to win him , Yet in him sure is honesty good store , He vtters but his knauerie with a whore ? For he that spends too free , shall surely want , Whilst he that spares will liue in wealthy state : So wit and honesty , with such are scant , Who part with it at euery idle rate : But men must needs haue honesty and wit , That like Deliro neuer vtter it . Epigram 22. All 's one , but on 's not all . TO wonder and admire is all one thing , If as Sinonymies the words be tooke , But if a double meaning from them spring : For double sence your Iudgement then must looke . As once a man all soild with durt and mire Fell downe , and wonder'd not , but did admire . Epigram 23. Mistresse fine bones . FIne Rarnell wonderfully likes her choyce In hauing got a husband so compleat , Whose shape and minde doth wholy her reioyce : At bed , board , and abroad , he 's alwaies neate : Neate can he talke , and feed , and neatly tread , Neate are his feete , but most neat is his head . Epigram 24. A supposed Construction . MAry and Mare , Anagramatiz'd The one is Armye , and the other Arme In both their names is danger Moraliz'd And both alike , doth sometimes good , or harme Mare 's the sea and Mare 's Arme 's a riuer And Marye's Armye 's all for whatl'ye giue her . Epigram 25. Death is a Iuggler . A Rich man sicke would needs goe make his will And in the same he doth command and will One hundred pound vnto his man cald Will , Because he alwaies seru'd him with good will : But al these wills , did prooue to Will but vaine , His master liues and hath his health againe . Epigram 26. Mistresse Grace onely by name . GRace gracelesse , why art thou vngratious Grace , Why dost thou run so lewdely in the race ? The cause wherefore thy goodnesse is so scant Is cause , what most thou hast , thou most dost want . Epigram 27. Prudence . T Is strange that Prudence should be wild and rude , Whose very name doth Modesty include : The reason is , for ought that I can see , Her name and nature doth not well agree . Epigram 28. Mercy . MY Mercie hates me , what 's the cause I pray , T is cause I haue no money , shee doth say . O cruell Mercy now I plainely see Without a see no mercy comes from thee . Yet in conclusion , euery idle gull Perceiues Mercy is vnmercifull . Epigram 29. Faith. O Faith thou alwaies vnbeleeuing art , Faith in thy name , and faithlesse in thy hart . Thou credidst all , but what is true and good , In vertue rude , in vice well vnderstood . Epigram 30. Vpon my selfe . MY selfe I liken to an vntun'de Viol , For Like a Viol I am in a Case ; And who so of my fortunes makes a triall Shall ( like to me ) be strung and tuned base . And Treables Troubles he shall neuer want , But here 's the Periode of my mischiefes All , Thogh Base and Trebles , fortune did me grant And Meanes , but yet alas they are too small . Yet to make vp the Munck & I must looke The Tenor in the cursed Counter booke . Epigram 31. A Rope for Parrat . WHy doth the Parrat cry a Rope , a rope , Because he 's cagde in prison out of hope . Why doth the Parrat call a Boate , a Boate ? It is the humor of his idle note . O prety Pall , take heede , beware the Cat , ( Let Watermen alone , no more of that . ) Since I so idly heard the Parrat talke , In his owne language , I say , walke knaue walke . Epigram 32 Constants . INconstant Constants albewitching feature , Hath made faire Constance an inconstant Creature , Her Godmother was very much to blame , To giue Inconstancy a constant name . But was a woman nam'de her so contrary , And womens tongues and hearts doe euer varie . Epigram 33 Vpon the burning of the Globe . ASpiring Phaeton with pride inspirde , Misguiding Phaebus Carre , the world the firde : But Ouid did with fiction serue his turne , And I in action sawe the Globe to burne . Epigram 34. Late Repentance . A Greedy wretch did on the Scriptures looke , And found recorded in that Sacred booke , How such a man with God should sure preuaile Who clad the naked , and visit those in Iaile . And then he found how he had long mistak'd , And oftentimes had made the cloathed nak'd : In steed of visiting th' opprest in mones , He had consum'd them to the very bones . Yet one day he at leasure would Repent , But sudden death Repentance did preuent . Epigram 35. Not so strange as true . THe stately Stagge when he his hornes hath shedde , In sullen sadnesse he deplores his losse : But when a wife cornutes her husbands head , His gaines in hornes he holdes an extreame Crosse. The Stagge by loasing doth his losse complaine , The man by gaining