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Keying and markup guidelines are available at the Text Creation Partnership web site . eng Ethics -- Early works to 1800. Conduct of life -- Early works to 1800. 2003-06 TCP Assigned for keying and markup 2003-07 SPi Global Keyed and coded from ProQuest page images 2003-08 Marika Ismail Sampled and proofread 2003-08 Marika Ismail Text and markup reviewed and edited 2003-10 pfs Batch review (QC) and XML conversion Miscellanies UPON MORAL SUBJECTS . The Second Part. By Ieremy Collier , M. A. LONDON : Printed for Sam. Keeble at the Turks-head in Fleet street , and Io. Hindmarsh at the Golden-Ball over against the Royal-Exchange in Cornhill . 1695. THE CONTENTS . OF Fame , pag. 1 Of Musick , p. 17 Of the Value of Life , p. 27 Of the Spleen , p. 34 Of Eagerness of Desire , p. 40 Of Friendship , p. 45 Of Popularity , p. 66 A Thought , p. 72 Of the Entertainment of Books , p. 92 Of Confidence , p. 96 Of Envy , p. 100 Of the Aspect , p. 114 Against Despair , p. 121 Of Covetousness , p. 126 Of Liberty , p. 141 Of Old Age , p. 147 Of Pleasure , p. 178 TO THE READER . I Easily foresee some People will be disobliged with the Freedom of these Papers , and think themselves treated with too little Ceremony ; But unless they can disarm their pretended Adversary , and confute his Arguments , I would desire them by all means to smother their Resentments : For as bad as the World is , to appear in defence of Pride , and turn Advocate for the Devil , looks like an untoward sort of an Employment . However , to sweeten this Humour as much as may be , they may please to consider that there was no good to be done in this Case without plain Dealing : This Malady of all others must be well examined , otherwise it 's in vain to expect a Cure. 'T is to no purpose to declaim in general against a Proud Man , and to give him a great many hard Names ; for unless you point directly upon his Vice , distinguish its Nature , and discover the Weakness of that which he builds upon , every one will be sure to avoid the Charge , and parry against the Application . Farther , to abate their Censure I think it not improper to acquaint them that here are no particular Characters attempted , nor is there the least Intention to provoke or expose any Person Living . Besides when a Piece like this is drawn from so many different Faces ; the mixing of Features and Complexions , will keep the Originals from being discover'd . In short , the Design of this small Discourse is only to make Men more useful and acceptable to Society , and more easy to themselves than they generally are : And that those who over-top their Neighbours upon any considerable Account ; may manage their Advantage with that Modesty and good Humour , that none may have any just Occasion to wish them less . OF FAME . IN A DIALOGUE BETWEEN Philalethes and Philotimus . Philal. YOur Servant . I 'm afraid I may disoblige your Business : You seem to sit in a Posture of Thinking . Philot. I am so : And without more Ceremony for that Reason am glad to see you : For 't is in your Power to assist me in the Argument I am upon . Philal. I dare not say so . But pray what is it ? Philot. I was considering the Shortness of Life , and what ill Husbands we are of so slender a Fortune . We manage at that rate of Sluggishness and Neglect , as if we had a thousand Years for Leisure and Improvement . The greater Part enter only like Mutes , to fill the Stage . Sure they think themselves born to shew their Insignificancy : Why else do they make the Voyage of Life to so little Purpose , and spend their Taper in smoke and smother ? Philal. Look you ! All Metals will not shine alike . Besides , the Generality want opportunity to brighten and burnish . They are disabled by Labour and Indigence , and cannot distinguish themselves with that Advantage you seem to expect . Philot. However if they would put on , they might be remarkable in their own way . Glow-worms will shine though under a Hedg ; and when the Wine is generous the least drop will sparkle . But , like Beggars , People are willing to dissemble their Ability , and charge their Sloth upon their Impotence : Whereas if they would rowse their Spirits , and awaken their Vigour , they might probably in a short time command the Force of Nature , reduce their Business to the Art of Clock-work , and make it strike of its own accord . For if you observe , the Drudging part of Life is chiefly owing to Clumsiness and Ignorance ; which either wants proper Tools , or Skill to use them . But this is not all : For in my Opinion the Credit of the Improvement would exceed the Convenience . Philal. If every Body did their Best , and strain'd to the Extent of possibility , I grant you Things , and Persons , would be really valuable , and Admiration an Argument of Worth : But now , considering the Degeneracy of Mankind , the common Cry signifies not much . If a Man does well , let him think so , and reward himself . To creep after Applause , is a servile and precarious Satisfaction . Philot. Without Reflection ; those who despise Fame seldom deserve it . We are apt to undervalue the Purchase we cannot reach , to conceal our Poverty the better . Philal. What if 't is held too high , or I don't need it ; Is it any harm to say so ? Philot. It argues a Tincture of Conceit ; for we cannot lessen the common Opinion , without preferring our own . Philal. You know I am not singular ; but if I were , I might modestly enough appeal from Numbers to Reason ; for there the Cause must be tryed at last . Philot. I am willing to cast it upon that Issue . And to my Thinking the general Desire of Fame , if we had nothing more for 't , proves it reasonable . People of all Conditions have a Regard for publick Esteem , and are willing to be remember'd as long , and to as much advantage as may be : Now Nature does not use to spread an Inclination so wide but for significant Purposes . It seems to be given for an Incitement to Industry , a Ferment thrown into the Blood to work it up to Action . It reconciles Men to Labour and Hazard , supports their Constancy , and helps them to shake off Sloth and Despair . And as there are few unaffected with it in some measure , so it takes the firmest hold of generous Minds . 'T is a Spark which kindles upon the best Fuel , and burns brightest in the bravest Breast . Wealth and Pleasure are vulgar Aims , but 't is Glory which is the Ambition of a Hero. And when Honour has once gained the Affections , they scorn to admit a Rival . Ease , and Luxury , and Love and all , must give way to the Favorite Desire . The Man is not to be engaged by any Diversions , excepting those which second his Passion , and serve him in his Design . And it must be granted the World has not been a little obliged this way : The famous Generals , Historians , Poets , and Painters of Antiquity , whence were they produced but from this generous Principle ? This was the Passion that pushed on Themistocles and Brasidas , that raised the Stile of Thucydides ; that formed the Greatness of Philip and Alexander . This is that which gives the Heart and the Head their last Improvement ; sharpens the Invention , and the Sword ; and shews us all the Wonders of Art , of Conduct , and Courage . Had it not been for this noble Ardour . Men would have stop'd at bare Convenience : The Growth of Science and Ingenuity had been check'd , and Life not graced with so much Ornament and Magnificence . The Rhodian Colossus had been lost ; the Carian Mausoleum , and the Egyptian Pyramids unbuilt . Now why a Quality thus beneficial may not be cherished and admired , is past my Understanding . Philal. After all your magnifying of Fame , I 'm afraid 't will not hold up to your Standard . 'T is a rich Soil I grant you , but oftener cover'd with Weeds than Grain . You say it produces Heroes ; so much the worse . 'T was well if there were fewer of them : For I scarcely ever heard of any , excepting Hercules , but did more Mischief than Good. These overgrown Mortals commonly use their Will with their Right hand , and their Reason with their Left. Their Pride is their Title , and their Power puts them in Possession . Their Pomp is furnished from Rapine , and their Scarlet dyed with human Blood. To drive Justice , and Peace , and Plenty before them , is a noble Victory ; and the progress of Violence goes for Extent of Empire . To mention some of your own Instances : Pray how did Philip's glorious Humour discover it self ? Why mostly by debauching , outraging , and murthering his Neighbours . 'T is true , the Man was brave ; and had been severely handled by shewing it . He had fought himself almost to the Stumps , but still he went on : And had rather have neither Limbs , nor Senses , than Greece should have any Liberty . And am I to admire a Man because he will use himself ill , to use me worse ? And as for Alexander , what extent of Country did he Ravage , and how many Thousands were sacrificed to his Caprice ? What Famine , what Inundation , what Plague , could keep pace with him ? Did he not burn the Capital of an Empire in a Frolick ? If his Power had been equal to his Ambition , God could scarcely have made the World faster than he would have destroyed it . If Wrecks , and Ruins , and Desolations of Kingdoms , are marks of Greatness ; Why don't we worship a Tempest , and erect a Statue for the Plague ? A Panegyrick upon an Earthquake is every jot as reasonable , as upon such Conquests as these . As for the active and pressing Industry of these Men , and the Hardships they submit to ; what is it , in plain English , but indefatigable Ill-nature , and laborious Malice ? And are we in love with a Wolf for his diligence , or a Highway-man for being on the Road late , and in bad weather ? But they have Courage too . What then ? Courage , when 't is only a Second to Injustice , and falls on without Provocation , is a Disadvantage to a Character . Is a Tyger to be courted for its Fierceness ? Does the Strength of a Poyson make it the more Glorious ? Or is a Fire to be commended for being so bold as to burn a House down ? If you say they hazard their Persons , let them take what follows ; that will not mend the matter , unless their Quarrel was more defensible . He that will venture the cutting his own Throat rather than not cut mine , shall ne're be a Hero of my making , I promise you . In a word ; This thirst after Glory often transports Men into very dangerous Excesses , and makes them the Bane of the Age they live in . 'T is true , it helps to keep the World from being over-stock'd , and if that be a Credit let them make their most on 't . Your Improvement of Arts and Sciences I grant deserves Commendation , provided they were laboured to oblige the World. But if Men beat their Brains only to be talk'd of ; I think their Skill can hardly exceed their Vanity ▪ And as for those magnificent Structures you mentioned , I conceive them but small Additions to Those who built them . For what Connexion is there between a great heap of Stones , and a great Man ? Or how can you infer the one from the other ? Philot. Certainly such a stupendous Pile bespeaks the Power of him that raised it . Philal. Yes . It proves a Prince had Men and Money in abundance ; and is that such a Wonder ? Philot. I thought the Nobleness and Curiosity of the Work had proved something more . Philal. It does so . But the Credit of that does not belong to the Monarch , but the Mason . Philot. However the Prince has the Name on 't . Now methinks 't is a glorious Privilege to have one's Memory honorably handed down to after Ages ; and to stand upon Record to the latest periods of Time. To be contented with Three or Fourscore years of Breath , looks like a vulgar Satisfaction . Philal. As much Breath as you please : But pray let it come from my own Lungs , not from the Trumpet of Fame , for that 's too thin to live on . Philot. 'T is Life at second hand , and in some degree preferable to the first ; because 't is freer from Envy , and lasts longer into the bargain . Philal. A Man is longer Dead than Living ; therefore it seems he had better be the first . This Logick won't do . And as for your second hand Living , before you depend too much upon it , you would do well to try it in a parallel Instance . Philot. How is that ? Philal. Why by second hand Eating and Drinking , or doing it by Proxy . Be not surprized , the Cases are plainly alike : For if another Man 's Talking can give me a Sort of Life , why not his Eating too , especially when 't is done upon my Account ? Now if you please I will act for you in this later Business , and then see how you will thrive upon the Representation . Philot. Well! When you have said all ▪ I would not have my Name thrown into my Coffin , if I could help it . Oblivion methinks looks like Annihilation : And not be Talk'd of , is almost not to Be. Philal. Your Name ! A Chimerical Advantage ! I 'm sorry you are so solicitous to immortalize a Sound . What is Cesar the better for our knowing he was called so ? Was it worth his while to charge in Fifty Battles , only to leave a few Letters of the Alphabet behind him ? — Si decora novimus vocabula , Num scire consumptos datur ? A Name is but a weak Representation : And if the Piece was never so well finished , what signifies that which is never seen ? You mean by him for whom it was drawn ? Philal. Yes . For supposing a Man's Memory never so honorably treated at Iapan , if he was not to come there , nor receive intelligence of the Respect , what could he make on 't ? Such an unknown Ceremony would signify just as much as Adoration to a Statue : He that is insensible of the Fact , must be insensible of the Pleasure . Philot. Why cannot the Presumption of what is done give him some Satisfaction ? Philal. The Certainty of such an Advantage cannot be reasonably presumed . Many a one dyes and makes a large Provision for his Memory , and leaves it very rich in Tomb-stones , Pictures , Records , and such other Chattels of Reputation : But he is no sooner gone , but comes a Fire , a Deluge , or an Earthquake , sweeps away all the Distinctions of Condition , and buries the Great and Small in a common Obscurity . Now the Concern , for fear of such an Accident , must spoil the Pleasure of your Presumption . Besides , take Things at the best , you must expect your Memory will be much confined , and as it were banished from the greater part of the World. You are absolutely lost to all the Ages before you . And as for the rest , if you were a Prince , you would be farther unknown than known ; which makes your Obscurity greater than your Renown . What tribute of Honour had the four Empires from China , or America ? How many Nations have there been which never so much as heard of the Roman Name ? Alass ! what can a private Man expect at this rate ? What a slender Portion must fall to his Share , and that without Security ? The Customs of his Country may be changed , the Notions of Honour renversed , and the Language which should commend him worn out . Thus the conquering Goths altered the State of Things , defaced the Monuments of Antiquity , rifled the Living and the Dead , and suffered no Marks of Greatness but their own . Philot. These Casualties must be ventured ; what may be , may be otherwise . Let us overshoot the Grave as far as we can , and make the most of our Materials . Philal. What are those ? Philot. They are those Advantages of Person , Fortune , or Improvement , which every one values himself most upon . Philal. Let 's see then how durable and shining they are . Now take them in general , and you 'll find them no more than some little Progress in Art , some Smatterings in Science , some Pretensions in Figure and Station ; something remarkable it may be in Eating , Dressing , or Diversions . These are the Inclinations of no small Number : These are the Qualities they strive to excel in ; and this oftentimes is the true Inventory of their Glory . And can they think it worth their while to be remember'd by such Tokens as these ? I 'm sorry they think their Understandings will be no better improved by Dying . Philot. After all , there must be something more in the Matter : For every one is striving to fortify against the Assaults of Time. You see Artificers , Men of Learning and Fortune , get their Names wrought into their Works , and Estates , as far as they can : And for this reason the Bulk of the Inheritance is cast upon a single Person . Philal. The Vanity of some Parents makes them unnatural , and act as if they were of kin to none but the Eldest Son. 'T is true , their Project of perpetuating is common and antient too . The Scripture ( Psal. 49. ) mentions some who called their Lands after their own Names , out of the same fanciful Prospect : But mark what follows , This is their Foolishness , and yet their Posterity praise their Saying ; that is , they did as Foolishly too . Not that 't is a Folly for a Man to leave his Name upon his Estate : But to imagine that this Provision will do him any service when he is Dead , There is the Weakness . People may talk what they please of Titles for ever , and Fees Simple ; but to speak properly , there is none a Tenant longer than for Life . If this be not Law , 't is Sense , and that is as good . To come closer . When People Dye , 't is either very Well , or very Ill with them . If they miscarry they will take but little Pleasure in the Ceremony and Civilities of the Living . Then they will understand themselves too well to be flattered . Pray what would the Respect of the Company signify to a Man stretched upon the Rack ? Alass ! He is not to be relieved with such Fooleries . All the Homage and Rhetorick in the World can ne're perswade him out of his Misery . He that is contemn'd by the Wise , and punish'd by the Mighty ; what comfort can he receive by the Applause of the Little and Insignificant ? The Acclamations of an Infant , or a Parrot , would be a slender Satisfaction to one that lay bleeding under the Sentence of his Prince ; that was degraded and stigmatiz'd , tortured with pain and ignominy . Now this is the Fate of those who raise themselves upon the ruins of Conscience , wrest their Figure from Law and Justice , and seize a Greatness God never meant them . And as for those who land on the right side of the Shore ; they will have much bigger Company , much better Entertainment , than this World affords . They 'll leave their childish Fancies behind them , out-grow the Stature of mortal Desires , and scorn those little Amusements which pleased them here . All this is said on supposition that departed Spirits have the knowledg of human Affairs , which is not very probable . The other World , and this , seem too far asunder to be within Hearing . And for the Liberty of returning incognito , I believe 't is no common Privilege . When we are once dead , in all likelihood the Scene of this World is wholly withdrawn : And that we either have not the Curiosity , or the Power , to recover it . Philot. I must repeat , that this Earnestness for recommending the Memory to Posterity , is an unexstinguishable Desire . It governs in all Places , Times , and Conditions . And to think a little Philosophy can check the force and damm up the current of Nature , is a fanciful Undertaking . You might as good attempt to lay a Storm by Reasoning ; and stop a Sea-Breach by proving the Water gets nothing by overflowing . Philal. There are several Diseases as universal as the Desire you mention , and as much fixed in the Constitution ; but because they are natural , it seems we must not go about to cure them . — Philot. One Word and I have done . I say then , To baffle the Expectations of Fame is to discourage Desert . It strikes Industry almost dead , damps the Spirits , and makes the Pulse beat lazily . If your Maxims should take Place , Mens Understandings would grow downwards ; their Courage and Capacity shrink up ; and a little time would return us into the unpolish'd Ignorance of the first Ages . Philal. No. Present Necessity , and Convenience , would prevent that Consequence . And to silence your Fears more effectually , there are a great many other Motives to Merit still remaining . A Man may affect an Excellency for the sake of Improvement ; for the Satisfaction of Significancy . He may do it to excite an Emulation in others , to oblige his Posterity , to serve his Country ; and to furnish out Life to the best Advantage . Discoveries of Truth , Defence of Justice , Examples of Courage , and such other distinguishing Qualities , are allowed to entertain the Owner , and reward him for the Expence of the Practice . We may please our selves by considering that our good Deeds will survive us ; and that the World is , and is likely to be , the better for our coming into it . And if this will not satisfy you , as indeed it ought not , you may carry your Ambition to a nobler Height . I say , to a nobler Height ; for I cannot help reminding you that the Opinion of poor Mortals signifies not much . They pronounce upon imperfect Views , shoot their Bolt at random ; and want either Strength or Steadiness to hit the Mark. Their Partialities spoil their Judgment , and make them Praise and Censure without Reason or Measure . Like some Spectators in a Play , they are apt to Laugh and Admire in the wrong Place : To commend a Man for his Follies and his Faults ; or for that which is not properly his own . But to speak familiarly , There are great People in the other World : For Rank , for Merit , and Sufficiency , extreamly valuable . The Respect of These I confess is worth the Working for . Their Commendation is a Title indeed ; enough to affect the most mortified Humility . But if we expect this Honour , we must Live as it were under their Observation ; and govern our Behaviour by their Maxims . Taking this for a Rule , That with them , there is no being Great , and good for Nothing ; no Possessing without Purchase ; and nothing current , but Honesty and Virtue . Good night . OF MUSICK . I Shall say nothing concerning the Theory of Musick : Those who have a mind to inform themselves about it , may consult Boethius , Glareanus , Galtruchius , and others , who have written upon this Subject . My Business shall only be to touch a little upon the Antiquity , the Reputation , and the Force of this Science . The Antiquity of Musick reaches beyond the Flood : Iubal , Noah's Brother , is said to be Father , or first Teacher , of those who handled the Harp , and the Organ . And how far a Genius which lay that way might improve his Invention , in Seven or Eight hundred years of Life and Vigour , is not easy to imagine . So that for ought we know , an Antediluvian Air might as far exceed all the later Performances of Greece and Italy , as that World is supposed to have done the present . And how much soever This , as well as other entertaining Arts , might suffer by the Flood , by the Shortness of Life , and the Necessity of Labour ; it was not long before it emerged again : As we may learn from the Song of Moses , and the Timbrel of Miriam . Iob likewise , who is supposed no less Antient than the other , mentions several Sorts of Musical Instruments , ( Cap. 21. ) And which is observable , neither of these Divine Authors speak of them as Things newly invented . As for the Heathen , They did not forget to divert themselves this way in those earlier Ages : Linus , and Amphion , and Orpheus , and Chiron , who all lived before the Trojan War , were famous Musicians in their Times . Some of these Heroes were at the Head of the Argonautick Expedition . And therefore I cannot see why the Welch Harp , if it was Dubbed , might not make as honourable a Knighthood as the Golden Fleece ; especially since they would have Apollo for the Sovereign of their Order . To come a little Lower : Ho●er brings in Achilles relieving his Melancholy with his Lute . And Tully tells us , that the Antient Grecians , the most polished Nation at that time , did not think a Gentleman well Bred , unless he could perform his part at a Consort of Musick . Insomuch that Themistocles , though otherwise a great Person , was taxed for being defective in this Accomplishment . 'T is true , he turn'd off the Censure with a rough sort of a Jest. He knew how to take a Town , he said ; but as for Thrumming upon a Fiddle , he left it to such Finical Sparks as they were . Musick was antiently used in the best Company , and upon the greatest Occasions . 'T was the Entertainment of People of Quality : It bore a part in the Magnificence of Triumphs , and in the Solemnities of Religion . The Heathen Liturgy consisted partly in Hymns , and their Sacrifices were offer'd up with Musick , as Plutarch informs us : The Jewish Service , though with a proper diversity , was likewise thus regulated . And by the Scripture-Descriptions seems to be performed with that Exquisiteness , as if nothing but the New Ierusalem could reach the Harmony of the Old. The best Poets thought this Entertainment great enough for the Elysian Fields . And St. Iohn has brought it into Heaven , or into the Millennial Paradisiacal Earth , which is next to it . ( Rev. 14. ) Indeed Musick , when rightly order'd , cannot be prefer'd too much . For it recreates and exalts the Mind at the same time . It composes the Passions , affords a strong Pleasure , and excites a Nobleness of Thought . But of this more afterwards . The Manner of the Conveyance of Sounds , which is as it were the Basis of Musick , is unintelligible . For what can be more Strange , than that the rubbing of a little Hair and Cat-gut together , should make such a mighty Alteration in a Man that sits at a Distance ? But this Wonder of Perception is not peculiar to the Ear : For the Operations of all the Senses are in some respect incomprehensible . The Sense of Hearing , as well as that of Sight , seems to be of a Superior Order to the rest . It commands a Satisfaction at a greater Distance , strikes a finer Stroke , and makes a single Object divide it self without Lessening . For Instance : A Man may see the Light of a Candle , and hear a Voice or Instrument , as well if there be Ten in the Room , as if he was there alone . The Stream of Sounds , though cut into several Rivulets , comes as full to the Ear as if it had but one Chanel to feed . The Taste and Touch are , if one may say so , more narrow Spirited . They engross an Object to themselves , and won't let the Company share with them . They take faster Hold 't is true , but then they do not Salute so Ceremoniously . They are , comparatively , a sort of Robust , Peasantly Senses . And those who indulge them are , in reality , of the lowest Rank of Mankind . The Force of Musick is more wonderful than the Conveyance . How strangely does it awaken the Mind ? It infuses an unexpected Vigour , makes the Impression agreable and sprightly , and seems to furnish a new Capacity , as well as a new Opportunity of Satisfaction . It Raises , and Falls , and Counterchanges the Passions at an unaccountable Rate . It Charms and Transports , Ruffles and Becalms , and Governs with an almost arbitrary Authority . There is scarcely any Constitution so heavy , or any Reason so well fortified , as to be absolutely proof against it . Ulysses , as much a Hero as he was , durst not trust himself with the Syrens Voices . He knew , if he had not waxed up his Ears , they would quickly have spoiled his Philosophy . I believe the softer Musick may be the more irresistible of the two ; because the Soul has a sort of Generosity in it , which loves rather to be Courted than Stormed . However , the rougher Sounds are not without their Effect . Have you not observed a Captain at the Head of a Company , how much he is alter'd at the Beat of a Drum ? What a vigorous Motion , what an erected Posture , what an enterprizing Visage , all of a Suddain ? His Blood charges in his Veins , his Spirits jump like Gunpowder , and seem impatient to attack the Enemy . The Antients were much our Superiors in this Mystery . They knew how to Arm a Sound better , and to put more Force and Conquest in it than we understand . To give an Instance or two : Timotheus , a Grecian , was so great a Master , that he could make a Man storm and swagger like a Tempest . And then , by altering the Notes , and the Time , he would take him down again , and sweeten his Humour in a trice . One time , when Alexander was at Dinner , this Man play'd him a Phrygian Air : The Prince immediately rises , snatches up his Lance , and puts himself into a Posture of Fighting . And the Retreat was no sooner Sounded by the Change of the Harmony , but his Arms were Grounded , and his Fire extinct , and he sat down as orderly as if he had come from one of Aristotle's Lectures . I warrant you Demosthenes would have been Flourishing about such a Business a long Hour , and may be not have done it neither . But Timotheus had a nearer Cut to the Soul : He could Neck a Passion at a Stroke , and lay it a Asleep . Pythagoras once met with a Parcel of drunken Fellows , who were likely to be troublesom enough . He presently orders the Musick to play Grave , and chop into a Dorion : Upon this , they all threw away their Garlands , and were as sober and as shame-faced as one would wish . That the Musick of the Antients could command farther than the Modern , is past Dispute . Whether they were Masters of a greater Compass of Notes , or knew the Secret of varying them more artificially : Whether they adjusted the Intervals of Silence more exactly , had their Hands or their Voices farther improved , or their Instruments better contrived : Whether they had a deeper In-sight into the Philosophy of Nature , and understood the Laws of the Union of the Soul and Body more throughly ; and from thence were enabled to touch the Passions , strengthen the Sense , or prepare the Medium with greater Advantage : Whether they excell'd us in all , or in how many of these ways , Is not so Clear. However this is certain ▪ That our Improvements of this kind are little better than Alehouse-Crowds , with respect to theirs . 