id author title date pages extension mime words sentences flesch summary cache txt 46760 Swift, Jonathan Hints to Servants Being a Poetical and Modernised Version of Dean Swift's Celebrated "Directions to Servants" .txt text/plain 10137 1038 95 It suits our masters: good, i'fegs! 'Twas all with 'drinking Master's health.' To leave _you_ out--'tis downright shameful! So blends the Servant with the Master, Of what are called 'good Valets' places.' May like you better than his Lady, To such a Lord or Lady's kindness; Take care that ev'ry body know shall Our Masters need on like occasions: As you shall think both fit and 'meat.' How should your Lord or Lady know Think that your Master scarcely suffers When your own Master gets the like, Leave the door open to save knocking, Fortune, at times, makes her approach, man, Let sober Judges, then, give way, Let all things (for a time) be shown To think--whichever way to view it-THERE is no servant like the Steward, Tell Master that they're getting old, Let every servant feel as great, Of course you think it just and fit ./cache/46760.txt ./txt/46760.txt