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Amazon.com Review

A new Discworld story is always an event. Terry Pratchett's The Last Hero is unusually short, a 40,000-word "Discworld Fable" rather than a full novel, but is illustrated throughout in sumptuous color by Paul Kidby.

The 160 pages cover the series' longest and most awesome (but still comic) journey yet, a mission to save all Discworld from a new threat. An old threat, actually. Aged warrior Cohen the Barbarian has decided to go out with a bang and take the gods with him. So, with the remnants of his geriatric Silver Horde, he's climbing to the divine retirement home Dunmanifestin with the Discworld equivalent of a nuke--a fifty-pound keg of Agatean Thunder Clay.

This will, for excellent magical reasons, destroy the world.

It's up to Leonard of Quirm, Discworld's da Vinci, to invent the technology that might just beat Cohen to his goal. His unlikely vessel is powered by dragons, crewed by himself and two popular regular characters, and secretly harbors a stowaway. Before long we hear the Discworld version of "Houston, we have a problem...."

Kidby rises splendidly to the challenge of painting both funny faces and cosmic vistas. As Pratchett puts it, The Last Hero "has an extra dimension: some parts of it are written in paint!" New characters include Evil Dark Lord Harry Dread, who started out with "just two lads and his Shed of Doom," and a god so tiresome that his worshippers are forbidden chocolate, ginger, mushrooms and garlic.

Pratchett's story alone is strong and effective, with several hair-raising frissons contrasting with high comedy; Kidby's paintings make it something very special. Not to be missed. --David Langford, Amazon.co.uk

From Publishers Weekly

Cohen the Barbarian, aka the Emperor Ghengiz Cohen, hero of 26 Discworld fables, and his Silver Horde go gentle into any good night? Never. Not even if they're held together by various elasticized supporters and forget where they left their false teeth. The gods unpardonably let Cohen and Co. succumb to old age, and the members of the Horde Boy Willie, Caleb, Truckle and Hamish, who's ("Whut?") stone deaf still want drink, treasure and women, even if they admit they've had to ease back on the last one. Cohen gets a bard to record their one last universe-defying hobble toward immortality, and old age has rarely been so gut-splittingly yet accurately portrayed here, embellished by Paul Kidby's wacky and wicked illustrations. The Horde's last quest is to return the fire Cohen stole long ago from Dunmanifestin, the gods' ultimate Good Address. Unfortunately, that will destroy the magic holding the world together, so Lord Vetinari of Ankh-Morpork "workshops" the situation ("the means by which people who don't know anything get together to pool their ignorance") and sends a dragon-powered vessel crewed by an inventor, a soldier, a wizard and an orangutan librarian to stop Cohen and his tottery Horde. Pratchett lets fly sly volleys at today's civilization and skewers nearly every barbarian-fantasy clich‚ rampant in too many books and films. This far-out farce rollicks along hilariously enough to make the inevitable aging process, if not palatable, at least worth a few good belly laughs. (Nov. 1)Forecast: You don't have to be a fantasy fan to appreciate the marvelous jacket art, depicting a skinny, bald, aged barbarian clutching a sword in one hand and a cane in the other.

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dc:identifier 10cf2dee-2c94-44cb-b107-83914547e74b dc:language en dc:publisher HarperCollins dc:subject ['General', 'Fantasy', 'Fiction', 'Fantasy fiction', 'Epic', 'Discworld (Imaginary place)'] dc:title The Last Hero: A Discworld Fable dcterms:created 2002-08-20T04:00:00+00:00 description

Amazon.com Review

A new Discworld story is always an event. Terry Pratchett's The Last Hero is unusually short, a 40,000-word "Discworld Fable" rather than a full novel, but is illustrated throughout in sumptuous color by Paul Kidby.

The 160 pages cover the series' longest and most awesome (but still comic) journey yet, a mission to save all Discworld from a new threat. An old threat, actually. Aged warrior Cohen the Barbarian has decided to go out with a bang and take the gods with him. So, with the remnants of his geriatric Silver Horde, he's climbing to the divine retirement home Dunmanifestin with the Discworld equivalent of a nuke--a fifty-pound keg of Agatean Thunder Clay.

This will, for excellent magical reasons, destroy the world.

It's up to Leonard of Quirm, Discworld's da Vinci, to invent the technology that might just beat Cohen to his goal. His unlikely vessel is powered by dragons, crewed by himself and two popular regular characters, and secretly harbors a stowaway. Before long we hear the Discworld version of "Houston, we have a problem...."

Kidby rises splendidly to the challenge of painting both funny faces and cosmic vistas. As Pratchett puts it, The Last Hero "has an extra dimension: some parts of it are written in paint!" New characters include Evil Dark Lord Harry Dread, who started out with "just two lads and his Shed of Doom," and a god so tiresome that his worshippers are forbidden chocolate, ginger, mushrooms and garlic.

Pratchett's story alone is strong and effective, with several hair-raising frissons contrasting with high comedy; Kidby's paintings make it something very special. Not to be missed. --David Langford, Amazon.co.uk

From Publishers Weekly

Cohen the Barbarian, aka the Emperor Ghengiz Cohen, hero of 26 Discworld fables, and his Silver Horde go gentle into any good night? Never. Not even if they're held together by various elasticized supporters and forget where they left their false teeth. The gods unpardonably let Cohen and Co. succumb to old age, and the members of the Horde Boy Willie, Caleb, Truckle and Hamish, who's ("Whut?") stone deaf still want drink, treasure and women, even if they admit they've had to ease back on the last one. Cohen gets a bard to record their one last universe-defying hobble toward immortality, and old age has rarely been so gut-splittingly yet accurately portrayed here, embellished by Paul Kidby's wacky and wicked illustrations. The Horde's last quest is to return the fire Cohen stole long ago from Dunmanifestin, the gods' ultimate Good Address. Unfortunately, that will destroy the magic holding the world together, so Lord Vetinari of Ankh-Morpork "workshops" the situation ("the means by which people who don't know anything get together to pool their ignorance") and sends a dragon-powered vessel crewed by an inventor, a soldier, a wizard and an orangutan librarian to stop Cohen and his tottery Horde. Pratchett lets fly sly volleys at today's civilization and skewers nearly every barbarian-fantasy clich‚ rampant in too many books and films. This far-out farce rollicks along hilariously enough to make the inevitable aging process, if not palatable, at least worth a few good belly laughs. (Nov. 1)Forecast: You don't have to be a fantasy fan to appreciate the marvelous jacket art, depicting a skinny, bald, aged barbarian clutching a sword in one hand and a cane in the other.

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Grade 5-7–In this sequel to Only You Can Save Mankind (HarperCollins, 2005), 12-year-old Johnny discovers that he can see, hear, and communicate with spirits in the town cemetery. The cemetery, the only spot of unblighted land in the town, is about to be bulldozed and developed by a large corporation, so Johnny and his friends set about trying to save it (and its denizens) from destruction. Unfortunately, no one particularly famous was ever buried there, so the boys' publicity plan seems doomed–until the dead take things into their own innovative and rebellious hands, and Johnny finds the courage to take a stand against all odds. Fans of Gregory Maguire's books will appreciate the tongue-in-cheek tone and wry humor, and the quarrelsome yet friendly chatter among the dead spirits is reminiscent of Eva Ibbotson's titles. The plot (kids versus big corporation, à la Carl Hiassen) is tied up rather too neatly, but that's beside the point. Readers will take immense pleasure in the jokes, some broad and some subtle and dry, that come sailing at them from all sides. This book stands alone easily, but after reading it, kids will want the first one._–Eva Mitnick, Los Angeles Public Library_
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Gr. 5-8. In the previous volume of the Johnny Maxwell trilogy, Only You Can Save Mankind (2005), aliens solicited Johnny's help. Here Johnny is buttonholed by dead people worried about a developer's plans to bulldoze their cemetery. Assisted by three skeptical but loyal sidekicks, Johnny delves into city history and mounts an eloquent plea for preservation, while the ghosts revel in modern technology and pop culture. Aspects of the telling are imperfectly blended, especially the thread involving Johnny's ineffable sense of connection to a local battalion decimated in World War I. Nonetheless, Pratchett's fans will revel in the idiosyncratic touches, such as the quirky euphemisms for dead ("breathily challenged," "post-senior citizens"), and his thematic juggling act, which incorporates wit and slapstick, philosophies of the afterlife, and a gritty view of a struggling, working-class community ("The point about being dead in this town is that it's probably hard to tell the difference"). First published in England in the early 1990s, which accounts for some dated references, the trilogy was previously available to U.S. readers only in a book-club edition. Jennifer Mattson
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Grade 5-7–In this sequel to Only You Can Save Mankind (HarperCollins, 2005), 12-year-old Johnny discovers that he can see, hear, and communicate with spirits in the town cemetery. The cemetery, the only spot of unblighted land in the town, is about to be bulldozed and developed by a large corporation, so Johnny and his friends set about trying to save it (and its denizens) from destruction. Unfortunately, no one particularly famous was ever buried there, so the boys' publicity plan seems doomed–until the dead take things into their own innovative and rebellious hands, and Johnny finds the courage to take a stand against all odds. Fans of Gregory Maguire's books will appreciate the tongue-in-cheek tone and wry humor, and the quarrelsome yet friendly chatter among the dead spirits is reminiscent of Eva Ibbotson's titles. The plot (kids versus big corporation, à la Carl Hiassen) is tied up rather too neatly, but that's beside the point. Readers will take immense pleasure in the jokes, some broad and some subtle and dry, that come sailing at them from all sides. This book stands alone easily, but after reading it, kids will want the first one._–Eva Mitnick, Los Angeles Public Library_
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Gr. 5-8. In the previous volume of the Johnny Maxwell trilogy, Only You Can Save Mankind (2005), aliens solicited Johnny's help. Here Johnny is buttonholed by dead people worried about a developer's plans to bulldoze their cemetery. Assisted by three skeptical but loyal sidekicks, Johnny delves into city history and mounts an eloquent plea for preservation, while the ghosts revel in modern technology and pop culture. Aspects of the telling are imperfectly blended, especially the thread involving Johnny's ineffable sense of connection to a local battalion decimated in World War I. Nonetheless, Pratchett's fans will revel in the idiosyncratic touches, such as the quirky euphemisms for dead ("breathily challenged," "post-senior citizens"), and his thematic juggling act, which incorporates wit and slapstick, philosophies of the afterlife, and a gritty view of a struggling, working-class community ("The point about being dead in this town is that it's probably hard to tell the difference"). First published in England in the early 1990s, which accounts for some dated references, the trilogy was previously available to U.S. readers only in a book-club edition. Jennifer Mattson
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Grade 5–8—This trilogy ends with a bang. Having stumbled upon a way to travel through time, Johnny knows exactly when a German bomb will be dropped on his English village. Time travel turns out to be tricky, however, as it takes Johnny and his friends several trips to alter history just enough to save their town, but also to ensure that everything stays the same when they return home. Adding to the suspense is the imaginative vehicle of a crazy bag lady's squeaky cart to time travel, often with unpredictable results. The climax is reached at rocket speed as Johnny becomes increasingly aware of the many dimensions of time and ultimately relies on this ability to save the townsfolk. Pratchett deftly weaves alternate realities together to form a satisfying conclusion, keeping confusion at bay by treating the weightier issues of time travel with his trademark humor. Alternating between 1990s Britain and World War II, he offers plenty for thoughtful readers to mull over even as he pokes fun at the genre. While there is little connection to the other books in the series, Johnny's quirky sidekicks are back, each sidesplittingly portrayed and effectively advancing the plot. It is Johnny who cares most about the effect the war will have on his sleepy town, and up until the very last page, readers will, too.—_Emily Rodriguez, Alachua County Library District, Gainesville, FL_
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“Complex, funny and, above all, impassioned.” (Kirkus Reviews )

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Grade 5–8—This trilogy ends with a bang. Having stumbled upon a way to travel through time, Johnny knows exactly when a German bomb will be dropped on his English village. Time travel turns out to be tricky, however, as it takes Johnny and his friends several trips to alter history just enough to save their town, but also to ensure that everything stays the same when they return home. Adding to the suspense is the imaginative vehicle of a crazy bag lady's squeaky cart to time travel, often with unpredictable results. The climax is reached at rocket speed as Johnny becomes increasingly aware of the many dimensions of time and ultimately relies on this ability to save the townsfolk. Pratchett deftly weaves alternate realities together to form a satisfying conclusion, keeping confusion at bay by treating the weightier issues of time travel with his trademark humor. Alternating between 1990s Britain and World War II, he offers plenty for thoughtful readers to mull over even as he pokes fun at the genre. While there is little connection to the other books in the series, Johnny's quirky sidekicks are back, each sidesplittingly portrayed and effectively advancing the plot. It is Johnny who cares most about the effect the war will have on his sleepy town, and up until the very last page, readers will, too.—_Emily Rodriguez, Alachua County Library District, Gainesville, FL_
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“Complex, funny and, above all, impassioned.” (Kirkus Reviews )

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Review

"Unadulterated fun...Witty, frequently hilarious." -- _San Francisco Chronicle_

Product Description

Terry Pratchett's profoundly irreverent novels are consistent number one bestsellers in England, where they have garnered him a revered position in the halls of parody next to Mark Twain, Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Adams, and Carl Hiaasen.

In The Light Fantastic only one individual can save the world from a disastrous collision. Unfortunately, the hero happens to be the singularly inept wizard Rincewind, who was last seen falling off the edge of the world...

dc:identifier f48cfd82-b149-485f-86bf-ff36ab6a390d dc:language en dc:publisher HarperCollins dc:subject ['Fantasy', 'Fantasy fiction', 'Fiction', 'General', 'Epic', 'Discworld (Imaginary place)'] dc:title The Light Fantastic dcterms:created 2000-02-18T05:00:00+00:00 description

Review

"Unadulterated fun...Witty, frequently hilarious." -- _San Francisco Chronicle_

Product Description

Terry Pratchett's profoundly irreverent novels are consistent number one bestsellers in England, where they have garnered him a revered position in the halls of parody next to Mark Twain, Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Adams, and Carl Hiaasen.

In The Light Fantastic only one individual can save the world from a disastrous collision. Unfortunately, the hero happens to be the singularly inept wizard Rincewind, who was last seen falling off the edge of the world...

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From Publishers Weekly

For this outrageously cheeky tale, British writer Pratchett pairs a dynamite plot with memorable characters a group of intelligent rats sporting such monikers as Hamnpork, Big Savings and Darktan (they've been foraging in the University of Wizards' garbage dump and come up with "the kind of name you gave yourself if you learned to read before you understood what all the words actually meant"), plus a "stupid-looking kid" with a flute and a criminal kitty mastermind named Maurice. The motley con artists' pied piper scam is highly successful until the rats develop a conscience. Reluctantly, they agree to one final heist, but in the town of Bad Blintz things go horribly, hilariously wrong. First, they're twigged by Malicia Grim (granddaughter and grand-niece of the Sisters Grim), then they encounter a pair of conniving rat-catchers, a real pied piper and an evil something lurking in the town's cellars. They triumph, of course, and there's even a glimmer of redemption for the deliciously self-centered Maurice, who tackles the "Grim Squeaker" and bargains for the life of his rat comrade Dangerous Beans. In the end, while the others settle down, Maurice hits the road and is last seen approaching another "stupid-looking kid" with a money-making proposition. Could this mean more tales to come? Readers will eagerly hope so. Ages 12-up.

Copyright 2001 Cahners Business Information, Inc.

From School Library Journal

Grade 7 Up-In this laugh-out-loud fantasy, his first "Discworld" novel for younger readers, Pratchett rethinks a classic story and comes up with a winner. His unforgettable characters include Maurice, a scheming and cranky but ultimately warmhearted cat; Keith, a young musician who isn't as dumb as he looks; and half a dozen intelligent rats with personalities all their own. Their plan is simple. The rats steal food, frighten ladies, "widdle" in the cream, and generally make nuisances of themselves. When the town advertises for a piper, Keith appears to lead the rats away, and they all meet up later to divide the loot. It works like a charm until the conspirators stumble into Bad Blintz, a village with not a single "regular" rat to be found. As Maurice's band of rodents poke around in the town sewers, Keith befriends the mayor's daughter, a ditzy girl with a head full of stories. When the humans are captured by evil rat catchers, it's up to Maurice and his crew to save the day. Pratchett's trademark puns, allusions, and one-liners abound. The rats, who grew intelligent after eating magic-contaminated trash behind a university for wizards, now tackle major questions of morality, philosophy, and religion. Despite the humorous tone of the novel, there are some genuinely frightening moments, too, as the heroes confront a telepathic Rat King in the bowels of Bad Blintz. Readers who enjoyed Robert C. O'Brien's Mrs. Frisby & the Rats of NIMH (Atheneum, 1971) and Richard Adams's Watership Down (Macmillan, 1974) will love this story. A not-to-be-missed delight.
Miranda Doyle, San Francisco Public Library
Copyright 2001 Reed Business Information, Inc.

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From Publishers Weekly

For this outrageously cheeky tale, British writer Pratchett pairs a dynamite plot with memorable characters a group of intelligent rats sporting such monikers as Hamnpork, Big Savings and Darktan (they've been foraging in the University of Wizards' garbage dump and come up with "the kind of name you gave yourself if you learned to read before you understood what all the words actually meant"), plus a "stupid-looking kid" with a flute and a criminal kitty mastermind named Maurice. The motley con artists' pied piper scam is highly successful until the rats develop a conscience. Reluctantly, they agree to one final heist, but in the town of Bad Blintz things go horribly, hilariously wrong. First, they're twigged by Malicia Grim (granddaughter and grand-niece of the Sisters Grim), then they encounter a pair of conniving rat-catchers, a real pied piper and an evil something lurking in the town's cellars. They triumph, of course, and there's even a glimmer of redemption for the deliciously self-centered Maurice, who tackles the "Grim Squeaker" and bargains for the life of his rat comrade Dangerous Beans. In the end, while the others settle down, Maurice hits the road and is last seen approaching another "stupid-looking kid" with a money-making proposition. Could this mean more tales to come? Readers will eagerly hope so. Ages 12-up.

Copyright 2001 Cahners Business Information, Inc.

From School Library Journal

Grade 7 Up-In this laugh-out-loud fantasy, his first "Discworld" novel for younger readers, Pratchett rethinks a classic story and comes up with a winner. His unforgettable characters include Maurice, a scheming and cranky but ultimately warmhearted cat; Keith, a young musician who isn't as dumb as he looks; and half a dozen intelligent rats with personalities all their own. Their plan is simple. The rats steal food, frighten ladies, "widdle" in the cream, and generally make nuisances of themselves. When the town advertises for a piper, Keith appears to lead the rats away, and they all meet up later to divide the loot. It works like a charm until the conspirators stumble into Bad Blintz, a village with not a single "regular" rat to be found. As Maurice's band of rodents poke around in the town sewers, Keith befriends the mayor's daughter, a ditzy girl with a head full of stories. When the humans are captured by evil rat catchers, it's up to Maurice and his crew to save the day. Pratchett's trademark puns, allusions, and one-liners abound. The rats, who grew intelligent after eating magic-contaminated trash behind a university for wizards, now tackle major questions of morality, philosophy, and religion. Despite the humorous tone of the novel, there are some genuinely frightening moments, too, as the heroes confront a telepathic Rat King in the bowels of Bad Blintz. Readers who enjoyed Robert C. O'Brien's Mrs. Frisby & the Rats of NIMH (Atheneum, 1971) and Richard Adams's Watership Down (Macmillan, 1974) will love this story. A not-to-be-missed delight.
Miranda Doyle, San Francisco Public Library
Copyright 2001 Reed Business Information, Inc.

