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38683	nan	Mr. Punch's Golf Stories			.txt	text/plain	19731	2250	92	There's some as takes their golf too seerius fer their strength, like words; fer, if yer think of it, a course full of Mister 'Erminius tuppence on the match meself, wif old Washer's caddy, although not very old Washer, did that tremenjus drive; and 'e's a man as only plays 'is One Sunday lately 'e came down wif a frend for an 'ole day's golf. A little success at golf, as I've notised, jenerally makes a man wish Let me diskribe to you a rarnd which 'e played the uther day wiv Mister THE GOLFER'S FRIEND AFTER LONG DRIVES--The Tea-Caddy. come and play at ball with you if you like, my dears." "Oh, I've played on many worse," said Aunt Susannah, looking round her _Caddie._ "He plays gowf awfu' like you, sir!"] A caddie who gets playing with your clubs upon the sly; _Young Lady._ "Why?" _Boy._ "_I've 'eard 'im play golf!!!_"]	./cache/38683.txt	./txt/38683.txt