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Their vain Curiosity in Anatomy reprehended ; and their false Rule of Contraries in the Cure of Diseases manifested . Also , a full Answer to the Objections charged by the GALENISTS against the CHYMISTS , and Chymical Medicines vindicated . To which is added an Appendix , De Litho-Colo : or , An History of Three large STONES excluded the Colon by Chymical Remedies . By GEO. THOMSON , Medicinae Doctor . 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 . Homer . Odys . 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 . London , Printed by R. Wood , for Edward Thomas , at the Adam and Eve in Little Brittain , 1665. To the most Reverend Father in God , GILBERT , By Divine Providence , Archbishop of Canterbury , Primate and Metropolitan of all England , and one of His Sacred Majesties most Honourable Privy Council . May it please Your Grace , AMong the many Moecena's of Hermetick Philosophy , I conceive none more fitting to protect the Medicinal Verities here set down , then Your Grace ; who hath been pleased to express very much kindeness and love for this Noble Art , to the no small encouragement of the Professours thereof . And all things duly pondered , where can Chymical Physick better shelter it self against Maligners and Opposers of it , then under the wings of Divinity , on which it ought to attend as an Hand-maid ? yea , there should be a Synergie , and conspiration of all Arts and Sciences to advance Theology , which makes the better Part of us happy . How can the Soul act aright when there is an Atonie , Ametrie , and Dyscrasie in the Body ? Sith as the Chyle is , such is the Chyme , or rubified juyce ; as is the Chyme , so is the Sanguis , or purest part of the Blood ; and as this is , so are the Vital Spirits ( the immediate instrument of the Soul ) either luminous and clear , or dark and muddy ; and so capable to act well or ill : How sollicitous then should we be to search out those great Arcana's in Nature , which the good Creator hath ordained for the preservation and redintegration of these Bodies , ( which upon slight occasions from within and without , are obnoxious to be valetudinary , and put out of frame ) that the Diviner part may operate the more freely , vigorously , and orderly . Certainly there is no better way to attain this then by Spagyrick Philosophy , which separates Tribulos & Spinas , what is Hurtful and Superfluous in every Concrete , from the profitable , pure , and sincere ; bringing it to such an Entelechie and Excellency , that it is able to display that radiant Virtue which God hath implanted in it for the good both of Body and Soul. And were this course closely followed , and generally countenanced , those rebellious and enormous Vices of the Minde , too grassant at this day among us , which in great part arise from the Feral , Anomalous , unheard of Prodigious , and untractable Diseases of the Body , might in some measure be reformed ; and certainly if there be not some timely prevention , mox daturi progeniem vitiosiorem , most of our Posterity is like to be born diseased . Seeing therefore no Medicine is able to mortifie these Seminal Principles of Diseases , or wash off those Radical Tinctures which have been traduced to us from our Parents , but the best sort of Chymical Preparations exalted to the highest degree of perfection ; some of which have been of late years brought to light by the indefatigable industry of some Ingenious men , whom the Galenists have endeavoured to eclipse , and despitefully to suppress by Calumnies and Reproaches ; we humbly beg Your Graces favour to stand up for the defence of our Art , so far as truth , sound reason and Optical Experiments shall permit ; and that Your Grace would be pleased to joyn with some other Heroes of the Nation , either to stop the mouthes of these Anti-Chymists , or to constrain them to make good by matter of Fact , and fair equal Trials here proposed , what they alledge against us ; that there may be a full discovery made who are the Physicians , quos creavit Altissimus , and who are they that go about ludere cum corio humano : And this present and future Age shall be bound to celebrate Your Praises ; My Lord , Your Graces most humble and obedient Servant , Geo. Thomson . To the Reader . Courteous Reader , BE pleased to bestow what time you can well spare in perusual of this short Treatise , which ( how contemptible soever it may seem to thee ) may perhaps be a means to save thee from the jawes of untimely death , and prolong thy dayes . The main Scope of the Author is , to do thee , his Countrey , and the whole World service , in reference to that which ( according to the innate law of Self-preservation ) every Creature desires ( that is ) Life : which if not accompanied with Health , cannot but be very tedious . That therefore thou mayest enjoy a sound Body and Soul , next Temperance in all things , embrace an Honest and Able Physician ; not one whom thou fancies , but who is really so , according to these infallible signs here described . The sum of this Discourse is nothing but a Touchstone depending upon matter of Fact , to try whether a Physician be as he professes himself , and ought to be , one that having a Commission from the Angel Raphael , is endued with the gift of Healing , not palliating , dawbing and plaistering upon an unstable foundation . Here thou mayest learn to keep thy Blood wherein is the Life , and not prodigally to spend it , upon every trifling occasion , which may do thee more service sometimes then the best Doctor in England , and help those Diseases he cannot . Here thou mayest be instructed to beware of uncorrected Purgatives , which do but colliquate and putrefie the wholesome Chyme , or juyce of the Body , enervating it without any considerable ease , unless accidental ; and to value that Physick which carries off the occasional Morbifick matter to thy benefit , without any notable Debility succeding . In this Enchiridium thou wilt finde the difference between a sincere and corrupt Physician ; one that dares act subdio , in the face of the Sun , that men may behold him whether he doth right or wrong , and so justifie him or condemn him ; and between him that studies to be in the dark , and cast a mist before the Spectators eyes , that he may play legerdemaine with them . Lastly thou wilt see whose Actions are able to bear the test of the Fire best , ( by which every Work is to be tryed ) the Galenical or Helmontian , whose facts like Gold or Silver , leave the least Scoria or Dross behinde ; and whose like Lead or other base mettals , leave most . We hope no man that desires the preservation of himself , King , and Countrey , but will allow these Operative Propositions to be just , equal , profitable , and laudable , to put an end to that which garrulity and multiloquacity will never determine . Wherefore , Candid Reader , all that we shall request of thee , is to stand still and see , that we may have right done us , forbearing to be prejudicate and partial ; and if ever thou shouldest need us , we shall endeavour to gratifie thee with that Physick which we are confident no Galenist in England possesses . Now if it fall out that our faithful and wholesom counsel herein should ( through the subtil wiles and and crafty devices of our enemies ) be rejected , we shall rest our selves contented that we have done our duty , and shall shake off the dust of our feet upon them , qui valdè volunt perire , being satisfied that their perdition is from themselves . Geo. Tomson . The Contents . CHAP. I. A Short Description of Galen , from whom they are denominated Galenists . Pag. 1 CHAP. II. An account of that true Chymical Philosopher , and learned Physician , Helmont , whom we Own for our Patron . pag. 4 CHAP. III. Of the Abuses and disrepute the Galenists have brought upon Physick , and the Reformation they have of late pretended . 7 CHAP. IV. How the Galenists have domineered in the World , and deceived it . 15 CHAP. V. In what space of time a good Physician may resolve his Patient of the Event of his Disease . 21 CHAP. VI. How much precious time the Galenists spend in Anatomical Curiosities to little purpose . 25 CHAP. VII . A just reproof of the Ignorance of most of them in Surgery . 30 CHAP. VIII . What a noise our Adversaries make with their Laboratory , and how they vaunt that they use Chymical Medicines according to their Method . 35 CHAP. IX . An Answer to some Objections laid to our charge by the Galenists . 38 CHAP. X. An Expostulation why the Dogmatists will not come to the touchstone of true Experience . 41 CHAP. XI . How much to seek the Galenists are in that necessary Philosophy which directs us to the Cure of Diseases . 44 CHAP. XII . Of the two grand Supporters of the Galenical Physick , Phlebotomy and Purgation . 48 CHAP. XIII . Of the second Supporter , fruitless Purgation . 56 CHAP. XIV . Of that fictitious Rule of Contraries , by which the Dogmatists are guided in the cure of Diseases . 65 CHAP. XV. A brief Examination of their Pharmacopoea . 70 CHAP. XVI . A Cursory View of the Mineral waters , to which the Dogmatists flye , as to a Sanctuary , in Difficult Cases . 77 CHAP. XVII . A Vindication of Chymical Medicines from that false Accusation of being Dangerous . 83 CHAP. XVIII . Of the Galenical Method . 90 CHAP. XIX . Of the Helmontian Method . 96 CHAP. XX. Some Animadversions upon the late Attempt to procure a Patent from His Gracious Majesty , for the Erecting a Colledge of Chymical Physicians . 103 A History of three large Stones excluded the Colon by Chymical Medicines . 109 Galeno-pale : OR , A Chymical Trial of the Galenists , that their Dross in Physick may be discovered . CHAP. I. A short Description of Galen , from whom they are denominated Galenists . THe great Patron , to whose Decrees and Dictates ( right or wrong ) the Dogmatists have obliged themselves to subscribe , is Galen of Pergamus in Asia ; who lived about fifteen hundred years past , in the time of Adrian . He was a man doubtless of excellent parts , and very laborious , but took a very indirect course to make a discovery of the Truth of things , as they are in themselves , by bringing them to the touchstone of sound Experience ; by making an Analysis or Resolution of Bodies , that their Principles might be laid open , and their Heterogeneities manifested ; without which it is impossible for any man to be a Philosopher as he ought . He had a great ambition of writing much , as it plainly appears by those voluminous Tracts that are now extant , besides what are lost ; for 't is reported that he wrote four hundred Books in Physick : to what good purpose , any discreet impartial man may easily judge . His loquacity hath much affected some men , who count Learning principally to consist in variety of Languages , Polylogie , and plausible Argumentations , though deduced from false Axioms . Hippocrates his concise Aphoristical Doctrine , written according to the sincerity and candor of that age , was amplified and vainly enlarged by his fruitless and frivolous Comments , to a huge bulk , contrived on purpose to get a fame in the World , by those that are ready to subscribe to any Positions of Antiquity , for their ease , rather then to Anatomize things as they ought by the Fire , that thereby they may be reduced into the visible parts . So ignorant herein was their great Master Galen , that he never saw either Rose-water or Quicksilver . How much to seek he was in Anatomy , Vesalius hath delivered ; who makes it to appear in many places , that he never dissected the Body of man. In the Botanicks , or knowledge of Plants , he hath instructed the World no more then Dioscorides his predecessour , whom he hath plainly transcribed in many places word for word , concealing the Author , sticking in the mire of the four Elements , their Mixture , Qualities , and Temperaments , neglecting the Virtus Cherionia , Crafts , and specifick properties of Simples . His followers have , and do even obstinately to this day , to the destruction of millions , cry up his method ; a tedious way to cure Diseases , but a short one to get money . The two principal Pillars that support this rare Method , are Phlehotomy and Purgation , both of which we can demonstrate to be pernicious to Humane Nature , destroying more then ever the Sword. In the knowledge of the Causes , Quiddity , or Essence , immediate Subject , and radical Cure of Diseases , ( an incurable Catalogue whereof he hath delivered to posterity ) that he was extream blinde , we shall undertake to evince and prove è facto . All this duly considered , would make a man stand amazed to see how refractorily his Disciples do maintain ( to this day ) those rotten principles in Physick derived from him ; and how wilfully they hood-wink themselves , delighting in the darkness of their own erroneous Tenents , lest they should behold the bright beams of Chymical Philosophy , to the diminution of their own sinister respects . CHAP. II. An account of that true Chymical Philosopher , and learned Physican , Helmont , whom we Own for our Patron . HElmont a German , was without all question , ordained in these last times by especial providence of God , for the comfort and relief of distressed Man ; to be an instrument to discover those gross Errours and notorious abuses in Physick , that have relation to the Life and Soul of Man , committed by those that rested themselves contented to be ignorant with Antiquity , and enjoy profit , honour , and ease , rather then question any thing delivered to them ( how false soever ) by making a severe scrutiny into the bottom of Nature , by difficult labours with their own hands , and great expence of their purses . This Worthy Man who ( we confess ) hath instructed us in the Principles of Philosophy , was omnifariam doctus ; one that was very knowing in the Doctrine of the Ancients , having made a wonderful speedy progress in the Learning of the Schools , as well versed in the Languages as the best Galenist ; who , after that he had rolled every stone in the old Philosophy , and ran through that Cyclopeodie , or universal Learning , yet could finde no solid satisfaction in the natural Causes of things , till he came to Pyrotechnie , wherein he laboured fifty years compleat , leaving those lying Sophisms that he had imbibed , contemplating things as they were in themselves . Hereby he learnt the genuine beginnings of all Concretes , making separation of them into their fundamental parts ; dissolving and coagulating , fixing and volatilizing Bodies ; looking narrowly into the defects , alteration , life , and death of things ; extracting , dividing , conjoyning several bodies , bringing what was crude to maturation ; and promoting natural Causes , by removing those impediments that they could not