[Taylors goose] [describing the wilde goose] Taylor, John, 1580-1653. 1621 Approx. 46 KB of XML-encoded text transcribed from 15 1-bit group-IV TIFF page images. Text Creation Partnership, Ann Arbor, MI ; Oxford (UK) : 2003-01 (EEBO-TCP Phase 1). A13503 STC 23799 ESTC S1018 23190095 ocm 23190095 26363 This keyboarded and encoded edition of the work described above is co-owned by the institutions providing financial support to the Early English Books Online Text Creation Partnership. This Phase I text is available for reuse, according to the terms of Creative Commons 0 1.0 Universal . The text can be copied, modified, distributed and performed, even for commercial purposes, all without asking permission. Early English books online. (EEBO-TCP ; phase 1, no. A13503) Transcribed from: (Early English Books Online ; image set 26363) Images scanned from microfilm: (Early English books, 1475-1640 ; 1782:22) [Taylors goose] [describing the wilde goose] Taylor, John, 1580-1653. [29] p. E.A. for H. Gosson, sold by E. Wright, [S.l. : 1621] In verse. T.p. lacking; title suggested by STC (2nd ed.). Running title: Taylors goose. Epistle dedicatorie signed: John Taylor. Signatures: A⁴(-A1) B-D⁴. Imprint suggested by STC (2nd ed.). Includes marginal notes. Reproduction of original in the Bodleian Library. Includes bibliographical references. Created by converting TCP files to TEI P5 using tcp2tei.xsl, TEI @ Oxford. Re-processed by University of Nebraska-Lincoln and Northwestern, with changes to facilitate morpho-syntactic tagging. Gap elements of known extent have been transformed into placeholder characters or elements to simplify the filling in of gaps by user contributors. EEBO-TCP is a partnership between the Universities of Michigan and Oxford and the publisher ProQuest to create accurately transcribed and encoded texts based on the image sets published by ProQuest via their Early English Books Online (EEBO) database (http://eebo.chadwyck.com). 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Keying and markup guidelines are available at the Text Creation Partnership web site . eng 2002-07 TCP Assigned for keying and markup 2002-08 Aptara Keyed and coded from ProQuest page images 2002-09 Olivia Bottum Sampled and proofread 2002-09 Olivia Bottum Text and markup reviewed and edited 2002-10 pfs Batch review (QC) and XML conversion To the most mighty Monarch of Montzago , the modell of Magnanimity , the map of man-darring Monster-quellers , the thrice three times trebble triple renowned Alphebo , ornamented honorable Knight of Standsalio , Treldedo , Maroua , Fregero , Andalowsia , and the sky-scaling mountaine of Mulletto . Illustrious Pheander , victorious and valarous Champion to Don Phoebus , great Duke of Delphos , and the Oracle of Apollo ; Marquesse of Muzetta , and the lake Asse-Phaltites : Earle of Vtopia ; Lord and Dominator of the Promontory of Polipratemost : The vnconquer'd all-conquering Mayden Knight , by reuelation , by creation , by procreation , and contentation : the vnmatched Phoenix , and foure-fold commander of the Inchanted Islands , by nomination , by Banner , by warlike atchieuements , by natiuity , by descent and processe , matchlesse and vnparelleld Sir Thomas Parsons , Knight of the Sunne , great cousin Vermin to the seldome seene Queene of Fayries , and hopefull heire apparant to her inuisible Kingdome . VNmatchable Cheualiere , I am bolde to commit a poore Goose to your impregnable protection and patronage , I know there will be as much to doe in the keeping of her , and with as much danger , as was the conquest of the Golden Fleece , the Apples of the Hesperides , or the sauing of Andromeda by Perseus : & but that your valiant atchieuements are knowne and approued , I would neuer haue put my Goose to your inuincible Guard , the enemies that will assault you , or attempt to take her from you , are many , whom in duteous courtesie I will describe vnto you : First , the Powlters will assaile you with a terrible battry of rotten Eg-shot , to surrender the innocent Goose , that they may murder , embowell , pull , plucke , and prostitute her to the sale of who giues most . Secondly , the Vpholsters will come vpon you with a fresh Alarum for her feathers , to stuffe the empty paunches of their Bolsters , Pillowes , and hungry Bed-tikes . Thirdly , the Crokes in squadrons , arm'd with Dripping-pannes and Spits in stead of Speares , before they will loose their Fees , ( and the luking of their fingers to boote ) will fight hotly for the Goose till all smoke againe . Fourthly , the Apothecaries ( rather then they will want the sweetnesse of the pinguidity or fecundious fat of the Gooses auxungia ( vulgarly called greace ) they will so pelt you with pills in stead of pellets , that they will make all stinke againe . Fiftly , the Kitchin-mayde will throw scalding water at you , but shee will haue one of her wings to sweepe downe Cobwebs , and dispossesse Spiders of the habitations they haue built out of their owne bowels . Sixtly , the Fletchers , and Archers , sweare they will pinke your skinne sull of Ilot-holes , but they will haue her pynions to make them flye swifter dead then the Goose could liuing . Seauenthly , the Poets for her Quils will call another penny-lesse threed-bare Parliament , and