mv: ‘./input-file.zip’ and ‘./input-file.zip’ are the same file Creating study carrel named subject-englishDramaComedy-gutenberg Initializing database Unzipping Archive: input-file.zip creating: ./tmp/input/input-file/ inflating: ./tmp/input/input-file/19094.txt inflating: ./tmp/input/input-file/21334.txt inflating: ./tmp/input/input-file/24761.txt inflating: ./tmp/input/input-file/4081.txt inflating: ./tmp/input/input-file/3418.txt inflating: ./tmp/input/input-file/3544.txt inflating: ./tmp/input/input-file/4497.txt inflating: ./tmp/input/input-file/3480.txt inflating: ./tmp/input/input-file/3485.txt inflating: ./tmp/input/input-file/3612.txt inflating: ./tmp/input/input-file/3488.txt inflating: ./tmp/input/input-file/3486.txt inflating: ./tmp/input/input-file/3487.txt inflating: ./tmp/input/input-file/5333.txt inflating: ./tmp/input/input-file/1191.txt inflating: ./tmp/input/input-file/4766.txt inflating: ./tmp/input/input-file/3830.txt inflating: ./tmp/input/input-file/4039.txt inflating: ./tmp/input/input-file/3695.txt inflating: ./tmp/input/input-file/3694.txt inflating: ./tmp/input/input-file/4003.txt inflating: ./tmp/input/input-file/4011.txt inflating: ./tmp/input/input-file/3771.txt inflating: ./tmp/input/input-file/2906.txt inflating: ./tmp/input/input-file/37195.txt inflating: ./tmp/input/input-file/37012.txt inflating: ./tmp/input/input-file/32419.txt inflating: ./tmp/input/input-file/38759.txt inflating: ./tmp/input/input-file/metadata.csv caution: excluded filename not matched: *MACOSX* === DIRECTORIES: ./tmp/input === DIRECTORY: ./tmp/input/input-file === metadata file: ./tmp/input/input-file/metadata.csv === found metadata file === updating bibliographic database Building study carrel named subject-englishDramaComedy-gutenberg FILE: cache/19094.txt OUTPUT: txt/19094.txt FILE: cache/4081.txt OUTPUT: txt/4081.txt FILE: cache/24761.txt OUTPUT: txt/24761.txt FILE: cache/4766.txt OUTPUT: txt/4766.txt FILE: cache/4497.txt OUTPUT: txt/4497.txt FILE: cache/21334.txt OUTPUT: txt/21334.txt FILE: cache/4003.txt OUTPUT: txt/4003.txt FILE: cache/3418.txt OUTPUT: txt/3418.txt FILE: cache/3544.txt OUTPUT: txt/3544.txt FILE: cache/1191.txt OUTPUT: txt/1191.txt FILE: cache/3487.txt OUTPUT: txt/3487.txt FILE: cache/3488.txt OUTPUT: txt/3488.txt FILE: cache/5333.txt OUTPUT: txt/5333.txt FILE: cache/3485.txt OUTPUT: txt/3485.txt FILE: cache/3480.txt OUTPUT: txt/3480.txt FILE: cache/3486.txt OUTPUT: txt/3486.txt FILE: cache/3612.txt OUTPUT: txt/3612.txt FILE: cache/38759.txt OUTPUT: txt/38759.txt FILE: cache/2906.txt OUTPUT: txt/2906.txt FILE: cache/3830.txt OUTPUT: txt/3830.txt FILE: cache/3695.txt OUTPUT: txt/3695.txt FILE: cache/3694.txt OUTPUT: txt/3694.txt FILE: cache/3771.txt OUTPUT: txt/3771.txt FILE: cache/32419.txt OUTPUT: txt/32419.txt FILE: cache/4039.txt OUTPUT: txt/4039.txt FILE: cache/37012.txt OUTPUT: txt/37012.txt FILE: cache/37195.txt OUTPUT: txt/37195.txt FILE: cache/4011.txt OUTPUT: txt/4011.txt === file2bib.sh === id: 24761 author: Sheridan, Richard Brinsley title: The Rivals: A Comedy date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/24761.txt cache: ./cache/24761.txt Content-Encoding ISO-8859-1 Content-Type text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 1 resourceName b'24761.txt' Traceback (most recent call last): File "/data-disk/reader-compute/reader-classic/bin/file2bib.py", line 107, in text = textacy.preprocessing.normalize.normalize_quotation_marks( text ) File "/data-disk/python/lib/python3.8/site-packages/textacy/preprocessing/normalize.py", line 32, in normalize_quotation_marks return text.translate(QUOTE_TRANSLATION_TABLE) AttributeError: 'NoneType' object has no attribute 'translate' === file2bib.sh === id: 4497 author: Meredith, George title: The Sentimentalists date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/4497.txt cache: ./cache/4497.txt Content-Encoding ISO-8859-1 Content-Type text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 2 resourceName b'4497.txt' Traceback (most recent call last): File "/data-disk/reader-compute/reader-classic/bin/file2bib.py", line 107, in text = textacy.preprocessing.normalize.normalize_quotation_marks( text ) File "/data-disk/python/lib/python3.8/site-packages/textacy/preprocessing/normalize.py", line 32, in normalize_quotation_marks return text.translate(QUOTE_TRANSLATION_TABLE) AttributeError: 'NoneType' object has no attribute 'translate' 4497 txt/../wrd/4497.wrd Traceback (most recent call last): File "/data-disk/reader-compute/reader-classic/bin/txt2keywords.py", line 54, in for keyword, score in ( yake( doc, ngrams=NGRAMS, topn=TOPN ) ) : File "/data-disk/python/lib/python3.8/site-packages/textacy/ke/yake.py", line 96, in yake word_scores = _compute_word_scores(doc, word_occ_vals, word_freqs, stop_words) File "/data-disk/python/lib/python3.8/site-packages/textacy/ke/yake.py", line 205, in _compute_word_scores freq_baseline = statistics.mean(freqs_nsw) + statistics.stdev(freqs_nsw) File "/data-disk/python/lib/python3.8/statistics.py", line 315, in mean raise StatisticsError('mean requires at least one data point') statistics.StatisticsError: mean requires at least one data point 4497 txt/../ent/4497.ent 24761 txt/../ent/24761.ent 24761 txt/../pos/24761.pos 24761 txt/../wrd/24761.wrd Traceback (most recent call last): File "/data-disk/reader-compute/reader-classic/bin/txt2keywords.py", line 54, in for keyword, score in ( yake( doc, ngrams=NGRAMS, topn=TOPN ) ) : File "/data-disk/python/lib/python3.8/site-packages/textacy/ke/yake.py", line 96, in yake word_scores = _compute_word_scores(doc, word_occ_vals, word_freqs, stop_words) File "/data-disk/python/lib/python3.8/site-packages/textacy/ke/yake.py", line 205, in _compute_word_scores freq_baseline = statistics.mean(freqs_nsw) + statistics.stdev(freqs_nsw) File "/data-disk/python/lib/python3.8/statistics.py", line 315, in mean raise StatisticsError('mean requires at least one data point') statistics.StatisticsError: mean requires at least one data point 4497 txt/../pos/4497.pos 3485 txt/../wrd/3485.wrd 3485 txt/../pos/3485.pos 3487 txt/../wrd/3487.wrd 3544 txt/../wrd/3544.wrd === file2bib.sh === id: 3485 author: Shaw, Bernard title: Annajanska, the Bolshevik Empress date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/3485.txt cache: ./cache/3485.txt Content-Encoding ISO-8859-1 Content-Type text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 2 resourceName b'3485.txt' 3544 txt/../pos/3544.pos 3487 txt/../pos/3487.pos 3485 txt/../ent/3485.ent 3486 txt/../wrd/3486.wrd === file2bib.sh === id: 3487 author: Shaw, Bernard title: Augustus Does His Bit: A True-to-Life Farce date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/3487.txt cache: ./cache/3487.txt Content-Encoding ISO-8859-1 Content-Type text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 3 resourceName b'3487.txt' 3486 txt/../pos/3486.pos 3488 txt/../pos/3488.pos === file2bib.sh === id: 3544 author: Shaw, Bernard title: How He Lied to Her Husband date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/3544.txt cache: ./cache/3544.txt Content-Encoding ISO-8859-1 Content-Type text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 3 resourceName b'3544.txt' 3488 txt/../wrd/3488.wrd 19094 txt/../wrd/19094.wrd 3544 txt/../ent/3544.ent 19094 txt/../pos/19094.pos === file2bib.sh === id: 3486 author: Shaw, Bernard title: The Inca of Perusalem: An Almost Historical Comedietta date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/3486.txt cache: ./cache/3486.txt Content-Encoding UTF-8 Content-Type text/plain; charset=UTF-8 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 3 resourceName b'3486.txt' 3487 txt/../ent/3487.ent === file2bib.sh === id: 3488 author: Shaw, Bernard title: Great Catherine (Whom Glory Still Adores) date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/3488.txt cache: ./cache/3488.txt Content-Encoding ISO-8859-1 Content-Type text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 3 resourceName b'3488.txt' === file2bib.sh === id: 19094 author: Chesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith) title: Magic A Fantastic Comedy date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/19094.txt cache: ./cache/19094.txt Content-Encoding UTF-8 Content-Type text/plain; charset=UTF-8 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 4 resourceName b'19094.txt' 3480 txt/../wrd/3480.wrd 3486 txt/../ent/3486.ent 3830 txt/../pos/3830.pos 3480 txt/../pos/3480.pos 3830 txt/../wrd/3830.wrd 3418 txt/../pos/3418.pos 3418 txt/../wrd/3418.wrd 3488 txt/../ent/3488.ent 19094 txt/../ent/19094.ent 4003 txt/../wrd/4003.wrd 4003 txt/../pos/4003.pos 4766 txt/../wrd/4766.wrd 1191 txt/../wrd/1191.wrd 21334 txt/../pos/21334.pos 21334 txt/../wrd/21334.wrd === file2bib.sh === id: 3830 author: Shaw, Bernard title: Overruled date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/3830.txt cache: ./cache/3830.txt Content-Encoding ISO-8859-1 Content-Type text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 2 resourceName b'3830.txt' 3612 txt/../wrd/3612.wrd 4766 txt/../pos/4766.pos 3612 txt/../pos/3612.pos 1191 txt/../pos/1191.pos === file2bib.sh === id: 4766 author: Galsworthy, John title: Windows date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/4766.txt cache: ./cache/4766.txt Content-Encoding ISO-8859-1 Content-Type text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 2 resourceName b'4766.txt' 