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Reproduction of the original in the British Library. eng Characters and characteristics -- Early works to 1800. A84694 R208774 (Thomason E1203_3). civilwar no The times anatomiz'd, in severall characters. By T.F.: Ford, Thomas 1647 10554 9 5 0 0 0 0 13 C The rate of 13 defects per 10,000 words puts this text in the C category of texts with between 10 and 35 defects per 10,000 words. 2007-04 TCP Assigned for keying and markup 2007-04 Aptara Keyed and coded from ProQuest page images 2007-05 Robyn Anspach Sampled and proofread 2007-05 Robyn Anspach Text and markup reviewed and edited 2008-02 pfs Batch review (QC) and XML conversion THE TIMES Anatomiz'd , In severall CHARACTERS . By T. F. Difficile est Satyram non scribere . Juv. Sat. 1. LONDON , Printed for W. L. Anno , MDCXLVII . THE CONTENTS of the severall CHARACTERS . 1 A Good KING . 2 Rebellion . 3 An honest Subject . 4 An hypocriticall Convert of the times . 5 A Souldier of fortune . 6 A discontented person . 7 An ambitious man . 8 The Vulgar . 9 Errour . 10 Truth . 11 A selfe-seeker . 12 Pamphlets . 13 An envious man . 14 True Valour . 15 Time . 16 A Newter . 17 A Turn-coat . 18 A moderate man . 19 A corrupt Committee-man . 20 A Sectary . 21 Warre . 22 Peace . 23 A Drunkard . 24 A novice-preacher . 25 A scandalous Preacher . 26 A grave Divine . 27 A selfe-conceited man . 28 An inconstant man . 29 Religion . 30 Death . Courteous Reader , ANtonio Diel ( a Spaniard ) brings in some laughing at an old man , that by reason of his age was a litle fond ; but as hee admonisheth there , Ne mireris , mî hospes de hoc sene , nam tota haec civitas dilirium est . Certainly to play the Foole in this age , when the whole World 's distracted , is not only tolerable , but necessary . David once in wisdome play'd the Fool , to deliver himself : and why may not I once play the fool , to deliver my conscience , in a free reproof ? which if ever was , is now necessary , when vice was never more perpotrated nor lesse punished , and so disguis'd and fenc'd is some , that we may say of them as Alexander of the Scythians , Difficilius est invenire , quam vincere : More difficult it is to finde them out then to confute them . It hath been my endeavour to un-mask some , whereby to render them odious , and however you shall finde a heape of chaffe for an handfull of wheat , yet feare I not to professe with that witty Epigramatist , Invenies paucos hic ut in orbebonos . Although vice be almost grown a generall rule ; yet are there some exceptions from it : Some who feare not to patronize Truth and Virtue , though vagabonds . Yet am I not ignorant that hereby I have exposed my selfe to the censures of every detracting Momus , and carping Zoilus , so true is that Italian Proverb . Chi fà un casa in piazza , ô è troppo alta , ô troppo bassà . Who builds i' th' way where all go by , Shall make his house too low , or high . He that exposeth himselfe to publique view , betrayes himselfe to every ones censure . If Apelles will set out his pictures , he shall heare the Shoo-maker finde fault with what he understands not . Much more may I , who have entered into the Lists with so many prevailing enemies , yet have I not aymed at any mans person , but only at the vice : if any one shall apply to himself in particular what I speake in generall , hee will thereby argue himselfe guilty : 'T is the gall'd horse that kicks , sayes the Proverb . It is our misery that we are miserable , but greater that we are not sensible . Gravissimè aegrotat qui se non sen tit aegrotare : Is therefore we would return into the right way , we must first know our selves to bee in the wrong : Primus sapientiae gradus est falsa intelligere , sayth Lactantius : The first step to health is to know our selves to be sick . The whole Kingdome hath laboured these five years full , with an uncivill civill Warre , one member destroying another , whilst the whole body is indangered . Me thinks , I heare , our deare mother England calling to her contending children , like that affectionate mother in the Tragoedy , weeping over the malice of her two sons , in these words , or sighs rather , Ille te , tu illum times , ego utrumque sed pro utroque : Thy brother feares thee , and thou him , I both , but but for the danger of you both . If when Scipio had set Carthage on fire and saw that the flames thereof soared up to the clouds , although he were an enemy yet tears trickled down his cheeks to behold their ruine , as is testified by an eye-witnesse , and can any one who is a member of the Kingdom not be sensible of , and sorrowfull for the distractions thereof ? To see Religion of late become a Monster with many faces , to see that Dove bespeckled with Sects and Schismes ! Si fundamentum tollitur , quid nisi ruina expectatur ? If Religion that is the foundation of a Kingdom be taken away , what can be expected , but ruine of the whole building ? To see all government contemn'd , and a lawlesse liberty justling out all Law , labouring to be introduc'd . But I would say to them as Lycurgus did , who being about to reforme and alter the State of Sparta , in that consultation , one advised that it should be reduced to an absolute popular equality , Lycurgus said unto him , Sir , begin it in your own house first . Considering these things , and other miseries wayring upon a civill warre . Quis temperet à lacrimis ! The Embassadours of Asia Minor comming to Antonius , after hee had imposed upon them a double tax , told him plainly , that if hee would have two Tributes in one yeare , he must give them two seed-times , and two harvests : But alas ! never was taxes greater , and takings lesse then now , many tributes to be paid , but in many places , neither seed-time nor harvest , and yet as Domitian the Emperour ( a few dayes before he was killed ) rubbing a wart upon his face , bloud chanced to gush out : he said , Utinam ad huc , I w●sh this may be all : So say I , God grant we have not the dregs of that cup yet to drinke off , of which we have hitherto but tasted : for it is observed , three things undid the Roman Empire ; Young heads , Private grudges , and Private gains . First , Young heads , I say of them , being State Physitians , but as the Proverb is , A young Physitian , and a new Church-yard , and for private grudges , where is the man that will doe as it is reported of G. Naz. who when the Church at Constantinople began to be divided , as he supposed , by occasion that he possest the See , hee openly sayd , Si propter me ista tempestas : If I be the Jonas that cause this storme in the State , why , sacrifice me to the fury of the angred Diety ? Where is now the man that would lay downe his private grudges , rather then engage the Kingdom in a publike Quarrell ? And for private ends how many be there that long for fighting , because they live by it ? Julius Caesar was wont to say of men brought excessive low by ryot , or had committed divers crimes , that there was no other remedy for them but civill War . But I 'le conclude with this story . Some few moneths before Domitian was murthered , there was a Crow in the Capitoll spake these words plainly , {non-Roman} {non-Roman} {non-Roman} {non-Roman} {non-Roman} . All shall be well . And one interpreted this prodigie thus , Nuper Tarptio quae sedit culmine Cornix Est bene non potuit dicete , dixit erit . The Crow that sate on Tarpie news to tell , She could not say all is , but sayd , All shall be well . That this Fable ( if it be so ) may be turned into Truth , and the Prophesie into History , in our Kingdom , is , and shall be the continuall Prayer of Thine , T. F. THE TIMES Anatomiz'd . I. A good KING . IS the Primum mobile of a Kingdome , the largenesse of whose Orbe moves all the rest in their severall places : The Sun , that not onely enlightens the severall Planets and lesser Stars in a State , but also the whole Kingdom depends upon the influence of his good or bad Aspect . All the inferiour Magistrates and Ministers of Justice , receive their virtue and power from him , as the Moon and Stars their light from the Sun . A Kingdom without a King , is but like a body without a head , like a heaven without a Sun , and no wonder if all mischiefes be perpetrated , when the light of Israel is put out . Needs must the Kingdom float in a Sea of miseries , that hath lost its Pilot , and a miracle is it if it split not on the Rock of ruine : He is the vigilant Argus , that sees all parts of the Kingdome : to oversee the under-seers . The hundred-handed Briarius to revenge , and right-wronged innocence . He is a mortall god , on whom the Almighty hath stampt his image in a more especiall manner , with power and terrour . The very presence of a King strikes awe into men . How have some Traitors been dazled with the splendent rays of Majesty , that it hath melted and mollified their iron , stony and obdurate hearts into an humble and meek reluctancy ? The happy Reigne of a good King makes the whole Kingdome to prosper and flourish , withwealth , peace and plenty . For like the Sun , though hée move but in one place at once actually , yet is he virtually present in all and every part of his Dominions ; dispensing his sacred influence , as well upon the lowest as the highest . Justice hath committed her Sword and Ballance into his hands . Wisdome and Power support his Throne , and Piety is his continuall Hand-maid . II. Rebellion . IS a poysonous weed growing up in a Cōmon-wealth , by the fatnesse of the soyle . It may flourish for a while , but the sword of justice doth in the end cut it down , being whetted by time and divine revenge . It is a true Viper , for as the shee-viper biteth off the head of the hee , and thereby conceives with young , & those young prove her own destruction , making their birth her death ; and thus doth Rebellion when it hath bitten off the head of government , it proves its own destruction , and will be the end of the beginners thereof ; And not seldom , it is m●de its owne scourge . For though Majesty may be eclipsed for a season , yet will it at length breake out againe into its force like the Sun in his greatest brightnesse , and dispell those misty fogs and vapours that before had clouded it . Whilest the two petty Combatants ( in the Fable ) strove which should overcome the other , they were both made a prey unto the royall Eagle : ambition and discontent are the two main wheels this Engine moves on , and because it is so ugly in it selfe , that all men would detest it , it seldome appears but with a borrowed face for the good of the Common-wealth , and if it get hold on Religion , it flies ( too truly ) like wilde-fire . III. An honest Subject . IS one that fears God , honours his King , and meddles not with those that are given to change ; and without question hee that is a good Christian will be a good Subject . He hath learned so much loyalty from dumb creatures ( taught by natures instinct ) to shelter their wronged head with their whole body , as knowing that their life lies in their head . He hath heard that Subjects often are Adjectives that cannot stand without , and therefore should not stand against their Sovereign : He loves peace : knowing that the sowers of discord will reap destruction , however , in the midst of Warre he labours to keepe peace in his own conscience , being content with his own estate , and seeking not to increase it by unlawfull diminishing of others , for hee cannot thinke him an honest man that in publike losses goes away a gainer . Hee is so far from exceeding , that he can be content to be lesse then himselfe , accounting it more noble to be like the fruitfull bough , which stoops under a pretious burthen ; then to aime at the eminencie of the fruitlesse height of the pine tree . If his merits have brought him into the way of honour and preferment , they doe not there leave him ; but he herein holds that maxime good , to keepe them by the same means he obteined them : and if he see undeserving men preferred before him , he rather pitties then envies them , as counting it more noble to have deserved preferment then to have it . When the the thrid of his naturall life is run to the appointed end , he leaves this world to enjoy a better , yet leaving behinde him the pretious balme of a good name , which shall preserve his memory more surely to future posterity , then the time-decaying monuments of Brasse and Marble , which in processe of time do molder away , and their glory obscured in fewer years then some of those sumptuons Statues have been erecting . IV. An Hypocriticall Convert of the Times . IS a rotten Sepulchre , newly painted over with a colour of sanctity . And now none so zealous as he , then whom before there was none so profane , but having drawne a faire glove of profession over his foul hand . Hee now weares the livery of the Times ; and all his policy is , if he can carry it undiscovered : he is an essence needing a double definition , for he is not what he appears , but like some of the