ordaine Satiricall Statutes , and Tragicall Acts against you , and with their scattered imaginations they will scale the skyes as high as sullen Saturnes Altitude , and rake into the lowest profundity of Barrathrum , forraging through the earth , ayre and seas ; but they will stigmatize , cauterize , Epigramatize , and Annagramatize you , till you make a surrender . Eightly , the Lawyers will firke and firret you , tossing you betwixt hard fortune and ill lucke , that you will be almost mad , or be in great danger to haue very little wit left . Ninthly , the Scriueners , publike Notaries , or notorious Publicans , will not onely ioyne with the Lawyers and the Poets against you : but they will neuer procure you any money when you neede , without excessiue brokage , great eredit , or good security . Tenthly , Shop-keepers ( if you hold the Gooses Quils from them ) haue sworne that they will euer keepe you cut of their bookes . And lastly , Schoole-boyes will throw whole voleyes of stones at you , where euer they see you , if you alow them not Pennes , though it be but to scrible or make Iewes letters . Thus hauing laide open to your Herculean view , the labours and dangers that you are like to suffer in protecting the Goose , Now I thinke it fit ( vnder correction ) to closevp my Dedication with some dutifull counsell , that though your enemies are mighty and many , and that they doe preuaile against you , and with their multitude take from you both the flesh and feathers of the Goose , ( which indeede belongs not to you , nor doe I dedicate them to you ) yet here is your true honour , and that which makes all men admire you , that her better part , her genious , her intellectuall vnderstanding , her capacity ; and reuerend grauity , her wisedome , and her very spirit ; neither man , deuill or Dragon , is able to bereaue you of , as long as you haue a sword to defend it . I haue dedicated a Booke of a Begger at this time to Archy , but most noble Sir , onely to you my Goose , so leauing you . Not doubting of your acceptance , and protection : I wish you such encrease of honor as is suteable to your Heroick endeuours , and vnimitable wisedome . He that truly neither wonders or admires at your worthinesse , Iohn Taylor . TAYLORS GOOSE . VVHen restlesse Phoebus ▪ seem'd himselfe to rest His flaming Carre , descending to the West , And Hesperus obscur'd her twinkling light : Then in a sable mantle , ( Madame Night ) Tooke of the world the sole cōmand , & keepe Charming the eyes of Mortalls sound a sleepe : She sent dull Morpheus forth , and Somnus both , ( The Leaden Potentates of Sleepe and Sloth ) Who vnto euery one good Rest imparts Saue Louers , guilty mindes , and carefull harts . The stealing howers , creep'd on with sleeping pace , When masqued Midnight shew'd her Ebon face ; When Hagges and Furies , Witches , Fairies , Elues , Ghosts , Sprites and Goblins doe disport themselues : When fond imaginarie dreames doe raigne In formeleste formes , in mans molested braine : On such a time , I sleeping in my bed , An vnaccustom'd dreame came in my head , Me thought as neere vnto a Riuers side , Within a pleasant Groue I did abide , That all the feathered birds that swims or flies , Or liues betwixt the breeding earth and skies , One at the least of euery seuerall sort , Did for their recreation there resort . There was such strange variety of notes Such warbling , and such whistling from their throates : The Base , the Tenour , Trebble , and the Meane , All acting various Actions in one Sceane : The sober Goose ( not thinking ought amisse ) Amongst the rest did ( harshly ) keake and hisse : At which the Peacocke , and the pyde-coate Iay , Said , take the foolish gaggling Goose away . The Goose ( though angry ) with a modest looke , Seem'd as she gently this affront would brooke . When all the Fowles in generall out did breake , Commanding her she should not dare to speake . Away the melancholly Goose return'd , And in a banke of Reede she sate and mourn'd , Complaining 'gainst the hatefull multitude , And iustly taxing with Ingratitude The Race of all mortality ; and then Is none ( quoth she ) suruiuing amongst men , That will my true worth search and vnderstand , And in my quarrell take a Pen in hand , And in a stately high Heroick stile , My Predecessours noble Acts compile , From age to age descending vnto me , That my succeeding Issue all may see The admirable deedes that I haue done , And runne that worthy course that I haue runne . O impious age when there is no defence For Vertue and for hated Innocence : When Flatt'rers , Fooles , and Fidlers are rewarded , When I must liue vnpittied vnregarded . Me thought these last words ended with a keake Of such great force , as if her heart would breake ; At which I starting wakned from my dreame , And made the Gooses wrong , my Muses theame ; I'arose , put on my cloathes , sate downe , and than I tooke my Pen in hand , and thus began . ¶ From darke Obliuions den I here let loose Th' imprison'd honour of the famous Goose : In her creation and originall , And after in the law Leuiticall , And at all times before and since the Flood , A Goose hath iustly gain'd the name of good . To value her with any other Bird , Comparisons are weake and meere absurd : First for