arrive at their just ends . Hence he dived into the Seminal virtues and properties of things , and was able to give an account of their true , efficient , and natural Causes ; bringing to light the Doctrine of Fermentation , the Original and activity of Spirits , with the rare Effects of Tinctures ; and this by Mechanical demonstration of the Fire . This is he that hath plainly detected the most absurd perilous Doctrine of the Galenists , proving their palpable ignorance of the Causes of Diseases , and their proper Cures ; setting down infallible Arguments to evince how destructive their Bleeding and Purgations are to mankinde ; challenging them to make good what he had delivered by visible instances and examples of fact ; which they would never come to , nor ever dared to answer him by way of confutation , but by denying all that he had proposed , giving him scurrilous and opprobrious language , ( as it is their common custom when they have nothing to say for themselves ) calling him Fanatick , Innovator , Dreamer , carping at any lapse or Peccadillo in his Writings with aggravations to the height : hating and abhorring to the death all those that stood up in his behalf , naming them Hereticks in Physick ; and all this gratis dictum , without the least tittle of truth . Thus hath this worthy man been sleighted , villified , and reproached , for not still conniving at those capital Errours in Physick , which they have greedily swallowed down without any scruple , to the ruine of millions . However , let these pittiful Physicians rail at , and calumniate this Heroe , 't is our duty , who have received so much benefit from him , to acknowledge him our Master , and to maintain his true Positions , to the utmost of our power against all gain-sayers . CHAP. III. Of the Abuses and disrepute the Galenists have brought upon Physick , and the Reformation they have of late pretended . YE have of late made a great stir , though to little purpose and credit , to procure a Power from the Supreme Authority of the Nation , that ye might make a Reformation in this Noble Profession of Physick , there being ( as ye say ) no visible means left but your selves to compass it . But what was your drift in this ? Truly , we believe the first thing , next the enslaving the poor Apothecaries , would have been a total Suppression of those that had opposed your fictitious Principles , false Axioms , and indirect practices in Physick , that then ye might have domineered as ye pleased . But stay a while , we hope the Sage Magistrate will take it into consideration , that ye are the chiefest persons that need reformation ; and that your Purgations need purgation , they being ( as we can prove by matter of fact ) not fitting , so uncorrected , to be taken into the Body . We hope moreover they will take notice , that your Bloody course ought to be voted cruel and unchristian , the Life or Soul being seated in the Blood : God having created the Medicines of the Earth , not Bleeding , cutting holes in the Skin , Blisterings , and such like butchering Tortures , to cure miserable man. 'T is true , there are sad exorbitancies , irregularities , and abuses in Physick , but who we pray have been the principal occasions of them but your selves ? who have conjured up such Swarms of Quacks in every place , ( who like Locusts eat the bread out of honest Physicians mouths ) by your Profane Prescripts ? and now you would fain lay them down , but ye cannot ; for they are become too potent for you , some of them having so well improv'd their time , that they are like for ought we can see to cast you out of the saddle , and to ride with Foot-cloaths themselves , dealing but deservedly with you . If ye had better practised the Pythagorical Doctrine , these things had never been ; or had ye delivered your selves , as ye finde fault Paracelsus , Helmont , and other sons of Art did , more obscurely , and Aenigmatically , who foresaw these mischiefs , and endeavoured to prevent them , Physick had flourished to this day in its splendor and beauty : But as ye have handled the matter , every Good-wife , any silly fellow may read your Dispensatory , use some of those Medicines without your method , and sometimes no less success ; yea , and may laugh at some of those ridiculous Compositions discovered to them by your trusty servant Culpepper . But all this is no hinderance but a furtherance to encrease your Practice , ( as we have heard some of you say ) sith these illiterate Ideots do but make work for you . Is it so , but we much doubt it ; surely if ye aimed at this at first , to multiply these men to augment Mortalities for your advantage , it was a very wicked Design , not to be endured by a Nation : but if this be fallen out through your incogitance accidentally , that these men have brought in the more gain to you , to the detriment and ruine of the people , and simply for this reason , ye desire to be Arnautists , or self-deniers , why do ye ( pretending to the Higher Powers a Publick Good ) not likewise instruct them in some way , how the indigent Commonalty may be cured better and cheaper ; giving us infallible testimonies of some rare Cures above others , and your zealous charity for your Neighbours , by abating your excessive Fees , and by curing him gratis that hath faln into Thieves , like the good Samaritan . And we think it were but just , that they who have gotten such Riches in Physick , as some of you undoubtedly , by the destruction of those that might have been preserved , should Zaccheus-like , impart a portion to those that are distressed . And certainly there is now great need of this retribution , and as the state of things stands , another course must be taken ( without this costly Physick ) to cure the Poor of the Nation ; which if our prudent Senators shall please to listen to , we shall in all humility propose to their wise considerations ; beseeching them to consider what sad consequences must of necessity have come upon a Concession to the presumptuous Desires of these men : How thousands of poor People must have neglected the means , and so have run the hazard of perishing , having not wherewithal to seek to these chargeable Doctors for recovery , the Apothecary not daring to sell them a little London Treacle Mithridate , &c. unless authorized by them ; as if their Prescripts were able to infuse new Virtues into Medicines . Neither should any have stretched forth his hand to have pulled his languishing Brother out of the ditch , unless licensed by them . What we pray should our City have done , if some Epidemical contageous Disease , as the Plague , had reigned amongst us , sith they ( according to their Masters Dictates ) would all have run out of it : We plainly see the greatest Clarks are not alwayes the best Politicians , for we stand amazed to see such learned Physicians , men so highly reputed for their parts , to carry on such an unreasonable Project , meerly for their own sinister interest , ( the Publick good therein being altogether neglected ) as to sollicite the highest Court of Iudicature , to confirm such a Patent to them , that they might be sole Masters of their Lives , Souls , and Fortunes , without controulment : That they might Brow-beat , Insult , and Tyrannize over those that are no whit inferiour to them in worth . Did Ambition , Covetousness , and Revenge so blinde them , that they should think that such wise Senators would ever condescend to make themselves and People Slaves and Vassals to the insolent lusts of those , who never gave us any proof , pledge , or earnest of their Cures in Physick above many Apothecaries ; who have protested to us , that there were some of these stately Doctors so extream ignorant in materia medica , that they did not know the Ingredients of certain trivial Compositions presented to their eyes : yea , and that some of their Prescripts have been so notoriously extravagant and pernicious , that the Apothecary hath been forced to correct them , unless he would have suffered the Patient to run the hazard of perishing . We confess , the Apothecary in many defects and obliquities is not to be excused , however ( as Diogenes struck the Father when the Son offended ) so we think the Doctor deserves the lash for not rightly educating and instructing his poor obsequious servant ; for we are verily perswaded had they been more discreetly tutor'd , they would have proved better . But hinc illae lacrhymae , this is that which wrings the Doctor , and galls him to the heart , that he should bring up birds to pick out his own eyes ; that after so many years sweet congress , and mutual correspondence , his Labourer , Drudge , or Excrement ( as a Doctor was heard to call him ) should now stand in defiance against him , and take upon him to cure Diseases equally with him . And to say truth , a man cannot tell which of the two exceeds ; for we are of that opinion , one may pick and chuse , but find never a barrel better Herring . The Servant is now become a Doctor , the Dispencer a Prescriber : Both use the same Method , the same Indications , the like Medicines , and with equal success for ought we can see . Of the two we confess , the Apothecary hath for the most part the start of his Doctor , for as much as he not onely knoweth the Composition exactly , and at his pleasure can frustrate both Physicians and Patients expectation ; but also being more conversant with the Sick man , can advantage himself more then the other by frequent observations , which opportunity the Doctor , partly through pride , and partly through covetousness and idleness , loses . Now good Master Doctor Galen , let us reason a little soberly ; have ye not brought your Hogs to a fair market ; whether of us ( we beseech you ) have been most prudent and provident ? ye that have made this noble Science ( the Professours whereof Divine Writ hath charged to be honoured ) to become a meer mercenary or a meretricious business ; a very Trade to get money , an Imposture to serve your own ends , setting up an Apothecary your Emissary and Decoy , to fetch in gainful Practice ; or we that have alwayes been tender of the reputation of Physick , and the Lives of the infirm ; and for that end have not onely studied hard for many years , beating our brains to do that which is fitting according to Art ; but also laboured with our own hands night and day , not without hazard of our lives , and great expences , that we might understand what we do , and do what we ought for the Lives of our poor miserable Patients ; that we might alwayes have in readiness those Arcana's , of which the vulgus hominum is , and ever will be ignorant . Had we prostituted our selves and the Art , or taken those indirect courses which ye have done , we are certain we might have been possessours of Riches and Honours equal with you . CHAP. IV. How the Galenists have domineered in the World , and deceived it . 'T Is unspeakable how these Galenists have imposed upon credulous men , how by their plausible Rhetorick they have allured them , and made the people willingly to resign their Lives up to their Judgements , notwithstanding all those sad presidents lively represented to their eyes . What fair pretences have they made use of to gull them into their Physick ? What a supercillious command have they had over their obsequious Apothecary , to speak for them , to lye for them ; yea , and to do some things for them , to the hazard of his Soul ; being forced to maintain , and sometimes to own all their miscarriages , misdemeanours , and gross aberrations in Physick , or else he , his wife and children must bite on the bridle . These are they that have infused into the people abominable vulgar Errors in Physick , which neither Doctor Primerose , Doctor Browne , nor a thousand like them , are able by the best of Rhetorick or Logick to eradicate , till some notable and eminent Cures relating to their Lives , by degrees , shall convince them of the contrary ; which is a hard thing to do , because these Mysochymists and haters of truth , have prejudiced them against the Assertors of it . Great men are not a little entangled in their snares , being lured and caught by their bewitching tongues , by their fame of being great Schollars , well versed in all the Languages , excellent Mathematicians , Historians , Geographers , which are qualifications very laudable , and which we very much respect ; but what is all this to a Sick Man that lies groaning upon his bed in a violent Feaver , tortur'd with the Gout , the Stone , the Cholick , the Iliack , haling for breath as for life ? What is this mans Learning to him , if he cannot ease him and give him Relief , quatenus a Physician ? If after all learned Argumentation , and Eloquence of the Galenist , some trivial Chymist that hath learnt something by blowing the coals for his Master , shall cure him , without any long preamble ; be serious and tell me ( as we are all Philautists , and desire self-preservation ) whether this man ( though otherwise not to be justified in his ignorance ) be not to be encouraged and to be had in some estimation in any well-governed Land ? Consider this therefore Worthy Magistrates , that as ye are the Sons of Adam , ye will alwayes be prone to Diseases ; and doubtless none of you in such a case but will highly prize a man that shall offer , promise , and perform a Cure for you , above another that tires you out either with none , or false promises . Great Patriots , be pleased to take notice how they have villified and slandered true Artists , perswading the World falsly , that Chimical Medicines ( which we frequently use without strict weighing them ) were dangerous , received an Empyreuma , or hurtful impression from the Fire ; that they did either Kill or Cure in a short time : yea , some of them have been so impudently audacious to assert , That whosoever took Chymical Medicines , although he were cured for the present , yet in the revolution of a year it would cost him his life . So that in their fury they have cast into the Kennel out of a very honest and able Apothecary's Shop , a most safe , innocent , and effectual Chymical Medicine , and afterward have endeavoured the ruine of the poor man. A quondam noted Galenist , in greatest part reclaimed from their fopperies , and almost got out of that durty practice , protested that he knew a most eminent Doctor of the Colledge , that passes for one of the most learned amongst them , that did not dare to venture to give five or six grains of Antimonium Diaphoreticum , which we can give with confidence , security , and good effect , often to thirty or forty grains . They formerly cried down Oyl of Vitriol by no means fitting to be taken into the body , because it did corrode a Glove , supposing it would act the same in the Stomack . As for Mercurius dulcis , and other