Spheres , that besides their generall motion with the others , have a particular one to themselves . Like a water-man that looks one way but rows another . But for all his out , he cānot change his inside , so that he differs nothing from an Hypocrite , Without he is a severe Cato , but within a cruell Nero , like those Dragons in Armenia that spit fire , yet have cold bodies : he is a Sheep-skin lin'd with Fox-fur ; formall precisenesse keeps the doore , whilst profit and profanenesse lodge within , he hangs out Religion for a signe , but I take it for a signe he hath no Religion , like the Planet Mercury convertibly , good or bad according to his company : With the Religigious , hee is no lesse then a Saint , and with the prophane none more loose , but no foe to a false friend : the Devill is never so true a Devill , as when he is transformed into an Angel of light . V. A Souldier of fortune . HEe is a Salamander that lives in the fire of Warr . And is commonly a younger brother , for though the elder beare the coat , the younger beares the Armes . Peace is his greatest enemy , for then he lies ( like a fish out of water ) out of his element . Honour and pay are the two main Engines that set him on going , hunger and cold march in the same file with him , and plunder brings up the reare . He should be a Scholer , for he is alwayes is controversies , bullets are his arguments , and his sword a necessary conclusion . He questiōs not who hath the best cause , but the best treasury . His onely fishing is in troubled waters . His life is action , his food bloud and booty , his honour valour , and his end conquest . He is Peaces envie , and Wars darling : a horse-fly ingendred of the corruption of a Kingdome , when too much plenty hath set men on quarrelling , and then he 's a necessary evill to help let out the superfluous humours , which hee effects by letting them bloud , till the losse of their bloud prove the losse of their lives . But the Citizens of Athens banished a coffin maker out of the City , because the cause of his mirth , was others sadnesse , and much resembleth a Lawyer , whose wealth is increased by others poverty . VI . A discontented Person . IS a dis-joynted member of the Kingdome , one that is falne out with the World , and will not be reconcil'd againe with it , hardly with himselfe . He is always weary of the present times , not because it is bad ; but because it is present . He extols & commends times past , and despairs of ever seeing the like , but is always desiring of changes , like sick folks ; thinking unquietnesse would procure rest . Hee continually carries a cloud of discontent in his countenance , whereby you may judge of the storms in his brest . He makes all crosses seem the heavier by his conceiting them greater then they are ; being once thus out of tune himself , all his study is to create discords . Hee is an apt subject for Rebellion to work on , as hoping thereby to ease his own by increasing others miseries . All his speech is invectives against Fortune : and like a froward child , because hee cannot be happy according to to his own will , he will be miserable in spight . VII . An ambitious Man . IS a Merchant of honour , sayling in the Venture , and ayming at the Cape of preferment , his sayls are fill'd with the wind of hope : but he sometimes meets with a tempest , that casts him away . Like a traivailer climing up the Alps of honour , on a sudden comes a puff of crosse-wind , that tumbles him into an abysse of misery : but his ambition is to get unto the top , not minding the bottom : desire to rise , hath taken away al fear of falling . He cares not though he creep low , so hee may thereby rise any whit the higher , and still the more he gets , the more he desires to get : for the greater draught of honour , causeth the greater drought . Hee is a meer bladder puft up with the wind of hope . Many times hee rises high , and then like a Rocket in the ayre , breaks , and falls down to the wōderment of all the beholders . Envy and pride are his two wings , hee still flutters with , to get above others . And when he is got up , he usually throws down those whom before hee made ( as staires ) the meanes of his rising . He is of a restlesse nature , and counts every stay a losing of time . Hee can sayle with any winde , nay , with a cross winde , rather then stand still . Hee is a great incendiary , and stirrer of Wars , whilst one like Pompey , can endure no equall ; another like Caesar admit of no superiour . He wishes all things turn'd topsie-turvy , knowing that then , the first will be last , and the last first . VIII . The Vulgar . IS an untamed monster with many heads ; but like roaring Cyclops with one eye : attempting things with great clamour , but little judgment : not able to judge of things as they are indeed , but only by outward appearances . And therefore as the Sea is mov'd with every puffe of winde , so are they with every breath of their Orators . They regard not what is said , but who says it . For let the matter be never so good , if they like not the Authour , 't is worth nothing ; on the contrary , let one of theirs vent non-sence , 't is presently cry'd up for Gospel , but their love or hatred is ( like a childes ) wonne and lost in an hour . For whom they now extoll to the Skies , by and by they 'l cry down , as fast as before they cry'd him up : And if they take head against a man , they run violently like a torrent to overwhelm him , without law , reason , or judgment : making greater clamour , then the Frogs in Homer , that would not suffer the Goddesse Pallas to sleep , for their continual croaking . They are ( as wee say of fire and water ) good servants , but , very bad Masters . IX . Errour . IS the Ape of Truth . A Labyrinth wherein mens judgements wander like men led by an Ignis fatuus , to their own ruine . It is an enticing Syren , that with its deceitfull layes draws men into an Ocean of destruction . The cunning Mercury , which luls the senses asleep , that so it may captivate the reason and judgement . A darke cloud over-casting with its fogs and mysts , the bright Sun of Truth , and herein it gains infinite advantages over Truth , in that Truth is but one , but errour infinite , and every one going masked in the mantle of Truth , for did men see Errour in its proper colours , they would never entertain it : but every one that maintains any Errour ; does it not because it is an errour , but because he conceives it to be the onely Truth . Again , Errour