'T is likely this Declension of Musick has laid some Powers of the Soul perfectly asleep , for want of an Occasion strong enough to call them up ▪ But possibly we are no great Loosers by it : For the Heathens often made an ill Use of this Advantage . The Fathers declaim against their Theatre Musick , as Lewd and Licentious . No doubt 't was capable of being reformed to Manly and Religious Purposes . And , on the other hand , 't is no less probable we might have misemploy'd it as much as they did . And here it may not be improper to consider , whether there may not be some Counter Sounds ; which may give the Mind as high a Disgust , as the other can a Pleasure . For the Purpose : I believe 't is possible to invent an Instrument that shall have a quite contrary Effect to those Martial ones now in Use. An Instrument that shall sink the Spirits , and shake the Nerves , and curdle the Blood , and inspire Despair , and Cowardise , and Consternation , at a surprizing Rate . 'T is probable the Roaring of Lions , the warbling of Cats and Schritch-Owls , together with a Mixture of the howling of Dogs , judiciously imitated and compounded , might go a great way in this Invention . Whether such Anti-musick as this might not be of Service in a Camp , I shall leave to the Military Men to consider . To return . Though the Entertainments of Musick are very Engaging ; though they make a great Discovery of the Soul ; and shew it capable of strange Diversities of Pleasure : Yet to have our Passions lye at the Mercy of a little Minstrelsy ; to be Fiddled out of our Reason and Sobriety ; to have our Courage depend upon a Drum , or our Devotions on an Organ , is a Sign we are not so great as we might be . If we were proof against the charming of Sounds ; or could we have the Satisfaction without the Danger ; or raise our Minds to what pitch we pleas'd by the Strength of Thinking , it would be a nobler Instance of Power and Perfection . But such an Independency is not to be expected in this World , therefore we must manage wisely and be contented . One word of Church-Musick , and I have done . The End of Church-Musick is to relieve the Weariness of a long Attention ; to make the Mind more chearful and composed ; and to endear the Offices of Religion . It should therefore imitate the Perfume of the Iewish Tabernacle , and have as little of the Composition of common Use as is possible . There must be no Voluntary Maggots , no Military Tattoos , no Light and Galliardizing Notes ; nothing that may make the Fancy trifling , or raise an improper Thought . This would be to Prophane the Service , and bring the Play-house into the Church . Religious Harmony must be Moving , but Noble withal ; Grave , Solemn , and Seraphick . Fit for a Martyr to play , and an Angel to hear . It should be contrived so as to warm the best Blood within us , and take hold of the finest part of the Affections : To transport us with the Beauty of Holiness ; to raise us above the Satisfactions of Life , and make us ambitious of the Glories of Heaven . And without doubt if the Morals of the Quire were suitable to the Design of the Musick , it were no more than requisite . To come reeling from a Tavern , or a worse Place , into a Church , is a monstrous Incongruity . Such irregular People are much fitter for the Exercises of Penance , than Exultation . The Use of them disserves the Interest of Religion : And is in effect little better than Singing the Praises of God , through the Organ of the Devil . OF THE VALUE OF LIFE . TO quarrel with the present State of Mankind , is an ungrateful Reflection upon Providence . What if the Offices of Life are not so fine , and great , as we can fancy ; they are certainly much better than we can challenge ▪ What Pretence could Nothing have to insist upon Articles ? As long as the Conveniences of Being may , if we please , exceed the Inconveniences , we ought to be thankful : For the Overplus of Advantage is pure unmerited Favour . He that repines because he is not more than a Man , deserves to be less : Indeed the very Complaint makes him so . But the Errours on this hand are not so common : People are not so apt to be too Big to Live , as too Little to Dye . They are much more frequently over-fond of the World , than asham'd on 't . Not that there is a perfect Indifferency required . The Laws of Self-preservation , the long Acquaintance of Soul and Body , the untry'd Condition of a Separation , and Respect to our Friends , are sufficient Reasons not to turn our Backs upon Life out of an Humour . The very uneasiness of taking Leave , is a fair excuse to stay , when it may be done Handsomly : For No-body is bound to put himself to pain to no purpose . Now 't is odds but that there will be a Pang at Parting . For though a Man is born into this World with his Mothers Labour , yet 't is his own that must carry him to the other . Besides , He that does not go off with a good Conscience , must expect a very bad Reception . This Consideration was overlooked by most of the Heathen Philosophers . They thought Annihilation was the hardest of the Case . That Death would make a Man Caesar aut Nullus , Happy or Nothing . This Mistake made their Arguments bear up with a more negligent Romantick sort of Bravery , than otherwise they would have done . But Religion , which gives us a Prospect of Horror beyond the Grave , should make us careful how we go thither . Life was given for noble Purposes ; and therefore we must not part with it Foolishly . It must not be thrown up in a Pet , nor sacrificed to a Quarrel , nor whined away in Love. Pride , and Passion , and Discontent , are dangerous Diseases to dye of . We are Lifted under Providence , and must wait till the Discharge comes . To Desert our Colours will be of more than mortal Consequence . He that goes into the other World before he is sent for , will meet with no good Welcome . On the other side , a Man may be too backward , as well as too forward , in Resigning . Life may be overvalued , as well as other Things ; and he that buys it at the Expence of Duty , purchases too dear . Some People seem resolved to Spin out Life as long as they can : They are for going to the utmost Extent of Nature : And will not venture a single Pulse upon any Consideration . But to dote upon Breathing ( for 't is little more ) at this rate , is to turn Slave to all Sorts of Meaness and Vice. Fright such a one but with the Fear of Death , and you may make him say or do what you please , though never so infamous or ridiculous . And if his Cowardize is not tryed thus far , yet this Lean Principle will be sure to keep him Servile and Insignificant . He will never Touch at a great Proposal ; nor run any generous Hazards for his Friends , or Country . And is it worth ones while thus to value Life , above the Ends and Purposes of Living ? The Resolution of Pompey was much more becoming ; who when he was disswaded from embarking because the Weather was tempestuous , replied very handsomely , Gentlemen , make no more Words on 't . My Voyage is necessary , my Life is not so . The true Estimate of Being is not to be taken from Age , but Action . A Man , as he manages himself , may dye Old at Thirty , and a Child at Fourscore . To nurse up the vital Flame as long as the Matter will last , is not always good Husbandry . 'T is much better to cover it with an Extinguisher of Honour , than let it consume till it burns Blew , and lies Agonizing within the Socket , and at length goes out in no Perfume . If the Sun were not to rise again , methinks it would look bigger for him to tumble from the Sky at Noon , with all his Light and Heat about him , than to gain a Course of four or five Hours , only to Languish and Decline in . When a noble Occasion presents ; An Occasion that will bear a cool Debate , and stand the Test of Reason , and may be pleaded to Advantage in the other World ; When a Man is called upon to offer up himself to his Conscience , and to Resign to Justice and Truth : In such a Case , one would think , he should be so far from avoiding the Lists , that he should rather Enter with Inclination , and thank God for the Honour of the Opportunity . He should then be more solicitous about his Behaviour than his Life . Then , Fortem posce animum & mortis terrore carentem . Let him pray for Resolution to act up to the Height of the Occasion . That he may discover nothing of Meaness , or Disorder ; nothing that may discredit the Cause , tarnish the Glory , and weaken the Example of the Suffering . There are some Opportunities of going out of the World , which are very well worth ones while to come in for . The last Act of Life , is sometimes like the last Number in a Sum , Ten times greater than all the rest . To slip the Market when we are thus fairly offer'd , is great Imprudence : Especially considering we must part with the Thing afterwards for Less . But is it not a sad Thing to fall thus plumb into the Grave ? To be well one Minute , and dead the next ? Not at all ! If we are prepared , the shorter the Voyage is , the better . Is it not more eligible to come In with a smooth Gale , than to be tossed at Sea with a Storm , and then throwna Shore when the Vessel is wrack'd ? Is it so desirable a Condition to run through a long Course of Pain , to consume by Inches , and loose ones Blood by Drops ? A Death-bed Figure is certainly the most humbling Sight in the World. To Set in so dark a Cloud , and to go off with Languor , Convulsions , and Deformity , is a terrible Rebuke to the Dignity of Humane Nature . Besides , People are frighted by Phantoms of their own raising , and imposed on by Words and Things ill joyned together . A Natural Death is generally the most Violent . An Executioner does the Business more gently than a Disease . He that can conquer his Imagination , may possibly dye easier of a Faggot than of a Fever . And had better chuse to have the Fire kindled without , than within him . To say Flesh and Blood cannot be reconciled to this , is a Mistake . People have sometimes too much Courage this way : How often does Revenge , and Poverty , and Disappointment , make Men force their Passage into the other State ? A Slave has Stomach enough to kill himself : And he that is not Master of his Liberty , will be Master of his Life . There is no Age nor Sex , no Passion or Condition , so dispirited and low , but affords Instances of the Contempt of Death . The old Goths , from whence the Saxons are probably Descended , were so hardy , that it was part of their Discipline and Religion to scorn their Lives . If they were afraid of any Thing , it was of dying in their Beds . In Alexander's Time , the Indian Philosophers , when they were weary of Living , used to lye down upon their Funeral Pile , without any visible Concern . And afterwards , about the Reign of Adrian , Lucian mentions one Peregrinus , who jump'd into a fiery Furnace at the Olympick Games , only to shew the Company how far his Vanity could carry him . At this day , the Heathen Women under the Mogul , offer themselves to the Flames at the Death of their Husbands . 'T is true , the Mahumetans won't always let them have their Will : But they think they are hardly dealt with , when refused ; and make all the Interest they have for the Honour . I need not mention the Primitive Christians , whose Fortitude was both General and Extraordinary . Insomuch that Lactantius , and others , observe , That the Women and Children did not shew the least Signs of Complaint , either in Looks , Voice , or Motion , when they seemed to lye under the Extremity of Torture . But it may be replied , and that truly , That These were supported by supernatural Strength . However , the former Instances may suffice to shew , That there is a Greatness in humane Nature not to be over-awed by Death . The way to be possess'd of this Quality to purpose , is to live well . There is no such Bravery as that of a good Christian. He that can look the other World in the Face , needs fear nothing . But as for the Courage of Bullys and Town-Sparks , who are so hardy as to risque Body and Soul , upon a point of pretended Honour , There is no Language can reach their Extravagance . They are distempered beyond the Lunacy of Bedlam , and should be taken care of accordingly . OF THE SPLEEN . THE Spleen is oftentimes nothing but a nice and exceptious Temper , which takes check at every little Disappointment . A Tincture of Conceit , will make a Man subject to this Distemper . Those who overvalue their Pretensions are apt , upon every little Occasion , to think they are ill used . That Quality should grow thus cheap , and Merit be thus over-look'd ! Who could have imagined People so strangely stupid and unacknowledging ? Well! I 'll lock up my Face , and draw in my good Humour , and do my self the Justice of a private Resentment . These Expostulations in Words would be ridiculous , and therefore they are suppressed ; but they seem to be the Thoughts of some Persons . You need not provoke their Spirits by Outrages , either in Fame or Fortune , or by any Injury of a greater Size . A careless Gesture , a Word , or a Look , is enough to Disconcert them . Such a supposed Neglect , spreads a Gloominess upon their Humour , and makes them grow sullen and unconversable . And when they are disturbed only by their own Weakness , and doing Penance for their Vanity , they lay the Fault upon their Constitution . 'T is commonly said the Spleen is a Wise Disease , which I believe makes some fond of catching it . 'T is possible it may be the only Symptom of Sense they have about them . But if a Man can show his Understanding no better way , than by troubling himself and the Company , let him e'en pretend to it no longer ; but rather make it his Business to be a Fool. However , it must be granted that these Fits of Chagrin proceed sometimes from natural Causes . The Fumes of Indigestion , insensible Abatements of Health , sudden Changes of Weather , affect the Brain , though they make no sensible Impression elsewhere . This disturbs the Imagination , and gives a new and melancholy Complexion to the Appearances of Things . Wise Thinking and good Humour , unless People look to it , are precarious Advantages ; a Cloud is enough to over-cast them ; they rise and fall with the Mercury in the Weather-glass . Some Men can scarcely talk Sense , unless the Sun shines out . Understanding requires a kind Climate , as well as Plants . And if a Man would make nice Remarks , he might almost tell in what Latitude , Season , and Circumstances , a Book was writ in . Generally speaking , Northern and Southern Wit differ almost as much as Fruits ; by Consequence , Summer and Winter must have a proportionable Influence . Ovid de Tristibus has nothing of the Air of his Metamorphosis ; and Tully offer'd to prove himself not depressed by a Misfortune , by the Spirit he wrote with under it . When outward Causes concur , the Idle , the Anxious , and the Unfortunate , are soonest seized by this Infection . At such a time , a Man should awaken himself ; and immediately strike off into Business , or innocent Diversion . Next to Religion , there is nothing like a vigorous Mind . Resolution , and Spirit , will quickly repel the Malignity , and discuss the Humour . Now every one is bound in Honour , as well as Interest , to do his Best . For to lye at the Command of so many little Accidents , can be no pleasing Discovery . To lose the Comforts of Life in a few Vapours , and to be smoked and smothered out of ones Reason , are far from Circumstances of Credit . What wise Man would bring the Night-mare upon his Fancy ; and conjure up Apparitions to frighten himself ? Who would double his Misfortunes , and spoil the habit of his Body and his Mind , if he could help it ? The Evils of Necessity are numerous enough , without being multiplied by those of Choice . And as the Spleen has great Inconveniences , so the Pretence of it is a handsom Cover for many Imperfections . It often hides a Man's Temper , and his Condition , from breaking out to Disadvantage . For the Purpose : One Man is press'd with unusual Poverty , and looks , as he has reason , somewhat odly upon it . What makes this Alteration ? Why his Blood is over-run with Melancholy ; whereas if you examine farther , you will find the Seat of the Distemper lies in the Pocket . Another is severely mortified by some great Disappointment , but this must not be owned : No. The Man is impregnable , he has his Mind in a String , but no body can command a Constitution . He that has dispirited himself by a Debauch , drank away his good Humour , and it may be raised his Conscience a little upon him , has this Pretence to guard against Censure : A civil Guesser will believe him Hypocondriacal , and all is well . If he is silent and unentertaining to a Visiter , the Spleen is his Excuse , and conveys his Pride or Disaffection out of Sight . In short , the Spleen does a great deal of Service in Conversation : It makes ill Nature pass for ill Health , Dulness for Gravity , and Ignorance for Reservedness . The way to prevent this Distemper , and cure it when it lies in the Mind , is not to be over Expecting . If we take it amiss that our Acquaintance are not always ready to solicit our Business , to study our Inclinations , and to compliment our Humour , we are likely to have work enough . To look for so obliging a World as this comes to , is to miscalculate extreamly . When all 's done , most People will love themselves best . Therefore we should not be surprized when we see them prefer their own Interest , break a Jest at our Cost , or raise themselves by our Depression . 'T is possible they may only make Reprizals , and return our own Usage upon us . However 't is good not to build too much upon the Fairness of others . More especially ; those who would be Easy , must not be Nice in trivial Matters , nor insist on Punctualities in Behaviour , nor be afflicted at the Omission of a little Ceremony . All People do not love to be tyed down to Forms , nor to walk in Trammels . If a Man values Regard , he needs not ask the Company , he may give it himself if he pleases . These Disputes commonly disorder none but Weak and Fantastick Minds , who have taken a Surfeit of Prosperity : And since God has sent them no Crosses , they are resolved to make some out of their own Indiscretion . To conclude : He that would live at Ease , should always put the best Construction on Business , and Conversation . He should not suppose there was Malice , or Contempt , meant him in every Action he does not understand . To interpret up to this Rigour , will make him often Mistaken , and always upon the Fret : And is the way neither to be just to others , nor kind to himself . OF EAGERNESS OF DESIRE . DEsire is a conscious Emptiness , an unsatisfied Capacity : It implies Want in the very Notion , and supposes the Absence of the Thing desired . Was our Power equal to our Will , Desire would be a short-lived Passion ; it would generally begin and end at a single Thought . For then we should put our selves in Possession , at the first Sight , of whatever we believed agreable . Every intelligent Being , if its Force was not limited , would soon be Master of all known Perfections . And as Desires are the Consequence of Imperfection , so 't is likely they are naturally enlivened to awaken our Industry , and make us pursue an Advantage . Did our Wishes keep a due Proportion to the Goodness of Things , and not mount above the probability of Success , all were well enough . But Men are apt to miscalculate , both upon the Value , and the Event : And then wrong Judgments , and visionary Hopes , always produce extravagant Desires . And how gay soever the Fancy may be made this way , yet there is great reason for Caution and Reserve . To Desire with Eagerness is a beggarly Condition : It argues a keen Sense of Want , and makes the Mind run strolling after foreign Objects , and grow clamorous and importunate . And he that begs hard , is either very poor , or very covetous . A wise Man should be satisfied with himself , and live upon the Fund of his own Sufficiency . He should keep his Inclinations within the Compass of his Power , and wish himself always just what he is . There is Freedom , and Greatness , and Pleasure , in such a Management as this . But to over look the Entertainment before him , and languish for that which lies out of the way , is sickly and servile . To say , He must have such a Thing , is to say , he must be a Slave . It lays him at the Mercy of Chance and Humour , and makes his Happiness precarious . Now he that cannot give himself leave to be Easy , will hardly ever be so long together . If we examine these violent Pursuits , we shall find they have more of Heat than Light in them . The Object is over-flourished by the Fondness of Fancy , which usually paints beyond the Life , and sticks in the outward Varnish , without having either Leisure or Capacity to discover the Coarsness underneath . How happy should I be , crys one , if I had such an Estate , such a Place at Court , or Post in the Army ? 'T would suit my Genius , and my Humour exactly . Give me but That , and I have done Wishing for my Life time . You have it already , Ten times finer than 't is any where else . Make much of your Imagination , for you 'll scarcely ever Pattern it . 'T is not possible to build up to the Model of the Brain : Nature does not Furnish so fast as we can Think . For oftentimes the Scenes of Fancy are richer than those of Creation . Gold shines no where so gloriously as in the Miser's Head : And Ambition makes a Crown sparkle , more than the Jewels of the Indies . Nothing Draws so finely as Affection : There must be some Colouring extraordinary to justify the Ardour , and reconcile the Dotage to Sense . And thus Things are often half spoiled before they are gained , and grow cheap under Use and Experiment . He that would relish Success to purpose , should keep his Passion cool , and his Expectation low ; and then 't is possible his Fortune might exceed his Fancy . Now an Advantage always rises by surprize , and is almost doubled by being unlooked for . Farther : Strong Desires are commonly attended with Fears proportionable . The Man is kept waking , and solicitous : He starts at the least check in Motion ; every Cloud over-casts him with the Spleen ; and he is equally anxious both how to get and secure . And what can be expected in this Region of Inconstancy , where Accidents are so numerous , where Hopes appear and vanish like Phantoms , where neither Things nor Persons continue the same long together ? Besides , To wish violently for Things , unless we understood our selves and them better , is like running in the Dark ; a Man may happen to justle a Post. However , the Hurry of the Pursuit will make but a shuffling Pace , and spoil the Gracefulness of the Motion . But the Lustre of the Surface dazles the Sense , and conceals the more inward Defects . People don't consider that the best Metal is not without Alloy , and that there are Spots in the Sun. To this we may add , That the Name of Misfortune is often misapplied : There are many Adventures would Plague more than Please , if they were driven Home . And yet when Men are rescued from the Danger of their own Choice , they commonly want the Discretion to be either Easy or Thankful . But let the Event be never so lucky , the Satisfaction will wither , and the Appetite wear off in Time. Diamonds grow dim , by being long look'd on : And Musick may play till the Ears are almost grated . To proceed : Strong Desires are Temptations to the Use of ill Means . In the Tumults of Passion , Reason is seldom heard . He that will have a Thing , will have it , Right or Wrong . When Covetousness or Ambition are in their full Career , there is no stopping them with Notions . Si violandum est jus regnandi causa , violandum est , and there is an End. Ahab could neither Eat nor Drink , till he had the Vineyard . And therefore e'en left it to Iezebel's Conscience to put him in Possession . And if the Pursuit were never so innocent , the Purchase is not tanti : The Mind is over-proportioned to the Advantages of Life ; they will not hold out to the Length of Desire . And since they are not big enough to satisfy , they should not be big enough to dissatisfy . Solomon tells us , All is but Vanity , and vexation of Spirit . And does any Man think to make more of the World than Solomon ? Can he expect to command , or improve it farther than that wise and mighty Prince ? We do but disturb our Quiet , and mispend our Thoughts , and make our selves Mean , by throwing away our Inclinations upon these Things . To make short work on 't : Let a Man Desire to be Wise : And if he has this Wish , 't is likely he may ne'er be troubled with another . OF Friendship . IN A DIALOGUE BETWEEN Philander and Sophronius . Phil. SIr , you are welcom to Town . Methinks 't is almost an Age since I saw you last . Soph. Sir , I thank you : I had been here sooner at your service , had I not been detained by a Misfortune . Phil. I am sorry for the Occasion : Pray what is it ? Soph. I have lost my old Friend , on whose Acquaintance you have heard me value my self so much . Phil. Is he dead ? That is a Misfortune indeed ! He was a most admirable Person , by the Report of all that knew him . Soph. Yes . His Character could scarcely be raised too much . Were I not well assured he was removed to Advantage , I should pass my time extreamly Ill without him . But now I am almost ashamed to Grieve , because it looks more like Self-love , than Friendship . Phil. Truly , to be sorry a Friend is not with us , when he is better from us , is a Sign we rate our Convenience highest ; and mourn more for the Living than the Dead . However , 't is customary to do so ; and it passes for Affection well enough , and I believe is so in a less perfect Degree . Soph. I am glad you have made me an Excuse ; for I was carried off my Philosophy a little at first , do what I could . Phil. Be not concern'd . A Sigh , or a Tear , just at Parting , is natural and generous . But you have quickly conquer'd the common Infirmity , and resign'd your self to the Happiness of your Friend . I 'm confident , he that acquits himself so handsomly , must have a just Idea to form his Practice : And I heartily wish you would please to lay it before me . Soph. You are resolved to treat People in Mourning with Ceremony . I thank you for your Civility , and for proposing so agreable a Subject . Were I qualified to describe the Offices of Friendship , none could undertake it more willingly . Such an Employment would affect me to that Degree , that I should almost fancy my Friend Alive again . But I think I had better decline the Task , than injure the Argument . However , if you please to assist , and set me In : I will endeavour to recollect my self for a short Conference , as well as I can . Phil. To begin then , since you will have it so . I remember t is a famous Saying in Aristotle , That he who is pleas'd with Solitude must be either a wild Beast , or a God. This Sentence , though it favours what we are upon in the Application , yet methinks it is a strange Paradox in the Position . But for the Credit of the Author , if it can be made serviceable , I should be glad to see it . Soph. I confess it looks somewhat surprizing at first Sight ; that Two such different Natures should agree in any Disposition , or Branch of Life . But with Submission , the Saying carrys a very significant Meaning : And imports , That those Beings who can live without a Sociable Correspondence , are extraordinary either in their Defects , or Perfections . They must be under the Standard of humane Nature , or above it : And have something that is either Savage , or Divine , in their Composition . The first is not generous enough to relish such a Communication ; the other is above the Use of it . That humane Friendships are partly founded upon the Wants and Imperfections of Nature , may be said without Disparagement to so noble a Relation . A Man has not every thing growing upon his own Soyl ▪ and therefore is willing to Barter with his Neighbour . This Exchange of Offices , when 't is managed with Frankness and Fidelity , excites native Generosity , and improves into Confidence and Affection . But God is all Things to himself : He needs no foreign Commerce to furnish his Happiness . And as he cannot receive an Advantage , so neither does his Satisfaction depend upon giving one . Phil. As to what you remark upon the Divine Nature , I agree with you . But for the rest , if it is the Author 's Meaning , I am not over-fond of it . To derive Friendship from Indigence , is in my Opinion to mistake its Original , and assign it too mean an Extraction . Inclination , and Esteem , and Generosity , seem more creditable and likely Causes of so noble a Production . 