Preparations of Mercury , they concluded them all to be little better then poyson ; which now they frequently make use of , not scrupling to give it to Children , but we fear to their destruction sometimes , as they order the matter by their method , and a careless preparation of it , which they alwayes referre to another . Yet it is not long since that a Galenist of great fame did upon some Discourse of Mercury confidently affirm , that he knew he could do as much with crude Mercury , as any with it never so well prepared : which he dares not ( we are sure ) maintain to be true by any visible instance , but spake it meerly out of a Vatinian hatred to Chymical Preparations ; which nothwithstanding he and his Fraternity are forced to make use of closely , labouring to pump and fish them out of others . Now at length finding that they have strived in vain against truth , by their obloquies and false suggestions still kicking against a prick ; and finding they cannot obscure the bright beames of Pyrotechnical Philosophy , they take now another supplanting course , and of a sudden will all become Chymists ; but Galeno-Chymists , as monstrous and Anomalous as a Centaure or Syren : and hereby they think to blear the eyes of the world , to make them believe , that their Method sweetens all our sharp Vitriolate Medicines , allayes all our Corrosives , fixes all our Mercurial Preparations ; and in short , makes all safe and sound , which otherwise would be destructive in our fingers . Thus they still juggle with , and delude the world , still protracting and spinning out the time , very unwilling to part with ease , gain , and honour , notwithstanding thousands suffer by their indirect practice , e're they will come in quietly , and sincerely submit to the truth , for the good of the Nation ; although they know at last they must be forced to yield , time bringing that to light which is their principal study to involve in obscurity . For we make no question but that posterity will admire their obstinacy herein , and abhorre them for it . Well , come what will come , for ought we can see they are still resolved to maintain their State and Grandure as long as they can , for their present life , and then let the world hereafter censure them , what care they : 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 , as the Greek Poet hath it . Yet it hapned that one of their greatest Donns , being questioned by a Perspicacious Gentleman , what the reason was , that he ordered something very incongruous in reference to his Patient ; and being charged home by him , whom he knew would not be baffled , made this express answer ; Hang it ( quoth he ) we are but a Company of Cheats . This was reported to us by a person of Quality , that dares testifie the truth of it to the face of him that spake it . CHAP. V. In what space of time a good Physician may resolve his Patient of the Event of his Disease . HE is unworthy the name of a Physician , that in Acute Diseases doth not on the fifth or sixth day after his admission , either make Nature master of the Disease , or else on the sixth or seventh give a positive prediction what will be the conclusion thereof ; and that with so much certainty , that he should seldom be mistaken but as a man : For it is a grand ignominy , and an intollerable disgrace , to see a Mechanick to engage himself to bring to pass what he undertakes , and a learned Physician , either not to dare to promise you any thing of a Cure , or wholly to frustrate your expectation . It is no wonder if some men taking advantage of your weakness in this particular , have cast it in our teeth , that our Art is altogether conjectural ; and that we do all things therein by hab nab , happy be lucky ; hitting the mark with as much uncertainty as those people called Andabatae , that fought with one another winking ; we wish these Scoffs and Taunts might lie at the doors of those that have justly deserved them . In Chronick Infirmities a longer time must needs be required to give satisfaction to the Patient concerning his Recovery , the matter of the Disease being many times fixt in the Body , and as it were settled on the lees , the ferment of the parts being either vitiated , or in great part abolished ; and the Archeus or vital Spirit being much diminished , the immediate instrument of the Soul , by which it acts for our health or sickness , in which every Disease nestles , and is primarily seated and characterized , without the power of which none can be cured ; ( of which the Galenists have been too ignorant , until such time most Acute Helmont ( like a bright star of truth ) made it appear ) As the matter stands thus , a Physician may very well assume a fortnight or three weeks at most , finally to conclude what he is able to do for his Patient ; whether he be capable ( as he conceives ) to be restored to health , if not , then to resign him up to another that may be able to do more : for this wier-drawing course in Physick , to keep a Patient long in suspence , without any relief , ( peradventure for some private ends ) is to be abominated . 'T is a strong Argument of great Weakness or Deceit in a Physician , when in some reasonable time he cannot or will not give an account what is like to be the Issue of his labours : such an one is to be avoided as the Plague , that is blinde and cannot discover the Mark he is to shoot at ; or aims at the Purse of his Patient , rather then the Recovery of his Health . Be advised whosoever thou art , not to suffer him that waits for a Crisis , and cannot give thee in a short time a sufficient Testimony of an effectual Cure , to proceed any further ; for be assured that a good Physician never looks after a Crisis , ( standing still as a meer spectatour while Nature is oftentimes worsted upon unequal terms by its enemy ) but with all expedition unroosteth that unwelcome Guest , that hath taken up its lodging in the vital Spirits , wherein the longer it lurks , the more difficult it is to eject ; for cunctando crescit , and so at length confounds the Oeconomy of the whole Body : wherefore an Honest and Prudent Chymist , Principiis obstat , falls forthwith upon the extirpation of any malady , whereas the Galenist labours to circumcise and lop off here and there the Branches or Symptoms , lulling his Patient asleep with some incorrected Opiate , mitigating sleight pains by Anodines , quenching his Thirst by cooling Iuleps , bedaubing his Feet , Wrists , and Front , with Cataplasms , and the like , to the wearisomness and vexation of the sick Man , without any real casement of his Grief . Hence it falls out that some of our learned Galenists have protracted an Acute Feaver , to the one and twentieth day , and that in hope of a Crisis , which we are confident might have been taken down before the seventh . Hereby they hatch up some Chronick tedious languor , which usually follows at the heels of most Malignant Feavers they take in hand , because they never searched the Soar to the bottom , but onely skinn'd it over . Oftentimes do these Botching Galenists bring to light a viperous Generation of Long Infirmities , that might easily have been destroyed at first in Ovo the Embryon , which afterward growing too headstrong for them , elude and slight all their trivial Applications . And all this they can still do under the notion of safe Medicines ; when indeed a generous man had better have dyed Caesars death , and nimbly to have been sent into the other world by some precipitate Quack , or venturous Pseudochymist , where he might be at rest , then to crumble and moulder away in a languishing feeble manner ; and withal to sustain those torturing and racking Carnifications , by their Blisterings , Cuppings , Scarifications , Cauteries , and Setons , with their loathsome Potions , Consuming Purgatives , their severe Cookeries , and rigid Diet-drinks , and at length to drop into the pit . Let any discreet man judge whether such Doctors as these deserve a Patent , who have nothing wherewithal to excuse their Homicide , but that they perform it with the fairest Method in the world . CHAP. VI. How much precious time the Galenists spend in Anatomical Curiosities to little purpose . OUr Antagonists raise no small dust , and make no little noise with their Dissection of Bodies , which were much to be commended , if they did not spend more time then needeth , rather for ostentation , and to get a fame abroad , then for any notable improvement in the Cure of poor miserable Man. For if it savoured not too much of vain-glory , they would rather exercise these operations more privately amongst themselves , and instruct any ingenious Gentleman , that desires to be informed therein , so far as might conduce for his particular satisfaction ; and not make a publique Theatrical business of it , for the entertainment of any rude fellows : but enough of that . As exact Anatomists as these men are , we know this for a truth , that the lodging place of Diseases is seldom to be discovered by the Knife ; which indeed was boldly attempted ( though in vain ) by an industrious Galenist of late years , who cut up a Pestilent Body , to finde out in what part the Plague did principally reside , to the loss of his own life , perhaps for want of some Arcanum which an Helmontist could have given him . Anatomy we stand up for , as much as any , without which we are certain a Physician must necessarily be much defective in Physick ; in which ( we dare say ) some of us have bestowed as much pains as most of our Opponents : and something we can say without vain-glory , that we were the first that in these parts of Europe have made the Experiment effectually of taking out the Spleen of a Dog , without which he lived perfectly well two years and a quarter ; the same being often repeated by others who stiffly opposed it at first . But what is all this to the grand matter in hand , which crowns and gives life to all the rest , that is , to be master of those Remedies which ( proportionable to Diseases ) are able to tame and subjugate them to the law of Nature ? What would it profit to tell our Patients that we had taken the Spleen out of a Dog , if they ( afflicted in that part ) could receive no benefit from us ? what pittiful comforters should we be in such a case ? 'T is true , the Invention of the Circulation of the Blood by industrious Doctor Harvey , is highly to be commended , and gives some satisfaction in the solving certain Phaenomena in Physiologie and Aitiologie ; yet we can see the Therapeutick part little advanced thereby , so that many stubborn Diseases are equally as hard to conquer ( caeteris paribus ) as they were before its discovery . Are your Officinal Medicines , on which ye solely depend , any whit more sufficient and powerful to cure now , then before the Venae Lacteae of Asellius , and the Vasa Lymphatica of 〈◊〉 were brought to light ? Or ye ( for this reason ) better Physicians then formerly , notwithstanding all your raking and groping in these uncomfortable dark cadaverous Subjects ? surely not at all : if the Spagyrist had not somewhat supplied your want in that which is most necessary ; affording you a few more prevailing Helps for your Patients Sanity , then ye ever possessed heretofore . What would it avail if ye knew the exact site of the smallest string or fibre in the Microcosme , and yet were not able to reduce it , dislocated , into its right place ? How uncomfortable to one afflicted with some grievous malady , is that Physicians Anatomical Lecture of Mans Body , if he be ignorant in the Anatomy of some Active , Spriteful , Enlivening Medicine , that may give him ease . Whatsoever therefore is introductive , subservient , and of far less moment comparatively , ought to be set behinde , and have less pains bestowed upon it , then what is absolutely necessary , and doth primarily and immediately conduce to the attaining that End , which both Physician and Patient desire above all things ; and such is the Knowledge of Generous Remedies , which can never be acquired without Herculean labour : for the hammering out of which , our whole 〈◊〉 if we should live an hundred years ) is too scanty . 'T is certain , every Mechanick ought to have a competent insight of that Machine , as Watch or Clock , &c. which he goeth about to mend ; but if he want Instruments and fitting Tools , how is it possible he should rectifie any great Defect in it : In like manner it behoves a Physician to be acquainted with the Structure and Conformation of this 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 , admirable Engine , Mans Body , so far as is needful and expedient , to instruct him in the Reparation and Restitution of it , when at any time it is cast off the Hinges of its Sanity , through any occasion from within or without : But above all it concerns him , to spend the greatest part of his precious time , to bend all his sinews , and to put forth his whole strength , to finde out those powerfull Remedies , which are indeed 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 , able to reduce and compose any Ataxie , Exarthresie , or Exorbitance in this lovely frame . Desist then ye vain-glorious Galenists from spending your dayes about impertinent and superfluous Searches in stinking Carcasses , which are never able to teach you how to destroy the Rampant Diseases daily breaking violently into these living Houses , without Pyrotechnical Anatomy , which alone can reclude the Secrets of Nature , and shew us where every Disease is seated , and by what effectual wayes it may be disturbed , and thrown out of that Vital Light in which it lives and dyes . CHAP. VII . A just reproof of the Ignorance of most of them in Surgery . CErtainly it was an evil Design at first , and a plain demonstration of idleness and pride in Physicians , when they brake into parts those Faculties , which did formerly , and should alwayes indivisibly reside in one man. We confess Fractures and Dislocations require the hand of a professed Artist , that is throughly versed in Anatomy and accurate Experience in this kinde ; but when Medicines taken inwardly are principally to perform the Cure , outward as well as inward Diseases belong to the Physician , so it may be done to the encouragement of the Professours of Surgery ; sith honos alit artes : as the matter stands now , it is not amiss for the Surgeon to have a share in the profit , although the Physician hath the greatest hand in the Cure. We have oftentimes admired the Ignorance of some Galenists , that have not been able to undertake a Whitlow , a Scald , a green wound , a trivial Soar , but have been forced to send them to a Surgeon living remote , as if it no whit concerned them ; and as if any one could be a true Physician , and be destitute of that which essentially belongs to his Art. Needs must that