A seasonable answer to a late pamphlet entituled, The vindication of Slingsby Bethel, Esq. one of the sheriffs of London and Middlesex / by one who is a citizen of London and an inhabitant of the borough of Southwark. Citizen of London and an inhabitant of the borough of Southwark. 1681 Approx. 29 KB of XML-encoded text transcribed from 5 1-bit group-IV TIFF page images. Text Creation Partnership, Ann Arbor, MI ; Oxford (UK) : 2007-10 (EEBO-TCP Phase 1). A58914 Wing S2217A ESTC R33731 13553300 ocm 13553300 100217 This keyboarded and encoded edition of the work described above is co-owned by the institutions providing financial support to the Early English Books Online Text Creation Partnership. This Phase I text is available for reuse, according to the terms of Creative Commons 0 1.0 Universal . The text can be copied, modified, distributed and performed, even for commercial purposes, all without asking permission. Early English books online. (EEBO-TCP ; phase 1, no. 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Copies of the texts have been issued variously as SGML (TCP schema; ASCII text with mnemonic sdata character entities); displayable XML (TCP schema; characters represented either as UTF-8 Unicode or text strings within braces); or lossless XML (TEI P5, characters represented either as UTF-8 Unicode or TEI g elements). Keying and markup guidelines are available at the Text Creation Partnership web site . eng Bethel, Slingsby, 1617-1697. -- Vindication of Slingsby Bethel. Great Britain -- History -- Charles II, 1660-1685. 2006-07 TCP Assigned for keying and markup 2006-08 Apex CoVantage Keyed and coded from ProQuest page images 2006-09 John Latta Sampled and proofread 2006-09 John Latta Text and markup reviewed and edited 2007-02 pfs Batch review (QC) and XML conversion A Seasonable ANSWER To a Late PAMPHLET , Entituled , The Vindication OF Slingsby Bethel , Esq One of the Sheriffs of London and Middlesex . By one who is a Citizen of London , and an Inhabitant of the Borough of Southwark . Nescis quo valeat nummus ? quem praebeat usum ? Panis ematur , olus , vini sextarius : adde Queis humana sibi doleat natur a negatis . Hor. Sat. 1. LONDON , Printed for C. Mearne . 1681. A Seasonable ANSWER To a Late PAMPHLET , ENTITULED , The Vindication of Slingsby Bethel , Esq one of the Sheriffs of London and Middlesex , &c. THE City of London is a place of so great Consideration , and well known to abound so much with men of True Loyalty , undoubted Integrity , plentiful Fortunes , generous Tempers , untainted Credit , and every way fit to discharge its principal Offices , that it cannot be under any necessity of taking up with persons of Factious Principles , Moot Honesty , Invisible Estates , narrow and shrivel'd Souls , or Fly-blown Reputations , to disgrace any of the Honourable Employments in it . And yet to the great surprize of multitudes that did , and that did not know him , Mr. Slingsby Bethel , one of the most Notorious , & most Obscure men that ever was made Free of the Leather-Sellers Company , was the last year , by the feverish Zeal of a boisterous puffing Party of mistaken Citizens , blown up into a Sheriff of London and Middlesex , though since that sudden Gust of popular breath is laid , he has dwindled and shrunk up into a Thing not commensurate to the Dignity of an Ale-Conner . For now that his fond mis-led Friends have had time to consider and understand him , they have with a Modesty to be encouraged , disown'd the Man and his Manners ; and notwithstanding their late Midsummer Complement , upon occasion of Discourse concerning him , have been ready to blush for him since , as much as they sweated for him at first . The Borough of Southwark , comparatively with any other Borough , or indeed City in England , is much more a Neighbour to the City of London in its Trade and Commerce , and in the number and condition of its Inhabitants , than in its Scituation ; and was never so barren of Men , Honest , and Wise , and Wealthy , as that it needed to cross the Water for Burgesses to serve in Parliament . And yet at the last Election the same Slingsby Bethel having now gained the Additional Title of Mr. Sheriff and Esquire to promote his pretensions , becomes very officious in tendring us his Service in the House of Commons ; and with as little Invitation to our Pockets as ever we had to his Table , over the Bridge come his Horse and He ( the principal Burghers being not yet resolv'd which of the two to make a Senator ) and being encourag'd by some few male-content Renegado's from amongst us , who like Whifflers came justling and making Elbow-room for him , he sets up for Himself , and will be