'T is Worth , and Bravery , and good Humour , which engages one vertuous Person to another . These Qualities excite Admiration , and Admiration improves into Love , and Love proceeds to Intimacy and Union . And all this , without any little Expectations of Advantage . To give Interest a Share in Friendship , is in effect to sell it by Inch of Candle . He that Bids most , shall have it . And when 't is thus mercenary , there is no depending on 't . 'T will be always Shifting from one Point to another , and desert upon Danger and Distress ; and when a Man has most need of his Friend , he may go look him . Soph. Don't mistake me . I am far from giving Interest the Ascendant . I would have Honour and Inclination manage the Affair , over-rule the Choice , and govern in the Progress . But after all , I must say a Prospect of Advantage may come under a lower Consideration , without doing either Damage or Discredit . For why should not a just Regard be allow'd to that which betters my Condition ? The Appearance of Good moves the Will by natural Necessity : And that which excites Desire , will have a Weight in Consultation , and help to determine for the Design . Phil. If Profit is at all concern'd . I wonder those who have least need of it , and seem most above it , should be most forward to engage ? Are not the greatest Men oftentimes strongly dispos'd for Friendship ? Do they not invite Fairly to it , and reward it Liberally ? To give an Instance : What occasion had Laelius and Africanus for Assistance ? Persons of their Fortune and Quality could well have stood upon their own Legs , and needed not to lay in for Countenance and Support : And yet none closed more heartily , or carried their Friendship to a nobler Height . Soph. Under favour , Great Men want Supporters as well as others , and wise Men will provide them . But allowing your Instance : I grant you Money , or Protection , may not be always projected in Friendship . A Man may engage to entertain himself with a wise and agreable Acquaintance . Now Pleasure is an Interest of the highest kind . 'T is the last End of Action and Desire . Why does any Man take Pains , but to live easier either in his Mind , or some way else ? Why is he fond of Wealth , of Power , or Company , but only to please himself ? Now 't is almost impossible to live pleasantly without Friendship . Humane Nature is imperfect . It has not Fund enough to furnish out a Solitary Life . Paradise , barr'd from all commerce , would be in●upportable , and make a Man run mad with his Happiness . But without a Friend a Man is almost alone in Company . Reserve , and Suspicion , and guarding against Misconstruction , cramp the Freedom of Strangers , and dilute the Entertainment . I may add , That Vertue it self is not sufficient to attain its End single . A good Man often wants an Assistant to direct his Judgment , and quicken his Industry , and fortify his Spirits . Insomuch that the very Inclination to an intimate Correspondence , seems contrived for Advantage . Phil. As I take it , a Friend is called , Alter Idem . From whence I conclude the Motives to Friendship and Self-love should be the same . Now a Man does not expect to make a Penny of himself . 'T is not the Prospect of Reward which makes him affected to his Person , but stark Love and Kindness . And how then can we be just to the Relation we are treating , unless our Inclinations go upon the same generous Ground . Soph. With Submission , your Objection goes upon a Mistake . For there is a great deal of Interest in Self-love . A Man is considerably paid for his Pains . The Case stands thus . Every one is more intimately sensible of Pleasure or Pain , in his own Person , than in that of another . For this reason he will find himself extreamly concerned to cherish that , which entertains him so well . And unless he takes care , will give him the greatest Disturbance . Now Interest lies only in a Proportion of Loss , or Gain : And where these run highest , as they do at Home , Interest is most concern'd . From whence it follows , That Self-love , is one of the most Mercenary Actions in Nature . Phil. 'T is the first time I have heard so . I perceive , you are resolved to stick to your point of Interest : But since you have allowed it so moderate a Share , refined the Notion , and corrected the Malignity , I shall e'en let it pass . And before we go any farther , give me leave to add , That Conformity of Judgment and Temper , seems no inconsiderable Motive to begin a Friendship . Soph. Right . A Resemblance in Humour or Opinion , a Fancy for the same Business or Diversion , is oftentimes a Ground of Affection : Men love to see their Thoughts and Inclinations approved . This confirms them in the good Opinion of themselves : And therefore they seldom fail of being grateful to the Occasion . Nature , like Narcissus , is strangely Taken with its own Reflexion . A Conformity of Opinion and Desire , looks like a Multiplication of ones Self . A Man sees his own Being , as it were , doubled and extended in his Friend ; and then 't is no wonder if he loves him . Phil. I think now , we may have accounted for the Ri●e of Friendship ; I wish you would run over the Means of Cul●ivating and Preserving it , the Extent of the Offices , and the Advantages of the Relation . For now I have you engaged , I shall leave you to your self . Soph. Then briefly to observe your Order . There goes a great many Qualifications to the compleating this Relation . There is no small Share of Honour , and Conscience , and Sufficiency , required . There will be Occasion for Largeness of Mind , and Agreableness of Temper . For Prudence of Behaviour ; for Courage and Constancy ; for Freedom from Passion , and Self-conceit . A A Man that 's fit to make a Friend of , must have Conduct to manage the Engagement , and Resolution to maintain it . He must use Freedom without Roughness , and Oblige without Design . Cowardise will betray Friendship , and Covetousness will starve it . Folly will be nauseous , Passion is apt to ruffle , and Pride will fly out into Contumely and Neglect . Pride is so unsociable a Vice , and does all Things with so ill a Grace , that there is no closing with it . A proud Man will be sure to challenge more than belongs to him . You must expect him stiff in his Conversation , fulsom in Commending himself , and bitter in his Reproofs . 'T is well if his Favours are not turn'd into Injury and Affront ; spoiled either by the Contemptuous way of doing , or by upbraiding after they are done . Such Behaviour as this frights away Friendship , and makes it stand off in Dislike and Aversion . Friendship , though not nice and exceptious , yet must not be coarsely treated , nor used with Distance or Disdain . A Correspondence managed at this Rate , may be supported by Necessity , but never by Inclination . The Man may be kept for some time , but the Friend is lost . Friendship , to make it true , must have Beauty as well as Strength : Charms to endear , as well as Power to supply . An obliging Air is a circumstance of great Moment . 'T is a good Sign of a benevolent Mind , which to speak properly gives the whole value to a Courtesy . To improve the Relation , there must be a Willingness to receive a Kindness , as well as to do one . He who always refuses , taxes the Profferer with Indiscretion , and declares his Assistance needless . An inoffensive Pleasantness is another good Quality for the same purpose . This Talent enlivens Conversation , and relieves Melancholy , and conveys Advice with better Success than naked Reprehension . This guilding of the Pill , reconciles the Palat to the Prescription , without weakening the Force of the Ingredients . And he that can cure by Recreation , and make Pleasure the Vehicle of Health , is a Doctor at it in good Earnest . Phil. Spare me a Word , or I shall lose the Opportunity of a Question . 'T is said , That Friendship either finds People equal , or makes them so : Do you think it so much a Leveller as this comes to ? Soph. No. There is no more necessity for an Equality of Condition , than that their Knowledg , or Stature , should be of the same Proportion . I confess where the Difference is considerable , the Invitation must be the fairer . A Man must stoop his hand for his Friend , and raise him up towards his own Ground . The Advantage must be laid asleep . There must be no challenge of Superiority , or discountenancing of Freedom , on the one hand : Nothing of Envy , or Repining , on the other . In my Opinion , Disparity in Age , seems a greater Obstacle to an intimate Friendship than inequality of Fortune . For the Humours , Business , and Diversions , of young and old Men , are generally very different . So that if they use a full Freedom , and let their Inclinations strike out , they will displease ; if they balk them , they 'll be uneasy . Besides , the Occasion of these different Thoughts , is not to be removed . A wealthy Person may cure the Indigence of his Friend , and make him as Rich as himself , if he pleases . But Age and Youth cannot be made over , or adjusted . Nothing but Time can take away Years , or give them . However , this Impediment does not always take place : Socrates and Alcibiades may serve for an Instance . And old Laelius professes he had an extraordinary Kindness for several young People . Phil. Now if you please to the Extent of the Office. How far is a Man obliged to serve his Friend ? Soph. As far as he is able , and the Interest of the other requires it . As far as Opportunity , Discretion , and former Preingagements will give leave . To Break upon the Score of Danger , or Expence , is to be mean and narrow Spirited . Provided always the Assistance may be given without undoing a Man , or prejudice to a third Person ; without Violations of Conscience , or Honour . Where the Thing is unlawful , we must neither Ask , nor Comply . All Importunities against Justice , are Feverish Desires , and not to be gratified . Where Vertue is not made the Measure of a Correspondence , 't is no better than that of Thieves and Pyrats . 'T is a scandalous Excuse to say , I murther'd a Man , or betray'd my Country , at the Instance of a Friend . When Principles and Duty lie thus at the Mercy of a little Ceremony , we are likely to have a good Time on 't ! He that would engage me unwarrantably , takes me for an ill Person . His Motion is an Affront , and I ought to renounce him for the Injury of his Opinion . Phil. I am perfectly of your Mind ; and shall go on to another Question . Is it fair to conceal any Thing from a Friend ? Or must the Communication be entire , and without Limitation ? Are not Secrets in Reserve , ungenerous Suspitions ; and inconsistent with the Confidences of Friendship ? Soph. 'T is possible some People have strain'd Courtesy in this point : And made their good Nature over-ballance their Caution . My Answer , since you are pleased to ask it , is This : Whatever my Friend is concerned to know , I ought to acquaint him with , and stand the hazard of the Discovery . But in other Cases , a Man may be allowed to keep a Corner of his Soul to himself . While the Secret is lodged at Home , it can never hurt me . For 't is certain I shall always be true to my own Interest , and have a Kindness for my self : But I cannot so well Ensure the Constancy of another . And why then should I put my self in his Power to no Purpose ? To dispatch the whole Point . As far as Prudence and Justice will permit , we ought to use a Friend with all the Frankness and Generosity imaginable . There must be no stinting of Inclination , no computing upon Favours , for fear we should do more than we receive . This is to State Accounts , and looks more like Merchandize than Friendship . Exactness , and Management , and Observation , is a Sign of Indifferency and Distrust . It may do well enough among Strangers , but a Friend should be treated at a nobler Rate ; and used with more Confidence and Affection . We should examine his Occasions , and prevent his Desires , and scarce give him time to think he wanted an Assistance . A Forwardness to oblige , is a great Grace upon a Kindness , and doubles the intrinsick Worth. In these Cases , that which is done with Pleasure , is always received so . To pass on to the Advantages of Friendship : Now these are so noble , and so necessary , that Empire it self is insipid without it . Augustus , and Tiberius , had Loftiness enough in their Temper , and affected to make a Sovereign Figure ; and had their Nature been more independent , would have liked a Solitary Pride very well . But this Distance would not do their Business . They were glad to part with the Singularity of their State in some Measure ; to lay their Majesty aside , and to purchase Freedom and Familiarity at the Expence of Prerogative . Where they saw the Disposition agreable , they made no Scruple to raise mean Subjects to the highest Honours , to qualify them for Intimacy and Conversation . They found the Satisfactions of Greatness imperfect , without the Additions of Friendship . They thought themselves unsafe without the Supports of Trust , and uneasy without the Permissions of Freedom . To appear in their Robes always , would be a troublesom Piece of State. Unless they can be contented with the Happiness of a Pageant , they must to some Persons at least condescend to the Habit , and wear the Humour of other Mortals . 'T is somewhat Remarkable what Commines observes of Charles Duke of Burgundy : This Prince was so very reserv'd , that he would impart his Secrets to No-body ; especially those which troubled him most . Whereupon the Historian tells us , That this Closeness did Impair , and a little Perish his Understanding . Pompey's Ambition was as great as Cesar's ; his Project was the same , but his Over-reservedness undid him . He might have been Master of the Enterprize prize before Cesar's Competition : But he was so Mysterious , that his Party knew not what he would be at . And their having no Aim to direct and proportion their Assistance , was the Cause of his Miscarriage . But besides the Disappointments attending this Humour , the Uneasiness of it must be almost insupportable ; especially to those who are in Business , or Trouble . Those who have no Friend to discharge their Cares , and their Grievances upon , are ( if one may use so hardy an Expression ) a Sort of Cannibals to themselves , and prey upon their own Vitals . A swelling Discontent is apt to Suffocate and Strangle , without Passage . Whereas those who live within the Communication of Friendship , have a Vent for their Misfortunes . They may safely go to the Bottom of the Matter , report the nicest Case , and expose the affected Part to Cure and Compassion . Friendship has a noble Effect upon all Accidents and Conditions : It relieves our Cares , raises our Hopes , and abates our Fears . It doubles our Joys , and divides our Griefs . A Friend who relates his Success , talks himself into a new Pleasure . And by opening his Misfortunes , leaves part of them behind him . Friendship , like some universal Medicine , works contrary ways , but always to the Benefit of Nature . And as the Union of Bodies fortifies the Action at Home , and weakens the Impressions of Violence , so there is a proportionable Improvement from the Union of Minds . Neither is Friendship only serviceable to heighten our Pleasures , and compose our Passions : 'T is likewise of Sovereign Use to the Understanding . The Benefit of Conversation , if there was nothing else in it , would be no inconsiderable Improvement . Discourse ( without Enthusiasm ) creates a Light within us , and dispels the Gloom and Confusion of the Mind . A Man by tumbling his Thoughts , and forming them into Expressions , gives them a new kind of Fermentation ; which works them into a finer Body , and makes them much clearer than they were before . A Man is willing to strain a little for Entertainment , and to burnish for Sight , and Approbation . The very Presence of a Friend , seems to inspire with new Vigor . It raises Fancy , and reinforces Reason ; and gives the Productions of the Mind better Colour and Proportion . Conversation is like the Discipline of Drawing out , and Mustering ; it acquaints a Man with his Forces , and makes them fitter for Service . Besides , there are many awakening Hints and Rencounters in Discourse ; which like the Collision of hard Bodies , make the Soul strike Fire , and the Imagination sparkle : Effects not to be expected from a solitary Endeavour . In a word , The Advantage of Conversation is such , that for want of Company a Man had better talk to a Post , than let his Thoughts lie Smoking and Smothering in his Head. Another Advantage of Friendship , is the Opportunity of receiving good Advice : 'T is dangerous relying upon our own Opinion . Affection is apt to corrupt the Judgment . Men , like false Glasses , generally represent their Complexion better than Nature has made it . And as they are likely to over flourish their own Case , so their Flattery is hardest to be discover'd . For who would suspect such Treachery at Home ? Who would imagine his Reason suborn'd against his Interest , and that himself was guilty of putting Tricks upon himself ? Now nothing is so effectual to rescue a Man out of his own hands , as the plain Dealing of a Friend . For Instruction from Books , strikes the Imagination more faintly , than that which is delivered Viva voce . And observing resembling Miscarriages in others , may mislead us by the disparity of the Instance . Besides , People are not fond of searching after their own Faults . To lie poring upon their Imperfections , and Deformities , is a dull Entertainment . A Man has no Pleasure in proving that he has play'd the Fool : And therefore had rather go upon any other Discovery . Accordingly we may observe , That they who are too Big , or too Wise , for Admonition , do a great many ill , unbecoming , and ridiculous Things . As for Business , the assistance of of a Friend is most useful ; to form the Undertaking , and secure the Steadiness of the Conduct . In matters of Moment , our Hopes and Fears are commonly ill ballanced . A Man is apt to be too eagerly engaged , to make just Remarks upon the Progress and Probability of Things . Nothing so proper as a judicious Friend in such a Case ; to temper the Spirits , and moderate the Pursuit : To give the Signal for Action , to press the Advantage , and strike the Critical Minute . Foreign Intelligence may have a Spy in it , and therefore should be cautiously received . Strangers ( I call all such excepting Friends ) are often Designing in their Advice , and make a Property of their Client . And though their Inclinations are hearty , they may give wrong Measures , by mistaking the Case . An old Friend has the whole Scheme in his Head. He knows the Constitution and the Disease , the Strength and the Humour of him he assists : What he can do , and what he can bear . And therefore none so fit to prescribe ; to direct the Enterprize , and secure the Main Chance . Farther : Friendship is not confined to the consulting Part , it comes in likewise at the Execution . Some Cases are so nice that a Man cannot appear in them himself , but must leave the Soliciting wholly to his Friend . For the purpose : A Man cannot Recommend himself without Vanity , nor Ask many times without uneasiness . But a kind Proxy , will do Justice to his Merits , and relieve his Modesty , and effect his Business ; and all without Trouble , Blushing , or Imputation . These Considerations ought to make Friendship sacred , and guard off all Injury and Misunderstanding . 'T is great Folly , as well as Injustice , to break off so noble a Relation ; especially one which has stood the Test of a long Experience . For Friendship is one of those few Things which are the better for the Wearing . Alphonsus the Wise , King of Aragon , tells us , That all the Acquisitions and Pursuits of Men , excepting Four , were but Bawbles ; i. e. old Wood to Burn , old Wine to Drink , old Books to Read , and old Friends to Converse with . To part with a tryed Friend without great Provocation , is unreasonable Levity . It looks as if a Man's Spirits were turned Eager , and his good Humour worn out . Such Inconstancy of Temper , seems to be govern'd by Caprice , and Curiosity ; and to turn more upon Interest than Affection . An ambiguous Expression , a little Chagrin , or a start of Passion , is by no means enough to take leave upon . The best People cannot be always Even , Awake , and Entertaining . No Person performs at this rate of Exactness , and therefore should not require it . The Accidents of Life , the Indispositions of Health , the Imperfections of Reason , ought to be allow'd for . A Paradisiacal Temper is not to be expected from Postdiluvian Mortals . The bare inequality of the Seasons , is enough to give one the Spleen . And therefore your Islanders ought to bear with their Friends , more than those that live upon the Continent . A Man that would make the Best on 't , must Live under the Aequator : And in that steady Climate , he may possibly find People always in the Humour . To be serious : Nothing but plain Malevolence can justify Disunion . Malevolence shewn either in a single Outrage unretracted , or in habitual Ill-nature . Such Behaviour , I confess , is a notorious Breach of Articles ; it strikes at the Fundamentals , and makes a Correspondence impracticable . When the Engagement proves thus unlucky , the way is to Draw off by Degrees , and not come to an open Rupture . Let the Acquaintance be decently buried ; and the Flame rather Go out , than be Smother'd . For as Cato well observes , though in the Phrase of a Taylor , Friendship ought not to be Unrip'd , but Unstitch'd . OF Popularity . POpularity , is a Courting the Favour of the People by undue Practices , or for unwarrantable Ends. By the People , I mean those who are under the Government of false Reasoning , or vitious Inclinations , let their Condition be what it will. The Popular Man's Designs are Power , Wealth , Reputation , or all together . He that is conscious how much his Vanity exceeds his Force , and that his Merit will never carry up to his Ambition ; if he gets but a favourable Juncture , and a rising Ground , to Work he goes . He pretends a great Concern for his Country , and a more than ordinary Insight into Matters . Now such Professions as these , when they are set off with somewhat of Gravity and Figure , especially when they are recommended by a Treat , are very proper to dispose an Audience to hear Reason . So that now he ventures to acquaint them with the Secret of their Privileges . That the People are the Original of Power : That Government is always convey'd with an Implication of Trust , and Reservation : That Governours are only the Executors and Administrators of the Peoples Will : That in strict Reasoning , 't is a nobler Prerogative to give a Crown than to wear it : That the Pomp of Princes is nothing but the Livery of the Subjects Bounty ; and that the Greatness of their Wages , ought not to exempt them from the Condition of a Servant . This , with a little Flourish about Miscarriages and Arbitrary Designs , is strangely Taking . He that has such a burning Zeal , and springs such mighty Discoveries , must needs be an admirable Patriot . What can a civil People do less than resign themselves up to his Conduct , and present him with their Understandings ? To come from the State to the Church : He that would be an Agreable Ecclesiastick , must survey the Posture of Things , examine the Ballance of Interests , and be well read in the Inclinations and Aversions of the Generality . And then his Business will be to follow the Loudest Cry , and make his Tack with the Wind. Let him never pretend to Cure an Epidemical Distemper , nor fall out with a Fashionable Vice , nor question the Infallible Judgment of the Multitude . Let him rather down with a Sinking Faction , charge a Stragling Party , and hang upon a Broken Rear . Let him Declaim against a Solitary Errour , and Batter a Publick Aversion , and Press the People upon those Extremes , ●o which of themselves they are too inclinable . And when Fears and Jealousies become clamorous , when Discontents run high , and All grows Mutinous and Mad ; Then especial Care must be taken not to dilate upon the Authority of Princes , or the Duties of Obedience . These are dangerous Points , and have ruined many a good Man , and are only to be Handled when there is least Occasion . There are other nice , though inferior Cases , in which a Man must Guard , if he intends to keep Fair with the World , and turn the Penny. For the Purpose : If he is in the City , he must avoid haranguing against Circumvention in Commerce , and unreasonable Imposing upon the Ignorance or Necessity of the Buyer . If you Meddle with Diana of the Ephesians , you must expect to lose Demetrius's Friendship . The Dues will come in but heavily at this Rate : But to be sure all the Voluntary Oblations in Presents and Respect , are absolutely lost . We are a Trading People , ( say some of us ) and must have no interfering between Business , and Religion . If the Pulpits and the Exchange will not Agree , we must Live , and there is an End on 't . To proceed : If his Cure lyes among the Lawyers . Let their be nothing said against Entangling Property , Spinning out of Causes , Squeezing of Clients , and making the Laws a greater Grievance than those who break them . No Rhetorick must be spent against Defending a known Injustice , against Cross-biting a Country Evidence , and frighting him out of Truth , and his Senses . 