is more pleasing unto men then Truth , and therefore Errour findes entertainment where Truth is shut out of doors . It was the Delemma of the Philosopher , If I speake to please the people , I shall not tell the Truth , and if I tell the Truth , I shall not please them , but procure enmity : and therefore it is just , that those that will not have Truth for their King , should have Errour for their Tyrant , to whom their judgements should be captivated and enslaved . X. Truth . IS the food of the soule . The daughter of time , yet was the daughter before the mother . Simple without any mixture ; not needing any artificiall painting , or decking with flowers of Rhethorick , but appearing most beautifull when naked and in its proper colours . It is the touch-stone and square whereby to try all opinions and doctrines , the onely Anchor whereon all things depend , and the Chart whereby we sayle unto Eternity . It is a strong Castle , which if we defend , will defend us ; for though it may be besieged , it can never be conquered ; but like a pretious Minerall , it lyes not on the face of the earth , but inveloped in a multiplicity of errours . It is fitly resembled by the Sun ; for first , as there is but one Sun , so but one Truth , & as the Sun enlightens the eyes of the body , so Truth the eyes of the soule , and though it may be ecclipsed , it cannot be extinguished ; and so glorious is this heavenly light , that our weake sight is daz'led with the splendour thereof : so that though man be strong enough to desire , but too weake to receive Truth , or at least , not to hold it when received . A witty Fryer told the people , That Truth was like Holy Water , which all men call for , yet when it came to be cast on them , they would turne aside their faces : they that cry fastest for Truth , when it comes to them , runs fastest from it . XI . A Self-Seeker . IS a cunning Archer , that looking to the publique service as the marke he onely aymes at , yet squints aside at his own ends , which is the true Butt , all the arrows of his endeavours are shot at . No man pretends more for the publique good then he , and yet no man can intend it lesse , and well may he in shew advance that which indeed advanceth him . This is a dangerous crime in men of publique trust , for such leaks make the vessels of the Common-wealth to sinke . Like that notorious Pick-pocket , that whilst ( according to the custome ) every one held up their hands at rehersing the Creed , he by a divice had a false hand which hee held up like the rest , whilst his true hand was false in other mens pockets : Or as a cunning Physitian , that instead of lightning the disease , lightens the purse of his patient , protracting the cure , to prolong his gains . A deceitfull Souldier , who under colour of the publique , fights onely for his private cause . XII . Pamphlets . ARE the Weekly Almanacks , shewing what weather is in the State , which like the Doves of Aleppo , carry news to every part of the Kingdom . They are the silent Traytors that affront Majesty , and abuse all Authority , under the colour of an Imprimatur . Ubiquitary flyes that have of late so blistred the eares of all men , that they cannot endure any solid truth . The Ecchoes whereby , what is done in part of the Kingdome , is heard all over . They are like Mushromes sprung up in a night , and dead in a day , and such is the greedinesse of mens natures ( in these Athenian dayes ) of news , that they will rather feigne then want it . XIII . An envious Man . IS one that can endure no man to be happy , with , or besides himselfe ; Nay , he had rather see himselfe in misery , then his neighbour in prosperity . He had rather goe to hell alone , then to heaven with company , yet is he the greatest foe to himselfe , for whilst he wishes harme to others , it rebounds to himselfe and good men like Cammomile , grow the better , for envies treading , it is but as a black ground to set off the luster of their merits : & not seldome whilst envy seeks to wound , it cures , bringing an Antidote instead of a poyson . Like the Mirrour of glasse that reverberated the poyson of the serpent upon her selfe killing her with her own weapon . Goodnesse appears with greater lustre through the black cloud of envy . The envious man feasts like flies on others soares , anothers Comedy in his Tragoedy . He is never merry but at others sadnesse , and their cryes makes the only harmony in his eares . XIV . True Valour . IS a virtue in the spirit , which keepes the flesh in subjection , for whilst it overthrows its enemies it conquers it selfe , which is the best victory . It resolves without fear , and acts without fainting , not daunted with multitudes of oppositiōs , knowing that the greater the cōflict is , the greater wil be the honor of the conqueror . It is a sweet temper of the soul , not cast down in captivity , nor elated in victory , wisdome is her guide , and resolution her companion . A good cause makes her truly noble , and pittie it is it should have any enemy but errour . XV . Time . TIme is the universall Standard , whereby we measure Houres , Dayes , Weeks , Moneths , Years and Ages . A Rivulet of Time , which proceeded from , and shall end in the Ocean of Eternity , compared by that great Statesman and Philosopher of our Kingdom , to the nature of a River , which carryeth down to us that which is light and blown up , and sinketh and drowneth that which is solid and weighty . It is the devourer of all things , the great Monarch that casteth down some , and raiseth others , with a kinde of omnipotencie and unresistable power , for there is not any thing in the power of man can scotch the ever-circling wheele of Time . 