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Review

“One of the most interesting and critically underrated novelists we have … The Folklore of Discworld — co-authored with the eminent folklorist Jacqueline Simpson — emphasizes his irreverence and drollery.”
The Times

“Pratchett is, like Mark Twain or Jonathan Swift, not just a great writer but also an original thinker … funny, exciting, lighthearted and, like all the best comedy, very serious.”
Guardian

Product Description

Terry Pratchett joins up with a leading folklorist to reveal the legends, myths and customs of Discworld, together with helpful hints from Planet Earth.

Most of us grew up having always known when to touch wood or cross our fingers, and what happens when a princess kisses a frog or a boy pulls a sword from a stone, yet sadly some of these things are beginning to be forgotten. Legends, myths, and fairy tales: our world is made up of the stories we told ourselves about where we came from and how we got here. It is the same on Discworld, except that beings, which on Earth are creatures of the imagination — like vampires, trolls, witches and, possibly, gods — are real, alive and, in some cases kicking, on the Disc.

In The Folklore of Discworld, Terry Pratchett teams up with leading British folklorist Jacqueline Simpson to take an irreverent yet illuminating look at the living myths and folklore that are reflected, celebrated and affectionately libelled in the uniquely imaginative universe of Discworld.

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Review

“One of the most interesting and critically underrated novelists we have … The Folklore of Discworld — co-authored with the eminent folklorist Jacqueline Simpson — emphasizes his irreverence and drollery.”
The Times

“Pratchett is, like Mark Twain or Jonathan Swift, not just a great writer but also an original thinker … funny, exciting, lighthearted and, like all the best comedy, very serious.”
Guardian

Product Description

Terry Pratchett joins up with a leading folklorist to reveal the legends, myths and customs of Discworld, together with helpful hints from Planet Earth.

Most of us grew up having always known when to touch wood or cross our fingers, and what happens when a princess kisses a frog or a boy pulls a sword from a stone, yet sadly some of these things are beginning to be forgotten. Legends, myths, and fairy tales: our world is made up of the stories we told ourselves about where we came from and how we got here. It is the same on Discworld, except that beings, which on Earth are creatures of the imagination — like vampires, trolls, witches and, possibly, gods — are real, alive and, in some cases kicking, on the Disc.

In The Folklore of Discworld, Terry Pratchett teams up with leading British folklorist Jacqueline Simpson to take an irreverent yet illuminating look at the living myths and folklore that are reflected, celebrated and affectionately libelled in the uniquely imaginative universe of Discworld.

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Review

“When the least they could do to you was everything, then the most they could do to you suddenly held no terror.” –From, Small Gods

“A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.”
–From, The Fifth Elephant

Product Description

For more than two decades, Terry Pratchett has been regaling readers with tales of Discworld--a flat world balanced on the backs of four elephants, which are standing on the back of a giant turtle, flying through space. It is a world populated by ineffectual wizards and sharp-as-tacks witches, by tired policemen and devious dictators, by reformed thieves and vampires who have sworn to drink no blood. It is a world that is vastly different from our own . . . except when it isn't.

Now, in The Wit and Wisdom of Discworld, various nuggets of Pratchett's witty commentary and sagacious observations have been compiled by Pratchett expert Stephen Briggs, a man who, they say, knows even more about Discworld than Terry Pratchett.

Within these pages, you'll find musings on:

dc:identifier 30e3fa21-fad3-40fa-8a70-a00c7977c115 dc:language en dc:publisher Harper Collins dc:title The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld dcterms:created 2007-07-03T10:00:00+00:00 description

Review

“When the least they could do to you was everything, then the most they could do to you suddenly held no terror.” –From, Small Gods

“A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.”
–From, The Fifth Elephant

Product Description

For more than two decades, Terry Pratchett has been regaling readers with tales of Discworld--a flat world balanced on the backs of four elephants, which are standing on the back of a giant turtle, flying through space. It is a world populated by ineffectual wizards and sharp-as-tacks witches, by tired policemen and devious dictators, by reformed thieves and vampires who have sworn to drink no blood. It is a world that is vastly different from our own . . . except when it isn't.

Now, in The Wit and Wisdom of Discworld, various nuggets of Pratchett's witty commentary and sagacious observations have been compiled by Pratchett expert Stephen Briggs, a man who, they say, knows even more about Discworld than Terry Pratchett.

Within these pages, you'll find musings on:

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Amazon.com Review

Nine-year-old Tiffany Aching needs magic--fast! Her sticky little brother Wentworth has been spirited away by the evil Queen of faerie, and it’s up to her to get him back safely. Having already decided to grow up to be a witch, now all Tiffany has to do is find her power. But she quickly learns that it’s not all black cats and broomsticks. According to her witchy mentor Miss Tick, "Witches don’t use magic unless they really have to...We do other things. A witch pays attention to everything that’s going on...A witch uses her head...A witch always has a piece of string!" Luckily, besides her trusty string, Tiffany’s also got the Nac Mac Feegles, or the Wee Free Men on her side. Small, blue, and heavily tattooed, the Feegles love nothing more than a good fight except maybe a drop of strong drink! Tiffany, heavily armed with an iron skillet, the feisty Feegles, and a talking toad on loan from Miss Tick, is a formidable adversary. But the Queen has a few tricks of her own, most of them deadly. Tiffany and the Feegles might get more than they bargained for on the flip side of Faerie! Prolific fantasy author Terry Pratchett has served up another delicious helping of his famed Discworld fare. The not-quite-teen set will delight in the Feegles’ spicy, irreverent dialogue and Tiffany’s salty determination. Novices to Pratchett’s prose will find much to like here, and quickly go back to devour the rest of his Discworld offerings. Scrumptiously recommended. (Ages 10 to 14) --Jennifer Hubert

From School Library Journal

Grade 5-7-Tiffany, an extremely competent nine-year-old, takes care of her irritating brother, makes good cheese on her father's farm, and knows how to keep secrets. When monsters from Fairyland invade her world and her brother disappears, Tiffany, armed only with her courage, clear-sightedness, a manual of sheep diseases, and an iron frying pan, goes off to find him. Her search leads her to a showdown with the Fairy Queen. It is clear from the beginning that Tiffany is a witch, and a mighty powerful one. The book is full of witty dialogue and a wacky cast of characters, including a toad (formerly a lawyer). Much of the humor is supplied by the alcohol-swilling, sheep-stealing pictsies, the Wee Free Men of the title, who are six-inches high and speak in a broad Scottish brogue. (The fact that readers will not understand some of the dialect won't matter, as Tiffany doesn't understand either, and it is all part of the joke.) These terrors of the fairy world are Tiffany's allies, and she becomes their temporary leader as they help her search for the Fairy Queen. Once the story moves into Fairyland it becomes more complex, with different levels of dream states (or, rather, nightmares) and reality interweaving. Tiffany's witchcraft eschews the flamboyant tricks of wizards; it is quiet, inconspicuous magic, grounded in the earth and tempered with compassion, wisdom, and justice for common folk. Not as outrageous and perhaps not as inventive as The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents (HarperCollins, 2001), The Wee Free Men has a deeper, more human interest and is likely to have wider appeal. All in all, this is a funny and thought-provoking fantasy, with powerfully visual scenes and characters that remain with readers. A glorious read.
Sue Giffard, Ethical Culture Fieldston School, New York City
Copyright 2003 Reed Business Information, Inc.

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Amazon.com Review

Nine-year-old Tiffany Aching needs magic--fast! Her sticky little brother Wentworth has been spirited away by the evil Queen of faerie, and it’s up to her to get him back safely. Having already decided to grow up to be a witch, now all Tiffany has to do is find her power. But she quickly learns that it’s not all black cats and broomsticks. According to her witchy mentor Miss Tick, "Witches don’t use magic unless they really have to...We do other things. A witch pays attention to everything that’s going on...A witch uses her head...A witch always has a piece of string!" Luckily, besides her trusty string, Tiffany’s also got the Nac Mac Feegles, or the Wee Free Men on her side. Small, blue, and heavily tattooed, the Feegles love nothing more than a good fight except maybe a drop of strong drink! Tiffany, heavily armed with an iron skillet, the feisty Feegles, and a talking toad on loan from Miss Tick, is a formidable adversary. But the Queen has a few tricks of her own, most of them deadly. Tiffany and the Feegles might get more than they bargained for on the flip side of Faerie! Prolific fantasy author Terry Pratchett has served up another delicious helping of his famed Discworld fare. The not-quite-teen set will delight in the Feegles’ spicy, irreverent dialogue and Tiffany’s salty determination. Novices to Pratchett’s prose will find much to like here, and quickly go back to devour the rest of his Discworld offerings. Scrumptiously recommended. (Ages 10 to 14) --Jennifer Hubert

From School Library Journal

Grade 5-7-Tiffany, an extremely competent nine-year-old, takes care of her irritating brother, makes good cheese on her father's farm, and knows how to keep secrets. When monsters from Fairyland invade her world and her brother disappears, Tiffany, armed only with her courage, clear-sightedness, a manual of sheep diseases, and an iron frying pan, goes off to find him. Her search leads her to a showdown with the Fairy Queen. It is clear from the beginning that Tiffany is a witch, and a mighty powerful one. The book is full of witty dialogue and a wacky cast of characters, including a toad (formerly a lawyer). Much of the humor is supplied by the alcohol-swilling, sheep-stealing pictsies, the Wee Free Men of the title, who are six-inches high and speak in a broad Scottish brogue. (The fact that readers will not understand some of the dialect won't matter, as Tiffany doesn't understand either, and it is all part of the joke.) These terrors of the fairy world are Tiffany's allies, and she becomes their temporary leader as they help her search for the Fairy Queen. Once the story moves into Fairyland it becomes more complex, with different levels of dream states (or, rather, nightmares) and reality interweaving. Tiffany's witchcraft eschews the flamboyant tricks of wizards; it is quiet, inconspicuous magic, grounded in the earth and tempered with compassion, wisdom, and justice for common folk. Not as outrageous and perhaps not as inventive as The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents (HarperCollins, 2001), The Wee Free Men has a deeper, more human interest and is likely to have wider appeal. All in all, this is a funny and thought-provoking fantasy, with powerfully visual scenes and characters that remain with readers. A glorious read.
Sue Giffard, Ethical Culture Fieldston School, New York City
Copyright 2003 Reed Business Information, Inc.

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Review

"Superb popular entertainment." -- _-- _Washington Post Book World

"Truly original...Discworld is more complicated and satisfactory than OZ...Brilliant!" -- -- A.S. Byatt

Product Description

Terry's Pratchett's profoundly irreverent novels are consistent number one bestsellers in England, where they have catapulted him into the highest echelons of parody next to Mark Twain, Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Adams, and Carl Hiaasen.

Meet Granny Weatherwx, the most highly regarded non-leader a coven of non-social witches could ever have. Generally, these loners don't get involved in anything, mush less royal intrigue. but then there are those times they can't help it. As Granny Weatherwzx is about to discover, though, it's a lot harder to stir up trouble in the castle than some theatrical types would have you think. Even when you've got a few unexpected spells up your sleave.

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Review

"Superb popular entertainment." -- _-- _Washington Post Book World

"Truly original...Discworld is more complicated and satisfactory than OZ...Brilliant!" -- -- A.S. Byatt

Product Description

Terry's Pratchett's profoundly irreverent novels are consistent number one bestsellers in England, where they have catapulted him into the highest echelons of parody next to Mark Twain, Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Adams, and Carl Hiaasen.

Meet Granny Weatherwx, the most highly regarded non-leader a coven of non-social witches could ever have. Generally, these loners don't get involved in anything, mush less royal intrigue. but then there are those times they can't help it. As Granny Weatherwzx is about to discover, though, it's a lot harder to stir up trouble in the castle than some theatrical types would have you think. Even when you've got a few unexpected spells up your sleave.

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From School Library Journal

Grade 6 Up–Winter must die, and Summer must sink into the ground; it is all part of the Story, and Tiffany Aching has danced into the middle of it. On the last day of autumn, Tiffany travels to the woods to witness the Black Morris, the traditional dance of the gods heralding the arrival of winter. In a moment of heedless excitement, her rollicking feet draw her to the music, and she crashes headlong into the Wintersmith. He is fascinated by the girl and proceeds to court her in his own fashion–all the snowflakes are made in her image and giant Tiffany-shaped icebergs appear in the sea. Meanwhile, Tiffany begins to show characteristics of the goddess Summer–the touch of her bare feet makes things grow. All the attention from the Wintersmith would be quite flattering were it not for the deadly winter that threatens the shepherds of the Chalk. As the situation is very dangerous and death is certain, the Nac Mac Feegles (along with an especially lively cheese named Horace) are directly in the fray protecting their big wee hag along with Annagramma, Granny Weatherwax, Miss Tick, and other favorites from past adventures. All are skillfully characterized; even the Wintersmith elicits sympathy as he joyfully buries the world in snow in his attempt to win Tiffany. Replete with dry and intelligent humor, this latest in the series is sure to delight._–Heather M. Campbell, Philip S. Miller Library, Castle Rock, CO_
Copyright © Reed Business Information, a division of Reed Elsevier Inc. All rights reserved.

From

Starred Review Here's the third Discworld story for younger readers in a series that began with The Wee Free Men (2003) and continued in A Hat Full of Sky (2004). Despite a stern warning from Miss Treason, the eccentric witch from whom 13-year-old Tiffany Aching is learning her craft, the girl has gone and danced with the wrong men. Having inserted herself into a dark reverse Morris dance in which summer and winter achieve their seasonal balance, Tiffany has attracted the amorous attentions of the Wintersmith. To express his ardor, he brings his chilly powers to bear, replete with Tiffany-shaped snowflakes burying the world in the rising drifts of his infatuation. While Granny Weatherwax, Miss Perspicacia Tick, and sundry veteran witches work with Tiffany to restrain the Wintersmith's zeal, the Wee Free Men set off to fetch a Hero to assist Tiffany, along the way adopting a cantankerous blue cheese. Add an assortment of junior witches-in-training, and yet another rollicking, clever, and quite charming adventure is brought to readers, who will find themselves delighted again--or for the first time--by Pratchett's exuberant storytelling. Holly Koelling
Copyright © American Library Association. All rights reserved

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From School Library Journal

Grade 6 Up–Winter must die, and Summer must sink into the ground; it is all part of the Story, and Tiffany Aching has danced into the middle of it. On the last day of autumn, Tiffany travels to the woods to witness the Black Morris, the traditional dance of the gods heralding the arrival of winter. In a moment of heedless excitement, her rollicking feet draw her to the music, and she crashes headlong into the Wintersmith. He is fascinated by the girl and proceeds to court her in his own fashion–all the snowflakes are made in her image and giant Tiffany-shaped icebergs appear in the sea. Meanwhile, Tiffany begins to show characteristics of the goddess Summer–the touch of her bare feet makes things grow. All the attention from the Wintersmith would be quite flattering were it not for the deadly winter that threatens the shepherds of the Chalk. As the situation is very dangerous and death is certain, the Nac Mac Feegles (along with an especially lively cheese named Horace) are directly in the fray protecting their big wee hag along with Annagramma, Granny Weatherwax, Miss Tick, and other favorites from past adventures. All are skillfully characterized; even the Wintersmith elicits sympathy as he joyfully buries the world in snow in his attempt to win Tiffany. Replete with dry and intelligent humor, this latest in the series is sure to delight._–Heather M. Campbell, Philip S. Miller Library, Castle Rock, CO_
Copyright © Reed Business Information, a division of Reed Elsevier Inc. All rights reserved.

From

Starred Review Here's the third Discworld story for younger readers in a series that began with The Wee Free Men (2003) and continued in A Hat Full of Sky (2004). Despite a stern warning from Miss Treason, the eccentric witch from whom 13-year-old Tiffany Aching is learning her craft, the girl has gone and danced with the wrong men. Having inserted herself into a dark reverse Morris dance in which summer and winter achieve their seasonal balance, Tiffany has attracted the amorous attentions of the Wintersmith. To express his ardor, he brings his chilly powers to bear, replete with Tiffany-shaped snowflakes burying the world in the rising drifts of his infatuation. While Granny Weatherwax, Miss Perspicacia Tick, and sundry veteran witches work with Tiffany to restrain the Wintersmith's zeal, the Wee Free Men set off to fetch a Hero to assist Tiffany, along the way adopting a cantankerous blue cheese. Add an assortment of junior witches-in-training, and yet another rollicking, clever, and quite charming adventure is brought to readers, who will find themselves delighted again--or for the first time--by Pratchett's exuberant storytelling. Holly Koelling
Copyright © American Library Association. All rights reserved

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SUMMARY:
"May you live in interesting times" is the worst thing one can wish on a citizen of Discworld -- especially on the distinctly unmagical sorcerer Rincewind, who has had far too much perilous excitement in his life. But when a request for a "Great Wizzard" arrives in Ankh-Morpork via carrier albatross from the faraway Counterweight Continent, it's he who's sent as emissary. Chaos threatens to follow the impending demise of the Agatean Empire's current ruler. And, for some incomprehensible reason, someone believes Rincewind will have a mythic role in the war and wholesale bloodletting that will surely ensue. (Carnage is pretty much a given, since Cohen the Barbarian and his extremely elderly Silver Horde are busily formulating their own plan for looting, pillaging, and, er, looking wistfully at girls.) However, Rincewind firmly believes there are too many heroes already in the world, yet only one Rincewind. And he owes it to the world to keep that one alive for as long as possible.

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SUMMARY:
"May you live in interesting times" is the worst thing one can wish on a citizen of Discworld -- especially on the distinctly unmagical sorcerer Rincewind, who has had far too much perilous excitement in his life. But when a request for a "Great Wizzard" arrives in Ankh-Morpork via carrier albatross from the faraway Counterweight Continent, it's he who's sent as emissary. Chaos threatens to follow the impending demise of the Agatean Empire's current ruler. And, for some incomprehensible reason, someone believes Rincewind will have a mythic role in the war and wholesale bloodletting that will surely ensue. (Carnage is pretty much a given, since Cohen the Barbarian and his extremely elderly Silver Horde are busily formulating their own plan for looting, pillaging, and, er, looking wistfully at girls.) However, Rincewind firmly believes there are too many heroes already in the world, yet only one Rincewind. And he owes it to the world to keep that one alive for as long as possible.

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Review

'A true orginal among contemporary writers' - The Times. 'His jokes are the best thing since Wodehouse. His comic footnotes are still glorious' - The Time. 'Pratchett's writing is a constant delight. No-one mixes the fantastical and mundane to better comic effect or offers sharper insights into the absurdities of modern endeavour' - Daily Mail"

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Be careful what you wish for...

Once upon a time there was a fairy godmother named Desiderata who had a good heart, a wise head, and poor planning skills--which unforunately left the Princess Emberella in the care of her other (not quite so good and wise) godmother when DEATH came for Desiderata. So now it's up to Magrat Garlick, Granny Weatherwax, and Nanny Ogg to hop on broomsticks and make for far-distant Genua to ensure the servant girl doesn't marry the Prince.

But the road to Genua is bumpy, and along the way the trio of witches encounters the occasional vampire, werewolf, and falling house (well this is a fairy tale, after all). The trouble really begins once these reluctant foster-godmothers arrive in Genua and must outwit their power-hungry counterpart who'll stop at nothing to achieve a proper "happy ending"--even if it means destroying a kingdom.

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'A true orginal among contemporary writers' - The Times. 'His jokes are the best thing since Wodehouse. His comic footnotes are still glorious' - The Time. 'Pratchett's writing is a constant delight. No-one mixes the fantastical and mundane to better comic effect or offers sharper insights into the absurdities of modern endeavour' - Daily Mail"

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Be careful what you wish for...

