Tailors travels from London to the Isle of VVight, vvith his returne, and occasion of his iourney Taylor, John, 1580-1653. This text is an enriched version of the TCP digital transcription A64213 of text R10069 in the English Short Title Catalog (Wing T520). Textual changes and metadata enrichments aim at making the text more computationally tractable, easier to read, and suitable for network-based collaborative curation by amateur and professional end users from many walks of life. The text has been tokenized and linguistically annotated with MorphAdorner. The annotation includes standard spellings that support the display of a text in a standardized format that preserves archaic forms ('loveth', 'seekest'). Textual changes aim at restoring the text the author or stationer meant to publish. This text has not been fully proofread Approx. 23 KB of XML-encoded text transcribed from 7 1-bit group-IV TIFF page images. 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Reproduction of original in Cambridge University Library. eng Isle of Wight (England) -- Description and travel -- Early works to 1800. A64213 R10069 (Wing T520). civilwar no Tailors travels, from London, to the Isle of VVight: vvith his returne, and occasion of his iourney. ... Taylor, John 1648 4193 4 0 0 0 0 0 10 C The rate of 10 defects per 10,000 words puts this text in the C category of texts with between 10 and 35 defects per 10,000 words. 2000-00 TCP Assigned for keying and markup 2001-07 SPi Global Keyed and coded from ProQuest page images 2001-07 TCP Staff (Michigan) Sampled and proofread 2001-07 TCP Staff (Michigan) Text and markup reviewed and edited 2001-11 pfs Batch review (QC) and XML conversion TAILORS TRAVELS , from LONDON , TO THE ISLE of WIGHT : VVith his Returne , and occasion of his Iourney . THE occasion why I undertooke this Insulary Journey or Voyage from one Island to another , was for three Respects : First , I had a great importunate desire to see my Gracious Soveraigne afflicted Lord and Master : Secondly , I travelled with an intent to get some Silver in this Iron Age , ( for pleasure and profit should be the reward of honest and harmelesse paines taking . ) Before I began this high and mighty perambulation , I did put forth many Bills to divers and sundry friends , to pay me some small sums of that pretious thing called Money , at my returne ; the purport , purpose , pretence , signification , meaning , or marrow-bone of the Bill , were these following words . When John Taylor hath beene from London to the Isle of Wight , and returned againe , and that at his returne , he doe give or cause to be given to me , a Booke or Pamphlet of true newes and relations of Passages at the Island , and to and fro in his Iourney ; I doe promise to give to him or his assignes , the summe of what I please in Lawfull money of England , provided that the sayd summe be not under 6 pence . NOW at my returne , if all my Customers doe pay me according to the Bill then am I exceedingly deceived ; but if none of them doe pay me , then I am meerely couzened ; and now begins the Story . Printed at the Authors Charge , and are no where to be sold , 1648. THis Pamphlet is not stuft with Triviall Bables , Or vaine prodigious undisgested fables : This is no Mercury ( with scoffs , and jeeres ) To raise debate , and set us by the eares , As if poore England had not yet endur'd Sufficient plagues , but she must be assur'd , By New , New , Newes , of New frights , and new foes , And future mischiefes worse then present woes : I bring no tidings of such consequence , To breed Feares , Jealousies , or give offence , Nor am I fraught with wonders , wounds , and scarres , Or any thing relating to the Warres : It is so writ that no man can accuse Me of detraction , scandall , or abuse ; My lines are all from feare and horror free , And here and there as true as true may be : Yea much more true , I may be bound to sweare Then many Bookes have beene this twice foure yeare , Or any Mercury writ heretofore , Or old Currantoes , in the daies of Yore . Then stroke your heards , or wipe your mouthes ( at least , ) And read , and heare what I have here exprest . THe next succeeding mouth unto September , October was this yeare . ( as I remember ) Without the charge of Proxcy or Atturney , My selfe in proper Person tooke this journey : Two Gentlewomen ( by two