'T is neither force nor flattery can stop his full career . It is he that opens the windows of heaven to let in day and drawes the curtaines of the night , to secure the sleepe of wearied labor . And so swift is his flight that we cannot discover it , till past . He is alwayes the same , and yet not the same since I said so . The onely subject of honest and lawfull avarice . But whilst I speake of Time I lose it , considering that though hee is known to be , yet is his being unknown , for his name is better known then his nature . ( ⸪ ) XVI . A Newter . IS a very blank , wherein you may write any thing that will make for his profit . Hee is a meer Bat all the time of War , resolving to lye hid till time and fortune have decided the quarrell ; and then hee 'l be sure to have a Bird for the Conquerour . Fortune is his god , Machiavel his Priest , Time-serving his Religion , and his only Counsellours are Corrantoes : for by those hee guesses which way the winde of Fortune blows , and accordingly ( with the Hedghog ) hee turns his Den . Hee is only a spectator of this bloudy Tragoedy , and will be sure to reserve his Plaudite till the last Act. What he shall be he knows not , nor what hee is , yet I hold him an Independent ; for whilst hee sides with all , hee 'l be sure to none . Like a pair of Compasses , the one end of his owne ends stands fast ; while with the other of his speeches he walks the round of every prevailing faction . He is a meer Polypus , always of the same colour of the side he meets with , for hee varies his shapes as often as his company ; like an Adjective , that varies case and gender with his Substantive . Hee uses Moderation as a fair masque over his foul-face of Newtrality : but when hee comes to be unmasqued , hee becomes then as ridiculous to all , as before he was odious . His discourse is the very Almanack of the Times , for his judgment is as variable as Victory . Hee is of a very unfit temper to make a Zelot of , being neither hot , nor cold , but Lukewarme , which is detestable to both . Wee may well term him a Waveringman , for ( like the waves ) he is moved with the winde of successe . Hee would make a very good Musician , for hee studies nothing so much as to keepe Time : keeping close to the wheel of Fortune , which is somtimes broken on by short turnings . Striving so long , to bend to all , till hee break himself . And so playing the Ambo-dexter , that hee becomes at length Ambo-sinister . But I cease to know further what he is , who knows not what hee is in himself . XVII . A Turn-coat . IS one that will be sure to be of the strongest side , and all his policy is , when the contrary party prevails to tack about , and with a side-winde , to saile with them . For hee is always of the Religion of the Conquerour ; if the more zealous party get up , then none more zealous then he ; if the lesse severe , then none lesse religious . Setting his carriage to the tune of the times , though never so Base . The truth is , he absolute soft wax , in which the last impression always puts out the former . He is one that sails with any winde ; That will run with the Hare , and hold with the Hound . A meer Weather-cock , for by him you may easily know which way the winde of successe bloweth : for the Times and him are Tearms convertible . He will be sure to stand to his friend , no longer then he is able to stand , for like Vermin , his flight is a certain token of a falling house Hee never declares his judgment but in dubious Tearms , leaving himself a liberty to expound them as Times shall serve . XVIII . A Moderate Man . IS the temperate Zone of the times , quallifying the cold of detestible Neutrality , and the fiery heat of over-zealous rashnesse . Moderation is the ballast of his soul , which keeps him upright . He had rather for a time hide Truth in the cave of his heart , then by his weaknesse , or the times wickedness betray both it and himself to the contempt of their adversaries ; as knowing that though Truth may be over-laid and buried , yet it will have a Resurrection . If he live in such a time ( as ours ) wherein two opposite parties pretend the truth , when but one can have it , hee resolves with himself , not so far to resolve with either , that his credit , but especially t●uths , might receive auy detriment thereby . If Truth be manifestly ingag'd against Errour , hee then though moderately , yet stoutly holds himself bound to defend it . Hee is neither of an hot fiery , nor of a key-cold temper , but of a moderate , between those two extreams , which is the healthfullest , & wil be the longest liv'd . But as Neutrality gains much by having Moderation for its vizard ; so Moderation suffers more by having neutrality for its neighbour , yet may they be easily discerned , for Neutrality hath only its own ends for its ayme , but Moderation looks only at the Truth . Again , the Neuter is a wandring Planet , never setled , but the Moderate man is a fixed Star . XIX . A corrupt Committee-man . HE is one of the Wens of the body politique , that draws the wealth of the Common-wealth from its proper use ; to the nourishment of his own base humours . Like the horse-leech or the grave , he is never satisfied , but continually trying , give , give ; He is one that under the authority of the State , impoverisheth it . A licens'd Cheater , authoriz'd by Authority , which gives him a freedome to examine and measure every one but himselfe . Like Lyca●n , hee devoures men , and turns his Office into an Office of Escheat , making himselfe heire to every mans estate , under colour of the States service . He deals with all that come before him , as the Gyant did with his guests , he fits them all to his size , for those that are overgrown in wealth he cuts shorter , and those that plead poverty he stretches longer . For the liberty of the Subject hee brings all men into slavery . This upstart Ivie will in time eat out the heart of the Oake that supports him . Hee is a very good Chimist , for hee turns all things into gold , the maine engine of the Warre , and the pipe that conveys and commands all the treasure of the Kingdome , but there 's a crack of selfe ends that hinders it from going to the right end of the Kingdoms good . His very name is as terrible to the poore Countrey man , as the Inquisition , speaking nothing lesse then commitment , for the Prison is his rack , and an Oath the tormentor ; whereby he makes men prove Traitors to themselves worse then ever , by the Oath Ex Officio . His will must be the Standard whereto every one must be reduced . The under Committees he uses as a spunge , or as the Turks doe the Jews , which when they have gathered sufficiently , he squeezes , and so the greater Thieves rob the lesse , and both the Commonwealth . For his Religion , if hee have any , it is altogether for Liberty of Conscience , but whilest hee keeps loose his own , he bindes all other mens . Nothing terrifies him so much , as to think of an accompt , 't is therefore his policy to be an evil angel to stir & mud the waters , like the fish Sepia , that he may go away un-discerned , like a Thief in a crowd . Peace is as often in his mouth , as seldome in his heart , for like a corrupt Chyrurgion , he lives upon keeping the soare raw : as certaine the poore Kingdom must needs be a Patient that suffers under such