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inflating: ./tmp/input/input-file/44799.txt inflating: ./tmp/input/input-file/45069.txt inflating: ./tmp/input/input-file/46691.txt inflating: ./tmp/input/input-file/metadata.csv caution: excluded filename not matched: *MACOSX* === DIRECTORIES: ./tmp/input === DIRECTORY: ./tmp/input/input-file === metadata file: ./tmp/input/input-file/metadata.csv === found metadata file === updating bibliographic database Building study carrel named subject-caricaturesAndCartoons-gutenberg FILE: cache/29560.txt OUTPUT: txt/29560.txt FILE: cache/29463.txt OUTPUT: txt/29463.txt FILE: cache/28324.txt OUTPUT: txt/28324.txt FILE: cache/29647.txt OUTPUT: txt/29647.txt FILE: cache/28003.txt OUTPUT: txt/28003.txt FILE: cache/30210.txt OUTPUT: txt/30210.txt FILE: cache/26388.txt OUTPUT: txt/26388.txt FILE: cache/5646.txt OUTPUT: txt/5646.txt FILE: cache/5645.txt OUTPUT: txt/5645.txt FILE: cache/19126.txt OUTPUT: txt/19126.txt FILE: cache/30678.txt OUTPUT: txt/30678.txt FILE: cache/2648.txt OUTPUT: txt/2648.txt 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FILE: cache/44743.txt OUTPUT: txt/44743.txt FILE: cache/38056.txt OUTPUT: txt/38056.txt FILE: cache/42299.txt OUTPUT: txt/42299.txt FILE: cache/46691.txt OUTPUT: txt/46691.txt FILE: cache/44799.txt OUTPUT: txt/44799.txt FILE: cache/45069.txt OUTPUT: txt/45069.txt FILE: cache/44801.txt OUTPUT: txt/44801.txt FILE: cache/44806.txt OUTPUT: txt/44806.txt 4668 txt/../ent/4668.ent 4668 txt/../pos/4668.pos 4668 txt/../wrd/4668.wrd Traceback (most recent call last): File "/data-disk/reader-compute/reader-classic/bin/txt2keywords.py", line 54, in for keyword, score in ( yake( doc, ngrams=NGRAMS, topn=TOPN ) ) : File "/data-disk/python/lib/python3.8/site-packages/textacy/ke/yake.py", line 96, in yake word_scores = _compute_word_scores(doc, word_occ_vals, word_freqs, stop_words) File "/data-disk/python/lib/python3.8/site-packages/textacy/ke/yake.py", line 205, in _compute_word_scores freq_baseline = statistics.mean(freqs_nsw) + statistics.stdev(freqs_nsw) File "/data-disk/python/lib/python3.8/statistics.py", line 315, in mean raise StatisticsError('mean requires at least one data point') statistics.StatisticsError: mean requires at least one data point 28003 txt/../pos/28003.pos 30678 txt/../wrd/30678.wrd 28003 txt/../wrd/28003.wrd 28324 txt/../pos/28324.pos 28324 txt/../wrd/28324.wrd 28324 txt/../ent/28324.ent 30678 txt/../pos/30678.pos 28003 txt/../ent/28003.ent 30210 txt/../wrd/30210.wrd 30678 txt/../ent/30678.ent 30210 txt/../pos/30210.pos 30210 txt/../ent/30210.ent === file2bib.sh === id: 28003 author: Various title: Supplement to Punch, or the London Charivari, September 16, 1914 The New Rake's Progress: Cartoons from "Punch" Illustrating the Kaiser's Career, 1888-1914 date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/28003.txt cache: ./cache/28003.txt Content-Encoding UTF-8 Content-Type text/plain; charset=UTF-8 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 2 resourceName b'28003.txt' === file2bib.sh === id: 30678 author: Various title: Supplement to "Punch", 16th December 1914 The Unspeakable Turk date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/30678.txt cache: ./cache/30678.txt Content-Encoding ISO-8859-1 Content-Type text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 1 resourceName b'30678.txt' === file2bib.sh === id: 30210 author: Foote, G. W. (George William) title: Comic Bible Sketches, Reprinted from "The Freethinker" date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/30210.txt cache: ./cache/30210.txt Content-Encoding ISO-8859-1 Content-Type text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 2 resourceName b'30210.txt' === file2bib.sh === id: 28324 author: Various title: Supplement to "Punch, Or The London Charivari."—October 14, 1914 "Punch" and the Prussian Bully date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/28324.txt cache: ./cache/28324.txt Content-Encoding UTF-8 Content-Type text/plain; charset=UTF-8 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 2 resourceName b'28324.txt' === file2bib.sh === id: 21676 author: Herford, Oliver title: Confessions of a Caricaturist date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/21676.txt cache: ./cache/21676.txt Content-Encoding UTF-8 Content-Type text/plain; charset=UTF-8 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 2 resourceName b'21676.txt' 29463 txt/../wrd/29463.wrd 29463 txt/../pos/29463.pos 21676 txt/../pos/21676.pos === file2bib.sh === id: 4668 author: Adams, F. Colburn (Francis Colburn) title: Siege of Washington, D.C., written expressly for little people date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/4668.txt cache: ./cache/4668.txt Content-Encoding ISO-8859-1 Content-Type text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 1 resourceName b'4668.txt' Traceback (most recent call last): File "/data-disk/reader-compute/reader-classic/bin/file2bib.py", line 107, in text = textacy.preprocessing.normalize.normalize_quotation_marks( text ) File "/data-disk/python/lib/python3.8/site-packages/textacy/preprocessing/normalize.py", line 32, in normalize_quotation_marks return text.translate(QUOTE_TRANSLATION_TABLE) AttributeError: 'NoneType' object has no attribute 'translate' 26388 txt/../pos/26388.pos 21676 txt/../wrd/21676.wrd 21676 txt/../ent/21676.ent 26388 txt/../wrd/26388.wrd 29463 txt/../ent/29463.ent === file2bib.sh === id: 29463 author: Doyle, Richard title: The Foreign Tour of Messrs. Brown, Jones and Robinson Being the History of What They Saw, and Did, in Belgium, Germany, Switzerland & Italy. date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/29463.txt cache: ./cache/29463.txt Content-Encoding UTF-8 Content-Type text/plain; charset=UTF-8 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 3 resourceName b'29463.txt' 2646 txt/../pos/2646.pos 26388 txt/../ent/26388.ent 29560 txt/../pos/29560.pos 2646 txt/../wrd/2646.wrd 29560 txt/../wrd/29560.wrd 2646 txt/../ent/2646.ent 5645 txt/../pos/5645.pos 2648 txt/../pos/2648.pos 5645 txt/../wrd/5645.wrd === file2bib.sh === id: 29560 author: Furniss, Harry title: M. P.'s in Session: From Mr. Punch's Parliamentary Portrait Gallery date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/29560.txt cache: ./cache/29560.txt Content-Encoding UTF-8 Content-Type text/plain; charset=UTF-8 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 3 resourceName b'29560.txt' === file2bib.sh === id: 26388 author: Harrison, Charles title: A Humorous History of England date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/26388.txt cache: ./cache/26388.txt Content-Encoding UTF-8 Content-Type text/plain; charset=UTF-8 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 2 resourceName b'26388.txt' 2648 txt/../wrd/2648.wrd 5647 txt/../wrd/5647.wrd 5647 txt/../pos/5647.pos === file2bib.sh === id: 2646 author: Thackeray, William Makepeace title: John Leech's Pictures of Life and Character date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/2646.txt cache: ./cache/2646.txt Content-Encoding ISO-8859-1 Content-Type text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 3 resourceName b'2646.txt' 29647 txt/../pos/29647.pos 2648 txt/../ent/2648.ent 5646 txt/../pos/5646.pos 29647 txt/../wrd/29647.wrd 5646 txt/../wrd/5646.wrd 29647 txt/../ent/29647.ent 5645 txt/../ent/5645.ent 5647 txt/../ent/5647.ent 5648 txt/../pos/5648.pos === file2bib.sh === id: 2648 author: Thackeray, William Makepeace title: George Cruikshank date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/2648.txt cache: ./cache/2648.txt Content-Encoding ISO-8859-1 Content-Type text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 2 resourceName b'2648.txt' === file2bib.sh === id: 5645 author: Seymour, Robert title: Sketches by Seymour — Volume 01 date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/5645.txt cache: ./cache/5645.txt Content-Encoding ISO-8859-1 Content-Type text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 2 resourceName b'5645.txt' 5648 txt/../wrd/5648.wrd 29560 txt/../ent/29560.ent 5646 txt/../ent/5646.ent 37767 txt/../wrd/37767.wrd 39110 txt/../pos/39110.pos 37767 txt/../pos/37767.pos 34031 txt/../pos/34031.pos 5648 txt/../ent/5648.ent 5649 txt/../pos/5649.pos 39110 txt/../wrd/39110.wrd === file2bib.sh === id: 5648 author: Seymour, Robert title: Sketches by Seymour — Volume 04 date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/5648.txt cache: ./cache/5648.txt Content-Encoding ISO-8859-1 Content-Type text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 2 resourceName b'5648.txt' 34031 txt/../wrd/34031.wrd === file2bib.sh === id: 29647 author: Brinton, Selwyn title: The Eighteenth Century in English Caricature date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/29647.txt cache: ./cache/29647.txt Content-Encoding UTF-8 Content-Type text/plain; charset=UTF-8 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 3 resourceName b'29647.txt' === file2bib.sh === id: 5647 author: Seymour, Robert title: Sketches by Seymour — Volume 03 date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/5647.txt cache: ./cache/5647.txt Content-Encoding ISO-8859-1 Content-Type text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 2 resourceName b'5647.txt' === file2bib.sh === id: 5646 author: Seymour, Robert title: Sketches by Seymour — Volume 02 date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/5646.txt cache: ./cache/5646.txt Content-Encoding ISO-8859-1 Content-Type text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 3 resourceName b'5646.txt' 5649 txt/../wrd/5649.wrd 37767 txt/../ent/37767.ent 39110 txt/../ent/39110.ent 5649 txt/../ent/5649.ent 38902 txt/../wrd/38902.wrd === file2bib.sh === id: 5649 author: Seymour, Robert title: Sketches by Seymour — Volume 05 date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/5649.txt cache: ./cache/5649.txt Content-Encoding ISO-8859-1 Content-Type text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 2 resourceName b'5649.txt' 7405 txt/../pos/7405.pos 38902 txt/../pos/38902.pos === file2bib.sh === id: 39110 author: nan title: Phil May's Gutter-Snipes: 50 Original Sketches in Pen & Ink date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/39110.txt cache: ./cache/39110.txt Content-Encoding ISO-8859-1 Content-Type text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 2 resourceName b'39110.txt' 34031 txt/../ent/34031.ent 37846 txt/../pos/37846.pos 37745 txt/../pos/37745.pos 38902 txt/../ent/38902.ent 7405 txt/../wrd/7405.wrd === file2bib.sh === id: 37767 author: May, Phil title: The Phil May Album date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/37767.txt cache: ./cache/37767.txt Content-Encoding UTF-8 Content-Type text/plain; charset=UTF-8 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 3 resourceName b'37767.txt' 19126 txt/../wrd/19126.wrd 19126 txt/../pos/19126.pos 34115 txt/../wrd/34115.wrd 37846 txt/../wrd/37846.wrd 34115 txt/../pos/34115.pos 7405 txt/../ent/7405.ent 44740 txt/../pos/44740.pos === file2bib.sh === id: 34031 author: nan title: Raemaekers' Cartoon History of the War, Volume 1 The First Twelve Months of War date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/34031.txt cache: ./cache/34031.txt Content-Encoding ISO-8859-1 Content-Type text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 3 resourceName b'34031.txt' 37745 txt/../wrd/37745.wrd 44743 txt/../pos/44743.pos 21427 txt/../pos/21427.pos 21427 txt/../wrd/21427.wrd 44740 txt/../wrd/44740.wrd 44743 txt/../wrd/44743.wrd 38056 txt/../wrd/38056.wrd 45274 txt/../pos/45274.pos 38056 txt/../pos/38056.pos 37846 txt/../ent/37846.ent 46691 txt/../pos/46691.pos 19126 txt/../ent/19126.ent 45274 txt/../wrd/45274.wrd === file2bib.sh === id: 38902 author: Busch, Wilhelm title: Buzz a Buzz; Or, The Bees date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/38902.txt cache: ./cache/38902.txt Content-Encoding ISO-8859-1 Content-Type text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 2 resourceName b'38902.txt' 44799 txt/../pos/44799.pos 37745 txt/../ent/37745.ent 44801 txt/../pos/44801.pos 33335 txt/../pos/33335.pos 46691 txt/../wrd/46691.wrd 44799 txt/../wrd/44799.wrd 43219 txt/../pos/43219.pos 11571 txt/../wrd/11571.wrd 44740 txt/../ent/44740.ent 11571 txt/../pos/11571.pos 44801 txt/../wrd/44801.wrd === file2bib.sh === id: 37846 author: nan title: Raemaekers' Cartoon History of the War, Volume 2 The Second Twelve Months of War date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/37846.txt cache: ./cache/37846.txt Content-Encoding ISO-8859-1 Content-Type text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 3 resourceName b'37846.txt' 44743 txt/../ent/44743.ent 34115 txt/../ent/34115.ent 37603 txt/../pos/37603.pos 36175 txt/../pos/36175.pos 43219 txt/../wrd/43219.wrd 45069 txt/../wrd/45069.wrd 21427 txt/../ent/21427.ent 45069 txt/../pos/45069.pos 33335 txt/../wrd/33335.wrd 45274 txt/../ent/45274.ent 38056 txt/../ent/38056.ent 37603 txt/../wrd/37603.wrd 36175 txt/../wrd/36175.wrd 43219 txt/../ent/43219.ent === file2bib.sh === id: 34115 author: Raven-Hill, L. (Leonard) title: Our Battalion Being Some Slight Impressions of His Majesty's Auxiliary Forces, in Camp and Elsewhere date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/34115.txt cache: ./cache/34115.txt Content-Encoding ISO-8859-1 Content-Type text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 2 resourceName b'34115.txt' 46691 txt/../ent/46691.ent 44806 txt/../wrd/44806.wrd 44799 txt/../ent/44799.ent 44801 txt/../ent/44801.ent 44806 txt/../pos/44806.pos === file2bib.sh === id: 37745 author: Doyle, Richard title: Manners & Cvstoms of ye Englyshe Drawn from ye Qvick