3830 txt/../ent/3830.ent === file2bib.sh === id: 3480 author: Knowles, James Sheridan title: The Hunchback date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/3480.txt cache: ./cache/3480.txt Content-Encoding ISO-8859-1 Content-Type text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 3 resourceName b'3480.txt' 38759 txt/../wrd/38759.wrd 5333 txt/../wrd/5333.wrd 4081 txt/../wrd/4081.wrd 3480 txt/../ent/3480.ent === file2bib.sh === id: 21334 author: Farquhar, George title: The Beaux-Stratagem date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/21334.txt cache: ./cache/21334.txt Content-Encoding UTF-8 Content-Type text/plain; charset=UTF-8 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 4 resourceName b'21334.txt' 2906 txt/../wrd/2906.wrd 3418 txt/../ent/3418.ent 5333 txt/../pos/5333.pos 38759 txt/../pos/38759.pos 37012 txt/../wrd/37012.wrd 21334 txt/../ent/21334.ent 2906 txt/../pos/2906.pos 3694 txt/../wrd/3694.wrd === file2bib.sh === id: 3418 author: Shaw, Bernard title: Captain Brassbound's Conversion date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/3418.txt cache: ./cache/3418.txt Content-Encoding ISO-8859-1 Content-Type text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 4 resourceName b'3418.txt' === file2bib.sh === id: 4003 author: Shaw, Bernard title: Androcles and the Lion date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/4003.txt cache: ./cache/4003.txt Content-Encoding ISO-8859-1 Content-Type text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 2 resourceName b'4003.txt' 4081 txt/../pos/4081.pos === file2bib.sh === id: 1191 author: Congreve, William title: The Double-Dealer: A Comedy date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/1191.txt cache: ./cache/1191.txt Content-Encoding ISO-8859-1 Content-Type text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 5 resourceName b'1191.txt' 4003 txt/../ent/4003.ent 37195 txt/../pos/37195.pos 1191 txt/../ent/1191.ent 37012 txt/../pos/37012.pos 37195 txt/../wrd/37195.wrd 32419 txt/../wrd/32419.wrd 32419 txt/../pos/32419.pos 4766 txt/../ent/4766.ent 3694 txt/../pos/3694.pos 3612 txt/../ent/3612.ent 4011 txt/../wrd/4011.wrd === file2bib.sh === id: 3612 author: Shaw, Bernard title: John Bull's Other Island date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/3612.txt cache: ./cache/3612.txt Content-Encoding ISO-8859-1 Content-Type text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 5 resourceName b'3612.txt' 3695 txt/../pos/3695.pos 3695 txt/../wrd/3695.wrd === file2bib.sh === id: 2906 author: Galsworthy, John title: The Silver Box: A Comedy in Three Acts date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/2906.txt cache: ./cache/2906.txt Content-Encoding ISO-8859-1 Content-Type text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 4 resourceName b'2906.txt' 4039 txt/../wrd/4039.wrd 4039 txt/../pos/4039.pos 5333 txt/../ent/5333.ent 4011 txt/../pos/4011.pos 3771 txt/../wrd/3771.wrd 38759 txt/../ent/38759.ent 3771 txt/../pos/3771.pos === file2bib.sh === id: 38759 author: Destouches, Néricault title: Next Door Neighbours: A Comedy; In Three Acts date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/38759.txt cache: ./cache/38759.txt Content-Encoding UTF-8 Content-Type text/plain; charset=UTF-8 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 4 resourceName b'38759.txt' === file2bib.sh === id: 37012 author: Farquhar, George title: The Recruiting Officer date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/37012.txt cache: ./cache/37012.txt Content-Encoding UTF-8 Content-Type text/plain; charset=UTF-8 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 3 resourceName b'37012.txt' === file2bib.sh === id: 37195 author: Farquhar, George title: The Beaux-Stratagem: A comedy in five acts date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/37195.txt cache: ./cache/37195.txt Content-Encoding UTF-8 Content-Type text/plain; charset=UTF-8 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 3 resourceName b'37195.txt' 4081 txt/../ent/4081.ent 2906 txt/../ent/2906.ent 37195 txt/../ent/37195.ent 37012 txt/../ent/37012.ent === file2bib.sh === id: 32419 author: Farquhar, George title: The Constant Couple; Or, A Trip to the Jubilee: A Comedy, in Five Acts date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/32419.txt cache: ./cache/32419.txt Content-Encoding UTF-8 Content-Type text/plain; charset=UTF-8 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 4 resourceName b'32419.txt' 32419 txt/../ent/32419.ent === file2bib.sh === id: 5333 author: Jonson, Ben title: Every Man in His Humor date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/5333.txt cache: ./cache/5333.txt Content-Encoding ISO-8859-1 Content-Type text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 4 resourceName b'5333.txt' 3694 txt/../ent/3694.ent 3695 txt/../ent/3695.ent 4011 txt/../ent/4011.ent 4039 txt/../ent/4039.ent === file2bib.sh === id: 4081 author: Jonson, Ben title: The Alchemist date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/4081.txt cache: ./cache/4081.txt Content-Encoding ISO-8859-1 Content-Type text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 4 resourceName b'4081.txt' === file2bib.sh === id: 3694 author: Jonson, Ben title: Every Man in His Humour date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/3694.txt cache: ./cache/3694.txt Content-Encoding ISO-8859-1 Content-Type text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 4 resourceName b'3694.txt' 3771 txt/../ent/3771.ent === file2bib.sh === id: 4039 author: Jonson, Ben title: Volpone; Or, The Fox date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/4039.txt cache: ./cache/4039.txt Content-Encoding ISO-8859-1 Content-Type text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 4 resourceName b'4039.txt' === file2bib.sh === id: 3695 author: Jonson, Ben title: Every Man out of His Humour date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/3695.txt cache: ./cache/3695.txt Content-Encoding ISO-8859-1 Content-Type text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 4 resourceName b'3695.txt' === file2bib.sh === id: 4011 author: Jonson, Ben title: Epicoene; Or, The Silent Woman date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/4011.txt cache: ./cache/4011.txt Content-Encoding ISO-8859-1 Content-Type text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 4 resourceName b'4011.txt' === file2bib.sh === id: 3771 author: Jonson, Ben title: Cynthia's Revels; Or, The Fountain of Self-Love date: pages: extension: .txt txt: ./txt/3771.txt cache: ./cache/3771.txt Content-Encoding ISO-8859-1 Content-Type text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 X-Parsed-By ['org.apache.tika.parser.DefaultParser', 'org.apache.tika.parser.csv.TextAndCSVParser'] X-TIKA:content_handler ToTextContentHandler X-TIKA:embedded_depth 0 X-TIKA:parse_time_millis 4 resourceName b'3771.txt' Done mapping. Reducing subject-englishDramaComedy-gutenberg === reduce.pl bib === id = 19094 author = Chesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith) title = Magic A Fantastic Comedy date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 15361 sentences = 2576 flesch = 94 summary = [_Laughing also._] By the way, you call it a conjuring trick that Yes; I think I know the sort of thing. Now the Duke thinks a conjurer would just meet to a table with the papers._] You know Mr. Carleon is coming this [_Turning to the other two._] My nephew, Dr. Grimthorpe, Morris, you know, Miss Carleon's brother from America. believe in looking at both sides of a question, you know. comes nearer and nearer, and_ SMITH _turns suddenly to the_ DOCTOR. I should know he was a wizard if he played no tricks. The whole point of being a conjurer is that you won't explain a thing [_Thinking._] Yes, you did tell me a great deal of the truth. I would like to have those old conjurers here that called these modern conjuring tricks are simply the old miracles when they have I suppose you know there are things men never tell to women. cache = ./cache/19094.txt txt = ./txt/19094.txt === reduce.pl bib === === reduce.pl bib === id = 21334 author = Farquhar, George title = The Beaux-Stratagem date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 30352 sentences = 4080 flesch = 95 summary = I don't know how, sir; she would not let the ale Why, sir, the man 's well enough; says little, thinks Yes, sir, he's a man of pleasure; he plays at Who shall I tell him, sir, would-'Tis more than I deserve, sir, for I don't know And pray, sir, how came I by the honour of seeing Very well, sir; you may know him, as the saying Madam, the ladies pay best; the honour of know, sir, that I am bound, nay, must be tied up in In very good hands, sir. Come, sir, your servant has been telling me [_To Archer_.] Pray, sir, how d'ye like that Pray, sir, as the saying is, let me ask you one Sir, I know that my two hands are naturally With all my heart, sir; my Lady Bountiful is my _Enter Sir Charles Freeman and Mrs Sullen_. cache = ./cache/21334.txt txt = ./txt/21334.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 4081 author = Jonson, Ben title = The Alchemist date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 49390 sentences = 7527 flesch = 92 summary = appears that Jonson, like Shakespeare, began life as an actor, and Jonson's comedy of humours, in a word, conceived of stage Good faith, sir, I was going away. Come, noble doctor, pray thee let's prevail; Good words, sir. Good deeds, sir, doctor dogs-meat. And I would know by art, sir, of your worship, Sir Epicure, I shall leave you. Let me find grace, sir, in your eyes; the man Sir, as he likes, his sister, he says, shall come. O sir, you're come in the only finest time.