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1478	Stewart, Donald Ogden	A Parody Outline of History Wherein May Be Found a Curiously Irreverent Treatment of American Historical Events, Imagining Them as They Would Be Narrated by America's Most Characteristic Contemporary Authors			.txt	text/plain	23912	1900	89	how", said Colombo, "is dear Mrs. Thyrston?" mind, my dear Thyrston", said Colombo, "doing that egg trick again?" oversensitive, do you not think, my dear Thyrston", said Colombo, "that to business, and now that I think of it", said Colombo, "I believe that "Now, do you tell me, my dear", said Colombo, after an interval, "why search of the land of my imagining, and I think", said Colombo, "that messire Colombo", said the Queen, "you must come and instruct me often." "Now do not weep, oh Queen", said he, "for I am only Colombo whom men perhaps", said Colombo, "I shall return." But they tell how Queen Isabel And in every generation", said Colombo, "there have been "Come, now," said Colombo, somewhat hurt. "Oh do you think so, Aunt Polly?" said little Elinor and she began to "Why Ella dear, of course General Grant is right," said she, for it was	./cache/1478.txt	./txt/1478.txt