date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/37745.txt cache: ./cache/37745.txt Content-Encoding UTF-8 Content-Type text/plain; charset=UTF-8 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 4 resourceName b'37745.txt' 45069 txt/../ent/45069.ent === file2bib.sh === id: 43219 author: nan title: Raemaekers' Cartoon History of the War, Volume 3 The Third Twelve Months of War date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/43219.txt cache: ./cache/43219.txt Content-Encoding UTF-8 Content-Type text/plain; charset=UTF-8 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 3 resourceName b'43219.txt' 33335 txt/../ent/33335.ent === file2bib.sh === id: 44740 author: nan title: New Readings of Old Authors. Shakspeare. King Henry 5th date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/44740.txt cache: ./cache/44740.txt Content-Encoding ISO-8859-1 Content-Type text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 2 resourceName b'44740.txt' 11571 txt/../ent/11571.ent === file2bib.sh === id: 38056 author: nan title: Abraham Lincoln and the London Punch Cartoons, Comments and Poems, Published in the London Charivari, During the American Civil War (1861-1865) date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/38056.txt cache: ./cache/38056.txt Content-Encoding UTF-8 Content-Type text/plain; charset=UTF-8 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 3 resourceName b'38056.txt' 44806 txt/../ent/44806.ent 42299 txt/../pos/42299.pos === file2bib.sh === id: 44743 author: nan title: My Sketch Book date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/44743.txt cache: ./cache/44743.txt Content-Encoding ISO-8859-1 Content-Type text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 2 resourceName b'44743.txt' === file2bib.sh === id: 7405 author: Lardner, Ring title: The Real Dope date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/7405.txt cache: ./cache/7405.txt Content-Encoding ISO-8859-1 Content-Type text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 4 resourceName b'7405.txt' === file2bib.sh === id: 45274 author: Leland, H. P. 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(Charles Larcom) title: Mr. Punch's History of the Great War date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/11571.txt cache: ./cache/11571.txt Content-Encoding UTF-8 Content-Type text/plain; charset=UTF-8 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 6 resourceName b'11571.txt' 47400 txt/../wrd/47400.wrd 47400 txt/../ent/47400.ent === file2bib.sh === id: 42299 author: Combe, William title: The History of Johnny Quæ Genus, the Little Foundling of the Late Doctor Syntax. A Poem by the Author of the Three Tours. date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/42299.txt cache: ./cache/42299.txt Content-Encoding UTF-8 Content-Type text/plain; charset=UTF-8 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 6 resourceName b'42299.txt' === file2bib.sh === id: 47400 author: Cruikshank, George title: George Cruikshank's Omnibus date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/47400.txt cache: ./cache/47400.txt Content-Encoding UTF-8 Content-Type text/plain; charset=UTF-8 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 8 resourceName b'47400.txt' Done mapping. Reducing subject-caricaturesAndCartoons-gutenberg === reduce.pl bib === id = 29560 author = Furniss, Harry title = M. P.'s in Session: From Mr. Punch's Parliamentary Portrait Gallery date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 7176 sentences = 1967 flesch = 85 summary = _from Mr. Punch's Parliamentary Portrait Gallery._ _from Mr. Punch's Parliamentary Portrait Gallery._ SIR RICHARD (VERY) CROSS. BY SIR CHARLES DILKE.] "FANCY GERMAN PORTRAIT OF GENERAL SIR SMITH, LORD JOHN MANNERS. "THE LORD ADVOCATE'S ATTITUDE TOWARDS SCOTCH MEMBERS."] BERESFORD, LORD CHARLES (_Mar. 26, '87_) 36 BORTHWICK, SIR ALGERNON (_July 9, '87,_) 41 SIR HENRY (_July 7, '83_) 19 DILKE, SIR CHARLES (_July 8, '82_) 65 HOGG, SIR JAMES MCGAREL (_Feb. 12, '87_) 39 JAMES, SIR HENRY (_Apr. 10, '86_) 17 LORD HENRY (_Nov. 1, '84_) 1 LORD JOHN (_Dec. 5, '85_) _Frontisp._ PALMERSTON, LORD (_Apr. 29, '82_) 65 PEEL, SIR ROBERT (_Apr. 29, '82_) 65 PEEL, SIR ROBERT (3rd Bart.) (_July 25, '85_) 5 PELLY, SIR LEWIS (_Aug. 11, '88_) 56 RUSSELL, LORD JOHN (_Apr. 29, '82_) 65 RUSSELL, SIR CHARLES (_Aug. 18, '83_) 64 WILSON, SIR MATTHEW (_Aug. 7, '86_) 14 WOLFF, SIR HENRY DRUMMOND (_June 9, '83_) 57 cache = ./cache/29560.txt txt = ./txt/29560.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 29463 author = Doyle, Richard title = The Foreign Tour of Messrs. Brown, Jones and Robinson Being the History of What They Saw, and Did, in Belgium, Germany, Switzerland & Italy. date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 6019 sentences = 584 flesch = 83 summary = BROWN, JONES, and ROBINSON. Brown, Jones, and Robinson starting on their After a rough passage, Brown, Jones, and Robinson are here seen landed Robinson and Jones (alarmed by expression of Brown's countenance). "Speise-Saal" hotel, Cologne-Enter Brown, Jones, and Robinson, While Brown, Jones, and Robinson supped, a party of philosophers carry Robinson, after the departure of Jones and Brown, seated himself before Brown, Jones, and Robinson have arrived at ----, the capital of ----, a paper having announced their arrival as Count Robinson, Sir Brown, and At first Jones was incredulous; but presently Brown, his hair standing How Brown and Jones went in a third class carriage (Robinson would not; Having taken their places on the outside of the diligence, Brown, Jones, Jones and Robinson appear, to the surprise of the military, and relief --"I stood in Venice," etc.; Jones and Brown, having Jones to Brown-"What do you say?" cache = ./cache/29463.txt txt = ./txt/29463.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 19126 author = Raemaekers, Louis title = Raemaekers' Cartoons: With Accompanying Notes by Well-known English Writers date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 52894 sentences = 3470 flesch = 77 summary = country that "after the War Germany will settle accounts with Holland, pictures when Germany fights with all her cunning for a peace that shall contribution to the War. The Germans have been kite-flying for six months, to see which way the on Germany's new war inventions as proof that Science makes for [Illustration: PEACE AND INTERVENTION--GERMAN MILITARISM ON THE German method of waging war has rendered "dreadful objects so familiar" The German War Staff would give a good deal to But there is an even worse use of Pallas, which War and the German nations at war has shown so little care for its dead as Germany, whose many Germans know the Kultur War to be ruinous: but Berlin must play the Some day, not so far, even the German people will not regard the orders war--ever questioned, much less abandoned, by the Germans so long as it cache = ./cache/19126.txt txt = ./txt/19126.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 28003 author = Various title = Supplement to Punch, or the London Charivari, September 16, 1914 The New Rake's Progress: Cartoons from "Punch" Illustrating the Kaiser's Career, 1888-1914 date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 706 sentences = 224 flesch = 84 summary = (http://www.gutenberg.net/dirs/2/8/0/0/28003/28003-h/28003-h.htm) (http://www.gutenberg.net/dirs/2/8/0/0/28003/28003-h.zip) Cartoons from "Punch" Illustrating the Kaiser's Career, 1888-1914. Illustration: _GERMAN KAISER._ "LET US PREY." Illustration: A WISE WARNING. AND, AS I STEER, DIRECT THY CAUTIOUS FLIGHT." *** =The Kaiser is warned by the Great Chancellor.= Illustration: THE IMPERIAL JACK-IN-THE-BOX. *** =The Kaiser has a finger in every German Pie.= Illustration: THE STORY OF FIDGETY WILHELM. *** =The Kaiser worries his friends of the Triple Alliance.= Illustration: A NEW RÔLE. *** =The Kaiser prepares for China.= Illustration: ON TOUR. KAISER WILHELM (_as the Moor of Potsdam_) _sings_:-Illustration: NOT IN THE PICTURE. PUNCH (_Photographer, suavely, to the_ KAISER). *** =The Kaiser as enemy of Europe.= Illustration: "ISOLATION." *** =The Kaiser as the platonic friend of Peace.= Illustration: THE TEUTONISING OF TURKEY. GERMAN KAISER. GERMAN KAISER. Illustration: HARMONY. *** =The Kaiser prepares for the Millennium (Prussian Version).= *** =The Kaiser deludes himself.= Illustration: THE WORLD'S ENEMY. THE KAISER. cache = ./cache/28003.txt txt = ./txt/28003.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 30210 author = Foote, G. W. (George William) title = Comic Bible Sketches, Reprinted from "The Freethinker" date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 2105 sentences = 105 flesch = 66 summary = COMIC BIBLE SKETCHES that it would some day boast its Comic Bible. nine and three months' imprisonment like common felons, all for the Amours de la Bible." But many others were free from this objection, and prophesied a speedy exhaustion of Bible topics, but they did not know The following Comic Bible Sketches, which will be succeeded in due in the Freethinker before its editor, proprietor and publisher were The French Comic Bible prints under each illustration a few crisp lines happened in some way, as to which the Divine Word is silent; this is our Ridicule is a most potent form of common-sense logic. Christians read the Bible without realising its wonders, allowing Let it be observed that these Comic Bible Sketches ridicule nothing but that to laugh at the absurdities of the Bible was to insult the human In like manner we publish our Comic Bible Sketches, and cache = ./cache/30210.txt txt = ./txt/30210.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 29647 author = Brinton, Selwyn title = The Eighteenth Century in English Caricature date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 19410 sentences = 833 flesch = 68 summary = of political satire, James Gillray, and his vigorous contemporary Thomas century's close Gillray's pencil notes every change of the political satire of Henry William Bunbury; to admire those magnificent political this treatment; and Hogarth's print of the "Times," published in also the works of James Sayer--an artist whom we shall meet in our next Rowlandson working as an engraver on Bunbury's humorous sketches, and We must turn now to our artist's later prints of English English caricature, Bunbury gave but little attention to political to study him at his best in his sketches of English social life in town James Gillray made his entry into English political caricature almost at James Gillray's political caricatures are so interesting and so politics, it may be noted that in the great French War Rowlandson does were among those not infrequent prints of our artist whose satire comes published many of our artist's prints during the last years of the cache = ./cache/29647.txt txt = ./txt/29647.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 28324 author = Various title = Supplement to "Punch, Or The London Charivari."—October 14, 1914 "Punch" and the Prussian Bully date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 973 sentences = 252 flesch = 80 summary = "PUNCH" and the PRUSSIAN BULLY *** =The Prussian Bully disturbs the Peace of Europe.= *** =The Prussian Bully tears up a "scrap of paper" pledging him to *** =The Prussian Bully declares his intention of making war on Austria.= *** =The Prussian Bully refuses to allow France to rectify her frontier.= *** =The Prussian Bully has no pity for France.= *** =The Prussian Bully demands from France the cession of Alsace and *** =The Prussian Bully speaks of Peace and prepares for War.= *** =The Prussian Bully has no further use for Prince Bismarck.= the patriotism of the Imperial Diet to accept them unreservedly. *** =The Prussian Bully complains that he cannot have it all his own *** =The Prussian Bully tries to interfere in the Transvaal.= *** =The Prussian Bully maintains, in the cause of peace, a strong and *** =The Apotheosis of the Prussian Bully.= cache = ./cache/28324.txt txt = ./txt/28324.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 21427 author = Nye, Bill title = Comic History of the United States date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 55863 sentences = 2891 flesch = 75 summary = this country, but the Indians thought that these English people bathed as Sitting Bull's time that noted cavalry officer said to the author Canadians and Indians would come down into York State or New England, The British army now numbered thirty thousand troops, while Washington's A few Indian wars now kept the people interested, and a large number of General Jackson took some troops and attacked the red brother, killing General Pakenham, with a force of twelve thousand men by sea and land, married men went who had been looking a long time for some good place to new Confederacy got men, money, arms, and munitions of war from every good time to attack Grant, who had sent many troops north to prevent something else, and that it took so much time for the generals to keep generation that fights a four-years war costing over two billions of cache = ./cache/21427.txt txt = ./txt/21427.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 21676 author = Herford, Oliver title = Confessions of a Caricaturist date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 1574 sentences = 230 flesch = 88 summary = New York · Charles Scribner's Sons Like good Saint Francis scatters crumbs I like to draw Napoleon best (For drawing hands I have no knack.) But I can draw him either way." I love to picture Daniel Frohman It looks like Charlie's out to bust I like Marconi best to see A Book by Bennett will appear Was the Belasco of his day-We think it is the Setting Sun, I once drew Ibsen, looking bored (Or one of them) why John Drew draws. Like Zangwill, is not void of worth It looks like nothing else on earth. But then, you see, I _like_ to do George Bernard Shaw (George likes it too). From Hiram Maxim's hair you'd think Somehow I always like to think Of GEORGEADE as a Summer Drink, In Summer-time, beneath the shade, To draw, for when the picture's done, Can say the likeness is not true? cache = ./cache/21676.txt txt = ./txt/21676.