-Nay, good sir, Nay, good sir, Nay, and by this means, sir, you shall be brother Good sir, the nobleman will come too, and take you, The man, sir, I would know? Come your ways, sir. Yes, sir; did you never see me play the Fool? Yes, sir, like unto a man Good sir, come from the door. cache = ./cache/4081.txt txt = ./txt/4081.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 3418 author = Shaw, Bernard title = Captain Brassbound's Conversion date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 29122 sentences = 3708 flesch = 90 summary = forward between Sir Howard and Lady Cicely. Lady Cicely and Rankin sit down as before to receive the Captain. BRASSBOUND (turning the singular look again on Sir Howard). Lady Cicely comes to Drinkwater. Brassbound is about to ask Johnson for an explanation, when Lady Cicely good enough to let Lady Cicely Waynflete know that. Captain Brassbound: if you can frighten Lady Cicely, you LADY CICELY (putting down the jar, and coming between Brassbound and DRINKWATER (aside to Sir Howard, as Brassbound turns contemptuously away Lady Cicely comes forward between Brassbound Sir Howard Hallam and Lady Cicely Waynflete, in the Cadi's jurisdiction. (He comes back.) The Cadi didn't know that Captain Brassbound KEARNEY (coming between Sir Howard and Lady Cicely). (Sir Howard turns and looks at Rankin Then Captain Brassbound and Sir Howard But Sir Howard told me yesterday that Captain Brassbound SIR HOWARD (to Lady Cicely). SIR HOWARD (to Lady Cicely). cache = ./cache/3418.txt txt = ./txt/3418.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 3480 author = Knowles, James Sheridan title = The Hunchback date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 22668 sentences = 4215 flesch = 102 summary = powers tell upon the public, won the heart of the great actor of his day, Sir Thomas, I can help thee to a wife, Sir Thomas, it shall bear thee to the bower I'll learn of thee, love, when I'd know a clerk! That cousin's nearer to thy heart than blood. [Enter MASTER WALTER and HELEN.--JULIA, disconcerted, retires with the For thy sake, good Sir Thomas; for I like thee. Thou wouldst not break thy heart for Master Walter? [SIR THOMAS, JULIA, and HELEN come forward.] Thou hast worked with thy pencil and slate, Master Thomas! Comes not Master Walter back to-day? As for love--look, sir, How know you, sir, his lordship is at home? Indeed thou art, to love the man To win thee thine, thou know'st, at any time Could Ovid, cousin, teach thee to make love? I call thee Clifford, and thou call'st me madam! Come to thy father's heart! cache = ./cache/3480.txt txt = ./txt/3480.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 3544 author = Shaw, Bernard title = How He Lied to Her Husband date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 8768 sentences = 910 flesch = 91 summary = In 1905 Mr Daly produced Mrs Warren's Profession in New York. I hope Mrs Warren's Profession will be played everywhere, in season and Can Tell, written by the infamous author of Mrs Warren's Profession, and a hand mirror, a fan, a pair of long white gloves, and a little white presses his hands to his eyes to shut out reality and dream a little; takes his hands down and shakes his head with a little smile of rebuke the world, Henry, you'd know that in a large family, though the sisters boy, Henry; but [throwing his hand away fretfully] you're no use. Mrs Bompas, let that glove alone: you look like a pickpocket. When Mrs Bompas told me her name was Aurora, I couldn't HER HUSBAND [breaking out in Henry's face] Let me tell you that Mrs dream of writing poems to Mrs Bompas! What is Mrs Bompas to you, I'd like to know. cache = ./cache/3544.txt txt = ./txt/3544.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 3612 author = Shaw, Bernard title = John Bull's Other Island date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 38059 sentences = 4535 flesch = 91 summary = BROADBENT [chuckling] Wrong for once, Tim. My friend Mr Doyle is nation, but to visit my father and Aunt Judy and Nora Reilly and Don't despair, Larry, old boy: things may look more a man knows, and the farther he travels, the more likely he Cornelius Doyle, Larry's father; and Broadbent, all in overcoats carefully] Arra, come home, Mr Broadbent; and get your senses Next morning Broadbent and Larry are sitting at the ends of a chair, like the two occupied by Larry and Broadbent, has a Cornelius Doyle, Father Dempsey, Barney Doran, and Matthew We want a new class o man in parliament: one dhat knows HODSON [coming between Broadbent and Larry]. Broadbent, deferentially] Of course I know a gentleman like you Nora, Aunt Judy, Keegan, Larry, and Cornelius are left efficiently [Broadbent and Larry look quickly at one another; for BROADBENT [coming down the hill again to Keegan's right hand]. cache = ./cache/3612.txt txt = ./txt/3612.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 3485 author = Shaw, Bernard title = Annajanska, the Bolshevik Empress date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 5197 sentences = 743 flesch = 92 summary = Miller as Schneidekind, and Randle Ayrton as General Strammfest. An office table with a telephone, writing materials, official papers, General Strammfest enters, followed by Lieutenant Schneidekind. Strammfest, who comes to the table. His daughter the Grand Duchess Annajanska, she whom the Yes, Sir. STRAMMFEST. STRAMMFEST [snatching the telephone and listening for the answer]. [To Schneidekind.] The swine says that the Grand Duchess is a devil The Grand Duchess bursts into the room, dragging with her two exhausted THE GRAND DUCHESS [to the soldiers]. Don't call me prisoner, General Strammfest. [Schneidekind sits down.] Comrade Annajanska, you have eloped with a Only officers who are eloping with grand duchesses wear court uniform: otherwise the grand duchesses could not be seen with and to his examination of the Grand Duchess.] This officer travelled SCHNEIDEKIND [reaching out with the pistol to the Grand Duchess]. Strammfest, you know that your You have your orders, General Strammfest: save the cache = ./cache/3485.txt txt = ./txt/3485.txt === reduce.pl bib === === reduce.pl bib === id = 3487 author = Shaw, Bernard title = Augustus Does His Bit: A True-to-Life Farce date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 7220 sentences = 992 flesch = 91 summary = I wish to express my gratitude for certain good offices which Augustus how to win the war with Augustus on their backs, well-meaning, brave, Augustus stood like the Eddystone in a storm, and stands so to this day. AUGUSTUS [hastily putting aside his paper and replacing his feet on the Well, it stands to reason if the Germans wanted to spy they AUGUSTUS [taking up the telephone receiver.] Hallo. THE CLERK [to Augustus]. Are you Lord Augustus Highcastle? brother-in-law's name in the German casualty list. the War Office, Hungerford Highcastle, Blueloo as you call him, I don't made up their minds that the German War Office is everything that mean by taking my office staff? [Augustus comes back to the table to look at it.] Oh, how Augustus returns to the writing-table smiling, and takes THE LADY [sitting down in Augustus's chair to speak into the telephone]. cache = ./cache/3487.txt txt = ./txt/3487.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 3488 author = Shaw, Bernard title = Great Catherine (Whom Glory Still Adores) date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 14107 sentences = 1906 flesch = 88 summary = actors, though little plays do not live nearly so long as the worst of the Prince will see the captain, little darling? Little Father, this is the English captain, Little Father, this is the English captain, [To Edstaston.] Come, you shall tell the joke to the Empress: she is by PATIOMKIN [lifting him in his arms like a father carrying a little boy]. PATIOMKIN [carrying Edstaston through the antechamber]. Captain Edstaston, the Empress is Captain Edstaston: his Highness Prince Patiomkin sends you God knows we have no orders to harm you, Little Mother. Catherine and Edstaston are now alone. Catherine and Edstaston are now alone. [To Catherine.] Darling Little Mother: you have a [To Catherine.] Will your Majesty be good CATHERINE [to Patiomkin]. The English captain wants you, little darling. PATIOMKIN [rushing from the Empress's side to Claire and falling on his [Patiomkin throws her into Edstaston's CATHERINE [pushing Edstaston towards Claire]. cache = ./cache/3488.txt txt = ./txt/3488.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 3486 author = Shaw, Bernard title = The Inca of Perusalem: An Almost Historical Comedietta date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 8396 sentences = 1122 flesch = 90 summary = The Inca of Perusalem was performed for the first time in England by Ermyntrude turns imperiously to the Manager.] Her Highness thing to be a princess: they just marry you to anyone they like. Inca is to come and look at me, and pick out whichever of his sons he in Perusalem, because the Inca has made war on everybody. Manager.] Show Her Highness to her bedroom; and then show Captain Duval case in his hand, returns, ushering in the Inca. I come on behalf of the Inca of Perusalem. You know, if I had a moustache like that, it would turn my He is everybody's Inca, madam. The Inca had kept the peace of years. You want me to marry one of the Inca's everybody knows what the Inca's uncle was. The fools talk of crushing the Inca; but they little know Send the Inca to St Helena, madam, cache = ./cache/3486.txt txt = ./txt/3486.