Physician be extreamly mutilated in his knowledge , that is to seek to cure a Phlegmon , an Erysipelas , Fistula , or malignant Ulcer : For we can confidently averre , and make it evident , that 't is the inward Medicament that must principally cure most outward Discases , if they be ever radically and to a purpose healed , outward Applications being oftentimes of no effect . Yet we will not deny some virulent Ulcers may to a wonder receive sanation by vertue of Chymical Preparations outwardly applied ; as , Balsamum Fuliginis , Balsamum Sameck , the pure Sulphur of Venus , Antimony , and other Minerals , of which none but a true Son of Art can be possessour . But above all is to be extolled , that admirable Magnetical way of curing , which doubtless if rightly improved would work stupendious things ; so that some Galenist would presently conclude that there is Witchery , or some supernatural means made use of : So blinde and stupid they are in the most needful Phylosophy , that what their Brains cannot conceive , they presently reject as Diabolical or impossible . Tell them of the Alkahest , or universal Menstruum , of Lapis Chrysopeius , Lapis Butleri , of a Panacaea , they will but deride and flout at it , boldly and presumptuously denying any such thing to be in rerum natura , because their shallow wits being altogether soused and steeped in durty Humours , Qualities , Temperaments , Mixtures , and Contrarieties , never had the happiness to have the least glimpse of the admirable perfections of such things . This we can set down positively as a truth , that that Physician that knows not something of the Cure of Diseases both inward and outward this way , is but a meer novice , alwayes learning , and never like to come to any perfection in his Art : Let him be never so much applauded for his excellent parts , and great Learning , he shall alwayes be esteemed by the wisest , an Ideot in Phylosophy , altogether ignorant of the radical and intrinsecal causes of things . We doubt not but there is excellent use of Manual operation , where the Knife is to perform the Cure , as in Amputations of parts , Lithotomie , and the like . But we know this experimentally , that both Physician and Surgeon are too forward to lop off parts , and butcherly to cut holes in the skin ; whereas many times this bloody course might be omitted , and the sick person restored in great part , if not altogether , to his pristine health , without mutilation or sauciation ; as we could instance of late in a Gentleman , belonging to a Noble man , whose Leg after all their tedious torturing , and frivolous attempts , as , Blood-letting , Purgation , Salivation , Sudorificks , Diet-drinks , Mercurial Applications , and Cauteries , they at length despairing of his Recovery , advised to be cut off : which God ( by means of his poor servant a Chymical Physician ) prevented , the Gentleman being restored to his perfect health , and his Limb saved . It were to be wished , that ye would study to dissolve and reduce into their first matter , those Coagulations frequently hapning ; as , Scrofulous Tumors , Nodes , Scirrosities , Ganglions , Wens , &c. without Scarifications and Incisions : but especially to bend your whole strength , to finde out some potent Arcanum ( which God no doubt hath created ) for the untying and colliquating that monstrous Product , in mans Body , the Stone , without cruel Lithotomie by a frightfull Knife . Did you not despond to finde , and supinely slight the pursuit of something in this kinde , yea , if ye did not maliciously discourage others , without controversie such an Arcanum might have probably been brought to light , able to dissolve the Stone even in the Bladder . But it is enough for you to rest your selves contented with the old profitable way of Perforating and broaching the Body , which if it fail , ye presently protest ye have done as much as Art can ; which narrowly examined by a judicious Physician , would perhaps prove very impotent . How often have ye received credit and applause from the world , when in the Dissection of dead Bodies , ye have found any of the Viscera corrupted , or hard congealed substance ; as , stones in the Kidney , Gall , or other parts , justifying and magnifying your selves , that more could not have been done by Art ; whereas peradventure at that time ye were first admitted , the Corruption might have been hindred , and Coagulations dissolved . Some few years since a Chymical Physician expelled three large Stones nestling about the region of the Spleen , the least as big as a large Turky's egg , out of a Maid-servants Body , by virtue of some Paracelsian Medicines , perfectly restoring her to health , which she enjoyes to this day ; whom we are confident if a Galenist had undertaken , he would by his Blood-letting , pernicious Purgation , Blisterings , &c. have destroyed , and the cause of her Disease should never have been discovered , unless by accident the Knife had made it appear ; which would have sufficiently excused the Galenist , and cleared him as one that did what possibly could be done by Art. CHAP. VIII . What a noise our Adversaries make with their Laboratory , and how they vaunt that they use Chymical Medicines according to their Method . YE make your boast that ye possess ( as well as we ) your Laboratory , and variety of Furnaces : That ye use Chymical Preparations , according to your Method , not as we do , at random . That ye knowing the ill qualities and properties of them , and how hazardous they are , do upon a pinch flye to them , having made use of first other safe Medicines . These are fair pretences of truth we confess , but if we search narrowly to the bottom , we shall easily discover them to be meer delusions . As to the first which ye glory in , your Laboratory , we answer , 'T is not the Laboratory or specious Furnaces that simply makes the Spagyrical Physician , no more then a vast Library of it self will make a learned Schollar . Is there any more in this then a meer pomp and vanity , to have multiplicity of Instruments , and not be able to make use of them according to the true principles of Art. For we dare averre it , that that man that is an enemy to the Doctrine of Helmont , cannot possibly arrive to be a true Chymical Philosopher . He may indeed be like one , as the Ape is said to be like a man , and therefore most deformed ; Simia quòd similis turpissima bestia nobis , &c. Do ye think ever to attain to this difficult Knowledge by virtue of your Master Galens Rules , who never saw Quick-silver or Rose water ? whom incomparable Helmont hath made appear altogether blinde in the true Fundamentals of Nature , not knowing aright the Quiddity or Essence of a Disease , the Cause , the immediate Subject , or place thereof , nor the direct and perfect Cure of it . Be not deceived , for it is no such easie matter , as ye would make the world believe , to become a Philosopher by the Fire : lay aside therefore your dearly beloved Galen , who hath made you so rich by the ruine of others , and study Helmont night and day ; and when ye have attained some of his Theory , then buy ( as he advises ) Coals and Glasses . By this means we doubt not but ye will become sound Physicians , if otherwise never . To what you alledge concerning your use of Chymical Medicines , we may safely , say , it had been happy for the credit of this Art , if none had ever come into your fingers , or been prescribed by you ; having so perverted the use of them , partly through adulterate and sophisticate Preparations , proceeding from ignorance , supine negligence , or covetousness ; partly through your dogmatical Method , prescribing them unseasonably , when ye have suffered Nature to be worried by a Disease , and thrown flat on its back ; and exhausted it by cruel Phlebotomy , poisonous Purgations , Blisterings , Scarifications , &c. upon this ye take occasion to maligne , slight , and villifie those Chymical Medicines , which ye either never had good , or never knew how to use . Yet thus much we have observed , when a Patient findes any benefit , 't is for the most part by virtue of some Chymical Medicine which ye mix ( as ye usually do ) with your trumpery , meerly to disguise the matter , lest too much respect should be attributed to a Medicament which ye have borrowed from your Adversaries . Moreover , let any indifferent man judge , whether it be not a part of the most odious Ingratitude that can possible be devised , for these men to scoff at , to rail against , to calumniate and backbite them , from whom they have received the best means they enjoy to cure their Patients ; without which they had been before now exploded and thrust off the stage of the World with disgrace . CHAP. IX . An Answer to some Objections laid to our charge by the Galenists . OUr Adversaries object to us , that many ignorant Empiricks make use of Chymical Preparations , to the destruction of many credulous persons : posting themselves up in every corner of the Street , proclaiming themselves to be possessours of great Arcana's , even to Panacaea's , whereby they profess they can work wonders , and cure a Catalogue of Diseases which the Galenists count incurable ; but being brought to the touchstone of sound experience , they are found to be meer Impostors , empty of all sound knowledge , no whit able to perform any thing proportionable to their promises . Moreover , they urge that our Chymical Authors are Hyperbolical , or excessive in the praises of their Medicamens , extolling them beyond the activity of the things themselves ; and that they frequently set down false Processes , which when a young beginner first puts to a trial , according to his Authors description , he is disappointed and discouraged in limine , even in the first essay or onset , which is enough to make us censure you Stentors and vain boasters . This we confess ingeniously is not to be denied in part , and we could wish it otherwise ; but 't is the fate of the best things to be corrupted , and 't is an ill Argumentation to conclude any thing to be evil , because some have abused it . For our parts , we utterly disown and renounce these mens actions , condemning their ignorance as severely as ye can , desiring they might be suppressed , and chastized according to their demerits . Yet thus much we can say for some of them , that having got some trivial Chymical Medicines perchance from your Apothecary , neglecting your Method , ( which many times ties you up so fast , that ye want liberty to use some laudable Medicines for your Patients recovery ) they have performed some eminent cures to your disgrace and their own applause ; which hath made some admire your great imbecillity herein , to the dishonour of Learning . We know a Chymist that desires no more Practice in Physick to get a competent living by , then those Patients to whom ye cannot make a promise of a Cure after two or three moneths time , whom he would undertake to resolve in less then a moneth . And assuredly to any discreet man this is proof enough , how erroneous ye are in that which chiefly concerns the life of man. For our parts we should think it very strange , and be infinitely ashamed , if any Patient should be cured by the Galenists , whom we have given over , which ( we are sure ) ye on the contrary part cannot make good . As touching Chymical Authors , that set you not in express terms the right way to make some Medicines , and likewise prize some more then they deserve , for these we Apologize not : But by your favour , we conceive that many times the errour lieth in you , who want true Chymical Rudiments , and not in them who think it not wisdom ( seeing the unhappy success thereof ) to set down all things so plain , that an Apothecaries boy may understand them . For believe it , if ye had those Philosophical Principles which Helmont hath delivered to the world , these trivial Authors could not so easily deceive you : In him we are sure ye will finde sound Doctrine , and demonstrable , by which we doubt not to confute your false Theorems and Axioms in Philosophy . We plead not for any that magnifie any Preparations beyond what they deserve , it is enough if we engage our selves no further with you , then wherein the things themselves shall justifie us . CHAP. X. An Expostulation why the Dogmatists will not come to the touchstone of true Experience . WHy halt ye thus between two opinions , and will not come fairly and candidly to give the World an assurance of your sound Practice , which concerns their Lives and Souls , but still equivocate , playing fast and loose , tergiversating , wrangling , and quarrelling about Punctilio's in Physick , assuming to your selves a strange Heteroclite or Hermophraditical name , as Galeno-Chymists , invented by your brains to blinde the world ; a name altogether inconsistent with a true Physician , who may very well be expressed by two syllables . Why hath not your Sect yielded formerly to Helmonts fair Proposal , while he was alive , that there might be a final conclusion of these Controversies by matter of fact ? ( indifferent Iudges appointed on both sides to give their censure ) Why do ye not accept of the same at this day , if ye were not conscious to your selves of your owne weakness ? What poor shifts and starting-holes have ye found out , what pittiful fig-leaves have ye joyned together to cover your nakedness , and to wave this fair , necessary , and most evincing way , to discover Truth by Action ? Contrary to which , all your Sophistical Disputes , your Paralogismes , your Quirks , your Tricks and plausible Juggles signifie nothing ; no nor your great Schollarship , not rightly squared and applied to the use and benefit of mankinde , and the charity of your neighbour . Let not therefore any Physignathus , inflatus scientia , supercilious Critick , chattering Linguist , or one that knows how to dispute Problematically and Artificially to deceive his Brother ; let not such ( we say ) who professes and practises Physick , being grosly ignorant of the right knowledge of things , for the commodity and use of the world , boast or vaunt of his glittering endowments in this kinde : but let him rather lay his hand upon his heart , and considering his own emptiness , reflect upon himself , how he hath deceived and been deceived ; and at length let him , though a Senior , ( for it is never too late to repent sincerely , and be wise to salvation ) embrace the sound Doctrine of Helmont , who will teach him to save mens Lives as he ought . If any be so ingenious to say , I have done what I can , and I know no other way then Bleeding , ordinary Purging , and Sweating Medicines , and doubt whether there be a better , and would willingly learn ; we shall undertake to demonstrate to this man , that which will be very satisfactory to him , and