our Representative , and put his hands into our Purses whether we will or no. This way of Addressing the more considerable sort of our Burghers were so unacquainted with , that presently we became curious in searching into the qualifications of a person of such extraordinary Application ; and upon enquiry we received such a Character of him , as that the least limb of our Body , the Men of Kentstreet it self , would disdain to send him up to Oxford as a Representative Broomstick . Indeed he had once the Honour to be return'd by the Ward of Farrindon Without , one of the two Commoners , of whom the Court of Aldermen were to chuse the more Worthy to be Alderman of their Ward ; but it is to be noted , that he had the Honour likewise to be rejected by that wise and impartial Court ; both which put together ( especially considering the grounds of his boasted general Consent , which , in defence of that Ward , I shall in its due place explain ) I am apt to think that the advantage of Credit from that Enterprize is not on his part so great , as to give him any just encouragement of hoping ever to arrive at so high a Dignity ; but when Michaelmas is come , the Retinue discharged , the Horse sold , and the Gold Chain restor'd , he must sit down content to be Slingsby Bethel in cuerpo still . Now for a Gentleman born and bred , one so well read and travell'd as he has been , and who is of too great a Spirit to stoop to the Office of Executioner , to serve the Greatest Prince that ever was brought to the Block ; for such a Man to be so miserably defeated in his pretensions on both sides the Water , to be so scornfully neglected , and re-buff'd in the Borough of Southwark , when he came over , resolv'd to be their humble Servant ; to be so unexpectedly Dismounted and Un-Burgessed , when his Confidence of Success had already put him to the trouble of preparing some Speeches for the House : And then in the City to be denied Admittance into the Court of Aldermen ; and while his younger Brother , the other Sheriff , is a Member of it , for him to be forced to dance Attendance upon it , to be made a Companion to Foot-boys , and to have no other Diversion than what arises from being Spectator of the Olympick Exercise of Span-Farthing : These are Indignities which no man of so equal a Mixture of Wit and Bravery , can be expected to pass by un-revenged one way or other . And therefore his Courage and Fancy being hereby raised , in a short time he boldly sets up for an Author ; and that he may be even with London and Southwark together , he at once publishes a Libel upon both , under the Name of The Vindication of Slingsby Bethel , &c. But certainly this Man is under an ill Fate ; he is not more unsuccessful in his Adventures , than unfortunate in writing their Commentaries ; he plays Booty with his own good Name , in that which he calls his Vindication , and washes , and lathers , and scrubs himself so long to no purpose , that he is such a Picture of the Labour in Vain , that no Suburb Sign can match him . He begins with a precarious Assertion of the Innocence of the former part of his Life , thinking no doubt , that being an Old Man , and having been a Traveller , he might have the Liberty which the Proverb allows him ; and hoping probably thereby to bury the Remembrance of his Pranks at Hamburgh ( and I question not but that , as well as he loves Money , he would be glad to be at the Charge of Five Pound to have it done in Linen ) but the mischief of it is , there are several Merchants living , who were Witnesses of his Words and Actions there , that can testifie his first Paragraph to be false . Indeed he speaks with a great deal of Diffidence of himself , and rather like one that desires , than believes a thing to be true ; however slily he carried himself in his Private Station , and whatever there may be between God and his own Conscience , yet he tells us , that he did not deserve ( as he reasonably hopes ) any Reproach from Man. But to see how credulous Interest will make Men ! How could he reasonably hope , that none of his Contemporary Merchants at that Staple , should tell his Famous History , and display him in his Colors at their Return into England ? How could he reasonably hope to survive all those who are able to justifie to his Face the Truth of what they had related , when he should have the Confidence to deny it ? How could he reasonably hope , that Factious and Turbulent Practices should not deserve to be punish'd at least with Reproach and Infamy ? How could he reasonably hope — But that I may encourage Modesty , especially in such a one as He , for the sake of that blushing Parenthesis , I will spare him at