'T is granted that Touching sometimes upon these Heads , is the only way to improve the Audience : Such plain Dealing would either Recover , or Disarm them : Reform the Men , or Expose the Practice . But then you 'll say , this Method goes too much to the Quick. This Divinity may bring the Benchers upon the Preacher , and make him fall under Censure and Discountenance . Now a Person of Discretion will take care not to Embarras his Life , nor Expose himself to Calumny , nor let his Conscience grow too strong for his Interest , upon any Account . To speak generally . A Popular Man always swims down the Stream : He never Crosses upon a Prevailing Mistake , nor Opposes any Mischief that has Numbers , and Prescription on its Side . His Point is to steal upon the Blind Side , and apply to the Affections : To flatter the Vanity , and play upon the Weakness of those in Power , or Interest ; and to make his Fortune out of the Folly of his Neighbours . Not that 't is a Commendation to be of a Morose and Cynical Behaviour ; to run counter to the innocent Humours and Customs of Mankind ; to be Coarse or Unseasonable in Admonition ; or to avoid the good Opinion of People , by Rustick Incompliance , by Peevishness or Singularity . But then neither ought a Man to Please another to his Prejudice , to fortify him in an Errour by an Over-officiousness , and to Caress him out of his Safety , and Discretion . And after all , the Success is no such mighty Matter . If one Considers , he 'll find as little Credit as Conscience in the Purchase . For what sort of Reputation must that be , which is gained by Methods of Infamy ? To debauch Men's Understandings in order to procure their good Word , is a most admirable Testimony of our Worth ! A blind Man must needs be a fit Judg of Proportions and Colour . These Patents of Honour , which are Granted thus by Surprize , are always Recalled when the Party is better Advised . The Esteem gained this way , like a Love-Potion , works more by the Strength of Charm , than Nature ; and if ever the Person Recovers , the Hatred will be much greater than the Affection . The Truth is , if there was no Foul Play used , or the Artifice undiscovered , there would not be much to Brag of . For a Universal Applause , is seldom little less than two Thirds of a Scandal . A Man may almost Swear he is in the Wrong , when he is generally Cryed up . Either Incapacity or Prejudice , Negligence or Imposture , disorders the Judgment of the Multitude . Their Understandings are often too Weak , or their Passions too Strong , to Distinguish Truth , or Pronounce upon the Right of the Case . If a Great Man happens to make a false Step , and strikes out into a Sudden Irregularity , he needs not question the Respect of a Retinne . How is an Exploit of this Nature celebrated by the Crowd , and shouted Home with the Pomp of a Roman Triumph ? In fine : To endeavour not to Please , is Ill-nature ; altogether to Neglect it , Folly ; and to Over-strain for it , Vanity and Design . A Thought . IN A DIALOGUE BETWEEN Hylarchus and Lucretianus . Hyl. I Have often thought what it is to Think ; and the more I press the Enquiry , the farther I am from Satisfaction . The Operations of the Mind are so peculiar , so foreign to all the other Appearances of Nature , that 't is hard to assign them a proper Original . Without Thinking , we can have no Sense of Being ; and with it , we are we cannot tell what . So that the same Faculty seems to make us acquainted with , and Strangers to our selves . Luc. I am surpriz'd to find you entangled in so slender a Difficulty . Thinking every Body knows is the Work of the Brain : That is the Forge in which all the Speculations of the Understanding , and the Appetites of the Will , are hammer'd out . Hyl. I confess Possibilities go a great way . But in my Opinion , the Brain has a very unpromising Aspect for such a Business . It looks like an odd sort of Bog for Fancy to paddle in . When I can see People tread Sense out of Mud , as they do Eels , then I may be enclined to believe that Brains and Reasoning are of Kin ; in the mean time I desire to be excused . Luc. I 'm sorry your Conceptions are so Unphilosophical . You seem to forget that the Brain has a great many small Fibres , or Strings in its Texture ; which according to the different Strokes they receive from the Animal Spirits , awaken a correspondent Idea , and give us those Notices of Things which we call Thoughts . Hyl. A little clearer , if you please . Luc. You must know then , that the Nerves , which have their Origin in the Brain , are branched into a great many fine Subdivisions , and spread upon all the Surface of the Body . These are the Chanels in which the Animal Spirits move : So that as soon as any foreign Object presses upon the Sense ; those Spirits which are posted upon the Out-guards , immediately take the Alarm , and scowr off to the Brain , which is the Head-Quarters , or Office of Intelligence , and there they make their Report of what has happen'd . Hyl. I suppose they return loaden like Bees , and disburthen themselves in the Cells much after the same manner ? Luc. I have told you the Information is convey'd by striking upon the Fibres , and giving them a particular Bent ; which imprints the Character of the Object upon the Mind . Hyl. I should almost as soon imagine , that the striking a Viol with the Bow , should entertain the Instrument with its own Musick . But as I remember , some say the Spirits Tilt so violently , that they make Holes where they strike ; which are no sooner open , but the Ideas run into them as fast as may be . And after they have lain there a little while , grow as drowsy as Dormice , unless they are rowsed by a new Summons . By the way , what are Animal Spirits ; methinks they perform strange Things ? Luc. They are a kind of little Pellets , wrought off the finer Parts of the Blood. Hyl. Then I perceive they are Bodies all this while . Luc. Yes . But admirably furnish'd for Dispatch and Intelligence . Hyl. Let them be as Sleek , and well Timber'd , as those Atoms Epicurus made his Soul of ; yet I 'm afraid they are not altogether qualified for that Office you have put them in . For supposing a Bird sits before me ; these Mercurys immediately run up to the Center of Sensation , to give an Account of what is arrived . Now in doing this , either every single Animal Spirit must convey a whole Representation , which would multiply the Object , if not over-load the Carrier ; or else they must divide the Image among them ; and so lug off every one his Share . This I confess is the more equal way : But then when they have taken the Object to pieces , how they will set it toge-again , is hard to imagine . For they cannot strike all upon one Point ; and if they could , they would jumble the Proportions , and run the Object all on heaps ; where the later Impression would go near to deface the former . But if they impinge upon different Parts , and make every Part sensible with the Stroke ; 'T is true then they have it among them , but which way the Whole should emerge , is still incomprehensible . For supposing the Image was painted in Order , without any Dislocation , vacant Intervals , or Interloping ; yet the Parts of the Fibres being distinct , and impregnated by distinct Spirits , they can account no farther than their Share of Motion reaches : And therefore how they should club their particular Informations into a common Idea , is inconceivable . For Instance : If a Cake is broken among Twenty People , though there may be nothing lost in the Division , yet 't will be next to impossible for each Person , from the View of a single Fragment , to understand what Relation either in Site , or Magnitude , his proportion bears to the whole . Besides , if any of the returning Spirits should happen to fall foul upon others which are outward Bound ; ( which is not unlikely : ) These Counter-motions would over-set them , or occasion a later Arrival ; either of which Accidents would maim the Image , and make it imperfect . These Rubs you see will lie in the way of Sensation : But then in the Business of Imagination , the Difficulty is still greater . For here are no external Impressions to begin the Motion . 'T is true , outward Objects will make us perceive them , whether we will or no. But the Exercises of Imagination are oftentimes purely voluntary . When the Passions are not violent , we may check or quicken , change or extinguish , the Operation as we please . Now I would gladly know the main Spring of the Motion . What Power it is which opens the Scene , and gives Direction to the whole Management ; which chalks out the Course of the Spirits , and limits their Commission , both as to Time , and other Circumstances of Action ? Luc. I perceive you imagine a Mechanical Solution impossible . But if you examined the exquisite Fineness of the Animal Spirits , and the exact Proportion between them and the Fibres , to give and receive Impressions , I believe you would alter your Opinion : Especially considering this Hypothesis is supported by matter of Fact. Hyl. We 'll examine your matter of Fact afterwards . At present let me tell you , since both the Fibres , and Spirits , are Material ; I think it impossible for them to produce Effects , so much above the Vigour of the Cause . You may as well expect that two Bowls should grow sensible by Rubbing , as that the Rencounter of any Bodies , should awaken them into Perception and Reasoning . The whole Force of Mechanism , consists in Matter and Motion . Matter is nothing but Extention , that is , Length , Breadth , and Depth . And Motion implies no more than a Change of Situation in the Parts of Matter . Now these two Ingredients , though never so well mix'd , will not rise into the Composition of a Spirit . Thoughts , and Dimensions , are the most incompatible , unresembling Things in Nature . To make the first out of the later , is a harder Metamorphosis than any is in Ovid. Who ever heard of an Ounce of Pain , an Inch of Desire , or an Ell of Contemplation . Luc. I suppose you fancy if Matter and Motion can make a Thought ; a Thought may make Matter and Motion . Hyl. Why not ? What should hinder this Mercury from being fixed after Sublimation , and thrown back into its former State ? But as this won't do , so neither will the other . Take a Body and run it through all Shapes , and Changes ; force it into all Climates , and b●ndy it through the Universe ; yet , like some young Travellers , 't will come Home as dull , and unthinking , as it went out . For all this bustle amounts to no more than making the Parts and Motion greater , or lesser , than they were before ; and giving them a new Neighbourhood . Luc. I should have fancied that when the Parts were broken fine , and curiously filed , a brisk Touch of Motion would have quickned them into Thinking . ●●●Hyl . Motion make them Think ! You may as well expect Discourse from a Tempest , or Consgration . And as for the Fineness of Parts , if that signifies any Thing , a Mite would have more sense than a Man. And to carry on the Improvement : One would think we might beat Spice till it felt the Pestil ; and with a good Flint and Steel , strike Consciousness into a Tinder-box . Luc. What makes you so positive against the Sensibility of Matter ? Hyl. Because 't is nothing but Extension variously figured . Luc. Do you know all the Affections of Bodies ? If not , why do you confine their Operations ? Hyl. If you ask me whether I know all the Effects which may result from all the possible Combinations of Matter , and Motion : I answer , No ; neither is it necessary . But this I know , That all your Transmutations can never hunt a Body out of Extension . You may divide , or consolidate ; alter the Superficies , the Bulk , or Place ; quicken the Motion , or interrupt the Quiet ; but after all 't will have Longitude , Latitude , and Profundity , in spight of Fate . The Consequence is , That all the Revolutions in Nature , can give it nothing more than different Degrees of these Dimensions . And what affinity has Thinking with such Attributes as these ? No more than there is between a Syllogism and a Yard-wand . In a word : If Thinking is Essential to Matter , than all Matter must Think ; and if so , Stocks and Stones will come in for their Share of Privilege . But if all Matter does not Think , none can ; for the Essence of all Matter is the same . Luc. Does it imply a Contradiction for Matter to Think ? Hyl. Truly , in my Opinion , as much as for a Man to be a Horse . Luc. Why so ? Does Thinking extinguish Extension ? Hyl. It extinguishes the Idea if you will ; and that is sufficient proof it does not belong to the Thing . Luc. Because Extension and Cogitation are unallied in their Ideas , and this later is not implied in the Notion of Matter , you conclude this Faculty does not belong to it . Hyl. Yes ; and with good Reason . For how can the Distinction of Substances be known , but by the different Proprieties and Operations which proceed from them ; and which way can these be discovered , but by the distinct Notions , and Sentiments , we have of them ? Luc. Are you sure your Idea of Matter is compleat ? Hyl. That the full Notion of Corporeity is comprized within the Three Dimensions , is as clear as that Two and Two makes Four. To these Dimensions add what Dose of Motion you please , and then you have raised the whole Posse of Mechanism . And when you have disciplined it in all Postures , and Figures , 't will be Matter and Motion still . For you may better suppose , That a Mouse may produce an Elephant , than that Matter and Motion should propagate out of their own Species . Now these two Principles fall vastly short of the Notion of Consciousness ; and are no more like Perception , than Colours resemble Sound . Luc. You take the Differences of Ideas , for Demonstrations of Distinction in Things ; will that hold ? Hyl. Yes ; or else we have nothing to trust to . If clear and distinct Perception is not the infallible Mark of Truth , 't is impossible to know any Thing . For all Reasoning is at last resolved into Self-evident Principles : Now these Magisterial Propositions don't dispute for Belief , but demand it . They flash Conviction so powerfully that 〈◊〉 there is no resisting them , unless you will suppose our Faculties are false : And then it will be Madness to argue about any Thing . To return : Don't you think the Whole is greater than any Part of it ? Luc. I allow it an indisputable Axiom ; what follows ? Hyl. Why as plain and as primary a Truth as it appears , 't is but a Consequence of what I mentioned before . Luc. What , that a Distinction of Ideas infers a Distinction in Things ? Hyl. Yes . For do but attend , and you 'll find that the reason why you pronounce the whole bigger than a Part ; is because the first takes up a greater room in the Notion , and includes a more comprehensive Reality , than the later . Luc. It seems then the Functions of Life and Reasoning , proceed from an immaterial Substance ; and that the Body and Spirit , are perfectly distinct . Hyl. Nothing more certain . And if a Spirit has no Extension , it can have no Parts ; from hence it becomes indivisible , and thence immortal . Luc. I own these Consequences are very clear ; but then they are embarrassed with some appendant Difficulties which shock a Man's Understanding . Hyl. Look you ! We must not let go manifest Truths , because we cannot answer all Questions about them . Objections are no good Evidence against positive Proofs . This scrupulous way would make us deny our Senses : For there is scarcely any thing we meet with , but puts our Reason to a stand , in some Circumstance or other . But pray where does the Pinch lye ? Luc. Why , by this Scheme all Communication between Soul and Body is cut off ; and yet nothing is more certain than that These two maintain a large Correspondence . You see we move our Limbs at our Pleasure , and receive various Impressions according to the Objects of Sense , and the Habits of Constitution . But how the Soul can move the Body , or be affected by it , without Extension , is past my Comprehension . For all Motion is perform'd by Resistance , and Resistance supposes Contact , and Contact requires a Superficies , and this implies Extension ; so that where Extension is absent , the other Requisites must fail of Course . At this rate , a Soul may as soon push down a Church Steeple , as stir a single Atom . Hyl. I confess I can't tell you how this Affair is managed . 'T is possible the Soul does not move the Body at all . Luc. How then comes it to pass that Motion is so perpetually consequent to our Will ? For the Purpose : When I have a Mind to walk , the Muscles are immediately put into a Posture of Travelling , and do their Office at the least Notice imaginable . Hyl. I believe this mysterious Correspondence depends on the Laws of the Union ; which by Sovereign Appointment are order'd to consist in a certain Reciprocation of Thoughts and Motions , and so vice versa . Luc. You mean , when I would move my Finger , God directs the Organ for such a Performance : And on the other hand , gives me Ideas suitable to the Presence of sensible Objects , and to the State of the Union . Hyl. Right . Luc. But why do you make use of this Supposition ? Do you believe the Power of Exciting Motion exceeds the Force of the Soul ? Hyl. 'T is not improbable it may . For if this Privilege lay within our reach , one would imagine we should know something more of the Manner of using it . But I don't pretend to determine any Thing . Luc. You don't think it impossible for a Spirit to move Matter ? Hyl. By no means : If it were , there would be no such Thing as Motion . For Extension implies no Necessity of being Moved : It supposes no more than a bare Capacity for such an Event . Now that Power which brings this Possibility into Act , must be something distinct from Matter . Besides : The Regularity of Motion , visible in the great Variety and Curiosity of Bodies , and the constant and even Revolutions of some of them , is a Demonstration that the whole Mass of Matter is under the Conduct of a Mighty Intelligence . Luc. By your Reasoning , I conceive you believe that the Power of Motion , is either an incommunicable Perfection of the Supreme Being , or else a sort of Prerogative Royal , which he is pleased to keep in his Hands , that we may be the more sensible of our dependance . Hyl. I think that Opinion not improbable . You know the Apostle tells us , That in Him we Live , Move , and have our Being : Which Words 't is likely will bear a more Literal Sense than is usually imagined . Luc. May be so . But to return : If Matter be so uncapable of Thinking , as seems to have been proved ; How comes it about that the Operations of Sense , and Reason , vary so much according to the Disposition of the Organs ? For if the Musick does not depend on the Instrument , what 's matter whether 't is in Tune , or not ? Now you know any considerable Degrees of Sickness , or Age , flat the Senses , extinguish the Memory , and weaken the Understanding : So that the Vigour of the Mind seems almost stifled under these Corporeal Oppressions . Hyl. I grant the Powers of Sensation are contracted or enlarged , made keen or languid , according to the Temper of the Body . But 't is likely these Circumstances are no more than occasional Causes of this Variety . My Meaning is , That there is no natural Connexion between Thought , and Matter and Motion : Or that the Soul and Body do not act by direct Force upon each other . 'T is true , Sensations and Passions , seem to depend upon a particular Set of Motions : And the Body , on the other hand , seems to fall into different Postures by the Orders of the Mind ; yet these Effects may not result from any mutual Agency , but meerly from the Will of a third Power . That this Supposition is possible , needs no proof . ' That 't is matter of Fact , seems likely ; because the two Parties are so essentially foreign and dissimilar , that they seem uncapable of entertaining any Commerce by virtue of their own Strength . Luc. If the Operations of Life have no immediate dependance on the Quality of the Organ ; why are our Senses worn up with Age , and decay with the visible Parts of the Body ? Hyl. When the common Period of the Union is almost expired , 't is likely Providence gives us notice of it by such sensible Declensions ; that we may disengage from the World by degrees , and prepare the better for so great an Alteration . Luc. Why does Pain follow from Obstructions , Dislocation , Discontinuity , &c. and Pleasure from those Actions which support the Frame ? Hyl. To encourage us to keep the Body in repair , and to prevent Dissolution . Luc. Your answering in the Final Cause , makes me believe you are at a Loss for the Efficient . Hyl. As to that , 'T is probable the Divine Oeconomy has settled such an interchangeable Train of Thoughts , and Motions , between Soul and Body ; that as soon as the occasional Hints spring out , the other will as constantly follow , as if they were produced by the most immediate Causality . For Instance : If I cut my Finger , I shall as certainly feel Pain , as if my Soul was co-extended with the Limb , and had a Piece of it Sawn through . So when I am disposed to Strike , the Action will be performed with the same Force and Regularity , as if it was conducted , and pushed on by the will , in the most corporeal Manner . I mention this both to illustrate the Point , and to shew that we ought to guard upon both Parts of our Composition : That there may be nothing done which is unbecoming , or disagrees with the Intendments of Providence . Luc. If the Soul and Body have no intrinsick or essential Aptness to take or receive Impressions from each other ; why is the Structure of the later so curiously Framed ? Why is there such variety of Parts , and such admirable Proportion ? By your Scheme the Soul might have the same compass of Sentiment and Perception , and do every jot as well , if it were united to a Clod. Hyl. So it might , though it had never an Atom belong to it . However your Question about the Curiosity of the Body , may be answer'd by saying , That 't is probably so framed to shew the Wisdom and Power of the Architect , and to heighten the Beauty and Dignity of the Creature . Luc. Do you say the Soul may be as happy without a Body , as with it ? Hyl. I say 't is possible to be so . Though God may order it otherwise , if he pleases ; as in Effect he has done with respect to the Resurrection . But let this last Dispute lie undecided . And before I take my leave , I can't but observe to you , that there are a great many strange Appearances in Thoughts . Methinks , if it might be , I would gladly understand the Formation of a Soul , run it up to its Punctum Saliens , and see it beat the first conscious Pulse . These Thoughts ! whence do they arise ? What Stuff are they made of ? And what Vigour is it that gives them such an Instantaneous Production ? They are conceived in full Maturity , and step into Perfection at first . They scorn the Gradations of Bodies , and the heavy Successions of Motion . They gain the Race at a Start , out-stretch the Speed of Gunpowder , and Distance Light and Lightning . Luc. If they come up in that Perfection , why are some Thoughts said to be unfinished , and to require the working off with Labour and Time ? Hyl. I grant you Projects , Harangues , and Chains of Reasoning , are not so quickly Wrought up . They include Multitude , and Order , and Choice ; and therefore must have some Leisure for Ranging , and Invention . But as to single Ideas , Inconnexions , and slight Touches , my Observation holds good . For pray what Time does it take to raise the Notion of a Mountain ? Or to Think from England to Iapan ? A Man may set both the Poles together in his Head , without trouble ; and Clutch the whole Globe at one Intellectual Grasp , if he pleases . To go on : Methinks the Conveyance and Disposition of Things in the Mind , is very extraordinary . What Faculty is it which takes the Model of the largest Objects , and draws the Picture in Little ? That reconciles all disagreing Qualities , and lodges Sympathy and Antipathy , Fire and Water , together without disturbance ? That contracts the Intervals of Space , unites the Distances of Time , and draws Past , Present , and Future , into a single View ? How comes it to pass that such an infinite Number of Things are placed with such Order and Distinction in the Memory ; notwithstanding the Tumults and Confusions , Marches and Counter-marches , of the Animal Spirits ? What room is there for such variety of Characters , and length of Records ? What is the reason some remarkable Passages will remain fresh and entire for Sixty Years together ; when all the Furniture of the Head has been often renewed in that Period ? Luc. I confess I can't explain the How to you , unless the impregnated Fibres , or Spirits , at their going off , deposit their Charge with those that remain . Hyl. They are very just if they do so : But I am afraid this handing of Notions from one Piece of Brain to another , is somewhat unintelligible . In short , If you reflect upon the Liberty of Thought , the Extent , the Abstractions , and all the Singularities of its Operations ; you 'll be obliged to assign it a nobler Original than Matter , and Motion . Luc. I am satisfied with what you say ; and upon a through View , I find the System of a Mechanical Soul , wretchedly ridiculous . Hyl. All the Branches of Scepticism are so . If the Success of our Hobbists were no better than their Reasoning , they would have few Disciples . But some People are willing to be imposed upon . For loose Practises must have supporting Principles , otherwise there will be no Quiet . Adieu . OF THE ENTERTAINMENT OF BOOKS . THE Diversions of Reading , though they are not always of the strongest Kind , yet they generally Leave a better Effect than the grosser Satisfactions of Sense . For if they are well chosen , they neither dull the Appetite , nor strain the Capacity . On the contrary , they refresh the Inclinations , and strengthen the Power , and improve under Experiment . And which is best of all , they Entertain and Perfect at the same time ; and convey Wisdom and Knowledge through Pleasure . By Reading a Man does as it were Antedate his Life , and makes himself contemporary with the Ages past . And this way of running up beyond ones Nativity , is much better than Plato's Pre-existence ; because here a Man knows something of the State , and is the wiser for it , which he is not in the other . In conversing with Books we may chuse our Company , and disengage without Ceremony or Exception . Here we are free from the Formalities of Custom , and Respect . We need not undergo the Penance of a dull Story , from a Fop of Figure ; but may shake off the Haughty , the Impertinent , and the Vain , at Pleasure . Besides , Authors , like Women , commonly Dress when they make a Visit. Respect to themselves makes them polish their Thoughts , and exert the Force of their Understanding more than they would , or can do , in ordinary Conversation . So that the Reader has as it were the Spirit and Essence in a narrow Compass ; which was drawn off from a much larger Proportion of Time , Labour , and Expence . Like an Heir , he is born rather than made Rich ; and comes into a Stock of Sense , with little or no trouble of his own . 'T is true , a Fortune in Knowledg which Descends in this manner , as well as an inherited Estate , is too often neglected , and squandered away ; because we do not consider the difficulty in Raising it . Books are a Guide in Youth , and an Entertainment for Age. They support us under Solitude , and keep us from being a Burthen to our selves . They help us to forget the Crosness of Men and Things ; compose our Cares , and our Passions ; and lay our Disappointments asleep . When we are weary of the Living , we may repair to the Dead ; who have nothing of Peevishness , Pride , or Design , in their Conversation . However , To be constantly in the Wheel has neither Pleasure nor Improvement in it . A Man may as well expect to grow stronger by always Eating , as wiser by always Reading . Too much over-charges Nature , and turns more into Disease than Nourishment . 