question not to convince him , if he be not notoriously obstinate of his mistakes in this kinde . CHAP. XI . How much to seek the Galenists are in that necessary Philosophy which directs us to the Cure of Diseases . NEeds must the Galenist erre in the cure of Diseases , when they are very ignorant of their Causes . Their very Fundamentals and Principles in natural Philosophy being false , as Helmont hath plainly made it appear . What an absurdity is it to take in Fire , which is neither a Substance nor an Accident , to make up the four Elements , and to fetch it from the highest Region , next the Moon , that it might enter into all Concretes : and from these Quaternary Elements to deduce their four Humours , Complexions , and Temperaments , and accordingly to proceed in the Cure of man ; bending all their forces to remove Qualities , Accidents , and Products of Diseases , leaving the Disease it self behinde ? What an erroneous Definition have they made of a Feaver , and therefore it is no wonder if they go unsuccessfully about the Cure ; as if there were no more to be done but to take an Indication from preternatural Heat , and so to cool in the same degree , for the restauration of the Patient to his former sanity ; making that essential to a Feaver which is but a meer product , depending upon the exorbitancy of the Archeus , or vital Spirits ? What errour can be more gross then to maintain , that the natural Heat of the Stomack , by means of the parts adjacent , is able to alter what is taken into it so powerfully , that in a short time even such hard Bodies , as Bones , Iron , and Glass , are dissolved in it , which the Culinary Fire cannot easily conquer ; taking no notice that the Stomack of Fishes are actually cold , and yet digest most vigorously . Surely 't is very improbable that these men should rectifie the indigestion and defects of the Stomack , that know not how it performs its office aright . Hence it comes to pass , that they often destroy by their faeculent Medicines the Eucrasie or Tone of that part which ought to be taken into care above any in the whole Body . Analogous to Fire , they have brought in an Humour called Choller , part whereof they say is gathered into a Receptacle of a Bladder , which overflowing and exceeding ( they affirm ) causes the Jaundies , and many other Diseases depending upon that Humour ; reckoning that an Excrement ( to be purged out with Rhubarb ) that is of most noble use , which no perfect Creature can want , neither Beasts , Fowl , or Fish ; ordained by God as a special Balsom , to preserve the Body from putrefaction ; by virtue of which the second Digestion is performed , the Acide juyce of the Stomack being converted into a Saline . Their ignorance herein hath produced many capital Errours in Physick , which would be too tedious to insist upon . From the Element of Earth they have deduced another Humour called Melancholly , which they have placed in the Spleen , reputing it a part destinated for that purpose ; never dreaming till Helmont divulged it , that in it and the continuate Arteries , is resident a ferment of most admirable use for the Digestion of the the Stomack , which being interrupted through multiplicity of occasional Causes , engender various Diseases ; as , Scurvy , Plurisie , Quartanes , &c. which they neither know how to cure , nor by their good wills would suffer others . What a miserable Errour is it in Philosophy to assert , that the Stone in the Kidneys and Bladder is engendred from Phlegme , ( which they say symbolizes with the Element of Water ) which Humour by power of a graduated Heat ( but where to be found in the Body we know not ) is brought to that stony consistence ; which how to break they are altogether unwitting , unless by the knife . It hath been a common practice to keep their Patients some moneths to Diet-drinks of Guaiacum , Sarzaparilla , Sassafras , out of an intent of drying up superfluous moisture , and imaginary Catarrhs in the Body ; as if one of their strong Purges would not more effectually answer that Indication in one day , better then their former course in a moneth . These things Helmont hath plainly shewed to be ridiculous . Who in his right wits will take these men to be found Philosophers , that attribute the cause of extream thirst in a Feaver simply to Heat and Drought ; whereas at the same time a great quantity of cool liquor floats in the Stomack , to some pints perhaps . They see Hydropick persons abound with great quantity of moisture all over the body , and yet cannot be provoked to sweat ; however they never gave us any clear Reason thereof till Helmont appeared . Infinite have been their mistakes in Nature , and false Hypotheses , to the detriment of mans life , which are sufficiently laid open by that great Philosopher Helmont . And therefore having given you a little glimpse of these things , that ye may conceive ex ungue leonem , we shall referre you to know more of that worthy Author , who hath delineated and characterized them exactly ; from whom we acknowledge to have received most part of our Instructions . CHAP. XII . Of the two grand Supporters of the Galenical Physick , Phlebotomy and Purgation . DId the World rightly understand what destruction of mankinde hath been made by this Sanguinary way of curing Diseases in all Ages , since this prodigal emission of Blood came first in use , ( suggested without all doubt by that sworn Enemy to mankinde the Devil ) it would ( being enraged ) utterly abominate any such Physician , or such a pretended remedy . How happy may those Nations be reputed in this particular , ( witness their Longaevity and Sanity above ours ) whom Nature hath so well instructed , as not to part with this precious treasure of Life , unless against their wills through some violent separation of the connexed parts . And certainly were we but governed by Nature , which intends all things for its own preservation , and never erres therein , unless interrupted or put by its scope through some transverse contingent , we would by no means admit of this Bloody course for a Cure ; being sufficiently convinced , that this Solar Balsom the pure Blood , called by the Latines ( to distinguish it from Cruor ) Sanguis , the very Stamen and Subtegmen , the subject and material foundation of Life , is never exterminated or cast out of the Body by Nature , unless extimulated through some exasperating and hostile matter that is gotten into it . And indeed to let out promiscuously Sanguis and Cruor , good and bad together , which is unavoidable , for qua data porta ruunt , is equally absurd , as to cut off part of the fleshie substance of the Finger , that the Splinter or Thorn therein fastened may be removed ; or to suffer generous Wine to run out , that some distasteful and fracedinous odour contracted from the Vessel may be taken off ; or that the Ebullition or Effervescence thereof , proceeding from the impetuous Spirits , endeavouring a segregation of impurities in it , may be asswaged : whereas it is more consonant to reason , to pick the Thorn out of the finger , to impregnate the Wine and Vessel with some odoriferous fume or liquor , that it may become fragrant and pleasing in smell ; likewise to take down the fermentation of the fretting acide Atomes thereof by some artificial means , that is able to lenifie and appease the Spirits , and settle all quiet . Doubtless the same may be accomplished in mans Blood , ( when at any time through some preternatural occasion it becomes tumultuous , exorbitant , and degenerate from its genuine goodness ) by ridding it of that pungitive acidity and cadaverous foulness , which makes it disturbed and restless as long as it remains in it ; for omne vivens mortui impatiens esse solet . And this we are certain an able Physician can effect , being admitted while there is a competent strength , which we are alwayes most careful to preserve and augment , contrary to the tenour of your Practice . For so soon as we have discharged the first and second Digestions , of what did burthen and clog them , we either exhibit some potent Arcanum , which upon its first entertainment into the Stomack , doth either pacifie the fury of the vital Spirit , or by its illuminating beams doth disperse the black Atomes that obnubilate the same Spirit , that it cannot act for the good of the whole : Or we give some Volatile Alkali , enriched with the specifick Virtues of fit Concretes , capable to be circulated with the Blood into all parts of the Body , being allied to the foresaid Spirit , and symbolizing with it . These are powerful in Opening , Cleansing , Expectorating , Volatilizing any congealed Blood , invigorating the natural , and correcting the preternatural Ferment ; extinguishing the acidity of the Latex in the Blood , dissolving Scirrous and Tartareous-like matter , with which sometimes the Veins , Arteries , and other parts of Body are as it were parietted . These are Diuretick , Diaphoretick , and Antimalignant mortifying Erysipela's , breaking and profligating Vomica's , or any Abscesses in the Body ; and this we can engage our selves to perform , without any notable diminution of the strength , or fear of recidivation , or any dangerous lapse into some Chronick Disease , which the Phlebotomists dares not promise with any security : for it often happens that the Patient is sent Piece-meal to his grave , being ( as it were ) grated into his first Elements , because his Disease was never rightly mannaged in the beginning . Now the greatest Plea the Galenists have for Blood-letting , is taken from Plethora sanguinis , an extraordinary fulness of Blood quoad vasa , or quoad vires , as they call it ; that is , when the Vessels are over-filled , or the strength oppressed with too great redundance of Blood ; and here they speak equivocally , leaving us to seek what Blood they mean , either that which is properly named Sanguis , the most pure sincere , and sublimest juyce in our Body , in which the Soul is chiefly seated , or that crude ( lately rubefied liquor called ) Cruor , oftentimes abounding with superfluities and recrements : If they take their Indication of Bleeding from the first , we can confidently upon sound Arguments deduced from some experimental Demonstrations ( which we would set down at large , if succinctness which we aim at did permit ) assert , that there is no such thing really existent in the Body of man ; for never had any man too much of that most vital Balsom called Sanguis , the encrease or diminution of which , shortens or prolongs our dayes ; for could there be every way a plenary , absolute , and continuate reparation of the same , our Lives would be protracted to an exceeding great length beyond what they are . This therefore is by no means to be exhausted or squandered away upon trivial occasions , at the unreasonable and arbitrary commands of a desperate Galenist , but to be precisely preserved and hoarded up , as the onely Treasure and Stock of Life . Well , if they take their Indication to Bleed from fulness of the last called Cruor , then sith this consists of partly excrementitious matter , and partly wholesom juyce , disposed , and in a fair way to be made Sanguis by long Circulation , they must necessarily by opening a Vein , let out without any election , the laudable as well as the depraved parts in the Cruor , and its inseparable companion the Sanguis , and all to satisfie one supposed palliating Scope ( of little moment in comparison of the rest ) an inanition of that which erres in quanto , which being attained , produces more hurt then profit any way ; and might easily have been corrected by Diaphoreticks , and those proper Medicines that respect a Quale in the Blood , and cause a free Diapnoe thereof ; consuming insensibly ( according to Sanctorius his Statica ) no small quantity of our Substance in four and twenty hours , sufficient in a very short space with Abstinence joyned thereto , to take down any Athletick habit of the Body ▪ so that the principal Indication in this case ought to be taken from Cacochymie , which frequently infests us to our destruction , and that imaginary and insignificant plenitude to be neglected . There is we confess something to be said for the defence of immediate derivation of some degenerate Blood , impacted any where , as when in a Phlegmon the Vein contiguous to the part affected is opened , that the faeculent : Blood contained therein , oppressing it , may be directly and moderately discharged , that thereby the residue may be more difflable and easie to be discussed : Likewise , when there is some muddy foul Cruor restagnant about the Spleen and Womb , threatning an Abscess or some other malady , &c. in this condition the Opening the inward Haemorrhoides or Uterine Veins may sometime profit , without dammage to the whole ; supposed the Physician be destitute of those generous Arcana's , that are able without any solution of continuity , to reach the part affected , and to conquer the Disease radically , by mundifying the Blood , and by ridding it of that Thorny , Vexatious , and Virulent acidity of the Latex that oftentimes gets into it . All this seriously weighed , who would not avoid this Blood-sucking course , and rather commit himself to such a Physician , who , not as a meer illiterate Empyrick or Quacksalver , ventures his Medicine at random , without any sound reason or intellectual notion of what , wherefore , when , and how much of it he gives ; but being throughly acquainted with the Diagnôsis of the Disease , is able upon very firm grounds to make a Prognôsis of it , and so to proceed to a Therapeia , according to just , necessary , and direct Indications , accurately designing an Adaptation , Appropriation , and Adaequation of the Remedy to the Disease . Away then with this detestable lavish Phlebotomy , that hath destroyed more then Tobacco or the Sword together , may it be banished the Court , City , and Countrey , nor ever be depended upon hereafter in this Island , or any of His Majesties Territories , for the cure of any difficult Disease ; but let it be confined and inflicted as a feral Plague upon all those that delight in Blood , and hate our Gracious Sovereign , and all his loyal Subjects . CHAP. XIII . Of the second Supporter , fruitless Purgation . T Is not without great reason that excellent Hippocrates mentions one Aphorisme no less then four several times , 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 , that is , If that be carried out of the Body by Purgation that ought to be , the sick man findes himself the better for it , and his spirits more chearful , and better able to bear his Disease ; as if he had foreseen the great mischief that was like to come upon indiscreet Evacuation , with deletery Catharticks , which putrefie and colliquate the lately tinged