her flesh , she is mans dayly fare ; She 's good , she 's cheape , she 's plenty , and she 's rare : Bake her , or rost her , vse her as you will , And Cooke her as she should be , she 's good still : But as great summes are made with little driblets , So put the Hares head 'gainst the Gooses giblets ; And men may peice a dinner vp ( perhaps ) Which otherwise would rise with hungry chaps : For the olde Prouerbe , I must here apply , Good meate men may picke from a Gooses eye . She is good fresh , but better two dayes salted , For then she 'le try if Ale or Beere be Malted ; Her greace is excellent ( probatum est ) For such as numnesse in their ioynts molest : For the Sciatica , the Crampe , or Gowte It either cures or eases , out of doubt . Mix'd with Stauesacre , and Argentum viue , It will not leaue a man a Lowse aliue . Her lungs and lyuer into powder dride , And fasting in an Asses milke applide , Is an experienc'd Cordiall for the Spleene , As oftentimes it hath approued beene . Her braines , with Salt and Pepper , if you blend And eate , they will the vnderstanding mend . Her Gall , if one be but with drinke opprest , Or meate , or fruit , and cannot well disgest : But swallow 't downe , and take the 'tother Cup , And presently 't will fetch the rest all vp . And thus a Goose , for med'cine and for food , I haue Annatomiz'd exceeding good . As for her qualities , whil'st she doth liue , She doth example and instruction giue : Her modesty and affability Shewes she 's descended from Gentility , For if they be a hundred in a troope , To a Barne dore in courtesie thei 'le stoope . How neate and comely they themselues will pick , That no one feather out of order stick : How grauely they from place to place will waggle , And how ( like Gossips ) freely they will gaggle , That sure I thinke , the fashion of their prate , Our wiues at Gossippings doe imitate . In * Plinie and in Gesner I doe finde , That Geese are of strange sundry sorts and kinde . In Scotland there are Geese which grow on Trees , ( Which much from humane reason disagrees ) Bred by the Ayre and Sunnes all-quickning fire That ne're was Egge , not e're had Dam or Sire . Then there 's a Soleand Goose , which they so call , Because the female hath but one in all , Sole is as much to say , as be alone , And neuer Soleand Goose did hatch but one . Or else the name of them may well proceede From the Dams soote-sole , whence they all doe breede , Which in her Clawe she holdes vntill it hatch The Gander fetches food , the Goose doth watch . The Winchester Goose. THen there 's a Goose that breeds at Winchester , And of all Geese , my minde is least to her : For three or foure weekes after she is Rost , She keepes her heate more hotter then a tost . She 's seldome got or hatch'd with honesty , From Fornication and Adultery , From reaking Lust , foule Incest , beastly Rape , She hath her birth , her breeding , and her shape . Besides Whoremongers , Panders , Bawdes and Pimpes , Whores , Harlots , Curtezans , and such base Impes , Luxurious , leacherous Goates , that hunt in Flockes , To catch the Glangore , Grinkums , or the Pockes . Thus is she got with pleasure , bred with paine , And scarce ere comes where honest men remaine . This Goose is worst of all , yet is most deare , And may be had ( or heard of ) any where . A Pander is the Cater , to the Feast , A Bawde the Kitchin Clerke , to see her drest . A Whore the Cooke , that in a pockey heate , Can dresse a dish fit for the Deuill to eate . The hot whore-hunter for the Goose doth serue , The whilst the Surgeon , and Physitian carue . The Apothecary giues attendance still , For why the sauce lyes onely in his Bill . There hath a Turkey at Newmarket bin , Which to this Goose was somewhat neere a kin : And some report , that both these Fowles haue seene Their like ; that 's but a payre of sheeres betweene . And one of them ( to set them truely forth ) Costs more the dressing then they both are worth . This Goose is no way to be tollerated , But of good men to be dispisde and hated , For one of these , if it be let alone , Will eate the owner to the very bone , Moreouer , it from Nature is contrary , And from all other Creatures quite doth vary : For of all breeding thinges that I could heare , The Males doe still beget , and Females beare . But this hath euer a Dam masculine Engendred by a Father Feminine . Quite kim kam , wiw waw , differing from all other , The Sire 's a Female , and a Male the Mother . But cease my Muse soyle not thy purer straine , With such contagious mud , rowze rowze againe From this polluted puddle , and once more , Take the same Theame in hand thou hadst before . The Taylers Goose. BVt yet a little mirth doth make me stay : A Taylors Goose comes wadling in my way ▪ A thing I cannot giue the Epithite Of Male or Female , or Hermophrodite . Of Vulcans brood it is , whose Dam and Sire , Was windy bellowes , smoake , and flaming Fire . By Nature it should much delight to lye , For in a Forge it had Natiuity : Yet it with lying doth no hurt commit , Stealing is more adicted vnto it ; And yet to Steele it is so neare a kin , That to be true it doth opinion win . T is mettle to the hard backe , I am sure , And 't is a dish will ten mens liues endure . Be it of Age a hundred winters