Maides attended ) Accompanied me till my travells ended . We tooke one Coach , two Coach-men , and foure horses ; And merrily from London made our courses : We wheel'd the top of th'heavy hill , call'd Holborne , ( Vp which hath been full many a sinfull soule borne , ) And so along we jolted past Saint Gileses , Which place from Brainford , six ( or neere ) seven miles is . To Stanes that night at five a clock we coasted , Where ( at the * Bush ) we had bak'd , boyl'd , and roasted . Bright Sols illustrious Rayes , the day adorning , We past Bagshot and Bawwaw , Friday morning ; That night we lodg'd at the White Hart at Al●on , And had good meate , a table with a salt on : Next morne w' arose , with blushing cheek'd † Aurora ; The wayes were faire but not so faire as Flora : For * Flora was a Goddesse , and a woman , And ( like the high wayes ) was to all men Common : Our Horses , with the Coach , which we went into , Did hurry us amaine through thick and thine to With fiery speede , the foaming bits they champt on , And brought us to the Dolphin at Southampton . There found I friendship more then I expected Or did deserve , so much to be respected : The Gentlewomen both their husbands met there , The Moone was mounted , and the Sun was set there ; And after two houres time , or some such matter We turn'd our Coach t' a boat , and swam by water : My entertainement was good wine and welcome , The cups most kindly unto me pell well come ; Southamptons Governour , much love did show me , He was my old acquaintance , and did know me : He gave me's passe , to passe me to the Island And I tooke boate , and left him on the dry Land ; It was as bright a mooneshine night , I say As ever man saw in a Summers day ; Thus with a fore winde , and faire Cintha's light , In foure houres time we came to the Isle of Wight : We past Cowes Castle , and into the Towne went , Where some short time we wandring up and downe went ; Thus being favow'd by men , windes and weathers , At Cowes I landed , and lodg'd at the Feathers : The Isle of Wight contain'd a Wight of Waigh then , And on that Wight of Waight ; I came to wait then . Long live he blest internall , and externall . And blest be England in his love paternall , To guide and guard him , grace and power supernall , Defend him from all trecherous traps infernall : In imitation of him let us learne all To live so heer that we may live eternall : And thou , whose mercy were can be exhausted , In thy compassion thinke on England wasted : The sword of wrath that 's drawne is justly thine , The Sinnes that made thee draw it forth are mine : Jonas the storme did to himselfe apply ; Let each say so now , each man say t is I. And now my story briefely I le compose , From harsh hard rugged rime , to smooth fac'd prose . And thus have I truly , and merrily told the passages and Relations , how I came to the Royall captiving Isle of Wight . Now it followes requisitely , that I certifie you of some Occurrences , and accidents there . It is to be noted , that the Gentlemen with their wives , having such faire , and speedy passage from Southampton to the Island , that at the Towne called Cowes they had two horses , which they left with their maides with me 'till the morning , for me to bring by land to Newport where His Majesty was : they with their wives tooke a small Boat about midnight , having the tide with them to carry them that Saturday night ( or neare Sunday ) 3 miles up by water to Newport : so they left me . All the fagge end of the Saturday night , and part of Sunday morning , I had the happinesse to be Iohn amongst the Maides , for we honestly lay in 2 beds in one chamber , but I would have no man so mad to imagine that we lay all three both together . Sunday the 22. of October we arose with the Sun , betweene the houres of the careles number of 6 and 7 ( he is carelesse that sets all at 6 and 7 ) we quickly made our selves as fine as could be , in hope to see fine folkes , and fine things at Court , and so we mounted our Polfreys : ( the Hostler of the Princes Armes at Cowes , being hired to be our Guide ) who did ride before one Maid , and my selfe before the other , and so ( by consequence ) both the Maides were behinde us . The Hostler that should have guided me , guided himselfe , Riding before me , and leaving me behinde him sometimes a flight shoot or two ; for he had many