present ; till he give me further occasion to deal more roughly with him . From his private Station , which I cannot allow to extend any farther than to his Continuance at Hamburgh : For after his Return into England , he himself acknowledges , that he did embrace Civil Offices ; and 't is well known , that he was always edging himself in to make one in all the late shiftings of the Scene , and the Continuator of Bakers Chronicle attests him to have been nominated one of the Councellors of State , who were to abjure the Family of the Stuarts , and all Kingly Government ; but these things it was his Interest to dissemble and conceal ; and therefore I say , from his Private Station , as he calls it , he immediately passes to the time of his being chosen a Sheriff of London and Middlesex ; and because I resolve to keep up close with him , I must e'en take the same Leap too . He tells us he was call'd forth by his Fellow Citizens to a Publick Employment , ( meaning the Shrievalty ) contrary to his Inclinations and Humor , which indeed is both true and false : 'T is very true it was contrary to his Inclination and Humor , to be at the Charge and Expence which usually attends the Execution of that Office , as the Event has sufficiently shewn ; but that it was contrary to his Inclination and Humor to have in his Hands the Power of doing Mischief , which accompanies it , is as false : For otherwise , why should he take the Sacrament , according to the Rites of the Church of England , the Oath of Allegiance , &c. ( about which he and his Conscience were not agreed for Twenty Years before ) merely to qualifie himself for that Employment , when 't is probable the Court of Aldermen would rather have given him Money to be rid of him , than insisted upon any high Fine to excuse him . Well , Mr. Bethel is Sheriff of London and Middlesex , and would have been a Burgess of Southwark : And what then ? Why then he falls a complaining most bitterly of his hard Fate , that he can no sooner leave his Private Station , and stand in Competition for Places of great Honor and Trust , but presently men enquire whether he be fit to be trusted ? and search into the History of his Life , and slander him with all the matter of Truth that they can collect . And is it not a most sad and deplorable Case , that a man of his Bulk and Character , who comes and says upon his Word , that he is as honest , and wise , and every way as fit to be our Representative as any man we can chuse , should be so contemptuously repulsed and baulked as he was by a company of inquisitive and unconfiding Burghers ? And now that by chance I have mention'd Mr. Bethel , and Honesty , and Wisdom in one Paragraph , I cannot but take notice of the extraordinary Cast he gives us of both , in his assuming the Honor of being one of our Representatives , and making one great reason of Writing this Vindication of his to be , That those of the Neighbouring Borough may not be thought to have been mistaken and deceived in the Person whom they preferred to a place of so great Trust , p. 2. Was it honest in him to insinuate to the World , That he had been chosen a Burgess for Southwark , when he was excluded by a considerable Majority , and those more considerable for their Quality than Number ? It being highly probable , that the misled men who crowded for him , might as easily have been persuaded to give their Votes for John Doe and Richard Roe . And was it wise for him to tell us in Print , that we had elected him , when we knew we had not ? No , No , Mr. Bethel , such Tricks will not do with us . We that opposed you , are satisfied , that we were not ( as you say well ) mistaken and deceived in you ; and Multitudes of those , who through a Blind Zeal appear'd for you , are now enlightened and convinced that they were mistaken : So that I would advise you , as a Friend , that , if when His Majesty shall be pleas'd to Summon another Parliament , you find the same hankering after a Membership continue upon you , you would apply your self to some other Borough , where you are less known than here . Having acquainted us , to our Amazement , that he was our Burgess , he proceeds next ( with a Consistency peculiar to himself ) to let the World know the Obstacles which hindred him from being so . He says , That to disable him from holding any Place of so great Trust , It was objected that he was a Papist and a Jesuit ; and that upon some Variance happening between him and Dr. Oates , he did declare , that he knew him beyond the Seas to be such ; that he was a Souldier in the Parliament's Army , in the time of the late Wars , and was most cruel and unmerciful in the Exercise of Arms ; that