Once upon a time there was a fairy godmother named Desiderata who had a good heart, a wise head, and poor planning skills--which unforunately left the Princess Emberella in the care of her other (not quite so good and wise) godmother when DEATH came for Desiderata. So now it's up to Magrat Garlick, Granny Weatherwax, and Nanny Ogg to hop on broomsticks and make for far-distant Genua to ensure the servant girl doesn't marry the Prince.

But the road to Genua is bumpy, and along the way the trio of witches encounters the occasional vampire, werewolf, and falling house (well this is a fairy tale, after all). The trouble really begins once these reluctant foster-godmothers arrive in Genua and must outwit their power-hungry counterpart who'll stop at nothing to achieve a proper "happy ending"--even if it means destroying a kingdom.

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Amazon.com Review

Terry Pratchett's 22nd The Last Continent, is a lighthearted tour of the fantasy land of Fourecks, a very Australian sort of place, with brief courses in theoretical physics and evolution thrown in for good measure. Pratchett returns to his first Discworld protagonist, the inept and cowardly wizard Rincewind, who habitually runs into trouble as fast as he flees. Rincewind's arrival in Fourecks has distorted the space-time continuum, and he has to sort it out before the whole place dries up and blows away. The situation is complicated because the actual problem is located 30,000 years in the past--just where the Faculty of the Unseen University currently are. Pretty frightening, given "the true wizard's instinct to amble aimlessly into dangerous places," and then "stop and argue ... about exactly what kind of danger it [is]."

If you're baffled by all this, no worries, mate. You needn't have read Pratchett before--not even the five previous Discworld novels starring Rincewind (__, , , , and )--to enjoy this latest romp. Nor to have visited Australia. When you finish, however, you'll likely want to rush out and do both. --Nona Vero

Review

"Consistently, inventively mad...wild and wonderful!" -- _-- _Isaac Asimov's Science Fiction Magazine

"If I were making my list of Best Books of the Twentieth Century, Terry Pratchett's would be ost of them" -- _-- _Elizabeth Peters

"Superb popular entertainment" -- _-- _Washingtom Post Book World

"Unadulterated fun... witty, frequently hilarious.... Pratchett parodies everything in sight." -- _San Francisco Chronicle _

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Amazon.com Review

Terry Pratchett's 22nd The Last Continent, is a lighthearted tour of the fantasy land of Fourecks, a very Australian sort of place, with brief courses in theoretical physics and evolution thrown in for good measure. Pratchett returns to his first Discworld protagonist, the inept and cowardly wizard Rincewind, who habitually runs into trouble as fast as he flees. Rincewind's arrival in Fourecks has distorted the space-time continuum, and he has to sort it out before the whole place dries up and blows away. The situation is complicated because the actual problem is located 30,000 years in the past--just where the Faculty of the Unseen University currently are. Pretty frightening, given "the true wizard's instinct to amble aimlessly into dangerous places," and then "stop and argue ... about exactly what kind of danger it [is]."

If you're baffled by all this, no worries, mate. You needn't have read Pratchett before--not even the five previous Discworld novels starring Rincewind (__, , , , and )--to enjoy this latest romp. Nor to have visited Australia. When you finish, however, you'll likely want to rush out and do both. --Nona Vero

Review

"Consistently, inventively mad...wild and wonderful!" -- _-- _Isaac Asimov's Science Fiction Magazine

"If I were making my list of Best Books of the Twentieth Century, Terry Pratchett's would be ost of them" -- _-- _Elizabeth Peters

"Superb popular entertainment" -- _-- _Washingtom Post Book World

"Unadulterated fun... witty, frequently hilarious.... Pratchett parodies everything in sight." -- _San Francisco Chronicle _

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Amazon.com Review

Discworld is an extragavanza--among much else, it has billions of gods. "They swarm as thick as herring roe," writes Terry Pratchett in Small Gods, the 13th book in the series. Where there are gods galore, there are priests, high and low, and... there are novices. Brutha is a novice with little chance to become a priest--thinking does not come easily to him, although believing does. But it is to Brutha that the great god Om manifests, in the lowly form of a tortoise. --Blaise Selby

Review

"Delightful . . . logically illogical as only Terry Pratchett canwrite." -- -- Anne McCaffrey

"Pratchett is the funniest parodist working in the field today,period." -- _-- _The New York Review of Science Fiction

"Terry Pratchett does for fantasy what Douglas Adams did forscience fiction." -- _-- _Today

"Terry Pratchett is fast, funny and going places. Try him!" -- -- Piers Anthony

"There is no end to the wacky wonders . . . no fantasies as consistently, inventively mad . . . wild and wonderful!" -- _-- _Isaac Asimov's Science Fiction Magazine

"Unadulterated fun . . . witty, frequently hilarious . . .Pratchett parodies everything in sight." -- _-- _San Francisco Chronicle

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Amazon.com Review

Discworld is an extragavanza--among much else, it has billions of gods. "They swarm as thick as herring roe," writes Terry Pratchett in Small Gods, the 13th book in the series. Where there are gods galore, there are priests, high and low, and... there are novices. Brutha is a novice with little chance to become a priest--thinking does not come easily to him, although believing does. But it is to Brutha that the great god Om manifests, in the lowly form of a tortoise. --Blaise Selby

Review

"Delightful . . . logically illogical as only Terry Pratchett canwrite." -- -- Anne McCaffrey

"Pratchett is the funniest parodist working in the field today,period." -- _-- _The New York Review of Science Fiction

"Terry Pratchett does for fantasy what Douglas Adams did forscience fiction." -- _-- _Today

"Terry Pratchett is fast, funny and going places. Try him!" -- -- Piers Anthony

"There is no end to the wacky wonders . . . no fantasies as consistently, inventively mad . . . wild and wonderful!" -- _-- _Isaac Asimov's Science Fiction Magazine

"Unadulterated fun . . . witty, frequently hilarious . . .Pratchett parodies everything in sight." -- _-- _San Francisco Chronicle

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From Publishers Weekly

British fantasist Pratchett's latest special-delivery delight, set in his wonderfully crazed city of Ankh-Morpork, hilariously reflects the plight of post offices the world over as they struggle to compete in an era when e-mail has stolen much of the glamour from the postal trade. Soon after Moist von Lipwig (aka Alfred Spangler), Pratchett's not-quite-hapless, accidental hero, barely avoids hanging, Lord Havelock Vetinari, the despotic but pretty cool ruler of Ankh-Morpork, makes him a job offer he can't refuse—postmaster general of the Ankh-Morpork Post Office. The post office hasn't been open for 20 years since the advent of the Internet-like clacks communication system. Moist's first impulse is to try to escape, but Mr. Pump, his golem parole officer, quickly catches him. Moist must then deal with the musty mounds of undelivered mail that fill every room of the decaying Post Office building maintained by ancient and smelly Junior Postman Groat and his callow assistant, Apprentice Postman Stanley. The place is also haunted by dead postmen and guarded by Mr. Tiddles, a crafty cat. Readers will cheer Moist on as he eventually finds himself in a race with the dysfunctional clacks system to see whose message can be delivered first. Thanks to the timely subject matter and Pratchett's effervescent wit, this 29th Discworld novel (after 2003's Monstrous Regiment) may capture more of the American audience he deserves.
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From School Library Journal

Adult/High School - When petty con man Moist von Lipwig is hung for his crimes in the first chapter of this surprising and humorous novel, it appears to be the end. But this is Discworld after all, a world "a lot like our own but different." Moist awakes from the shock of his hanging to find that the city's Patrician, Lord Vetinari, has assigned him a government job (a fate worse than death?) restoring the defunct postal system. Of course, there is much more to restore than the flow of letters and packages. Justice as well as communication has been poorly served by a hostile takeover of the "clacks" - a unique messaging system that is part semaphore, part digital, and under the monopoly of the Grand Trunk Company. Before Moist can get very far into the job, he encounters ghosts, the voices of unsent letters, and a ruthless corporate conspiracy. In this quickly escalating battle, the post office is definitely the underdog, but, as the author notes, "an underdog can always find somewhere soft to bite." Fortunately Moist has friends: the determined Miss Dearheart, a golem with more than feet of clay, and a secret society of unemployed and very unusual postal workers as well as a vampire named Oscar. The author's inventiveness seems to know no end, his playful and irreverent use of language is a delight, and there is food for thought in his parody of fantasyland. This 29th Discworld novel, like the rest of the series, is a surefire hit for fans of Douglas Adams and Monty Python._ - Carolyn Lehman, Humboldt State University, Arcata, CA_
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dc:identifier 326f40ec-a6d8-456c-906d-58492e2706fb dc:language en dc:publisher HarperCollins dc:subject ['Fantasy', 'Fantasy fiction', 'Fiction', 'General', 'Humorous', 'Discworld (Imaginary place)', 'Satire', 'Postal service', 'Drama', 'English; Irish; Scottish; Welsh', 'Civil service'] dc:title Going Postal dcterms:created 2005-02-15T05:00:00+00:00 description

From Publishers Weekly

British fantasist Pratchett's latest special-delivery delight, set in his wonderfully crazed city of Ankh-Morpork, hilariously reflects the plight of post offices the world over as they struggle to compete in an era when e-mail has stolen much of the glamour from the postal trade. Soon after Moist von Lipwig (aka Alfred Spangler), Pratchett's not-quite-hapless, accidental hero, barely avoids hanging, Lord Havelock Vetinari, the despotic but pretty cool ruler of Ankh-Morpork, makes him a job offer he can't refuse—postmaster general of the Ankh-Morpork Post Office. The post office hasn't been open for 20 years since the advent of the Internet-like clacks communication system. Moist's first impulse is to try to escape, but Mr. Pump, his golem parole officer, quickly catches him. Moist must then deal with the musty mounds of undelivered mail that fill every room of the decaying Post Office building maintained by ancient and smelly Junior Postman Groat and his callow assistant, Apprentice Postman Stanley. The place is also haunted by dead postmen and guarded by Mr. Tiddles, a crafty cat. Readers will cheer Moist on as he eventually finds himself in a race with the dysfunctional clacks system to see whose message can be delivered first. Thanks to the timely subject matter and Pratchett's effervescent wit, this 29th Discworld novel (after 2003's Monstrous Regiment) may capture more of the American audience he deserves.
Copyright © Reed Business Information, a division of Reed Elsevier Inc. All rights reserved.

From School Library Journal

Adult/High School - When petty con man Moist von Lipwig is hung for his crimes in the first chapter of this surprising and humorous novel, it appears to be the end. But this is Discworld after all, a world "a lot like our own but different." Moist awakes from the shock of his hanging to find that the city's Patrician, Lord Vetinari, has assigned him a government job (a fate worse than death?) restoring the defunct postal system. Of course, there is much more to restore than the flow of letters and packages. Justice as well as communication has been poorly served by a hostile takeover of the "clacks" - a unique messaging system that is part semaphore, part digital, and under the monopoly of the Grand Trunk Company. Before Moist can get very far into the job, he encounters ghosts, the voices of unsent letters, and a ruthless corporate conspiracy. In this quickly escalating battle, the post office is definitely the underdog, but, as the author notes, "an underdog can always find somewhere soft to bite." Fortunately Moist has friends: the determined Miss Dearheart, a golem with more than feet of clay, and a secret society of unemployed and very unusual postal workers as well as a vampire named Oscar. The author's inventiveness seems to know no end, his playful and irreverent use of language is a delight, and there is food for thought in his parody of fantasyland. This 29th Discworld novel, like the rest of the series, is a surefire hit for fans of Douglas Adams and Monty Python._ - Carolyn Lehman, Humboldt State University, Arcata, CA_
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From Publishers Weekly

Starred Review. Ankh-Morpork's City Watch Commander, Sam Vimes, stars in the latest entry in Pratchett's popular Discworld series (_Going Postal_, etc.). "Thud" is the sound that commences the novel, as a dwarf is bludgeoned to death; it's also the name of a chesslike match that recreates the battle of Koom Valley, a long-ago fight between trolls and dwarfs. As the anniversary of the battle approaches, ancient politics and the present-day murder cause tensions between the trolls and dwarfs to boil. Though Koom Valley was a disaster for both sides, certain community leaders from each side have been spoiling for a rematch—something Vimes is duty-bound to prevent. In the midst of this, a push toward affirmative action forces Vimes to hire a vampire named Sally to the Watch. She's sworn off human blood, but that's cold comfort to the assortment of humans, dwarfs, trolls, werewolves and golems that make up the police force. Vimes and his motley crew of coppers are called upon to not only find the murderer and keep the peace but also, in a jab at The Da Vinci Code, solve the riddle of a painting that reputedly holds the secret to what really happened at Koom Valley. Pratchett's fantastic imagination and satirical wit are on full display.
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Unwilling to get caught up in the fact that he is the duke of Ankh-Morpork, Commander Vimes still shaves himself and runs the Watch as well as he can. Lord Veternari forces him to get involved in politics, though, because the Watch is incurring serious expense as it grows, and because his multicultural efforts have forced him to hire a vampire as a member of the Watch. Vimes has a lot on his plate, anyway, what with the upcoming anniversary of Koom Valley (a battle between trolls and dwarves that is part of an age-old war), an unsolved murder that reveals the limitations of the Watch in dwarfish eyes, and the theft of a valuable painting from the Royal Art Museum. On top of everything he does as part of his job, he must make it home at six o'clock on the dot every day to read to his young son. Everything is connected, of course--even Sally, the vampire taken on by the Watch. Unsettling secrets are revealed about the true history of Koom Valley, and in a basement in the city, dwarves and trolls are playing the game Thud!, a miniature battle of Koom Valley, together. As always, Pratchett's latest Discworld yarn is funny, fast-paced, the kind of satire that explores serious issues while making readers love it. Regina Schroeder
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From Publishers Weekly

Starred Review. Ankh-Morpork's City Watch Commander, Sam Vimes, stars in the latest entry in Pratchett's popular Discworld series (_Going Postal_, etc.). "Thud" is the sound that commences the novel, as a dwarf is bludgeoned to death; it's also the name of a chesslike match that recreates the battle of Koom Valley, a long-ago fight between trolls and dwarfs. As the anniversary of the battle approaches, ancient politics and the present-day murder cause tensions between the trolls and dwarfs to boil. Though Koom Valley was a disaster for both sides, certain community leaders from each side have been spoiling for a rematch—something Vimes is duty-bound to prevent. In the midst of this, a push toward affirmative action forces Vimes to hire a vampire named Sally to the Watch. She's sworn off human blood, but that's cold comfort to the assortment of humans, dwarfs, trolls, werewolves and golems that make up the police force. Vimes and his motley crew of coppers are called upon to not only find the murderer and keep the peace but also, in a jab at The Da Vinci Code, solve the riddle of a painting that reputedly holds the secret to what really happened at Koom Valley. Pratchett's fantastic imagination and satirical wit are on full display.
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Unwilling to get caught up in the fact that he is the duke of Ankh-Morpork, Commander Vimes still shaves himself and runs the Watch as well as he can. Lord Veternari forces him to get involved in politics, though, because the Watch is incurring serious expense as it grows, and because his multicultural efforts have forced him to hire a vampire as a member of the Watch. Vimes has a lot on his plate, anyway, what with the upcoming anniversary of Koom Valley (a battle between trolls and dwarves that is part of an age-old war), an unsolved murder that reveals the limitations of the Watch in dwarfish eyes, and the theft of a valuable painting from the Royal Art Museum. On top of everything he does as part of his job, he must make it home at six o'clock on the dot every day to read to his young son. Everything is connected, of course--even Sally, the vampire taken on by the Watch. Unsettling secrets are revealed about the true history of Koom Valley, and in a basement in the city, dwarves and trolls are playing the game Thud!, a miniature battle of Koom Valley, together. As always, Pratchett's latest Discworld yarn is funny, fast-paced, the kind of satire that explores serious issues while making readers love it. Regina Schroeder
Copyright © American Library Association. All rights reserved

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Reprieved confidence trickster Moist von Lipwig, who reorganized the Ankh-Morpork Post Office in 2004's Going Postal, turns his attention to the Royal Mint in this splendid Discworld adventure. It seems that the aristocratic families who run the mint are running it into the ground, and benevolent despot Lord Vetinari thinks Moist can do better. Despite his fondness for money, Moist doesn't want the job, but since he has recently become the guardian of the mint's majority shareholder (an elderly terrier) and snubbing Vetinari's offer would activate an Assassins Guild contract, he reluctantly accepts. Pratchett throws in a mad scientist with a working economic model, disappearing gold reserves and an army of golems, once more using the Disc as an educational and entertaining mirror of human squabbles and flaws (Oct.)
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Moist von Lipwig, the savior of the Ankh-Morpork post office, has gotten settled into a routine. He's filling out forms, signing things, will probably get to be head of the Merchants Association next year, and he hasn't designed a stamp in months. He's so bored, in fact, that he's taken to climbing the walls of the post office and breaking into his own office. Lord Vetinari, always brilliant in his ruthlessness, recognizes an opportunity when he sees one, and offers Moist the job of running the royal mint. Moist tries to refuse, pretending that he's satisfied with the stable life, but he can't deny the urge for adventure and intrigue for long. The mint is, in the finest Ankh-Morpork tradition, a strange and oddly old-fashioned place, with bizarre traditions so ingrained the long-term employees can't imagine doing them any other way. Moist is the perfect innovator, with his wildly creative solutions to problems, for changing the way the entire city thinks about money. In the transition from the gold standard and old money, Pratchett brings up all the details that make Ankh-Morpork one of the most satisfying contemporary fantasy cities and continues in his trend of beautifully crafted, wickedly cutting satire on the underpinnings of modern human society. Making Money is smart, funny, and a thoroughly entertaining read. Schroeder, Regina

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Reprieved confidence trickster Moist von Lipwig, who reorganized the Ankh-Morpork Post Office in 2004's Going Postal, turns his attention to the Royal Mint in this splendid Discworld adventure. It seems that the aristocratic families who run the mint are running it into the ground, and benevolent despot Lord Vetinari thinks Moist can do better. Despite his fondness for money, Moist doesn't want the job, but since he has recently become the guardian of the mint's majority shareholder (an elderly terrier) and snubbing Vetinari's offer would activate an Assassins Guild contract, he reluctantly accepts. Pratchett throws in a mad scientist with a working economic model, disappearing gold reserves and an army of golems, once more using the Disc as an educational and entertaining mirror of human squabbles and flaws (Oct.)
Copyright © Reed Business Information, a division of Reed Elsevier Inc. All rights reserved.

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Moist von Lipwig, the savior of the Ankh-Morpork post office, has gotten settled into a routine. He's filling out forms, signing things, will probably get to be head of the Merchants Association next year, and he hasn't designed a stamp in months. He's so bored, in fact, that he's taken to climbing the walls of the post office and breaking into his own office. Lord Vetinari, always brilliant in his ruthlessness, recognizes an opportunity when he sees one, and offers Moist the job of running the royal mint. Moist tries to refuse, pretending that he's satisfied with the stable life, but he can't deny the urge for adventure and intrigue for long. The mint is, in the finest Ankh-Morpork tradition, a strange and oddly old-fashioned place, with bizarre traditions so ingrained the long-term employees can't imagine doing them any other way. Moist is the perfect innovator, with his wildly creative solutions to problems, for changing the way the entire city thinks about money. In the transition from the gold standard and old money, Pratchett brings up all the details that make Ankh-Morpork one of the most satisfying contemporary fantasy cities and continues in his trend of beautifully crafted, wickedly cutting satire on the underpinnings of modern human society. Making Money is smart, funny, and a thoroughly entertaining read. Schroeder, Regina

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Amazon.com Review

Terry Pratchett has a seemingly endless capacity for generating inventively comic novels about the Discworld and its inhabitants, but there is in the hearts of most of his admirers a particular place for those novels that feature the hard-bitten captain of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch, Samuel Vimes. Sent as ambassador to the Northern principality of Uberwald where they mine gold, iron, and fat--but never silver--he is caught up in an uneasy truce between dwarfs, werewolves, and vampires in the theft of the Scone of Stone (a particularly important piece of dwarf bread) and in the old werewolf custom of giving humans a short start in the hunt and then cheating.