long , It is as tender as 't was when 't was young . A Cooke from it can get but slender fees , It hath no Giblets , like to other Geese . It neither breedes nor feedes , yet doth this good , It doth helpe others to get cloathes and food . And of all Geese shee 's tamest , shee 'l not roame , This Goose a man may alwayes haue at home ▪ 'T is dyet onely for an Estrich tooth , It cannot cog , yet very much doth smooth . It puts downe all the Fowles that ere man saw , T is often Rosted , yet 't is euer Raw , It is a bird that any Slut may dresse , It knowes no Warres , yet euery day doth Presse . And to conclude it is a messe of meate , Which who so can disgest it , let him eate . The praise of the Gray Goose wing . THe Winchester and Taylers Goose I see , Are both too heauy , and too hot for me : I will returne the honour to Emblaze , Of the Gray Goose that on the Greene doth graze . To speake of wandring Wild-geese in this place , Were ( like a Goose ) to runne the wildgoose Chase : The Egiptians did obserue their wonted guise , How in the Skie they flew triangle wise , Which with one Corner forward , is their drift , Thus figured to cut the Ayre more swift . For me the wilde-Goose is too high a game , My minde is onely to the Goose that 's tame , I in her Fleshes praise haue wrote before , But yet her Feathers doth deserue much more . They are of farre more estimate and price Then th'Estrich , or the bird of Paradice , The Rauen , the Crow , the Daw in mourning dight , The prating Pye attyr'd in blacke and white , The Buzzard , Redshanke , Kite , Owle , Gull and Rooke , The fabled Phenix that breedes where ( goe looke , ) The Pheasant , Partridge , Turtle , Plouer , Pidgeon , The Woodcock , Woodquist , Woodpecker , & Widgeon , The Iay , the Snipe , the Teale , the Cocke , the Hen , The Chogh , the Larke , the Lapwing , and the Wren , The Falkon , the Gerfaulkon , Hobby , Marlin , The Sparrowhauke , the Goshauke , Tassell , Starlin , The Haggard , Keistrell , Lanneret , Cormorant , The Caperkelly , and the Termagant , The Bunting , Heathcocke , Crane and Pellican , The Turkey , Mallard , Ducke , the Storke , the Swan , The Pewet , Parrot , and the Popingay , The Eagle , and the Cassawaraway , The Sheldrake , Bittour , Blackbird , Nightingale , The Cuckow that is alwaies in one tale , The Sparrow of the hedge , or of the house , The Ringdoue , Redbrest , and the Tittimouse , The Bulfinch , Goldfinch , Ringtaile , Wagtaile , and The Hearne that liues by water and by land : The Swallow , Martin , Lennet , and the Thrush , The Mauis that sings sweetly in the bush ; The Morecoote , the Kingfisher , and the Quaile ; The Peacock , with his proud vaine-glorious taile . These sorts of Birds that I haue nam'd before , If they thrice redoubled three times more . And let men value them but as they are , They cannot with the Goose ( for worth ) compare . Many of these doe feed on Carrion still , And still are Carrion , euer being ill , Neither in flesh or feathers they affoord To doe man seruice at his bed or boord . And some of them yeeld Plumes , and ornaments for Ladies , and for Knightly Tournaments : But let these toyes be weighed but iust and right , And thei 'le be found as vaine as they are light . Others there are , as Parrots , Stares , Pyes , Dawes , Are mightily accounted of , because They can speake perfect none-sence , prate and chatter , Feeding the eare : these fowles make fooles the farter . Then there are others great , and small in sise , But great all for the greatnesse of their price , Most pleasantly their flesh men doe deuoure , The sawce lyes in the reckoning , sharpe and sowre . Some are to sing continually in Cages , And get but bread and water for their wages . And others , with great paines men doe procure With cost of Manning , Diet , Hood , Bels , Lure ; The pleasure 's little , and the gaine is small , A Goose for profit doth surpasse them all . When with her flesh mans stomack she hath fed , She giues him ease and comfort in his bed : She yeelds no whim-whams wauering on his crest , But she relieues him with repose and rest . And though the world be hard , she layes him soft , She beares the burthen , and he lyes aloft : Let him be drunke , or weary , sicke , or lame , She 's semper idem , alwayes one the same . Thus to supply our wants , and serue our needes , Good meate and lodging from a Goose proceedes . Besides she loues not farre abroad to gad , But at all times she 's easie to be had ; As if ( to satisfie mans hungry gut , ) She wayted still that he her throat should cut . Men neede not be at charge for Hawkes and Dogs , And ride , and run o're hedge , ditch , mires , and bogs : She 's quickly caught , and drestwell , eates as pleasant As ( farre fetch'd deere bought ) Partridge or a Pheasant . Throughout the world the Trump of Fame loud rings , Temblaze the glory of the Gooses wings : The Romane Eagle ne're had spread so farre , But that the gray Goose was the Conquerer . Sesostris King of Egypt with her feather , Rain'd stormes and showres of Arrowes , like foule weather , And ouercame the Iewes , th'Affirians , Th'Arabians , Scithians , Germanes , Thracians . The Huns , the Gothes , the Vandals , and the Galls , With Arrowes made great Rome their seuerall thralls : The Philistines