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 5333 author = Jonson, Ben title = Every Man in His Humor date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 47828 sentences = 6140 flesch = 90 summary = Servo Why, sir, let this satisfy you; good faith, I had no such Good master Stephen, so you may, sir, at your pleasure. I pray, sir, is this master Knowell's house? The same, sir; master Kitely married his sister; the rich Cob. Ay, sir: With favour of your worship's nose, master Mathew, Bob. Who's there!-Take away the bason, good hostess;--Come up, sir. Bob. Why, thus, sir,--make a thrust at me--[Master Mathew pushes at Kit. You shall not follow him now, I pray you, brother, good faith Wel. Sir, I must hear no ill words of my brother. Bob. Sir, I must tell you this, I am no general man; but for master Mat. Pray you, let's see, sir; yes, faith, it is. I know not: to justice Clement's, I think, sir--Cob! Bob. Master Kitely's man, pray thee vouchsafe us the lighting of Cob. Marry, sir, your brother, master Wellbred-- cache = ./cache/5333.txt txt = ./txt/5333.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 1191 author = Congreve, William title = The Double-Dealer: A Comedy date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 28264 sentences = 3564 flesch = 96 summary = MASKWELL, a villain; pretended friend to Mellefont, gallant to Lady Oh, my dear Mellefont, let me perish if thou art not the soul of MELLEFONT, CARELESS, LORD FROTH, BRISK. charmingly; nay, my lord, you shan't kiss it so much; I shall grow [LADY PLYANT _and_ SIR PAUL _come up to_ MELLEFONT.] Pray, good, dear my lord, let me beg you do now. Mellefont, get out o' th' way, my Lady Plyant's coming, and I CARELESS, SIR PAUL, LADY PLYANT, BOY _with a letter_. CARELESS, SIR PAUL, LADY PLYANT. CARELESS, SIR PAUL, LADY PLYANT. CYNTHIA, LORD FROTH, LADY FROTH, BRISK. LADY PLYANT, SIR PAUL, CYNTHIA. but I can neither find my lord nor my lady to know what they intend. Sir Paul, gads-bud, you're an uncivil person, let me tell you, shall know my thoughts: or think he does. Come, my dear, shall we take leave of my lord and lady? cache = ./cache/1191.txt txt = ./txt/1191.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 4766 author = Galsworthy, John title = Windows date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 19525 sentences = 3427 flesch = 103 summary = March, with dots and dashes of Mary and Johnny thrown in. bottom of the left-hand window, and goes, followed by JOHNNY. Excuse me, Mr Bly, I think Nature got hold of that before you. Mary, Johnny must have been awfully like the Government. in another little soft look at MR MARCH, as she and MR BLY go out. That girl, Faith Bly, wants to come here as parlour-maid. [COOK beams] She knows much more about a girl like that than we We had a girl like her, I remember, in your dear mother's time, The door is opened, and MRS MARCH'S voice says: "Cook--a minute!" JOHNNY catches the look, jibs ever so little, and goes This Mr March--he's like all these novel-writers--thinks 'e knows She goes towards the door, turns to look at FAITH still clearing the MRS MARCH, who comes in and goes to the writing table, Left Back, cache = ./cache/4766.txt txt = ./txt/4766.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 3830 author = Shaw, Bernard title = Overruled date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 13779 sentences = 1583 flesch = 89 summary = I may just add that Mr. Sibthorpe Juno's view that morality demands, not that we should behave the matter is that I am what people call a good man. beautiful woman, and knowing that there is a husband round the corner? me promise never to make love to a married woman. JUNO [darkly] You think it goes on respectably; but I can tell you as a JUNO [rising, with a growing sense of injury] Look here, Mrs. Lunn: do JUNO [rising] You make love to another man to my face! LUNN [to Mrs. Juno] I hope you'll come and stay with us now that you and Gregory are such friends, Mrs. Juno. And Mrs. Juno's a very nice woman. Gregory looks at Juno. GREGORY [facing him] I shall talk to your wife as often as she'll let Lunn: I love your wife; and that's all about it. Well, Mrs. Juno is not your wife, is she? cache = ./cache/3830.txt txt = ./txt/3830.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 4039 author = Jonson, Ben title = Volpone; Or, The Fox date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 50076 sentences = 6978 flesch = 90 summary = MOS: Stay, sir, your ointment for your eyes. MOS: Sir, signior Voltore is come this morning MOS: You are a happy man, sir; know your good. MOS: He ever liked your course sir; that first took him. MOS: I was a coming for you, sir. MOS: I think it were not best, sir. MOS: All, sir; 'tis your right, your own; no man MOS: This will sir, you shall send it unto me. MOS: 'Tis right, sir. MOS: The tardy hour is come, sir. MOS: Not dead, sir, but as good; MOS: Well, good sir, begone. MOS: The beauteous lady Would-be, sir. MOS: Sir 'tis true; MOS: I know not, sir, MOS: I know not, sir, MOS: Sir, your father hath sent word, And I'll take care no man shall come unto you, sir. MOS: Nay, good, sir. MOS: Who's that?--O, sir, most timely welcome-MOS: Good sir. MOS: Good sir. cache = ./cache/4039.txt txt = ./txt/4039.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 3695 author = Jonson, Ben title = Every Man out of His Humour date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 60022 sentences = 5762 flesch = 88 summary = when you come to plays, be humorous, look with a good starch'd face, and [REAPPEARS AT THE WINDOW.] My lady will come presently, sir. Good signior Fungoso, I shall request to know you better, sir. Nay, pray you sir; we shall meet at signior Deliro's often. You say well, sir: faith, signior Deliro, I am come to have you Come, good sir: 'slid, I had forgot it In good time, sir. In faith, sir, the hat's as good as any man in this town can serve Good faith, sir, it makes you have an excellent body. Faith, sir, 'tis too little' but upon farther hopes -Good morrow Good lord, how shall I study to deserve this kindness of you sir! Faith, sir Puntarvolo, go to the court, and take leave of the ladies I'faith, sweet lady, that you shall; see, here he comes. Good sirs, let me go, 'tis Friday cache = ./cache/3695.txt txt = ./txt/3695.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 3694 author = Jonson, Ben title = Every Man in His Humour date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 46657 sentences = 6116 flesch = 90 summary = appears that Jonson, like Shakespeare, began life as an actor, and Jonson's comedy of humours, in a word, conceived of stage Ay, I know that sir, I would not have come else: how doth think I have a world of good jests for thee: oh, sir, I You have an excellent good leg, sir: I pray you pardon me. Mass, sir, and now you speak of the fashion, Signior Why, thus, sir: make a thrust at me; come in upon my time; I pray thee, good sweet-heart, come in; the air will do you Pray you let's see, sir: yes, faith, it is. Sir, here's your match; come, thou must needs be Nay, good Signior, will you regard the humour Marry, sir, your brother, Signior Prospero. Signior Lorenzo is the man: what say you, sister; shall I We'll be even with you, sir, come, Signior Bobadilla, cache = ./cache/3694.txt txt = ./txt/3694.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 4003 author = Shaw, Bernard title = Androcles and the Lion date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 16645 sentences = 1998 flesch = 89 summary = Overture; forest sounds, roaring of lions, Christian hymn too sick to eat a nice little Christian man for um's breakfast? Oh, a nice little Christian man will get um's thorn out for um; and then um shall eat the nice Christian man and the nice the brave big lion can bear pain, not like the little crybaby A CHRISTIAN (cheerfully) God bless you, Captain. But I think the Captain meant us to laugh, Centurion. prisoners: Ferrovius, Androcles, and Spintho. FERROVIUS (slowly turning his great eyes on him) Yes, by the LAVINIA (laughing) You know, Ferrovius, I am not always a sitting at ease, waiting, like the Christians, for their turn in Yes: that's just like a Christian: think only of passage; and the Captain comes from the Emperor's box and The persecution shall cease: if Christians can fight like Androcles rushes after the lion; captain to his Christian prisoners. cache = ./cache/4003.txt txt = ./txt/4003.