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43419	Jones, Walter	Jiglets: A series of sidesplitting gyrations reeled off—			.txt	text/plain	15875	1518	95	"Look here," says Percy, "I never drink water unless it's absolutely "Look here," says he, "I thought you said this water was healthy. Percy finally got enough pancakes and paid his ten cents like a man. "That's all right," says the grocer, "it knows its own way around the "Assulting you?" says he; "you wanted some of the usual and you got it One day a friend of mine came to me and says: "Hello, old man!" says he, "come and have a drink." "I know it," says I, "but I want to know where he's got to." "Sorry, old man, to see you in such a condition last night," says he. "What has her feet got to do with it?" says he, "I'm marrying the girl, "Let me tell you how I got engaged to her," says he. "Ha!" says one of them, "we've got you.	./cache/43419.txt	./txt/43419.txt