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 30678 author = Various title = Supplement to "Punch", 16th December 1914 The Unspeakable Turk date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 906 sentences = 256 flesch = 85 summary = [Illustration: EVERYBODY'S FRIEND! She is now the "friend" of the Turk. The Turk makes a great show of denouncing the revolt of Arabi in Egypt. The Powers, despite the protests of Greece, leave it to the Turk to [Illustration: A FREE HAND. [Illustration: A TURKISH BATH. A very "sick man" is the Turk. [Illustration: "TURKEY LIMITED." The incorrigible Turk is deprived of his power to misrule in Crete. [Illustration: THE MITYLENE MARCH. France sends a fleet to Mitylene and compels the Turk to respect the The Powers decide on a Naval Demonstration to compel the Turk to settle "GO ON IN, ABDUL--JUST FOR THE LOOK OF THE THING. "YES, I KNOW. [Illustration: AT LAST! The Turk still has a gleam of hope. "MONEY, DEAR BOY? The ever impecunious Turk. [Illustration: SETTLED. The Turk makes a desperate effort to get Greece into a quiet corner. There is, indeed, no health in the Turk. cache = ./cache/30678.txt txt = ./txt/30678.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 2648 author = Thackeray, William Makepeace title = George Cruikshank date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 16313 sentences = 700 flesch = 73 summary = Mr. Cruikshank may have drawn a thousand better things since the days when George Cruikshank has produced a charming design, in which the uncles this little book are excellent, especially a great figure of a under Cruikshank's eyes before he sketched this little, enormous parson criterion of good humor is success, and what a share of this has Mr. Cruikshank had! without a surname, Corinthian Tom, Mr. Cruikshank, we make little doubt, Let us lay a wager that Cruikshank, a man of the people The man's master, too, comes in for no small share of our artist's Famous books in their day were Cruikshank's "John Gilpin" and in like manner we should exhort all our friends to purchase Mr. Cruikshank's designs of ANOTHER interesting race, that is run already Cruikshank's humor is so good and benevolent that any man must love it, Cruikshank's famous designs to that work.* The sausage cache = ./cache/2648.txt txt = ./txt/2648.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 26388 author = Harrison, Charles title = A Humorous History of England date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 8790 sentences = 1106 flesch = 91 summary = [Illustration: The Great Struggle in Charles' Time. [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] cache = ./cache/26388.txt txt = ./txt/26388.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 2646 author = Thackeray, William Makepeace title = John Leech's Pictures of Life and Character date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 5099 sentences = 238 flesch = 74 summary = JOHN LEECH'S PICTURES OF LIFE AND CHARACTER children the pictures at which we were permitted to look. say, just a few pictures at the end of the Spelling-Book, little oval And what picture-books the young villains good old George, King of Brobdingnag, laughed at Gulliver-Boney, sailing remember, in those old portfolios, pictures representing Boney and his But if our sisters wanted to look at the portfolios, the good old hand--Mr. John Leech and his "Pictures of Life and Character," in friends the great; though, like the good old English gentleman of the Fancy a number of Punch without Leech's pictures! in the hundred pictures of children which this artist loves to design. that picture saw little of the society which he satirized and amused. whispers Charley--pointing to a dear little partner seven years old--"My don't know their own pictures, very likely; if they did, they would have cache = ./cache/2646.txt txt = ./txt/2646.txt === reduce.pl bib === === reduce.pl bib === id = 11571 author = Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom) title = Mr. Punch's History of the Great War date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 67372 sentences = 4126 flesch = 75 summary = which has been driven mad by War Lords and Pan-Germans. Lord Kitchener has gone to the War Office, and in twelve days from the At home the great improvisation of the New Armies, undertaken by Lord Italy has not declared war on Germany yet, but the fury of the German Press entry into the war the mass of the Germans are still true to their old hate It is the way of modern war that we know little of what is going on, least [Illustration: TOMMY (finding a German prisoner who speaks English): "Look The need of a War propaganda at home is illustrated by the answers to The rulers of Germany--the Kaiser and his War-lords--proclaimed themselves A new feature of the German armies are the special "storm-troops"; men Lord Derby, our new Minister of War, will have none of it. Breaking through the Fifth British Army, in five days the Germans have cache = ./cache/11571.txt txt = ./txt/11571.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 7405 author = Lardner, Ring title = The Real Dope date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 51160 sentences = 3821 flesch = 99 summary = started out by saying to Lee that Jack Tar looked like somebody had knocked He said the last time he come over with troops they was two subs got after Well Al old pal I know you will do like I ask and go and see her and maybe long so I said au reservoir pretending like I didn't know the right way to and come up and begin talking and she asked me how I liked it and I said I FRIEND AL: Well old pal it looks like they wouldn't be no front line what I got to say because the boys says he's a tough bird for a man to see for the first time till you get to know him and he acts like he was going time comes like in the old days when they use to have fights between men cache = ./cache/7405.txt txt = ./txt/7405.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 5645 author = Seymour, Robert title = Sketches by Seymour — Volume 01 date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 8060 sentences = 866 flesch = 93 summary = "Thankee, old boy," said Spriggs, "but we ain't so green as not to know your eye!" "Cock your gun--and be quiet," said Mr. Grubb. Now the said cage not being a bird-cage, Mr. Richard Grubb could see no "Let's turn Jews," said Spriggs, "and make a vow never to touch pork "No more shooting in the grass, mind!" said Grubb, "or ve shall have the "Don't be in a passion, Spriggs," said Grubb, laughing. they could not avoid hitting it.--Grubb fired, and Sprigg's gun echoed "Vell, if this 'ere ain't a rum go!"--said Spriggs--"in four shots--ve've --said Mr. Richard--"or s'pose Spriggs you goes on von side of an 'edge "Vot a rum cove that 'ere is," said Grubb. "Pull the bell, Spriggs," said Mr. Richard, "and let's have the bill." vot a pretty fellow you are for a sportsman!" said Spriggs, "it "I say, Dick," said Spriggs, "vy are ve two like razors?" cache = ./cache/5645.txt txt = ./txt/5645.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 5648 author = Seymour, Robert title = Sketches by Seymour — Volume 04 date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 10815 sentences = 746 flesch = 85 summary = "True," said B____, laughing; "there is a great deal of railing about the Come, pull away, Jem, like a man, "Steward!" faintly cries a fat bilious man, "bring me a glass of brandy "My love," quoth Mrs. D., "I really now should like to take a boat and "Well, my duck," said he, "you have only to name the day, you know, I am "Suppose, love, we go to-day--no time like the present, dear." "Sure sich a day, I needs must say," exclaim'd his loving spouse, beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the "Tom, bring me a small plate of boiled beef and potatoes," cries one of "Bring it, and quick, Tom," replies the gentleman, pleased with the And cried--"I likes his looks, "I confess I'm out of my head, Tom," said Jim, who was dangling the huge cache = ./cache/5648.txt txt = ./txt/5648.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 5649 author = Seymour, Robert title = Sketches by Seymour — Volume 05 date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 15247 sentences = 1000 flesch = 83 summary = all his friends as a "good-fit," and procured the old man some excellent "No; that's devilish good," said Wallis; "but you ain't hit it yet." "Where's Timmis?" said he, one day after he had taken a seat, and puffed That is a good 'un!--Andrew," said he, "tell Wally to come here." I "Andrew," said Mr. Wallis, imitating his friend's tone of admonition; "if One day, my good friend, Mr. Wallis, entered the office, followed by a "Andrew," said he, "my friend Crobble wants a clerk, and has cast his eye "Only look here, Wally," cried he; "here stands Andrew, like an ass "Rather like a bundle of hay between two asses, I think," replied Mr. Wallis; and good-naturedly tapping me on the shoulder, he continued--" "The father," said Mr. Timmis, "is only a poor shoe-maker--a good fellow stocks are up; and Timmis, (your old master, Andrew) is as busy as a bee cache = ./cache/5649.txt txt = ./txt/5649.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 5646 author = Seymour, Robert title = Sketches by Seymour — Volume 02 date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 6785 sentences = 585 flesch = 90 summary = "Mother says fishes comes from hard roes, so I chuck'd in the roe of a "I can tell you something, sir," continued the lad;--"there's no fish to "Thank ye, sir," said he, and turning to his companion with a wink: "Here "I thought you'd like it, sir--that's the place for fish, sir,--good Like the lettuces he sold, Jack had a good heart, and his attention was forward, went as straight home--as he could, leaving his spouse (like laughing like mad; and what do you think?--when I doffed my shooting and so I vos jist a-chargin' agin ven a great he-fellow, in a ruff "Werry;--ain't hit nothin'," says I. "I'll tell you vot it is, young gentleman," says he, "it's the unevenness "Let us look at them cigars," said he, and then, for the first time, "Thank'ye," said the musician, "and in time to come, old fellow, never do cache = ./cache/5646.txt txt = ./txt/5646.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 5647 author = Seymour, Robert title = Sketches by Seymour — Volume 03 date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 6319 sentences = 469 flesch = 87 summary = "Naughty fish!" replied Sammy, "they know they're naughty too, or else "Excuse me a-rising to return thanks," replied his friend, grasping "Gentlemen"--said Jack, one evening rising upon his legs--"Do me the "A joke of mine, when I knocked down a bird the other morning," said "Here's--'May the charitable man never know the want of--'shot.'" said pigeon-match takes place for a silver-cup--the 'Crack Shots' against the "Brother Shots!" said Saggers, after the usual honours had been duly Old Doctor Spraggs! "Never mind, Julia, we won't be bored by any board"--said the jocose old "I'm sure, uncle"--said one of the youths--"we don't require any board, "You're quite right, Master Dickey," said his uncle; "for we only came "I do think now, Giles," said James, "that Mother Styles do feed thee on "Noa--I kicked, and said 'Nay,' and so the old 'ooman put herself into a "Next March, to be sure," replied Giles, with a spirit which was natural cache = ./cache/5647.txt txt = ./txt/5647.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 34031 author = nan title = Raemaekers' Cartoon History of the War, Volume 1 The First Twelve Months of War date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 16266 sentences = 1266 flesch = 75 summary = His own mother was German; he had spent many happy years in Germany; he women, and children forced to march in front of the German armies, "Men On the evening of August 3 the German troops cross the frontier. houses have heard the voices of women in the hands of German soldiers that prisoners of war taken by the Germans, both at the time of their official hate for the nations with which Germany was at war than this. The German Government states officially in contradiction of the report _In "The German War."_ German people as a war of liberation, since it was known that only thus a state of war exists between Germany and her allies and Great Britain _Some German achievements in the first months of the Great War_: The German went into this war with a mind which had been carefully in the German war book. and the German forces of 3,500 men. cache = ./cache/34031.txt txt = ./txt/34031.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 33335 author = Glass, Montague title = Worrying Won't Win date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 55466 sentences = 2441 flesch = 76 summary = "But Senator LaFollette ain't one of them peace fellers, Mawruss," Abe "Just the same, Mawruss," Abe said, "them countries is going to be a lot "Sure I know, Abe," Morris said, "_aber_ this here Garfield ain't a "All right, Abe," Morris said, "I wouldn't argue with you, but all I got buying his wife furs and it will work down right along the line till Mr. Hoover hits the garment business, Mawruss, which, while I ain't got no "Of course that was a long time before the war, Mawruss," Abe said. "And in the mean time, Mawruss," Abe said, "what's going to happen to war, Abe," Morris said, "it will grab the meat business like it has "But as I understand it, Mawruss," Abe said, "not burning coal 'ain't "Editors 'ain't got no time for such nonsense, Mawruss," Abe said. even in war-times, Mawruss," Abe said. cache = ./cache/33335.txt txt = ./txt/33335.