Pratchett is always at his best when the comedy is combined with a real sense of jeopardy that even favorite characters might be hurt if there was a good joke in it. As always, the most unlikely things crop up as the subjects of gags--Chekhov, grand opera, the Caine Mutiny--and as always there are remorselessly funny gags about the inevitability of story:

They say that the fifth elephant came screaming and trumpeting through the atmosphere of the young world all those years ago and landed hard enough to split continents and raise mountains.

No one actually saw it land, which raised the interesting philosophical question: when millions of tons of angry elephant come spinning through the sky, and there is no one to hear it, does it--philosophically speaking--make a noise?

As for the dwarfs, whose legend it is, and who mine a lot deeper than other people, they say that there is a grain of truth in it.

All this, the usual guest appearances, and Gaspode the Wonder Dog. --Roz Kaveney, Amazon.co.uk

From Publishers Weekly

Acclaimed British author Pratchett continues to distinguish himself from his colleagues with clever plot lines and genuinely likable characters in this first-rate addition to his long-running Discworld fantasy series (Carpe Jugulum, etc.). This time around, the inhabitants of Discworld's Ankh-Morpork have turned their attentions in the direction of Uberwald--a country rich in valuable minerals and high-quality fat deposits. (The fifth elephant, it seems, left all these when he or she crashed and burned in Uberwald at the beginning of time.) Ankh-Morpork's policeman Sam Vimes has been sent there to represent his people at a coronation--and to find the recently stolen, rock-hard and symbolically important (at least to the Dwarf population) Scone of Stone. As he tells Vimes's story (and surrounding ones), Pratchett cheerfully takes readers on an exuberant tale of mystery and invention, including the efforts of a clique of neo-Nazi werewolves to destabilize Uberwald. Along the way, he skewers everything from monarchy to fascism, as well as communism and capitalism, oil wealth and ethnic identities, Russian plays, immigration, condoms and evangelical Christianity--in short, most everything worth talking about. Not as perfect as Pratchett's Hogfather but in the same class, this novel is a heavyweight of lightness. 200,000 ad/promo; 7-city author tour. (Apr.) FYI: At the end of The Fifth Elephant is appended a "handy travel guide" to the "World of Terry Pratchett," including a character guide to the Discworld novels and a Discworld crossword puzzle.
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Amazon.com Review

Terry Pratchett has a seemingly endless capacity for generating inventively comic novels about the Discworld and its inhabitants, but there is in the hearts of most of his admirers a particular place for those novels that feature the hard-bitten captain of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch, Samuel Vimes. Sent as ambassador to the Northern principality of Uberwald where they mine gold, iron, and fat--but never silver--he is caught up in an uneasy truce between dwarfs, werewolves, and vampires in the theft of the Scone of Stone (a particularly important piece of dwarf bread) and in the old werewolf custom of giving humans a short start in the hunt and then cheating.

Pratchett is always at his best when the comedy is combined with a real sense of jeopardy that even favorite characters might be hurt if there was a good joke in it. As always, the most unlikely things crop up as the subjects of gags--Chekhov, grand opera, the Caine Mutiny--and as always there are remorselessly funny gags about the inevitability of story:

They say that the fifth elephant came screaming and trumpeting through the atmosphere of the young world all those years ago and landed hard enough to split continents and raise mountains.

No one actually saw it land, which raised the interesting philosophical question: when millions of tons of angry elephant come spinning through the sky, and there is no one to hear it, does it--philosophically speaking--make a noise?

As for the dwarfs, whose legend it is, and who mine a lot deeper than other people, they say that there is a grain of truth in it.

All this, the usual guest appearances, and Gaspode the Wonder Dog. --Roz Kaveney, Amazon.co.uk

From Publishers Weekly

Acclaimed British author Pratchett continues to distinguish himself from his colleagues with clever plot lines and genuinely likable characters in this first-rate addition to his long-running Discworld fantasy series (Carpe Jugulum, etc.). This time around, the inhabitants of Discworld's Ankh-Morpork have turned their attentions in the direction of Uberwald--a country rich in valuable minerals and high-quality fat deposits. (The fifth elephant, it seems, left all these when he or she crashed and burned in Uberwald at the beginning of time.) Ankh-Morpork's policeman Sam Vimes has been sent there to represent his people at a coronation--and to find the recently stolen, rock-hard and symbolically important (at least to the Dwarf population) Scone of Stone. As he tells Vimes's story (and surrounding ones), Pratchett cheerfully takes readers on an exuberant tale of mystery and invention, including the efforts of a clique of neo-Nazi werewolves to destabilize Uberwald. Along the way, he skewers everything from monarchy to fascism, as well as communism and capitalism, oil wealth and ethnic identities, Russian plays, immigration, condoms and evangelical Christianity--in short, most everything worth talking about. Not as perfect as Pratchett's Hogfather but in the same class, this novel is a heavyweight of lightness. 200,000 ad/promo; 7-city author tour. (Apr.) FYI: At the end of The Fifth Elephant is appended a "handy travel guide" to the "World of Terry Pratchett," including a character guide to the Discworld novels and a Discworld crossword puzzle.
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Amazon.com Review

The Truth, Pratchett's 25th Discworld novel, skewers the newspaper business. When printing comes to Ankh-Morpork, it "drag(s) the city kicking and screaming into the Century of the Fruitbat." Well, actually, out of the Century of the Fruitbat. As the Bursar remarks, if the era's almost over, it's high time they embraced its challenges.

William de Worde, well-meaning younger son of reactionary nobility, has been providing a monthly newsletter to the elite using engraving. Then he is struck (and seriously bruised) by the power of the press. The dwarves responsible convince William to expand his letter and the Ankh-Morpork Times is born. Soon William has a staff, including Sacharissa Cripslock, a genteel young lady with a knack for headline writing, and photographer Otto Chriek. Otto's vampirism causes difficulties: flash pictures cause him to crumble to dust and need reconstitution, and he must battle his desire for blood, particularly Sacharissa's. When Lord Vetinari is accused of attempted murder, the City Watch investigates the peculiar circumstances, but William wants to know what really happened. The odds for his survival drop as his questions multiply.

The Truth is satirical, British, and full of sly jokes. Although this cake doesn't rise quite as high as it did in previous volumes, even ordinary Pratchett is pretty darn good, and those who haven't read a Discworld novel before can start here and go on to that incredible backlist. --Nona Vero

From Publishers Weekly

The 25th book (after The Fifth Elephant) in the Discworld series returns to the thriving city of Ankh-Morpork, where humans, dwarfs and trolls share the streets with zombies, vampires, werewolves and the occasional talking dog. Young William de Worde makes a modest living running a scribing business, including a newsletter of current events for a select subscription list. Then he meets dwarf wordsmith Gunilla Goodmountain, inventor of the printing press, who helps transform de Worde's newsletter into a daily called The Ankh-Morpork Times (subhead: The Truth Shall Make Ye Free). While the city's civil, religious and business leaders are up in arms over The Times, Lord Vetinari, the Patrician of Ankh-Morpork, encourages the advance--as long as it remains a "simple entertainment that is not going to end up causing tentacled monsters and dread apparitions to talk the streets eating people." In the meantime, as de Worde's staff grows and a type turns the subhead to "The Truth Shall Make Ye Fret", two shadowy characters are hired to remove the Patrician--permanently. Pratchett's witty reach is even longer than usual here, from Pulp Fiction to His Girl Friday. Readers who've never visited Discworld before may find themselves laughing out loud, even as they cheer on the good guys, while longtime fans are sure to call this Pratchett's best one yet.
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Amazon.com Review

The Truth, Pratchett's 25th Discworld novel, skewers the newspaper business. When printing comes to Ankh-Morpork, it "drag(s) the city kicking and screaming into the Century of the Fruitbat." Well, actually, out of the Century of the Fruitbat. As the Bursar remarks, if the era's almost over, it's high time they embraced its challenges.

William de Worde, well-meaning younger son of reactionary nobility, has been providing a monthly newsletter to the elite using engraving. Then he is struck (and seriously bruised) by the power of the press. The dwarves responsible convince William to expand his letter and the Ankh-Morpork Times is born. Soon William has a staff, including Sacharissa Cripslock, a genteel young lady with a knack for headline writing, and photographer Otto Chriek. Otto's vampirism causes difficulties: flash pictures cause him to crumble to dust and need reconstitution, and he must battle his desire for blood, particularly Sacharissa's. When Lord Vetinari is accused of attempted murder, the City Watch investigates the peculiar circumstances, but William wants to know what really happened. The odds for his survival drop as his questions multiply.

The Truth is satirical, British, and full of sly jokes. Although this cake doesn't rise quite as high as it did in previous volumes, even ordinary Pratchett is pretty darn good, and those who haven't read a Discworld novel before can start here and go on to that incredible backlist. --Nona Vero

From Publishers Weekly

The 25th book (after The Fifth Elephant) in the Discworld series returns to the thriving city of Ankh-Morpork, where humans, dwarfs and trolls share the streets with zombies, vampires, werewolves and the occasional talking dog. Young William de Worde makes a modest living running a scribing business, including a newsletter of current events for a select subscription list. Then he meets dwarf wordsmith Gunilla Goodmountain, inventor of the printing press, who helps transform de Worde's newsletter into a daily called The Ankh-Morpork Times (subhead: The Truth Shall Make Ye Free). While the city's civil, religious and business leaders are up in arms over The Times, Lord Vetinari, the Patrician of Ankh-Morpork, encourages the advance--as long as it remains a "simple entertainment that is not going to end up causing tentacled monsters and dread apparitions to talk the streets eating people." In the meantime, as de Worde's staff grows and a type turns the subhead to "The Truth Shall Make Ye Fret", two shadowy characters are hired to remove the Patrician--permanently. Pratchett's witty reach is even longer than usual here, from Pulp Fiction to His Girl Friday. Readers who've never visited Discworld before may find themselves laughing out loud, even as they cheer on the good guys, while longtime fans are sure to call this Pratchett's best one yet.
Copyright 2000 Reed Business Information, Inc.

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Amazon.com Review

What do you get when you cross a vampire, a troll, Igor, a collection of misfits, and a young woman who shoves a pair of socks down her pants to join the army? The answer's simple. You have Monstrous Regiment, the characteristically charming novel by Terry Pratchett.

Polly becomes Private Oliver Perks, who is on a quest to find her older brother, who's recently MIA in one of the innumerable wars the tiny nation of Borogravia has a habit of starting with its neighbors. This peevish tendency has all but expended Borogravia's ranks of cannon fodder. Whether Sergeant Jackrum knows her secret or not, he can't afford to be choosy, as Perks and her/his comrades are among the last able-bodied recruits left in Borogravia. This collection of misfits includes the aforementioned vampire (reformed and off the blood, thank you), troll, and macabre Igor, who is only too happy to sew you a new leg if you aren't too particular about previous ownership. Off to war, Polly/Oliver learns that having a pair of, um, socks is a good way to open up doors in this man's army.

For those who haven't made this underrated author's acquaintance, Monstrous Regiment is as good a place to start as any. Readers will encounter Pratchett's subtle and disarming wit, his trademark footnoted asides along with a not-too-shabby tale of honor, courage, and duty in the face of absurd circumstances. --Jeremy Pugh

From

Pratchett flexes his satirical muscles again, with the follies of war his theme. Polly Oliver has disguised herself as a boy to join the army of Borogravia, which is always at war and bursting with patriotism, though the Borogravians are often less than clear on why they are fighting. But then, as followers of a god who believes that cats, babies, and cheese are abominations, they are used to contradictions; they mostly pray to their duchess, who may be dead. Their latest war has interfered with the commerce of Ankh-Morpork, which has dispatched Sam Vimes to bring matters to a "satisfactory" conclusion. But Sam still thinks more like the city watchman he was than the duke he now is, and this confuses people. Meanwhile, Polly's regiment, the Ins-and-Outs, has become quite high-profile, what with having, it is said, a vampire, a werewolf, and an Igor in its ranks, and with capturing, quite unexpectedly, the Zlobenian prince and his soldiers, an event publicized by Ankh-Morpork newspaperman William de Worde. Anyway, they're suddenly popular in Ankh-Morpork, and they subsequently turn the war upside down, so that it doesn't end the way the propagandists would have liked. No surprise, of course, to Sam Vimes. Polly concludes that it is, on some level, all about socks. Thoroughly funny and surprisingly insightful. Regina Schroeder
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Amazon.com Review

What do you get when you cross a vampire, a troll, Igor, a collection of misfits, and a young woman who shoves a pair of socks down her pants to join the army? The answer's simple. You have Monstrous Regiment, the characteristically charming novel by Terry Pratchett.

Polly becomes Private Oliver Perks, who is on a quest to find her older brother, who's recently MIA in one of the innumerable wars the tiny nation of Borogravia has a habit of starting with its neighbors. This peevish tendency has all but expended Borogravia's ranks of cannon fodder. Whether Sergeant Jackrum knows her secret or not, he can't afford to be choosy, as Perks and her/his comrades are among the last able-bodied recruits left in Borogravia. This collection of misfits includes the aforementioned vampire (reformed and off the blood, thank you), troll, and macabre Igor, who is only too happy to sew you a new leg if you aren't too particular about previous ownership. Off to war, Polly/Oliver learns that having a pair of, um, socks is a good way to open up doors in this man's army.

For those who haven't made this underrated author's acquaintance, Monstrous Regiment is as good a place to start as any. Readers will encounter Pratchett's subtle and disarming wit, his trademark footnoted asides along with a not-too-shabby tale of honor, courage, and duty in the face of absurd circumstances. --Jeremy Pugh

From

Pratchett flexes his satirical muscles again, with the follies of war his theme. Polly Oliver has disguised herself as a boy to join the army of Borogravia, which is always at war and bursting with patriotism, though the Borogravians are often less than clear on why they are fighting. But then, as followers of a god who believes that cats, babies, and cheese are abominations, they are used to contradictions; they mostly pray to their duchess, who may be dead. Their latest war has interfered with the commerce of Ankh-Morpork, which has dispatched Sam Vimes to bring matters to a "satisfactory" conclusion. But Sam still thinks more like the city watchman he was than the duke he now is, and this confuses people. Meanwhile, Polly's regiment, the Ins-and-Outs, has become quite high-profile, what with having, it is said, a vampire, a werewolf, and an Igor in its ranks, and with capturing, quite unexpectedly, the Zlobenian prince and his soldiers, an event publicized by Ankh-Morpork newspaperman William de Worde. Anyway, they're suddenly popular in Ankh-Morpork, and they subsequently turn the war upside down, so that it doesn't end the way the propagandists would have liked. No surprise, of course, to Sam Vimes. Polly concludes that it is, on some level, all about socks. Thoroughly funny and surprisingly insightful. Regina Schroeder
Copyright © American Library Association. All rights reserved

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From Publishers Weekly

Football, food, fashion and wizards collide in Pratchett's 37th Discworld novel (after 2007's Making Money), an affectionate satire on the foibles of sports and sports fans. The always out-of-touch wizards at Ankh-Morpork's Unseen University stand to lose a very big bequest unless they enter a team in a violent but popular street sport competition. As the wizards struggle to learn the game, aided by the university's hired help, Ankh-Morpork's ruler schemes to use the competition for his own purposes. Though the book suffers from a few awkward moments (Pratchett's attempts to discuss racism through the strained relationships of dwarves, humans and goblins fall particularly flat), the prose crackles with wit and charm, and the sendups of league football, academic posturing, Romeo and Juliet and cheesy sports dramas are razor sharp and hilarious but never cruel. At its heart, this is an intelligent, cheeky love letter to football, its fans and the unifying power of sports. (Oct.)
Copyright © Reed Business Information, a division of Reed Elsevier Inc. All rights reserved.

Review

“At its heart, this is an intelligent, cheeky love letter to football, its fans and the unifying power of sports. (Publishers Weekly )

“In short, this is as busy and as daft as any other Discworld yarn, which means it is the quintessence of daft. Nobody writes fantasy funnier than Pratchett.” (Booklist )

“Thirty-seven books in and ... Discworld is still going strong...and doing so with undimmed, triumphant exuberance. ” (The Guardian )

“This account of Unseen University’s entry into the world of soccer (or, as they occasionally call it, “foot-the-ball”) pushes past the usual conventions of satire to offer equal parts absurdist philosophy and heartwarming romance....A witty addition to the long-running fantasy series” (Kirkus Reviews )

“It’s a triumphant effort” (The Independent on Sunday )

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From Publishers Weekly

Football, food, fashion and wizards collide in Pratchett's 37th Discworld novel (after 2007's Making Money), an affectionate satire on the foibles of sports and sports fans. The always out-of-touch wizards at Ankh-Morpork's Unseen University stand to lose a very big bequest unless they enter a team in a violent but popular street sport competition. As the wizards struggle to learn the game, aided by the university's hired help, Ankh-Morpork's ruler schemes to use the competition for his own purposes. Though the book suffers from a few awkward moments (Pratchett's attempts to discuss racism through the strained relationships of dwarves, humans and goblins fall particularly flat), the prose crackles with wit and charm, and the sendups of league football, academic posturing, Romeo and Juliet and cheesy sports dramas are razor sharp and hilarious but never cruel. At its heart, this is an intelligent, cheeky love letter to football, its fans and the unifying power of sports. (Oct.)
Copyright © Reed Business Information, a division of Reed Elsevier Inc. All rights reserved.