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 4011 author = Jonson, Ben title = Epicoene; Or, The Silent Woman date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 50492 sentences = 6567 flesch = 90 summary = that your ladies come to see, if I have credit afore sir Daw. TRUE: Yes sir: and then comes reeking home of vapour and sweat, CLER: Master True-wit, lady, a friend of ours. TRUE: Why, sir, he has been a great man at the Bear-garden in his CLER [COMING FORWARD WITH DAW.]: Why, do not you know it, sir LA-F: Are the ladies come, sir John Daw, and your mistress? CLER: Will you speak so kindly to sir John Daw, that has done you TRUE: Nay, faith, in this, sir, she speaks but reason: and, TRUE: Nay sir, you must kiss the ladies; you must not go away, now: TRUE: But he shall not, sir, by your leave. MOR: By no means, good sir; on to the rest: shall you ever come TRUE: Why, an it must, it shall, sir, they say: they'll ne'er DAW: It is true indeed, sir? cache = ./cache/4011.txt txt = ./txt/4011.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 3771 author = Jonson, Ben title = Cynthia's Revels; Or, The Fountain of Self-Love date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 55356 sentences = 6668 flesch = 88 summary = appears that Jonson, like Shakespeare, began life as an actor, and This makes Jonson, like Dryden in his time, and Jonson's comedy of humours, in a word, conceived of stage Marry, that you shall not speak the prologue sir. of his play is "Cynthia's Revels," as any man that hath hope to be Philautia, or Self-love, a court lady: Mercury follows Hedon, the I think I shall affect you, sir. Good faith, this hat hath possest mine eye exceedingly; 'tis Come, you shall look back upon the court again to-day, and Yes, sir, trembling; I shall do it better when I come to it. Well, sir, I'll enter again; her title shall be, "My dear Come sit down: troth, and you be good beauties, let's run Come sweet lady, in good truth I'll have it, you shall not Good faith, if it do not, sir, let your mistress be judge. cache = ./cache/3771.txt txt = ./txt/3771.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 2906 author = Galsworthy, John title = The Silver Box: A Comedy in Three Acts date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 19373 sentences = 3180 flesch = 99 summary = putting hands to his head, and staring hard at Mrs. Jones.] Look And I tell him Mrs. Barthwick wouldn't like him Come, John, you know Jack did n't mean anything; he Yes, sir; I've looked all over the house. Wheeler and Mrs. Jones, Sir. BARTHWICK. JONES, Yes, sir, they all three go to school every day. Yes, Sir. Of course I can't say he does n't drink, Yes, sir; and of course after he lost his place he Yes, Sir; I know nobody can help me. [Exchanging glances with his wife.] By the way, Mrs. Jones--I think it is only fair to tell you, a silver cigarette-box JONES comes forward to the table and tries to take the box; If I were you, sir, I should let things take their course. [Opening the window, and looking out quietly.] It's Mrs. Jones's little boy, ma'am; he came here after his mother. cache = ./cache/2906.txt txt = ./txt/2906.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 37195 author = Farquhar, George title = The Beaux-Stratagem: A comedy in five acts date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 22379 sentences = 3958 flesch = 98 summary = _Bon._ Why, sir, the man's well enough; says little, thinks less, and _Mrs. Sul._ But I must tell you, sir, that this is not to be borne. _Mrs. Sul._ Have a care of coming near his temples, Scrub, for fear you _Mrs. Sul._ You like nothing; your time is not come; love and death have _Mrs. Sul._ O, sir, I thank you--What a handsome bow the fellow made! _Arch._ In very good hands, sir--You were taken just now with one of _Mrs. Sul._ Pray, sir, [_To_ ARCHER.] how d'ye like that piece? _Mrs. Sul._ Pray, sir, what head is that in the corner, there? _Mrs. Sul._ A famous hand, sir. _Mrs. Sul._ What shall we do, sir? _Arch._ Come hither, brother Scrub; don't you know me? _Mrs. Sul._ Oh, with you, dear sir, with you. _Arch._ Ay, my lady, a bed would do very well----Madam, [_To_ MRS. cache = ./cache/37195.txt txt = ./txt/37195.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 37012 author = Farquhar, George title = The Recruiting Officer date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 21586 sentences = 3624 flesch = 99 summary = discovered Serjeant Kite in his own Regiment, and Captain Plume in his _Plume._ 'Tis the way of them all----Come, Worthy, your obsequious _Kite._ You know, sir, that you sent me to comfort the good woman in the _Plume._ Let's away, then.--Mr. Kite, go to the lady, with my humble _Wor._ Hold, Kite--have you seen the other recruiting captain? _Plume._ But, sir, was that country gentleman your friend and _Kite._ Lack-a-day, sir, not I----only that I believe I shall marry her _Wor._ Do you know one Captain Plume, sir? _Plume._ Twenty thousand things--I would--but--now, sir, pray--Devil _Kite._ Sir, if you please---[_Goes to whisper_ PLUME. _Syl._ Then I will tell you, Captain Brazen, [_To Plume_.] that you are _Plume._ Then you won't list with Captain Brazen? _Kite._ Sir, he in the plain coat is Captain Plume; I am his serjeant, _Syl._ Captain Plume, I despise your listing money; if I do serve, 'tis cache = ./cache/37012.txt txt = ./txt/37012.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 32419 author = Farquhar, George title = The Constant Couple; Or, A Trip to the Jubilee: A Comedy, in Five Acts date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 21518 sentences = 3329 flesch = 95 summary = _Colonel S._ Sir Harry, I'm your humble servant. _Vizard._ But, pray, Sir Harry, tell us some news of your travels. _Vizard._ And suppose there were, you know the colonel can fight, Sir lady, (no disparagement to your honour, Sir Harry) I assure you. _Lady L._ What Sir Harry, Colonel? _Colonel S._ Sir Harry Wildair, madam. _Lady D._ [Reads.] _Madam----Earnest inclination to serve----Sir _Lady D._ Sir Harry, your conversation with Mr. Vizard argues you a _Enter_ SIR HARRY WILDAIR, COLONEL STANDARD _following_. _Colonel S._ You're a happy man, Sir Harry, who are never out of humour. _Colonel S._ But to be mistaken in your opinion, sir; if the Lady _Lady L._ Now shall I get the old monster well beaten, and Sir Harry _Colonel S._ D'ye know Sir Harry Wildair? _Tom._ Madam, I am looking for Sir Harry Wildair; I saw him come in here _Lady L._ Shall I be free with you, Sir Harry? cache = ./cache/32419.txt txt = ./txt/32419.txt === reduce.pl bib === id = 38759 author = Destouches, Néricault title = Next Door Neighbours: A Comedy; In Three Acts date = pages = extension = .txt mime = text/plain words = 13098 sentences = 1809 flesch = 94 summary = your master.--Sir George, Heaven bless him! For shame.--My lady, I have no doubt, will soon cure Sir George of his Ah, my lady, what a charming thing to have such a lover--Sir George LADY CAROLINE.--SIR GEORGE _enters at the opposite door, dear Sir George command my purse at any time--all it contains, will Sir, I would speak a single word to you, if you will be so good as to _Enter_ SIR GEORGE, _followed by_ BLUNTLY. Yes, sir, I saw her late last night in Mr. Blackman's house--she [SIR GEORGE _looks at him with a careless familiarity_--BLUNTLY I am glad, Sir George, I have found you alone, for I come to speak to Sir George, my father, liberated from prison by your bounty, is come to a lost daughter of Sir George's father, the other half of the _Enter_ SIR GEORGE _and_ BLACKMAN. WILLFORD _enter_)--Yes, Sir George, here is that sister, whom those cache = ./cache/38759.txt txt = ./txt/38759.txt Building ./etc/reader.txt 3695 4039 4011 3418 4766 5333 number of items: 28 sum of words: 715,238 average size in words: 27,509 average readability score: 92 nouns: sir; man; face; time; faith; nothing; men; hand; lady; way; life; thing; gentleman; woman; day; love; master; house; name; head; brother; wife; friend; heart; world; money; play; part; word; father; door; court; night; place; things; fellow; one; gentlemen; company; people; captain; enter; matter; scene; humour; eyes; sister; room; comedy; hands verbs: is; have; be; do; ''s; was; are; had; know; has; come; see; am; were; make; go; think; say; take; did; let; been; give; tell; made; ''m; does; put; get; speak; look; ''re; done; pray; comes; hear; said; find; being; mean; call; keep; ''ve; believe; told; used; want; goes; leave; thought adjectives: good; other; true; more; own; little; such; old; great; poor; much; first; many; young; dear; last; same; better; fair; sweet; best; sure; whole; small; new; fine; right; ready; excellent; certain; long; worth; full; least; english; happy; most; afraid; common; particular; honest; strange; glad; public; free; less; only; next; short; sorry adverbs: not; so; n''t; now; here; then; up; out; very; never; too; well; as; only; more; most; again; there; down; in; away; ever; off; yet; still; all; just; indeed; much; back; thus; once; even; on; first; rather; no; else; quite; always; enough; really; over; perhaps; long; far; better; before; at; presently pronouns: i; you; it; he; his; my; your; me; him; her; she; they; we; them; their; our; us; himself; myself; thy; thee; its; yourself; mine; ''em; ''s; themselves; yours; herself; itself; one; on''t; ourselves; thyself; em; ours; oneself; ye; meself; do''t; i''m; theirs; is''t; ay; wi; yourselves; you''re; tt; thou; hers proper nouns: _; sir; jonson; lady; mrs; thou; madam; lord; arch; mrs.; mr; mr.; broadbent; sub; sul; exit; barthwick; brassbound; aim; george; god; enter; cicely; mos; h.; captain; johnny; march; aside; jones; cob; plume; shakespeare; larry; master; heaven; dor; howard; julia; scrub; mat; jack; bob; juno; london; .; mer; mary; nora; mor