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 36175 author = Smith, Seba title = Letters of Major Jack Downing, of the Downingville Militia date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 61191 sentences = 5018 flesch = 94 summary = Then Linkin sed to me, ses he, "Major, take a good swig of this old "Wal," ses I, "Linkin, that is a purty good story, and old rye is a "Wal," ses I, "Kernel, there's nothin like getten a fresh hold wen you thing I ever got hold of before." "Wal," ses I, "Kernel, I kin explain ain't got but 35,000 troops." Ses I, "Kernel, let me take a look at think I'm gettin it, for I've got it already." "Wal," ses I, "Kernel, the Kernel, "how are we to get him away?" "Wal," ses I, "do jest as old people won't know the difference." "Wal," ses the Kernel, "that's jest "Wal," ses I, "Kernel, can you tell me how you think this war is goin "Wal," ses the Kernel, "Majer, it's oncommon hard for old men like you, "Wal," ses I, "Kernel, then that will be jest like your Abolishin cache = ./cache/36175.txt txt = ./txt/36175.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 37745 author = Doyle, Richard title = Manners & Cvstoms of ye Englyshe Drawn from ye Qvick date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 29481 sentences = 1398 flesch = 81 summary = look at the fine Folks and People of Fashion riding in their carriages, Strange, to find how rare a Thing good Musique is in Company; and by good Musique I mean such as do stir up the Soul, like the Flowers Tattenham Corner; but presently away in good earnest, like Shot! enough to know better, bedizened like the young Beauties, but looking the Ice all sorts of People high and low, great and little, old and dance mighty pretty, but being above I could but look down upon little all the Boys, but a good many of them look unhappy, yet pretty to little Boy and Girl, and an Arm round each, like a great plump Fowl, a Years old, and to think what a great General he is and do look, and with excepted, a good Sprinkling of belles, and they look mighty pretty, the cache = ./cache/37745.txt txt = ./txt/37745.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 37603 author = Cooper, Frederic Taber title = The History of the Nineteenth Century in Caricature date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 53184 sentences = 3218 flesch = 69 summary = Another cartoon by Gillray which belongs to this period is "The French in a cartoon labeled "Napoleon the Little in a Rage with his Great last English cartoon directed against Napoleon when he was at the head [Illustration: Louis Napoleon and Madame France.] [Illustration: Turkey, John Bull & Monsieur Frog-Eater in a Bad Fix. An American Cartoon on the Crimean War. _From the collection of the New York Historical Society._] [Illustration: Balaam and Balaam's Ass. One of the caricatures inspired by the United States Bank Case. illustrated by a cartoon which shows the United States ready to defend [Illustration: Nast's Famous Cartoon "Peace."] caricatured in a series of cartoons, most of which appeared in nature is the cartoon called "The New Year." It represents the dawning cartoon in _Puck_ was suggesting equally vindictive caricatures of Mr. Cleveland and the Democratic party for the rival pages of _Judge_. [Illustration: Tenniel's Famous Cartoon at the Time of Bismarck's cache = ./cache/37603.txt txt = ./txt/37603.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 37767 author = May, Phil title = The Phil May Album date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 5347 sentences = 676 flesch = 88 summary = [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN cache = ./cache/37767.txt txt = ./txt/37767.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 39110 author = nan title = Phil May's Gutter-Snipes: 50 Original Sketches in Pen & Ink date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 709 sentences = 241 flesch = 74 summary = [Illustration: GRACE!] [Illustration: DEDICATION [Illustration: A GUTTER-BALL.] [Illustration: PLAYING AT SOLDIERS.] [Illustration: WATER-WORKS.] [Illustration: A GAME AT BALL.] [Illustration: LONGING FOR LICKINGS.] [Illustration: "ORRIBLE AND RE-VOLTIN' DETAILS, SIR!"] [Illustration: PLUNDERERS.] [Illustration: LOST] [Illustration: HOMELESS] [Illustration: THE SLIDE.] [Illustration: THE FIRST SMOKE.] [Illustration: BROTHER ARTISTS.] [Illustration: BITS & SCRAPS.] [Illustration: PEG-TOP.] [Illustration: TANTALIZING!] [Illustration: SEE-SAW] [Illustration: HONEY-POTS] [Illustration: SNOWBALLING.] [Illustration: "BOX O' LIGHTS MY LORD?"] [Illustration: MUDLARKS. [Illustration: A SWELL.] [Illustration: BUTTONS.] [Illustration: FAIRIES.] [Illustration: "WHIP-BEHIND."] [Illustration: "'Ear y'are Sir!"] [Illustration: "THREE SHIES A PENNY."] [Illustration: "GIVE US A BITE."] [Illustration: =WHAT BETSY-ANN MAKES OF IT.= [Illustration: HOP-SCOTCH.] [Illustration: MARBLES.] [Illustration: OLD FRIENDS.] [Illustration: AN ADEPT.] [Illustration: "REMEMBER REMEMBER!"] [Illustration: PLAYING AT HORSES.] [Illustration: "SWEEP YOUR DOOR AWAY MUM?"] [Illustration: LITTLE MOTHERS.] [Illustration: A MISUNDERSTANDING.] [Illustration: LEAP-FROG.] [Illustration: HIDE & SEEK.] [Illustration: TWO PENNORTH.] [Illustration: ACROBATS.] [Illustration: GUTTER GYMNASTS.] The words struck out on the title page have been surrounded by "xx" to cache = ./cache/39110.txt txt = ./txt/39110.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 38902 author = Busch, Wilhelm title = Buzz a Buzz; Or, The Bees date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 7919 sentences = 714 flesch = 87 summary = second edition of my original "Bee-Book," soon about to appear after an "Great Queen, we hope you'll swarm to day"; John Dull sits watching for a swarm; "This honey thief, this Bee-i-cide." Rushed to the Bee-house, found John Dull Got his bee dress, his hive, and ladder; The bees rush forth and quit the hive! To John Dull's bee-hives creeps unseen; Of honey that John Dull had got Ate honey, like his friend the bear, Behind the bee house they were placed, "FLY FORTH, DEAR BEE, 'TIS MORN, FLY FORTH."--_Page 11._--I shall JOHN DULL SITS WAITING FOR A SWARM.--_Page 11._--as I have done for "THIS HONEY THIEF, THIS BEE-I-CIDE."--_Page 14._--This latter word "FETCHED HIS BEE DRESS, HIS HIVE, HIS LADDER."--_Page 23._--A When swarming, Bees are particularly gentle, and If the Bees will swarm, they will. "Honey Cakes" were universally adopted by Bee-masters. "A HONEY THIEF, ILL MAY HE THRIVE."--_Page 55._--Every Bee keeper cache = ./cache/38902.txt txt = ./txt/38902.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 37846 author = nan title = Raemaekers' Cartoon History of the War, Volume 2 The Second Twelve Months of War date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 13985 sentences = 1270 flesch = 76 summary = The second year of the war opened in the West with the enemy, although Late in February the great German offensive began at Verdun, an The German war loans have been subscribed mainly by the great companies Germans forced the Danube and commenced the great drive on Serbia; by The British Liner _Persia_ was sunk by a German submarine on December the fighting of the last 13 days, the Germans have lost in killed, The British Official Press Bureau reports the German casualties during night of May 31-June 1, owing to a collision with other German war We state that the total loss of the German high sea forces during the the great German drive of last year has had the effect of the Russian behave at sea as the German Army behaves on land. two years of war behind it, has made up its mind about German culture. cache = ./cache/37846.txt txt = ./txt/37846.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 34115 author = Raven-Hill, L. (Leonard) title = Our Battalion Being Some Slight Impressions of His Majesty's Auxiliary Forces, in Camp and Elsewhere date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 14771 sentences = 1398 flesch = 92 summary = something about 'is duties an' ses to the Gov'mint, 'Yer remarks is Reg'lashuns.' 'I give up my time,' ses the Volunteer, 'an' pay for anything you like in reason,' ses the Gov'mint, 'but I will not train know an' I don't care,' ses the Gov'mint, 'but I'll spare the time to 'we must 'ave more men or I won't be responsible for breakages,' 'e ses. 'But,' I ses, 'think of the poor man that's in charge of all these 'ere Auxiliary Forces, d'you think 'e got the billet for 'is looks?' I ses. 'The General,' ses you, 'can't know the Volunteer like the Volunteer thing.' 'I know ye 'ave,' ses the Gov'mint; 'that's why you've got the corps,' ses the General, 'wants training in one way, I find, an' some in hope it is; always like the men to start camp in a good temper. know what the men think of field days. cache = ./cache/34115.txt txt = ./txt/34115.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 47400 author = Cruikshank, George title = George Cruikshank's Omnibus date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 172018 sentences = 9385 flesch = 78 summary = And now you see "the world goes round." Turn your eyes a little to the "Wait then a little longer," added Mrs. Heartwell, as she looked at the His desire was soon gratified, and a very short time beheld Mrs. Heartwell and Frank, followed by Ben, proceeding from their residence in "Mr. Brady is not yet come, madam," said he, observing that Mrs. Heartwell was about to address him. Days--weeks--months passed away, and Mrs. Heartwell experienced an _But nothing else within the place looked like a living thing_; induced the young man to enter a respectable-looking house in the "Here comes that horrid little dog with the basket," continued Mrs. Bürcke, after a few minutes' more looking out of the window:--and now is little lady exclaim, "Oh, my basket,"--and upon looking round, we saw you know, Juggles?" ("Ay," answered the little man again, as he looked cache = ./cache/47400.txt txt = ./txt/47400.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 43219 author = nan title = Raemaekers' Cartoon History of the War, Volume 3 The Third Twelve Months of War date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 13901 sentences = 1277 flesch = 74 summary = "The German Government is rounding up in large numbers in the towns and The Greek Government demands from Germany that these troops shall be Germany's security demands that for all future times the Russian armies The importance and danger of this war-time and regard for our armies On December 14 this vessel was attacked by a German submarine, From the German Government's statement that hospital ships will no outbreak of war with the United States, and suggest that the President Government to reason proved fruitless, and the great world-war into If the American nation regards this as a reason for declaring war against the German nation, with which it has lived in peace for more It is a fearful thing to lead this great peaceful people into war, concert of free peoples as shall bring peace and safety to all nations war, that we are not enemies of the German people, and they are not our cache = ./cache/43219.txt txt = ./txt/43219.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 38056 author = nan title = Abraham Lincoln and the London Punch Cartoons, Comments and Poems, Published in the London Charivari, During the American Civil War (1861-1865) date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 11831 sentences = 1081 flesch = 85 summary = [Illustration: KING COTTON BOUND; Still again, _Punch_ showed good feeling in admonishing Lord Palmerston, "Well Pam," says Mr. Punch to his workman, "of course I shall keep you [Illustration: A LIKELY STORY. Then came an episode which did for the moment set John Bull and _Punch_ "Them there nasty good-for-nothing Yankees!" cried old MRS. [Illustration: ONE GOOD TURN DESERVES ANOTHER. [Illustration: LINCOLN'S TWO DIFFICULTIES. Under the heading "One Good Turn Deserves Another," Old Abe is shown "Why I do declare," says Abe, "it's my dear old friend, Sambo! [Illustration: ABE LINCOLN'S LAST CARD; OR, ROUGE-ET-NOIR.] In May of 1863 a cartoon entitled "The Great Cannon Game" shows Abe "As for old Abe Lincoln, the champion player of the North, his [Illustration: THE GREAT "CANNON GAME." Thereafter _Punch_ lost his supreme interest in the great Civil War. He [Illustration: JOHN BULL'S NEUTRALITY. "I know my friend _Punch_ thinks I have been serving out 'soothing cache = ./cache/38056.txt txt = ./txt/38056.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 42299 author = Combe, William title = The History of Johnny Quæ Genus, the Little Foundling of the Late Doctor Syntax. A Poem by the Author of the Three Tours. date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 56165 sentences = 5215 flesch = 95 summary = I tell you Sir,--_you shall be PAID_." And, in good faith, I wish to know, QUÆ GENUS READING TO SIR JEFFERY GOURMAND.] QUÆ GENUS fail'd not, at the hour, Till your good friend the Doctor died. Nay, when your mirth, Sir, may think fit, And you, good Sir, shall shortly know, He smil'd and said, 'Good bye, my friend: Will fix my friend QUÆ GENUS here.' Have turn'd my strange life's future views, QUÆ GENUS, IN THE SERVICE OF SIR. When good _Sir Jeff'ry's_ gout was kind QUÆ GENUS with good grace receiv'd 'em, "QUÆ GENUS, know me for your friend, QUÆ GENUS said, "and with this view, To treat QUÆ GENUS as a friend, --But so it was--QUÆ GENUS thought --But so it was--QUÆ GENUS thought QUÆ GENUS heard the orders gay QUÆ GENUS thought he could but try, Nay, his kind friends, when it appear'd, cache = ./cache/42299.txt txt = ./txt/42299.