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33824	nan	Mr. Punch's After-Dinner Stories			.txt	text/plain	12338	2066	90	[Illustration: At a dinner given by my Lord Broadacres to some of his "Oh, by the way, Mrs. Hodgkinson, if you should happen to want a really good cook, I know of [Illustration: _Old Jones._ "Yes, my boy, _there's_ wine for you, eh? [Illustration: THINGS ONE WOULD(N'T) RATHER HAVE LEFT UNSAID.--(_In Mrs. Talbot de Vere Skynflynte's drawing-room, after one of her grand [Illustration: _Our Gallant Colonel._ "Your daughters, my dear Mrs. Tympanum, are looking delightful to-night--simply delightful!" [Illustration: A CONNOISSEUR.--_Sir Pompey Bedell._ "This bottle of [Illustration: REPLETION.--_Robert._ "Pudding or cheese, sir?" [Illustration: _Brown_ (_who has been dining at the club with Jones_). [Illustration: BROWN AND JONES OVER THEIR WINE _Old Gentleman._ "Oh, waiter, why is it that a dinner off the joint is [Illustration: "I say, waiter, this salmon cutlet isn't half so good as [Illustration: _Old Gentleman_ (_who has not hurried over his dinner, [Illustration: THE NICE LITTLE DINNER	./cache/33824.txt	./txt/33824.txt