advantages of me ; first he had the stronger horse , secondly he had the lighter carriage ( for the Maide behinde him was like Lent , light , leane , and lank ) but my Female Male was like Shrove-Tuesday , fat , fair , plump , well fed , and weighty ; thirdly he had two spurres , and a switch , of all which necessaries I was destitute , and without switch or spurre my horse would not goe . And now a dirty tale I meane to tell : I le show you what befell , and how I fell . My ungodly Guide being much before me , within : mile of Newport , I came to a boggy-quagmire miry , rotten , filthy , dirty , slow , through , over , or into which I must passe ; I not knowing the way , called alowd to the Guide to come back to direct me , which he did ; but I having no switch or spurre ( for correction ) the horse would obey no direction ; so that at last the Guide said there was no danger , but that I might ride through it anywhere . Then I with kicking set my heeles to horse , Advent'ring to ride through it force perforce : My Guides misguiding made me much the bolder The horse fell in , quite plung'd up to the shoulder . I forward fell , and backward fell the Maid , Man , Maide , and horse in curious pickle laid , And never Eare did heare , or Eye did see Such a pair-Royall faire Triplicity . The danger past , we each on other gaping ; Not angry , or well pleas'd , we fell to scraping : Sometimes we fretted , and our lips did bite , And somtimes ( at our selves ) we laught out right . I scrapt my selfe : the Maide , the Hostler drest . The Horse lookt on , uncurried like a beast . Thus we to Newport came in gay attire , Embredred over all with dirt and mire : And thus from Cowes we tumbled in the slowes , Man , Maide , and horse , moil'd like three beastly sowes : 'T was my base guide that put me in this trim , For which abuse I le have about with him : The Divell misleades us all , we plainely see , And that same stinking Hostler misled me . For which : First in a Knaves skinne I will wrap him hot , Which he shall alwaies weare until it rot : My prayer for him shall be this execration , Let him be nasty in his occupation : Oh let kis provender be ever musty , His hay be most distastfull , foule , and dusty : His Pease , and Beanes , and Oates most odious fusty , And 's curry combe ( for want of use ) be rusty : Thus musty , dusty , fusty , rusty , crusty , Shall plague the Knave that was to me untrusty . In Vrine , and Beasts Ordure let him toile : Soile be his trade , yet nere be Lord o th' soile . Let boot haling be most part of his living : Let Guests be sparing to him in their giving : Vnder his Rack let him in tortures lye , And ( in his Manger ) let him stinke and dye : And let the preaching Cobler at Blackwall Be 3 houres prating at his funerall : Let him be grav'd in his owne Element : Let litter , and horse dung be his monument . But leaving risf rasf rime , I le turne my stile , To some more serious businesse in the Isle . Thus having overpast this soule disaster , I went to see my suffring Soveraigne Master : Which sight to me was all my Earthly blisse , He gave me straight his Royall hand to kisse , Which grac'd me much in all the publique sights Of Commons , Gentles , and brave Lords and Knights . His Majesty , with an Heroick and unconquered patience , conquers his unmatchable afflictions , and with Christian constancy , expects a happy deliverance out of all his troubles . His greatest griefe is the calamity of his people , and Kingdomes , and His chiefest endevours ( on earth ) is to settle them in Peace and happinesse ; for which end he is twice every day ( with his meniall servants ) upon his knees , in publique prayers to his God , besides his frequent , and pious cogitations , and ejaculations ; and it is not to be doubted but the prayers , and humble Petitions of His Majesty ( with those of His loyall Subjects ) do ascend to the Throne of Grace , from whence ( by the Almightyes mercy ) strong and firme faith assures him of Peace , pardon , and the fruition of future happinesse . And for infallible Testimonies against all Ignorant , malicious , detracting , mis-believing Heretiques , Schismatiques , and Sectaries to assure those Buzards of incredulity , that the Gracious , favourable , and preserving hand of God is with His Majesty , whereby he hath been a blessed instrument , ( not onely in his former curing the griefe , or disease called the Evill ) but since he came into this Island , He hath cured many , of whom so cured , there are 6 or 7 most remarkable , which I will relate as followeth . 