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 44740 author = nan title = New Readings of Old Authors. Shakspeare. King Henry 5th date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 249 sentences = 94 flesch = 22 summary = by the Google Books project By Robert Seymour Illustrated by Robert Seymour and George Cruikshank Many thanks to the Google Books project for salvaging part of this work. 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P. (Henry Perry) title = Ye Book of Copperheads date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 2037 sentences = 241 flesch = 92 summary = '|There once was a Copperhead snake tried to Bite Uncle Sam by mistake; '''But the Seven League Boot on old Uncle Sam's foot '''And out came a vile Copperhead. "_Nor doth this Wood lack Worlds."--Midsummer Night's Dream, II. |There was an old Snake in New York said for peace all the people should work; '''Till the Copperheads all, great, middling, and small |Copper stocks are uncertain to buy, though this Copperhead's stock's very high; |There was an old War Horse, a clerical, who thought our Republic chimerical; ''''This mordacious old War Horse cholerical. ''''To kill the vile Copperhead worms. ''''While a Copperhead squirmed in his boot. '''To use rotten old Wood which never was good, |There once was a bottle of Porter, which the Copperheads thought was all water; ''There was old party named M------, ''As a Copperhead Pierce goes squirming round".= "THOSE DEVOTED COPPERHEADS." cache = ./cache/45274.txt txt = ./txt/45274.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 46691 author = nan title = Biography for Beginners Being a Collection of Miscellaneous Examples for the Use of Upper Forms date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 1945 sentences = 305 flesch = 71 summary = EXAMPLES FOR THE USE OF UPPER FORMS The Rev. John Clifford, M.A., LL.B., D.D. Messrs Chapman & Hall Professor James Dewar, F.R.S. Sir Walter Raleigh Sir Alexander Fuller Acland-Hood, M.P. Mahomet Sir Christopher Wren Sir Christopher Wren Sir Christopher Wren There is a great deal to be said The great Duke of Wellington Sir Thomas à Mallory Sir Thomas à Mallory Sir Thomas à Mallory People wondered why Harley SIR ALEXANDER FULLER ACLAND-HOOD, M.P. Sir Alexander Acland-Hood Blindness to obvious tendency of public opinion (BELLOC). Contentions and disagreements, love of (ERASMUS, BESANT AND RICE, Efficiency (DEWAR, CIMABUE, HIRST, LISZT). Insomnia, liability to (VAN EYCK, BEIT). Mind, contented, blessing of a (MALLORY). Ordinary man, treatment of genius at hands of (DAVY, HARLEY). freedom from insomnia (EDWARD THE CONFESSOR). Utopian conditions, ill-judged efforts to realise (PIZARRO). (LISZT, PIZARRO). Y.M.C.A., unfitness for (WREN). Page 1 Author of The "Dukedom of Portsea" has been replaced with cache = ./cache/46691.txt txt = ./txt/46691.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 44801 author = nan title = Four Hundred Humorous Illustrations With Portrait and Biographical Sketch date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 3068 sentences = 412 flesch = 62 summary = John Leech, was an Irishman, a man of fine culture, and a good When young Leech was only three years old, he was found by the family friend, the great artist, Flaxman, seated on his mother's knee, At sixteen years of age, young Leech left Charterhouse, and, this time, young Leech's liking for horses probably received its first bits of driving and country road life depicted by the pencil of the At this early period of his career, Leech made numerous life At eighteen years of age, Leech published his first work, entitled A good deal of Leech's early work, among other But in August of 1841 Leech began the great work of his life--a work, should not be forgotten that, if Leech did great things for _Punch_, his and application that Leech displayed throughout life. at that time had no idea what these sketches from real life cost the cache = ./cache/44801.txt txt = ./txt/44801.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 44806 author = Leigh, Percival title = Portraits of Children of the Mobility date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 13011 sentences = 874 flesch = 75 summary = have but little regarded the Mobility in passing through our public Mobility is said to be derived from the Latin term _Mobilis_, fickle, There are some who think that Mobility comes from _Mobble_, to dress consider these people as a sort of step-children of Nature, who now and The Children of the Mobility are not, in early infancy, interesting These young persons are the Children of a Mobility said to be the finest set of the Children of the Mobility with which Masters Curtis, Waters, Master "Young Spicy"--for street encounters are not always Children of the Mobility, we think it decidedly objectionable. "See, Papa" pursued Adeline, "that poor little boy holding the girl's these days, I should come to be like that person.' Beggars, my sweet, propriety of classing Master Abrahams with the Children of the Mobility; articles of attire are all that most Children of the Mobility appear cache = ./cache/44806.txt txt = ./txt/44806.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 44799 author = nan title = Benjamin Disraeli, the Earl of Beaconsfield, K.G. Cartoons from "Punch" 1843-1878 date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 1197 sentences = 278 flesch = 70 summary = THE EARL OF BEACONSFIELD, K.G. Cartoons From "Punch" 1843-1878. BENJAMIN DISRAELI, EARL OF BEACONSFIELD, K.G. ON of Isaac D'Israeli, author of _Curiosities of Literature_, of Jewish Derby's first Ministry, 1852; and in his second, 1858-9; in 1859 brought the Exchequer in Lord Derby's third Ministry, July, 1866; brought in a on Lord Derby's resignation, February, 1868, became Prime Minister, Government resigning office, in consequence of their defeat on the Irish placed him in a minority, and he resigned without meeting the new Parliament; Mr. Disraeli succeeded him as Prime Minister and formed his K.G. Lord Beaconsfield's principal novels (besides _Vivian Grey_) are " Disraeli Measuring the British Lion.....................008 " The Ghost of Protection appearing to Mr. Disraeli.......013 " The Anglers' Return.....................................039 " Dizzy's K'rect Card for the "Derby" (?).................044 " The Derby, 1867, Dizzy wins with "Reform Bill"..........054 " The Great "Trick Act"...................................075 " "The Mysterious Cabinet Trick"..........................095 cache = ./cache/44799.txt txt = ./txt/44799.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 45069 author = Wilson, Rufus Rockwell title = Lincoln in Caricature date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 6946 sentences = 415 flesch = 75 summary = |Plate Number One--This cartoon, "Lincoln à la Blondin," which appeared |Plate Number Two--This cartoon, "The Inside Track," published in _Vanity Fair_, on March know, became Lincoln's Secretary of State, and Weed one of his trusted |Plate Number Six--This cartoon, "The Situation," published in _Harper's |Plate Number Eight--This cartoon, without title, published in _Vanity |Plate Number Nine--This cartoon, "Up a Tree--Colonel Bull and the Yankee |Plate Number Ten--This cartoon, "Sinbad Lincoln and the Old Man of the |Plate Number Eleven--This cartoon, "The New Orleans Plum," published in cartoon, for it was Lincoln's Secretary of State, and not the President |Plate Number Fifteen--This cartoon, "Lincoln's Last Warning," published |Plate Number Eighteen--This cartoon, published in _Harper's Weekly_, |Plate Number Twenty-one--This cartoon, "Right at last," was published Lincoln said to a friend: "They must nominate a peace Democrat on a war |Plate Number Twenty-eight--This cartoon, "Long Abraham Lincoln a Little cache = ./cache/45069.txt txt = ./txt/45069.txt Building ./etc/reader.txt /data-disk/reader-compute/reader-classic/bin/topic-model.py:68: UserWarning: The handle has a label of '_aside_ befriend amend' which cannot be automatically added to the legend. axis.legend( title = "Topics", labels = df[ 'words' ] ) 47400 37603 11571 7405 21427 33335 number of items: 43 sum of words: 884,480 average size in words: 21,059 average readability score: 78 nouns: illustration; time; man; war; day; way; men; people; life; years; nothing; country; place; something; hand; name; world; thing; days; night; work; cartoon; head; peace; things; friend; side; part; eyes; one; mind; heart; home; business; face; money; course; line; house; end; room; hands; death; year; artist; enemy; letter; fact; boys; hour verbs: was; is; be; have; had; are; has; do; were; been; ''s; did; said; see; got; know; made; say; get; go; make; come; take; think; ses; being; tell; says; let; give; went; going; ai; put; ''ve; seen; am; done; thought; found; look; came; having; find; does; took; ''m; called; told; keep adjectives: good; little; old; other; great; more; many; german; such; own; same; last; first; new; much; young; few; best; whole; poor; long; full; french; next; large; british; true; better; right; small; big; sure; short; ready; high; second; political; english; fine; only; certain; american; most; least; bad; free; strong; black; present; public adverbs: not; n''t; so; up; now; out; then; here; as; only; never; very; down; more; just; there; too; well; even; off; still; most; again; ever; on; all; away; once; also; back; yet; in; soon; thus; over; much; long; far; always; no; however; first; rather; perhaps; quite; almost; enough; already; together; indeed pronouns: i; he; it; his; you; they; we; their; my; him; them; her; me; our; she; your; its; us; himself; ''em; themselves; myself; itself; one; herself; thy; ourselves; yourself; em; thee; mine; ''s; yours; theirs; themself; ours; ye; yer; i''m; isself; you''re; yerself; meself; hisself; us''d; yrs; you''ll; ourself; on''t; hers proper nouns: _; mr.; abe; sir; germany; lord; england; al; john; war; new; mawruss; general; france; kernel; president; morris; punch; kaiser; y''understand; london; frank; wal; mrs.; york; george; jack; majer; mr; germans; house; linkin; states; german; king; lincoln; washington; french; may; july; napoleon; government; j.; ses; william; english; united; union; genus; bull keywords: illustration; mr.; england; sir; british; man; great; france; war; states; punch; lord; london; john; jack; good; george; tom; president; new; kaiser; government; german; general; day; york; united; like; king; friend; french; english; bill; william; washington; union; time; thomas; tell; street; south; scene; russia; rowlandson; raemaekers; prince; peace; official; north; mrs. one topic; one dimension: illustration file(s): ./cache/29463.txt titles(s): The Foreign Tour of Messrs. Brown, Jones and Robinson Being the History of What They Saw, and Did, in Belgium, Germany, Switzerland & Italy. three topics; one dimension: illustration; like; did file(s): ./cache/11571.txt, ./cache/47400.txt, ./cache/42299.txt titles(s): Mr. Punch''s History of the Great War | George Cruikshank''s Omnibus | The History of Johnny Quæ Genus, the Little Foundling of the Late Doctor Syntax. A Poem by the Author of the Three Tours. five topics; three dimensions: did mr like; war illustration german; illustration abe understand; ses got like; _aside_ befriend amend file(s): ./cache/47400.txt, ./cache/11571.txt, ./cache/29560.txt, ./cache/36175.txt, titles(s): George Cruikshank''s Omnibus | Mr. Punch''s History of the Great War | M. P.''s in Session: From Mr. Punch''s Parliamentary Portrait Gallery | Letters of Major Jack Downing, of the Downingville Militia | Siege of Washington, D.C., written expressly for little people Type: gutenberg title: subject-caricaturesAndCartoons-gutenberg date: 2021-06-01 time: 18:06 username: emorgan patron: Eric Morgan email: emorgan@nd.edu input: facet_subject:"Caricatures and cartoons" ==== make-pages.sh htm files ==== make-pages.sh complex files ==== make-pages.sh named enities ==== making bibliographics id: 4668 author: Adams, F. Colburn (Francis Colburn) title: Siege of Washington, D.C., written expressly for little people date: words: nan sentences: nan pages: flesch: nan cache: txt: summary: id: 29647 author: Brinton, Selwyn title: The Eighteenth Century in English Caricature date: words: 19410.0 sentences: 833.0 pages: flesch: 68.0 cache: ./cache/29647.txt txt: ./txt/29647.txt summary: of political satire, James Gillray, and his vigorous contemporary Thomas century''s close Gillray''s pencil notes every change of the political satire of Henry William Bunbury; to admire those magnificent political this treatment; and Hogarth''s print of the "Times," published in also the works of James Sayer--an artist whom we shall meet in our next Rowlandson working as an engraver on Bunbury''s humorous sketches, and We must turn now to our artist''s later prints of English English caricature, Bunbury gave but little attention to political to study him at his best in his sketches of English social life in town James Gillray made his entry into English political caricature almost at James Gillray''s political caricatures are so interesting and so politics, it may be noted that in the great French War Rowlandson does were among those not infrequent prints of our artist whose satire comes published many of our artist''s prints during the last years of the id: 38902 author: Busch, Wilhelm title: Buzz a Buzz; Or, The Bees date: words: 7919.0 sentences: 714.0 pages: flesch: 87.0 cache: ./cache/38902.txt txt: ./txt/38902.txt summary: second edition of my original "Bee-Book," soon about to appear after an "Great Queen, we hope you''ll swarm to day"; John Dull sits watching for a swarm; "This honey thief, this Bee-i-cide." Rushed to the Bee-house, found John Dull Got his bee dress, his hive, and ladder; The bees rush forth and quit the hive! To John Dull''s bee-hives creeps unseen; Of honey that John Dull had got Ate honey, like his friend the bear, Behind the bee house they were placed, "FLY FORTH, DEAR BEE, ''TIS MORN, FLY FORTH."