A letter from the Lady Creswell to Madam C., the midwife, on the publishing her late vindication, &c. also, A whip for impudence, or, A lashing repartee to the snarling midwifes matchless rogue, being an answer to the rayling libel. Creswell, Lady. 1680 Approx. 17 KB of XML-encoded text transcribed from 3 1-bit group-IV TIFF page images. Text Creation Partnership, Ann Arbor, MI ; Oxford (UK) : 2007-10 (EEBO-TCP Phase 1). A48089 Wing L1529 ESTC R13692 13137495 ocm 13137495 97944 This keyboarded and encoded edition of the work described above is co-owned by the institutions providing financial support to the Early English Books Online Text Creation Partnership. This Phase I text is available for reuse, according to the terms of Creative Commons 0 1.0 Universal . The text can be copied, modified, distributed and performed, even for commercial purposes, all without asking permission. Early English books online. (EEBO-TCP ; phase 1, no. 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ALSO A Whip for Impudence : OR , A Lashing Repartee to the Snarling Midwifes MATCHLESS ROGUE : BEING AN ANSWER to that RAYLING LIBEL . Dear Daughter , I Was strangely surpriz'd the other Morning , when being awakened out of my first Morning-sleep , ( for you know our Concerns are most in the Night-watches ; ) I heard one of the ragged Regiment , or a Bookseller in Masquerade , bawling out , Madam Cellier's Vindication , &c. I then immediately concluded to have it , cost what it would ; ay , and read it too : though I have but two usual Books for my Library which have layen in the Dining-room-window these 30 years untoucht by me , or by any of my Children ; yet I was now resolved to make an Addition to ' um . And now having read it over in a full Assembly of my Children , ( for I have some that are Plaguy Jades at State Politicks , and Sham Plots ; but to say truth , 't is only to get an honourable and a handsom Livelyhood , or supply the Defects of a weak Husband , or so : ) I must needs tell you , I did admire which way 't was possible you should arrive to that prodigious knowledge in the Intrigues of Plots and Treasons , and such like Matters : Surely I have known you many years , and I never thought you such a parlous Woman ; well , the World is well amended with you . But how , in the Name of Aretine , came you to light upon such a Don Quixot as Dangerfield , to carry on the honourable Designs which you were engaged in ? Surely had you consulted the Westminster Augury , you would have been better informed ; but in that case it seems you did not , and so you brought your self into a very dangerous Condition . Yet now I think on 't , 't is well you did meet with such a person , for had he not been an abominable over-grown Rogue , for all your Vindication , I am afraid the Justice of the Law would have sent you after those Innocont Babes , that were Sledg'd up Holborn-hill not long since , for the Testimony of your Holy Church . And thanks to the Clerk that drew up the Parden , for omitting the most material Facts he had been guilty of ; or truly Daughter , you could not have escaped as I think . For when I consider how first you engaged in the Concern , and the Reasons that perswaded you thereto , and what Advances you made therein ; I declare to you , I cannot see over-much Innocence in you , but a confounded deal of Impudence . Pray Forsooth good Madam , where was your Modesty in Answering the Lord Chancellor , as if he had been your Companion ? And if Susan would have spoke all , where was your Modesty , or at least what might you do , when your Husband was at Church in a Chamber with a man alone ? Why , truly we must give you our Judgment , that Deep Mysteries of State must be secret , and private Refreshments must be kept for the Eye of the World. You know I am a Woman of Experience , and can guess shrewdly in such Affairs . But pray Daughter tell me , what perswaded you to leave your honourable Calling off , for these Political Concerns ; surely you have a desire after Glory , and to be esteemed one of the Eldest Daughters of the Whore of Babylon . Alas ! what was S. Coleman or S. Ireland , &c. to you , Madam , meer Children in Politicks ; you have not only been as deep in the Mire as ever they were , but you have vanquisht all that rise up against you . No doubt but ere now , our Sisters of the Seraglio of Rome have heard of your Fame , and are singing there Io Paeans , for Joy that they have got so valiant a She-Champion on the side of the Great Harlot . Well , Daughter go on and prosper , for I account if the Romish Cause takes , we shall have a more fixed and establisht Trade than ever we had ; though the truth is , I cannot complain of late years , since Justices of Peace instead of punishing Offenders in our way , are Sinners themselves in the same — . However , we are liable to the Law , and