The grateful non-conformist; or A return of thanks to Sir John Baber Knight, and Doctor of Physick who sent the author ten crowns Wild, Robert, 1609-1679. 1665 Approx. 7 KB of XML-encoded text transcribed from 1 1-bit group-IV TIFF page image. Text Creation Partnership, Ann Arbor, MI ; Oxford (UK) : 2009-03 (EEBO-TCP Phase 1). A96479 Wing W2127 ESTC R220400 99831803 99831803 171545 This keyboarded and encoded edition of the work described above is co-owned by the institutions providing financial support to the Early English Books Online Text Creation Partnership. This Phase I text is available for reuse, according to the terms of Creative Commons 0 1.0 Universal . The text can be copied, modified, distributed and performed, even for commercial purposes, all without asking permission. Early English books online. (EEBO-TCP ; phase 1, no. A96479) Transcribed from: (Early English Books Online ; image set 171545) Images scanned from microfilm: (Early English books, 1641-1700 ; 21241:150 or 2450:9) The grateful non-conformist; or A return of thanks to Sir John Baber Knight, and Doctor of Physick who sent the author ten crowns Wild, Robert, 1609-1679. 1 sheet ([1] p.) [s.n.], London : printed in the year 1665. Attributed to Robert Wild by Wing. Verse - "Ten crowns at once! and to one man! and he". A satirical attack on Sir John Baber, M.D., who was often employed by Charles II to negotiate with puritans and other non-conformists. Reproductions of the originals in the British Library and Bodleian Library. Created by converting TCP files to TEI P5 using tcp2tei.xsl, TEI @ Oxford. Re-processed by University of Nebraska-Lincoln and Northwestern, with changes to facilitate morpho-syntactic tagging. Gap elements of known extent have been transformed into placeholder characters or elements to simplify the filling in of gaps by user contributors. EEBO-TCP is a partnership between the Universities of Michigan and Oxford and the publisher ProQuest to create accurately transcribed and encoded texts based on the image sets published by ProQuest via their Early English Books Online (EEBO) database (http://eebo.chadwyck.com). The general aim of EEBO-TCP is to encode one copy (usually the first edition) of every monographic English-language title published between 1473 and 1700 available in EEBO. EEBO-TCP aimed to produce large quantities of textual data within the usual project restraints of time and funding, and therefore chose to create diplomatic transcriptions (as opposed to critical editions) with light-touch, mainly structural encoding based on the Text Encoding Initiative (http://www.tei-c.org). The EEBO-TCP project was divided into two phases. The 25,363 texts created during Phase 1 of the project have been released into the public domain as of 1 January 2015. Anyone can now take and use these texts for their own purposes, but we respectfully request that due credit and attribution is given to their original source. Users should be aware of the process of creating the TCP texts, and therefore of any assumptions that can be made about the data. Text selection was based on the New Cambridge Bibliography of English Literature (NCBEL). If an author (or for an anonymous work, the title) appears in NCBEL, then their works are eligible for inclusion. Selection was intended to range over a wide variety of subject areas, to reflect the true nature of the print record of the period. In general, first editions of a works in English were prioritized, although there are a number of works in other languages, notably Latin and Welsh, included and sometimes a second or later edition of a work was chosen if there was a compelling reason to do so. Image sets were sent to external keying companies for transcription and basic encoding. Quality assurance was then carried out by editorial teams in Oxford and Michigan. 5% (or 5 pages, whichever is the greater) of each text was proofread for accuracy and those which did not meet QA standards were returned to the keyers to be redone. After proofreading, the encoding was enhanced and/or corrected and characters marked as illegible were corrected where possible up to a limit of 100 instances per text. Any remaining illegibles were encoded as s. Understanding these processes should make clear that, while the overall quality of TCP data is very good, some errors will remain and some readable characters will be marked as illegible. Users should bear in mind that in all likelihood such instances will never have been looked at by a TCP editor. The texts were encoded and linked to page images in accordance with level 4 of the TEI in Libraries guidelines. Copies of the texts have been issued variously as SGML (TCP schema; ASCII text with mnemonic sdata character entities); displayable XML (TCP schema; characters represented either as UTF-8 Unicode or text strings within braces); or lossless XML (TEI P5, characters represented either as UTF-8 Unicode or TEI g elements). Keying and markup guidelines are available at the Text Creation Partnership web site . eng Baber, John, -- Sir, 1625-1704 -- Poetry -- Early works to 1800. 