--_Page 11._--I shall JOHN DULL SITS WAITING FOR A SWARM.--_Page 11._--as I have done for "THIS HONEY THIEF, THIS BEE-I-CIDE."--_Page 14._--This latter word "FETCHED HIS BEE DRESS, HIS HIVE, HIS LADDER."--_Page 23._--A When swarming, Bees are particularly gentle, and If the Bees will swarm, they will. "Honey Cakes" were universally adopted by Bee-masters. "A HONEY THIEF, ILL MAY HE THRIVE."--_Page 55._--Every Bee keeper id: 42299 author: Combe, William title: The History of Johnny Quæ Genus, the Little Foundling of the Late Doctor Syntax. A Poem by the Author of the Three Tours. date: words: 56165.0 sentences: 5215.0 pages: flesch: 95.0 cache: ./cache/42299.txt txt: ./txt/42299.txt summary: I tell you Sir,--_you shall be PAID_." And, in good faith, I wish to know, QUÆ GENUS READING TO SIR JEFFERY GOURMAND.] QUÆ GENUS fail''d not, at the hour, Till your good friend the Doctor died. Nay, when your mirth, Sir, may think fit, And you, good Sir, shall shortly know, He smil''d and said, ''Good bye, my friend: Will fix my friend QUÆ GENUS here.'' Have turn''d my strange life''s future views, QUÆ GENUS, IN THE SERVICE OF SIR. When good _Sir Jeff''ry''s_ gout was kind QUÆ GENUS with good grace receiv''d ''em, "QUÆ GENUS, know me for your friend, QUÆ GENUS said, "and with this view, To treat QUÆ GENUS as a friend, --But so it was--QUÆ GENUS thought --But so it was--QUÆ GENUS thought QUÆ GENUS heard the orders gay QUÆ GENUS thought he could but try, Nay, his kind friends, when it appear''d, id: 37603 author: Cooper, Frederic Taber title: The History of the Nineteenth Century in Caricature date: words: 53184.0 sentences: 3218.0 pages: flesch: 69.0 cache: ./cache/37603.txt txt: ./txt/37603.txt summary: Another cartoon by Gillray which belongs to this period is "The French in a cartoon labeled "Napoleon the Little in a Rage with his Great last English cartoon directed against Napoleon when he was at the head [Illustration: Louis Napoleon and Madame France.] [Illustration: Turkey, John Bull & Monsieur Frog-Eater in a Bad Fix. An American Cartoon on the Crimean War. _From the collection of the New York Historical Society._] [Illustration: Balaam and Balaam''s Ass. One of the caricatures inspired by the United States Bank Case. illustrated by a cartoon which shows the United States ready to defend [Illustration: Nast''s Famous Cartoon "Peace."] caricatured in a series of cartoons, most of which appeared in nature is the cartoon called "The New Year." It represents the dawning cartoon in _Puck_ was suggesting equally vindictive caricatures of Mr. Cleveland and the Democratic party for the rival pages of _Judge_. [Illustration: Tenniel''s Famous Cartoon at the Time of Bismarck''s id: 47400 author: Cruikshank, George title: George Cruikshank''s Omnibus date: words: 172018.0 sentences: 9385.0 pages: flesch: 78.0 cache: ./cache/47400.txt txt: ./txt/47400.txt summary: And now you see "the world goes round." Turn your eyes a little to the "Wait then a little longer," added Mrs. Heartwell, as she looked at the His desire was soon gratified, and a very short time beheld Mrs. Heartwell and Frank, followed by Ben, proceeding from their residence in "Mr. Brady is not yet come, madam," said he, observing that Mrs. Heartwell was about to address him. Days--weeks--months passed away, and Mrs. Heartwell experienced an _But nothing else within the place looked like a living thing_; induced the young man to enter a respectable-looking house in the "Here comes that horrid little dog with the basket," continued Mrs. Bürcke, after a few minutes'' more looking out of the window:--and now is little lady exclaim, "Oh, my basket,"--and upon looking round, we saw you know, Juggles?" ("Ay," answered the little man again, as he looked id: 29463 author: Doyle, Richard title: The Foreign Tour of Messrs. Brown, Jones and Robinson Being the History of What They Saw, and Did, in Belgium, Germany, Switzerland & Italy. date: words: 6019.0 sentences: 584.0 pages: flesch: 83.0 cache: ./cache/29463.txt txt: ./txt/29463.txt summary: BROWN, JONES, and ROBINSON. Brown, Jones, and Robinson starting on their After a rough passage, Brown, Jones, and Robinson are here seen landed Robinson and Jones (alarmed by expression of Brown''s countenance). "Speise-Saal" hotel, Cologne-Enter Brown, Jones, and Robinson, While Brown, Jones, and Robinson supped, a party of philosophers carry Robinson, after the departure of Jones and Brown, seated himself before Brown, Jones, and Robinson have arrived at ----, the capital of ----, a paper having announced their arrival as Count Robinson, Sir Brown, and At first Jones was incredulous; but presently Brown, his hair standing How Brown and Jones went in a third class carriage (Robinson would not; Having taken their places on the outside of the diligence, Brown, Jones, Jones and Robinson appear, to the surprise of the military, and relief --"I stood in Venice," etc.; Jones and Brown, having Jones to Brown-"What do you say?" id: 37745 author: Doyle, Richard title: Manners & Cvstoms of ye Englyshe Drawn from ye Qvick date: words: 29481.0 sentences: 1398.0 pages: flesch: 81.0 cache: ./cache/37745.txt txt: ./txt/37745.txt summary: look at the fine Folks and People of Fashion riding in their carriages, Strange, to find how rare a Thing good Musique is in Company; and by good Musique I mean such as do stir up the Soul, like the Flowers Tattenham Corner; but presently away in good earnest, like Shot! enough to know better, bedizened like the young Beauties, but looking the Ice all sorts of People high and low, great and little, old and dance mighty pretty, but being above I could but look down upon little all the Boys, but a good many of them look unhappy, yet pretty to little Boy and Girl, and an Arm round each, like a great plump Fowl, a Years old, and to think what a great General he is and do look, and with excepted, a good Sprinkling of belles, and they look mighty pretty, the id: 30210 author: Foote, G. W. (George William) title: Comic Bible Sketches, Reprinted from "The Freethinker" date: words: 2105.0 sentences: 105.0 pages: flesch: 66.0 cache: ./cache/30210.txt txt: ./txt/30210.txt summary: COMIC BIBLE SKETCHES that it would some day boast its Comic Bible. nine and three months'' imprisonment like common felons, all for the Amours de la Bible." But many others were free from this objection, and prophesied a speedy exhaustion of Bible topics, but they did not know The following Comic Bible Sketches, which will be succeeded in due in the Freethinker before its editor, proprietor and publisher were The French Comic Bible prints under each illustration a few crisp lines happened in some way, as to which the Divine Word is silent; this is our Ridicule is a most potent form of common-sense logic. Christians read the Bible without realising its wonders, allowing Let it be observed that these Comic Bible Sketches ridicule nothing but that to laugh at the absurdities of the Bible was to insult the human In like manner we publish our Comic Bible Sketches, and id: 29560 author: Furniss, Harry title: M. P.''s in Session: From Mr. Punch''s Parliamentary Portrait Gallery date: words: 7176.0 sentences: 1967.0 pages: flesch: 85.0 cache: ./cache/29560.txt txt: ./txt/29560.txt summary: _from Mr. Punch''s Parliamentary Portrait Gallery._ _from Mr. Punch''s Parliamentary Portrait Gallery._ SIR RICHARD (VERY) CROSS. BY SIR CHARLES DILKE.] "FANCY GERMAN PORTRAIT OF GENERAL SIR SMITH, LORD JOHN MANNERS. "THE LORD ADVOCATE''S ATTITUDE TOWARDS SCOTCH MEMBERS."] BERESFORD, LORD CHARLES (_Mar. 26, ''87_) 36 BORTHWICK, SIR ALGERNON (_July 9, ''87,_) 41 SIR HENRY (_July 7, ''83_) 19 DILKE, SIR CHARLES (_July 8, ''82_) 65 HOGG, SIR JAMES MCGAREL (_Feb. 12, ''87_) 39 JAMES, SIR HENRY (_Apr. 10, ''86_) 17 LORD HENRY (_Nov. 1, ''84_) 1 LORD JOHN (_Dec. 5, ''85_) _Frontisp._ PALMERSTON, LORD (_Apr. 29, ''82_) 65 PEEL, SIR ROBERT (_Apr. 29, ''82_) 65 PEEL, SIR ROBERT (3rd Bart.) (_July 25, ''85_) 5 PELLY, SIR LEWIS (_Aug. 11, ''88_) 56 RUSSELL, LORD JOHN (_Apr. 29, ''82_) 65 RUSSELL, SIR CHARLES (_Aug. 18, ''83_) 64 WILSON, SIR MATTHEW (_Aug. 7, ''86_) 14 WOLFF, SIR HENRY DRUMMOND (_June 9, ''83_) 57 id: 33335 author: Glass, Montague title: Worrying Won''t Win date: words: 55466.0 sentences: 2441.0 pages: flesch: 76.0 cache: ./cache/33335.txt txt: ./txt/33335.txt summary: "But Senator LaFollette ain''t one of them peace fellers, Mawruss," Abe "Just the same, Mawruss," Abe said, "them countries is going to be a lot "Sure I know, Abe," Morris said, "_aber_ this here Garfield ain''t a "All right, Abe," Morris said, "I wouldn''t argue with you, but all I got buying his wife furs and it will work down right along the line till Mr. Hoover hits the garment business, Mawruss, which, while I ain''t got no "Of course that was a long time before the war, Mawruss," Abe said. "And in the mean time, Mawruss," Abe said, "what''s going to happen to war, Abe," Morris said, "it will grab the meat business like it has "But as I understand it, Mawruss," Abe said, "not burning coal ''ain''t "Editors ''ain''t got no time for such nonsense, Mawruss," Abe said. even in war-times, Mawruss," Abe said. id: 11571 author: Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom) title: Mr. Punch''s History of the Great War date: words: 67372.0 sentences: 4126.0 pages: flesch: 75.0 cache: ./cache/11571.txt txt: ./txt/11571.txt summary: which has been driven mad by War Lords and Pan-Germans. Lord Kitchener has gone to the War Office, and in twelve days from the At home the great improvisation of the New Armies, undertaken by Lord Italy has not declared war on Germany yet, but the fury of the German Press entry into the war the mass of the Germans are still true to their old hate It is the way of modern war that we know little of what is going on, least [Illustration: TOMMY (finding a German prisoner who speaks English): "Look The need of a War propaganda at home is illustrated by the answers to The rulers of Germany--the Kaiser and his War-lords--proclaimed themselves A new feature of the German armies are the special "storm-troops"; men Lord Derby, our new Minister of War, will have none of it. Breaking through the Fifth British Army, in five days the Germans have id: 26388 author: Harrison, Charles title: A Humorous History of England date: words: 8790.0 sentences: 1106.0 pages: flesch: 91.0 cache: ./cache/26388.txt txt: ./txt/26388.txt summary: [Illustration: The Great Struggle in Charles'' Time. [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] [Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic] id: 21676 author: Herford, Oliver title: Confessions of a Caricaturist date: words: 1574.0 sentences: 230.0 pages: flesch: 88.0 cache: ./cache/21676.txt txt: ./txt/21676.txt summary: New York · Charles Scribner''s Sons Like good Saint Francis scatters crumbs I like to draw Napoleon best (For drawing hands I have no knack.) But I can draw him either way." I love to picture Daniel Frohman It looks like Charlie''s out to bust I like Marconi best to see A Book by Bennett will appear Was the Belasco of his day-We think it is the Setting Sun, I once drew Ibsen, looking bored (Or one of them) why John Drew draws. Like Zangwill, is not void of worth It looks like nothing else on earth. But then, you see, I _like_ to do George Bernard Shaw (George likes it too). From Hiram Maxim''s hair you''d think Somehow I always like to think Of GEORGEADE as a Summer Drink, In Summer-time, beneath the shade, To draw, for when the picture''s done, Can say the likeness is not true? id: 7405 author: Lardner, Ring title: The Real Dope date: words: 51160.0 sentences: 3821.0 pages: flesch: 99.0 cache: ./cache/7405.txt txt: ./txt/7405.txt summary: started out by saying to Lee that Jack Tar looked like somebody had knocked He said the last time he come over with troops they was two subs got after Well Al old pal I know you will do like I ask and go and see her and maybe long so I said au reservoir pretending like I didn''t know the right way to and come up and begin talking and she asked me how I liked it and I said I FRIEND AL: Well old pal it looks like they wouldn''t be no front line what I got to say because the boys says he''s a tough bird for a man to see for the first time till you get to know him and he acts like he was going time comes like in the old days when they use to have fights between men id: 44806 author: Leigh, Percival title: Portraits of Children of the Mobility date: words: 13011.0 sentences: 874.0 pages: flesch: 75.0 cache: ./cache/44806.txt txt: ./txt/44806.txt summary: have but little regarded the Mobility in passing through our public Mobility is said to be derived from the Latin term _Mobilis_, fickle, There are some who think that Mobility comes from _Mobble_, to dress consider these people as a sort of step-children of Nature, who now and The Children of the Mobility are not, in early infancy, interesting These young persons are the Children of a Mobility said to be the finest set of the Children of the Mobility with which Masters Curtis, Waters, Master "Young Spicy"--for street encounters are not always Children of the Mobility, we think it decidedly objectionable. "See, Papa" pursued Adeline, "that poor little boy holding the girl''s these days, I should come to be like that person.'' Beggars, my sweet, propriety of classing Master Abrahams with the Children of the Mobility; articles of attire are all that most Children of the Mobility appear id: 45274 author: Leland, H. P. (Henry Perry) title: Ye Book of Copperheads date: words: 2037.0 sentences: 241.0 pages: flesch: 92.0 cache: ./cache/45274.txt txt: ./txt/45274.txt summary: ''|There once was a Copperhead snake tried to Bite Uncle Sam by mistake; ''''''But the Seven League Boot on old Uncle Sam''s foot ''''''And out came a vile Copperhead. "_Nor doth this Wood lack Worlds."