so we shall not , when we have License and Tolleration to follow our Profession with quietness , and without any disturbance . But then again I consider , as to the Point of your Religion , 't is the best in the World for us , for we can Whore and whore again , and Confess and fess , and obtain Pardon , and be pardoned to all intents and purposes , and go out of the World after a whole life of sinning , as Innocent as Children unborn . So that I say , 't is much to our comfort that you are driving on such a Design , though for my part 't is all one to me what Religion goes up , I am old , and hope to live and die honestly in my Calling . One thing Daughter I am resolved on , never to concern my self with State Matters , as you have done , and am afraid was much out of your way : You have an honest Calling , and though I say it , a very ancient one , and was of great esteem in all Ages of the World ; I admire who bewitched you to this Trade of Sham-plotting ? It could not be my Lord of S — nor his Servants , for he is too wise , and his Servants too wary sure , to concern themselves in such Afairs ; we have had Experience enough of his Wisdom and Policy , and Introth he hath lived to a fair Age , if a Newgate Bird and a Midwife shall out-wit him at Politicks . I protest seriously , Daughter , I am afraid you have taken in a Club of S. Omers Saints to help you out at this dead lift : For to say truth . I believe you lost abundance of Reputation by being in Newgate , and Try'd for your Life ; and consequently your Trade , and that is able to vex any Woman in England , especially one of your lofty Spirit . But I would fain know , Daughter , why you parted with you Money so freely to Capt. Dangerfield in getting him out of Prison , and Cloathing him ; was it to get in your Husbands debts only or no , or was it for some other private Intrigues ? truly I am afraid so . And so would I have all Tradeing French-men served , that know not how to get in their own Debts , without employing Felons , and such sort of men to do it . I hope in the next Edition of your Book , we shall have a true account of it , for I am not satisfied , that that was the only reason of your kindness to him . And then again , I protest I am not satisfied ( nor any of my Children , who are hugely concerned for you ) that the Presbyterians should contrive a Plot against the present Government at this time when your Friends are so hard at work to do it ; surely they will not joyn hand in hand with you ; their Principles are Diametrically Opposite , and besides , they have got nothing by former Practices of that Nature , which yet were contrived and carried on by the Cunning-men of your Church , as my Old Friend and Son Harry Martin has often in private told me in those daies , and though I say it , he was able to judge as well as the best of 'um all . Now methinks its strange , that this great Meal-Tub-Plot should have so few heads and hands concerned in it , and after all the Consultations you and your Friend Dangerfield had about it , you should discover no more ; truly Daughter , I should be glad ( and so would a great many more ) to have the whole truth out , of the several Conferences with the Lord P. and some other your great acquaintances : that would be worth the while , but you will not be so Candid . 'T would satisfie abundance of People that cannot find in their Hearts to believe all you have Writ , nor indeed hardly any part of it . Well! I find Company coming in , and must conclude with some Grave and Motherly advice . Beware what you do , and repent what you have done , lest Capt. Richardson gets you into his Clutches again . For I am afraid , you will find my Lord S. and his Servants , Sir R. P. and Sir W. W. Mr. Prannce , and a great many more Substantial Evidences will come against you for the Political lies you have told in your Book ; And for endeavouring to Invalidate the Kings Evidence , and representing your Popish Plot as a thing of no consequence . And yet in Charity to you as of the weaker Sex , I believe some Wilde House Chaplains have foisted in a great many things into your Narrative , that you were not the Author of your self . But let it pass : I pity you with all my heart , and I make it my earnest request , you would mind only your Lawfull and Honourable calling , and getting in your Husbands Debts , and be usefull to all good Men , in an honest and civil way : and don 't trouble your self any farther with Plotters , and Plots , and Treasons . I have a kindness for you , and what further I have to say ( for Trading begins to come in apace ) I will tell you , if you will Oblige me with your Company , at my House at any time , and will have a Bottle of Rhenish or two at your Service . Daughter , In much hast I conclude , Your loving Monitor , CRESWELL . From the Ancient Place of my Habitation , Sept. 1680. I may seem as Mad as this Snarling Midwife , to go about to answer madness it self ; for by her Rage and Fury one would think the Gentlewoman fit Company for the Pewterers Wife in Bethlem , who run mad through Pride : so the Pride and vain Glory of this Womans mind makes her self believe , that she is a brave She Championess , and able to Cope with all the World : otherwise she would have desisted after her first Essay , seeing so many Pens levell'd against her . But I perceive her branded with Impudence , which as it still accompanies Madness , usually also goes hand in hand with Folly. Therefore , let this Woman be either Fool or Mad , we will endeavour to cure her of the Last by Lashing ; and Soloman saies , That sometimes 't is requisite to answer a Fool according to his Folly , that he may not appear wise in his own Conceit . But indeed I shall be at a loss for apt Words and Expressions , to set forth this She-Donna Quixot , for she encounters with many Wind-mills , and is armed Cap-a-Pe with Impudence and Lying : she smells rank of Rome , and stinks of Plots and Conspiracies ; she is armed with a Jesuits Launce and a Sword for the Cause , which she furiously brandishes , and would at least Cut off the Head off Poor Thomaso , the chiefest Object of her Anger , for betraying her hopes , and for over-throwing all her wicked designes , and Malicious Projects . But it seems strange to me , that she who so lately escaped the Halter , should so soon run her self in danger of wearing the Wooden Ruff , and to be pelted to death with Rotten Eggs and Apples . But she defies Scandalum Magnatum , and all the Statutes , and all the Persons of Honour she has abused and defamed ; but unless the World will be so charitable as to believe her Mad , and that all her railing is her Barking and Howling against the Moon , the employ of an Irrational Animal , I know what will betide her . Well , but this learned Gentlewoman , for so she would seem to be by her Similes , had many reflections and imaginations crept into her Head , as she saies in her Paper , but these were Worms and Maggots , which trouble her Brain , and set her again to Writing , and would make you believe her whole Book was made up of Irrefragable Truths : but worthy Madam , it will not do , for all the World believes , nay your selves know , whose Nodles Composed it , that 't is made up of nothing almost but Lies and untruths , and is indeed from the beginning to the end a Grand Libel , endeavouring to bespatter and belie a whole Nation , and therefore may well be confuted with that one Word , not Bellarmine , but Madam Celliers thou liest . The Lady is desparately angry at the Title of Captain given to Dangerfield , but methinks he is not so fond of it , and may as well deserve it as she of the Title of Madam , which affects her much : But if it be his Fortitude of Suffering that makes him deserving of the Title , perhaps e're long you may also be worthy of that of Madam : in the mean time Mistress is too good for you , for the Old English Word Goody or Goodwife Celliers may serve your turn , though you give a Dove and an Anchor with a Rope for your Arms. Though now Captain be a Name too good for Dangerfield , he has often enough been intitled so by your self when time was , and had he stuck close to you and your Intrigues , he should have been a Colonel at least before this , and all his Blew Stigma's been forgot . Though the Living Captain be the Object of your Spleen , yet the Dead Captain might lie quiet in his Grave , and it becomes not a Woman of your profession to wear Long Nailes , to scratch the Dead out of their Tombs , and to abuse their Names , which the very Heathen abhorred . But Madam Celliers is one that neither fears God nor Man , for she defies all , even Captain Richardson himself . Have a care , Madam , you come not within his Inchanted Castle again , lest you want a Knight Errant to release you , for he is a Fell Gyant as you have made him . It is but just and requisite the Jesuitical Crew should stick close to this Mother-Midnight , for they will never be able to find again so laborious and Skilfull a Woman ; and therefore she was chose out to bring the Plot to Bed of its Twins : but the Birth of the First , proving Monstrous , she miscarried in the delivery of the Latter , and smothered it in the Meal Tub. The next Work she is to do , being so very Dexterous , will be to bring the Whore of Babylon to Bed of her Litter ; and had she been alive in the time of Pope Joan , she had not so publickly miscarried in her Procession . It is therefore but fitting that the Memory of this Memorable Madam , be preserved , which that it may be , we have endervoured here among the rest to make known her Worth and excellent Parts , which has imployed so many Pens , that after Ages will admire the Monster . FINIS .