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29698	Bond, Nelson S.	Lighter Than You Think			.txt	text/plain	4496	535	90	_It's possible that you won't agree with us that Pat Pending's "What good is happiness," demanded Joyce, "if you can't buy money with "Surely you've heard of the great Patrick Pending, Miss Thomas?" asked "I," he announced modestly, "am Pat Pending--the greatest inventulator Miss Thomas turned on Pat a gaze of fawning admiration. "Well, Mr. Mallory," said Pat, "do you believe me now?" "Turn the knob on the cane," advised Pat, "to your normal weight. Ninety-nine percent of the time Pat Pending talks "You wanted to know how Pat could make money from his invention. Pat said uncertainly, "I don't know. ears--on the use of Pat's lightening rod. "Pat will do that just before the horses move onto the track. Sandy nodded to Pat. Pending twisted the knob on his lightening rod and handed the stick to "About six pounds," said Pat. "Up there, Mr. Mallory!" bawled Pat.	./cache/29698.txt	./txt/29698.txt