--Midsummer Night''s Dream, II. |There was an old Snake in New York said for peace all the people should work; ''''''Till the Copperheads all, great, middling, and small |Copper stocks are uncertain to buy, though this Copperhead''s stock''s very high; |There was an old War Horse, a clerical, who thought our Republic chimerical; ''''''''This mordacious old War Horse cholerical. ''''''''To kill the vile Copperhead worms. ''''''''While a Copperhead squirmed in his boot. ''''''To use rotten old Wood which never was good, |There once was a bottle of Porter, which the Copperheads thought was all water; ''''There was old party named M------, ''''As a Copperhead Pierce goes squirming round".= "THOSE DEVOTED COPPERHEADS." id: 37767 author: May, Phil title: The Phil May Album date: words: 5347.0 sentences: 676.0 pages: flesch: 88.0 cache: ./cache/37767.txt txt: ./txt/37767.txt summary: [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN [Illustration: ON THE BRAIN id: 21427 author: Nye, Bill title: Comic History of the United States date: words: 55863.0 sentences: 2891.0 pages: flesch: 75.0 cache: ./cache/21427.txt txt: ./txt/21427.txt summary: this country, but the Indians thought that these English people bathed as Sitting Bull''s time that noted cavalry officer said to the author Canadians and Indians would come down into York State or New England, The British army now numbered thirty thousand troops, while Washington''s A few Indian wars now kept the people interested, and a large number of General Jackson took some troops and attacked the red brother, killing General Pakenham, with a force of twelve thousand men by sea and land, married men went who had been looking a long time for some good place to new Confederacy got men, money, arms, and munitions of war from every good time to attack Grant, who had sent many troops north to prevent something else, and that it took so much time for the generals to keep generation that fights a four-years war costing over two billions of id: 19126 author: Raemaekers, Louis title: Raemaekers'' Cartoons: With Accompanying Notes by Well-known English Writers date: words: 52894.0 sentences: 3470.0 pages: flesch: 77.0 cache: ./cache/19126.txt txt: ./txt/19126.txt summary: country that "after the War Germany will settle accounts with Holland, pictures when Germany fights with all her cunning for a peace that shall contribution to the War. The Germans have been kite-flying for six months, to see which way the on Germany''s new war inventions as proof that Science makes for [Illustration: PEACE AND INTERVENTION--GERMAN MILITARISM ON THE German method of waging war has rendered "dreadful objects so familiar" The German War Staff would give a good deal to But there is an even worse use of Pallas, which War and the German nations at war has shown so little care for its dead as Germany, whose many Germans know the Kultur War to be ruinous: but Berlin must play the Some day, not so far, even the German people will not regard the orders war--ever questioned, much less abandoned, by the Germans so long as it id: 34115 author: Raven-Hill, L. (Leonard) title: Our Battalion Being Some Slight Impressions of His Majesty''s Auxiliary Forces, in Camp and Elsewhere date: words: 14771.0 sentences: 1398.0 pages: flesch: 92.0 cache: ./cache/34115.txt txt: ./txt/34115.txt summary: something about ''is duties an'' ses to the Gov''mint, ''Yer remarks is Reg''lashuns.'' ''I give up my time,'' ses the Volunteer, ''an'' pay for anything you like in reason,'' ses the Gov''mint, ''but I will not train know an'' I don''t care,'' ses the Gov''mint, ''but I''ll spare the time to ''we must ''ave more men or I won''t be responsible for breakages,'' ''e ses. ''But,'' I ses, ''think of the poor man that''s in charge of all these ''ere Auxiliary Forces, d''you think ''e got the billet for ''is looks?'' I ses. ''The General,'' ses you, ''can''t know the Volunteer like the Volunteer thing.'' ''I know ye ''ave,'' ses the Gov''mint; ''that''s why you''ve got the corps,'' ses the General, ''wants training in one way, I find, an'' some in hope it is; always like the men to start camp in a good temper. know what the men think of field days. id: 5649 author: Seymour, Robert title: Sketches by Seymour — Volume 05 date: words: 15247.0 sentences: 1000.0 pages: flesch: 83.0 cache: ./cache/5649.txt txt: ./txt/5649.txt summary: all his friends as a "good-fit," and procured the old man some excellent "No; that''s devilish good," said Wallis; "but you ain''t hit it yet." "Where''s Timmis?" said he, one day after he had taken a seat, and puffed That is a good ''un!--Andrew," said he, "tell Wally to come here." I "Andrew," said Mr. Wallis, imitating his friend''s tone of admonition; "if One day, my good friend, Mr. Wallis, entered the office, followed by a "Andrew," said he, "my friend Crobble wants a clerk, and has cast his eye "Only look here, Wally," cried he; "here stands Andrew, like an ass "Rather like a bundle of hay between two asses, I think," replied Mr. Wallis; and good-naturedly tapping me on the shoulder, he continued--" "The father," said Mr. Timmis, "is only a poor shoe-maker--a good fellow stocks are up; and Timmis, (your old master, Andrew) is as busy as a bee id: 5648 author: Seymour, Robert title: Sketches by Seymour — Volume 04 date: words: 10815.0 sentences: 746.0 pages: flesch: 85.0 cache: ./cache/5648.txt txt: ./txt/5648.txt summary: "True," said B____, laughing; "there is a great deal of railing about the Come, pull away, Jem, like a man, "Steward!" faintly cries a fat bilious man, "bring me a glass of brandy "My love," quoth Mrs. D., "I really now should like to take a boat and "Well, my duck," said he, "you have only to name the day, you know, I am "Suppose, love, we go to-day--no time like the present, dear." "Sure sich a day, I needs must say," exclaim''d his loving spouse, beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the "Tom, bring me a small plate of boiled beef and potatoes," cries one of "Bring it, and quick, Tom," replies the gentleman, pleased with the And cried--"I likes his looks, "I confess I''m out of my head, Tom," said Jim, who was dangling the huge id: 5645 author: Seymour, Robert title: Sketches by Seymour — Volume 01 date: words: 8060.0 sentences: 866.0 pages: flesch: 93.0 cache: ./cache/5645.txt txt: ./txt/5645.txt summary: "Thankee, old boy," said Spriggs, "but we ain''t so green as not to know your eye!" "Cock your gun--and be quiet," said Mr. Grubb. Now the said cage not being a bird-cage, Mr. Richard Grubb could see no "Let''s turn Jews," said Spriggs, "and make a vow never to touch pork "No more shooting in the grass, mind!" said Grubb, "or ve shall have the "Don''t be in a passion, Spriggs," said Grubb, laughing. they could not avoid hitting it.--Grubb fired, and Sprigg''s gun echoed "Vell, if this ''ere ain''t a rum go!"--said Spriggs--"in four shots--ve''ve --said Mr. Richard--"or s''pose Spriggs you goes on von side of an ''edge "Vot a rum cove that ''ere is," said Grubb. "Pull the bell, Spriggs," said Mr. Richard, "and let''s have the bill." vot a pretty fellow you are for a sportsman!" said Spriggs, "it "I say, Dick," said Spriggs, "vy are ve two like razors?" id: 5646 author: Seymour, Robert title: Sketches by Seymour — Volume 02 date: words: 6785.0 sentences: 585.0 pages: flesch: 90.0 cache: ./cache/5646.txt txt: ./txt/5646.txt summary: "Mother says fishes comes from hard roes, so I chuck''d in the roe of a "I can tell you something, sir," continued the lad;--"there''s no fish to "Thank ye, sir," said he, and turning to his companion with a wink: "Here "I thought you''d like it, sir--that''s the place for fish, sir,--good Like the lettuces he sold, Jack had a good heart, and his attention was forward, went as straight home--as he could, leaving his spouse (like laughing like mad; and what do you think?--when I doffed my shooting and so I vos jist a-chargin'' agin ven a great he-fellow, in a ruff "Werry;--ain''t hit nothin''," says I. "I''ll tell you vot it is, young gentleman," says he, "it''s the unevenness "Let us look at them cigars," said he, and then, for the first time, "Thank''ye," said the musician, "and in time to come, old fellow, never do id: 5647 author: Seymour, Robert title: Sketches by Seymour — Volume 03 date: words: 6319.0 sentences: 469.0 pages: flesch: 87.0 cache: ./cache/5647.txt txt: ./txt/5647.txt summary: "Naughty fish!" replied Sammy, "they know they''re naughty too, or else "Excuse me a-rising to return thanks," replied his friend, grasping "Gentlemen"--said Jack, one evening rising upon his legs--"Do me the "A joke of mine, when I knocked down a bird the other morning," said "Here''s--''May the charitable man never know the want of--''shot.''" said pigeon-match takes place for a silver-cup--the ''Crack Shots'' against the "Brother Shots!" said Saggers, after the usual honours had been duly Old Doctor Spraggs! "Never mind, Julia, we won''t be bored by any board"--said the jocose old "I''m sure, uncle"--said one of the youths--"we don''t require any board, "You''re quite right, Master Dickey," said his uncle; "for we only came "I do think now, Giles," said James, "that Mother Styles do feed thee on "Noa--I kicked, and said ''Nay,'' and so the old ''ooman put herself into a "Next March, to be sure," replied Giles, with a spirit which was natural id: 36175 author: Smith, Seba title: Letters of Major Jack Downing, of the Downingville Militia date: words: 61191.0 sentences: 5018.0 pages: flesch: 94.0 cache: ./cache/36175.txt txt: ./txt/36175.txt summary: Then Linkin sed to me, ses he, "Major, take a good swig of this old "Wal," ses I, "Linkin, that is a purty good story, and old rye is a "Wal," ses I, "Kernel, there''s nothin like getten a fresh hold wen you thing I ever got hold of before." "Wal," ses I, "Kernel, I kin explain ain''t got but 35,000 troops." Ses I, "Kernel, let me take a look at think I''m gettin it, for I''ve got it already." "Wal," ses I, "Kernel, the Kernel, "how are we to get him away?" "Wal," ses I, "do jest as old people won''t know the difference." "Wal," ses the Kernel, "that''s jest "Wal," ses I, "Kernel, can you tell me how you think this war is goin "Wal," ses the Kernel, "Majer, it''s oncommon hard for old men like you, "Wal," ses I, "Kernel, then that will be jest like your Abolishin id: 2648 author: Thackeray, William Makepeace title: George Cruikshank date: words: 16313.0 sentences: 700.0 pages: flesch: 73.0 cache: ./cache/2648.txt txt: ./txt/2648.txt summary: Mr. Cruikshank may have drawn a thousand better things since the days when George Cruikshank has produced a charming design, in which the uncles this little book are excellent, especially a great figure of a under Cruikshank''s eyes before he sketched this little, enormous parson criterion of good humor is success, and what a share of this has Mr. Cruikshank had! without a surname, Corinthian Tom, Mr. Cruikshank, we make little doubt, Let us lay a wager that Cruikshank, a man of the people The man''s master, too, comes in for no small share of our artist''s Famous books in their day were Cruikshank''s "John Gilpin" and in like manner we should exhort all our friends to purchase Mr. Cruikshank''s designs of ANOTHER interesting race, that is run already Cruikshank''s humor is so good and benevolent that any man must love it, Cruikshank''s famous designs to that work.* The sausage id: 2646 author: Thackeray, William Makepeace title: John Leech''s Pictures of Life and Character date: words: 5099.0 sentences: 238.0 pages: flesch: 74.0 cache: ./cache/2646.txt txt: ./txt/2646.txt summary: JOHN LEECH''S PICTURES OF LIFE AND CHARACTER children the pictures at which we were permitted to look. say, just a few pictures at the end of the Spelling-Book, little oval And what picture-books the young villains good old George, King of Brobdingnag, laughed at Gulliver-Boney, sailing remember, in those old portfolios, pictures representing Boney and his But if our sisters wanted to look at the portfolios, the good old hand--Mr. John Leech and his "Pictures of Life and Character," in friends the great; though, like the good old English gentleman of the Fancy a number of Punch without Leech''s pictures! in the hundred pictures of children which this artist loves to design. that picture saw little of the society which he satirized and amused. whispers Charley--pointing to a dear little partner seven years old--"My don''t know their own pictures, very likely; if they did, they would have id: 28324 author: Various title: Supplement to "Punch, Or The London Charivari."—October 14, 1914 "Punch" and the Prussian Bully date: words: 973.0 sentences: 252.0 pages: flesch: 80.0 cache: ./cache/28324.txt txt: ./txt/28324.txt summary: "PUNCH" and the PRUSSIAN BULLY *** =The Prussian Bully disturbs the Peace of Europe.