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43101	Various	Witty Pieces by Witty People A collection of the funniest sayings, best jokes, laughable anecdotes, mirthful stories, etc., extant			.txt	text/plain	32929	3698	93	Most folks know their own minds for a day or two ahead, Mrs. Bowser." "Say, old man, this is a world of change, you know. young man, you want to be a little more keerful how you write things "A fit--I feel one coming on," replied the young man, without emotion. young man said to the foreman: "You don't mind my having fits?" One day a laboring man called at the side door and asked for the loan of Two days later, as Mr. Bowser sat on the front steps, a colored man came After the man had gone, Mr. Bowser came into the house and asked: "You understand," I said, as I got what he wanted, "that I did not ask "Yes, I reckon so," said the old man in no gracious tones, "and if I young man said: "Well, sir, that is true; but the fact is the doctors	./cache/43101.txt	./txt/43101.txt