Chymus into a faetide and cadaverous substance ; whereby some juggling Physicians take opportunity to impose upon their credulous Patients , that they are in a fair way of recovery , ( though they finde it otherwise ) sith so many ill Humours , as Choller , Phlegme , &c. are purged out of their Bodies , whereas in very truth not a jot of the morbifick Cause hath been so much as touched . We have a History to confirm this out of Helmont , & experto credamus , for the worthy Author tells us , that taking his leave of a young Lady , holding her by the hand he caught the Itch ; whereupon he sent for two of the most eminent Galenical Physicians in that City , to consult with for the cure of it : who , upon the sight of a Purulent Scab presently delivered their opinions , That there was abundance of Adust Choller and Salt Phlegme in his Body , which occasioned a depraved Sanguification in his Liver . Upon this account , after they had largely bled him , and prepared the Humour ( forsooth ) with their fulsom and nauseous Apozemes , containing about fifty Ingredients , with addition of Agarick , Rhubarb , every fourth or fifth morning , to the end that this supposed retorrid Choller and Salt Phlegme might be drawn forth , according to that innate similitude of Substance , that they would fain make us believe is between the Purgative and the Humour ; and at length they gave him those virulent Pills de Fumaria every third day three times , which wrought so liberally , that they almost filled two buckets with the foresaid Humours : But hear with what event in his own words , Iam venae mihi exhaustae erant : Genae conciderant , vox rauca , totus corporis habitus concidens tabuerat : descensus quoque è cubiculo atque gressus erant difficiles , quia genua me vix sustinebant . That is , Thus at length were my Veins emptied , my Cheeks fallen away , and I could hardly speak for hoarsness ; my whole Body was wasted , so that I could hardly get down out of my Chamber , it being most tedious to me to stir , for my Legs were scarce able to bear me up ; yea , my Stomack failed , that I had neither Appetite nor Digestion : and withall my Itch was as bad as ever . Thus was this great Philosopher ( who at first , setting aside this Cutaneous infection , was found Winde and Limb as we say ) brought almost to the gates of Death by this enormous Purgation , who without doubt might have been cured very suddenly , if that true peccant matter , which is the principal occasional cause of Diseases , and is but little in quantity , had been carried off by some appropriate Solutive , and the Miasma which stole in through the pores of the Skin , and there settled in the innate Archeus , had been mortified ; which course Helmont at last took for his recovery , after he had been macerated , and excarnified by a Hypercatharsis , alwayes accompanied with a Dysphoria and ill effect . This remarkable Story of Helmont ( the same being re-acted many thousand times since ) may give men a strict Caveat how they put their Lives into the hands of such desperate , persidious Evacuators , who cast men into Purgatory , and yet never expiate the Disease , Assuredly those Physicians that exterminate out of the Body good and bad at random , the Cruor or good Juyce , and the Scoria or Dross , with such uncorrected Catharticks , that are no better then absolute poison , leaving sometimes an impression behinde hardly deleble ; seldom giving any alleviation , unless ( as clavus clavum expellit ) per accidens , may be very well compared to a mad person , that in cleansing a foul house , casteth out with the filth some of the most useful Furniture belonging to it . And yet what is more commonly practised amongst the Galenists , who being consulted , do upon the bare inspection of the Urine , frequently and rashly prescribe Bleeding and Purging ; the last whereof being best of the two , though bad enough as they order the matter , doth generally more mischief then good . We speak not this utterly to condemn some moderate Evacuations , both by Vomit and Stool , sith we our selves oftentimes intend the same and make it our Scope ; but we never give them so uncorrected as they , to the injury and impairing of Nature : but they are such that are alwayes 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 , consentient and competent Remedies for the profligatiag the Disease , leaving behinde an Euphoria , an alacrity of the Patient , and an abatement of the Infirmity according to his capacity . Neither do we depend upon Solutives simply , as sufficient to cure any difficult Disease , but having often that most excellent Rule of Hippocrates in our thoughts , 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 , that is , to carry the Morbifick matter that way Nature is most enclined to send it our , supposed the passage be commodious . We never give any Purgative Medicine , but the same is Diaphoretick , Diuretick , and Expectorative : For whereas your Catharticks are often pernicious in malignant Feavers , as the Pest , Small Pox , Spotted Feaver , and the like , so that the Archeus being distracted upon the admission of such an unwelcome guest , leaves the propulsion of the malignant matter , and bends all her forces to conflict with the late received poison , whereby it comes to pass that the venom of the Disease , which before tended to the Peripheriae , or outwards parts of the Body , hastens forthwith to the Centre , and there fixes upon some of the noble Viscera , We on the contrary can safely exhibit , in any of the foresaid Diseases , some Medicament that may rid the first Region either upward or downward of trash and trumpery , which encumbers it there ; and at the same time both kill and drive out the Venom to the extream parts , and grand Emunctory of the whole Body the Skin : questionless he that omits this last principal intention , shall seldom cure any Feaver , or any other Malady as he ought . And indeed it is most happy for us that what Hippocrates faith is most true ; 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 , That is , our whole Body is porous and transmeable , especially our Skin : for did we not freely breathe out those hurtful Atomes , that are engendred within , and likewise insinuate into us from without , we should perpetually be obnoxious to Feavers , and other horrid Diseases , that would quickly destroy the World ; for never did any one recover of a Feaver , but by Transpiration either sensible or insensible ; which ought especially to be regarded by all legitimate Physicians , that they may labour vigorously with their own hands to have in readiness such noble Arcana's , that may reach the sixth Digestion , and there joyn with the Archeus , to extinguish any malignity , to difflate and dissipate the gross Peritomata , and virulent Excrements therein contained . He that is ignorant herein , may as well presume to cure the stinging of a Scorpion , the biting of a Viper , or Tarantula , by Purgatives , as with any assurance to heal most Infirmities that are predominant among us at this day . For very many Diseases have in them that 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 of Hippocrates , something of a more spiritual and invisible Nature , then to be carried off by gross Purgatives . Hath not the Apoplexie ( that destroyes a man in the twinckling of an eye ) something in it like the poison of a Basilisk ? Is there not in the Palsie something of the stupefying Nature of the Fish Torpedo ? Have not some Plagues destroyed men suddenly like some Mephitical or pernicious Damps , arising in the subterranean and deep caverns of the Earth , which happens to those that dig in mines ? Questionless the Letharigie arises from a poison analogous to Opium or Hyoscyamus . The Itch may be compared to the venom of Cowich , The Spots in Feaver and the Scurvy , to the biting of Fleas . The small Pox to some virulent Epispastick ; and the Measles to Nettles or Gnats . There is sometimes engendred in our Bodies an nitrosulphurous matter , that may be compared to Gun-powder , which puts us as it were into a flame , and would quickly shatter us in pieces like a Granado , were there not free vent for its expiration through the pores of the skin . In a Gangrene , the part is mortified as if some potential Cautery were applied to it . What a strange poison is there in the Rickets , that often makes an Exostosis , and bends the Bones of Children like a bowe ? But most prodigious is that poison in Plica Polonica , that in one night doth so complicate and contort the Hair , that all the art of man cannot untangle and unsnatle it ; which if you attempt to cut off with a pair of Sciffers , a large Haemorrhagie or flux of Blood presently follows , to the hazard or ruine of life . Many more Diseases in this Microcosme might be instanced , that do manifestly express a poisonous Nature of affinity with those in the Macrocosme ; but this may suffice to convince those men of most palpable ignorance , that think the common course of Scouring the Body with ordinary and deletery Laxatives , is sufficient to cure most Diseases that consist of so subtil and almost immaterial substance . It is as possible to hinder the Magnetick Operation of the Loadstone upon Iron , by the interposition of a piece of Lawn , as to be able to cure the foresaid Diseases by faeculent colliquating Catharticks . Certainly that cannot be an appropriate and adequate Remedy , that is not in some degree proportionable to the Disease , as it is more or less graduated and sublimed in its activity : For let us take into our contemplation , what an inconsiderable thing in bulk is able from without to discompose , and disorder the whole frame of our Bodies , turning them as it were topsie turvie in a trice . In what a minute subject matter doth the poison of a mad Dog , a Viper , a Tarantula reside ? of what little moment is it in bulk to our eye , and yet how admirable are their effects to our speculations ? Sith then Venoms no whit inferiour to the forementioned , are oftentimes produced in our Bodies , being exalted to that degree of malignity , that they sometimes destroy us solo intuitu et radio , how sollicitous and sedulous should we be to enquire after such Antidotes , which the great Creator hath ordained , equivalent to their poisons ; that may be able with as much celerity and vigour to preserve and restore us , as the other to pessundate and destroy us . This undoubtedly might be compassed by industrious and learned labourers in Chymistry , did not these obstinate Galenists ( who alwayes stick in the mire of their stercoreous Purgatives , as , Scammony , Colocynthis , Agarick , and Rhubarb , utterly to be sequestred from the Body of man so unprepared , ( as is evident through their whole Dispensatory ) and never to be made use of so crude and hostile to Nature by any Son of Art ) discourage and disparage us , and take off the hearts of Princes from favouring us , by falsly traducing this Honourable Science , and the Professours thereof . CHAP. XIV . Of that fictitious Rule of Contraries , by which the Dogmatists are guided in the cure of Diseases . THat Sentence , Contrariorum contraria sunt Remedia , is generally taken up by the Galenists as a certain Rule , by which they presume to abate or remove most Maladies ; but with what little success , and what little verity there is in it , may easily be obvious to any intelligent Observer , that hath but seen a Feaver directly cured . What destruction hath been made of mankinde by this one Position , to which they have adhered most superstitiously , ( though altogether false , having , as Helmont hath proved , no absolute being in Nature ) is unspeakable . How many Orphans and Widdows have reason to brand with a Curse this one Sentence , whose Parents and Husbands might have survived many years , had not their Physicians taken a contrary course to cure them , and thereby sent them packing to the Grave ? Some of us could relate notable storries not long ago acted by them in this kinde , which for brevity sake we shall now omit . For the first thing they usually declaim against in a Feaver ( when they have got a Patient in a hopeful way of recovery out of our hands , by their insinuating close wayes ) is , that our Medicines ( if they finde that they be spirituous , active , and strike upon the Nostrils any whit strongly , or affect the Tongue by their Leptomerie and subtil penetrative Atomes ) are too hot ( forsooth ) for the Disease , and endanger the inflammation of the Blood , causing thirst , &c. whereupon , having by their smooth eloquence possessed the Patient with a dislike of such Remedies , they presently fall upon ( according to the foresaid Maxime ) the prescribing of cooling Juleps , P●isans , Emulsions , Decoctions saturated with crude Herbs , uncorrected juyce of Poppy , and the like , hardly allowing them a draught of small Beer , but by no means any Wine ; whereby it comes to pass that the Tone and Ferment of the Stomack is subverted , Transpiration hindered , the Malignity detained , the Blood made restagnant , the Vital Spirits depauperated , losing their activity and force , becomming torpid and careless to preserve themselves , and the Morbifick matter more tenaceous ; and at length perhaps the sick Man rid of his Disease , and laid cooling in the Church-yard . Were it not far better to trust in a Feaver to a Pepper or Mustard Posset , a Decoction of Carduus Benedictus , Aron , and Horse-raddish-roots , that quicken the Archeus , strengthen the Stomack , rarifying and cleansing away the febrile , gross , viscous matter by Urine and Sweat , then to such dull , destructive , and mortifying Iuleps of the Galenists , given according to the pernicious Rule of Contraries ? How do these men neglect the saying of Hippocrates , Naturae ( that is the vital Spirits principally ) sunt morborum medicatrices , when they will not support and invigorate them with a little Spirit of Wine , ( with which they symbolize above any thing ) because it conspires with the Feaver , and so too hot ; not considering those qualities of Heat and Cold are but Products and Consequents of the Disease , which being removed , there presently follows a cessation of them in an instant : so that it matters not whether the Medicine be Hot or Cold , so it eradicate the Malady , which irritates and exasperates the Archeus , that it is impatient till it have shut out such an unwelcome guest ; and according as it makes several Assaults and Onsets upon the occasional Matter , so it varies in those momentary and transient qualities of Heat and Cold in the extream parts ; which are but insignificant in comparision of that which is primarily to be looked after , the enabling and advancing the enormontick power of the vital Spirits , to profligate the Disease ; which can be