Review

“At its heart, this is an intelligent, cheeky love letter to football, its fans and the unifying power of sports. (Publishers Weekly )

“In short, this is as busy and as daft as any other Discworld yarn, which means it is the quintessence of daft. Nobody writes fantasy funnier than Pratchett.” (Booklist )

“Thirty-seven books in and ... Discworld is still going strong...and doing so with undimmed, triumphant exuberance. ” (The Guardian )

“This account of Unseen University’s entry into the world of soccer (or, as they occasionally call it, “foot-the-ball”) pushes past the usual conventions of satire to offer equal parts absurdist philosophy and heartwarming romance....A witty addition to the long-running fantasy series” (Kirkus Reviews )

“It’s a triumphant effort” (The Independent on Sunday )

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"Anyway, you're not that good a shot," said Wobbler. questions." "What, like "are you a loony?" "It's be sound to go a long way back in time," said Wobbler. "I saw this film, Curse of the Revenge of the Werewolf," said Bigmac, "and someone heard a snarl like that and went into a dark alley, and next thing, he was lying there with all his special effects got her trolley?" "Oh, yes." "I liked the look on his face when you said you'd bring Guilty in. electricity?" "Yoless says you can't have time machines because everyone'd keep changing the future," said Johnny. "This," said Kirsty, "is no ordinary shopping trolley." "It's got Tesco written on it," Johnny pointed out, hopping up and down as he replaced his You've got me thinking like that now!" 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'What Dangerous Beans means,' said the female rat, 'is that all this stealing grains and cheese and gnawing holes in walls is, well…' She looked up into Maurice's yellow eyes. 'Nah, nah,' said Maurice, who generally told people what they wanted to hear, 'I mean our rats can out-think most humans, OK? Maurice thought about the names he knew-Hamnpork, Dangerous Beans, Darktan, Sardines… 'Sounds like an ordinary kind of name to me,' he said. 'Ah, it'll end with you going to prison,' said Malicia, but Maurice saw her staring at the stupid-looking Keith and at Sardines. cache = ./cache/The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett.epub txt = ./txt/The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = Hogfather - Terry Pratchett author = Terry Pratchett title = Hogfather date = pages = extension = .epub mime = application/epub+zip words = 97913 sentences = 11946 flesch = 96 summary = 'Mister Teatime does not see the world in quite the same way as other people,' said Downey, picking up the picture from his desk and looking at it thoughtfully. 'My great-grandpa went to see the head wizard about it, and he said' he put on a strangled nasal voice which was his idea of how you talked when you'd got an education ' " Oh, there might be some temp'ry inconvenience now, my good man, but just you come back in fifty thousand years." Bloody wizards.' 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They said: "Oh, and by the way, people say there's some man in evening dress who haunts the place, haha, ridiculous, isn't it, these theatrical people, like children really, haha, but you may find it keeps them happy if you always keep Box Eight free on first nights, haha." I remember that quite well. 'Wouldn't like to come between him and his pudding,' said Nanny Ogg. Granny was staring out of the window. 'Well, well,' said Granny, smiling in a way that everyone except Nanny Ogg would think of as innocent. 'Good morning, mister,' said Nanny Ogg. He looked, in some puzzlement, from her to Granny Weatherwax. 'And how do you know what Mrs Ogg looks like?' said Granny. 'I expect your Walter sees most of what goes on in the Opera House,' said Granny, taking one of Mrs Plinge's wrists in her hand. cache = ./cache/Maskerade - Terry Pratchett.epub txt = ./txt/Maskerade - Terry Pratchett.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett author = Terry Pratchett title = Wintersmith date = pages = extension = .epub mime = application/epub+zip words = 91842 sentences = 9297 flesch = 98 summary = And then, when all the words had been said, the loom would stop with a shock of sudden silence, and Miss Treason would turn around in her big heavy chair, which had wheels on it, and remove the black blindfold from her pearly gray eyes and say: When Tiffany looked into the pale-gray sky, she saw the flakes drifting down in soft, feathery clusters; it was the kind of snow that people back home on the Chalk called "Granny Aching shearing her sheep." After a while Miss Treason looked past Tiffany and said: "Ye wee Feegle schemies! "I should like a cup of black tea," said the old woman as Tiffany walked in, looking thoughtful. One day Miss Treason had said, "This young man who writes to you…is he your beau?" and Tiffany had changed the subject until she had time to look up the word in the dictionary and then more time to stop blushing. cache = ./cache/Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett.epub txt = ./txt/Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett author = Terry Pratchett title = The Light Fantastic date = pages = extension = .epub mime = application/epub+zip words = 65551 sentences = 6168 flesch = 92 summary = Thus, if a legend said of a notable hero that 'all men spoke of his prowess' any bard who valued his life would add hastily 'except for a couple of people in his home village who thought he was a liar, and quite a lot of other people who had never really heard of him.' Poetic simile was strictly limited to statements like 'his mighty steed was as fleet as the wind n a fairly calm day, say about Force Three,' and any loose talk about a beloved having a face that launched a thousand ships would have to be backed by evidence that the object of desire did indeed look like a bottle of champagne. cache = ./cache/The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett.epub txt = ./txt/The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett author = Terry Pratchett title = DiscWorld 19 - Feet of Clay date = pages = extension = .epub mime = application/epub+zip words = 97171 sentences = 11673 flesch = 97 summary = Good old Sybilalthough she did tend to talk about curtains these days, but Sergeant Colon had said this happened to wives and was a biological thing and perfectly normal. 'Got the reports from the other Watch Houses, sir,' he said, trotting along beside Vimes. 'I think you'd better come and look,' said Angua, backing away. And they said hooray, and then he showed them what freedom costs and they called him a tyrant and, as soon as he'd been betrayed, they milled around a bit like barn-bred chickens who've seen the big world outside for the first time, and then they went back into the warm and shut the door— 'I think Dorfl wrote these words and put them in old Tubelcek's mouth after the poor man died,' said Carrot slowly, still looking from one piece of paper to the other. 'Looks like he's doing all right by himself, sir,' said Colon. cache = ./cache/Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett.epub txt = ./txt/Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = Night Watch - Terry Pratchett author = My Computer title = Microsoft Word Viewer - Pratchett, Terry - Discworld 29 - Night Watch.doc date = pages = extension = .epub mime = application/epub+zip words = 117510 sentences = 12523 flesch = 96 summary = 'Yes, Igor?' said Vimes, wondering not for the first time why anyone with stitches all round his head needed to tell anyone who he was.* 'I've never heard of you, and I know this city like the back of my hand,' said Vimes. 'Mister Vimes, you're thinking: I'in back in time, and damn me, I'in probably going to end up being the sergeant that teaches me all I know, right?' 'People who come in by the back door,' said Vimes, looking around the little room. Would you like a slice?' 'I think it was five dollars, corporal,' said Vimes, and watched the man's lizard eyes flash towards the young lanceconstable. 'Well, I had a little brush with Captain Swing last night,' Vimes said, 'and he was as polite as hell to me about it, but I'd bet my boots he knows that this lad and his friend came after me. cache = ./cache/Night Watch - Terry Pratchett.epub txt = ./txt/Night Watch - Terry Pratchett.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1) author = Terry Pratchett title = Pyramids date = pages = extension = .epub mime = application/epub+zip words = 89716 sentences = 8899 flesch = 92 summary = "It's all right," he said hastily as Teppic laid down his fork meaningfully, "it's perfectly safe provided every bit of stomach, liver and digestive tract is removed, that's why it cost so much, there's no such thing as a second-best blowfish chef, it's the most expensive food in the world, people write poems about it-" "Listen," said the king, whose urgency was equalled only by the servants' total inability to hear anything he was saying, "you must find my son and tell him to forget about the pyramid business, at least until I've thought about it a bit, there are one or two points which seem a little self-contradictory about the whole afterlife arrangements, and-" Seven thousand years ago Khuft had led his people out of Teppic couldn't remember, but somewhere where they hadn't liked being, probably, and for thoroughly good reasons; it was at times like this he wished he knew more history and had prayed in the desert and the gods of the place had shown him the Old Kingdom. cache = ./cache/Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1).epub txt = ./txt/Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1).txt === reduce.pl bib === id = Going Postal - Terry Pratchett author = Terry Pratchett title = Going Postal date = pages = extension = .epub mime = application/epub+zip words = 120666 sentences = 12668 flesch = 95 summary = 'On that general subject, sir,' said Mr Wilkinson, 'me and the lads were wondering if you might like to unburden yourself, at this point in time, on the subject of the whereabouts of the place where the location of the spot is where, not to beat about the bush, you hid all that money you stole . Groat looked past Moist into the gloom and said: 'It's all right, Stanley, there's no need for that, we don't want a Little Moment.' To Moist he whispered: 'Best you put me down gently, sir . They had a special kind of directed madness; they said the rattle of the clacks got into your head and your thoughts beat time with it so that sooner or later you could tell what messages were going through by listening to the rattle of the shutters. 'Well, you know what it's like with Post Office people, sir,' said Groat. cache = ./cache/Going Postal - Terry Pratchett.epub txt = ./txt/Going Postal - Terry Pratchett.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett author = Terry Pratchett title = Witches Abroad date = pages = extension = .epub mime = application/epub+zip words = 82747 sentences = 9225 flesch = 97 summary = But the trouble was that ignorance became more interesting, especially big fascinating ignorance about huge and important things like matter and creation, and people stopped patiently building their little houses of rational sticks in the chaos of the universe and started getting interested in the chaos itself partly because it was a lot easier to be an expert on chaos, but mostly because it made really good patterns that you could put on a t-shirt. A squint looks good on a witch," said Granny Weatherwax. "I don't like the way everyone's looking at us," said Magrat, as Nanny babbled on to the perplexed man in her very own esperanto. Of course, anyone who spent much time in the company of Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg got used to being stared at; they were the kind of people that filled every space from edge to edge. cache = ./cache/Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett.epub txt = ./txt/Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett author = Terry Pratchett title = The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld date = pages = extension = .epub mime = application/epub+zip words = 80350 sentences = 7881 flesch = 92 summary = At least I don't look like I've been eating doughnuts in a wardrobe for years,' he said, as they stepped out on to Death's black lawn. Just by looking at him you could tell he was the sort of man you'd expect to keep awhite cat, and caress it idly while sentencing people to death in a piranha tank; and you'd hazard for good measure that he probably collected rare thin porcelain, turning it over and over in his blue-white fingers while distant screams echoed from the depths of the dungeons. Mrs Marietta Cosmopilite of 3 Quirm Street, Ankh-Morpork, believed the world was round, that a sprig of garlic in her underwear drawer kept away vampires, that it did you good to get out and have a laugh occasionally, that there was niceness in everyone if you only knew where to look, and that three horrible little dwarfs peered in at her undressing every night.† cache = ./cache/The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett.epub txt = ./txt/The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett author = Terry Pratchett title = Men at Arms date = pages = extension = .epub mime = application/epub+zip words = 97250 sentences = 12339 flesch = 96 summary = To the background of Nobby's frantic coughing, Colon said, very quickly, "What I mean is, lance-constable, young Carrot's got krisma. I just finds a cushy spot to spend my nights along at the High Energy Magic building at the University, no-one told me about all this bloody magic leaking out the whole time, next thing I know I open me eyes, head starts fizzing like a dose of salts, oh-oh, thinks I, here we go again, hello abstract conceptualizing, intellectual development here we come. "You know," said Detritus, after a while, "that look like that dwarf who make weapons in Rime Street." Carrot gave Gaspode the slightly puzzled look that people always gave him when he said 'woof instead of barking, nodded at Angua, and carried on towards Scoone Avenue and Lady Ramkin's house. cache = ./cache/Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett.epub txt = ./txt/Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = go - Terry Pratchett author = Terry Pratchett title = Jingo date = pages = extension = .epub mime = application/epub+zip words = 107733 sentences = 12258 flesch = 95 summary = 'Looks like we're going to be in a fight, sarge,' said Nobby, as the painter very carefully started on the final 'k'. 'You mean, like they viciously attack you while cowardly running away after tasting cold steel?' said Nobby, who sometimes had a treacherously good memory for detail. And everyone had looked around at the weedcovered buildings and had shared the Thought, which remained unspoken but was made up of a lot of little thoughts like the occasional ripples in the pools, and the little splashes in the dark water of cellars that made the mind think of claws, winnowing the deeps, and the odd things that sometimes got washed up on beaches or tamed up in nets. Vimes looked back into the dark eyes for a moment, glanced at 71–hour Ahmed's 24–carat grin, and said: 'So you have to know how to say things like "Give us all your money"?' said Vimes. cache = ./cache/go - Terry Pratchett.epub txt = ./txt/go - Terry Pratchett.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett author = Terry Pratchett title = The Fifth Elephant date = pages = extension = .epub mime = application/epub+zip words = 108818 sentences = 12592 flesch = 96 summary = 'Looks like it started in Gimlet's Delicatessen,' said Vimes, as the rest of the Watch moved in. 'Certainly sounds like an old lady to me, sir,' said Vimes, his face wooden. 'And in Beyonk, sir, "Morpork" sounds exactly like their word for an item of ladies' underwear,' said Carrot. 'The name Vimes goes back a long time,' said Wolfgang von Uberwald, who was doing one-handed press-ups in front of the fire. 'Yes.' Angua rolled her eyes and said, in a voice of sing-song sarcasm, 'I was out in the woods one day and I fell into some old pit trap under the snow and some wolves found me and would have killed me but Gavin turned up and faced them down. 'Does Sybil come with me for this bit?' said Vimes, and thought: we were guards like that, not so long ago . .. I mean, you look just like an ordinary dwarf,' said Vimes weakly. cache = ./cache/The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett.epub txt = ./txt/The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett author = Terry Pratchett title = Johnny and the Dead date = pages = extension = .epub mime = application/epub+zip words = 40695 sentences = 5348 flesch = 97 summary = Wobbler said it was spooky and sometimes went home the long way, but Johnny was disappointed that it wasn't spookier. ' I saw a thing in a book once,' said Johnny,' about these people in Mexico or somewhere, where they all go down to the cemetery for a big fiesta at Halloween every year. 'Call any time you like,' said the Alderman, as Johnny walked away as quickly yet politely as possible. 'Um.' It occurred to Johnny that people doing quite a lot of the revolutions-recently had said they were overthrowing communist oppressors, but William Stickers looked so eager he didn't quite know how to say this. And then there was Johnny, and Wobbler, and Bigmac, who said he was the last of the well hard skinheads but was actually a skinny kid with short hair and flat feet Page 7 'Well, there's a huge cemetery for dead people, and all the living people are crammed up in that thing,' said Johnny. cache = ./cache/Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett.epub txt = ./txt/Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = Making Money - Terry Pratchett author = Terry Pratchett title = Making Money date = pages = extension = .epub mime = application/epub+zip words = 116328 sentences = 11616 flesch = 94 summary = hand suit at some shonky shop and repair to Mrs Eucrasia Arcanum's Lodging House for Respectable Working Men, where with a tip of a hat and some wire-rimmed spectacles he'd be Mr Trespass Hatchcock, a wool salesman, who stayed there every time his business brought him to the city and who always brought her a little gift suitable for a widow of the age she'd like people to think she was. cache = ./cache/Making Money - Terry Pratchett.epub txt = ./txt/Making Money - Terry Pratchett.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett author = Terry Pratchett title = The Wee Free Men date = pages = extension = .epub mime = application/epub+zip words = 75591 sentences = 8388 flesch = 100 summary = Tiffany's mother used to tell him not to speak like that, although the Baron was always very respectful to Mr Aching since Granny had died two years ago, calling him the finest shepherd in these hills, and was generally held by the people in the village to be not too bad these days. And Tiffany's father had said that, after each shepherd had worked his dogs, the judges would look nervously across at Granny Aching to see what she thought. Things were a lot easier after that, The bailiff was a little less unpleasant when rents were late, the Baron was a little more polite to people, and Tiffany's father said one night after two beers that the Baron had been shown what happens when sheep rise up, and things might be different one day, and her mother hissed at him not to talk like that because you never knew who was listening. cache = ./cache/The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett.epub txt = ./txt/The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett author = Terry Pratchett title = The Last Hero: A Discworld Fable date = pages = extension = .epub mime = application/epub+zip words = 40670 sentences = 4416 flesch = 95 summary = The end of the story began high above the world, but got lower and lower as it circled down towards the ancient and modern city of Ankh-Morpork, where, it was said, anything could be bought and sold — and if they didn't have what you wanted they could steal it for you. "If I may recap, then, ladies and gentlemen," he said, as the hubbub died away, "according to the authorities in Hunghung, the capital of the Agatean Empire, the Emperor Ghengiz Cohen, formerly known to the world as Cohen the Barbarian, is well en route to the home of the gods with a device of considerable destructive power and the intention, apparently, of, in his words, "returning what was stolen". "So how come you left the Evil Dark Lord business, Harry?" said Cohen. "Are you sure Cohen's all right in the head?" said Evil Harry, as he helped Boy Willie manoeuvre Hamish's wheelchair over the ice. cache = ./cache/The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett.epub txt = ./txt/The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett author = Terry Pratchett; Jacqueline Simpson title = The Folklore of Discworld date = pages = extension = .epub mime = application/epub+zip words = 112320 sentences = 6833 flesch = 82 summary = Of course it's perfectly natural that Mrs Gogol's house moves about on four large duck feet, because Baba Yaga's hut spins around on chicken legs in the forests of Russia; of course the Nac Mac Feegle are pictsies, not pixies, because of stories the Scots told about Picts; of course there's an ancient king sleeping in a cavern deep under a mountain in Lancre, because that's what King Arthur does in England and Scotland, and the Emperor Barbarossa in Germany. A healthy young couple out in the country and in a world without modern medical understanding or any idea of the meaning of the term 'limited gene pool', give birth to a child who looks like a little old man, or is beautiful but very backward, or eats incessantly but nevertheless fails to thrive … and the only reason the family can find lies in folklore: 'the fairies stole our beautiful child and left one of their own.' A horrible thought, yet not quite so horrible for the parents as one religious alternative: 'It's our own fault the baby is like this, it's a judgement on us for our sins.' cache = ./cache/The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett.epub txt = ./txt/The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett author = Terry Pratchett title = Wyrd Sisters date = pages = extension = .epub mime = application/epub+zip words = 87379 sentences = 9003 flesch = 95 summary = Of course, it was all very gratifying, but it was a bit nerve-racking to start one's working life as village witch between Granny and, on the other side of the forest, Nanny Ogg. It'd been her idea to form a local coven. "The point is," said Granny, "that people are going to come looking. "I think," she said helplessly, "that it might be a good idea if you have a quiet word with Nanny Ogg one of these days. "And now," said the duke, his voice dripping across the Fool like treacle over a pudding, "tell me about witches . "A man could go far, knowing his rights like you do," said Granny. "Next time you have a look at him like a witch, not like a woman," said Nanny, and gave Magrat a conspiratorial nudge. cache = ./cache/Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett.epub txt = ./txt/Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett author = Terry Pratchett title = Guards date = pages = extension = .epub mime = application/epub+zip words = 100705 sentences = 10753 flesch = 94 summary = Then Brother Doorkeeper said, "And then, if we get this dragon, the rightful king'll turn up, just like that?" "Investigate what, sir?" said Colon, but it had already dawned on the captain that if the sergeant took some men it would leave him, Captain Vimes, all alone. "But before the rest of you good citizens disperse quietly and go about your business," said Vimes meaningfully, "I suggest you look hard at these dragons. One thing is, people haven't got time for much else, and Sgt Colon says, when you go out on your Rounds and shout Twelve of the Clock and All's Well while a dragon is melting the street you feel a bit of a Burke. "I always think we can all sleep safer in my bed knowing that these brave men are watching over us," said Lady Ramkin, walking sedately along the rank, like a treasure galleon running ahead of a mild breeze. cache = ./cache/Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett.epub txt = ./txt/Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = ation - Terry Pratchett author = Terry Pratchett title = Nation date = pages = extension = .epub mime = application/epub+zip words = 106903 sentences = 9582 flesch = 97 summary = He could hear her voice, though, singing the song about the god of Fire, and how the Papervine Woman got fed up with him chasing her daughters and bound his hands to his sides with great coils of vine; and Man's younger sister used to laugh at that and chase him with coils of—But a wave passed over his mind, and he was glad it washed the bright memory away. The girl looked at him nervously and said: "My name is, um…Daphne." She gave a little cough and added, "Yes, Daphne." She pointed to herself and held out her hand. "Yes," said Mau. They fell into another of those awkward silences, which the ghost girl ended with: "My father will come, you know. Pilu had said Mau heard dead grandfathers in his head, and she'd thought, well, something like that would be bound to happen after all the boy had been through. cache = ./cache/ation - Terry Pratchett.epub txt = ./txt/ation - Terry Pratchett.