doth lament his gaine . Thus whether hornes be either lost or found , They both the loser and the winner wounde . Epigram 36. A Wordmonger . MAns Vnderstanding's so obnubilate , That when thereon I doe excogitate , Intrinsicall and querimonious paines , Doth puluerise the concaue of my braines , That I could wish man were vnfabricate , His faults he doth so much exaggerate . Epigram 37. Plaine dunstable . YOur words passe my capatchity , good zur , But ich to proue neede neuer to goe vur : Cha knowne men liue in honest exclamation , Who now God wot , liues in a worser fashion . The poor man grumbles at the rich mans store , And rich men daily doe expresse the poore . Epigram 38. Reason . KNowest thou a Traitor , plotting damned Treason , Reueale him , t is both loialty and Reason . Knowest thou a thiefe will steale at any season , To shunne his company thou hast good reason , Seest thou a villaine hang vp by the weason , He hangs by reason , that he wanted reason . Good men are scarse , and honest men are geason , To loue them therefore t is both right and reason , Mere I could say , but all 's not worth two peason , And therefore to conclude I hold it reason . Epigram 39. Out of the pan into the fire . TOm sencelesse , to the death doth hate a play : But yet hee le play the drunkard euery day , He railes at plaies , and yet doth ten times worse , He 'le dice , he 'le bowle , he 'le whore , he 'le sweare , he 'le curse , When for one two pence ( if this humor please ) He might go see a play , and scape all these : But t is mans vse in these pestiferous times To hate the least , and loue the greatest crimes . Epigram 40. A Poets similitude . A Poet Rightly may be tearmed fit An abstract , or Epitomy of wit : Or like a Lute that others pleasures breed , Is fret and strung , their curious eares to feed , That scornefully distast it , yet t is knowne It makes the hearers sport , but in selfe none . A Poet 's like a taper , burnt by night That wasts it selfe , in giuing others light . A Poet 's the most foole beneath the skies , He spends his wits in making Idiots wise , Who when they should their thankefulnesse returne They pay him with disdaine , contempt and scorne . A Puritan is like , a Poets purse , For both do hate the crosse ( what crosse is worse ? ) Epigram 41. Macanas Epitaph . HEere lies the Steward of the Poets God , Who whilst on earth his loued life abod , Apollo's Daughters , and the heires of Ioue His memorable bounty did approue : His life , was life to Poets , and his Death Bereau'd the Muses of celestiall breath . Had Phoebus fir'd him from the lofty skies , That Phaenix like another might arise From our his odoriff'rus sacred embers , Whose lou'd liues losse , poore Poetry remembers . This line is the same backward , as it is forward , and I will giue any man fiue shillings a peece for as many as they can make in English. Lewd did I liue and euil I did dwel . An Apologie for Watermen . Dedicated to Master Richard WARNER the Master of his Maiesties Barge , and to the rest of the Masters and Assistants of the Companie . SVch imputations , and such daily wrongs Are laid on Watermen , by Enuious tongues . To cleare the which , if I should silent be T' were basenesse , and stupidity in me . Nor doe I purpose now with inke and pen , To write of them , as they are watermen , But this I speake , defending their vocation From slanders false , and idle imputation . Yet should I onely of the men but speake I could the top of Enuies Coxcombe breake . For I would haue all men to vnderstand A Waterman's a man by Sea or Land. And on the land and sea , can seruice do To serue his King , as well as other two : He 'le guard his Country both on seas and shore And what ( a Gods name ) can a man doe more . Like double men they well can play indeed The Soldiers , and the Sailers for a need . If they did yeerely vse to scoure the Maine , As erst they did , in wars twixt vs and Spaine , I then to speake , would boldly seeme to dare One Sailer with two Soldiers should compare . But now sweet peace their skill at Sea so duls , That many are more sit to vse their sculs Then for the sea , for why ! the want of vse Is Arts confusion , and best skils abuse . And not to be too partiall in my words , I thinke no Company more knaues affoords : And this must be the reason , because farre Aboue all Companies their numbers are : And where the multitude of men most is , By consequence there must be most amisse . And sure of honest men it hath as many , As any other Company hath any . Though not of