Chyrurgions . But how this foundation will stand , that is raised on other mens ruines , and built on others breakings , when the winde of Majesty , and the reign of justice shall again descend , who knows ? till then I leave him , if in the meane time his guilty conscience doe not condemn him , and he himselfe save the hangman a labour , by preventing him . XX . A Sectary . HEe is one that having left the roade of the Churches practice , wanders in the Labyrinth of Sects and Schismes , and being of a Quick-silver brain , can never be fixed in any till hee become an absolute Atheist , for they that once are of all Religions , will quickly be of none at all . He cannot endure any government as tying him in an inclosure : for he will not be fed by the wholsome food of his proper Minister , but will carve for himselfe , not discerning weeds from herbs , poyson from wholsome meat . For learning hee utterly detests it , and no wonder if they that seek darke corners , hate the light of the Sun that would discover them , yet the Sun is never the worse nor lesse usefull , because blear eyes cannot endure its light . He is so strict to observe the very words of the Scripture ( though he can read never a word of it ) that because the Apostles were some of them fisher-men , and Paul preached in an upper roome , He thinks him no Preacher that is not a mechanick , nor that no Church which is not in a chamber . He rails continually against pluralities , and affects nothing so much as to be singular . If he be the ring-leader of a Sect , his only care is to worke upon the weaker sex , to deceive simple women , whom , if they follow him , hee supposes their husbands wil come after them . And thus the Serpent , the father of Heretikes first tempted Eve , and then leaving her to tempt her husband . And these all weare Christs colours , but fight under the Devils banner , which daily multiply by our divisions , these abstractions from the Church increase by the distractions in the Church , and it will be as easie to knit a rope of sand , as to unite them againe thus dissipated . XXI . Of War . WAr is a Tragoedy , that most commonly destroyes the Scene whereon 't is acted . An unwelcome guest that devoures his Host . The cursed off-spring of two blessed parents , Peace and Plenty , both which it destroyes and devoures , as Pharoes leane kine did the fat ones . Peace chains up al furies & mischiefs , which the sword of Warre lets loose . War is a Wolfe whose pestilēt breath stops the mouth of the Laws , whose voyce cannot be heard for the cryes of oppressed people , the effect , and the roaring of Cannons , and clashing of Armes , the sadder causes . Wars griping hand squeezeth and scattereth what good husbandry had raked together in time of peace . Time of War is the true Iron Age , for it converts all into iron , which iron will be master of all mens gold . Warre never comes but attended with a train of devouring followers : Destruction and that usually goe hand in hand . this Generall Warre hath so universall a command , that no particular man can have any command of his now . But of all Wars , none so uncivill as civill War , other wars kill foes , but this friends , in this , one member rises up against another . If a Kingdom divided from others cannot stand , a Kingdom divided against it self must needs fall . But the uglinesse of War will appeare better , or rather worse , by viewing the beauty of Peace . XXII . Of Peace . PEace is the ligament or seament , that knits and unites the severall members of one Kingdom into one body . Shee is the mother of plenty and prosperity . The nurse and cherisher of Arts and Sciences , and what 's worth all , the best means for propagating the Gospel , for the spirituall fishers never caught the more for fishing in troubled waters , for such fish ( as mariners say of the litterall fish ) if they see bloud on the net , they will not be caught by any bayes . No this Gospel is the Gospel of Peace , and of the God of Peace , and his children the lovers of Peace . Peace makes those calme dayes wherein the Halcyon of honour seats her nest . It is the onely cordiall to revive a fainting Kingdom , languishing of the deadly wounds of the keen sword of inraged warre . This one word Peace ( as one well observes ) is but a monosylable , yet is it big with a world of happinesse . Yet many Athenians there be who never went to conclude a peace but in mourning garments . But I feare to speake farther of it , lest I meet with the Florentine Law , which made it death for any one to name Peace . I suppose the miseries of this cruell Warre may bee as so many mouthes to cry and call for Peace , and therefore I will hold my peace . XXIII . A Drunkard . IS a meere beast in the shape of a man . A living pipe or conduite , through which the liquour passeth . A great assertor of Copernicus his opinion , for he holds that all things go ronnd . He might make a resolute Souldier , but that he staggers so often . Drukennesse is used in High Germany for the Index , or Touch-stone of a mans nature , for the parents will see men drunk before they marry their daughters unto them , because they will know what kinde of drunkennesse they are subject to ; and according to the good or ill ( if a Drunkard can have good ) qualities they judge him convenient or not for their marriages : And indeed there is no passion that a Drunkard is subject to , but Wine will make him turn traytor to himselfe and discover . It is not for nothing that the word in the Originall signifies Naked , drunkennesse breakes the veile of secrecie , and renders a man naked to his very enemies , when he is like Gryllus ( in Plutarch ) who was so transformed by one of Circes charmes , that he could not by all Ulisses eloquence be induced to depose his hoggish nature , and resume the person of a man . He is not then his own Master or his own man , whose senses are fettered with Drunkennesse , and yet how he boasts in making himselfe a hogshead , striving to take off his liquour till he be taken of it , and become its captive , and instead of quenching his thirst drownes his soule . And being thus bereaved of his senses , he jumps not an inch from a mad-man . For as there are severall sorts of mad-men , so are there also of Drunkards , and every one in his severall humour : some are mad , some merry , some raging Drunkards . How many brute beasts will rise up in judgement against the Drunkards , who make the sufficing of Nature their Standard in eating and drinking , which