keywords: sir; enter; shakespeare; man; lady; jonson; humour; good; gifford; ben; like; exit; mrs; mr.; henslowe; god; marston; come; bon; aside; thomas; sul; scrub; mrs.; mor; mer; mel; master; london; know; gib; george; dor; dame; cob; clem; cher; captain; brisk; bob; arch; ana; aim; wor; woman; wellbred; walter; wal; voltore; volt one topic; one dimension: sir file(s): ./cache/19094.txt titles(s): Magic A Fantastic Comedy three topics; one dimension: sir; sir; mrs file(s): ./cache/3695.txt, ./cache/21334.txt, ./cache/3612.txt titles(s): Every Man out of His Humour | The Beaux-Stratagem | John Bull''s Other Island five topics; three dimensions: sir jonson good; sir lady ll; march mr mrs; lady sir brassbound; leans exhibiting recruit file(s): ./cache/3695.txt, ./cache/21334.txt, ./cache/3612.txt, ./cache/3418.txt, titles(s): Every Man out of His Humour | The Beaux-Stratagem | John Bull''s Other Island | Captain Brassbound''s Conversion | The Sentimentalists Type: gutenberg title: subject-englishDramaComedy-gutenberg date: 2021-06-06 time: 14:06 username: emorgan patron: Eric Morgan email: emorgan@nd.edu input: facet_subject:"English drama (Comedy)" ==== make-pages.sh htm files ==== make-pages.sh complex files ==== make-pages.sh named enities ==== making bibliographics id: 19094 author: Chesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith) title: Magic A Fantastic Comedy date: words: 15361.0 sentences: 2576.0 pages: flesch: 94.0 cache: ./cache/19094.txt txt: ./txt/19094.txt summary: [_Laughing also._] By the way, you call it a conjuring trick that Yes; I think I know the sort of thing. Now the Duke thinks a conjurer would just meet to a table with the papers._] You know Mr. Carleon is coming this [_Turning to the other two._] My nephew, Dr. Grimthorpe, Morris, you know, Miss Carleon''s brother from America. believe in looking at both sides of a question, you know. comes nearer and nearer, and_ SMITH _turns suddenly to the_ DOCTOR. I should know he was a wizard if he played no tricks. The whole point of being a conjurer is that you won''t explain a thing [_Thinking._] Yes, you did tell me a great deal of the truth. I would like to have those old conjurers here that called these modern conjuring tricks are simply the old miracles when they have I suppose you know there are things men never tell to women. id: 1191 author: Congreve, William title: The Double-Dealer: A Comedy date: words: 28264.0 sentences: 3564.0 pages: flesch: 96.0 cache: ./cache/1191.txt txt: ./txt/1191.txt summary: MASKWELL, a villain; pretended friend to Mellefont, gallant to Lady Oh, my dear Mellefont, let me perish if thou art not the soul of MELLEFONT, CARELESS, LORD FROTH, BRISK. charmingly; nay, my lord, you shan''t kiss it so much; I shall grow [LADY PLYANT _and_ SIR PAUL _come up to_ MELLEFONT.] Pray, good, dear my lord, let me beg you do now. Mellefont, get out o'' th'' way, my Lady Plyant''s coming, and I CARELESS, SIR PAUL, LADY PLYANT, BOY _with a letter_. CARELESS, SIR PAUL, LADY PLYANT. CARELESS, SIR PAUL, LADY PLYANT. CYNTHIA, LORD FROTH, LADY FROTH, BRISK. LADY PLYANT, SIR PAUL, CYNTHIA. but I can neither find my lord nor my lady to know what they intend. Sir Paul, gads-bud, you''re an uncivil person, let me tell you, shall know my thoughts: or think he does. Come, my dear, shall we take leave of my lord and lady? id: 38759 author: Destouches, Néricault title: Next Door Neighbours: A Comedy; In Three Acts date: words: 13098.0 sentences: 1809.0 pages: flesch: 94.0 cache: ./cache/38759.txt txt: ./txt/38759.txt summary: your master.--Sir George, Heaven bless him! For shame.--My lady, I have no doubt, will soon cure Sir George of his Ah, my lady, what a charming thing to have such a lover--Sir George LADY CAROLINE.--SIR GEORGE _enters at the opposite door, dear Sir George command my purse at any time--all it contains, will Sir, I would speak a single word to you, if you will be so good as to _Enter_ SIR GEORGE, _followed by_ BLUNTLY. Yes, sir, I saw her late last night in Mr. Blackman''s house--she [SIR GEORGE _looks at him with a careless familiarity_--BLUNTLY I am glad, Sir George, I have found you alone, for I come to speak to Sir George, my father, liberated from prison by your bounty, is come to a lost daughter of Sir George''s father, the other half of the _Enter_ SIR GEORGE _and_ BLACKMAN. WILLFORD _enter_)--Yes, Sir George, here is that sister, whom those id: 21334 author: Farquhar, George title: The Beaux-Stratagem date: words: 30352.0 sentences: 4080.0 pages: flesch: 95.0 cache: ./cache/21334.txt txt: ./txt/21334.txt summary: I don''t know how, sir; she would not let the ale Why, sir, the man ''s well enough; says little, thinks Yes, sir, he''s a man of pleasure; he plays at Who shall I tell him, sir, would-''Tis more than I deserve, sir, for I don''t know And pray, sir, how came I by the honour of seeing Very well, sir; you may know him, as the saying Madam, the ladies pay best; the honour of know, sir, that I am bound, nay, must be tied up in In very good hands, sir. Come, sir, your servant has been telling me [_To Archer_.] Pray, sir, how d''ye like that Pray, sir, as the saying is, let me ask you one Sir, I know that my two hands are naturally With all my heart, sir; my Lady Bountiful is my _Enter Sir Charles Freeman and Mrs Sullen_. id: 37195 author: Farquhar, George title: The Beaux-Stratagem: A comedy in five acts date: words: 22379.0 sentences: 3958.0 pages: flesch: 98.0 cache: ./cache/37195.txt txt: ./txt/37195.txt summary: _Bon._ Why, sir, the man''s well enough; says little, thinks less, and _Mrs. Sul._ But I must tell you, sir, that this is not to be borne. _Mrs. Sul._ Have a care of coming near his temples, Scrub, for fear you _Mrs. Sul._ You like nothing; your time is not come; love and death have _Mrs. Sul._ O, sir, I thank you--What a handsome bow the fellow made! _Arch._ In very good hands, sir--You were taken just now with one of _Mrs. Sul._ Pray, sir, [_To_ ARCHER.] how d''ye like that piece? _Mrs. Sul._ Pray, sir, what head is that in the corner, there? _Mrs. Sul._ A famous hand, sir. _Mrs. Sul._ What shall we do, sir? _Arch._ Come hither, brother Scrub; don''t you know me? _Mrs. Sul._ Oh, with you, dear sir, with you. _Arch._ Ay, my lady, a bed would do very well----Madam, [_To_ MRS. id: 37012 author: Farquhar, George title: The Recruiting Officer date: words: 21586.0 sentences: 3624.0 pages: flesch: 99.0 cache: ./cache/37012.txt txt: ./txt/37012.txt summary: discovered Serjeant Kite in his own Regiment, and Captain Plume in his _Plume._ ''Tis the way of them all----Come, Worthy, your obsequious _Kite._ You know, sir, that you sent me to comfort the good woman in the _Plume._ Let''s away, then.--Mr. Kite, go to the lady, with my humble _Wor._ Hold, Kite--have you seen the other recruiting captain? _Plume._ But, sir, was that country gentleman your friend and _Kite._ Lack-a-day, sir, not I----only that I believe I shall marry her _Wor._ Do you know one Captain Plume, sir? _Plume._ Twenty thousand things--I would--but--now, sir, pray--Devil _Kite._ Sir, if you please---[_Goes to whisper_ PLUME. _Syl._ Then I will tell you, Captain Brazen, [_To Plume_.] that you are _Plume._ Then you won''t list with Captain Brazen? _Kite._ Sir, he in the plain coat is Captain Plume; I am his serjeant, _Syl._ Captain Plume, I despise your listing money; if I do serve, ''tis id: 32419 author: Farquhar, George title: The Constant Couple; Or, A Trip to the Jubilee: A Comedy, in Five Acts date: words: 21518.0 sentences: 3329.0 pages: flesch: 95.0 cache: ./cache/32419.txt txt: ./txt/32419.txt summary: _Colonel S._ Sir Harry, I''m your humble servant. _Vizard._ But, pray, Sir Harry, tell us some news of your travels. _Vizard._ And suppose there were, you know the colonel can fight, Sir lady, (no disparagement to your honour, Sir Harry) I assure you. _Lady L._ What Sir Harry, Colonel? _Colonel S._ Sir Harry Wildair, madam. _Lady D._ [Reads.] _Madam----Earnest inclination to serve----Sir _Lady D._ Sir Harry, your conversation with Mr. Vizard argues you a _Enter_ SIR HARRY WILDAIR, COLONEL STANDARD _following_. _Colonel S._ You''re a happy man, Sir Harry, who are never out of humour. _Colonel S._ But to be mistaken in your opinion, sir; if the Lady _Lady L._ Now shall I get the old monster well beaten, and Sir Harry _Colonel S._ D''ye know Sir Harry Wildair? _Tom._ Madam, I am looking for Sir Harry Wildair; I saw him come in here _Lady L._ Shall I be free with you, Sir Harry? id: 4766 author: Galsworthy, John title: Windows date: words: 19525.0 sentences: 3427.0 pages: flesch: 103.0 cache: ./cache/4766.txt txt: ./txt/4766.txt summary: March, with dots and dashes of Mary and Johnny thrown in. bottom of the left-hand window, and goes, followed by JOHNNY. Excuse me, Mr Bly, I think Nature got hold of that before you. Mary, Johnny must have been awfully like the Government. in another little soft look at MR MARCH, as she and MR BLY go out. That girl, Faith Bly, wants to come here as parlour-maid. [COOK beams] She knows much more about a girl like that than we We had a girl like her, I remember, in your dear mother''s time, The door is opened, and MRS MARCH''S voice says: "Cook--a minute!" JOHNNY catches the look, jibs ever so little, and goes This Mr March--he''s like all these novel-writers--thinks ''e knows She goes towards the door, turns