= *** =The Prussian Bully tears up a "scrap of paper" pledging him to *** =The Prussian Bully declares his intention of making war on Austria.= *** =The Prussian Bully refuses to allow France to rectify her frontier.= *** =The Prussian Bully has no pity for France.= *** =The Prussian Bully demands from France the cession of Alsace and *** =The Prussian Bully speaks of Peace and prepares for War.= *** =The Prussian Bully has no further use for Prince Bismarck.= the patriotism of the Imperial Diet to accept them unreservedly. *** =The Prussian Bully complains that he cannot have it all his own *** =The Prussian Bully tries to interfere in the Transvaal.= *** =The Prussian Bully maintains, in the cause of peace, a strong and *** =The Apotheosis of the Prussian Bully.= id: 28003 author: Various title: Supplement to Punch, or the London Charivari, September 16, 1914 The New Rake''s Progress: Cartoons from "Punch" Illustrating the Kaiser''s Career, 1888-1914 date: words: 706.0 sentences: 224.0 pages: flesch: 84.0 cache: ./cache/28003.txt txt: ./txt/28003.txt summary: (http://www.gutenberg.net/dirs/2/8/0/0/28003/28003-h/28003-h.htm) (http://www.gutenberg.net/dirs/2/8/0/0/28003/28003-h.zip) Cartoons from "Punch" Illustrating the Kaiser''s Career, 1888-1914. Illustration: _GERMAN KAISER._ "LET US PREY." Illustration: A WISE WARNING. AND, AS I STEER, DIRECT THY CAUTIOUS FLIGHT." *** =The Kaiser is warned by the Great Chancellor.= Illustration: THE IMPERIAL JACK-IN-THE-BOX. *** =The Kaiser has a finger in every German Pie.= Illustration: THE STORY OF FIDGETY WILHELM. *** =The Kaiser worries his friends of the Triple Alliance.= Illustration: A NEW RÔLE. *** =The Kaiser prepares for China.= Illustration: ON TOUR. KAISER WILHELM (_as the Moor of Potsdam_) _sings_:-Illustration: NOT IN THE PICTURE. PUNCH (_Photographer, suavely, to the_ KAISER). *** =The Kaiser as enemy of Europe.= Illustration: "ISOLATION." *** =The Kaiser as the platonic friend of Peace.= Illustration: THE TEUTONISING OF TURKEY. GERMAN KAISER. GERMAN KAISER. Illustration: HARMONY. *** =The Kaiser prepares for the Millennium (Prussian Version).= *** =The Kaiser deludes himself.= Illustration: THE WORLD''S ENEMY. THE KAISER. id: 30678 author: Various title: Supplement to "Punch", 16th December 1914 The Unspeakable Turk date: words: 906.0 sentences: 256.0 pages: flesch: 85.0 cache: ./cache/30678.txt txt: ./txt/30678.txt summary: [Illustration: EVERYBODY''S FRIEND! She is now the "friend" of the Turk. The Turk makes a great show of denouncing the revolt of Arabi in Egypt. The Powers, despite the protests of Greece, leave it to the Turk to [Illustration: A FREE HAND. [Illustration: A TURKISH BATH. A very "sick man" is the Turk. [Illustration: "TURKEY LIMITED." The incorrigible Turk is deprived of his power to misrule in Crete. [Illustration: THE MITYLENE MARCH. France sends a fleet to Mitylene and compels the Turk to respect the The Powers decide on a Naval Demonstration to compel the Turk to settle "GO ON IN, ABDUL--JUST FOR THE LOOK OF THE THING. "YES, I KNOW. [Illustration: AT LAST! The Turk still has a gleam of hope. "MONEY, DEAR BOY? The ever impecunious Turk. [Illustration: SETTLED. The Turk makes a desperate effort to get Greece into a quiet corner. There is, indeed, no health in the Turk. id: 45069 author: Wilson, Rufus Rockwell title: Lincoln in Caricature date: words: 6946.0 sentences: 415.0 pages: flesch: 75.0 cache: ./cache/45069.txt txt: ./txt/45069.txt summary: |Plate Number One--This cartoon, "Lincoln à la Blondin," which appeared |Plate Number Two--This cartoon, "The Inside Track," published in _Vanity Fair_, on March know, became Lincoln''s Secretary of State, and Weed one of his trusted |Plate Number Six--This cartoon, "The Situation," published in _Harper''s |Plate Number Eight--This cartoon, without title, published in _Vanity |Plate Number Nine--This cartoon, "Up a Tree--Colonel Bull and the Yankee |Plate Number Ten--This cartoon, "Sinbad Lincoln and the Old Man of the |Plate Number Eleven--This cartoon, "The New Orleans Plum," published in cartoon, for it was Lincoln''s Secretary of State, and not the President |Plate Number Fifteen--This cartoon, "Lincoln''s Last Warning," published |Plate Number Eighteen--This cartoon, published in _Harper''s Weekly_, |Plate Number Twenty-one--This cartoon, "Right at last," was published Lincoln said to a friend: "They must nominate a peace Democrat on a war |Plate Number Twenty-eight--This cartoon, "Long Abraham Lincoln a Little id: 34031 author: nan title: Raemaekers'' Cartoon History of the War, Volume 1 The First Twelve Months of War date: words: 16266.0 sentences: 1266.0 pages: flesch: 75.0 cache: ./cache/34031.txt txt: ./txt/34031.txt summary: His own mother was German; he had spent many happy years in Germany; he women, and children forced to march in front of the German armies, "Men On the evening of August 3 the German troops cross the frontier. houses have heard the voices of women in the hands of German soldiers that prisoners of war taken by the Germans, both at the time of their official hate for the nations with which Germany was at war than this. The German Government states officially in contradiction of the report _In "The German War."_ German people as a war of liberation, since it was known that only thus a state of war exists between Germany and her allies and Great Britain _Some German achievements in the first months of the Great War_: The German went into this war with a mind which had been carefully in the German war book. and the German forces of 3,500 men. id: 37846 author: nan title: Raemaekers'' Cartoon History of the War, Volume 2 The Second Twelve Months of War date: words: 13985.0 sentences: 1270.0 pages: flesch: 76.0 cache: ./cache/37846.txt txt: ./txt/37846.txt summary: The second year of the war opened in the West with the enemy, although Late in February the great German offensive began at Verdun, an The German war loans have been subscribed mainly by the great companies Germans forced the Danube and commenced the great drive on Serbia; by The British Liner _Persia_ was sunk by a German submarine on December the fighting of the last 13 days, the Germans have lost in killed, The British Official Press Bureau reports the German casualties during night of May 31-June 1, owing to a collision with other German war We state that the total loss of the German high sea forces during the the great German drive of last year has had the effect of the Russian behave at sea as the German Army behaves on land. two years of war behind it, has made up its mind about German culture. id: 39110 author: nan title: Phil May''s Gutter-Snipes: 50 Original Sketches in Pen & Ink date: words: 709.0 sentences: 241.0 pages: flesch: 74.0 cache: ./cache/39110.txt txt: ./txt/39110.txt summary: [Illustration: GRACE!] [Illustration: DEDICATION [Illustration: A GUTTER-BALL.] [Illustration: PLAYING AT SOLDIERS.] [Illustration: WATER-WORKS.] [Illustration: A GAME AT BALL.] [Illustration: LONGING FOR LICKINGS.] [Illustration: "ORRIBLE AND RE-VOLTIN'' DETAILS, SIR!"] [Illustration: PLUNDERERS.] [Illustration: LOST] [Illustration: HOMELESS] [Illustration: THE SLIDE.] [Illustration: THE FIRST SMOKE.] [Illustration: BROTHER ARTISTS.] [Illustration: BITS & SCRAPS.] [Illustration: PEG-TOP.] [Illustration: TANTALIZING!] [Illustration: SEE-SAW] [Illustration: HONEY-POTS] [Illustration: SNOWBALLING.] [Illustration: "BOX O'' LIGHTS MY LORD?"] [Illustration: MUDLARKS. [Illustration: A SWELL.] [Illustration: BUTTONS.] [Illustration: FAIRIES.] [Illustration: "WHIP-BEHIND."] [Illustration: "''Ear y''are Sir!"] [Illustration: "THREE SHIES A PENNY."] [Illustration: "GIVE US A BITE."] [Illustration: =WHAT BETSY-ANN MAKES OF IT.= [Illustration: HOP-SCOTCH.] [Illustration: MARBLES.] [Illustration: OLD FRIENDS.] [Illustration: AN ADEPT.] [Illustration: "REMEMBER REMEMBER!"] [Illustration: PLAYING AT HORSES.] [Illustration: "SWEEP YOUR DOOR AWAY MUM?"] [Illustration: LITTLE MOTHERS.] [Illustration: A MISUNDERSTANDING.] [Illustration: LEAP-FROG.] [Illustration: HIDE & SEEK.] [Illustration: TWO PENNORTH.] [Illustration: ACROBATS.] [Illustration: GUTTER GYMNASTS.] The words struck out on the title page have been surrounded by "xx" to id: 38056 author: nan title: Abraham Lincoln and the London Punch Cartoons, Comments and Poems, Published in the London Charivari, During the American Civil War (1861-1865) date: words: 11831.0 sentences: 1081.0 pages: flesch: 85.0 cache: ./cache/38056.txt txt: ./txt/38056.txt summary: [Illustration: KING COTTON BOUND; Still again, _Punch_ showed good feeling in admonishing Lord Palmerston, "Well Pam," says Mr. Punch to his workman, "of course I shall keep you [Illustration: A LIKELY STORY. Then came an episode which did for the moment set John Bull and _Punch_ "Them there nasty good-for-nothing Yankees!" cried old MRS. [Illustration: ONE GOOD TURN DESERVES ANOTHER. [Illustration: LINCOLN''S TWO DIFFICULTIES. Under the heading "One Good Turn Deserves Another," Old Abe is shown "Why I do declare," says Abe, "it''s my dear old friend, Sambo! [Illustration: ABE LINCOLN''S LAST CARD; OR, ROUGE-ET-NOIR.] In May of 1863 a cartoon entitled "The Great Cannon Game" shows Abe "As for old Abe Lincoln, the champion player of the North, his [Illustration: THE GREAT "CANNON GAME." Thereafter _Punch_ lost his supreme interest in the great Civil War. He [Illustration: JOHN BULL''S NEUTRALITY. "I know my friend _Punch_ thinks I have been serving out ''soothing id: 43219 author: nan title: Raemaekers'' Cartoon History of the War, Volume 3 The Third Twelve Months of War date: words: 13901.0 sentences: 1277.0 pages: flesch: 74.0 cache: ./cache/43219.txt txt: ./txt/43219.txt summary: "The German Government is rounding up in large numbers in the towns and The Greek Government demands from Germany that these troops shall be Germany''s security demands that for all future times the Russian armies The importance and danger of this war-time and regard for our armies On December 14 this vessel was attacked by a German submarine, From the German Government''s statement that hospital ships will no outbreak of war with the United States, and suggest that the President Government to reason proved fruitless, and the great world-war into If the American nation regards this as a reason for declaring war against the German nation, with which it has lived in peace for more It is a fearful thing to lead this great peaceful people into war, concert of free peoples as shall bring peace and safety to all nations war, that we are not enemies of the German people, and they are not our id: 44740 author: nan title: New Readings of Old Authors. Shakspeare. King Henry 5th date: words: 249.0 sentences: 94.0 pages: flesch: 22.0 cache: ./cache/44740.txt txt: ./txt/44740.txt summary: by the Google Books project By Robert Seymour Illustrated by Robert Seymour and George Cruikshank Many thanks to the Google Books project for salvaging part of this work. 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Some of the plates have handwritten notes. 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Cartoons from "Punch" 1843-1878 date: words: 1197.0 sentences: 278.0 pages: flesch: 70.0 cache: ./cache/44799.txt txt: ./txt/44799.txt summary: THE EARL OF BEACONSFIELD, K.G. Cartoons From "Punch" 1843-1878. BENJAMIN DISRAELI, EARL OF BEACONSFIELD, K.G. ON of Isaac D''Israeli, author of _Curiosities of Literature_, of Jewish Derby''s first Ministry, 1852; and in his second, 1858-9; in 1859 brought the Exchequer in Lord Derby''s third Ministry, July, 1866; brought in a on Lord Derby''s resignation, February, 1868, became Prime Minister, Government resigning office, in consequence of their defeat on the Irish placed him in a minority, and he resigned without meeting the new Parliament; Mr. Disraeli succeeded him as Prime Minister and formed his K.G. Lord Beaconsfield''s principal novels (besides _Vivian Grey_) are " Disraeli Measuring the British Lion.....................008 " The Ghost of Protection appearing to Mr. Disraeli.......013 " The Anglers'' Return.....................................039 " Dizzy''s K''rect Card for the "Derby" (?).................044 " The Derby, 1867, Dizzy wins with "Reform Bill"..........054 " The Great "Trick Act"...................................075 " "The Mysterious Cabinet Trick"..........................095 id: 46691 author: nan title: Biography for Beginners Being a Collection of Miscellaneous Examples for the Use of Upper Forms date: words: 1945.0 sentences: 305.0 pages: flesch: 71.0 cache: ./cache/46691.txt txt: ./txt/46691.txt summary: EXAMPLES FOR THE USE OF UPPER FORMS The Rev. John Clifford, M.A., LL.B., D.D. Messrs Chapman & Hall Professor James Dewar, F.R.S. Sir Walter Raleigh Sir Alexander Fuller Acland-Hood, M.P. Mahomet Sir Christopher Wren Sir Christopher Wren Sir Christopher Wren There is a great deal to be said The great Duke of Wellington Sir Thomas à Mallory Sir Thomas à Mallory Sir Thomas à Mallory People wondered why Harley SIR ALEXANDER FULLER ACLAND-HOOD, M.P. Sir Alexander Acland-Hood Blindness to obvious tendency of public opinion (BELLOC). Contentions and disagreements, love of (ERASMUS, BESANT AND RICE, Efficiency (DEWAR, CIMABUE, HIRST, LISZT). Insomnia, liability to (VAN EYCK, BEIT). Mind, contented, blessing of a (MALLORY). Ordinary man, treatment of genius at hands of (DAVY, HARLEY). freedom from insomnia (EDWARD THE CONFESSOR). Utopian conditions, ill-judged efforts to realise (PIZARRO). (LISZT, PIZARRO). Y.M.C.A., unfitness for (WREN). 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