they will not exceed no more then the Drunkard exceeds them in his drink ? For there are but two things whereby a man is differenc'd from a beast , Ratio & Oratio , Reason and Speech , and the Drunkard wants them both . He wants reason like him that stuft a porrage pot with straw to make it the easier pillow . He wants speech also , for as the Ephramites were distinguished from the rest of the Israelites , by lisping , they could not pronounce the letter ● . Thus Drunkards ( sayth one wittily ) are distinguished from the Kings sober subjects by clipping the coyne of the tongue . But lamentable it is when hee dares to quote Scripture examples for proofe of his actions , looking only at the evill of sin , but not at the evill of punishmeut that follows those sins ; let him shew me the example of a Saint that sinn'd , and had not also his affliction for it . As the Comoedian , who when one objected to him his bringing a deboist fellow upon the stage , thereby giving an evill example to youth : He answerd , 't is true , I brought such an one upon the Stage , but I hang'd him before he went off , and so I gave them a good example . ⸪ XXIV . A novice Preacher . IS a young Lapwing , running from his nest of the University , before maturity of time and knowledge have cast the shel of ignorance , which therefore he still carries on his pate . How-ever this kallow Bird weary of his Mothers tuition , ( when indeed she might better be weary of him ) having hopt out of his nest , must be chirping on every hedge , and will be stragling abroad , never minding the danger of such attempts ; but Who so bold as blinde Bayard , saith the Proverbe ? Wee may say of him as of the Nitingale , Vox & praeterea Nil , His greatest commendation is the strength of his lungs , having been but a while like a cypher , in the place of a figure , me thinks , I heare the people saying , to those Novices , as the wise to the foolish Virgins , ye have not enough for us and your selves too , go yee rather and buy for your selves : for wee beare ye witnesse , that hitherto out of your owne necessities ye have administred unto us . And no wonder , that instead of shining Lights , they prove foolish fires to lead their flocks into a Maze of Errours , in which they wander , not having the clue of learning or judgement to guide them out . They are rather smoake to put out the eyes of the seeing , then like to lend eyes unto the blind . They are meere wels without water , and clouds without rain . His Sermons are but the ecchoes of other men , in which his greatest commendation is , that he reads them Clerk-like . For his prayers they consist most an end of naught else , save a zealous taking the Lords name in vain , in tedious tautologies ▪ which he is as devout in , as a Papist would be in dropping his beads . His Library consists of a Directory , and an Ordinance for Tithes , and if his estate will reach to it , a Concordance . XXV . A Scandalous Preacher . HE is one who by his Doctrine sheweth the way to heaven , but by his life , the road to hell . Like that ridiculous Actor iu Smyrna , who pronouncing ô coelum ! pointed down to the ground , of whom Polemio in a chafe sayd , This fellow hath spoken false Latine with his hand : so does he that preacheth well , and lives ill ; he speakes false Divinity with his conversation . His tongue speakes the language of Canaan , but his life the language of Ashdod . We may say of him as it was of Erasmus , his Encheridion , that there was more devotion in the booke then the man ; so that there is more Learning and Religion in the Sermon then in the Preacher , and what an incongruous thing is it , to see an holy Preacher and a wicked man in one and the same person ? whose life is a Traytor to that Doctrine his tongue both professeth and perswades alleagance to , as if hee thought to goe to heaven some other way then what he teaches the people , soyling the glorious robe of Religion , by putting it upon a beastly conversation . He is a meere Comoedian in Religion , acting goodnesse in voice and gesture onely . His life and Doctrine is like the cloud that led the Israelites in the wildernes , light on one side , but dark on the other , for no man teaches better then he , and no man lives worse , teaching others what he does not himselfe , like way-posts , directing travailers in their way , but themselves not stirring . XXVI . A grave Divine . IS a faithfull watchman , going before his flock , holding forth the shining lampe of his Doctrine in the lanthorne of a good conversation . Hee is a good steward , that hath studyed before hand to lay in sufficient provision for that great charge he hath undertaken . He leapt not from the Grammar Schoole to the Pulpit , but was long in the Tyring-house of the University , before he appear'd on the publike Theater , where he courted not the mistrisse Divinity first , but made his way to her the easier , by first winning the Arts , her hand-maids . Neither was he hasty to launch forth of that Port , till hee was sufficiently ballasted with learning . Being lawfully called to the Ministry , he first throughly learned the weight thereof , that hee may the better fit his shoulders to beare it , and surely he that is most carefull to know , will be most carefull to performe his duty . His endeavour is to fit his matter to the capacity of his hearers , as desiring rather their profit then his applause . In any controversie he more delights to shew the strength of truth , then his adversaries weaknesse : using soft words , ( as one well ) but hard Arguments . He is very circumspect in ordering his own conversation , as knowing that ignorant people learn as much ( if not more ) by their eyes then their eares ; so that his whole life is but one continued Lecture , wherein his parishioners may legibly read their duty . And indeed the actions of the Minister , are the Pole-stars the people steere their course by : therefore it is our Ministers care that they may read ( as it were ) all his precepts and exhortations to them in the line of his own life . XXVII . A self-conceited Man . IS one that looking through the spectacles of self-love on his own worth , which makes every small thing seeme great in his own conceit . Like the Ape , he hugs the brats of his own brain , and with the Crow , thinks his own bird whitest . He looks only upon the flowers of his good actions , but not on the weeds of his imperfections , which , though never so bad , are the best part of his actions . Hee looks so on his own