done no better way then by spirituous Liquors , which whosoever denieth moderately and seasonably , for fear of some small inconvenience , which the violation of the Maxime of Contrariety may induce , may very well be reputed a pittiful ignorant Physician . For we are able to make it appear optically , that Wine ( as it may be ordered in the hands of an Artist ) is able to conquer many very acute Feavers , even that they call a Causus . The same reason they observe for the curing of Diarrhaea's , Lienteria's , Gonorrhaea's , Vomitings and Haemorrhagies , making use of Astringents and Corroboratives , that may diametrically answer the Laxity and weakness of the parts , whereby they many times constipate in the Body , and as it were wedge in that which Nature went about to extricate ; whereas any but a daubing and palliating Physician , would aim at the extirpation of the original Cause of these Effects ; which being once expedited , all the Products , Symptoms , Phoenomena , and Epigenomena cease immediately . But to be short , for I must but touch upon these things , 't is no wonder and these men take a contrary way to heal Infirmities , sith they have alwayes been and still continue so contrary and opposite to the most sound Pyrotechnical Philosophy , stiffly holding fast their opinions ( we fear ) with one of their great ones , who swore in another case , se nolle persuaderi etiamsi aliquis persuaserit : That he was resolved not to be convinced that he was in an Errour . CHAP. XV. A brief Examination of their Pharmacopoea . WHat invalidity and impotence to heal Infirmities there is in their Preparations in general , set down in the Pharmacopoea Londinensis , as a pattern and rule for all their Servants to follow , is obvious to any one that hath made a considerable progress in the Theory and Practice of Physick , so that he be not prejudicated and carried away by sinister respects . It would require a long time to scan and set down at large those Nonsensical , Ridiculous , Improper , and Languid Medicaments they have ordained for the help of man : We shall onely compendiously give you a Glance of some of them . We finde throughout their whole Dispensatory these remarkable Errours inseparable and common to all their Preparations . First , we observe a great Defect in the Analysis , or opening the body of any Concrete , that its Crasis or purer part may be obtained ; so that what they give is very little of its Virtue , separated by halves , or drowned and swallowed up with the Scoria , Faeces , and Excrement of the whole ; so that it is impossible it should explicate its activity as it ought . Secondly , we observe what a Congeries , Cento , Linsey Wolsey of Simples they jumble and clutter together , to some scores , without any reasonable symbolizing contexture or congruity , looking more wayes at once , then ever Argus his eyes , but still from the principal mark ; clashing , conflicting , and at greater hostility with each other , then ever their supposed contrary Elements ; whereby they castrate and rob many a single Ingredient ( by this confused Hotch-potch ) of its eminent Properties , which being duly prepared and applied , would do a Physicians business . Thirdly , we cannot but especially take notice and condole the ineffectual , frivolous , and vain Corrections of those virulent and poisonous Concretes , which they take into many of their Compositions , thinking it enough to adde to them a little Anniseed , Ginger , Cinamon , or some Gum , with the like , onely to disguise and palliate , no whit to mitigate the violent Powers of those things that are of themselves destructive to our Nature . 'T is strange they should be so wilfully ignorant , in making no scruple of prescribing ten or twelve grains of Scammony , and little less of Colocynthis , manifest poisons so uncorrected , and yet startle at , and are very nice to give four or five grains of Antimonium Diaphoret . whose supereminent Purgative operation is taken off by virtue of a Spirituous Salt that purifies and fixes it in the Fire . But 't is the custom of these Polypragmones to busie themselves about impertinencies , and to neglect matters of greatest weight , stumbling at a straw and leaping over a block , straining at a gnat and swallowing a camel , superstitiously precise in the regulation of the Patients Diet , over punctual in the contrivances of Slibber-sauces , and withal to offer him pestilent and lethiferous Medicaments , which they are not at all sollicitous to correct . If such be not ignorant in their Art , we would willingly be informed who are ? that neither know how to make a good Medicine , nor how to order it in every respect when they have it , as we can make evident . It cannot be denied but that the best of the Remedies in the Dispensatory are Chymical , for which they are beholden to us , and these ( we assure you ) are of the lowest Tribe and meanest trivial sort in comparison ; neither are these free from being sophisticated through inadvertency of some , and covetousness of others , nor are they at the best such as they might be exalted to in the hands of an Artist . We shall instance in some few that are frequently used : Who , but such as are supine , and indifferent whether they kill or cure , would suffer the flowers of Brimstone to be so slightly prepared , that we can see little difference between it and the vulgar finely powdered ? whereas if it be Pyrotechnical handled , four or five grains sublimed shall effect more good then a dram of the ordinary . The most usual , safe , and best Vomit ( in their account ) is borrowed from Antimony , called Infusio Croci Metallorum , and yet this acts but uncertainly in the carrying off the morbifick matter ; for wanting its due alteration and correction , it causes sometimes no small discommodity in malignant Feavers ; moreover , their Method will not suffer them to use it aright ; not knowing when , how often , nor to whom it may be given with any confidence , that an Euphoria or alleviation may follow : and the reason of their hesitation therein , is their often being frustrated in their intention , and some sad consequences that have come upon it . They have taken into their Shops another Vomit called Mercurius vitae , which we wonder they would ever venture to admit into a Catalogue of their safe Medicines , with a — &c. sith they alwayes heretofore railed at it , and are not yet absolutely reconciled , calling it Mercurius mortis : Some of them having had ill fortune with it , because their shallow wits understand not the right process , the just dose , management , and use of it , which a Mountebank or Quacksalver is better acquainted with ( to their disgrace ) then they ; for by vertue of this common Vomiting Powder , many an illiterate Empirick hath gained no small reputation in conquering those stubborn Effects which baffled them , and were believed incurable . Now ( setting aside the abuse of the thing ) if Mercurius vitae meanly prepared , and extravagantly given by Ideots , be able to do such rare feats in Physick , what think ye might be done by it if graduated , exalted , and perfected in the hand of a learned well experienced Chymist , that utterly renounces the Galenical Method ? In Feavers and Agues they cannot but confess that they are much obliged to us for the discovery of Oyl of Vitriol , which doth them the best service therein of any one thing they possess , for the extinction of the thirst , and allaying the Ebullition and Effervescence of the Blood ; not by cooling , as they grosly imagine , but by comforting the natural ferment of the Stomack , and by correcting that Alkalizate , Exotick , and putredinous matter therein . How difficult it is to procure this Medicine legitimate ( and without exceptions ) from the Shops , let any Euchymist that hath laboured with his own fingers herein be judge ? For as those directions they have set down for the drawing it over are very ordinary , and much inferiour to the more sublime way , so likewise their use and application thereof is very suitable ; for the Prescription of it is many times as absurd , and to be derided , as their ordering of four drops of the Spirit of Vitriol in the composition of Electuar . Sassaphr . consisting of two pound of Sugar and other Ingredients . How poor , jejune , and barren is the Preparation of Pearles and Coral with Vinegar , that doth but onely superficially divide them , and as it were pulverize them into small parts or atoms , not at all penetrating them Centrally and Essentially ? What dull Preparations of Mars have they set down , more becoming some Feminine Practioners then such learned Doctors ? Mercurius sublimatus dulcis , and Praecipitatus , are now exhibited by some of them , for the Cure of knotty and stubborn Diseases , as , Lues Venerea , and the like , but after a deal add , niceness , and scrupulosity , they were loth to venture upon them , till some confident Surgeons lead them the way , and taught them a better Method then their own , to destroy these Hydra-like monstrous Diseases , that have of late sprung up among us . How strangely blinde most of them have been in the 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 , or manual tractation of Mercury , may appear by a Galenist , who bitterly enveighing against Chymical Remedies in the presence of a Spagyrist , by whom when he was questioned , why he did then prescribe Mercurius dulcis , as appeared in one of his Prescripts upon the File , and being convinced of the truth thereof , and how it was a Mineral , protested he verily thought it had been a Vegetable , and had its original from the Herb Mercury . Hence we may learn how perfunctory and drowsie many of these Prescribers have been , and what little inspection and scrutiny they have made into that which is deservedly reputed by all Hermetical Philosophers , a miracle in Nature . Thus they credulously rest themselves contented , trusting to other mens Eyes and Hands in things concerning Mans Life , thinking it sufficient if they can get by roat the bare Names of some Paracelsian Medicines , though they neither know the facture of them , what they give to their Patiens , nor how much , nor when , as they ought . For did they take pains themselves , they would quickly discover that these Mercurial Sublimates and Praecipates in the Shops are very imperfect , compared with those that an Adeptus is able to produce . CHAP. XVI . A Cursory View of the Mineral Waters , to which the Dogmatists flye , as to a Sanctuary , in Difficult Cases . HAd not kinde Nature provided some better means and more forcible Helps for the poor Diseased , ready to his hand , then the Galenist , he had been at a very sad pass . How many by virtue of these Mineral Wells have been restored , that have been brought to a very low ebb by Ill Physicians , having run through a long and irksome course of Physick , even to desperation ? We are apt to believe , that those that lately endeavoured to Engross all Physical Practice into their own hands , would by their good wills likewise have prohibitted the admirable use of the Waters , unless to whom they should have prescribed them , that their Method might have gain'd the more credit : For we are perswaded that they looked upon the Waters with as Envious an Eye , as ever they did upon our Chymical Preparations ; ( although they have been forced to make use of both upon a pinch ) and why ? Because when all their costly Compositions could do no good , some few Draughts of a Cheap Mineral Water hath done the business . Which thing may very much plead for the rare Effect of Minerals ( which they have so declaimed against formerly ) were not the Dogmatists perverse beyond expression . One would think they should not so long with such Heat have contended against them as dangerous , scarce allowing them a place in the Apothecary's Shop , after so many visible Experiments of their Sanative Property , to which they have been beholden at a dead lift . Had they not minded their own , more then the publick good , they would have observed Nature , and contrived by Art those Medicines , that might at least have equalled , if not excelled , what she was pleased liberally to afford us out of the Bowels of the Earth for our comfort . Who , that had not been lazie and supine , but would have found out e're this a Succeda●eum to Natural Martial Liquors , that so powerfully rectifie the Spleen , and open the tuff Obstructions of the Hypocondries , cleanse away any Sabulous Synagma , and gross impurities from the Kidneys , takes off the Acidity of the Serosa Colluvies , and corrects the noxious Aspect of the Womb , pacifying and amending its furious exorbitance ? Were it not much for the repute of Physick , to have alwayes in readiness ( at all Seasons of the year ) some such Artificial Preparations contracted into a small bulk , ( proportionable to the foresaid Natural ) answering the like Intentions , that thereby the Patient might save the labour of a long journey , and the Excessive Sumption of crude Water to his prejudice sometimes ? What cannot a good Menstruum friendly to Nature , free from Corrosion , do in this kinde ? that is able to reserate those secret Active Virtues that are fast locked up in Mettals , and bring them to light . By this means the Primum Ens of Minerals may be discovered , and their Sulphurs extracted , which are able to perform wonderful Cures in the hand of an Adeptus . If the Esurine Salt of Sulphur Embryonate lightly touching a Vein of Iron or Copper , and therewith imbued , is able to exert and express such powerful Efficacy in Healing within and without ; ought not this to excite any industrious man to follow the footsteps of Nature , to observe the beginning and progress of her Motions and clandestine Working in the innermost parts of the Earth ; and accordingly to imitate her in dissolving either of the foresaid Mettals , by an Appropriate Saline Liquor , that is able to penetrate them Centrally . If ye took pains herein as ye ought , many a calamitous Disease might be overcome in the beginning , which through delay and procrastination becomes incurable , before the Patient arrives at the Mineral Waters . It was not without Reason that a famous Empirick did cause an Esurine Water every other day to be fetched fresh , which he made use of as the best Liquor to receive and convey the Virtues of Concretes ; which may be a fair president for you that are destitute of better Remedies . And sith ye will not vouchsafe to foul your own fingers about matters of so great moment concerning the Life , shew your selves so far desirous to do Righteous things , as to put in practice what Nature , or some laborious Artist , shall offer you prepared . For our parts , few of us depend upon these Mineral Fountains , having wherewithal to supply the