'T is Thought and Digestion which makes Books serviceable , and gives Health and Vigour to the Mind . Neither ought we to be too Implicit or Resigning to Authorities , but to examine before we Assent , and preserve our Reason in its just Liberties . To walk always upon Crutches , is the way to lose the Use of our Limbs . Such an absolute Submission keeps us in a perpetual Minority , breaks the Spirits of the Understanding , and lays us open to Imposture . But Books well managed afford Direction and Discovery . They strengthen the Organ , and enlarge the Prospect , and give a more universal Insight into Things , than can be learned from unlettered Observation . He who depends only upon his own Experience , has but a few Materials to work upon . He is confined to narrow Limits both of Place , and Time : And is not fit to draw a large Model , and to pronounce upon Business which is complicated and unusual . There seems to be much the same difference between a Man of meer Practise , and another of Learning , as there is between an Empirick and a Physician . The first may have a good Receipt , or two ; and if Diseases and Patients were very scarce , and all alike , he might do tolerably well . But if you enquire concerning the Causes of Distempers , the Constitution of human Bodys , the Danger of Symptoms , and the Methods of Cure , upon which the Success of Medicine depends , he knows little of the Matter . On the other side : To take Measures wholy from Books , without looking into Men and Business , is like Travelling in a Map ; where though Countrys and Cities are well enough distinguished , yet Villages and private Seats are either Over-looked , or too generally Marked for a Stranger to find . And therefore he that would be a Master must Draw by the Life , as well as Copy from Originals , and joyn Theory and Experience together . OF Confidence . COnfidence as 't is opposed to Modesty , and distinguished from decent Assurance , proceeds from Self-opinion , occasioned by Ignorance or Flattery . When a Man over-rates himself by his own Folly , or the Knavery of others , he is presently for falling to work with his Privileges ; and takes care upon all Occasions to do justice to his Merit . This Extravagance makes him over-forward in Business , assuming in Conversation , suddain and peremptory in his Answers , and afraid of nothing so much as to seem within the Possibility of a Mistake . 'T is true , it sometimes happens that People who have the Wit to know they are good for little , set up notwithstanding for Men of Sufficiency . They are for trying if they can serve a Turn upon the Weakness of the Company . But this Trick seldom succeeds long together . For if a Man wants a good Opinion of himself , and is not sincere in his Vanity , he will be apt to want Spirits , and presence of Mind , to do his Business : A Diffidence of himself will make the Paint fall off , sink his Figure , and betray his Meaness ; especially when he meets those who are his Superiors in Quality , or Sense . A Man must first put a Cheat upon himself , before he can expect to do any Good with other People : For he that is not conceited in his Conscience , is never likely to make a Coxcomb worth a Groat . But when the Mind is throughly tinctured , the Face will hold the same Colour ; and the Man will be proof against all Oppositions of Sense and Difficulty . For as Malbranche observes , Peoples Opinions of themselves , are commonly legible in their Countenances . Thus a kind Imagination , makes a bold Man have Vigour and Enterprize in his Air and Motion . It stamps Value and Significancy upon his Face , and tells the People he is to go for so much ; who oftentimes being deceived by the wash , never examin the Metal , but take him upon Content . Not that Men are bound to look as Sheepishly as they can , for fear of an Imputation : For sometimes a Consciousness of Worth ; a Nobleness and Elevation of Mind , together with Fineness of Constitution , gives Lustre and Dignity to the Aspect ; and makes the Soul , as it were , shine through the Body . But to return : A Man of Confidence presseth forward upon every Appearance of Advantage ; and thinks nothing above his Management , or his Merit . He is not easily discouraged by the Greatness of an Attempt , by the Quality of Rivals , or the Frequency of Miscarriage . He is ready to rally after a Defeat ; and grows more troublesom upon Denial . Thus where his Force is too feeble , he prevails by dint of Impudence : Thus People are stormed out of their Reason and Inclinations ; plagued into a Compliance ; and forced to yield in their own Defence . These Men of Forehead , are magnificent in their Promises , and infallible in their Prescriptions . They love to ensure a Cause , and seldom talk under Certainty and Demonstration . This Talent makes them often succeed against modest Men of much greater Sufficiency , where the Competition is governed by a popular Choice . For though there is Reason in many Cases to decide Controversies by the Vote ; yet 't is no less true , on the other hand , that the Majority of Mankind is seldom the Wisest . The Multitude are more smitten with Appearances , than Things . The Noise , and Glitter , and Parade of a Pretender , calls up their Attention ; and flashes upon their Weakness , at an irresistable Rate . It surprizes their Imagination , and subdues their Judgment : So that a bold Undertaker gains mightily upon the People , especially at his first Setting out . Nay , wise Men are sometimes over-born , or imposed on this way , when they are taken at a Disadvantage . Indeed this Faculty is of great Use to play a Prize with , or carry on an Imposture ; and therefore your Quacks , Figure-flingers , Petty-foggers , and Republican Plotters , cannot well live without it . It enables a Man to Flourish , Rail , and Romance , to Admiration . It makes Impertinencies shine , Impossibilities seem credible , and turns Rats-bane into Elixir Vitae . And when Matters are brought to a Pinch , and the Crowd drawn out , in Expectation of something extraordinary ; then if the Mountain will not come to Mahumet , he will for once condescend to go to the Mountain . And thus by entertaining the Company with a Jest ; the Prophet's disengaged , and the Miracle adjourned to a more convenient Season . However , these Spar●s meet with their Mortifications : For when they happen to fall among People of Judgment , they are looked through immediately ; and then the Discovery spreads apace . For Confidence is apt to expose it self ; to over-grasp Business ; to talk without thinking ; and to fail in the Decencys of Conversation . Now when a bold Man is out of Countenance , he makes a very wooden Figure on 't . He has no Hand at Blushing for want of Practise : And acts Modesty with so ill a Grace ; that he is more ridiculous in the Habit of Vertue , than in that of Vice. To go on with him a little farther : One of this Character , is like an Out-landish Show ; most admired at first Sight . He has Gloss , but without either Fineness , or Substance . And therefore , like Cloath ill made , he looks better in the Shop , than he wears in the Suit. In a word , He is the Jest of wise Men , and the Idol of Fools : And commonly his Patent runs for his Life-time . OF ENVY . ENvy is a Displeasure for some supposed Advantage in another . The Object of this Passion is something Desirable . And though Excellency , precisely considered , cannot occasion Dislike ; yet Excellency misplaced may . The Envious believes himself eclipsed by the Lustre of his Neighbour . That which is good in it self , becomes an Evil to him ; which makes him wish it either Removed , or Extinguished . The Discovery of the Rise and Unreasonableness of Envy , and the way to prevent being either Active in it , or Passive under it , will comprehend the Argument . To begin with the first . Envy lies mostly between Beings equal in Nature , though unequal in Circumstances . We don't envy Brutes , though they exceed us in many Respects not inconsiderable . No Body is angry with a Bird because she can Fly. We are not offended with the Strength of an Elephant , or the Speed of a Horse ; or with a Dog , for having a better Nose than his Master . These are all foreign Commodities , they are not look'd on as the Growth of our Soil ; which makes them neither Expected , nor Desired . Besides , we excel these Creatures in other Qualitys more valuable . So that upon the whole Comparison , we remain their Superiours ; which is sufficient to lay our Envy asleep . On the other hand , Men are not subject to repine at the higher Condition of an Angel. They know there is a comparative Disadvantage in their first Composition : The Model of Humanity was Drawn less . Our Capacities , if they were all fill'd , are not large enough to hold so much Happiness . To this I may add , That the Angelick Grandeur is seldom seen . By being thus conceal'd , it does not awaken our Poverty , nor mortify our Littleness so much , as if it was always display'd before us . And lastly , our Hopes of rising to this Height hereafter , makes us bear our present Inferiority well enough . But where the Essential Properties are alike , Pretensions are apt to Mount , unless seasonably check'd . " I am ( crys the Envious ) of the same Nature with the Rest , and why then should such a Man Top me ? Where there is an Equality of Kind , there should be no Distinction of Privilege . I am as near of Kin to God Almighty as the Best ; and he is certainly the Noblest Ancestor . I am cast in the same Mould , made up of the same Matter , and stamp'd with the same Impression ; and why should I not pass equally in general Esteem ? In taking Gold and Silver , 't is not enquired what Mines they came from , nor how long they have been dig'd ; If they answer the Qualities of the Metal , that 's enough . Why then should one Piece of human Nature be thought so much worse than another ; since it keeps within the Species , and shines true upon the Touch-stone ? " In answer to this Expostulation ; I shall only say , That though the Metal is the same , yet the Figure , the Quantity , and the Fineness , is often different , which makes a Difference in the Value . To proceed . Those antiently possess'd of Honour , are apt to envy others newly raised . The reason is , This later Promotion takes away the former Difference between the Persons . The Singularity of a Man's Greatness is in some measure destroy'd . He has fewer to look down upon than he had before : He has lost an Inferiour ; which , without being well considered , will make him uneasy , like a Prince who has part of his Dominions won from him . But this Practice how common soever is unreasonable , where the later Rise is creditable . For all Quality that is good for any thing , is originally founded upon Merit . Now when a Man purchases Honour at as great an Expence of Deserving as my self ; why should not his Title be as good ? And if so , why should I grudge him the Possession ? To value Worth in my self , or my Family , and over-look it in another , is plain Partiality ; and Partiality is always Injustice . When Two start into the World together , he that is thrown behind , unless his Mind proves generous , will be displeased with the other . For the Success of the first , seems to press upon the Reputation of the later . For what will the World say ? Why could not he hold up ? What made him come on so heavily , but that he wanted either Management or Metal ? With submission , this Inference is not good , and therefore one should not grow Peevish about it . Success does not always attend Desert . Sometimes Favour , and Opportunity , and Fortune , run most on one Side . Sometimes a Man cracks his Conscience as a Horse does his Wind , by straining up the Hill. But if the Advantage was fairly gained , 't is unbecoming to complain . If my Friend charges in the Post of Honour , while I am sleeping in my Tent , 't is great Injustice to envy him the Reward of his Bravery . In all likelihood I brought all my Limbs out of the Bed , which 't is probable he has not done off the Breach . And if he has , his Merit should not be lessen'd by his good Fortune . He that hazards his Life upon an honourable Score , deserves the same Regard as if he had lost it . Envy among Persons of the same Trade , is common . The Competition of Interest occasions this Malevolence . They Glean up Custom from their Neighbours ; and so what one gets , the other loses . But why should I grudge a Man the common Advantage of his Employment ? Why should I desire more than my Share of Business , and be sorry to see another thrive by his Industry ? Here can be nothing but Covetousness at the bottom , and that is never to be satisfied . However , it must be granted that all Concurrences of this Nature , whether for Money , Favour , or Power , are in danger of being displeased with a fortunate Rival . The Pinch lyes here ; The Matter in competition is often Indivisible . An Office , or a Mistress , can't be Apportion'd out like Common , and shared among distinct Proprietors . The Case is like a Lottery with one Prize , a single Ticket is only enrich'd , and the rest are all Blanks . So that they 'll tell you , 't is not so much ill Nature as Disappointment , which Sowres the Humour . Where the Objects of Desire are more Communicative , there is no Exceptions taken . People don't like a Prospect the worse , because others have the Pleasure of it . They are seldom disturb'd , because their Neighbours hear the same Musick , or smell the same Perfumes with themselves . For here is enough for them all . The Satisfaction is so noble , that it spreads without Lessening ; 't is not the thinner for being Beaten : But if there was any interfering , if the Senses should engross , or balk one another , as in the Case of Eating and Drinking , you would quickly see the Tables turn'd . If a fine Object should tarnish by having a great many See it ; or the Musick should run mostly into one Man's Ears , these Satisfactions would be made Inclosure as well as the rest . Farther . Those Advantages , which 't is no Discredit to want , are not usually envied in another . For Instance : He that does not pretend to Painting , is not Touched at the Commendation of a Master in that Profession . A Woman does not envy a Man for fighting Courage ; nor a Man a Woman for her Beauty . An old Man is not uneasy at the Strength and Activity of those who are younger ; neither does Youth envy the Knowledg and Experience of Age. In these Cases , Reputation is unconcerned , and the Esteem of the Person is not sunk by being unfurnish'd . For either the Advantage is foreign to the Condition of Life , or Sex ; either we have been possessed already , or have time enough to gain it afterwards . The Absurdity of this Passion has partly been discover'd already , and may be farther enlarged . Envy is an ill-natured Vice ; 't is made up of Meaness and Malice ▪ It wishes the Force of Goodness restrain'd , and the Measure of Happiness abated . It laments over Prosperity , and sickens at the Sight of Health . Had Envy the governing of the Creation , we should have a sad World on 't . How would it infect the Air , and darken the Sun ; make the Seas unnavigable , and blast the Fruits of the Earth ? How would the Face of Nature be over-cast ? How soon would Peace be banish'd , and Pleasure languish and expire ? We should see Confusion without Settlement , Madness without Intervals , and Poyson without Antidote . Discord , and Disappointment , and Despair , would then be the only Blessings and Entertainments of Life . Could the Envious prevail , all noble Undertakings would be crush'd , and Invention nip'd in the Bud. Nothing extraordinary in Industry , Sense , or Bravery , would be endured . Whatever was Shining would soon be eclipsed . Beauty would be deform'd , and Courage turn'd into Cowardize . To excel either in Art or Nature would be a Crime : And none could be Safe , but the Ill , and the Useless . Emulation is a handsom Passion , 't is enterprizing , but just withall : It keeps a Man within the Terms of Honour , and makes the Contest for Glory fair and generous . Here is nothing Malevolent and Insidious . The Advantage is gained by Improvement , not by Injury . The Man strives to excel , but then 't is by raising himself , not by depressing another . But Envy oftentimes wants Spirit , as well as Good-nature . Like a cold Poyson , it benumns and stupifies . And thus as it were conscious of its own Impotence , it folds its Arms in Despair , and sits Cursing in a Corner . When Envy conquers , 't is commonly in the Dark ; by Treachery and Undermining , by Calumny and Detraction . The Envious are always ungrateful ; they hate a noble Temper , though shewn upon themselves . If you oblige them , 't is at your peril : They 'll fly in the Face of a good Turn , and Out-rage where they ought to Reward . Has not many a brave Man been ruined , by being over-charged with Merit ? What banish'd Themistocles , and sent Belisarius a begging , but doing too much for their Country ? The comfort is , Envy is no less foolish than detestable ; 't is a Vice which they say keeps no Holy-days , but is always in the Wheel , and working upon its own Disquiet . Envy , strictly considered , is a Mark of Inferiority . It supposes some Excellency in another which is wanting in it self . This is a cruel Mortification ; for the Envious are generally Proud. 'T is a strong Desire to be Above , which makes People uneasy Beneath . Now to see a hated Person superior , and to lie under the anguish of a Disadvantage , is far enough from Diversion . Envy is of all others the most ungratifying and disconsolate Passion . There is Power for Ambition , and Pleasure for Luxury , and Pelf even for Covetousness ; but Envy can give nothing but Vexation . 'T is made up of Impotence and Malice ; and where these two Qualities are well compounded , there needs no other Ingredients of Misery . Envy how carefully does it look ? How meager and ill-complexioned ? It preys upon it self , and exhausts the Spirits : 'T is a Disease in its Constitution , and every Pulse is a Pain . Ease must be impracticable to the Envious : They lie under a double Misfortune ; common Calamities , and common Blessings , fall heavily upon them : Their Nature gives them a Share in the one , and their Ill-nature in the other . And he that has his own Troubles , and the Happiness of his Neighbours , to disturb him , is likely to have work enough . Envy looks ill under every Aspect . For if a Man be Good , he ought to be Loved ; if Bad , to be Pitied . To envy a Superior , makes the Odds more smarting , and the Distance more sensible . To envy an Inferior , is to lose the higher Ground , and to set him upon a Level . To grudge any Man an Advantage in Person or Fortune , is to censure the Liberalities of Providence , and be angry at the Goodness of God. And since Envy is so odious , and every way unlucky ; and does so much mischief to it self , and others , it may not be improper proper to offer something more particular to prevent it . First then let us consider , That Providence has given the least of us more than we can pretend to . If we could make out a Title to more Privilege , to complain were not unreasonable . But I suppose no one is so hardy as to say , God is in his Debt ; that he owed him a nobler Being , or a better Subsistance . For Existence must be antecedent to Merit . That which was not , could not oblige ; and Nothing can claim Nothing . You 'll say such a one is much better furnish'd than my self . Besides , I want several Conveniences which I could mention . And if I must not have them , I wish they had not come in my way . Look you ! Are we to cry , like ill-managed Children , for every Thing before us ? If I give a Beggar Six-pence , has he reason to grumble beause he has seen a Shilling , or knows how to spend a Crown ? Let him give me leave to be Master of my Charity , and do what I please with my own . If bare Knowledge would give Possession , and our Senses could Challenge all they lay hold of ; there would be a strange World quickly . But these are wild and impracticable Suppositions . There is neither Justice , nor Convenience , nor Possibility , in such an Expectation . Let us remember we are well dealt with ; and then we shall not be troubled to see another in a better Condition . To consider we have more than we deserve , will help our Reason to silence our Murmuring , and make us ashamed to Repine . Just Thoughts , and modest Expectations , are easily satisfied . If we don't over-rate our Pretensions , all will be well . Humility disarms Envy , and strikes it dead . Secondly , We should endeavour to improve our respective Abilities . Men naturally desire to stand fair in the Opinion of others : And to have something of Value to support them in their own Thoughts . When they are the worst of their Way , and fixt in the Fag-end of Business , they are apt to look not kindly upon those who go before them . He that can be reconciled to the Character of an insignificant Person , has a mean Soul. To be easy , a Man should examin his Genius , and exert his Spirits , and try to make the most of himself . 'T is true , every one cannot expect to distinguish himself in the highest Posts ; To command an Army , or ride Admiral in a Fleet , or be at the Head of Iustice , or Religion : ( Neither is it material to the Point . ) Notwithstanding there are few but may Shine in their own Orb , and be Remarkable in their Station ; so far at least as to guard off Contempt , and secure a moderate Repute : And those that are easy at Home , will not be envious Abroad . Those that are Good for something themselves , will be contented that others should be so too . All Things considered , They have their Share of Regard , and let who will take the rest . Thirdly , The proportioning Reward to Merit , ( which will be done Hereafter ) is a sufficient Expectation to remove Envy . The Perswasion of such a Regulation of Honour , is certainly the most solid Principle for this purpose imaginable . For this way all the seeming Partialities of Birth , and Fortune , are set aside . And to speak familiarly , every one has a fair Turn to be as Great as he pleases . Here all People are upon equal Terms of Advantage : The Temple of Honour stands open to all Comers ; and the Peasant has an Opportunity of being as great as a Prince . Thus Station and Happiness lies in every ones Power : The Management of the Will determines the Precedency . A slender Share of present Advantage , will do no prejudice to future Pretensions . For Men will not be valued by the Size of their Understandings , but their Honesty . Not consider'd by the Height of their Character , but for the Decency of Personation . When the Scene of Life is shut up , the Slave will be above his Master , if he has acted better . Thus Nature and Condition , are once more brought to a Ballance : And as all Men were Equal at first , so they may be at last ; if they take Care. This Consideration digs up Envy by the Roots ; because no Man can be less than another , without his own Fault . The way To prevent being Envied , ( for that should be thought on too , ) in a Privilege , is to shew it not undeserved . That 't is either transmitted from worthy Ancestors , or acquired by Qualities extraordinary . He that rises above a common Performance , and goes far in an honorable Danger , may be thought to Earn the Distinction of his Circumstances . In such Cases , People are more inclined to commend the Merit , than repine at the Success : Especially if the Advantage be civilly managed . Conceit , and Arrogance , and Ostentation , spoils all . Pride , and ill Nature , will be hated in Spight of all the worth in the World. But he that is obliging in his Exaltation , and makes a modest Use of his Superiority , may sit secure , and have the Odds of good Wishes on his Side . OF THE ASPECT . THE Countenance seems designed not only for Ornament , but Information . The Passions there displayed make way for Commerce and Communication ; and help to let one Man into the Sentiments and Affections of another . 'T is true , the Soul is not altogether Discovered . If the Thoughts lay open to Observation , there would great Inconveniences follow . Many good Designs would be defeated : Many improper Aversions and Desires would appear : The Business of Life would be disturbed , and Conversation made almost impracticable . In such Cases , People would chuse to converse in the dark , rather than trust themselves with the Sight of each other . However , though the Soul can't be all forced into the Face , yet there is no small part of it to be seen there ; especially when it comes of its own accord . Here the different Apprehensions of the Mind discover themselves . I grant , they are not always fully distinguished in their Causes , and their Kind . But though they are not drawn at Length , you have something of the Colour , and Proportion . Here Joy and Grief , Resolution and Fear , Modesty and Conceit , Inclination , Indifferency and Disgust , are made legible . The Character is fairest and best marked in Children , and those who are unpractised in the little Hypocrisies of Conversation . For when Nature has learnt to put on Art , and Disguise , the Forehead is not easily read . Now 't is very Surprizing to see the Image of the Mind stamp'd upon the Aspect : To see the Cheeks take the Dye of the Passions thus naturally , and appear in all the Colours and Complexions of Thought . Why is this Variety of Changes confined to a single Place ? What is the Reason a Man's Arm won't Smile and Frown , and do all the intellectual Postures of the Countenance ? The Arm seems to have a finer Skin than the Face : 'T is less exposed to the Weather ; the Veins are larger , and more visible , and the Pulse beats stronger . In short , If Matter and Motion would do the Business , the Arm , excepting the Eye , seems to have the Advantage , and might put in for the Index and Interpreter of the Mind . And yet we see 't is strangely uniform and unaffected upon every Accident and turn of Thought ; and nothing but a Blow , or a Pinch , can make it change Colour . But the Face being design'd to be uncloath'd , and in view , God has there fixed the Seat and Visibility of the Passions ; for the better direction of Conversation . The suddain Alteration of the Countenance , is very remarkable . A forcible Object will rub out the freshest Colours at a stroke , and paint others of a quite different Appearance . A vigorous Thought , or a Surprize of good Fortune , dispels the Gloom , and brightens the Air , immediately . To metamorphose the Blood and Spirits thus extempore , is not a little Strange . It argues an amazing Fineness and Curiosity in the Parts ; that the least Touch of the Imagination can alter them into almost what Appearances it pleases . The Strength of the Representation , is another Circumstance worth considering . The inward Motions and Temper , are sometimes drawn with wonderful Life . The Advantages of Youth and Complexion , the particular Force of the Mind and Occasion , answer to the Fineness of the Colours , and the Skill of the Painter . When all these Causes meet , the Passions are marked with extraordinary Clearness , and Strength . What can be more significant than the suddain Flushing and Confusion of a Blush ; than the Sparklings of Rage , and the Lightning of a Smile ? The Soul is as it were Visible upon these Occasions ; the Passions Ebb and Flow in the Cheeks ; and are much better distinguished in their Progress , than the Change of the Air in a Weather-glass . Some People have an Air of Dignity and Greatness , and an unusual Vigour , in their Aspect . Others have a Sweetness and good Humour printed upon them , which is very engaging : A Face well furnish'd out by Nature , and a little disciplined , has a great deal of Rhetorick in it . A Graceful Presence bespeaks Acceptance , gives a Force to Language , and helps to Convince by Look ; and Posture . But this Talent must be sparingly used , for fear of falling into Affectation ; than which nothing is more nauseous . Of all the Appearances , methinks a Smile is the most extraordinary . It plays with a surprizing Agreableness in the Eye ; breaks out with the brightest Distinction , and sits like a Glory upon the Countenance . What Sun is there within us that shoots his Rays with so suddain a Vigour ? To see the Soul flash in the Face at this rate , one would think might convert an Atheist . By the way , we may observe that Smiles are much more becoming than Frowns : This seems a natural Encouragement to good Humour . As much as to say , If People have a Mind to be Handsom , they must not be Peevish , and Untoward . Another Thing remarkable , is the Obsequiousness of the Aspect . It goes as true to the Mind , when we please , as the Dial to the Sun. The Orders are publish'd as soon as given . 