being at Hamburgh at such time as the Late King's Death was resolved on in England , he did there say , That rather than he should want an Executioner , he would come thence to perform the Office ; and that he was not only one of the Late Kings Judges , but one of those two persons in Vizzards , that assisted on the Scaffold at his Death . To each of these Articles he says something , which he hoped , no doubt , would look like an Answer ; but the whole amounts only to this , that he stifly denies 'em all . But if none of these things were true , how comes it to pass , that after he had boasted under Article 3. p. 3. That he has brought his Action at Law for the Vindication of himself in that point , he should yet drop that Action with two more of the same Nature ; and that the Prospect of 30000l . ( for so much he laid his Damage ) should not be sufficient to encourage him to be at the common charge of the Law to go on with them ? Whence should arise so much Smoak if there were no Fire ? How did it chance that the rest of the Competitors had not the like Brands of Infamy fastened upon them ? Whence did it proceed that all the Dirt of the City and Town should be thrown into his Cart ? Certainly he is one of the most unfortunate Men that ever left Private Station , if he be innocent . That he is Innocent , we have only his own Word , and how far that ought to weigh , we may judge from what follows in his next Paragraph , concerning a Paper , Published soon after the Election , entituled , How and Rich , &c. ( which by the way I observe lies very heavy upon his Stomack ) out of which Scandalous Libel , as he calls it , he unluckily selects that Passage between him and Mr. Mason , one of the King's Watermen , who , when Mr. Bethel threatned to pull his Coat over his Ears , replied , Ay Sir , so perhaps you would my Master's too , if it were in your Power . This Mr. Bethel declares to be most notoriously false , and without any Color or Ground of Truth , p. 4. There lying now so much Stress upon Mr. Bethel's Veracity , we will bring the Case to a short Issue : If no such words passed at the time and place of the Poll between those two Gentlemen , then I will take Mr. Bethel's bare Denial of the foregoing Articles , to be a just Vindication . But to see how Time will bring things to light ! It happen'd , that on Wednesday , June the 29th . 1681. a General Sessions of the Peace being then holden for the Borough of Southwark , at the Bridge-house-hall , by the Lord Mayor and Aldermen of London , and Mr. Sheriff Bethel being there present , an Indictment was exhibited against him upon the occasion of these words , together with the foul Battery that accompanied them ; and the Battery and Words were proved by the Oaths of four substantial Witnesses , and the Bill accordingly found by the Grand Jury . Now I leave the Reader to judge , whether he that will Print a Lye , to wipe off a smart Repartee , is likely to boggle at saying , or un-saying any thing to bring himself off in Matters of so heynous a Nature as the Articles contain . Having hitherto put on as good and as bold a Face as the former matters required , he next proceeds to some Exceptions of a less dangerous Nature , that have been made against him ; and expressing a wonderful Glee , that the Laws of the Land do not make Covetousness a Capital Crime , he becomes now unconcern'd , and cares not much if it be admitted to be wholly true , that he is an Inmate , a Garreteer , and all that : For he hopes this will be no good Exception in the Case of a Burgess to serve in Parliament ; telling us it is a Maxim , That those that are most saving of their own Estates , will be most careful of the Peoples ; thereby unhandsomly insinuating , that a Parliament-Man is only a kind of Padlock , for securing the Peoples Money , whatever just occasion there may be to part with it : But pray Mr. Bethel , come no more among us with your sordid Maxims , 't is well known , that we have better Maxims of our own ; and you may see by all the Papers we have Published since you gave us the last Trouble , that this Maxim is like to do you but little Service with us . In How and Rich , you will find , that one part of the Character which recommended those Gentlemen to our Choice , was , That they were Liberal Benefactors to the Poor of our Borough . In our Address to them at their setting forth towards Oxford , we declare it our Opinion , That it is highly reasonable that we should help to defray the Charge , as well as enjoy the Benefit of His Majesties Gracious Government and Protection ; and in our Address to His Majesty , upon the Occasion of his late Declaration , we humbly assure His