2007-06 TCP Assigned for keying and markup 2007-06 Apex CoVantage Keyed and coded from ProQuest page images 2008-04 Elspeth Healey Sampled and proofread 2008-04 Elspeth Healey Text and markup reviewed and edited 2008-09 pfs Batch review (QC) and XML conversion The Grateful Non-Conformist ; OR , A RETURN of THANKS To Sir JOHN BABER Knight , and Doctor of Physick who sent the AUTHOR Ten Crowns . TEn Crowns at once ! and to one man ! and he As despicable as bad Poets be ! Who scarce had wit , if you requir'd the same , To make an Anagram upon your name ; Or to out-run a Badger , or prepare An Epitaph to serve a Quinb'rough-May'r : A limping-Levite , who scarce in his prime Could woo an Abigail , or say Grace in Rime : Ten Crowns to such a thing ! Friend , 't is a Dose Able to raise dead Ben , or Dav'nant's Nose ; Able to make a Courtier turn a Friend , And more then all of them in Victuals spend . This free Free-Parli'ment , whose Gifts do sound Full five and twenty hundred thousand pound , You have out-done them , Sir ; yours was your own , And some of It shall last when Theirs is gone . Ten Crowns at once ! and now at such a time , When love to such as I am , is a Crime Greater than his recorded in Jane Shore , Who gave but one poor Loaf to the starv'd Whore : What now to help a Non-Conformist ! now , When Ministers are broke , that will not bow : When 't is to be unblest , to be ungirt ; To wear no Surplice , does deserve no Shirt : No Broth , no Meat ; no Service , no Protection ; No Cross , no Coyn ; no Collect , no Collection : You are a daring Knight , thus to be kind : If trusty Roger get it in the Wind , He 'll smell a Plot , a Presbyterian Plot , Especially for what you gave the [ Scot : ] And if the Spiritual Court take fire from Crack , They 'l clap a Parritor upon your Back , Shall make you shrug , as if you wore the Collar Of a Cashiered Red-Coat , or poor Scholar . What will you plead , Sir , if they put you to ' t ? Was it the Doctor or the Knight did do ' t ? Did you , as Doctor , flux some Usurer , And with your Physick his dull Silver stir ? Or did your Zeal you a Knight-Templar make , To give the Church the Booties you should take ? Or , was it your desire to beg Applause , Or shew affection to the GOOD OLD CAUSE ? Was 't to feed Faction , or uphold the stickle Between the Old Church and New Conventicle ? No , none of these ; but I have hit the thing , It was because You knew I lov'd the King. Ten Crowns at once ! Sir , you 'l suspected be For no good Protestant , you are so free : So much at once ! Sure you ne'er gave before ; Or else , I doubt , mean to do so no more : This is enough to make a man protest Religio Medici to be the best . The Christians for whose sakes we are undone , Would have cry'd out , O'tis too much for one Either to give or take ! What needs this waste ? O how they love to have us keep a Fast ! Five private Meetings ( whereat each four Men In black Coats and white Caps ( you 'l call them then A Teem of Ministers ) have tugg'd all day , Deserving Provender , but scarce got Hay ; Where I my self have drawn my part some hours ) Have not afforded such return as yours , I 'd wish them watch , and keep me sober still ; Not want of guilt in them , nor want of Will In me , but want of Wine does make me lame , Or else I 'd sacrifice them to the flame Of an high-blazing Satyr ; here 's a Man Who ne'er pretended at your Rates , yet can More freely feed us with Coyn and good Dishes Than they , yet that is their Alms , sighs and wishes . O for a Rapture ! how shall I describe The love of thousands to their Reading Tribe ? Who so maintain'd them when they lost their Places , They did not lose one Pimple from their Faces ; But after all , full fraught with Flesh and Flagon , Came forth like Monks , or Priests of Bell and Dragon : One would have judg'd , by their high looks and smells , They had layn-in in Cellars , not in Cells ; Where they grew big and batten'd : for without doubt Some that went Firkins in , came Hogsheads out . But ours in two years time are Skin and Bones , And look like Granhams , or old Apple-Johns : One Lazarus amongst us was too much ; But er 't be long , we all shall look like such ; And when that comes to pass , the World shall see Who are the Ghostly Fathers , They or We : And then our Bellies , without better fare , Will prove as empty as their Noddles are . Though We be silent , our Guts won't be so ; But make a Conventicle as they go : Peace , Colon , peace , and cease thy croaking din ; Thou art condemd'd to be a Chitterlin . Nigardly Puritans ! blush at the odds Betwixt their BONNER's , and our meagre DOD's ; You give your Drink in Thimbles , they in Bowls ; Your Church is poor St. Faiths , but theirs is POWLS : And whilst you Priests and Altars do despise , Your selves prove Priests , and we your Sacrifice . But why do I permit my Muse to whine ? I wish my Brethren all such Cheeks as mine ; And those that wish them well , such Hearts as thine . My Noble BABER ! I have chosen you For my Physician , and my Champion too : Give me sometimes but such a Dose , and I Will ne'er wish other Cordial till I die : And then proclaim you a most Valiant Knight ; Shew but such Metal , though you never fight . FINIS . London , Printed in the Year 1665.