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett author = Terry Pratchett title = Unseen Academicals date = pages = extension = .epub mime = application/epub+zip words = 143419 sentences = 13266 flesch = 93 summary = 'Mister Trev has been telling me wonderful things about the Dimmers, sir,' said Nutt. I have bee n doing my best, Mister Trev, but it has really been slowing me down,' said Nutt over his shoulder, 'and also Miss Glenda. Of course, there were the Little Sisters, who were certainly young and apparently female but it had to be said looked rather lik e intelligent chickens, and certainly weren't seen at their best when you watched them feeding–but once again, 'girls' did not seem the right word. 'Things are never all they seem, Mister Trev,' said Nutt, without looking up from his fe verish activity, 'and the acoustics in these cellars are very good. 'I don't know, sir,' said Glenda, 'but every man watching the football has got one. cache = ./cache/Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett.epub txt = ./txt/Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett author = Terry Pratchett title = Moving Pictures date = pages = extension = .epub mime = application/epub+zip words = 97964 sentences = 11226 flesch = 95 summary = He jus' said to me one day, "Deccan, it looks as though I'm dyin', so it's up to you now, 'cos if there's no-one left that remembers properly it'll all start happening again and you know what that means." Well, fair enough. What Victor would like to have said was: but you're trolls, fierce animated rocks that live in the mountains and bash travellers with huge clubs very similar to the ones you're holding now, and I thought when they said trolls they meant ordinary men dressed up in, oh, I don't know, sacking painted grey or something. Victor found himself wedged between Ginger and a mountain troll in what looked like chain mail, but it turned out to be just Holy Wood chain mail, which was inexpertly knitted string painted silver. "I expect you're wondering," said Gaspode, turning his penetrating stare on Victor once again, "how come I'm talking." cache = ./cache/Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett.epub txt = ./txt/Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett author = Terry Pratchett title = Monstrous Regiment date = pages = extension = .epub mime = application/epub+zip words = 118682 sentences = 13741 flesch = 97 summary = 'Upon my oath, Corporal Strappi, it seems that what we've got ourselves here is nothin' less than a good, old-fashioned patriot,' he said, his eyes searching Polly's face. 'Right, sergeant,' said Corporal Strappi, holding up a picture frame on a handle, like a looking-glass.' 'Pucker up, Private Parts.' Polly, who was exactly the kind of person who looks around surreptitiously at times like these, saw that Shufti was singing it word-perfectly and Strappi actually did have tears in his eyes. 'Good thinking, sir,' said the sergeant, watching Polly apply the lather across mouth and nose. They're quick.' He walked behind Blouse, took the razor from Polly's grateful hand without a word, and said: 'There's a few matters we ought to discuss, sir, private like. 'I quite understand, Perks, you must stand your turn like the other "lads",' said Blouse, and Polly heard the inverted commas clank into place. cache = ./cache/Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett.epub txt = ./txt/Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett author = Terry Pratchett title = I Shall Wear Midnight date = pages = extension = .epub mime = application/epub+zip words = 112508 sentences = 8563 flesch = 93 summary = They would be respectful, oh yes, and often a little bit nervous, as if they expected you to look inside their heads, which as a matter of fact you could probably do, using the good old witch's standbys of First Sight and Second Thoughts.6 But these weren't really magic. 'I do not think that you and I, Miss Tiffany Aching, have had more than the simplest and most practical of conversations in all the time you have been seeing to me, yes?' he said when she had him settled with his walking-stick in his hands so that he could lean on it. 'Sorry, Tiff … I mean, miss, but this lady here says she thinks you done a murder and a robbery,' he said, and his face added that its owner right now was not thinking the same thing and didn't want to get into trouble with anyone, especially Tiffany. cache = ./cache/I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett.epub txt = ./txt/I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett author = Terry Pratchett title = The Last Continent date = pages = extension = .epub mime = application/epub+zip words = 97100 sentences = 10655 flesch = 95 summary = She hadn't said that bird were bad little boys who'd gone too close to the cliff edge, and in any case jellyfish would be more likely, but Ponder couldn't help thinking that, harmlessly insane though the woman had been, she might have had just the glimmerings of a point . 'I'm sitting in a cave in a country where everything bites you and it never rains and I'm talking, no offence, to a herbivore that smells of a carpet in a house where there are a lot of excitable puppies, and I've suddenly got this talent for finding jam sandwiches and inexplicable fairy cakes in unexpected places, and I've been shown something very odd in a picture on some old cave wall, and suddenly said kangaroo tells me time and space are all wrong and wants me to be sensible? People ought to have looked at one another in growing and horrified realization and said things like, 'By George, you know, he's right!' But these were wizards, capable of thinking very big thoughts in very small chunks. cache = ./cache/The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett.epub txt = ./txt/The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett author = Terry Pratchett title = Thief of Time date = pages = extension = .epub mime = application/epub+zip words = 104542 sentences = 11714 flesch = 95 summary = Aware that a lot could happen while people waited for Penelope to complete a thought process, Miss Susan waved at a clock on a shop across the square and said: 'And who can tell me the time here in Genua, please?' A wicked man readers could see he was wicked because it said he was wicked, right there on the page built a clock of glass in which he captured Time herself, but things went wrong because there was one part of the clock, a spring, that he couldn't make out of glass, and it broke under the strain. 'You will take up the brooms and sweep,' said the abbot, 'and you will sweep every day, and you will sweep until the day you find Lu-Tze and dare to say "Sweeper, it was I who knocked over and scattered your shrine and now I will in humility accompany you to the dojo of the Tenth Djim, in order to learn the Right Way." Only then, if you are still able, may you resume your studies here. cache = ./cache/Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett.epub txt = ./txt/Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett.txt === reduce.pl bib === === reduce.pl bib === id = The Truth - Terry Pratchett author = Terry Pratchett title = The Truth date = pages = extension = .epub mime = application/epub+zip words = 108632 sentences = 12612 flesch = 95 summary = So much for physiognomy, thought Mr Pin. This man could pass for the Patrician even in a good light, but while by all accounts Lord Vetinari would have already worked out all the nasty ways the future could go, Charlie was actually entertaining the idea that he was going to come out of this alive and might even outsmart Mr Pin. He was actually trying to be cunning. 'You know,' said William, in a sort of distant voice, 'I think it is quite likely that it would be impossible to improve this piece in any way. William was used to a certain amount, usually from clients of his news letter complaining that he hadn't told them about the double-headed giants, plagues and rains of domestic animals that they had heard had been happening in Ankh-Morpork; his father had been right about one thing, at least, when he'd asserted that lies could run round the world before the truth could get its boots on. cache = ./cache/The Truth - Terry Pratchett.epub txt = ./txt/The Truth - Terry Pratchett.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = Pyramids - Terry Pratchett author = Terry Pratchett title = Pyramids date = pages = extension = .epub mime = application/epub+zip words = 89716 sentences = 8899 flesch = 92 summary = "It's all right," he said hastily as Teppic laid down his fork meaningfully, "it's perfectly safe provided every bit of stomach, liver and digestive tract is removed, that's why it cost so much, there's no such thing as a second-best blowfish chef, it's the most expensive food in the world, people write poems about it-" "Listen," said the king, whose urgency was equalled only by the servants' total inability to hear anything he was saying, "you must find my son and tell him to forget about the pyramid business, at least until I've thought about it a bit, there are one or two points which seem a little self-contradictory about the whole afterlife arrangements, and-" Seven thousand years ago Khuft had led his people out of Teppic couldn't remember, but somewhere where they hadn't liked being, probably, and for thoroughly good reasons; it was at times like this he wished he knew more history and had prayed in the desert and the gods of the place had shown him the Old Kingdom. cache = ./cache/Pyramids - Terry Pratchett.epub txt = ./txt/Pyramids - Terry Pratchett.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett author = My Computer title = Pratchett, Terry - Discworld 31 - A Hat Full Of Sky.txt - Notepad date = pages = extension = .epub mime = application/epub+zip words = 81820 sentences = 8985 flesch = 99 summary = Miss Tick another witch, but one who was easier to talk to than the witch who'd given Tiffany the hat had said that a witch had to know how to 'stand apart', and that Pratchett, Terry Discworld 31 A Hat Full Of Sky.txt The wood was about half an hour's walk away, with Miss Tick and Tiffany taking turns to carry the suitcase. 'Yes, Miss Tick,' said Tiffany, trotting forward like a good girl. Tiffany, a girl who listened to what people said, watched Miss Level closely. 'I shall drop in when I come up for the Witch Trials,' said Miss Tick as Tiffany felt 'Er, do you mean that you both-' Tiffany began, but the Miss Level on the right said quickly, There is no both. 'Just to see if you're all right, I think,' said Miss Level, watching Tiffany carefully. cache = ./cache/A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett.epub txt = ./txt/A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett author = Terry Pratchett title = Interesting Times date = pages = extension = .epub mime = application/epub+zip words = 95525 sentences = 11206 flesch = 94 summary = 'So what you're tellin' me,' said Ridcully, eventually, 'is that this Rincewind fella has been chased by just about every army in the world, has been bounced around life like a pea on a drum, and probably is the one wizard who knows anything about the Agatean Empire on account of once being friends with,' he glanced at his notes,' "a strange little man in glasses" who came from there and gave him this funny thing with the legs you all keep alluding to. It had come as a revelation to Lord Hong when he looked at the problem the Ankh-Morpork way and realized that it might just possibly be better to give the job of Auspicious Dog-maker to some peasant with a fair idea about metal and explosive earths than to some clerk who'd got the highest marks in an examination to find the best poem about iron. 'Er. Anyone know what the Great Wizard looks like?' said Rincewind. cache = ./cache/Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett.epub txt = ./txt/Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = Small Gods - Terry Pratchett author = Terry Pratchett title = Small Gods date = pages = extension = .epub mime = application/epub+zip words = 93075 sentences = 11602 flesch = 96 summary = "Now, Brutha," he said, "you know what happens to people who tell falsehoods, don't you?" So Brutha grew up in the sure and certain knowledge of the Great God Om. Brutha grew up knowing that Om's eyes were on him all the time, especially in places like the privy, and that demons assailed him on all sides and were only kept at bay by the strength of his belief and the weight of grandmother's cane, which was kept behind the door on those rare occasions when it was not being used. "The Great God Om"-holy horns-"would know that He Himself said unto the Prophet Wallspur-" Brutha coughed and assumed the creased-eyebrow squint that meant serious thought was being undertaken. "Whatever you say," said Brutha, "I still know that you can't truly be Om. The God would not talk like that about His chosen ones." cache = ./cache/Small Gods - Terry Pratchett.epub txt = ./txt/Small Gods - Terry Pratchett.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = Soul Music - Terry Pratchett author = Terry Pratchett title = Soul Music date = pages = extension = .epub mime = application/epub+zip words = 98012 sentences = 12266 flesch = 97 summary = "I happen to know," said Glod, abandoning that line of conversation, "that there's a lot of places in the city that don't like paying Guild rates. "Look," said Susan, "I'd just like you to know that I don't believe any of this. "Look, Albert," said Susan, in the voice one uses to the simpleminded, "even if there was a "Death" like that, and frankly it's quite ridiculous to go anthropomorphizing a simple natural function, no-one can inherit anything from it. think it sounds right," said Imp. Glod shrugged, and pulled a handful of coins out of his pocket. The old music shop was right up against the University, after all, and magic did leak out despite what the wizards always said about the talking rats and walking trees just being statistical flukes. "Sounds like there's a lot of people in," said Glod. cache = ./cache/Soul Music - Terry Pratchett.epub txt = ./txt/Soul Music - Terry Pratchett.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = d! - Terry Pratchett author = Terry Pratchett title = Thud! date = pages = extension = .epub mime = application/epub+zip words = 112507 sentences = 11973 flesch = 96 summary = 'Carrot, wouldn't we know if something like that had happened?' said Vimes, but in the theatre of his mind Angua and Fred Colon uttered their cassandraic warnings again. Ì thought you'd got rid of that thing, sir,' said Angua as Vimes snapped the lid shut. When the mugs were brought in, with just a little spilled on Helmclever's desk because his hand was shaking, Vimes said: Ì must see Grag Hamcrusher, sir.' Ìt doesn't look that good to dwarfs, if it comes to that,' said Vimes. When she bustled out in the direction of the kitchens Vimes turned to the watchmen and debated for a moment whether to give that sheepish little grin and eye-roll that between men means 'Women, eh?' and decided not to on the basis that the watchmen consisted of Lance-Constable Humpeding, who'd think he was a fool, and Captain Carrot, who wouldn't know what it meant. You look like just another dwarf,' said Vimes. cache = ./cache/d! - Terry Pratchett.epub txt = ./txt/d! - Terry Pratchett.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett author = Terry Pratchett title = Reaper Man date = pages = extension = .epub mime = application/epub+zip words = 79399 sentences = 9366 flesch = 95 summary = There weren't many things people wanted a 130-year-old wizard to do, and Windle had got into the habit of arriving at the dining-table up to two hours before each meal, simply to pass the time. "Anyway," the captain went on, oblivious to the faint metallic noises, "the Patrician calls through the keyhole, see, and says to me, "Douglas, I wonder if you wouldn't mind nipping down to the University and asking the head man if he would be so good as to step up here, if he's not too busy?" But I can always go back and tell him you're engagin' in a bit of student humour, if you like." hold on," said Ridcully, "If people are coming to the end of their life and leaving their bodies and everything, but Death isn't taking them away -" cache = ./cache/Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett.epub txt = ./txt/Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett author = Pratchett, Terry title = Raising Steam: (Discworld novel 40) (Discworld Novels) date = pages = extension = .epub mime = application/epub+zip words = 130144 sentences = 8066 flesch = 85 summary = Lord Vetinari looked down his nose at Moist momentarily and said icily, 'Since you have finally decided to join us at this difficult time, Mister Lipwig, I will tell you that there was once a man called Ned Simnel who made a mechanical device, propelled in some arcane way, for taking in the harvest. Moist smiled and headed for the door, showing his panic only on the inside, and as his hand reached the doorknob Vetinari's voice behind him said, 'Mister Lipwig, you surely realize that a thoughtful prince, a prince who wishes to keep his throne for some time and is shrewd in the ways of people, would not travel in a thrilling armoured train … He would put somebody else on that train, somebody expendable, having himself travelled the previous day in a suitable disguise. cache = ./cache/Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett.epub txt = ./txt/Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett author = Terry Pratchett title = The Colour of Magic date = pages = extension = .epub mime = application/epub+zip words = 66878 sentences = 5845 flesch = 90 summary = That's fine." Twoflower took out the golden disc that Rincewind had noticed before, squinted at its unseen face for a moment, muttered "Thirty seconds should about do it," and said brightly, "Smile please!" "Yarg," said Rincewind and then, because somehow that was hardly enough to keep up his side of the conversation, added, "I don't think it looks very like me, though." The coins quietened the men's agitation in the way that gold can, and Rincewind was amazed to find, half a minute later, that he was holding a little glass portrait of Twoflower wielding a huge notched sword and smiling as though all his dreams had come true. "Rincewind thinks he ought to be able to harness the lightning," said the picture-imp, who was observing the passing scene from the tiny doorway of the box slung around Twoflower's neck. cache = ./cache/The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett.epub txt = ./txt/The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett.txt Building ./etc/reader.txt Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett Night Watch - Terry Pratchett Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett number of items: 45 sum of words: 4,013,109 average size in words: 93,328 average readability score: 94 nouns: people; time; man; way; something; sir; things; thing; one; head; hand; someone; bit; door; voice; eyes; world; lot; anything; face; day; men; nothing; place; air; everyone; moment; night; city; kind; sort; life; anyone; course; room; hands; mind; years; fact; everything; death; feet; side; water; word; point; light; words; end; front verbs: was; said; had; is; be; do; have; were; ’s; ''s; did; are; been; know; got; see; think; looked; get; going; go; thought; say; look; ''re; ’re; come; made; turned; has; make; want; went; ''ve; put; does; mean; ’ve; ’m; being; let; tell; take; ’d; ''m; knew; find; took; looking; heard adjectives: good; little; other; old; right; big; more; few; small; much; sure; many; long; own; last; same; young; great; dead; new; full; least; first; bad; wrong; black; most; better; whole; real; certain; nice; red; white; large; open; best; hard; strange; important; dark; high; next; several; only; true; such; huge; stupid; sorry adverbs: n’t; not; n''t; up; just; then; out; so; now; very; down; here; back; there; all; even; on; too; away; never; really; again; only; off; always; as; still; around; in; right; more; well; quite; ever; probably; over; much; else; of; rather; once; enough; at; far; also; perhaps; somewhere; almost; carefully; maybe pronouns: it; you; he; i; his; they; she; we; her; him; them; me; your; my; their; its; us; himself; our; herself; itself; themselves; yourself; em; one; ''s; ''em; myself; ’s; yours; mine; Ì; ourselves; ye; ours; ’em; theirs; hers; i-; d''you; thee; huh; meself; s; Òf; yer; thy; ye’re; ya; ng proper nouns: vimes; mr; granny; tiffany; rincewind; nanny; moist; carrot; miss; ankh; morpork; vetinari; lord; mrs; magrat; ogg; nobby; ridcully; sir; mister; weatherwax; susan; angua; teppic; william; king; brutha; watch; johnny; colon; archchancellor; sergeant; lady; igor; cohen; god; dean; detritus; ye; rob; polly; lipwig; victor; glenda; sam; dibbler; ponder; patrician; mau; guild keywords: look; good; ankh; right; morpork; like; vetinari; vimes; mrs; miss; granny; weatherwax; watch; lord; ogg; death; university; thing; nobby; nanny; king; carrot; rincewind; ridcully; colon; archchancellor; patrician; mister; dean; yes; tiffany; sergeant; ponder; guild; detritus; bursar; sir; librarian; lancre; lady; igor; fred; esme; cohen; arthur; angua; sam; rob; mrs.; mr. one topic; one dimension: said file(s): ./cache/Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett.epub titles(s): Carpe Jugulum three topics; one dimension: said; said; said file(s): ./cache/d! - Terry Pratchett.epub, ./cache/Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett.epub, ./cache/ation - Terry Pratchett.epub titles(s): Thud! | Wintersmith | Nation five topics; three dimensions: said vimes like; said tiffany like; said like just; said rincewind like; said nanny granny file(s): ./cache/d! - Terry Pratchett.epub, ./cache/A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett.epub, ./cache/Soul Music - Terry Pratchett.epub, ./cache/Small Gods - Terry Pratchett.epub, ./cache/Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett.epub titles(s): Thud! | Pratchett, Terry - Discworld 31 - A Hat Full Of Sky.txt - Notepad | Soul Music | Small Gods | Unseen Academicals Type: zip2carrel title: ralphs-prachett date: 2021-01-15 time: 18:11 username: emorgan patron: Eric Morgan email: emorgan@nd.edu input: JoriOIYbGw.zip ==== make-pages.sh htm files ==== make-pages.sh complex files ==== make-pages.sh named enities ==== making bibliographics id: Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett author: title: date: words: nan sentences: nan pages: flesch: nan cache: txt: summary: id: - Terry Pratchett author: title: date: words: nan sentences: nan pages: flesch: nan cache: txt: summary: id: A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett author: My Computer title: Pratchett, Terry - Discworld 31 - A Hat Full Of Sky.txt - Notepad date: words: 81820.0 sentences: 8985.0 pages: flesch: 99.0 cache: ./cache/A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett.epub txt: ./txt/A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett.txt summary: Miss Tick another witch, but one who was easier to talk to than the witch who''d given Tiffany the hat had said that a witch had to know how to ''stand apart'', and that Pratchett, Terry Discworld 31 A Hat Full Of Sky.txt The wood was about half an hour''s walk away, with Miss Tick and Tiffany taking turns to carry the suitcase. ''Yes, Miss Tick,'' said Tiffany, trotting forward like a good girl. Tiffany, a girl who listened to what people said, watched Miss Level closely. ''I shall drop in when I come up for the Witch Trials,'' said Miss Tick as Tiffany felt ''Er, do you mean that you both-'' Tiffany began, but the Miss Level on the right said quickly, There is no both. ''Just to see if you''re all right, I think,'' said Miss Level, watching Tiffany carefully. id: Night Watch - Terry Pratchett author: My Computer title: Microsoft Word Viewer - Pratchett, Terry - Discworld 29 - Night Watch.doc date: words: 117510.0 sentences: 12523.0 pages: flesch: 96.0 cache: ./cache/Night Watch - Terry Pratchett.epub txt: ./txt/Night Watch - Terry Pratchett.txt summary: ''Yes, Igor?'' said Vimes, wondering not for the first time why anyone with stitches all round his head needed to tell anyone who he was.