wealth they haue super fluous store , Contents is a Kingdome , and they seeke no more . Of Mercers , Grocers , Drapers , men shall finde Men that to loose babauiour are inclinde . Of Goldsmiths , Silkemen , Clothworkers , and Skinners , When they are at the best they all are sinners . And drunken rascalles are of euery Trade , Should I name all , I or'e the bootes should wade ? If Watermen be onely knaues alone , Let all that 's faultlesse cast at them a stone . Some may reply to my Apology : How they in plying are vnmannerly , And one from tother , hale , and pul , and teare , And raise , and braule , and curse , and banne , and sweare . In this I le not defend them with excuses , I alwaies did , and doe hate those abuses . The honest vse , of this true trade I sing , And not the abuses that from thence doe spring . And sure no Company hath Lawes more strict , Then Watermen , which weekely they inflict Vpon offenders , who are made pay duely Their fines , or prison'd , cause they plide vnruly . They keepe no shops , nor sell deceitfull wares , But like to Pilgrims trauell for their fares , And they must aske the question where they goe . If men will goe by water yea or no Which being spoke aright , the fault 's not such , But any Tradesman ( sure ) will doe as much . The Mercer as ye passe along the way Will aske what d' e lacke , come neere I pray . The Draper whose warme ware doth clad the backe , Will be so bolde as aske ye what d' e lacke . The Goldsmith midst his siluer and his gold To aske you , what d' e lacke he will be bold . Through Birchin lane , who euer often goes , Saies , Watermen are honest men to those , And if your Coate be torne , before you goe , Of euery rent , with rending thei 'le make two . This being granted , as none can deny , Most Trades aswell as Watermen doe plye , If in their plying they doe chance to iarre , They doe but like the Lawyers at the Barre . Who plead as if they meant by the'ares to fall , And when the Court doth rise , to friendship fall . So Watermen , that for a fare contends The fare once gone , the Watermen are friends . And this I know , and therefore dare maintaine , That he that truely labours and takes paine , May with a better Conscience sleepe in bed , Then he that is with ill got thousands sped . So well I like it , and such loue I owe Vnto it , that I le fall againe to Rowe : T will keepe my health from falling to decay , Get money , and chase Idlenesse away . I 'm sure it for Antiqnity hath stood , Since the worlds drowning vniuersall flood , And howsoeuer now it rise or fall . The Boate in Noahs Del 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 And though our wits , be like our purses bare , With any Company we 'le make compare To write a Verse , prouided that they be No better skild in Schollership then we . And then come one , come thousands , nay , come all , And for a wager wele to Versing fall . My unwilling farewell to POETRIE . ADue thou two topt Clowde surmounting Mount , Adue thou sacred sweet Pegasean fount , Adue you rarest Sisters , three times three , Take all in generall this farewell of mee . Full low ( alas ) lies good Mecaenas head , And Bounty from the mizer world is fled . I find the Thames can yeeld me more ( by proofe ) Then can the Well made with the Horses hoose : Then since t is so that Poets must be poore ( For any thing I know ) I le verse no more , And therefore to Conclude , let all men know I le cease to write , and fall againe to Rome . Epilogue to those that knowes what they haue read , and how to censure . TO you whose eares and eyes haue heard and seene This little pamphlet , an●●● an iudge betweene That which is good , or tol'rable , or ill , If I with Artlesse Nature wanting skill Haue writ but ought , that may your thoughts content . My Muse hath then accomplisht her intent . Your fauors can preserue me , but your frownes My poore inuentions in obliuion drownes . With tollerable friendship let me craue You will not seeke to spill , what you may saue . But for the wrimouth'd Crittick that hath read That mewes , and puh's and shakes h●●●●●●inelesse head : And saies my education or my sta●●● Doth make my verse esteem'd at lower rate , To such a one this answere I doe send And bid him mend before he discommend , His Enuy vnto me , will fauours prooue , The hatred of a foole breeds wise mens loue . My Muse is iocund that her labors merits To be malign'd and scornd by Enuious spirits : Thus humbly I cra●e ●●rd●●●●●●the best , Which being gaind , Sir reuerence for the rest . FINIS .