to look at FAITH still clearing the MRS MARCH, who comes in and goes to the writing table, Left Back, id: 2906 author: Galsworthy, John title: The Silver Box: A Comedy in Three Acts date: words: 19373.0 sentences: 3180.0 pages: flesch: 99.0 cache: ./cache/2906.txt txt: ./txt/2906.txt summary: putting hands to his head, and staring hard at Mrs. Jones.] Look And I tell him Mrs. Barthwick wouldn''t like him Come, John, you know Jack did n''t mean anything; he Yes, sir; I''ve looked all over the house. Wheeler and Mrs. Jones, Sir. BARTHWICK. JONES, Yes, sir, they all three go to school every day. Yes, Sir. Of course I can''t say he does n''t drink, Yes, sir; and of course after he lost his place he Yes, Sir; I know nobody can help me. [Exchanging glances with his wife.] By the way, Mrs. Jones--I think it is only fair to tell you, a silver cigarette-box JONES comes forward to the table and tries to take the box; If I were you, sir, I should let things take their course. [Opening the window, and looking out quietly.] It''s Mrs. Jones''s little boy, ma''am; he came here after his mother. id: 4081 author: Jonson, Ben title: The Alchemist date: words: 49390.0 sentences: 7527.0 pages: flesch: 92.0 cache: ./cache/4081.txt txt: ./txt/4081.txt summary: appears that Jonson, like Shakespeare, began life as an actor, and Jonson''s comedy of humours, in a word, conceived of stage Good faith, sir, I was going away. Come, noble doctor, pray thee let''s prevail; Good words, sir. Good deeds, sir, doctor dogs-meat. And I would know by art, sir, of your worship, Sir Epicure, I shall leave you. Let me find grace, sir, in your eyes; the man Sir, as he likes, his sister, he says, shall come. O sir, you''re come in the only finest time.-Nay, good sir, Nay, good sir, Nay, and by this means, sir, you shall be brother Good sir, the nobleman will come too, and take you, The man, sir, I would know? Come your ways, sir. Yes, sir; did you never see me play the Fool? Yes, sir, like unto a man Good sir, come from the door. id: 5333 author: Jonson, Ben title: Every Man in His Humor date: words: 47828.0 sentences: 6140.0 pages: flesch: 90.0 cache: ./cache/5333.txt txt: ./txt/5333.txt summary: Servo Why, sir, let this satisfy you; good faith, I had no such Good master Stephen, so you may, sir, at your pleasure. I pray, sir, is this master Knowell''s house? The same, sir; master Kitely married his sister; the rich Cob. Ay, sir: With favour of your worship''s nose, master Mathew, Bob. Who''s there!-Take away the bason, good hostess;--Come up, sir. Bob. Why, thus, sir,--make a thrust at me--[Master Mathew pushes at Kit. You shall not follow him now, I pray you, brother, good faith Wel. Sir, I must hear no ill words of my brother. Bob. Sir, I must tell you this, I am no general man; but for master Mat. Pray you, let''s see, sir; yes, faith, it is. I know not: to justice Clement''s, I think, sir--Cob! Bob. Master Kitely''s man, pray thee vouchsafe us the lighting of Cob. Marry, sir, your brother, master Wellbred-- id: 4039 author: Jonson, Ben title: Volpone; Or, The Fox date: words: 50076.0 sentences: 6978.0 pages: flesch: 90.0 cache: ./cache/4039.txt txt: ./txt/4039.txt summary: MOS: Stay, sir, your ointment for your eyes. MOS: Sir, signior Voltore is come this morning MOS: You are a happy man, sir; know your good. MOS: He ever liked your course sir; that first took him. MOS: I was a coming for you, sir. MOS: I think it were not best, sir. MOS: All, sir; ''tis your right, your own; no man MOS: This will sir, you shall send it unto me. MOS: ''Tis right, sir. MOS: The tardy hour is come, sir. MOS: Not dead, sir, but as good; MOS: Well, good sir, begone. MOS: The beauteous lady Would-be, sir. MOS: Sir ''tis true; MOS: I know not, sir, MOS: I know not, sir, MOS: Sir, your father hath sent word, And I''ll take care no man shall come unto you, sir. MOS: Nay, good, sir. MOS: Who''s that?--O, sir, most timely welcome-MOS: Good sir. MOS: Good sir. id: 3695 author: Jonson, Ben title: Every Man out of His Humour date: words: 60022.0 sentences: 5762.0 pages: flesch: 88.0 cache: ./cache/3695.txt txt: ./txt/3695.txt summary: when you come to plays, be humorous, look with a good starch''d face, and [REAPPEARS AT THE WINDOW.] My lady will come presently, sir. Good signior Fungoso, I shall request to know you better, sir. Nay, pray you sir; we shall meet at signior Deliro''s often. You say well, sir: faith, signior Deliro, I am come to have you Come, good sir: ''slid, I had forgot it In good time, sir. In faith, sir, the hat''s as good as any man in this town can serve Good faith, sir, it makes you have an excellent body. Faith, sir, ''tis too little'' but upon farther hopes -Good morrow Good lord, how shall I study to deserve this kindness of you sir! Faith, sir Puntarvolo, go to the court, and take leave of the ladies I''faith, sweet lady, that you shall; see, here he comes. Good sirs, let me go, ''tis Friday id: 3694 author: Jonson, Ben title: Every Man in His Humour date: words: 46657.0 sentences: 6116.0 pages: flesch: 90.0 cache: ./cache/3694.txt txt: ./txt/3694.txt summary: appears that Jonson, like Shakespeare, began life as an actor, and Jonson''s comedy of humours, in a word, conceived of stage Ay, I know that sir, I would not have come else: how doth think I have a world of good jests for thee: oh, sir, I You have an excellent good leg, sir: I pray you pardon me. Mass, sir, and now you speak of the fashion, Signior Why, thus, sir: make a thrust at me; come in upon my time; I pray thee, good sweet-heart, come in; the air will do you Pray you let''s see, sir: yes, faith, it is. Sir, here''s your match; come, thou must needs be Nay, good Signior, will you regard the humour Marry, sir, your brother, Signior Prospero. Signior Lorenzo is the man: what say you, sister; shall I We''ll be even with you, sir, come, Signior Bobadilla, id: 4011 author: Jonson, Ben title: Epicoene; Or, The Silent Woman date: words: 50492.0 sentences: 6567.0 pages: flesch: 90.0 cache: ./cache/4011.txt txt: ./txt/4011.txt summary: that your ladies come to see, if I have credit afore sir Daw. TRUE: Yes sir: and then comes reeking home of vapour and sweat, CLER: Master True-wit, lady, a friend of ours. TRUE: Why, sir, he has been a great man at the Bear-garden in his CLER [COMING FORWARD WITH DAW.]: Why, do not you know it, sir LA-F: Are the ladies come, sir John Daw, and your mistress? CLER: Will you speak so kindly to sir John Daw, that has done you TRUE: Nay, faith, in this, sir, she speaks but reason: and, TRUE: Nay sir, you must kiss the ladies; you must not go away, now: TRUE: But he shall not, sir, by your leave. MOR: By no means, good sir; on to the rest: shall you ever come TRUE: Why, an it must, it shall, sir, they say: they''ll ne''er DAW: It is true indeed, sir? id: 3771 author: Jonson, Ben title: Cynthia''s Revels; Or, The Fountain of Self-Love date: words: 55356.0 sentences: 6668.0 pages: flesch: 88.0 cache: ./cache/3771.txt txt: ./txt/3771.txt summary: appears that Jonson, like Shakespeare, began life as an actor, and This makes Jonson, like Dryden in his time, and Jonson''s comedy of humours, in a word, conceived of stage Marry, that you shall not speak the prologue sir. of his play is "Cynthia''s Revels," as any man that hath hope to be Philautia, or Self-love, a court lady: Mercury follows Hedon, the I think I shall affect you, sir. Good faith, this hat hath possest mine eye exceedingly; ''tis Come, you shall look back upon the court again to-day, and Yes, sir, trembling; I shall do it better when I come to it. Well, sir, I''ll enter again; her title shall be, "My dear Come sit down: troth, and you be good beauties, let''s run Come sweet lady, in good truth I''ll have it, you shall not Good faith, if it do not, sir, let your mistress be judge. id: 3480 author: Knowles, James Sheridan title: The Hunchback date: words: 22668.0 sentences: 4215.0 pages: flesch: 102.0 cache: ./cache/3480.txt txt: ./txt/3480.txt summary: powers tell upon the public, won the heart of the great actor of his day, Sir Thomas, I can help thee to a wife, Sir Thomas, it shall bear thee to the bower I''ll learn of thee, love, when I''d know a clerk! That cousin''s nearer to thy heart than blood. [Enter MASTER WALTER and HELEN.