'T is but throwing the Will into the Face , and the inward Direction appears immediately . 'T is true , a Man cannot command the standing Features and Complexion ; but the Diversities of Passion are under Disposal . The Image of Pleasure is never seen , when Anger was intended . No. The Sentiments are painted exactly , and drawn by the Life within . And since 't is in our Power not to give a wrong Sign , we should not pervert the Intendments of Providence . To wash over a coarse or insignificant Meaning , is to counterfeit Natures Coin. We ought to be just in our Looks , as well as in our Actions ; for the Mind may be declared one way no less than the other . A Man might as good break his Word , as his Face , especially upon some critical Occasions . It may so happen that we can converse no other way , for want of an Interpreter . But though I cannot tell what a Man says , if he will be sincere , I may easily know what he Looks . The Meaning of Sounds are uncertain , and tyed to particular Times and Places : But the Language of the Face is fixt , and universal . Its Consents and Refusals , are every where alike . A Smile has the same Form and Sense in China , as with us . If Looks were as arbitrary as Words , Conversation would be more in the dark : And a Traveller would be obliged to learn the Countenances , as well as the Tongues of Foreign Countries . And as the Language of the Face is universal , so 't is very comprehensive . No Laconism can reach it . 'T is the Short-hand of the Mind , and crowds a great deal in a little room . A Man may Look a Sentence , as soon as Speak a Word . The Strokes are small , but so Masterly drawn , that you may easily collect the Image and Proportions of what they resemble . Whether Honesty and Dishonesty are discernable in the Face , is a Question which admits of Dispute . King Charles the Second thought he could depend upon these Observations . But with submission , I believe an Instance might be given in which his Rules of Physiognomy failed . 'T is true , the Temper and inward Disposition is sometimes visible in the Countenance . Thus Salust tells us , Cataline had Rage and Defiance in his Looks , even after he was dead . However , here the Impression was partly design'd , and voluntary . He had a Mind no question to appear as Fierce and Formidable as he could . But in Insincerity the Case is otherwise ; for no Man is willing to be known for a Knave . Whether Men , as they say of Plants , have Signatures to discover their Natures by , is hard to determine . Some People fancy an honest Man looks plain , and open , and all of a Piece . And therefore when they see a shy and compounded Air , a remote and absconding kind of Countenance , they conclude it Cain's Mark. This , in their Opinion , is either a Caution given us by Providence , or the natural Effect of a crafty and suspicious Mind . A Knave , say they , is apprehensive of being Discover'd ; and this habitual Concern puts an Odness into his Looks . But After all , no Man's Face is Actionable . These Singularities are interpretable , from more innocent Causes . And therefore though there may be ground for Caution , there is none for Censure . AGAINST DESPAIR . THE trouble of Despair always rises in proportion to the Evil that is feared . By consequence , the greatest Agonies of Expectation , are those which relate to another World. But I shall leave this Consideration to the Pulpits , and proceed upon a lower Object . Now Despair , as it respects the Business and Events of Life , is an uneasy and impolitick Passion : It Antedates a Misfortune , and Torments a Man before his Time. It spreads a Gloominess upon the Soul , and makes her live in a Dungeon beyond the Notion of Pre-existence . It preys upon the Vitals , like Prometheus's Vultur ; and eats out the Heart of all other Satisfactions . It cramps the Powers of Nature , and cuts the Sinews of Enterprize , and gives Being to many cross Accidents , which otherwise would never happen . To believe a Business impossible , is the way to make it so . How many feasible Projects have miscarried by Despondency , and been strangled in the Birth , by a cowardly Imagination ? If Things will not do of themselves , they may let it alone ; for he that Despairs is resolved not to help them : For who would work upon an Impossibility ? Such an Expectation , crys one , will never come to pass : Therefore I 'll e'en give it up , and go and fret my self . How do you know that ? Can you see to the utmost Limits of Nature ? And are you acquainted with all the Powers in Being ? Is it an easy Matter to pronounce upon all the Alterations of Time , and Accident ? And to foretell how strangely the Ballance of Force and Inclination may be turned ? Pray let us see whether 't will or no , before we grow too positive , and give Sentence against our Interest . A very pretty Device you 'll say ! For at this rate , a Man must never Despair while he lives ! And pray where is the Harm on 't , if it should be so ? Is Despair so entertaining a Companion ? Are the Pleasures of it so inviting , and rapturous ? Is a Man bound to look out sharp to plague himself ? And to take care that he slips no Opportunity of Being unhappy ? As long as there is Life , there is Hope : And if so , 't is Prudence not to desert it . Hope is a vigorous Principle . 'T is furnish'd with Light and Heat , to Advise and Execute : It sets the Head and the Heart on work , and animates a Man to do his utmost . And thus by perpetual Pushing , and Assurance , it puts a difficulty out of Countenance , and makes a seeming Impossibility give way . At the worst , if the Success happens to fail ; 't is clear Gains , as long as it lasts . It keeps the Mind easy , and expecting ; and fences off Anxiety and Spleen . 'T is sometimes so Sprightly and Rewarding a Quality , that the Pleasure of Expectation exceeds that of Fruition . It Refines upon the Richness of Nature , and Paints beyond the Life : And when the Reality is thus out-shined by the Imagination , Success is a kind of Disappointment ; and to Hope , is better than to Have . Besides , Hope has a creditable Complexion . It throws a generous Contempt upon ill Usage , and looks like a handsom Defiance of a Misfortune . As who should say , You are somewhat troublesome now , but I shall conquer you afterwards . And thus a Man makes an honourable Exit , if he does nothing farther . His Heart Beats against the Enemy when he is just Expiring , and Discharges the last Pulse in the Face of Death . But Despair makes a despicable Figure , and descends from a mean Original . 'T is the Off-spring of Fear , of Laziness , and Impatience . It argues a defect of Spirits , and Resolution ; and oftentimes of Honesty too . After all , the Exercise of this Passion is so troublesome , that methinks nothing but Dint of Evidence , and Demonstration , should force it upon us . I would not despair unless I knew the irrevocable Decree was past . Unless I saw my Misfortune Recorded in the Book of Fate , and Signed and Sealed by Necessity . Indeed where the Act is unmanly , or the Expectation immoral , or contradictious to the Attributes of God ; we ought to drop our Hopes or rather never entertain them . And therefore I would neither Hope to play the Fool , or the Knave , or be Immortal . But when the Object is defensible and fair , I would not quit my Hold , as long as it was within the Reach of Omnipotence . What then , must we Hope without Means ? Yes ; why not ? When we cannot work them out of our own Industry . Pray what Means was there to make the World with ? There was neither Timber nor Tools to raise the Building , and yet you see what a noble Pile it is . Why should we suppose a Miracle so strange a Thing , since Nature herself was produced this way ? He that made Second Causes , can as easily work without , as with them . — Quicquid Dii voluere peractum est . To Will , and to Do , is the same Thing with an Almighty Power . If we could Cure a Fever with a Wish , Decree up a House , and make what we would , consequent upon Inclination : In such a Case , we need not tye our selves to Application , and Materials . The bare Fiat of our Will would give Birth to the Idea : And make it start out into Existence without any more ado . To use the Ministrations of subordinate Causes , looks like a Going about . For where there is Matter and Motion , there must , in humane Apprehension , be Succession of Parts , and Resistance , and Time , for the Performance . The Powers of Nature seem too Heavy , to keep Pace with Thought , and to drive out an Instantaneous Production : So that one would almost imagine , the Acting by immediate Omnipotence , was the most disencumber'd , as well as the most magnificent Method . But is it not extravagant to expect a Miracle ? Not at all . I believe we are assisted with many more Miracles than we are aware of . For the purpose : A Man in a Storm prays that he may escape being Wreckt . I desire to know , whether he thinks it possible for him to be the better for his Devotions . If he does not , he is an impertinent Atheist for using them : If he does , he must believe that Providence will interpose , and disarm Nature , or divert her Violence . Now to check Second Causes in their Career , to change their Motion , or lay them Asleep before they are Spent , is no less a Miracle than to Act without them . Let no Man therefore disquiet himself about the Future , nor quit a just Undertaking , out of Despondency . Honest People ought to be chearful , if it was only for the Credit of their Vertue : Let us not grow Melancholick upon a superficial View of Things ; for that is as far as we can discover . 'T is a much better way to do our own Parts carefully , and rest the Event with God Almighty . OF COVETOUSNESS . BETWEEN Demeas and Mitias . Dem. I Thought I should have Dined with you to Day ; what made you fail your usual Eating-house ? Mit. I ask your Excuse . I have been at a Miser's Feast : I went thither to entertain my Curiosity rather than my Palat ; for you know that is a Sight which is not every day to be met with ? Dem. And was it as great as the Proverb makes it ? Mit. Every jot . I have not had my Senses so regaled this long time : 'T was so inviting , that I 'm afraid the Founder has taken a Surfeit . Dem. You mean of the Expence . Fear it not , he will have a Lent after his Carnival ; that will cure him . Mit. This Fit of Feasting comes upon him once a Year . If you did not know him , you 'd think it was an Ague ; he looks so desperately Pale , and Thin , for a great while after . And now , as you say , he will go into a Course of Abstinence , but I wish we could prevent the return of the Distemper ; for in my Opinion , he is well neither Full , nor Fasting . In short , The Disease lies in his Mind , and how to reach it with a Recipe , I can't tell ; for Covetousness is generally incurable . Dem. I own 't is difficulty removed , and uncreditable into the bargain ; and therefore I hope you will not Report it upon any Person , unless the Symptoms are very clear , and undisputed . Give me Leave to tell you , there are often great Mistakes in this Matter . Some think to screen their own Profuseness from Censure , by reproaching the Frugality of their Neighbours . And others pronounce rashly out of Ignorance . With their good Favour , wise Men will look beyond their Nose , and take care of the main Chance , and provide for Accidents and Age. They know that Poverty is unfashionable , and Dependance uneasy , and that a generous Mind cannot live upon Curtesy , with any great Relish . Besides some People do not decline Expence out of Parsimony , but because they do not care for the Trouble of a Figure . They do not care to be crowded with Visitors , to have their Table pestered with Flies and Flatterers , and to be always yoked in Ceremony . They don't believe any Master the more considerable by keeping a great many idle People about him ; or that any true Greatness can be made out of that which is Little. And because a Man is willing to have his House and his Head cool , and to keep his Time and his Liberty to himself , must he be called Covetous upon this Account ? Mit. I have no Intention to condemn a just Value for Money . And if any Man has more Sense and Sobriety than his Neighbours , I think it great Injustice to burlesque his Prudence , or represent him in any Character of Disadvantage . But then I must say , That some People have the Misfortune to fall into the Extremes , and that Covetousness does not lie only in Satyr , and Speculation . Dem. I perceive you have a Mind to say something upon this Argument : With the Precautions above-mentioned , I am willing to hear you . Take your Method , and draw out into what Length you please ; you will have no Interruption , for at present I am not in the disputing Humour . Mit. To begin then . There is no need of giving a close Definition of this Vice ; 't will be sufficiently discovered in the Description . Covetousness has a relation to Wealth , or Fortune . Whether a Man has no more than a just Value for this Advantage , is seen in his Getting , Keeping , and Using it . A short Survey of the Mismanagement in these three Particulars , will take in the Compass of the Case . But least you may think this Method somewhat too loose , I shall come a little nearer in a Word or two ; and affirm , That he is Covetous who balks any part of his Duty , for fear he should grow the Poorer ; and chuses rather to save his Money , than his Conscience . He that denies himself the Conveniences of Life , without either Necessity or Religion . He that is anxious in Riches . He that sets his Interest above his Honour ; and values insignificant Gains , which hold no Proportion with his Fortune , As for the Getting part , a covetous Man never troubles himself with the Niceties of Morality . His Business is to secure the End , not to distinguish upon the Means . Let the Project be but Rich and Practicable , and he enquires no farther . Honour and Conscience are fine Things , but they seldom fill the Pocket . When They will Purchase any Thing , a good Manager can counterfeit them ; but to be tyed down to a Set of Notions , is the way to be a Begger . He that resolves to Thrive , won't be discouraged by a few hard Names . His Industry is not to be check'd by Fancys , and common Mistake . He will scarcely believe himself , when it makes against him . Inward Reluctance , passes for Spleen , and Vapours ; Shame , for an infirm Vanity that hangs too servilely upon foreign Opinion ; Generosity , is nothing but a ceremonious Prodigality ; and Pity , a foolish Tenderness . These Maxims remove the Difficulties of Business , and open the way for Expedition and Success . Reason and Religion 't is likely will interpose sometimes , but the covetous Man goes on for all that . And though he can't command his Principles , he is Master of his Practise . Sometimes a Man gets only to spend : In that case , Covetousness is but a ministerial Vice ; and serves under Luxury , or Ambition . But here I shall consider it as having the Ascendant . Now to recount the Disorders of Life , the Knavery , and little Practices that flow in upon us from this Spring , were almost infinite . Whence comes all circumvention in Commerce , adulterating of Wares , vouching and varnishing against all good Faith , and Honesty ? 'T is Covetousness that Brews and Dashes ; gives you false Lights , and false Language ; and shews many other Dexterities to get your Money . Now what can be Meaner , than to make Over-reaching a part of a Profession ? And to impose upon the Ignorance , or Necessity , of a Neighbour ? Let an Apprentice be bound to a Miser , and he might as good be Becalmed , or Besieged ; for he is sure to be put to short Allowance . One would think Hunger was put in his Indentures , he is so constantly held to it . His Master will not let him grow to his Ioynts , nor Set up , with all the Flesh and Bones which Nature design'd him ; but is resolved to put part of his Limbs in his Pocket . What is the reason of racking of Tenants , and rigorous Seizures , that the Rich oppress the Poor , and the Poor steal from the Rich , but because they are not contented with their own ? Whence come Souldiers of Fortune , and Lawyers of Fortune ; Men that will Fight and be Fee'd of any Side , and sometimes of Both ? What makes the Courtier supplant his Friend , and betray his Master , and sell his Country ? Why 't is oftentimes nothing but the Love of Money , which makes the Court , and the Camp , and the Bar , thus Mean , and Mercenary . How many Trusts are abused , Wills forged , Orphans and Widows rob'd and ruin'd , upon this Score ? Where Avarice rules and rages , there is nothing of Humanity remaining . Hence it is that those who recover from the Plague dye sometimes of the Nurse ; that the Shipwreckt are dispatched on Shore , that they may not claim their Goods ; that Travellers are murther'd in the Houses of Protection and Entertainment . Things so bloudy and barbarous , that the Guilty are sometimes as it were discovered by Miracle , prosecuted by Apparitions , and pursued by Hue and Crys from the other World. To leave these Extremities of Wickedness , and proceed to Instances of a lower Nature . What can be more ridiculously Little , than to see People of Figure , and Fortune , weigh an Interest to the utmost Grain ? Haggle away Time and Credit about Trifles , and part with a Friend to keep a Shilling ? 'T is not Unentertaining to see Men how they can make their State truckle to their P●rsimony . How they will draw in their Figure upon the Road , sink their Titles to save their Purse , and degrade themselves to lye cheaper at an Inn. Covetousness is a most obliging Leveller ; it mingles the Great and Small with wonderful Condescention ; and makes L — ds , and Valets , company for one another . But these are but petty Indecencies . Covetousness will sink much lower , if there be but any Oar at the Bottom . It will solicit in the meanest Office , and submit to any infamous Disguise . It turns Lions into Jack-calls ; engages Honour in the most scandalous Intrigues , and makes it under-pull to Cheats and Sharpers . And as the Drudgery of this Vice is mean , so 't is constant too . It keeps a Man always in the Wheel , and makes him a Slave for his Life-time . His Head or his Hands are perpetually employ'd : When one Project is finish'd , his Inclinations roll to another ; so that his Rest is only variety of Labour . This evil Spirit , throws him into the Fire , and into the Water ; into all Sort of Hazards , and Hardships : And when he has reached the Tombs , he sits Naked , and out of his right Mind . Neither the Decays of Age , nor the Approach of Death , can bring him to his Senses , nor shew him the Extravagance of his Passion ; on the contrary , his Folly commonly encreases with his Years . Wolves , and other Beasts of prey , when they have once sped , can give over and be quiet till the return of Appetite . But Covetousness never lies down ; but is ever Hungry , and Hunting . 'T is perpetually harrassing others , or it self , without Respit , or Intermission . The Miser enlarges his Desires as Hell ; he is a Gulph without a Bottom ; all the Success in the World will never fill him . Sometimes the Eagerness of his Appetite makes him snap at a Shadow , and drop the Substance . Thus Crassus lost himself , his Equipage , and his Army , by over-straining for the Parthian Gold. Thus the Mareschal Balagny was outed of the Sovereignty of Cambray , by the Covetousness of his Lady , who sold the Spaniards the Stores which should have maintained the Garison . And thus the Bait of a cheap Bargain , or a large Interest , often helps a Man to stolen Goods , and crackt Titles . And if he has better Luck than he deserves , the possibility of a Miscarriage keeps him uneasy . The Miser is seldom without Pain : The Shortness of humane Foresight , and the Uncertainty of Accidents , and the Knavery of Men , haunt his Imagination with all the Possibilities of danger . He starts at every new Appearance , and is always waking and solicitous for fear of a Surprize . Like a Night Centinel , the least Noise alarms him , and makes him apprehensive of the Enemy . And let a Man's Fright be never so visionary in the Cause , the Trouble will be real in the Effect . But sometimes the Anxiety does not lye altogether in a Romance , but comes out of Life and Business . And then you may be sure his Fears will encrease with his Danger . The Loss of a Battle , or the Revolution of a Kingdom , don't affect him half so much , as the News of a Goldsmith's , or Money Scrivener's , going aside . Here , though the Misfortune is remote , he is not insensible . Indeed 't is the only Sympathy he seems capable of . But then the Agonies he lies under , when he comes to be Touched in his own Case ! When a Bond or a Mortgage fails , there is nothing can support his Spirits , or keep him within the Compass of Decency . How passionately does he lament over the Parchment Carkass , when the Soul of the Security is Departed ? His Humour and his Face is put into Mourning , and so would the rest of his Person were it not for the Charge . However , a covetous Man is not easily baffled : He has a great many Tools to work with . If Deceit makes for his purpose , he will use it to the best of his Skill . If Cruelty will save a Penny , he will not stick to flay a poor Debtor for the Price of his Skin . No Turn either in State or Religion can Hurt him : He receives any Impression ; and runs into any Mould the Times will cast him . He is a Christian at Rome , a Heathen at Iapan , and a Turk at Constantinople . What you will Without , and nothing Within . 'T is a Jest in a Miser to pretend to be Honest. To resolve against Poverty , is in effect to forswear Justice and Truth . The Knavery of such People , is as indisputable as an Axiom ; and ought to be supposed as a Postulatum in Business . They are false by necessity of Principle , and want nothing but an Occasion to shew it . Conscience and Covetousness are never to be reconciled : Like Fire and Water , they always destroy each other , according to the Predominancy of the Element . Now one would think he that takes such Pains for a Fortune , and purchases so dear , should know how to use it . One would think the covetous Man had refined upon the Satisfactions of Life ; and discovered some unheard of Mysteries of Epicurism . One would imagine his Appetites were more keen and lasting ; his Capacities enlarged ; and that he could please himself faster , and farther , than his Neighbours . For why should we put our selves to an uncommon Trouble , for a common Advantage ? But how can this be ? How can Anxiety and Ease stand together ? Strong Pleasures and strong Fears are incompatible . A constant dread of Death , makes Life insipid . And he that is always afraid of Losing , has little Leisure to enjoy . Besides , a continual load of Cares depresses the Vigour of the Mind , and dulls the Inclination , and clouds the Chearfulness of the Spirits . Like a Labourer worked down , he is too much tired for Entertainment . But alass ! were he never so much dispos'd , he has not the Courage to recreate his Senses , and reward his Industry . No. He has more respect for his Wealth , than to take those Freedoms . He salutes it at an humble Distance , and dares not be too familiar with an Object of Worship . His Gold might as good have stay'd at Peru , as come into his Custody ; for he gains nothing by Possession , excepting the Trouble of looking after it . 'T is true , he can command the Sight on 't this way ; but if seeing an Estate would make one Rich , there 's few but the Blind would be Poor . He calls it his own too ; but with great Impropriety of Language . My own ? What is my own ? Why 't is something that I eat , or drink , or put on . Something which makes my Body , or my Mind , the better . Something with which I serve my Friend , or my Country , or relieve the Poor . Property without Application to advantage , is meer Cant , and Notion . The best Metals will rust , by lying under Ground , and lose their Colour , unless brightned by Use. But where Covetousness governs , the Appetite is tyed up , and Nature is put under Penance . Like a Malefactor , a Man has just enough to keep him alive in Pain ; enough to Suffer with , but not to Please . The Covetous guards against himself , as well as against Thieves loves to step short of Necessity , and hates Convenience no less than a wise Man does Excess . And he that dares not Enjoy , wants that which he has , as well as that which he has not . The encrease of his Fortune , is but an addition to his Trouble . The more he has , the more he has to take Care for ; and an Ass is as much enriched by his Burthen , as such a one is by his Estate . He may , like a Sumpter , carry Things of Value ; but he never Wears them . He is only tired , and galled , with his Furniture . Nothing is more uneasy when 't is on , nor looks more wretchedly when 't is off . If a Man lays his Meat upon his Shoulder instead of putting it in his Stomach , the Quantity may load him if he will , but never nourish . And as 't is easier , it would be more reputable for the Miser to be poor . The Pretence of Necessity might cover a narrow Soul. A Coward will pass , when there is little tryal for Courage . Wealth does but serve to expose Covetousness , and make it more ridiculous . For what can be a more wretched Sight , than to see a Man mortify without Religion ? To submit to such voluntary Hardships to no purpose , and lose the Present , without providing for the Future . But thus Covetousness revenges the Quarrels of others upon itself , and makes a sort of Reprizals at Home . The truth is , if the Covetous did not make their Neighbours some amends , by using themselves thus ill , they were scarcely to be endured . But they are generally fair enough to give Satisfaction this way . This Disease sometimes rises up almost to Lunacy and Distraction : Sometimes it over-casts them with Gloom and Melancholy ; and sometimes breaks out in the Clamours of Despair and Impatience . They are tortured with raging Fears of Want ; and the greatest Abundance is not able to keep them in tolerable Humour . To eat , or wear any Thing , till 't is past the Best , is Luxury and Profuseness . They must have their Meat tainted , and their Bread mouldy , and their Cloaths moth eaten , before they dare venture on them . It would be great Charity to take them out of their own unmerciful Hands , and put them under Wardship . But 't is likely the Laws leave them to their Liberty for a Punishment . For as this Vice ought to be severely corrected , so there is scarce any Discipline sharper than its own . And if the Rigour should abate at Home , the Censures of the Neighbourhood would help to do Justice . The covetous Man is Homo illaudatus , A Man that you can say no Good of . He abuses all his Advantages either of Person , or Fortune . His Inclinations are ungenerous , his Understanding cheats , and his Power oppresses his Neighbour . He is not Big enough to Love , to Pity , or Assist ? Neither Bloud , nor Honour , nor Humanity , can take any hold , where Interest comes in competition . So far from doing any Good , that he desires none . His Wishes are often malevolent ; for Blasting and Mildew , for Rots and Murrain , for Storms and Shipwrecks ; that he may put off his Stock , and his Stores the better . Upon these Accounts he generally receives as little Kindness as he does , and finds as few Friends as he deserves . Every one think themselves authorised to execute his Credit , to palt and lash him ; and make him either the subject of their Anger , or their Scorn . To sum up the Evidence . A covetous Man loves to be boring in the Earth , like an Insect ; and lives always in a creeping and inglorious Posture . His Satisfactions are as Mean as his Figure . He has not the Heart to oblige any Body , no not himself ; and therefore is both hated and despised . Dem. Enough said . I think your Correction is neither Excessive , nor Misplaced . If those concerned will not mend their Manners , they may e'en take it for their Pains . OF LIBERTY . BY Liberty , I mean a Latitude of Practise within the compass of Law , and Religion . 