Majesty , That whenever His Majesty in his Princely Wisdom and Providence , shall see fit to call another Parliament , we will take all possible care to chuse such Representatives as shall be ready to present His Majesty with such Supplies as the Dignity of the Crown , and the Necessities of the Government shall require . By this Mr. Bethel , you may judge , that your Temper and ours do not at all agree , and you may rest satisfied , that the Borough of Southwark will never be guilty of so great a Blunder , as to send to the Parliament such a Mis-representative as your self . The Subject of the following part of his Pamphlet is very pleasant and diverting ; and with ( or indeed without ) Mr. Sheriff's Leave , that the Reader may know what Entertainment he is to expect , I shall give him the following Bill of Fare . 1. Here is the Grandeur of living in a Garret . 2. The Hospitality of keeping no House ; and , 3. The Charity of Starving Poor Pris'ners . But you will say , these are all empty Dishes : Why truly if they be , I cannot help it , they are such as Mr. Sheriff's Table and Book afford . For unless you will allow Mr. Bethel the Titles of Great , and Hospitable , and Charitable , in spite of that Contradiction which his Actions give to them all , there is nothing which he says for himself , that can give him any shadow or color of Right to either . Indeed , to vindicate his Honor from the Disparagement of living in a Garret , he says , That to avoid the Trouble and Inconveniency , which commonly attends the Shifting of Lodgings , he took the House he now lives in ; but such a House it is , as is rarely to be seen in the City of London : For this House has neither Garrets nor Cellars , nor Rooms on the first Floor ; so that either he must acknowledge himself to have taken only some Rooms of an House , and consequently to be an Inmate , or else he must be suppos'd to live in a Wirdmill ; for there is no other sort of House that I can think of , which answers that Description . He goes on to tell us what I would not for a World should be omitted by the Writer of his Life ; That at the Beginning of his Year , he kept two Feasts , of Famous Memory , to his great Charge : Nay , that he had agreed for a fair large Inn ( much better , and more capacious than the other House ) and had resolv'd to keep a plentiful Ordinary , and for one Year round , to live as merry as mine Host ; but , as he says , it fell out unluckily to this purpose , that the Ancient , Wise , Prudent , Sumptuary Laws of the City , lighting hard upon his Conscience , and a Repulse received from the Court of Aldermen , sticking fast in his Gizzard ; these two Accidents gave such a Check to his Natural Complacency , that he presently un-resolved all again , and has not been in an Entertaining Humor ever since . As for the former of these Accidents , I shall only make this Remark upon it , That of all Laws , Mr. Sheriff Bethel has most diligently enquired into , and most religiously observ'd the Sumptuary Laws , they being ( as he observes ) most wholesome for the Pocket : Though I cannot imagine those Laws do forbid any Person to exceed a Nine-penny Dinner so strictly , as not to allow him the Liberty of an Orange with his Plate of Veal ; and yet this is a Law which a Renowned Citizen ( who to avoid the ungrateful Repetition of the same word too often , shall be nameless ) has for a certain enacted to himself . For the latter , I have obliged my self to give an acount of it , so far as the Ward which return'd him is concern'd , and it is briefly thus : The Alderman of the Ward of Farindon Without , dying , the Principal Inhabitants , upon Conference with one another , found themselves divided in their Opinions , concerning the Superiority of Merit between Sir Richard How and Mr. Pilkinton , and yet resolv'd , if possible , to have one of them . Of this indeed they might have been certain , if they had return'd them two ; but it is to be considered , that then there had been no Tryal of Skill between their two Parties ; and also that being both worthy Men , either of them which should be assign'd to that Office , would have seem'd to be the Court of Aldermen's Choice , rather than theirs : Hereupon , to leave as little scope as might be to the Court of Aldermen , for the exercise of their Prerogative , both parties consented to return Mr. Sheriff Bethel for one , as knowing him to be a person so un-acceptable to that Court , that they might be sure of him of the other two , to whom it should fall by the Decision of their own Votes . So that that Gentleman who lost it at the Poll , had more respect shewn him by the Ward , than he who carried it