1. At a Towne called Winburne , ( or Wimborne ) in Dorcetshire , there dwels an * Ancient woman , the Wife to a Clothier ( whose name I could not know by enquiry ; ) this Woman had a long time been so lame that she could not goe , and she hearing that the King was lodg'd in Carisbrook Castle in the Isle of Wight , she was perswaded in her minde that His Majesty could cure her , in which beliefe she made towards the Island , and with horse or Cart , or both , or otherwaies , she was brought to Hurst Castle in Hampshire by land , from whence she was carried into a Boat in mens armes , which Boat brought her to Newport , from whence she was carried a mile to Carisbrook , where His Majesty did touch her , and her lamenesse ceased in three dayes space , so that with thankes to God , and prayers for the King , she departed from the Island , and went home 20. miles on foot . This was before the Treaty began , much about the midst of August last . 2. Mistresse Elizabeth Steevens of Durley in Hampshire , came from her borne to Winchester , and from thence to the Island to His Majesty to be cured of the evill , whereof she had been blinde of one Eye 16. daies and could not open her Eye by any meanes , and after the King had touched her , her Eye opened and she saw immediatly , with a clear and perfect sight . This was about the seventh of October . 3. Elizabeth Gage of Southampton ( being 3 yeares of age ) was exceeding lame , and in great paine , she came to his Majesty , and he touched her , whereby ( through Gods blessing ) she was presently cured . 4. Ioane Mathewes , aged 15. yeares , a Braziers Daughter one William Mathewes , dwelling in Newport in the Isle of Wight , she had been long time painefully lame , and had been at the Bathe , and used many medicines in vaine ; she came to the King on Thursday the 19. of October , He toucht her , and she had present ease , and every day shee goes better then other : myselfe saw her and spake with her , and I left her able to go reasonable well . 5. A Souldier in Calshot Castle in Hampshire , had 2. sore issues in his thighes , to which he did frequently apply medicines which eased him , but cured him not : This man went to the Island to His Majesty , who did touch him , and he did after that use his former medicines , which were wont to give him ease , but then the said application did most grievously vex and torment him ; so that he was perswaded to forbeare to use the said Oyles , Emplasters , and Unguents , and then he was suddenly cured . 6. Mistresse Elizabeth Paine of Bristell was blinde , and such a Rhewmatick defluxion did dayly fall from her eyes , which did wet two or three large hancherchiefes every day ; she came to the King on Sunday last , the 5. of this November , His Majesty did touch her eyes , the Rhewme ceased ; so that she went away presently with a cleere and perfect sight ; and two houres after she came to the King againe , and gave him thanks upon her knees ; His Majesty bade her give thanks to God ; so she with giving God praise , and prayers for the King , went from the Island to Bristoll with exceeding joy for her recovery . 7. Margaret Hezden , aged 73. yeares , dwelling in Newport in Chayne lane , was not able to stir but as she was lifted from bed to chaire , and from chaire to bed , touched by His Majesty , and cured , so that with one crutch she did goe about her house , and drew 5 or 6. pots of Ale for me , and my company . These things ( me thinkes ) should move the mindes of some unmannerly Levellers to esteeme his Majesty as one that is not to be ranked or filed with common men . Concerning any Newes of business at the Treaty , there is so much made of it at London , that there is little ( or none at all ) at the Court ; this is certaine , that from the 21. of October , till the first of November , ( being 11. dayes ) there was no debating or treating at all : for Sir Peter Killegr●● was all that time from the Island to the Parliament at Westminster , and till his returne with Orders and Directions , al● things were silent , however the London Mercuries , and Moderate Occurrances did not faile to set forth newes ( o● their owne making ) every weeke . All that I can relate , is , that Sir Peter came to the King on Tuesday night , the last of October , and the next day ( being the quondam All Saints ) His Majesty , with the Commissioners began to Treate , where it was agreed that the Presbyterian Governement in the Church should continue three yeares , that the Booke of Common Prayer should be discontinued , and not used publickly : That no Masse should be tollerated to be sayd in the Kingdomes of England and Ireland , or in the Principallity of Wales : These matters of high consequence being concluded and agreed , there is great hope of speedy restauration of His Majesty to His just Rights , and a blessed peace for the Church , people , and Kingdomes . I came from the Island on Tuesday the 7. of November , and landed at a place called Hell Head , from thence I came 3 miles to Titchfield , on Wednesday I came 4 miles to Wickham , Thursday to Warnford , ( 7. miles ) Fryday I footed it 17. miles to Alton , and to Farnham , Saturday to Guilford , and to Cobham 18. miles , and Sunday 6 miles to Kingston , and on Munday the 13. of November , I came to London 10. Miles . And as I have written , merrily , truely , and impartially ; so I must conclude accordingly without flattery , concerning thu Governour of the Isle of Wight , Colonel Hammand : the plaine truth is , that my selfe ( with many others ) did hate him so much , that he was very seldome or never prayed for ; the reasons and motives which possest most men with this mistaking and misapplyed inveterate mallice , was upon the flying , lying reports , that the Governour had behaved himself most coursly ridged , and barbarously unrespective to His Majesty : The false weekely Pamphlets and Pamphleteers ( being inspired by their Father the Divell ) were not ashamed to publish in print , that the Governour had proceeded so far it , incivility , as to immure or wall His Majesty in a small close roome , under many bolts , bars , grates , locks and keyes , and debarred Him the comforts of His soule , and of the seociety of men ; and further it was often printed ( by severall lying Villaines ) that the sayd Governour Hammond , did strike the King on the face , and gave Him a black eye : These reports being invented by the Devills Imps ( the firebrands of contention ) printed and published by needy , greedy Knaves and Varlets , and believed by too many Fooles and foolish Gotehamists ( amongst which number , I with much simplicity was one ; ) and as by Oath and duty I am bound to serve , love , and honour my Soveraigne Lord and Master ; so ( on the contrary ) my selfe with all true and Loyall Subjects had no cause to be well affected to any man that should dare to affront His Majesty with such transcended base indignities . But to give the world satisfaction of the truth ; it is certaine that all those aspersions and rumours against the Governour , are most odious , scandalous , and malicious lies ; for ( according to the trust reposed in him ) he hath alwayes carried him selfe with such deportment , and humblenesse of dutifull service to His Majesty , that he hath gained much love and favour from his Soveraigne , and such good regard from all knowing men , as belongs to a Gentleman of his place and Quallity . And therefore Reader understand and note , Who ever sayes I lye , he lies in 's throate . Blest Englands joy ( the King ) will come er'e long . Praise God , make Bonefires , swing the Bells , ding dong . And let him never beare a Christians name , Whose trade and pleasure is in blood and slame Of his deare Countrey , and rip , rend , and teare His Mothers Womb , that such a brat did beare . FINIS . Notes, typically marginal, from the original text Notes for div A64213e-130 I set forth on Thursday the 19. of Octob. We hired the Southamton coach which comes weekly to the Rose neer Holborn Bridge . * The signe of the Bush . † The dawning . * Flora was a beautifull Courtezan in Rome , who gat great treasure by the prostitution of her body , which Wealth she gave to the Common Treasury , for which they did esteeme her a Goddes , and the Goddes of Flowers , and built a Temple to her . * For testimony of the truth of this there is one Iohn Newbery , a Clothworker , who dwels in Newport in the streete called Castle Hole , this man did come over the water with her , and did see her lame , and cured .