'T is a standing clear of inferiour Dependances , and private Jurisdiction . He who is Master of his Time , and can chuse his Business and Diversions ; He who can avoid disagreable Company , and be alone when his Humour or Occasions require it ; is as Free as he ought to wish himself . 'T is true , as the World stands , general Liberty is impracticable . If one had nothing but a Soul to keep , he need not go to Service to maintain it . But a Body at present is a very indigent sort of a Thing ; it can't subsist upon its own Growth , but stands in want of continual Supplies . This Circumstance of Eating , and Drinking , is a cruel Check upon many a Man's Dignities ; and makes him hold his Life by a Servile Tenure . However , he that lies under this Incumbrance should make his best on 't , and not quarrel with the Order of Providence . At the worst , Death will knock off his Chain shortly : In the mean time his Business is to play with it . But where the Necessaries of Life may be had at a cheaper Rate , 't is Folly to purchase them this way . He that will sacrifice his Liberty to his Palat , and convey over his Person for Superfluities , is a Slave of his own making , and deserves to be used accordingly . Dependance goes somewhat against the Grain of a generous Mind , and 't is no wonder it should be so , considering the unreasonable Advantage which is often taken of the Inequality of Fortune . The Pride of Superiors , and the wanton Exercises of Power , make Servitude much more troublesome than Nature intended . Some People think the Life of Authority consists in Noise and Imperiousness , in Menacing and Executions . To let their Servants live easy , is in some measure to make them their Equals : Therefore they love to be always brandishing their Advantage , to part with nothing without a Stroke of Discipline ; and to qualify their Favours with Penance , and Mortification . But the being enfranchised from Arbitrariness and ill Humour , is not the only Convenience of Liberty . This State affords great Opportunities for the Improvement of Reason . It gives Leisure for Reading and Contemplation ; for an Acquaintance with Men and Things ; and for looking into the History of Time and Nature . He that has the Business of Life at his own Disposal , and has no Body to account to for his Minutes but God and himself , may if he pleases be happy without Drudging for it . He needs not Flatter the Vain , nor be Tired with the Impertinent , nor stand to the Curtesy of Knavery , and Folly. He needs not Dance after the Caprice of an Humourist , nor bear a part in the Extravagance of another . He is under no Anxieties for fear of Displeasing , nor has any Difficulties of Temper to struggle with . His Fate does not hang upon any Man's Face : A Smile will not transport him , nor a Frown ruin him : For his Fortune is better fixed , than to flote upon the Pleasure of the Nice and Changeable . This Independance gives Easiness to the Mind , and Vigour for Enterprize , and Imagination . A Man has nothing to strike a Damp upon his Genius , to over-aw his Thoughts , and check the Range of his Fancy . But he that is embarrassed in his Liberty , is apt to be unassured in his Actions ; palled and dispirited in his Humour and Conceptions ; so that one may almost read his Condition in his Conversation . 'T is true , a peculiar Greatness of Nature , or the Expectations of Religion , may relieve him ; but then every one is not furnished with these Advantages . The Reason why Parmenio could not rise up to Alexander's Height of Thinking , was possibly because he was under his Command . Longinus observes , That there were no considerable Orators in Greece , after their Government was altered by the Macedonians and Romans . According to him , their Elocution and their Freedom seem'd to languish and expire together . When they were once enslaved , the Muses would keep them Company no longer . The Vein of Rhetorick was seared up , the Force of Demosthenes spent , and no Sublime to be had for Love , nor Money . Now though Freedom within a Rule is very desirable ; yet there is scarcely any one Thing has done more Mischief than this Word misunderstood . Absolute Liberty is a Jest ; 't is a Visionary and Romantick Privilege , and utterly inconsistent with the present state of the World. The Generality of Mankind must have more Understanding , and more Honesty too , than they are likely to have as long as they Live , before they are fit to be at their own Disposal . To tell People they are free , is the common Artifice of the Factious and Seditious . These State-Gypsies pick the Pockets of the Ignorant with this specious Cant , and with informing them what mighty Fortunes they are all born to . And what is this fine Freedom after all that these Sparks can help them to ? Why they are free to be out of their Wits , and to be undone , if they take their Advice ; To lose their Conscience , their Credit and their Mony , and to be ten-times more press'd than they were before . There is still a more extravagant Notion of Liberty behind . Some People are for Repealing the Laws of Morality , for throwing open the Inclosures of Religion , and Leaving all in Common to Licentiousness and Violence . They are for making their Inclinations the Rule , and their Power the Boundary of their Actions . They hate to let any Opportunity slip , or any Capacity lie Idle : But are for grasping at all Possibilities of Pleasure , and Playing their Appetites at whatever comes in their way . To tye Men up from Enjoyment , and cramp them with Prohibitions , is an Encroachment upon the Rights of Nature . These ungenerous Impositions are it seems the Dotages of Age , the Results of Spleen and Impotence ; or at best the Pretences of Designing Power , which lays an Embargo upon some Branches of Trade , to engross the Advantages to it self . I wonder why these Men don't improve their Principle farther . Why they don't dance upon the Battlements of Houses , Vault down the Monument , and jump into a Furnace for Diversion . To forbear these Things are great Restraints upon the Liberties of Motion , and make many of the Faculties of Nature insignificant . They ought to step in to the Rescue of Feavers and Phrensy , and not let their Acquaintance lie under such an ignominious Confinement , especially when their Spirits are up , and they are so well disposed for Satisfaction . Why do they not draw up a Remonstrance against Goals , Pillorys , and Executions ; What! have they no Sense of the Grievances of their Fellow Subjects ? Can they see their own generous Principle suffer , their very Magna Charta violated , and do nothing towards a Relief ? They ask your Pardon ; To embark in such Expeditions might endanger their Interest , and come home to them at last . And to speak Truth , they are for having this Arbitrary Privilege in no Hands but their own . For Touch them in their Honour or Property , and you 'll find them sensible enough . A small Injury to themselves seems intolerable , and fires them with a Zeal for Justice and Restitution . Then the Laws are Defective , and give too little Damages ; And therefore though they venture their Necks for it , they must have a Supplemental Satisfaction . Their own Case , one would think , might shew them the unreasonableness of their Scheme ; And that a Liberty against Virtue and Law , is only a Privilege to be Unhappy ; And a License for a Man to murther Himself . OF Old Age. IN A DIALOGUE BETWEEN Philebus and Eutropius . Phil. YOur Servant , This Visit is very obliging . If so good a Friend as you are can be more welcom at one time then another , you are so now . I was just going to send to you , to Beg a little of your Conversation . Eutrop. Sir I thank you , you are always contriving to give your Friends a Pleasure , one way or other . But methinks you seem somewhat concern'd . I hope no Accident has happen'd ? Phil. Nothing but what I 'm affraid you 'll smile at ; and yet it sits pretty hard upon my Spirits . Eutrop. I 'm sorry for that ; pray what 's the Matter ? Phil. Then without any farther Preamble , I must challenge you upon your last Promise . You may remember we were talking about Old Age , and the Inconveniences attending it . This Speculation has hung cruelly in my Head ever since . I think my Fancy is grown quite Grey upon 't . Eutrop. If that be your Case , 't is somewhat unlucky ; I have no Receipt against that Distemper . What would you be exempted from the common Fate , and have Nature alter'd , for your single Satisfaction ? Phil. With all my Heart , if I knew which way . Not but that I could wish the Advantage was Universal , as much as any Man. To be plain , I don't think my self over-furnish'd , and should be glad to keep up my Person in Repair as long as it lasts . In earnest , it troubles me to consider the greatest part of Life is no better than a slow Consumption ; That we must shortly sink into a state of Weakness and Insignificancy , and grow unacceptable both to others , and our selves . When our Limbs and our Memory , and it may be our Understanding too , will fail us ; when nothing but a Feaver will warm our Blood ; and all the lively Perceptions are forced out of Pain . We begin Life with a slender Stock , and yet it improves strangly . I wonder when we are well-furnished we can't hold it : What! Turn Bankrupts when we have more Effects to Trade with , and more Skill to manage ? A Flame well kindled and supplied , will burn for ever . When a Man is Rich , a little Care keeps him so . But Life , like an ill gotten Estate , consumes insensibly , in despight of all imaginable Frugality . Infancy is a state of Hope ; and has the Tenderness of Parents , or the Compassion of Strangers , to support it . Youth , like a Blossom , gives us Beauty in hand , and Fruit in prospect . But Age grows worse and worse upon the Progress ; sinks deeper in Sorrow and Neglect , and has no Relief to expect but the Grave . Eutrop. I think you are too Tragical upon the Occasion ; Health , and Vigour , and Sense , hold out sometimes to the length of a long Journey . Plato enjoyed them all at 80. And so if , you 'll take his word for 't , did Cato Major ; and reckons you up a great many more . Tully was more than 60 when he wrote his famous Philippicks : In which his Rhetorick is not only more Correct , but more moving and tempestuous , than in his younger Orations . The Poetick Fire , which is soonest extinct , sometimes rages beyond that Period . Of this I could give modern Proof , were it necessary . To go on ; old Father le Moin writes now with all the Force , and Spirit , and Pleasantness of 35. And a Gentleman of our own Country , has the same Happiness . Now those that can Entertain others , are never ill Entertain'd themselves . Phil. One Swallow makes no Summer . One had need have a Body and Soul made on purpose , to do these things you talk of . I am sure it is otherwise with the Generality : And since Age seems a common Penance imposed upon Mankind , I could almost wish we had it sooner ; and that the sweet Morsel of Life was left for the last . Eutrop. That might engage your Appetite too much . What! you would be old when you are young , would you ? Phil. No ; it may be I would be young after I am old . Eutrop. Not in this World if you please ; all old People have had their Time , they were young once , let that suffice . Phil. Were young once ! That is in plain English they have lost the Advantage ; a very comfortable Reflexion ! Were , serves only to trouble what we Are. Fuimus may make a good Motto , but in Life it is stark naught . Eutrop. If the whole Business was as bad as you represent it , there is no help for 't , therefore we should be contented . Phil. Under favour , therefore we should not be contented . What! is Despair an Argument for Satisfaction ? Eutrop. For Patience it is , when we have other Considerations to support us . Besides ; are no Favours valuable but those which last a Man's Life time ? Does nothing less than an Annuity , deserve Thanks ? Certainly we ought to be of a more acknowledging Temper than this comes to ; especially where we have nothing of Merit to plead . Upon the whole , I conceive the Consequence may be work'd another way to better Advantage . Phil. How so ? Eutrop. Why , since we can avoid Old Age by nothing but Death ; our business is to make it as easy as may be . If you ▪ ask me which way ? My answer is , we must Guard against those Imperfections , to which Old Age is most liable . By Imperfections , I mean , Moral ones ; for the other are not to be fenced off . In the second place , let us consider , that Age is not altogether Burthen and Incumbrance . There are several peculiar Privileges and Dignities annext to this part of Life . A short View of the Reason of these Advantages , will help to relieve us under the Decays of the Body . Phil. I am glad to hear it ; pray go on with your Method . Eutrop. To begin then with the Imperfections . Not that they are as unavoidable as Grey-Heirs ; or to be charged upon Age without Exception . My meaning only is , that without Care People are more in danger of them when they are old , than at any other time . The first I shall mention , is a Forwardness to be displeased upon little occasions ; to take things by the wrong Handle ; and to put severe Constructions upon Words and Actions . This unhappy Temper may be assigned to several Causes . 1 st . Old Persons , may be over-suspitious of being contemn'd . Long Experience has taught them that the World is generally unbenevolent and narrow-spirited ; that Self-Love , and Ill-Nature , are extreamly extreamly common , and that the Pleasures of too many are drawn from the Misfortunes of their Neighbours . These Remarks confirmed by repeated Instances , make no kind Impression . So that when a Man is conscious of his own Decay , when he grows less active and agreeable , when he can neither Oblige , nor Punish , with the usual Advantage : When this happens , he is apt to fancy younger People are more ready to divert themselves with his Declension , than to pity it . This Apprehension makes him interpret with Rigour , conclude himself injur'd upon a remote Appearance , and grow disgusted upon every Ambiguity . Phil. By the way , is Mankind capable of such Barbarity as this Jealousy supposes ? Can they misapply their Passions at so scandalous a rate ? Can they insult an unavoidable Infirmity , and trample upon the Venerable Ruines of Humane Nature ? This Insolence is foolish , as well as unnatural . He that acts in this manner , does but expose his own future Condition , and laugh at himself before-hand . Eutrop. You say well . But very ill Things are often done . And those who have seen most of them , are most Apprehensive . On the other side , Those who are less acquainted with the Vanity and Vices of the World ▪ and have met with fewer Disappointments , are inclin'd to a kinder Opinion . Phil. A very charitable Ignorance ! However I think your Remark not ill founded , for I have observed an unusual Sweetness of Temper in Children . Nature usually makes a very obliging Discovery of her self in them . They throw themselves with entire Confidence upon Conversation . They act without Artifice or Disguise ; and believe others as kind and undesigning as themselves . But when they once understand what a sort of World they are come into : When they find that Easiness of belief betrays them , and that they are losers by the openness of their Carriage ; Then they begin to be upon their Guard , to grow cautious and reserv'd , and to stand off in Jealousy and Suspition . Like Birds that are shot at , Nature grows wild by ill Usage ; and neither Loves , nor Trusts , so much as Before . Eutrop. Most certainly , unless Care be taken . For this Reason , if a Man does not use to reflect upon his Temper ; if he does not shake off his Spleen , and check his Disgusts ; if he does not strive to sweeten his Blood , and refresh his Generosity , his esteem of Mankind will abate too fast . This Humour , unless prevented , will slide into Indifferency and Disinclination ; and make him have a kindness for nothing but himself . And because odd Discoveries , Ruffles and Discouragements , encrease upon him in his Journey , the farther he Travels , the less he will like the Company . And since the World has lost his good Opinion , a slender Presumption will be apt to awaken his Jealousy , make him suspect hard measure , and put the worst Interpretation upon Things . Phil. May nor this Forwardness to be disobliged , proceed from the Infirmities of Age ? The last part of Life is a perpetual Indisposition ; you are seldom free from the Pain or the Weakness of a Disease . The Feaver of the Fit may sometimes intermit , but then your best days are short of Health . Such uneasy Discipline is apt to make the Spirits turn eager . When a Man is loaden a Feather is felt , and the least rub will make him complain . Eutrop. I believe the difficulty of some Humours may be thus accounted for . And where this Reason fails , I think I could assign another . Phil. What is that ? Eutrop. With Submission ; I 'm affraid old Persons may sometimes over-rate their own Sufficiency . 'T is true , generally speaking , Knowledge is the Consequence of Time , and Multitude of Days are fittest to teach Wisdom . But this Rule , like others , has its Exception . For all that , People are apt to fancy their Understandings move upon an Ascent , and that they must grow Wiser of course , as their grow Older . Thus they often take their Improvement upon Content , without examining how they came by it . As if the meer Motion of the Sun , or the running of an Hour-glass , would do the Business . Now a Mistake in this Case makes them impatient of Contradiction , and imagine themselves always in the Right . To argue the Point , and debate their Opinions is to injure them . Younger Men ought to believe hard , and take Authority for the last Proof . To proceed . Resting too much upon the Privilege of their Years , may be the occasion of a second Imperfection ; i. e. Incompliance with the innocent Demands and Satisfactions of those who are Younger . Their Opinions are the Standard of Truth , and their Desires the Measure of Agreeableness . This Partiality of Thought , this indulging their own Inclinations , makes them firm to Prepossession , and difficultly removed from those Customs which first engaged them . The bare Novelty of a Thing is enough to cast it : They condemn the prudent Alterations of the present Age , and are too kind to the Errors of the former . Phil. Under favour , I conceive this Method scarcely defensible . 'T is true , they are old when they maintain these Opinions , but were they not young when they took them them up ? And why should they prefer the Judgment of their own Youth , to that of a later Generation ? Is it such an advantage to stand first upon the Roll of Time ? Or does Sense and Understanding wear out the farther a Line is continued ? That a succeeding Age is born with the same Capacity with the former , that it may use the same Industry cannot be deny'd : Why then should we be barr'd the Privilege of our Fore Fathers ? Why may we not Pronounce upon the state of Truth , upon the Decency of Custom , and the Oeconomy of Life , with the usual Liberty ? Is Humane Nature improved to the utmost , or was Infallibility the Gift of those before us ? If not , what harm is it to chuse for our selves ? Why should we be servilely ty'd to their Reason , who used the Freedom of their own ? Those who come last , seem to enter with Advantage . They are Born to the Wealth of Antiquity . The Materials for Judging are prepar'd , and the Foundations of Knowledge are laid to their Hands ; why then may they not be allowed to enlarge the Model , and Beautifie the Sructure ? They View in a better Light than their Predecessors , and have more leisure to examine , to polish and refine . Besides , if the Point was try'd by Antiquity , Antiquity would lose it . For the present Age is really the Oldest , and has the largest Experience to plead . Eutrop. If you please I 'll go on to a third Misfortune incident to Old Age , and that is Covetousness . This , I confess , looks like so great a Paradox , that nothing but matter of Fact could force me to believe it . I have less Time to stay in the World , and less Capacity to enjoy it ; therefore I must love it better than ever : What sort of Reasoning is this ? To what purpose should a Man grasp so hard when he can take the least hold ? Why should he make himself uneasy with so ill a Grace ? Who could imagine that Appetite should thus exceed Digestion , and that the Age of Wisdom should make so preposterous a Judgment ? If there were any just fears of Poverty , or the Provision was moderate , 't was something . Fore-sight and Frugality are good Things . But alas ! Covetousness in old People is often unfurnished with these Excuses Phil. Had you thought fit , I could have liked a Reason upon the Cause , as well as a Declamation upon the Effect . Eutrop. To satisfie you , I 'll give you my Conjecture ; You know Age is not vigorous enough for Business and Fatiguing . 'T is no Time to work up an Estate in , or to repair a Misadventure . A strain in an old Man's Fortune , like one in his Limbs , is seldom out-grown . And where Labour is impracticable , and Recovery despaired of , Parsimony has the better Colour . Old Persons are apt to dread a Misfortune more than others . They have observed how Prodigality is punished , and Poverty neglected : These Instances hang like Executions before them , and often fright them into the other Extream . They are sensible their Strength decays , and their Infirmities encrease ; and therefore conclude their Supplies should encrease too . They are best acquainted with the Uncertainty of Things , and the Deceitfulness of Persons . They know People won't do their Duty out of meer good will , that Observance must be purchased , and that nothing Engages like Interest and Expectation . Now the natural Diffidence , and Anxiousness of Age , is apt to press the Reasons of Frugality too far , to be over-apprehensive of an Accident , and guard with too much Concern . Their Blood grows cool and dispirited ; And unless they relieve themselves by generous Thinking , they 'll be in danger of falling into excessive Cares , unnecessary Provisions , and little Management . I have now laid the hardest of the Case before you . These are the worst Diseases of Age ; And yet not so formidable neither , but that Prudence and Precaution may prevent them . Phil. I hope so too . However your Inference from the decay of Constitution , does not please me ; Because , I doubt , there is something more in it than what you mentioned . Eutrop. Pray what do you mean ? Phil. Why , I 'm affraid a Man may live so long till he wants Spirits to maintain his Reason , and to Face an honourable Danger . Some People will undertake to Bleed , or Fast a Man into Cowardice . Now if this may be done , the Consequence may be untoward . For the disadvantages of Age seem no less than either of these Experiments . This Thought has sometimes made me uneasy . For what can be more wretched than to survive the best part of our Character , and close up our Lives in Disgrace ? Eutrop. A Concern so generous as yours needs not fear the Event . Resolution lies more in the Head than in the Veins . A brave Mind is always Impregnable . True Courage is the Result of Reasoning . A just Sense of Honour , and Infamy , of Duty and Religion , will carry us farther than all the Force of Mechanism . The Strength of the Muscles , and the Ferment of the Humours , are nothing to it . Innocence of Life , and Consciousness of Worth , and great Expectations , will do the Business alone . These Ingredients make a richer Cordial than Youth can prepare . They warm the Heart at 80 , and seldom fail in the Operation . Socrates was advanced to the common Period of Life at his Tryal . But the Chilness of his Blood did not make him shrink from his Notions . He acted up to the height of his Philosophy , and drank off his Hemlock without the least Concern . Eleazar , a Jewish Scribe , was an older Man than he , and yet behav'd himself with admirable Fortitude under Extremity of Torture . ( Maccab. ) St. Ignatius and Polycarp were Martyrs after 80 , and as fearless as Lions . In Military Men Instances of this kind are numerous ; though I don't think Courage altogether so well try'd in a Field , as at a Stake . Phil. The Reason of your Opinion . Eutrop. Because in a Battle , the encouraging Musick , the examples of Resolution , the universal Tumult , will scarcely give a Man leave or leisure to be a Coward . Besides , the hopes of Escaping are no ordinary Support . Of this we have a famous Instance in Mareschal Biron . No Person Living could be braver in the Field than He. And when he was afterwards Tryed for Treason , his Spirit seem'd rather too big than otherwise . He used the King roughly , and out-raged his Judges , and appear'd fortified at a wonderful rate . But when Death came near him , and he saw the Blow was not to be avoided , he sunk into Abjection ; and dyed much to the disadvantage of his Character . Now as to outward Appearance , the Case of Martyrdom is the same with that of the Duke of Biron's , and oftentimes much harder . Here is the certainty of Death , the Terror of the Execution , and the Ignominy of the Punishment . And besides all this , leisure and cool Thoughts to contemplate the Melancholy Scene . In earnest , these are all trying Circumstances , and make the disparity of the Proof very visible . Phil. I can't deny what you say . But tho' a Soldier can't distinguish himself so well as a Martyr , he may do enough to shew himself no Coward . If you please , let us have an Instance or two from the Camp , to the Point in hand . Eutrop. That you may a Hundred , were it necessary . I shall mention a few . To come to our own Times . The Basha of Buda , when it was last taken , was upwards of 70. But this did not hinder him from any Military Function : Like Aetna , he was Snow a Top , but all Fire within , For after a noble Defence he dy'd fighting upon the Breach . The late Prince of Conde , the Duke of Luxemburgh , and Mareschal Schombergh , were old Generals . For all that , upon occasion , they would Charge at the Head of the Army with all the Heat and Forwardness of the youngest Cavalier . In short , Courage is at no time impracticable . Providence has dealt more liberally with Mankind , than to make any Action necessary , which is Mean. Phil. I am glad to hear it ; You have reconciled me to Age much better than I was before . To deal freely , Cowardise makes a Man so insignificant , and betrays him to such wretched Practises , that I dreaded the Thoughts of it . If you please now , let 's go on to the Privileges of Honour , and examine how the Claim is made out . Eutrop. That Age has a peculiar Right to Regard , is past dispute : Nature teaches it , Religion enjoins it , and Custom has made it good . And in my Opinion , the Reasons of the Privilege are very satisfactory . For First , Old Age is most remarkable for Knowledge and Wisdom . When we first come into the World , we are unimproved in both parts of our Nature : Neither our Limbs , nor Understandings , are born at their full Length , but grow up to their stature by gradual Advances . — Phil. So much the better : For if we were Infants in our Bodies , and Men in our Souls , at the same time , we should not like it . The Weakness , the Restraints , the Entertainment , and the Discipline of the first Years , would relish but indifferently : A Spirit of Age could hardly bear such Usage . Methinks I should be loath to Transmigrate into a Child , or lie in a Cradle , with those few Things I have in my Head. Eutrop. You are safe enough . But to return : For the Reasons above-mentioned ; Those who have had the longest time to furnish and improve in , must be the wisest People : I mean , generally speaking , where Care and other Advantages are equal . Men of Years have seen greater variety of Events ; have more Opportunities of remarking Humours and Interests . Who then can be so proper to draw the Model of Practise , and strike out the Lines of Business and Conversation ? The History of themselves is not unserviceable . The Revolutions at Home will open the Scene in a great Measure . Thus they may trace their Actions to the first Exercises of Reason . This will shew them the Distinctions of Life , and the Complexion of every Period : How Novelty pleases , and Inclinations vary with the Progress of Age. And thus with some regard to the diversities of Circumstance ; with some Allowance for Custom and Government , for Fortune and Education , for Sex and Temper ; they may give probable guesses at the Workings of Humane Nature : They may reach the Meaning , and enterpret the Behaviour , and Calculate the Passions of those they converse with . These Lights will almost force a Prospect into the Heart , and bring the Thoughts into View . This Advantage is of great Use , It helps us to Discover , and to Please ; It directs us in our Application , and often prevents us from doing , or receiving an Injury . Farther ; Old Persons have the best Opportunities for reviewing their Opinions , and bringing their Thoughts to a second Test. For trying what they took upon Trust , and correcting the Errors of Education . And thus their Judgment becomes more exact : They may know more Things , and know them better , and more usefully than others . This will appear farther by considering A second Advantage of Old Age ; and that is , freedom from violent Passions . This Advantage is partly the effect of Conviction and Experience . The Danger is consider'd better , and the Indecency more discover'd than formerly . The Constitution likewise contributes its Share . The Current of the Blood moves more gently , and the Heat of the Spirits abate . This Change makes the Mind more absolute , and the Counsels of Reason better regarded . The Object and the Faculty are easier parted . And thus the excesses of Anger and Desire grow less intemperate . Whereas younger People , as they are apt to contrive amiss , so they often fail in the Execution . Their Prospect is too short for the one , and their Passions too strong for the other . Either they are impatient to wait , or pursue too far , or divert too soon : And thus the Design often miscarries . But Age views the Undertaking on all sides , and makes fewer Omissions in the Scheme : It computes more exactly upon Hopes and Fears , and weighs Difficulty and Success with better Judgment . Now Men have Temper to stay for the Ripeness of Things ; they don't over-drive their Business , nor fly off to unseasonable Pleasure . They can attend with Patience , and hold on with Constancy . In short , this is the time in which the Mind is most Discerning and Dispassionate ; furnished with the best Materials for Wisdom , and best disposed to use them . For these Reasons Men of Years have generally been thought the most proper to preside in Councils , and to have the Direction of Affairs . Aristotle , as I remember , observes , that odds in Understanding seems to give a natural Right to Command . Corporal Force is a Ministerial Talent , and ought to be under Government . If this Privilege needed Prescription ; we have all the Advantage of Time and Place . Age has set at the Helm so long , that the Name of Office and Authority is derived from thence ; Witness the Jewish Elders , the Spartan 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 , the Roman Senate , and the Saxon Aldermen . Not , but that younger People were sometimes join'd in the Commission . This Favour was sometimes earlier bestowed , either as a Reward to extraordinary Merit , or indulged to Quality , for Discipline and Improvement . Matters of Moment especially should be managed with Conduct and Temper ; brought under the best Regulation ; and put into the wisest Hands . 