were mighty Bow-men all , With which they got the conquest of King Saull . Cyrus with thousands of his Persians With Shafts were slaine by the Messagetans , Turkes , Tartars , Troyans , and the Parthians , Danes , Saxons , Sweuians , and Pollonians ; Yea , all the Nations the whole world around , The gray-Goose-wing hath honour'd and renound . But why should I roame farre and wide aloofe , When our owne Kingdome yeelds sufficient proofe , But search the Chronicles , it is most plaine , That the Goose wing braue Conquests did obtaine . Remember valiant Edwards name ( the third ) How with the wing of this deseruing Bird , When to small purpose seru'd his Shield or Lance : At Cressie hee ore-top'd the powre of France . And after that , remember but agen That Thunder-bolt of warre , that Mars of men , The black Prince Edward , his victorious sonne , How he at Poyctures a braue battaile wonne , Where the French King and many Pieres were tane , Their Nobles , and their Gentles most part slaine , And thirty thousand of their Commons more ▪ Lay in the field all weltring in their gore . Henry the fift ( that memorable King ) All France did vnto his subiection bring , When forty thousand of the French men lay At Agincourt , slaine in that bloody fray . And though true valour did that conquest win , But for the Gooses wing it had not bin . In these things , and much more then I can say , The Gooses feather bore the prize away . If I should write all in particular , What this rare feather hath atchieu'd in war , Into a sea of matter I should runne , And so begin a worke will ne're be done . And thus from time to time it hath appear'd , How the gray Goose hath brauely domineer'd : With swiftly cutting through the empty skie , Triumphantly transporting victorie From land to land , offending and defending The Conquest on the Arrowes still depending . Our English Yeomen , in the dayes of old , Their names and fames haue worthily extold , Witnesse that Leash , that stout admired three , Braue Adam Bell , Clim Clough , Will Clowdeslee . I could capitulate , and write vpon Our English Robin Hood , and little Iohn , How with this feather they haue wone renowne , That euermore their memories shall crowne . And e're the Deuill these damned Gunnes deuis'd , Or hellish powder here was exercis'd , With the Goose wing we did more honour get , More nobly gain'd , then Gunnes could euer get . And how hath Vice our worthy land infected , Since Archery hath beene too much neglected ? The time that men in shooting spent before , Is now ( perhaps ) peruerted to a Whore , Or bowling , swearing , drinke , or damned Dice , Is now most Gentleman-like exercise . But for these few that in those dayes remaine , Who are adicted to this shooting veine : Let men but note their worthy disposition , And we shall see they are of best condition , Free honest spirits , such as men may trust , In all their actions , constant , true and iust . It is a thing I haue obserued long , An Archers minde is cleare from doing * wrong : It is a note worthy respect , and marke , An Archer is no base defamed Sharke , Not giuen to pride , to couetousnesse , or To swearing , which all good men doe abhorre , Nor doth he exercise , or take delight , To cheate , to cogge , to lye , and to backbite , But with most louing friendly conuersation , He practiseth this manly recreation . There was a Statute in th' eight Henries raigne , Which Statute yet doth in full force remaine , And as it stands in force , so doth my Muse Wish that it were obseru'd , and kept in vse . Within these few yeares ( I to minde doe call ) The Yeomen of the Guard were Archers all , A hundred at a time I oft haue seene , With Bowes and Arrowes ride before the Queene , Their Bowes in hand , their Quiuers on their shoulders , Was a most stately shew to the beholders : And herein , if men rightly doe obserue , The Arrowes did for two good vses serue : First , for a shew of great magnificence , And trusty weapons for to guard their Prince . Prince Charles ( our hope of Britaines happinesse ) Doth his affection oftentimes expresse : With many Noble men of worthy race , Doe with their best performance , shooting grace : And long may these superiour Worthies liue , Example to th' inferiour sort to giue , That though this exercise be much declin'd , May some supporters and defenders finde . King Sauls braue sonne ( true hearted Ionathan ) Dauids true friend , a Prince , a valiant man , Did in this noble quality excell ▪ As the true story of his life doth tell . King Dauid made a Law , and did command , That shooting should be taught within this land . Thus from true Histories we plainely see , That shooting is of great antiquity : And that the glory of the Gooses wings Hath beene aduanc'd by Princes , Lords and Kings , And that yet Princes , Pieres and Potentates , And best of all conditions and estates , Doe giue to Archery the praise and prise Of the best , manly , honest exercise . The praise of the Gooses Quill . ANd thus for Shooters hauing shew'd my skill , I 'le now say somewhat for the Gooses Quill . Great Mars his Trayne of Millitary men I leaue , and turne the Shaft into a Pen : The Gooses feathers acteth sundry parts , And is an Instrument both of Armes and Arts. Many diuine and heauenly mysteries , And many memorable Histories Had with blinde Ignorance beene ouer-growne , And ( were 't not for the Pen ) had ne're beene knowne . The Muses might in Pernass hill haue staide , Their fames had ne're been through the world displaide , But that the Gooses Quill with full consent , Was found to be the fittest Instrument To be their Nuntius , and to disperse Their glory through the spacious Vniuerse . Grammar ( that of all Science is the ground ) Without it , in forgetfulnesse were drownd , And Rethorick ( the sweet rule of eloquence ) Through the Goose Quill distils it's Quintessence : Logick with difinitions ( I am sure ) Were nothing , or else very much obscure : Astronomie would lye , or lye forgot And scarce remembred , or regarded not ; Arithmetick would erre exceedingly , Forgetting to deuide and multiply : Geometry would lose the Altitude , The crassie Longitude and Latitude : And Musick in poore case would be o're-throwne , But that the Goose Quill pricks the Lessons downe . Thus all the liberall Sciences are still In generall beholding to the Quill . Embassages to farre remoted Princes , Bonds , Obligations , Bills and Euidences , Letters 'twixt foe and foe , or friend and friend , To gratulate , instruct , or reprehend , Assurances , where faith and troath is scant , To make the faithlesse to keepe couenant ; The Potent weapon of the reuerend Law , That can giue life or death , saue , hang or draw , That with a royall , or a noble dash , Can from the Kings Exchequer fetch the Cash . To most Shop-keepers it a reckoning makes , What 's got or lost , what he layes out , or takes : Without the Goose a Scriuener were a foole , Her Quill is all his onely working toole : And sure a Goose is of a wondrous nature , Contrary to each other liuing creature , Things that in water , earth , or ayre , hath growth , And feede and liue , bite onely with the mouth : But the Goose with sophisticated skill , Doth bite most dangerously with her quill , Yet is she free from prodigality , And most of all bites partiality : She oft with biting makes a Knight a detter , And rankle to a begger , little better . She oft hath bit a Gallant from his land With quick conueyance , and by slight of hand Sometimes her biting is as durable As is a Gangren , most incureable , And many that into her fangs doe fall , Doe take the Counters for their Hospitall ; A Forger , or a Villaine that forsweares , Or a false Witnesse , she bites off their eares : On me her power she many times hath showne , And made me pay more debts then were mine owne . Thus doth her Quill bite more then doth her chaps , To teach fooles to beware of after-claps . They say in Latine that a Gooses name Is ANSER , which made in an Annagram , Is SNARE , in English , which doth plaine declare , That she to fooles and knaues will be a snare . Indeede she oft hath beene a snare to mee , My selfe was in the fault , alas not shee . The memorable honour of the Goose for sauing the Capitall at Rome . BVt now to shew her neuer dying name , And how at Rome she wan deseruing fame : When barbarous Brennus , cruell King of Galls , Had wasted Italy , and raz'd Romes walls : When deuastation did depopulate , With sword and furious fire the Romane state . When many a throat was tyrannously cut , And all the Citie to the sack was put : When many of the Citizens did flye Into the Capitall to liue and dye , Whereas the Image of great Iupiter , ( The rip rap , thwick thwack thumping thunderer ) Was of refined gold , adorn'd , ador'd , Where helplesse fooles , poore helplesse helpe implor'd . The Capitall a goodly building was , And did ( for strength ) by Art and Nature passe , So that the people that were there within , Thought it impregnable , that none could win : But slender watch vpon the walls they kept , And ( thinking all secure ) secure they slept , They thought Ioues Statue , and his Temple there , Was a sure guard , that foes they need not feare : But Ioue these dangers did not vnderstand , Or else he had some other worke in hand : Perhaps poore Io like a Cowe in shape , He like a Bull then wrong'd with beastly rape , Or like a Swan for Leada , he thought fit , In that fowles forme , that foule fault to commit : Perchance that time faire Danae to intrap , He rain'd bewitching gold into her lap ; He then ( perhaps ) did to Alcmena goe , And made a Cuckold of Amphitrio , Or else to Semele that time he came , And burnt his burning loue with lightnings flame , Perhaps with Hele he the Ram did play , Or with Europa toy'd the time away , Mnemosine he could not let alone , Or he to Hebe at that time was gone , It may be to Antiopa he went , Or to Astery , for his more content : Or it may be he lay within his bed , And play'd , and fool'd with wanton Ganimede : But whither Iupiter that time was got , He to defend the Capitoll was not , Vnlesse he were transformed wondrous strange , And to a Gooses shape his Godhead change : For all the Guard were sleeping at that time , When as the armed Galls the walls did clime . Then when the Watch did to destruction sleepe , The carefull Goose true sentinell did keepe , She spide the foe , and keak'd out an Alarme , At which the Sleepers wak'd , and cri'd , Arme Arme : Then they their Enemies in fury slew , Which downe the battlements in heapes they threw . And thus a Goose the honour did obtaine , To saue the Romanes , which had else beene slaine : And to preserue the famous Capitall , And set Rome free from the insulting Gall. The Romane Generall that time , as then Was manly Manlius , a stout man of men . The Senate gratefully did raise anon , An Altar with a golden Goose thereon , And for the Gooses seruice had beene such , They alowd almes-Oates from the common Hutch , For olde and sicke decayed Geese to feede , In memory of that braue Gooses deede . Why should the Eagle be the Bird of Ioue , When as the Goose deserueth so much loue ? 