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29419	Various	The Book of Anecdotes and Budget of Fun; containing a collection of over one thousand of the most laughable sayings and jokes of celebrated wits and humorists.			.txt	text/plain	78785	5769	85	A MAN, hearing of another who was 100 years old, said contemptuously: A GENTLEMAN asked a friend, in a somewhat knowing manner, "Pray, sir, the chimney-piece, when a gentleman coming up to him, said, "Sir, as "IS Mr. Brown a man of means?" asked a gentleman of old Mrs. Fizzleton, "Why," said the old man, "this here is one cabbage head, ain't it?" head knowingly, 'Have you got a sorrel horse then?' 'Yes,' said the man, "Ah," said the sly old fellow, "and wouldn't you like to know!" three." "Well, let us hear," said the old man. accident, "My dear Sir," said the old man, "I give you joy of your "O Sir," said he, "where are your _good witnesses_?" the Khazee said to the old man, "He is long--do you think he has got that tree is?" The young man returned and said the tree would not come.	./cache/29419.txt	./txt/29419.txt