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38586	nan	Mr. Punch's Cockney Humour			.txt	text/plain	14760	2427	94	_'Arry._ "Ain't ye comin' to see the 'orse run for yer money?" [Illustration: "Would you gentlemen like to look at the old church?" "Yer know that young Germin feller as come ter sty in our 'ouse six _Second Cockney._ "The _colonel_, bless yer, 'e's in _an 'ut_." _'Arry._ "T'aint no good miking a fuss about it, yer know, guv'nor! [Illustration: _Toff._ "I say, my boy, would you like to drive me to [Illustration: _'Arry (encountering a shut gate for the first time)._ [Illustration: _Old Lady._ "Dear me, what a nice refined-looking little _Second 'Arry._ I'll tell you a better--"The 'Ave-a-lunch." Come along! Bin dooing the swell pretty proper, I beg to assure yer, old man. I've 'ad 'igh old times on that lay, Charlie, gals, don't yer know, [Illustration: _'Arry (whose "Old Dutch" has been shopping, and has kept [Illustration: "I say, 'Arry, don't we look frights!"] [Illustration: _'Appy 'Arry_--	./cache/38586.txt	./txt/38586.txt