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Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Terry Pratchett	Hogfather			.epub	application/epub+zip	97913	11946	96	'Mister Teatime does not see the world in quite the same way as other people,' said Downey, picking up the picture from his desk and looking at it thoughtfully. 'My great-grandpa went to see the head wizard about it, and he said' he put on a strangled nasal voice which was his idea of how you talked when you'd got an education ' " Oh, there might be some temp'ry inconvenience now, my good man, but just you come back in fifty thousand years." Bloody wizards.' HE ACTUALLY SAYS IN HIS LETTER, 'I BET YOU DON'T EXIST 'COS EVERYONE KNOWS ITS YORE PARENTS.' OH YES, said Death, with what almost sounded like sarcasm, I'M SURE HIS PARENTS ARE JUST IMPATIENT TO BANG THEIR ELBOWS IN TWELVE FEET OF NARROW UNSWEPT CHIMNEY, I DON'T THINK. 'Looked like a lot of other things to me,' said Ridcully.	./cache/Hogfather - Terry Pratchett.epub	./txt/Hogfather - Terry Pratchett.txt