--JULIA, disconcerted, retires with the For thy sake, good Sir Thomas; for I like thee. Thou wouldst not break thy heart for Master Walter? [SIR THOMAS, JULIA, and HELEN come forward.] Thou hast worked with thy pencil and slate, Master Thomas! Comes not Master Walter back to-day? As for love--look, sir, How know you, sir, his lordship is at home? Indeed thou art, to love the man To win thee thine, thou know''st, at any time Could Ovid, cousin, teach thee to make love? I call thee Clifford, and thou call''st me madam! Come to thy father''s heart! id: 4497 author: Meredith, George title: The Sentimentalists date: words: nan sentences: nan pages: flesch: nan cache: txt: summary: id: 3418 author: Shaw, Bernard title: Captain Brassbound''s Conversion date: words: 29122.0 sentences: 3708.0 pages: flesch: 90.0 cache: ./cache/3418.txt txt: ./txt/3418.txt summary: forward between Sir Howard and Lady Cicely. Lady Cicely and Rankin sit down as before to receive the Captain. BRASSBOUND (turning the singular look again on Sir Howard). Lady Cicely comes to Drinkwater. Brassbound is about to ask Johnson for an explanation, when Lady Cicely good enough to let Lady Cicely Waynflete know that. Captain Brassbound: if you can frighten Lady Cicely, you LADY CICELY (putting down the jar, and coming between Brassbound and DRINKWATER (aside to Sir Howard, as Brassbound turns contemptuously away Lady Cicely comes forward between Brassbound Sir Howard Hallam and Lady Cicely Waynflete, in the Cadi''s jurisdiction. (He comes back.) The Cadi didn''t know that Captain Brassbound KEARNEY (coming between Sir Howard and Lady Cicely). (Sir Howard turns and looks at Rankin Then Captain Brassbound and Sir Howard But Sir Howard told me yesterday that Captain Brassbound SIR HOWARD (to Lady Cicely). SIR HOWARD (to Lady Cicely). id: 3544 author: Shaw, Bernard title: How He Lied to Her Husband date: words: 8768.0 sentences: 910.0 pages: flesch: 91.0 cache: ./cache/3544.txt txt: ./txt/3544.txt summary: In 1905 Mr Daly produced Mrs Warren''s Profession in New York. I hope Mrs Warren''s Profession will be played everywhere, in season and Can Tell, written by the infamous author of Mrs Warren''s Profession, and a hand mirror, a fan, a pair of long white gloves, and a little white presses his hands to his eyes to shut out reality and dream a little; takes his hands down and shakes his head with a little smile of rebuke the world, Henry, you''d know that in a large family, though the sisters boy, Henry; but [throwing his hand away fretfully] you''re no use. Mrs Bompas, let that glove alone: you look like a pickpocket. When Mrs Bompas told me her name was Aurora, I couldn''t HER HUSBAND [breaking out in Henry''s face] Let me tell you that Mrs dream of writing poems to Mrs Bompas! What is Mrs Bompas to you, I''d like to know. id: 3485 author: Shaw, Bernard title: Annajanska, the Bolshevik Empress date: words: 5197.0 sentences: 743.0 pages: flesch: 92.0 cache: ./cache/3485.txt txt: ./txt/3485.txt summary: Miller as Schneidekind, and Randle Ayrton as General Strammfest. An office table with a telephone, writing materials, official papers, General Strammfest enters, followed by Lieutenant Schneidekind. Strammfest, who comes to the table. His daughter the Grand Duchess Annajanska, she whom the Yes, Sir. STRAMMFEST. STRAMMFEST [snatching the telephone and listening for the answer]. [To Schneidekind.] The swine says that the Grand Duchess is a devil The Grand Duchess bursts into the room, dragging with her two exhausted THE GRAND DUCHESS [to the soldiers]. Don''t call me prisoner, General Strammfest. [Schneidekind sits down.] Comrade Annajanska, you have eloped with a Only officers who are eloping with grand duchesses wear court uniform: otherwise the grand duchesses could not be seen with and to his examination of the Grand Duchess.] This officer travelled SCHNEIDEKIND [reaching out with the pistol to the Grand Duchess]. Strammfest, you know that your You have your orders, General Strammfest: save the id: 3612 author: Shaw, Bernard title: John Bull''s Other Island date: words: 38059.0 sentences: 4535.0 pages: flesch: 91.0 cache: ./cache/3612.txt txt: ./txt/3612.txt summary: BROADBENT [chuckling] Wrong for once, Tim. My friend Mr Doyle is nation, but to visit my father and Aunt Judy and Nora Reilly and Don''t despair, Larry, old boy: things may look more a man knows, and the farther he travels, the more likely he Cornelius Doyle, Larry''s father; and Broadbent, all in overcoats carefully] Arra, come home, Mr Broadbent; and get your senses Next morning Broadbent and Larry are sitting at the ends of a chair, like the two occupied by Larry and Broadbent, has a Cornelius Doyle, Father Dempsey, Barney Doran, and Matthew We want a new class o man in parliament: one dhat knows HODSON [coming between Broadbent and Larry]. Broadbent, deferentially] Of course I know a gentleman like you Nora, Aunt Judy, Keegan, Larry, and Cornelius are left efficiently [Broadbent and Larry look quickly at one another; for BROADBENT [coming down the hill again to Keegan''s right hand]. id: 3488 author: Shaw, Bernard title: Great Catherine (Whom Glory Still Adores) date: words: 14107.0 sentences: 1906.0 pages: flesch: 88.0 cache: ./cache/3488.txt txt: ./txt/3488.txt summary: actors, though little plays do not live nearly so long as the worst of the Prince will see the captain, little darling? Little Father, this is the English captain, Little Father, this is the English captain, [To Edstaston.] Come, you shall tell the joke to the Empress: she is by PATIOMKIN [lifting him in his arms like a father carrying a little boy]. PATIOMKIN [carrying Edstaston through the antechamber]. Captain Edstaston, the Empress is Captain Edstaston: his Highness Prince Patiomkin sends you God knows we have no orders to harm you, Little Mother. Catherine and Edstaston are now alone. Catherine and Edstaston are now alone. [To Catherine.] Darling Little Mother: you have a [To Catherine.] Will your Majesty be good CATHERINE [to Patiomkin]. The English captain wants you, little darling. PATIOMKIN [rushing from the Empress''s side to Claire and falling on his [Patiomkin throws her into Edstaston''s CATHERINE [pushing Edstaston towards Claire]. id: 3486 author: Shaw, Bernard title: The Inca of Perusalem: An Almost Historical Comedietta date: words: 8396.0 sentences: 1122.0 pages: flesch: 90.0 cache: ./cache/3486.txt txt: ./txt/3486.txt summary: The Inca of Perusalem was performed for the first time in England by Ermyntrude turns imperiously to the Manager.] Her Highness thing to be a princess: they just marry you to anyone they like. Inca is to come and look at me, and pick out whichever of his sons he in Perusalem, because the Inca has made war on everybody. Manager.] Show Her Highness to her bedroom; and then show Captain Duval case in his hand, returns, ushering in the Inca. I come on behalf of the Inca of Perusalem. You know, if I had a moustache like that, it would turn my He is everybody''s Inca, madam. The Inca had kept the peace of years. You want me to marry one of the Inca''s everybody knows what the Inca''s uncle was. The fools talk of crushing the Inca; but they little know Send the Inca to St Helena, madam, id: 3487 author: Shaw, Bernard title: Augustus Does His Bit: A True-to-Life Farce date: words: 7220.0 sentences: 992.0 pages: flesch: 91.0 cache: ./cache/3487.txt txt: ./txt/3487.txt summary: I wish to express my gratitude for certain good offices which Augustus how to win the war with Augustus on their backs, well-meaning, brave, Augustus stood like the Eddystone in a storm, and stands so to this day. AUGUSTUS [hastily putting aside his paper and replacing his feet on the Well, it stands to reason if the Germans wanted to spy they AUGUSTUS [taking up the telephone receiver.] Hallo. THE CLERK [to Augustus]. Are you Lord Augustus Highcastle? brother-in-law''s name in the German casualty list. the War Office, Hungerford Highcastle, Blueloo as you call him, I don''t made up their minds that the German War Office is everything that mean by taking my office staff? [Augustus comes back to the table to look at it.] Oh, how Augustus returns to the writing-table smiling, and takes THE LADY [sitting down in Augustus''s chair to speak into the telephone]. id: 3830 author: Shaw, Bernard title: Overruled date: words: 13779.0 sentences: 1583.0 pages: flesch: 89.0 cache: ./cache/3830.txt txt: ./txt/3830.txt summary: I may just add that Mr. Sibthorpe Juno''s view that morality demands, not that we should behave the matter is that I am what people call a good man. beautiful woman, and knowing that there is a husband round the corner? me promise never to make love to a married woman. JUNO [darkly] You think it goes on respectably; but I can tell you as a JUNO [rising, with a growing sense of injury] Look here, Mrs. Lunn: do JUNO [rising] You make love to another man to my face! LUNN [to Mrs. Juno] I hope you''ll come and stay with us now that you and Gregory are such friends, Mrs. Juno. And Mrs. Juno''s a very nice woman. Gregory looks at Juno. GREGORY [facing him] I shall talk to your wife as often as she''ll let Lunn: I love your wife; and that''s all about it. Well, Mrs. Juno is not your wife, is she? id: 4003 author: Shaw, Bernard title: Androcles and the Lion date: words: 16645.0 sentences: 1998.0 pages: flesch: 89.0 cache: ./cache/4003.txt txt: ./txt/4003.txt summary: Overture; forest sounds, roaring of lions, Christian hymn too sick to eat a nice little Christian man for um''s breakfast? Oh, a nice little Christian man will get um''s thorn out for um; and then um shall eat the nice Christian man and the nice the brave big lion can bear pain, not like the little crybaby A CHRISTIAN (cheerfully) God bless you, Captain. But I think the Captain meant us to laugh, Centurion. prisoners: Ferrovius, Androcles, and Spintho. FERROVIUS (slowly turning his great eyes on him) Yes, by the LAVINIA (laughing) You know, Ferrovius, I am not always a sitting at ease, waiting, like the Christians, for their turn in Yes: that''s just like a Christian: think only of passage; and the Captain comes from the Emperor''s box and The persecution shall cease: if Christians can fight like Androcles rushes after the lion; captain to his Christian prisoners. id: 24761 author: Sheridan, Richard Brinsley title: The Rivals: A Comedy date: words: nan sentences: nan pages: flesch: nan cache: txt: summary: ==== make-pages.sh questions ==== make-pages.sh search ==== make-pages.sh topic modeling corpus Zipping study carrel