* ''I''ve never heard of you, and I know this city like the back of my hand,'' said Vimes. ''Mister Vimes, you''re thinking: I''in back in time, and damn me, I''in probably going to end up being the sergeant that teaches me all I know, right?'' ''People who come in by the back door,'' said Vimes, looking around the little room. Would you like a slice?'' ''I think it was five dollars, corporal,'' said Vimes, and watched the man''s lizard eyes flash towards the young lanceconstable. ''Well, I had a little brush with Captain Swing last night,'' Vimes said, ''and he was as polite as hell to me about it, but I''d bet my boots he knows that this lad and his friend came after me. id: Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett author: Pratchett, Terry title: Raising Steam: (Discworld novel 40) (Discworld Novels) date: words: 130144.0 sentences: 8066.0 pages: flesch: 85.0 cache: ./cache/Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett.epub txt: ./txt/Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett.txt summary: Lord Vetinari looked down his nose at Moist momentarily and said icily, ''Since you have finally decided to join us at this difficult time, Mister Lipwig, I will tell you that there was once a man called Ned Simnel who made a mechanical device, propelled in some arcane way, for taking in the harvest. Moist smiled and headed for the door, showing his panic only on the inside, and as his hand reached the doorknob Vetinari''s voice behind him said, ''Mister Lipwig, you surely realize that a thoughtful prince, a prince who wishes to keep his throne for some time and is shrewd in the ways of people, would not travel in a thrilling armoured train … He would put somebody else on that train, somebody expendable, having himself travelled the previous day in a suitable disguise. id: ation - Terry Pratchett author: Terry Pratchett title: Nation date: words: 106903.0 sentences: 9582.0 pages: flesch: 97.0 cache: ./cache/ation - Terry Pratchett.epub txt: ./txt/ation - Terry Pratchett.txt summary: He could hear her voice, though, singing the song about the god of Fire, and how the Papervine Woman got fed up with him chasing her daughters and bound his hands to his sides with great coils of vine; and Man''s younger sister used to laugh at that and chase him with coils of—But a wave passed over his mind, and he was glad it washed the bright memory away. The girl looked at him nervously and said: "My name is, um…Daphne." She gave a little cough and added, "Yes, Daphne." She pointed to herself and held out her hand. "Yes," said Mau. They fell into another of those awkward silences, which the ghost girl ended with: "My father will come, you know. Pilu had said Mau heard dead grandfathers in his head, and she''d thought, well, something like that would be bound to happen after all the boy had been through. id: Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett author: Terry Pratchett title: Carpe Jugulum date: words: 101325.0 sentences: 11699.0 pages: flesch: 98.0 cache: ./cache/Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett.epub txt: ./txt/Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett.txt summary: ''Well, the potato wasn''t big enough for the official seal and I don''t know what a seal look like in any case but I reckon dat''s a good carvin'' of a duck I done there,'' said the troll cheerfully. Nanny had warned her about it but, even so, it was unnerving to turn up at Granny''s cottage and find her stretched out on the floor as stiff as a stick and holding, in fingers that were almost blue, a card with the words: I ATE''NT DEAD.[5] It just meant that she was out in the world somewhere, seeing life through the eyes of a badger or a pigeon, riding as an unheeded passenger in its mind. ''Sadly, not everyone knows witches like we do,'' said Verence, with what Nanny in her overheated state thought was unnecessary diplomacy. ''The trouble is that people always think of vampires in terms of their diet,'' said the Count, as Nanny hurried away. They sat in grey silence for a while, and then Nanny Ogg said: ''My own granny has an old country sayin'' she always trotted out at times like this. id: d! - Terry Pratchett author: Terry Pratchett title: Thud! date: words: 112507.0 sentences: 11973.0 pages: flesch: 96.0 cache: ./cache/d! - Terry Pratchett.epub txt: ./txt/d! - Terry Pratchett.txt summary: ''Carrot, wouldn''t we know if something like that had happened?'' said Vimes, but in the theatre of his mind Angua and Fred Colon uttered their cassandraic warnings again. Ì thought you''d got rid of that thing, sir,'' said Angua as Vimes snapped the lid shut. When the mugs were brought in, with just a little spilled on Helmclever''s desk because his hand was shaking, Vimes said: Ì must see Grag Hamcrusher, sir.'' Ìt doesn''t look that good to dwarfs, if it comes to that,'' said Vimes. When she bustled out in the direction of the kitchens Vimes turned to the watchmen and debated for a moment whether to give that sheepish little grin and eye-roll that between men means ''Women, eh?'' and decided not to on the basis that the watchmen consisted of Lance-Constable Humpeding, who''d think he was a fool, and Captain Carrot, who wouldn''t know what it meant. You look like just another dwarf,'' said Vimes. id: Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett author: Terry Pratchett title: Equal Rites date: words: 67556.0 sentences: 5888.0 pages: flesch: 92.0 cache: ./cache/Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett.epub txt: ./txt/Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett.txt summary: Granny was old and tired and not entirely clear about things after a long day, but to survive as a witch requires an ability to jump to very large conclusions and as she stared at the staff in the flames and heard the scream her hands were already reaching for the big black kettle. By the time the warm Rim winds were blowing, and the snow remained only as little streaks of slush on the Hub side of trees, Esk knew how to prepare a range of ointments, several medicinal brandies, a score of special infusions, and a number of mysterious potions that Granny said she might learn the use of in good time. id: Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett author: Terry Pratchett title: DiscWorld 19 - Feet of Clay date: words: 97171.0 sentences: 11673.0 pages: flesch: 97.0 cache: ./cache/Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett.epub txt: ./txt/Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett.txt summary: Good old Sybilalthough she did tend to talk about curtains these days, but Sergeant Colon had said this happened to wives and was a biological thing and perfectly normal. ''Got the reports from the other Watch Houses, sir,'' he said, trotting along beside Vimes. ''I think you''d better come and look,'' said Angua, backing away. And they said hooray, and then he showed them what freedom costs and they called him a tyrant and, as soon as he''d been betrayed, they milled around a bit like barn-bred chickens who''ve seen the big world outside for the first time, and then they went back into the warm and shut the door— ''I think Dorfl wrote these words and put them in old Tubelcek''s mouth after the poor man died,'' said Carrot slowly, still looking from one piece of paper to the other. ''Looks like he''s doing all right by himself, sir,'' said Colon. id: Going Postal - Terry Pratchett author: Terry Pratchett title: Going Postal date: words: 120666.0 sentences: 12668.0 pages: flesch: 95.0 cache: ./cache/Going Postal - Terry Pratchett.epub txt: ./txt/Going Postal - Terry Pratchett.txt summary: ''On that general subject, sir,'' said Mr Wilkinson, ''me and the lads were wondering if you might like to unburden yourself, at this point in time, on the subject of the whereabouts of the place where the location of the spot is where, not to beat about the bush, you hid all that money you stole . Groat looked past Moist into the gloom and said: ''It''s all right, Stanley, there''s no need for that, we don''t want a Little Moment.'' To Moist he whispered: ''Best you put me down gently, sir . They had a special kind of directed madness; they said the rattle of the clacks got into your head and your thoughts beat time with it so that sooner or later you could tell what messages were going through by listening to the rattle of the shutters. ''Well, you know what it''s like with Post Office people, sir,'' said Groat. id: go - Terry Pratchett author: Terry Pratchett title: Jingo date: words: 107733.0 sentences: 12258.0 pages: flesch: 95.0 cache: ./cache/go - Terry Pratchett.epub txt: ./txt/go - Terry Pratchett.txt summary: ''Looks like we''re going to be in a fight, sarge,'' said Nobby, as the painter very carefully started on the final ''k''. ''You mean, like they viciously attack you while cowardly running away after tasting cold steel?'' said Nobby, who sometimes had a treacherously good memory for detail. And everyone had looked around at the weedcovered buildings and had shared the Thought, which remained unspoken but was made up of a lot of little thoughts like the occasional ripples in the pools, and the little splashes in the dark water of cellars that made the mind think of claws, winnowing the deeps, and the odd things that sometimes got washed up on beaches or tamed up in nets. Vimes looked back into the dark eyes for a moment, glanced at 71–hour Ahmed''s 24–carat grin, and said: ''So you have to know how to say things like "Give us all your money"?'' said Vimes. id: Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett author: Terry Pratchett title: Guards date: words: 100705.0 sentences: 10753.0 pages: flesch: 94.0 cache: ./cache/Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett.epub txt: ./txt/Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett.txt summary: Then Brother Doorkeeper said, "And then, if we get this dragon, the rightful king''ll turn up, just like that?" "Investigate what, sir?" said Colon, but it had already dawned on the captain that if the sergeant took some men it would leave him, Captain Vimes, all alone. "But before the rest of you good citizens disperse quietly and go about your business," said Vimes meaningfully, "I suggest you look hard at these dragons. One thing is, people haven''t got time for much else, and Sgt Colon says, when you go out on your Rounds and shout Twelve of the Clock and All''s Well while a dragon is melting the street you feel a bit of a Burke. "I always think we can all sleep safer in my bed knowing that these brave men are watching over us," said Lady Ramkin, walking sedately along the rank, like a treasure galleon running ahead of a mild breeze. id: Hogfather - Terry Pratchett author: Terry Pratchett title: Hogfather date: words: 97913.0 sentences: 11946.0 pages: flesch: 96.0 cache: ./cache/Hogfather - Terry Pratchett.epub txt: ./txt/Hogfather - Terry Pratchett.txt summary: ''Mister Teatime does not see the world in quite the same way as other people,'' said Downey, picking up the picture from his desk and looking at it thoughtfully. ''My great-grandpa went to see the head wizard about it, and he said'' he put on a strangled nasal voice which was his idea of how you talked when you''d got an education '' " Oh, there might be some temp''ry inconvenience now, my good man, but just you come back in fifty thousand years." Bloody wizards.'' HE ACTUALLY SAYS IN HIS LETTER, ''I BET YOU DON''T EXIST ''COS EVERYONE KNOWS ITS YORE PARENTS.'' OH YES, said Death, with what almost sounded like sarcasm, I''M SURE HIS PARENTS ARE JUST IMPATIENT TO BANG THEIR ELBOWS IN TWELVE FEET OF NARROW UNSWEPT CHIMNEY, I DON''T THINK. ''Looked like a lot of other things to me,'' said Ridcully. id: Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett author: Terry Pratchett title: Interesting Times date: words: 95525.0 sentences: 11206.0 pages: flesch: 94.0 cache: ./cache/Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett.epub txt: ./txt/Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett.txt summary: ''So what you''re tellin'' me,'' said Ridcully, eventually, ''is that this Rincewind fella has been chased by just about every army in the world, has been bounced around life like a pea on a drum, and probably is the one wizard who knows anything about the Agatean Empire on account of once being friends with,'' he glanced at his notes,'' "a strange little man in glasses" who came from there and gave him this funny thing with the legs you all keep alluding to. It had come as a revelation to Lord Hong when he looked at the problem the Ankh-Morpork way and realized that it might just possibly be better to give the job of Auspicious Dog-maker to some peasant with a fair idea about metal and explosive earths than to some clerk who''d got the highest marks in an examination to find the best poem about iron. ''Er. Anyone know what the Great Wizard looks like?'' said Rincewind. id: I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett author: Terry Pratchett title: I Shall Wear Midnight date: words: 112508.0 sentences: 8563.0 pages: flesch: 93.0 cache: ./cache/I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett.epub txt: ./txt/I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett.txt summary: They would be respectful, oh yes, and often a little bit nervous, as if they expected you to look inside their heads, which as a matter of fact you could probably do, using the good old witch''s standbys of First Sight and Second Thoughts.6 But these weren''t really magic. ''I do not think that you and I, Miss Tiffany Aching, have had more than the simplest and most practical of conversations in all the time you have been seeing to me, yes?'' he said when she had him settled with his walking-stick in his hands so that he could lean on it. ''Sorry, Tiff … I mean, miss, but this lady here says she thinks you done a murder and a robbery,'' he said, and his face added that its owner right now was not thinking the same thing and didn''t want to get into trouble with anyone, especially Tiffany. id: Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett author: Terry Pratchett title: Johnny and the Bomb date: words: 50026.0 sentences: 6561.0 pages: flesch: 99.0 cache: ./cache/Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett.epub txt: ./txt/Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett.txt summary: He doesn''t look a bit like Adolf Hitler." "Anyway, you''re not that good a shot," said Wobbler. questions." "What, like "are you a loony?" "It''s be sound to go a long way back in time," said Wobbler. "I saw this film, Curse of the Revenge of the Werewolf," said Bigmac, "and someone heard a snarl like that and went into a dark alley, and next thing, he was lying there with all his special effects got her trolley?" "Oh, yes." "I liked the look on his face when you said you''d bring Guilty in. electricity?" "Yoless says you can''t have time machines because everyone''d keep changing the future," said Johnny. "This," said Kirsty, "is no ordinary shopping trolley." "It''s got Tesco written on it," Johnny pointed out, hopping up and down as he replaced his You''ve got me thinking like that now!" The rest of the universe said that time wasn''t an object, it was just Nature''s way of id: Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett author: Terry Pratchett title: Johnny and the Dead date: words: 40695.0 sentences: 5348.0 pages: flesch: 97.0 cache: ./cache/Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett.epub txt: ./txt/Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett.txt summary: Wobbler said it was spooky and sometimes went home the long way, but Johnny was disappointed that it wasn''t spookier. '' I saw a thing in a book once,'' said Johnny,'' about these people in Mexico or somewhere, where they all go down to the cemetery for a big fiesta at Halloween every year. ''Call any time you like,'' said the Alderman, as Johnny walked away as quickly yet politely as possible. ''Um.'' It occurred to Johnny that people doing quite a lot of the revolutions-recently had said they were overthrowing communist oppressors, but William Stickers looked so eager he didn''t quite know how to say this. And then there was Johnny, and Wobbler, and Bigmac, who said he was the last of the well hard skinheads but was actually a skinny kid with short hair and flat feet Page 7 ''Well, there''s a huge cemetery for dead people, and all the living people are crammed up in that thing,'' said Johnny. id: Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett author: Terry Pratchett title: Lords And Ladies date: words: 91777.0 sentences: 10671.0 pages: flesch: 97.0 cache: ./cache/Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett.epub txt: ./txt/Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett.txt summary: "All you need to know right now," said Granny Weatherwax, "is that we''ve got to put a stop to Them." "Queen Magrat, eh?" said Nanny Ogg, trying to lighten the atmosphere a bit. "But who''d be daft enough to come up here and dance around the stones?" said Nanny Ogg, and then, as a treacherous thought drifted across her mind, she added, "Magrat''s been away with us the whole time." "I''ll find out sooner or later, you know," said Nanny Ogg. Jason didn''t turn his head, but his hammer stopped in mid-air. "You knows you always feels better for telling your old mum," said Nanny Ogg. The iron cooled from red to spitting black. You don''t want to muck about with a hand like that," said Nanny Ogg helpfully, looking over her shoulder. id: Making Money - Terry Pratchett author: Terry Pratchett title: Making Money date: words: 116328.0 sentences: 11616.0 pages: flesch: 94.0 cache: ./cache/Making Money - Terry Pratchett.epub txt: ./txt/Making Money - Terry Pratchett.txt summary: hand suit at some shonky shop and repair to Mrs Eucrasia Arcanum''s Lodging House for Respectable Working Men, where with a tip of a hat and some wire-rimmed spectacles he''d be Mr Trespass Hatchcock, a wool salesman, who stayed there every time his business brought him to the city and who always brought her a little gift suitable for a widow of the age she''d like people to think she was. id: Maskerade - Terry Pratchett author: Terry Pratchett title: Maskerade date: words: 87638.0 sentences: 9972.0 pages: flesch: 96.0 cache: ./cache/Maskerade - Terry Pratchett.epub txt: ./txt/Maskerade - Terry Pratchett.txt summary: ''You recall young Agnes Nitt?'' said Nanny as Granny Weatherwax tried to find the milk. They said: "Oh, and by the way, people say there''s some man in evening dress who haunts the place, haha, ridiculous, isn''t it, these theatrical people, like children really, haha, but you may find it keeps them happy if you always keep Box Eight free on first nights, haha." I remember that quite well. ''Wouldn''t like to come between him and his pudding,'' said Nanny Ogg. Granny was staring out of the window. ''Well, well,'' said Granny, smiling in a way that everyone except Nanny Ogg would think of as innocent. ''Good morning, mister,'' said Nanny Ogg. He looked, in some puzzlement, from her to Granny Weatherwax. ''And how do you know what Mrs Ogg looks like?'' said Granny. ''I expect your Walter sees most of what goes on in the Opera House,'' said Granny, taking one of Mrs Plinge''s wrists in her hand. id: Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett author: Terry Pratchett title: Men at Arms date: words: 97250.0 sentences: 12339.0 pages: flesch: 96.0 cache: ./cache/Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett.epub txt: ./txt/Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett.txt summary: To the background of Nobby''s frantic coughing, Colon said, very quickly, "What I mean is, lance-constable, young Carrot''s got krisma. I just finds a cushy spot to spend my nights along at the High Energy Magic building at the University, no-one told me about all this bloody magic leaking out the whole time, next thing I know I open me eyes, head starts fizzing like a dose of salts, oh-oh, thinks I, here we go again, hello abstract conceptualizing, intellectual development here we come. "You know," said Detritus, after a while, "that look like that dwarf who make weapons in Rime Street." Carrot gave Gaspode the slightly puzzled look that people always gave him when he said ''woof instead of barking, nodded at Angua, and carried on towards Scoone Avenue and Lady Ramkin''s house. id: Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett author: Terry Pratchett title: Monstrous Regiment date: words: 118682.0 sentences: 13741.0 pages: flesch: 97.0 cache: ./cache/Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett.epub txt: ./txt/Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett.txt summary: ''Upon my oath, Corporal Strappi, it seems that what we''ve got ourselves here is nothin'' less than a good, old-fashioned patriot,'' he said, his eyes searching Polly''s face. ''Right, sergeant,'' said Corporal Strappi, holding up a picture frame on a handle, like a looking-glass.'' ''Pucker up, Private Parts.'' Polly, who was exactly the kind of person who looks around surreptitiously at times like these, saw that Shufti was singing it word-perfectly and Strappi actually did have tears in his eyes. ''Good thinking, sir,'' said the sergeant, watching Polly apply the lather across mouth and nose. They''re quick.'' He walked behind Blouse, took the razor from Polly''s grateful hand without a word, and said: ''There''s a few matters we ought to discuss, sir, private like. ''I quite understand, Perks, you must stand your turn like the other "lads",'' said Blouse, and Polly heard the inverted commas clank into place. id: Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett author: Terry Pratchett title: Moving Pictures date: words: 97964.0 sentences: 11226.0 pages: flesch: 95.0 cache: ./cache/Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett.epub txt: ./txt/Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett.txt summary: He jus'' said to me one day, "Deccan, it looks as though I''m dyin'', so it''s up to you now, ''cos if there''s no-one left that remembers properly it''ll all start happening again and you know what that means." Well, fair enough. What Victor would like to have said was: but you''re trolls, fierce animated rocks that live in the mountains and bash travellers with huge clubs very similar to the ones you''re holding now, and I thought when they said trolls they meant ordinary men dressed up in, oh, I don''t know, sacking painted grey or something. Victor found himself wedged between Ginger and a mountain troll in what looked like chain mail, but it turned out to be just Holy Wood chain mail, which was inexpertly knitted string painted silver. "I expect you''re wondering," said Gaspode, turning his penetrating stare on Victor once again, "how come I''m talking." id: Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1) author: Terry Pratchett title: Pyramids date: words: 89716.0 sentences: 8899.0 pages: flesch: 92.0 cache: ./cache/Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1).epub txt: ./txt/Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1).txt summary: "It''s all right," he said hastily as Teppic laid down his fork meaningfully, "it''s perfectly safe provided every bit of stomach, liver and digestive tract is removed, that''s why it cost so much, there''s no such thing as a second-best blowfish chef, it''s the most expensive food in the world, people write poems about it-" "Listen," said the king, whose urgency was equalled only by the servants'' total inability to hear anything he was saying, "you must find my son and tell him to forget about the pyramid business, at least until I''ve thought about it a bit, there are one or two points which seem a little self-contradictory about the whole afterlife arrangements, and-" Seven thousand years ago Khuft had led his people out of Teppic couldn''t remember, but somewhere where they hadn''t liked being, probably, and for thoroughly good reasons; it was at times like this he wished he knew more history and had prayed in the desert and the gods of the place had shown him the Old Kingdom. id: Pyramids - Terry Pratchett author: Terry Pratchett title: Pyramids date: words: 89716.0 sentences: 8899.0 pages: flesch: 92.0 cache: ./cache/Pyramids - Terry Pratchett.epub txt: ./txt/Pyramids - Terry Pratchett.txt summary: "It''s all right," he said hastily as Teppic laid down his fork meaningfully, "it''s perfectly safe provided every bit of stomach, liver and digestive tract is removed, that''s why it cost so much, there''s no such thing as a second-best blowfish chef, it''s the most expensive food in the world, people write poems about it-" "Listen," said the king, whose urgency was equalled only by the servants'' total inability to hear anything he was saying, "you must find my son and tell him to forget about the pyramid business, at least until I''ve thought about it a bit, there are one or two points which seem a little self-contradictory about the whole afterlife arrangements, and-" Seven thousand years ago Khuft had led his people out of Teppic couldn''t remember, but somewhere where they hadn''t liked being, probably, and for thoroughly good reasons; it was at times like this he wished he knew more history and had prayed in the desert and the gods of the place had shown him the Old Kingdom. id: Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett author: Terry Pratchett title: Reaper Man date: words: 79399.0 sentences: 9366.0 pages: flesch: 95.0 cache: ./cache/Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett.epub txt: ./txt/Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett.txt summary: There weren''t many things people wanted a 130-year-old wizard to do, and Windle had got into the habit of arriving at the dining-table up to two hours before each meal, simply to pass the time. "Anyway," the captain went on, oblivious to the faint metallic noises, "the Patrician calls through the keyhole, see, and says to me, "Douglas, I wonder if you wouldn''t mind nipping down to the University and asking the head man if he would be so good as to step up here, if he''s not too busy?" But I can always go back and tell him you''re engagin'' in a bit of student humour, if you like." hold on," said Ridcully, "If people are coming to the end of their life and leaving their bodies and everything, but Death isn''t taking them away -" id: Small Gods - Terry Pratchett author: Terry Pratchett title: Small Gods date: words: 93075.0 sentences: 11602.0 pages: flesch: 96.0 cache: ./cache/Small Gods - Terry Pratchett.epub txt: ./txt/Small Gods - Terry Pratchett.txt summary: "Now, Brutha," he said, "you know what happens to people who tell falsehoods, don''t you?" So Brutha grew up in the sure and certain knowledge of the Great God Om. Brutha grew up knowing that Om''s eyes were on him all the time, especially in places like the privy, and that demons assailed him on all sides and were only kept at bay by the strength of his belief and the weight of grandmother''s cane, which was kept behind the door on those rare occasions when it was not being used. "The Great God Om"-holy horns-"would know that He Himself said unto the Prophet Wallspur-" Brutha coughed and assumed the creased-eyebrow squint that meant serious thought was being undertaken. "Whatever you say," said Brutha, "I still know that you can''t truly be Om. The God would not talk like that about His chosen ones." id: Soul Music - Terry Pratchett author: Terry Pratchett title: Soul Music date: words: 98012.0 sentences: 12266.0 pages: flesch: 97.0 cache: ./cache/Soul Music - Terry Pratchett.epub txt: ./txt/Soul Music - Terry Pratchett.txt summary: "I happen to know," said Glod, abandoning that line of conversation, "that there''s a lot of places in the city that don''t like paying Guild rates. "Look," said Susan, "I''d just like you to know that I don''t believe any of this. "Look, Albert," said Susan, in the voice one uses to the simpleminded, "even if there was a "Death" like that, and frankly it''s quite ridiculous to go anthropomorphizing a simple natural function, no-one can inherit anything from it. think it sounds right," said Imp. Glod shrugged, and pulled a handful of coins out of his pocket. The old music shop was right up against the University, after all, and magic did leak out despite what the wizards always said about the talking rats and walking trees just being statistical flukes. "Sounds like there''s a lot of people in," said Glod. id: Sourcery - Terry Pratchett author: Terry Pratchett title: Sourcery date: words: 80729.0 sentences: 7583.0 pages: flesch: 92.0 cache: ./cache/Sourcery - Terry Pratchett.epub txt: ./txt/Sourcery - Terry Pratchett.txt summary: A thing with a goblin''s face, harpy''s body and hen''s legs turned its head in a series of little jerks and spoke in a voice like the peristalsis of mountains (although the deep resonant effect was rather spoiled because, of course, it couldn''t close its mouth). And so, forcing the Luggage to go all the way around to the gates anyway, because otherwise it''d only batter a hole in the wall, Rincewind quit the University with all the other insects and small frightened rodents and decided that if a few quiet beers wouldn''t allow him to see things in a different light, then a few more probably would. An hour later, as thunder began to roll in the clear skies above the city, and Rincewind was beginning to sing gently and forget all about cockroaches, and a lone mattress was wandering the streets, Spelter shut the door of the Archchancellor''s study and turned to face his fellow mages. id: The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett author: Terry Pratchett title: The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents date: words: 66277.0 sentences: 7596.0 pages: flesch: 100.0 cache: ./cache/The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett.epub txt: ./txt/The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett.txt summary: Now some of you,'' and here he cast a yellow eye towards Dangerous Beans, ''have some idea of going to some island somewhere and starting up a kind of rat civilization of your very own, which I think is very, you know, admirable, but for that you need… what did I tell you that you need?'' ''What Dangerous Beans means,'' said the female rat, ''is that all this stealing grains and cheese and gnawing holes in walls is, well…'' She looked up into Maurice''s yellow eyes. ''Nah, nah,'' said Maurice, who generally told people what they wanted to hear, ''I mean our rats can out-think most humans, OK? Maurice thought about the names he knew-Hamnpork, Dangerous Beans, Darktan, Sardines… ''Sounds like an ordinary kind of name to me,'' he said. ''Ah, it''ll end with you going to prison,'' said Malicia, but Maurice saw her staring at the stupid-looking Keith and at Sardines. id: The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett author: Terry Pratchett title: The Colour of Magic date: words: 66878.0 sentences: 5845.0 pages: flesch: 90.0 cache: ./cache/The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett.epub txt: ./txt/The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett.txt summary: That''s fine." Twoflower took out the golden disc that Rincewind had noticed before, squinted at its unseen face for a moment, muttered "Thirty seconds should about do it," and said brightly, "Smile please!" "Yarg," said Rincewind and then, because somehow that was hardly enough to keep up his side of the conversation, added, "I don''t think it looks very like me, though." The coins quietened the men''s agitation in the way that gold can, and Rincewind was amazed to find, half a minute later, that he was holding a little glass portrait of Twoflower wielding a huge notched sword and smiling as though all his dreams had come true. "Rincewind thinks he ought to be able to harness the lightning," said the picture-imp, who was observing the passing scene from the tiny doorway of the box slung around Twoflower''s neck. id: The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett author: Terry Pratchett title: The Fifth Elephant date: words: 108818.0 sentences: 12592.0 pages: flesch: 96.0 cache: ./cache/The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett.epub txt: ./txt/The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett.txt summary: ''Looks like it started in Gimlet''s Delicatessen,'' said Vimes, as the rest of the Watch moved in. ''Certainly sounds like an old lady to me, sir,'' said Vimes, his face wooden. ''And in Beyonk, sir, "Morpork" sounds exactly like their word for an item of ladies'' underwear,'' said Carrot. ''The name Vimes goes back a long time,'' said Wolfgang von Uberwald, who was doing one-handed press-ups in front of the fire. ''Yes.'' Angua rolled her eyes and said, in a voice of sing-song sarcasm, ''I was out in the woods one day and I fell into some old pit trap under the snow and some wolves found me and would have killed me but Gavin turned up and faced them down. ''Does Sybil come with me for this bit?'' said Vimes, and thought: we were guards like that, not so long ago . .. I mean, you look just like an ordinary dwarf,'' said Vimes weakly. id: The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett author: Terry Pratchett title: The Last Continent date: words: 97100.0 sentences: 10655.0 pages: flesch: 95.0 cache: ./cache/The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett.epub txt: ./txt/The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett.txt summary: She hadn''t said that bird were bad little boys who''d gone too close to the cliff edge, and in any case jellyfish would be more likely, but Ponder couldn''t help thinking that, harmlessly insane though the woman had been, she might have had just the glimmerings of a point . ''I''m sitting in a cave in a country where everything bites you and it never rains and I''m talking, no offence, to a herbivore that smells of a carpet in a house where there are a lot of excitable puppies, and I''ve suddenly got this talent for finding jam sandwiches and inexplicable fairy cakes in unexpected places, and I''ve been shown something very odd in a picture on some old cave wall, and suddenly said kangaroo tells me time and space are all wrong and wants me to be sensible? People ought to have looked at one another in growing and horrified realization and said things like, ''By George, you know, he''s right!'' But these were wizards, capable of thinking very big thoughts in very small chunks. id: The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett author: Terry Pratchett title: The Last Hero: A Discworld Fable date: words: 40670.0 sentences: 4416.0 pages: flesch: 95.0 cache: ./cache/The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett.epub txt: ./txt/The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett.txt summary: The end of the story began high above the world, but got lower and lower as it circled down towards the ancient and modern city of Ankh-Morpork, where, it was said, anything could be bought and sold — and if they didn''t have what you wanted they could steal it for you. "If I may recap, then, ladies and gentlemen," he said, as the hubbub died away, "according to the authorities in Hunghung, the capital of the Agatean Empire, the Emperor Ghengiz Cohen, formerly known to the world as Cohen the Barbarian, is well en route to the home of the gods with a device of considerable destructive power and the intention, apparently, of, in his words, "returning what was stolen". "So how come you left the Evil Dark Lord business, Harry?" said Cohen. "Are you sure Cohen''s all right in the head?" said Evil Harry, as he helped Boy Willie manoeuvre Hamish''s wheelchair over the ice. id: The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett author: Terry Pratchett title: The Light Fantastic date: words: 65551.0 sentences: 6168.0 pages: flesch: 92.0 cache: ./cache/The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett.epub txt: ./txt/The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett.txt summary: Thus, if a legend said of a notable hero that ''all men spoke of his prowess'' any bard who valued his life would add hastily ''except for a couple of people in his home village who thought he was a liar, and quite a lot of other people who had never really heard of him.'' Poetic simile was strictly limited to statements like ''his mighty steed was as fleet as the wind n a fairly calm day, say about Force Three,'' and any loose talk about a beloved having a face that launched a thousand ships would have to be backed by evidence that the object of desire did indeed look like a bottle of champagne. id: The Truth - Terry Pratchett author: Terry Pratchett title: The Truth date: words: 108632.0 sentences: 12612.0 pages: flesch: 95.0 cache: ./cache/The Truth - Terry Pratchett.epub txt: ./txt/The Truth - Terry Pratchett.txt summary: So much for physiognomy, thought Mr Pin. This man could pass for the Patrician even in a good light, but while by all accounts Lord Vetinari would have already worked out all the nasty ways the future could go, Charlie was actually entertaining the idea that he was going to come out of this alive and might even outsmart Mr Pin. He was actually trying to be cunning. ''You know,'' said William, in a sort of distant voice, ''I think it is quite likely that it would be impossible to improve this piece in any way. William was used to a certain amount, usually from clients of his news letter complaining that he hadn''t told them about the double-headed giants, plagues and rains of domestic animals that they had heard had been happening in Ankh-Morpork; his father had been right about one thing, at least, when he''d asserted that lies could run round the world before the truth could get its boots on. id: The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett author: Terry Pratchett title: The Wee Free Men date: words: 75591.0 sentences: 8388.0 pages: flesch: 100.0 cache: ./cache/The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett.epub txt: ./txt/The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett.txt summary: Tiffany''s mother used to tell him not to speak like that, although the Baron was always very respectful to Mr Aching since Granny had died two years ago, calling him the finest shepherd in these hills, and was generally held by the people in the village to be not too bad these days. And Tiffany''s father had said that, after each shepherd had worked his dogs, the judges would look nervously across at Granny Aching to see what she thought. Things were a lot easier after that, The bailiff was a little less unpleasant when rents were late, the Baron was a little more polite to people, and Tiffany''s father said one night after two beers that the Baron had been shown what happens when sheep rise up, and things might be different one day, and her mother hissed at him not to talk like that because you never knew who was listening. id: The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett author: Terry Pratchett title: The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld date: words: 80350.0 sentences: 7881.0 pages: flesch: 92.0 cache: ./cache/The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett.epub txt: ./txt/The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett.txt summary: At least I don''t look like I''ve been eating doughnuts in a wardrobe for years,'' he said, as they stepped out on to Death''s black lawn. Just by looking at him you could tell he was the sort of man you''d expect to keep awhite cat, and caress it idly while sentencing people to death in a piranha tank; and you''d hazard for good measure that he probably collected rare thin porcelain, turning it over and over in his blue-white fingers while distant screams echoed from the depths of the dungeons. Mrs Marietta Cosmopilite of 3 Quirm Street, Ankh-Morpork, believed the world was round, that a sprig of garlic in her underwear drawer kept away vampires, that it did you good to get out and have a laugh occasionally, that there was niceness in everyone if you only knew where to look, and that three horrible little dwarfs peered in at her undressing every night.† id: Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett author: Terry Pratchett title: Thief of Time date: words: 104542.0 sentences: 11714.0 pages: flesch: 95.0 cache: ./cache/Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett.epub txt: ./txt/Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett.txt summary: Aware that a lot could happen while people waited for Penelope to complete a thought process, Miss Susan waved at a clock on a shop across the square and said: ''And who can tell me the time here in Genua, please?'' A wicked man readers could see he was wicked because it said he was wicked, right there on the page built a clock of glass in which he captured Time herself, but things went wrong because there was one part of the clock, a spring, that he couldn''t make out of glass, and it broke under the strain. ''You will take up the brooms and sweep,'' said the abbot, ''and you will sweep every day, and you will sweep until the day you find Lu-Tze and dare to say "Sweeper, it was I who knocked over and scattered your shrine and now I will in humility accompany you to the dojo of the Tenth Djim, in order to learn the Right Way." Only then, if you are still able, may you resume your studies here. id: Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett author: Terry Pratchett title: Unseen Academicals date: words: 143419.0 sentences: 13266.0 pages: flesch: 93.0 cache: ./cache/Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett.epub txt: ./txt/Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett.txt summary: ''Mister Trev has been telling me wonderful things about the Dimmers, sir,'' said Nutt. I have bee n doing my best, Mister Trev, but it has really been slowing me down,'' said Nutt over his shoulder, ''and also Miss Glenda. Of course, there were the Little Sisters, who were certainly young and apparently female but it had to be said looked rather lik e intelligent chickens, and certainly weren''t seen at their best when you watched them feeding–but once again, ''girls'' did not seem the right word. ''Things are never all they seem, Mister Trev,'' said Nutt, without looking up from his fe verish activity, ''and the acoustics in these cellars are very good. ''I don''t know, sir,'' said Glenda, ''but every man watching the football has got one. id: Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett author: Terry Pratchett title: Wintersmith date: words: 91842.0 sentences: 9297.0 pages: flesch: 98.0 cache: ./cache/Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett.epub txt: ./txt/Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett.txt summary: And then, when all the words had been said, the loom would stop with a shock of sudden silence, and Miss Treason would turn around in her big heavy chair, which had wheels on it, and remove the black blindfold from her pearly gray eyes and say: When Tiffany looked into the pale-gray sky, she saw the flakes drifting down in soft, feathery clusters; it was the kind of snow that people back home on the Chalk called "Granny Aching shearing her sheep." After a while Miss Treason looked past Tiffany and said: "Ye wee Feegle schemies! "I should like a cup of black tea," said the old woman as Tiffany walked in, looking thoughtful. One day Miss Treason had said, "This young man who writes to you…is he your beau?" and Tiffany had changed the subject until she had time to look up the word in the dictionary and then more time to stop blushing. id: Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett author: Terry Pratchett title: Witches Abroad date: words: 82747.0 sentences: 9225.0 pages: flesch: 97.0 cache: ./cache/Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett.epub txt: ./txt/Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett.txt summary: But the trouble was that ignorance became more interesting, especially big fascinating ignorance about huge and important things like matter and creation, and people stopped patiently building their little houses of rational sticks in the chaos of the universe and started getting interested in the chaos itself partly because it was a lot easier to be an expert on chaos, but mostly because it made really good patterns that you could put on a t-shirt. A squint looks good on a witch," said Granny Weatherwax. "I don''t like the way everyone''s looking at us," said Magrat, as Nanny babbled on to the perplexed man in her very own esperanto. Of course, anyone who spent much time in the company of Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg got used to being stared at; they were the kind of people that filled every space from edge to edge. id: Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett author: Terry Pratchett title: Wyrd Sisters date: words: 87379.0 sentences: 9003.0 pages: flesch: 95.0 cache: ./cache/Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett.epub txt: ./txt/Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett.txt summary: Of course, it was all very gratifying, but it was a bit nerve-racking to start one''s working life as village witch between Granny and, on the other side of the forest, Nanny Ogg. It''d been her idea to form a local coven. "The point is," said Granny, "that people are going to come looking. "I think," she said helplessly, "that it might be a good idea if you have a quiet word with Nanny Ogg one of these days. "And now," said the duke, his voice dripping across the Fool like treacle over a pudding, "tell me about witches . "A man could go far, knowing his rights like you do," said Granny. "Next time you have a look at him like a witch, not like a woman," said Nanny, and gave Magrat a conspiratorial nudge. id: The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett author: Terry Pratchett; Jacqueline Simpson title: The Folklore of Discworld date: words: 112320.0 sentences: 6833.0 pages: flesch: 82.0 cache: ./cache/The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett.epub txt: ./txt/The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett.txt summary: Of course it''s perfectly natural that Mrs Gogol''s house moves about on four large duck feet, because Baba Yaga''s hut spins around on chicken legs in the forests of Russia; of course the Nac Mac Feegle are pictsies, not pixies, because of stories the Scots told about Picts; of course there''s an ancient king sleeping in a cavern deep under a mountain in Lancre, because that''s what King Arthur does in England and Scotland, and the Emperor Barbarossa in Germany. A healthy young couple out in the country and in a world without modern medical understanding or any idea of the meaning of the term ''limited gene pool'', give birth to a child who looks like a little old man, or is beautiful but very backward, or eats incessantly but nevertheless fails to thrive … and the only reason the family can find lies in folklore: ''the fairies stole our beautiful child and left one of their own.'' A horrible thought, yet not quite so horrible for the parents as one religious alternative: ''It''s our own fault the baby is like this, it''s a judgement on us for our sins.'' ==== make-pages.sh questions ==== make-pages.sh search ==== make-pages.sh topic modeling corpus Zipping study carrel