beauty , till Narcissus-like he is inamoured with himself , being drunken with self-conceit he sees all things double . Whatsoever he sayes , he counts like Pithagoras his ipse dixit , to his scholars , that must stand for an infalible rule . His opinions are alwayes singular , and had rather erre by himself then hold a common truth . You can tell him nothing that is good in him , but hee knew it too well before . Whatsoever opinion he is pleased to grace with approbation , must be the only truth , not because it is ( if it be ) truth , but because he holds it . XXVIII . An inconstant Man . HE is a wandring Star , never fixed in any resolution . Whatsoever he meant or said , is presently altered , for he meant it not long enough to take impression , his strongest resolutions being rather tack'd then fastned . He is always building and pulling down , striving to out-vey time it selfe in mutability : in the best things continuance is quarrell sufficient , and novelty the highest style of commendation in the meanest . His understanding writes upon his wit , as men write on water , no sooner written , but forgotten . He is a stranger to himselfe , and all his actions so different from another , that one would think it impossible they should all come out of one the sameshop . A piece of clay , tempered with running water , which keeps his wit in a perpetuall motion . He often resolves seldome Acts , being rul'd by passion , not reason . He is the best enemy that can be , but the worst friend , for 't is a wonder if his love or hatred , last so long as a wonder . All his purposes are built upon the floting Islands of his severall humours : but I le here cast anchor , and leave him to the winde of his own will . XXIX . Religion . REligion in it self is naturally written in the hearts of all men : which will rather be of a false then of no Religion . It is the bond betweene God and us , and therefore in our old English called Eanfastnes , as the only assurance , and fast anchor-hold of our souls health : and therefore irreligious men cut or dissolve this band , and then no wonder if cutting this cable , they make shipwrack of their souls . Though there be many false religions , as many false gods in the World , yet is there but one true Religion , as one true and only God , who is the sole object of Religion : and all those severall ones , though so far distant frō one another , yet they all meet in this , that they all worship a Diety . Religion ( like Sampson's haire ) is the strength of a Kingdom : where that is lost , the Kingdom is a true Icabod , the glory is departed : and no such way to lose the true Religion , as in a crowd of false ones . Hee that opens his hand ( or his heart rather ) to contein all will , retein none : true Religion is of too pure a nature to admit of any mixture , but alas ! we may too truly say of religion in our times , as Erasmus did of the Friers Cowle in his , that it there was like Charity , for it cover'd a multitude of sins , as if there was no such way for men to fight for their own ends , as under the banner of Religion . * * XXX . Death . DEath is that universall winde to which all mortals , become wind-fals from the tree of life . Sickenesses & sleep , are as pauses and parentheses , in the line of life , but Death the full point ; the period ; and Ne plus ultra , of the longest . The grisly Atropos that cuts in sunder the strongest cord of life , it is that unavoidable debt levied upon all mankind , by force of that Statute enacted by God in Paradise : and recorded by Saint Paul , That all must dye . As when one told Anaxagoras , the Athenians have condemn'd thee to dye , He answered , and Nature then . It is that black night , which over-takes , and over-spreads the brightest day of life . The grim Serjeant sent from the Almighty with an Habeas Corpus , to arrest every one for that unavoidable debt , due to Nature , ever since our first Parent broke and turn'd Bankerupt . The grave is his Prison wherein he keeps them , till the Resurrection , the time of their Gaol-delivery from it . But to the godly , it is a friendly-fo , which by robbing them of a mortall life , makes them capable of immortality ; and by splitting the vessell of their bodies , upon the rock of death , engulphs their souls into Eternity : setting her free from the prison of the body , and endenizing her into Heaven . It is their Exodus out of the Egypt of the World , preparing them to enter into their promised Land of the heavenly Canaan : or new Hierusalem . At this Port must weall arrive : whatsoever our Voyage be . This is the totall summe of all mankinde . It is the bitter cup our father Adam begun , and wee must all pledge it : the Inheritance which he purchased , as his wages of sin , and is entayl'd to all his posterity . A Deluge which broke in by Adams breach of Gods Commandement that sooner or later will over-flow all mankind . By his rebelling against God , al are become subject to deaths command . what the Epigram sayth wittily on the Gramarian is true of every man , that being able to decline all other Nownes in every Case , could decline Death in no Case . All must fall down at deaths feet , as well the Prince as the Pesant . He cannot be resisted , nor will he be flatterd . No Orator so eloquent , that could perswade Death to spare him nor Monarch so mighty tha● could resist him . Hezekiah , indeed was repriev'd , by God himselfe , for fiften yeares , but he came to it at last . When this wind blowes , and when this rain descends , it irresistably blowes down , and washeth away the clay tenements of our bodies . He is an Archer that shooteth , somtimes beyond us hitting our supriours , somtimes short of us , striking our inferiors , somtimes at our right hand , depriving us of our freinds , somtimes at our left hand , taking away our foes : and then at last hits the marke it selfe , and we must tread the same path , that all have , who are gon before us , and all must that shall come after . ( ⸪ ) Mors , omnium FINIS . Notes, typically marginal, from the original text Notes for div A84694e-470 Burton of Melanc . in Ep. 1 Sam. 21. Fraus dolus in obscura , eoque in ●nitabilia . Plin. Paneger , in Trajan . Owen Ep. Plin. Nat. Hist. Aug. Lactan. Dum pacem peto audite inermes . Iocasta to her two sons Etop●les & Polinites . Sen. Trag. Thebais . Polybius cited by Melancth. Chron. fol. p. 126. Sir Fr. Bacon . Apotheg . Suet. Trā . in vit. Domit. Ex utraque parte sunt qui pugnare cupiunt , Tully Suet. Tran. ut Ante .