'T is true , Order and Right must not be disturb'd ; but where there is Liberty to chuse , Age has the clearest Pretences , and stands fairest for the Honour . There is a great Deference due to the Judgment of Years ; their bare Affirmation and Authority should have its weight ; especially when they Pronounce upon their own Experience and Employment . Here the Incompliance of our Reason ought to be suspected , and nothing but Evidence should make us dissent . 3 ly . Old Persons deserve a more than ordinary Regard , because their Performances are supposed to have been more than ordinary : When nothing to the contrary appears , Justice as well as Charity will Report kindly , and conclude in favour of another . In such Cases we should presume People have understood their Opportunities , and managed their Talent , and their Time to advantage . Upon this equitable Supposition 't will follow , That those who have lived longest , have done most Good. And is it not reasonable that Returns and Benefits should keep a Proportion ; and that those who have obliged most , should receive the fairest Acknowledgment ? Old Persons have been upon Duty a great while , and served the Publick upon many Occasions . They are the Veterans of the State , and should be particularly consider'd . The Reasons of Order and Discipline , and Merit , require no less . And since Power must be kept in a few Hands : Since Property won't reach a general Distribution ; since They can't be all gratified with Offices and Estates , let them be paid with Honour . Methinks their very Infirmities look not unhandsomly . They carry something of Dignity in them , when well understood . They are not to be wholly attributed to the Force of Time : But partly to their generous Labours , to that constant Fatigue of Business , to that Expence of Thought and Spirits , for the Publick Advantage . Let not the Alterations in their Person be meerly thrown upon Age , and resolved into Decay . Let 's rather consider them as honourable Scars , Marks of Hardship and repeated Action , in the Service of their Country . Under this Notion they 'll shine upon the Understanding , and move more for Respect than Pity . I might now assign a Reason of a lower kind to the same purpose . And that is , meer Decency and Breeding , and good Nature , should make us respectful to Age. An old Man must shortly take his final Leave , and imbark for a Foreign Country ; And therefore should be treated with the Ceremony of a departing Friend . We should do something to shew that we are loath to lose him , and wish him happy in his Removal . Besides , something of Regard is due to his Condition : We should divert the Sense of his Declension , support his Spirits by Observance , and keep him easy by obliging Behaviour . Phil. I confess , I think you have done some Justice to Age : You have proved its Privileges , and settled the Preference , upon Grounds not unsatisfactory . But supposing the young People should not do us Right , can't we relieve our selves without standing to their Courtesy ? Eutrop. Yes ; There are two Things will do us a Kindness . First we may consider , that the Declensions of Age are commonly very gradual . Like the Shadow of a Dial , the Motion is too slow for the Eye to take notice of . Could the Decays in us be mark'd through all their Progress , Life would be more uneasy . But a Man looks at Night , as he did in the Morning . He does not see that when he is past his Prime ; his Vigour is perpetually wearing off , that the Blood grows less florid , and the Spirits abate : That no day comes but pairs the Strength , and cramps the Motion , and tarnishes the Colour , and makes us worse for Service and Satisfaction than we were before . But our Senses are not fine enough to perceive the Lessening , and so all goes tolerably well . If we were thrown out of our Youth , as we are sometimes out of our Fortune , all at once ; it would sensibly touch us . To go to Bed at Thirty , and rise with all the Marks of Eighty , would try one's Patience pretty severely . But we walk down the Hill so very gently , that the Change of Situation is scarcely perceiv'd , till we are near the Bottom . This Advantage lies ready to our Hands , and wants little Improvement . But the other which remains , and is the most considerable , depends upon Conduct . Phil. Pray let 's hear it . Eutrop. Why , if we would enter upon Age with Advantage , we must take care to be regular and significant in our Youth . This is the way to make both the Mind and the Body more easy . I say the Body , for Intemperance antedates Infirmities , and doubles them . It revenges its own Excesses , and plunges us sooner and deeper in the Mire , than otherwise we should fall . He that would have his Health hold out , must not Live too fast . A Man should Husband his Constitution , and not throw away till he has done Living , if he can help it . Not to provide thus far is to betray our Senses , and prove false to the Interest of Ease and Pleasure . And as to the Mind , a well managed Life will be of great Service . Such a Person will be more disengag'd from the Entertainments of Sense , and not miss his Youth so much as another . He won't be troubled with impracticable Wishes , but Strength and Desire will fall off together . The Powers of Reason will improve by Exercise ; and he that has govern'd a stronger Appetite , will easily govern a weaker . In short , if we would be well provided we must begin betimes . Habits of Virtue , and handsom Performances , are the best Preparatives . Le ts lay in a stock of good Actions before-hand . These will secure our Credit without , and our Peace within . Are the spaces of Life not ill fill'd up ? Is the World the better for us ? Have we any ways answer'd the Bounties of Providence , and the Dignity of our Nature ? These Questions well answer'd , will be a strong Support to Age ; they 'll keep off a great part of the weight of it ; and make a Man's Years sit easy upon him . The Mind has a mighty Influence upon the Body ; and operates either way , according to the quality of Reflexion . The disorders of Passion or Guilt , enflame a Distemper , envenom a Wound , and boil up the Blood to a Feaver . They often baffle the Vertue of Drugs and the Prescriptions of Art. On the other-hand ; When the Review pleases , when we can look backward and forward with Delight ; to be thus satisfied and composed , is almost a Cure of it self . 'T is true , a good Conscience won't make a Man Immortal . But yet the quiet of his Mind often keeps him from wearing out so fast . It smooths his Passage to the other World , and makes him slide into the Grave by a more gentle and insensible Motion . And when the Body is shaken with Diseases , when it bends under Time or Accident , and appears just sinking into Ruine ; 't is sometimes strangely supported from within . The Man is prop'd up by the Strength of Thought ; and Lives upon the Chearfulness and Vigour of his Spirit . Even Vanity , when strongly impress'd , and luckily directed , will go a great way . Thus Epicurus in Tully tells us , that the pleasure of his Writings , and the hopes of his Memory , abated the sharpness of his Pains , and made the Gout , and the Stone , almost sleep upon him . Phil. Epicurus had a strong Fancy : Though I must own that pleasant Retrospections , and easy Thoughts , and comfortable Presages , are admirable Opiates : They help to asswage the Anguish , and disarm the Distemper ; and almost make a Man despise his Misery . However I 'm still a little concern'd that I must go less and less every day , and do the same things over again with abatements of Satisfaction . To live only to Nurse up Decays , to feel Pain , and wait upon Diseases , is somewhat troublesom and insignificant . Eutrop. Pardon me there ! Not insignificant , if it should happen so . To bear Sickness with Decency , is a noble Instance of Fortitude . He that Charges an Enemy does not shew himself more brave , than he that grapples handsomly with a Disease . To do this without abject Complaints ; without Rage , and Expostulation , is a glorious Combat . To be proof against Pain , is the clearest Mark of Greatness : It sets a Man above the dread of Accidents . 'T is a State of Liberty and Credit . He that 's thus fenced , needs not fear nor flatter any thing . He that distinguishes himself upon these Occasions , and keeps up the Superiority of his Mind , is a Conqueror , though he dyes for 't ; and rides in Triumph into the other World. And when we are engag'd in these honourable Exercises , and proving the most formidable Evils to be tolerable ; are we Insignificant all this while ? Thus to teach Resignation and Greatness , and appear in the heights of Passive Glory , is , I hope , to live to some purpose . Other Performances , I grant , are more agreeable ; but possibly none more useful . Besides every one has not this Tryal . Sometimes the Senses are worn up , and the Materials for Pain are spent , and the Body is grown uncapable of being pleased , or troubled in any great degree . To relieve you a little farther ; give me leave to add , That the more we sink into the Infirmities of Age , the nearer we are to Immortal Youth . All People are Young in the other World. That State is an Eternal Spring , ever fresh and flourishing . Now to pass from Midnight into Noon on the sudden : To be Decrepid one minute , and all Spirit and Activity the next , must be an entertaining Change. Call you this Dying ? The abuse of Language ! To fly thus swiftly from one Extream to another ; To have Life flow in like a Torrent , at the lowest Ebb , and fill all the Chanels at once ; This must be a Service to the Case in hand . For this Reason old People will go off with advantage . At their first arrival they seem likely to bemore sensible of the difference . They seem better prepar'd to relish Liberty , and Vigour , and Indolence , than others . The Hardship of their former Condition rewards its own Trouble . It burnishes their Happiness , and awakens the Mind to take hold of it . Health after Sickness , and Plenty upon Poverty , gives double Pleasure . In short , Philebus to be affraid of growing Old , is to be affraid of growing Wise , and being Immortal . As if we could be happy too soon ! Pray what is there in this World to make us fond of ? None yet were ever fully pleased with it . If the the Publick Interest was generally pursued , and Men did their best to make each other happy , it would not do . Our Ideas of Satisfaction can meet with nothing to answer them . And as long as Fancy out-shines Nature , and Thoughts are too big for Things , we shall always be craving . I could draw up a Scheme of Happiness , if I could have it as easily , that should Mortifie the most fortunate Ambition ; kill Alexander with Envy , and make Caesar pine away at his own Littleness And do we imagine God would make an Appetite without an Object ? Must we be always wishing for Impossibilities , and languish after an everlasting Nothing ? No , Philebus , the Being of Happiness is more than a Dream . There are Entertainments which will carry up to Desire , and fill up all the Vacancies of the Mind . But these Things are not to be met with here . One would think we should be glad to go upon a farther Discovery ; and that Curiosity should almost carry us into the other World. Happiness is sure well worth our Enquiry . Who would not try the most unknown Paths in search of so noble an Object ? Who would not look into all the Regions of Nature ; travel over the Sky , and make the Tour of the Universe ? And can we then be sorry to see our Voyage fixt , and start back when we are just Embarking ? This is to be over-fond of our Native Country , and to hang about Life a little too meanly . Phil. I thank you . I perceive my Apprehensions were unreasonable . Age has no such formidable Aspect , as I supposed . I am now convinced , that if the other parts of Life have been well managed , this will prove tolerable enough . OF PLEASURE . THat Pleasure , precisely consider'd , is an Advantage , must be granted by the most severe Philosophy : 'T is the principal Intendment of Nature , and the sole object of Inclination . Every thing Good , is so far desirable . And why is it so ? Because it affords a Satisfaction to him that has it . The only Reason why Being , is better than Not Being ; is because of the agreeable Perceptions we have in the first , which are impossible in the latter . Without Pleasure either in Hand , or in Remainder , Life is no Blessing , nor Existence worth the owning . Were I sure never to be pleased , my next Business should be to unwish my self , and pray for Annihilation . For if I have nothing which delights me in my Being , the very Sense of it must be unacceptable ; and then I had better be without it . He that can prove himself Something , by no other Argument than Pain , will be glad to be rid of the Conclusion . For the suppose that Misery is preferable to Not Being , is , I believe , the wildest Thought that ever entred the Imagination . A very short Fit of Torture , and Despair , would convince the most Obstinate : Now though there are Degrees of Happiness or Misery , there is no Middle between them . A Man must feel one or the other . That which some Philosophers call Indolence , is properly a State of Pleasure . For though the Satisfaction may be somewhat Drowsy , yet , like the first approaches of Sleep , it strikes smooth and gently upon the Sense . To return ; 't is Pleasure , which is the last and farthest Meaning of every reasonable Action . 'T is upon this Score that the Husband-man Labours , and the Soldier Fights ; and all the Hazards and Difficulties of Life are undergone . Wealth and Honour , and Power , as Topping as they seem , are but Ministerial to Satisfaction . They are supposed to furnish a Man's Person , and fix him in a Place of Advantage . They feed his Appetites , and execute his Will , and make him valuable in his own Opinion , and in that of his Neighbour's . These Services they promise at least , which makes them so earnestly desired : 'T is Pleasure which reconciles us to Pain . Who would submit to the Nauseousness of Medicine , or the Torture of the Surgeon ; were it not for the Satisfaction of receiving our Limbs , and our Health ? Pleasure is pursued where it seems most renounced , and aimed at even in Self-denial . All voluntary Poverty , all the Discipline of Pennance , and the Mortifications of Religion , are undertaken upon this View . A good Man is contented with hard Usage at present , that he may take his Pleasure in the other World. In short , To dispute the Goodness of Pleasure , is to deny Experiment , and contradict Sensation , which is the highest Evidence . But there needs no more to be said in recommendation of Pleasure . The greatest danger is , least we should value it too much . The Season , the Object , ahd the Proportion , are all Circumstances of Importance : A failure in any of them spoils the Entertainment . He that buys his Satisfaction at the Expence of Duty and Discretion , is sure to over purchase . When Virtue is sacrificed to Appetite , Repentance must follow , and that is an uneasy Passion . All unwarrantable Delights have an ill Farewel , and destroy those that are greater . The main Reason why we have Restraints clap'd upon us , is because an unbounded Liberty would undo us . If we examine Religion , we shall find few Actions forbidden , but but such as are naturally prejudicial to Health , to Reason , or Society . The Heathen Philosophers , excepting some few of the Cyrenaicks , and Epicureans , were all agreed in the folly of forbidden Pleasure . They thought the very Question scandalous ; and that it was in effect to dispute , whether 't were better to be a Man , or a Beast . The general Division of Pleasure , is into that of the Mind , and the other of the Body . The former is the more valuable upon several Accounts . I shall mention some of them . 1 st . The Causes of these Satisfactions are more reputable than the other . Corporeal Pleasures are comparatively Ignoble . They seem founded in Want and Imperfection . There must be something of Uneasiness to introduce them , and make them welcom . When the Pain of Hunger is once over , Eating is but a heavy Entertainment . The Senses are some of them so mean that they scarce relish any thing , but what they Beg for . But Rational Delights have a better Original . They spring from noble Speculations , or generous Actions ; from Enlargements of Knowledge , or Instances of Virtue ; from something which argues Worth , and Greatness , and Improvement . 2 ly . The Satisfactions of the Mind are more at command . A Man may think of of a handsom Performance , or a Notion , which pleases him at his leisure . This Entertainment is ready with little Warning or Expence . A short Recollection brings it upon the Stage , brightens the Idea , and makes it shine as much as when 't was first stamp'd upon the Memory . Thoughts , take up no Room . When they are right , they afford a portable Pleasure . One may Travel with it without any trouble , or Incumbrance . The Case with the Body is much otherwise . Here the Satisfaction is more confin'd to Circumstance of Place , and moves in a narrower Compass . We cannot have a pleasant Taste or Smell , unless the Object and the Sense , are near together . A little Distance makes the Delight withdraw , and vanish like a Phantosm . There is no Perfuming of the Memory , or regaling the Palate with the Fancy . 'T is true , we have some faint confused Notices of these absent Delights , but then 't is Imagination , and not Sense , which giveth it . I grant the Eye and Ear command farther , but still these have their Limits . And besides , they can only reach an Object Present , but not make it so . Whereas the Mind , by a sort of natural Magick , raises the Ghost of a departed Pleasure , and makes it appear without any dependence upon Space , or Time. Now the almost Omnipresence of an Advantage , is a Circumstance of Value ; it gives opportunity for Use and Repetition , and makes it so much the more one's own . 3 dly . Intellectual Delights are of a nobler kind than the other . They belong to Beings of the highest Order . They are the Inclination of Heaven , and the Entertainments of the Deity . Now God knows the choicest Ingredients of Happiness ; He can command them without Difficulty , and compound them to Advantage . Omnipotence and Wisdom , will certainly furnish out the richest Materials for its own Contentment . 'T is natural for every Being to grasp at Perfection , and to give it self all the Satisfactions within Thought and Power , Since therefore Contemplation is the Delight of the Deity , we may be assured the Flower and Exaltation of Bliss , lies in the Operation of the Mind . To go no higher than the Standard of Humanity . Methinks the Satisfactions of the Mind are of a brighter Complexion , and appear with a distinguishing Greatness . There is a nothing of Hurry and Mistiness in them . The Perceptions are all clear , and stay for Perusal and Admiration . The Scene is dress'd up like a Triumph , the Fancy is Illuminated , and the Show marches on with Dignity and State. If the Senses have any Advantage , it lies in the Strength of the Impression . But this point may be fairly disputed . When the Mind is well awaken'd , and grown up to the Pleasures of Reason , they are strangly affecting . The Luxury of Thought , seems no less than that of the Palate : The discovery of a great Invention , may be as moving as Epicurism . The Entertainments of Plato were as high-season'd , as those of Apicius . And Archimedes , by his Behaviour , seems to have passed his time as pleasantly , as Sardanapalus . The Charms of Authority , made Cato aver , that Old Age was none of the most undiverting Periods of Life . And in all likelihood the Victory at Pharsalia , transported Caesar beyond all the Delights of the Roman Court. The Senses seem not to be built strong enough for any great Force of Pleasure . A sudden Excess of Joy has sometimes prov'd Mortal . 'T is as dangerous as Gun-powder , charge too high , and you split the Barrel . It flashes too hard upon the tender Organ , and stupifies more than pleases . To look upon the Sun strikes us blind . Thus a glorious Appearance from the other World , has often over-set the best Men. Nature sunk under the Correspondence , and was too weak to bear the Lustre of the Object . The Body was not made to be Master in this Affair . This may appear from Self-denial , which has a mixture of something agreeable . 'T is a Pleasure to refuse one . To arrest an importunate Appetite , to silence the Clamour of a Passion ; and repel an Assault upon our Virtue , is a noble Instance of Force , a handsom proof of Temper and Discretion . A brave Mind must be entertain'd by surveying its Conquests , and being conscious of its Soveraignty . And thus by frequent Resistance , and generous Thinking , the Forbearance grows an Equivalent to Fruition . And that which at first was almost too big for Opposition , is at last too little for Notice . These Satisfactions of Restraint , are a fair proof of the Distinction of Soul and Body . And that we are made up of something greater than Matter and Motion . For that Atomes should Discipline themselves at this rate , check their own agreeable Progress , and clap one another under Hatches ; is very unconceiveable . Atomes don't use to be so cross as this comes to . Pleasure , of what kind soever , is nothing but an Agreement between the Object and the Faculty . This Description well applied , will give us the true Height of our selves , and tell us what size we are of . If little Things will please us , we may conclude we are none of the biggest People . Children are as well known by their Diversions , as their Stature . Those Satisfactions which require Capacity and Understanding to relish them , which either suppose Improvement , or promote it , are of the better sort . On the other side : To be pleased with Gawdiness in Habit , with Gingles and false Ornament in Discourse , with antick Motions and Postures , is a sign that the Inclinations are trifling , and the Judgment vulgar and unpolish'd . There should be some what of Greatness and Proportion , and Curiosity in Things , to justifie our Appetite . To be gain'd by every little pretending Entertainment , does but shew our Meaness . 'T is some what surprising to observe how easily we are some times engag'd , and one would think , when we were least in Humour . For the purpose . Here 's a Man that has lately buried his only Son , and is embarrass'd with Debts and Disputes in his Fortune : How comes it about that he is so airy and unconcern'd on the sudden ? No longer ago than this Morning , he was extreamly sensible of his Misfortune ; what has made him forget it in so short a time ? Why nothing , but he is just chop'd in with a Pack of Dogs , who are Hunting down a Hare , and all Opening upon the View . The Man needs no more to change his Passions . This Noise has drown'd all his Grief : He is Cured and made Happy Extempore . And if it would last , 't was something . But alas , 't is quickly over . 'T is a Happiness without a Fond : 'T is no more than a little mantling of the Spirits upon stirring : A Childish Exultation at the Harmony of a Rattle . It proceeds not from any thing rich or solid in Nature : 'T is meer Levity of Mind , which snatches him a little from his Misery . The Cause of the Intermission is uncreditable . The Entertainment is not big enough for the Occasion . 'T is true , the trouble is remov'd , and so far the Point is gain'd . But then the Satisfaction is so Fantastick and Feaverish , that the Cure it self is an ill Symptom , and almost worse than the Disease . Upon the whole , I think , we ought to be concern'd , that such Trifles can provoke our Appetite . And that we may be toss'd from one State to another , by so weak a Motion . The truth is , as we manage the Matter , our Diversions are oftentimes more uncreditable than our Troubles . However , since Health is kept up , and Melancholy discharg'd by these Amusements , they may be tolerable enough within a Rule . But to pursue them with Application , to make them our Profession , and boast of our Skill in these little Mysteries , is the way to be useless and ridiculous .