'T is plaine and euident the Goose was cause , That all Rome scap't from speedy Martiall lawes . Yet did the Romans ( like ingratefull Nags ) Aduance an Eagles portait in their Flags , When as Cornelius Agrippa sayes , The Goose deseru'd it more by many wayes . Now hauing done the Capitoll Goose right , I le try some other wayes to breed delight . Goostoft in Lincolnshire . IN Lincolnshire an ancient Towne doth stand , Call'd Goostoft , that hath neither fallow'd Land , Or Woods , or any fertile pasture Ground , But is with watry Fens incompast round . The people there haue neither Horse or Cowe , Nor Sheepe , nor Oxe , or Asse , nor Pig , or Sowe : Nor Creame , Curds , Whig , Whay , Buttermilke or Cheese , Nor any other liuing thing but Geese . The Parson of the Parish takes great paines , And tyth Geese onely , are his labours gaines : If any Charges there must be defray'd , Or Impositions on the Towne is layd , As Subsidies , or Fifteenes for the King , Or to mend Bridges , Churches any thing . Then those that haue of Geese the greatest store , Must to these Taxes pay so much the more . Nor can a man bee raisde to Dignity , But as his Geese encrease and multiply . And as mens Geese wax more and more , and breed , From Office vnto office they proceed . A man that hath but with twelue Geese began , In time hath come to be a Tythingman : And with great Credit past that Office thorough ( His Geese increasing ) hee hath bin Headborough . Then ( as his Flocke in number are accounted ) Vnto a Constable , he hath bin mounted . And so from place to place he doth aspire , And as his Geese grow more hee 's raised higher . T is onely Geese there that doe men prefer , And 't is a Rule , no Goose , no Officer . At Hunnibourne , a Towne in Warwickshire , What Gogmagog Gargantua Geese are there , For take a Goose that from that place hath bin , That 's leane , and nough but feathers , bones and skin , And bring her thither , and with little cost Shee 'l bee as fat as any Bawde , almost . For take foure Geese , and with a like expence , Feed one there , and the others two miles thence , And shee that feedes at Hunnibourne shall bee More worth in weight and price , then th' other three . She shall with Flesh vnable be to goe , I cannot yeeld the Reason , but 't is so * . Goose Faire at Stratford Bowe , the Thursday after Whitsontide . AT Bowe the Thursday after Penticost , There is a Faire of Greene Geese , ready Rost , Whereas a Goose is very dogcheape there , The Sauce is onely somewhat sharpe and deare , There ( e're they scarce haue feathers on their backe ) By hundreds and by heapes they goe to wracke , There is such Baking , rosting , broyling , boyling , Such swearing , drabbing , dancing , dicing toyling , Such shifting , sharking , Cheating , smoaking , stinking , Such Gormondizing , Cramming , Guzling , Drinking : As if the world did runne on wheeles away , Or all the Deuils in hell kept Holiday . And as Hearbes , Flowers and Weedes together grow , So people are that day at Stratford Bowe . There sits a Cheater with a simple Gull , And there an Honest woman , there a Trull , Yonder a Fidler dawb'd with greace and Ale , And there an Asse telling an Idle tale . There 's one a Rosting , yonder 's one a Stewing , And yon 's one drinkes vntill he fall a spewing : There 's a kinde Cuckold with his Wife doth wander , To exercise the office of a Pander , His Pimship with his Punke despight the horne , Eate Gosling giblets in a fort of Corne. There is ran tan Tom Tinker and his Tib , And there 's a Iugler with his fingers glib . There throngs a Cutpurse , with his working toole And there 's a gallant Coxcombe , there 's a Foole. There 's foure or fiue together by the eares , And tumble in the Dirt like Dogs and Beares . One staggering there hath got the Drunken yox , And there 's one swaggering's fast within the Stocks . Thus with these Galleymaufry humours still , These Linsey wolsey posteres , Good and Ill , These mingle mangle , motly toyes they spend The time , till night doth make them homeward wend. Then they returne as wise as Geese away , For whom so many Geese were slaine that day . They brought both wit and money with them thither , But with the Geese 't is all deuour'd together . And if they were but taught as well as fed , More Coyne were sau'd , and man a wiser head . Thus ( as my Muse is able ) I haue told How that a Gooses vse is manifold . How many seuerall sortes of Geese there are , Some wilde , some tame , some to neare , some to farre ▪ How from her Flesh and entrailes , it is plaine , Good food and Physicke dayly we obtaine : How freely she doth play the true vpholster , And fill with Feathers , pillowes , bed and bolster . And how in many an honorable War , The Gray Goose wing hath bin the vanquisher . The necessary vses of her Quill , How to the good 't is good , Ill to the ill . And Shooting heere ( according to my loue ) To bee a noble Exercise I proue . And how the Goose Romes Capitoll did faue , ( As sayes the Story ) I described haue . And now let men examine well and try If any Bird in water , earth or Sky , Or all in generall together are , With the good Goose ( forworth ) to make Compare . Many absurdly , Idle , foolish , base , Will call a man a Goose in foule disgrace : When if men rightly vnderstood the same , A man is honour'd with a Gooses name . For though the Eagle be of Birdes the King , Yet 't is a Rauenous , greedy hurtfull thing . And he that with that tytle me should call , I had as leiue he call'd me Theefe withall . Shee while she liues doth yeeld reliefe to many , And aliue or dead , beholding not to any . She hath maintain'd ten thousand men , With food , and Physicke , Lodging , Shafts and Pen , And lastly ( not to charge them any wayes ) Her owne Quill heere , writes her owne worthy praise . Because a Goose is Common , and not Deere , She amongst fooles is small esteemed heere . So Blackberryes , that grow on euery bryer , Because th' are plenty few men doe desire : Spanish Potatoes are accounted dainty , And English Persneps are course meate though plenty . But if those Berryes or those Rootes were scant , They would be thought as rare , through little want , That we should eate them , and a price allow As much as Strawberryes , and Potatoes now . Why Bread is common , hauing still our fill We thinke not on , because we haue it still : But if we want Bread then we doe remember , We want the Groundworke of our belly timber . The Light is common , which few thinke vpon , Till Night doth put her blindfold mufler on , And all attyr'd in mourning blacke as pitch , Then men misselight , and tumble in the Ditch . So should we want a Gooses Flesh and Feather , The quantity of fiue yeares but together : We then should all confesse with one consent , How that a Goose were superexcellent . Many good blessings we too much forget , Cause they are neere and Cheape , not farre to fet . Me thinkes I heare some Cuckow , or some Iay , Some Daw , some Pye , some Gull , or Buzzard say , That I haue giuen the Goose her worthy stile , But haue forgot the Gander all this while . I le giue them Answer ( though they merit none ) I doe Include both sexes vnder one , T is knowue to euery perfit vnderstander , A Goose is much superiour to a Gander . For though a man , a Mare or Gelding stride , VVe briefly say , he doth on Horsebacke ride : And though a Gelding be the beast that bare VVe call 't a Horse , that 's neither Horse or Mare . So Ganders vnder name of Geese doe goe , The Gooses worthynes deserues it so . Once I remember , Riding on my way In Barkshire , neere vnto a Towne call'd Bray , I on my Iourney as I past along , Rode by a Goose , a Gander , and their young . ( I neither minding them nor yet their Crew ) The Gander in my face with fury flew , Who in his fierce encounter was more hot , Then if he had bin Spanish Don Quixot . But sure himselfe so brauely he did beare , Because his Loue and Lady Goose was there : And 't was a spur his Chiualry vnto , To haue his sweet heart see what he did doe , My Horse he started , to the ground I went , Dismounted in that ( Ganderous ) tournament . I should say Dangerous , but sure I am That GANDEROVS is a DANGEROVS Anagram . The Gander was mine enemy , what tho , I le honour worthy Valour in my foe . He Tilted brauely , and in Liewe of it The Gooses Quill , the Ganders praise hath writ . Thus for the Goose I hauing done my best , My toyled Muse retires vnto her Rest : I le shut my Inckhorne , and put vp my Pen , So take my Goose amongst you Gentlemen . FINIS . Notes, typically marginal, from the original text Notes for div A13503-e320 A good Goose. * Bookes which I neuer read . These Soland Geese doe breede in a litle Iland in Scotland 2. mile within the Sea , called the Basse , betweene 25. & 30. miles beyond Barwick , where they are in such abundance that the Lord ( or owner ) of the Ilād doth yearly receiue for these Geese 200. li. sterling . Notes for div A13503-e2620 Something in praise of the exercise of shooting . * For the most part this is generall . K. Henry 8. did with the consent of the 3. estates in the Parliament , enact a Statute , for shooting : which Statute is stil of force , though not in vse . Q. Elizabeth . The Highland men or Redshanks in Scotland , are exceeding good Archers . 2. Sam 1. 18. Notes for div A13503-e5050 A shrewd biting beast Hereupon began the Prouerb , of good Goose bite not . Notes for div A13503-e5860 Iupiter either could not or wold not help to defend the Capitall , or or else like many braue whoremaisters , hee had more mind of his leacherie then his honour : so that had it not bin for the Goose , his golden Image had bin taken prisoner by the enemy . Cornelius Agrippa , in his vanity of Sciences . pag. 137. Cap. 81. Notes for div A13503-e6960 * A womans Reason ▪ Notes for div A13503-e7460 The Description of Greene-goose Faire Food , Physicke , Lodging , Artes , Armes , and good Society , all from a Goose.