without a Poll ; and they unanimously agreed to chuse Mr. Bethel , because they knew they were in no Danger of being troubled with him . And now Sir , much Joy to you of the Honor of that General Consent , and the concurrent Votes which you so highly boast of . Now , because the Court of Aldermen had discovered a Dislike of his Company , he therefore resolves and declaims against House-keeping ; and groundlesly misplacing his Anger , falls foul upon the Innocent ; and without any Provocation in the Earth , does vent such undeserved Reproaches , and bitter Invectives against all the Dishes of a Generous Sheriff's Table , even from Rost-Beef to Custard , that certainly it is his Interest to dissuade all men from reading his Book till they have Dined : For no Hungry Stomach can with Patience bear , to have its good Friends and Allies so vilely abused . He says , that nothing can be less Honourable to the Sheriffs than Feasting of the Companies , that good Eating is a great Expence of time , and a plentiful an Enemy to that sober Industry which is the rise and glory of a Trading City ; as if a sober industrious Trader , who intended to thrive and grow wealthy , were obliged now and then to satisfie himself with the refreshment of sucking a Button , and be glad to take up with the smell of a Cooks shop instead of a Meal . Beef and Mutton defend us ! say I : If this man were Manciple , he would within the compass of a Week so effectually promote his Landlords Trade , as to deserve to sit Rent-free ; for within that time our Bellies would dwindle and grow so lank , that happy were he who could get a Taylor to adjust the Wast-band of his Breeches . Being destitute of any farther Arguments to put a colour upon his sordid way of living in so publick an Employment , he falls to his Prayers to God , that among other Sins , Fulness of Bread , which was charged upon Sodom and Jerusalem , as one Cause of Gods Judgments , may not grow to that height in this City , as to become the Ruin and Destruction of it . I do not love to jest in Serious Matters , and shall therefore only take notice , that there are certain Citizens under his Custody , who , through his Neglect , are able truly to plead Not Guilty to that Charge . Had Mr. Sheriff Bethel fed the Poor , instead of Feasting the Rich ; had he supply'd the Defect of Splendid Entertainments by an extraordinary Charity towards his Prisoners , he might have had a fairer Plea : But he himself , without blushing , grants it to be true , that he does not contribute to the Relief of their Necessities , and has so utterly renounc'd all Modesty , as boldly to undertake to prove it his Duty to be unmerciful . For mark you me , by putting a Stop to the usual Payments ; If any Prisoners be famish'd this Year , the Court of Aldermen , and a Committee of the City will take care to prevent the like Mischief against the next : And my holding of my Hand , says he , will prevail with others to open theirs , and encourage them to Chrritable Benevolences and Legacies , for the Maintenance of those wretched People . Heavens , what Arguments are these ! But such a man can never be defended but by such Logic. I shall now trouble the Reader no further , after I have told him that I am a Person not at all delighted in enquiring after , or exposing and publishing the Vices or Follies of any man ; and , as probably I had never known that he has been reported to be a Jesuite , one of the late Kings Judges , &c. unless he himself had told me ; so the World had never known for me , that his carriage towards his own Company of Leather-Sellers has been such , that they have thought fit , contrary to their usual Method of Proceeding , to wave his Merit of Congruity in their late Election of a Master , notwithstanding that he is present Sheriff of London : That a Person who might have escap'd a troublesome , and ( to any but himself ) a Chargeable Office , by swearing that he was not worth 10000 l. should yet ( to come off for a Shilling , at the time of the last Poll-Tax ) give order to a Maid-Servant , to acquaint the Officers , that he was a Decayed Merchant ; That when he knew the Easter Sermons were to be at S. Sepulchres , he should yet perversly make a Ridiculous Cavalcade to the Spittle by himself , like the Pied Piper of Halberstadt drawing all the Boys and Girls in the Town after him . These things , I say , with all which has gone before , I should not have concern'd my self to Publish , had he not provoked me to enquire concerning him , and by lewdly applying a Text of Scripture to himself , with a seeming , mighty Confidence of his own Innocence , challeng'd all the World to Come down and see . FINIS .