The character of a church-trimmer by Heraclitus his ghost. Heraclitus his ghost. 1683 Approx. 11 KB of XML-encoded text transcribed from 2 1-bit group-IV TIFF page images. Text Creation Partnership, Ann Arbor, MI ; Oxford (UK) : 2006-06 (EEBO-TCP Phase 1). A31684 Wing C1966 ESTC R26588 09506237 ocm 09506237 43352 This keyboarded and encoded edition of the work described above is co-owned by the institutions providing financial support to the Early English Books Online Text Creation Partnership. This Phase I text is available for reuse, according to the terms of Creative Commons 0 1.0 Universal . The text can be copied, modified, distributed and performed, even for commercial purposes, all without asking permission. Early English books online. (EEBO-TCP ; phase 1, no. A31684) Transcribed from: (Early English Books Online ; image set 43352) Images scanned from microfilm: (Early English books, 1641-1700 ; 1327:3) The character of a church-trimmer by Heraclitus his ghost. 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Great Britain -- History -- Restoration, 1660-1688 -- Pamphlets. 2005-07 TCP Assigned for keying and markup 2005-08 Aptara Keyed and coded from ProQuest page images 2006-01 Emma (Leeson) Huber Sampled and proofread 2006-01 Emma (Leeson) Huber Text and markup reviewed and edited 2006-04 pfs Batch review (QC) and XML conversion THE CHARACTER OF A Church - Trimmer . By Heraclitus his Ghost . Ad Populum Phaleras — A CHURCH-TRIMMER is the Beelzebub or Prince of TRIMMERS , the Devil of a Saint , and the Monster of a Man , into the bargain ; for he is Two-fold all over : He hath not only ( Janus-like ) two contrary Faces to put on as the Weather serves , but all things else proportionable : He hath two several Tongues ready tuned both ways , a double mind , a pair of Consciences , one with a Belly as big as the Trojan Horse , to swallow Camels with ; the other so very strait-laced , that it must strain hard to get down a Gnat or little Punctilio of a Ceremony ; and two pair of hands and feet to be All your humble Servants , to address and make legs to All Parties , All Points of the Compass , as well to flatter Monarchs , as to court the Mobile or Commons of England , as times will bear , and Trump turns up . It were below his Character to say , He is a mear Volpone in a Sheep-skin Doublet , a formal Hypocrite , Holy Cheat , or modern Pharisee ; for he is not only more rotten and debauched in his Principles than they All , but worse than any Jew or Jesuit for Morals also . He is a Church-Politico , a Conforming Non-conformist , a Spiritual Jugler , a Mountebank Divine , and loves a Croud as well as any Cut-purse , for Reasons best known to his own Pocket and Pride , ( and who but He to give them measures for their Huzzahs , and their One-and-Alls , as occasion offers ) for as he hates Popery with one of his Hearts , so He dotes upon Peter-pence and Popularity with the other . He is a true Protestant Erastian in point of Government , accounting the longest Sword the strongest Argument , and surest Title : He is as true as Steel to the higher Powers , ( be they what they will ) so long as they continue such , and are able to protect themselves and Him ; which , when they cease to be , they are no longer higher Powers for his Money ; you cannot blame him if he shift for himself ; when the Wind turns he must steer a quite contrary course , by force as well as choice . He pretends to be of the Religion of his Country for Peace-sake , but is really a Sceptick in Point of Faith ; for though he is ready to do all things that he is commanded , yet all this while he believes Nothing ; or if he do , it is not as the Church , but as the State believes . He is a professed Doctor of the Law of Nature , who will scarce allow a dram of Grace to any one under a Duke ; his Councils are the common Sentiments of all Mankind in Parliament assembled in his upper Room ; his Fathers , Seneca , Antoninus , Epictetus , Tully , and other ancient Heroes ; his School-men , Curcellaeus , Episcopius , Socinus , Crellius , and the rest of that Gang of Heathenish Divines ; his dearly beloved Fundamental darling is Self-preservation ; for whose sake he hath an universal tenderness for all Sects and Factions , Christian or Infidel ; among the Whigs he is a zealous Whig , with the Tories a moderate Tory ; and hugs himself in the fancy that he is the very Picture of the old Doctor of the Gentiles , because he becomes all things to all men , that so he may be all means save ONE . Would ye know what he was or did in those days when there was no King in Israel ? Malice it self could not suspect him to have a King in his Heart in all that time , as became a man of Temper , Prudence , and good Nature . He was true and faithful to all the several new Faces and fresh Broaches of Government ( as that Female Hector swore she had been to her seventeen Gallants ) though without King , House of Lords , or Commons either ; ( none but Fools and Sots will suffer and starve , be the Weather never so cold , or times bad . ) The man of Salamanca can hardly swear what Orders he was then in , but he was a mighty busie Pulpiteer ; he had the Gift ( or rather the Art , or Cant ) of praying by the Spirit ; he prayed aloud for all the several Powers which Providence successively set over us , though all perjured Rebels ; ( for he was never against the Succession , unless it were in the Right Line . ) He preached in a black Cloak and white Gloves , and inveighed bitterly all along against the Roman Missal , and the English Mass-Book , with all their Superstitious Forms and Rites ; against Popery and Prelacy alike ; for next to Kings , he loved Bishops worst at that time of the day . His Fingers itched to have a share in the Government then , that he might shew his cowardly Prowess in trampling upon a poor Church when it was down ; and persecuting a Loyal Clergy-man that durst presume to read Common-Prayer under his sanctified Nose ; for these and such-like glorious ends and to shew how heartily he espoused the Cause , no doubt he used all laudable means , though I will not say positively that he listed himself Chaplain to some Major General , or other man of Might , or committed Matrimony with a cast Abigail , or genuine off-spring of old Holofernes his own Flesh and Blood. But the last Game of this Church-Sophister , is his Master-piece , and worth all the rest ; for so soon as ever the Clock struck 1660. and the word was Dieu & mon Droit , and all the Bells and Pulpits rang , I will overturn , overturn , overturn , till he shall come whose Right it is ; his Trimmership ( in a great Fright ) turn'd Old Cavalier in a moment , like the man that grew Gray in one night : He put on the Face of Loyalty , began to assert Monarchy strenuously , took all Oaths and Tests to bind him to his good behaviour for the future ; subscribed the Articles of Religion ( as Articles of Peace indeed , but not of Faith ) and fell so desperately in love with the Church all of a sudden , as if it had been really his new Mistriss ; but this was only a Copy of his Countenance ; however , finding a new Talent put into his hand , and the old ferment of Ambition working still in his brain , he resolves to be somebody ( and not Vicar of Bray still ) to make a greater Figure in the Church , that he may be the more able to serve Her a Dog-trick , and betray Her into the Philistines hands , when time shall serve . It was not long before he began to set up a new Church within the old , to cry up Comprehension or Toleration for all Sects , lest he at last should be found intolerable : He insinuated into the great Ministers of Church and State , and presumed to make lists too , of Worthy men and men Worthy ; to blacken and defame all Loyal Clericks , and recommend those of his own stamp as the only men of Merit ; to cry down the one as men of hot heads , and Popishly inclined , and magnifie the other as great Masters of Prudence , Conduct and Moderation ; so that the most useful , honest , and able Church-man that will not lick up his Spittle , must stay for his Reward till the Great day . He esteems all our Church-usages indifferent little Trifles , not to be contended for ; prefers one Pipe in the Vestry , before a whole Organ-full at the Bellfry : He seldom reads the publick Prayers , but Preaches World without end : He hates a Cross in his Heart , and values not the sign thereof in Baptism at a brass Farthing ; two Guineys will purchase him to leave it out : He allows no more of a real Presence in the Sacrament , than at his own Table , when ( by chance ) he eats at home ; his Sermons are wisely composed , to treat men of all Religions , only they seem to be more particularly calculated for Turks and Pagans , than professed Christians . In one word , He is the King 's humble Servant in the Intervals of Parliament , when He can rule his own Roast without the disturbance of popular Votes ; but if he chance to want Money , or Hands or Heads to assist him in Extremities , when Factions grow high and insolent against Him ; and threaten the second part to the same Tune of 1641. this true Protestant Trimming Antichrist fairly denies his Master , saying , The King is but one man , but the People of England are very numerous ; and what wise man will disoblige and provoke a Multitude ? No , I will rather venture and trust His Majesties wonted Clemency , than their known Fury ; I have read Matchiavel , and am well aware , that Honesty is not the best Policy , though it be the Fools Motto , I was never of the losing side , and will save my stake still if I can . Here 's your Trimmer for you with a Vengeance ! you that would know more of his Principles and Ways , must repair to the Reconciling-Office near Peg Trantams , being the half-way House between Heaven and Hell , where he is to be spoken with once every Week ; and you are desired to tell him that he must not give Characters of others , if he love them not himself , but that he must expect , some time or other , to meet with a Rowland for his Oliver . London , Printed for W. A. in the Year 1683.