wants of our Patients , and to procure Sanity at home : and we conceive that 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 , that is , some Vinous Spirituous Liquor , a surer , safer , and more expedite means to overcome a fixed Disease , then 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 , the pouring in a great quantity of raw Water , not without some inconvenience , as we have known , though prescribed by a most Exquisite Galenical Method . But the Offence in these Esurine Waters is far more Venial then the frequent Oblation of Aqueous and maukish Iuleps in Feavers , sine Sale , aut Sole , without either Spirit or Life ; as Unsavoury and Torpid as the Authors that Dictate them , who with as much Judgement and Reason prohibit those the use of Salt , that are inclined to the Duelech , Stone , and other Troubles , which we are certain is most effectual to prevent them . Doubtless it is far better if opportunity be offered , to take a journey to the Wells , and to drink moderately of those Esurine Waters , abounding with Saline Corpuscles , then to be obliged to take the dull Drench-like Potions of the Dogmatists , more fitting for a Horse then a Man ; for those being of thin parts quickly pass through , and carry with them some Peccant Matter , seldom leaving any great evil Impression behinde : but these being gross and muddy put the Expulsive Faculty to much trouble to discharge them , leaving many Faeculencies and Grounds behinde , and thereby debilitate the Digestion of the parts . Now our faithful Advice in general to such as drink these Mineral Waters , is , that they first take some proper Emeto-Cathartick , that may cleanse away any filth lurking in the Stomack , Guts , and Mesentery . Secondly , That they begin with a small quantity at first , and so rise higher by degrees , according to the capacity of the person ; alwayes taking after the Water that which may rectifie its Crudity , corroborate the Ventricle , and other parts , stir up and encrease the Vital Spirits , furthering the Water in its operation . Thirdly , that the Diet be very moderate , alwayes gratifying the Appetite , offending rather in Liquid then Solid nourishment ; and here generous Wine taken soberly with discretion , cannot but profit and produce many good effects . CHAP. XVII . A Vindication of Chymical Medicines from that false Accusation of being Dangerous . IT is a hard thing to strive against the stream of a vulgar Opinion at any time , but especially when countenanced and backt by men of eminent Knowledge and Fame . Nought in this case save somewhat of a Miracle , is able to undeceive those , that have obliged themselves to an implicite Obedience , and indisputable Belief of whatsoever their admired Professours shall deliver , conceiving what proceeds from their mouths must needs be Oracular . Such reverence doth some mens Authority carry with it , that they need not take pains to invent Arguments , where an 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 puts the matter out of doubt . Indeed we much approve of this in Religious Matters , but can by no means allow it in Humane Arts and Sciences , which ought to have something of Demonstration to confirm the Truth of them . What Difficulties some of us have undergone to perswade some prepossessed against us , ( that have imbibed the Exitious Precepts of the Galenists ) to admit of those Chymical Remedies ( which we knew would save their Lives ) is well known to those that have been made sensible of their Errour herein . For the very name Chymical did sound so Deadly in their ears , that many in those places ( where we practised ) did apprehend , that he that dealt in such Medicines had a design to destroy them ; and that he was to be avoided as a Necromancer , or one that busied himself in some unlawful Art : So that if prevalent necessity had at any time forced them to take these Preparations into their Bodies , they were even sick with conceit ; and we had more ado to cure their Misapprehensions and Crazie Fancies , then their Diseases . Yea , now and then all our Eloquence and best Reasons could not prevail to perswade them , that what we had given them was innocent , leaving no ill effect behinde ; and that they were perfectly restored without Relapse . Now their scrupulosity principally arose from this ground , ( besides what the Dogmatists had infused into them ) because we performed our business with quickness and dexterity , without those large Purgations which they had been formerly used to . To satisfie all these foolish and frivolous Doubts , which their great Doctors had buz'd into their ears , took up no little time and patience . Now , these things considered , have not the true Chymists been put to a very hard task , to conflict with a sworn Enemy the Galenist , a peevish , prejudicated , unruly weak Patient , and a predominating Disease . What , but Omnipotent Truth , could ever have brought this Despised and Exploded Art into any Estimation , that the Professors thereof should dare to look any Opposer in the face , and defie what he can openly object against it . Magnarum usque adeò sordent primordia rerum . The greatest things have but minute and contemptible beginnings , attaining perfection by degrees . Never was any excellent , useful Invention brought to light , inconsistent with some mens Interest , but presently there emerged malicious Zoili , or proud Emulatours , that contrived how they might strangle it in the birth , by defamation and false suggestions . This course the Galenists took in the Infancy of this noble Science , crying it down with all might and main , conjuring the world that they should avoid all Chymical Medicines as most dangerous ; damning them all without distinction . And when they saw they could not maintain this falsity long , e're some Benevolent Patients that had found the contrary by experience , made it appear otherwise : Then missing their aim here , they inserted this Hypothesis , If they be not well Prepared ; as if any Artificial thing could be innoxious if not well prepared ; for even our common Food not well ordered may be dangerous to us ; and a nasty Slut may poison a man , and verifie the Proverb , God sends meat , and the Devil sends Cooks . Who that argues for Spagyrical Medicines doth not take it for granted , that they ought to be made by an Artist ? Will ye never desist from diminishing the worth of a good thing , because some have abused it ? Is Chymical Physick in express terms ( without equivocation ) any whit dangerous , unless depraved by you and some illiterate Pseudochymists ? How is it likely that ye should ever make an approved Chymical , that never made a Good Galenical Remedy ? Whose are most saving , and consequently safe , yours , that are either like Chip in Potrage , or else hazard the producing some mischief ; or ours , that according to the capacity of the Patient ( due circumstances observed ) acts as infallibly for his welfare and preservation , as Fire burns and Water moistens , from a Power of its innate gift , that the great Creator hath bestowed upon it . You would do very well to reflect upon your Dispensatory , wherein ( except some few Chymical lent you ) all your Preparations either omit to do what they should , or commit what they should not : And certainly these are dangerous per se , supposing they be made accordingly to your best Art. If ours offend it is but per accidens , because those Requisites set down are neglected to make them such as we intend them . For Example and Experience , which is the true Touchstone that must discover us : Let any of you in perfect Health pick out of your formal Apothecary's Book , stuffed full of supernumerary Preparations , the most Safe and Active of them , that do you the greatest service , to the number of ten ; weigh out the known Dose of any one singly , with the strictest curiosity you please ; take each of you the same into your own Stomacks , and repeat the Dose as often as ye dare ; and so proceed likewise with another , and so on to the residue of the ten : When ye have acted your parts , we likewise ( every way sound ) selecting ten of our Arcana's , will swallow down ( without trusting to the Scales ) a sufficient quantity of any one ( that may be most suspected ) which we commonly exhibit to the Sick for their recovery ; look how often ye have taken of each of your ten , so often will we iterate or duplicate the sumption of any one of ours . And then let any indifferent person judge who bears their Medicines best , having the fewest bad Symptoms following , and so conclude accordingly whose are most dangerous . Such hath been our zeal for the good of our Neighbour , that we have for some years seldom given any thing to our Patients which we have not first taken into our own Bodies perhaps many times : And consideratis considerandis , an Acute Medical Observer shall learn more feelingly from himself , that which tends to the right use of any Arcanum , then he shall from another . Assuredly for our parts , we had rather run the hazard of an ambiguous Remedy our selves , who know , and can best correct any supervenient inconvenience thereof , then to proffer it upon uncertain grounds to another , who perchance through his impatience and morosity will neither suffer us to amend what is fallen out amiss , nor listen to any reasonable Apology how it came to pass . If the Galenist did take this course , he would not give Chymical Preparations with such a Tremulous hand as he doth , being doubtful whether they be made as they ought , and what certain effect they may have . For all this proceeds from a want of that true experimental knowledge which he may ( setting aside this timorous childish apprehension of danger and hurting himself ) acquire , by frequent repetitions of ingesting that into his own ventricle , which may instruct him far better then anothers . We deny not but the Ambient Air , and the differing Constitution of several individual Bodies do somewhat alter the Operation of that which works by sensible vacuation , which is to be considered , but not to be insisted upon too superstitiously ; but we see no reason why some transcendent Arcana's which act tono unisono invisibly , should not cure diverse persons alike indifferently , in the East Indies , and this part of the World , with some small variation of the quantity . So that an Adeptus may presume to induce , that if the best sort of Medicines have a constant happy effect upon himself at all times of the year , the same cannot but express the like energie upon others , presented by an expert hand that hath an eye in it . It were to be wished that Physicians would animate some nice scrupulous Patients , and convince them of those harsh conceits they oftentimes harbour , ( not without just cause ) that they shall make an Apothecary's Shop of their Bellies ; ( and if what they take do not work it will poison them ) by swallowing down the same before their faces , that they may recant of their folly , and be further incouraged to submit to those Rules which are easie to observe , without any rigour or danger in them . And we admonish any that desires to be approved in the Iatrical Art , to make it his principal pains and study to be throughly acquainted with the Practical use of those Medicines he possesses so exactly and accurately , as a Shoo-maker with his Last , or an Artificer with his Tools ; that knowing what he can trust to , he may after a judicious examination of the Sickness , begin and proceed in the Sanation of the same with confidence , and no less real performance . CHAP. XVIII . Of the Galenical Method . OUr Adversaries do much glory and vaunt in their Method of Curing , asserting , that if a man have never so excellent Medicines , if he be ignorant therein , he cannot discharge his duty as he ought . We desire first to know of these learned Grecians , what ( according to the Etimon ) this word Methodus signifies . Is it , we pray , any more then a short way of healing Maladies ? How short ye come of this , the world may easily judge , who keep your Patients in a course of Physick so long , till ye run them quite out of breath , and all under a pretence of Method . Is it worthy of a Physicians Method to dally with his Patient some moneths , even years , and not absolutely satisfie him , whether he be curable or no : or perhaps after he hath exhausted his strength and purse , to send him into the Countrey , to the Wells , or Bath ; yea , sometimes into France , that the less notice may be taken of it if he chance to dye ( as we have known ) by the way ? Is not this a rare Method to see a Physician keep a pudder , and make a great noise about a sick mans Diet , precisely to enjoyn him , upon loss of his Life , not to violate the least punctilio ; strictly forbidding those things which ( given by the Nurse or standers by , and concealed from the Physician ) have cured him ? To see a sick wretch in a vehement Feaver , almost parched up for want of moisture , and not a draught of small Beer allowed him to quench his unsatiable thirst , or a little Wine to refresh his drooping spirit , is enough to make a man afraid of such a Method . To hear them when a man is in a peracute Feaver , Logically discourse of their Indications , General , Subalternate , and Specifick , Profitable and Unprofitable , Artificial and Inartificial , Condications and Contraindications ; with those they call Consentientia , Correpugnantia , and Permittentia , and be extreamly ignorant of Indicata , or Remedies , proportionable and competent to cure the Feaver ; suffering the Patient either to perish , or to fall into some desperate Chronick Disease , and so to twindle and moulder away at length ; whereas if things had been rightly ordered , all this might have been prevented , is sufficient to make a man explode and nauseate their Method . When we hear how curiously they examine , which of the four Humours , arising from the mixture of the four Elements , ( which never had an existence in Nature , as Helmont hath sufficiently proved ) abounds in the Body , that thereby they may finde out a convenient Purge ; as , Rhubarb for Choller , Agarick for Phlegme , &c. loosening the Body by stool sometimes fifty or sixty times ; to the consumption of the strength of the Sick party , without any ease , the Morbifick matter still remaining behinde untouched . When they learnedly babble concerning Complexions , Temperaments , Constitutions , being grosly ignorant of the Seminal , Formal , and Vital Properties of things ; not able to discover in the least without relation , or to give any plausible reason thereof from their durty Elements , Humours , and Qualities , that this man naturally abhors Posset-drink , a second Honey , a third an Egg , which if they should take into their Bodies , in some Diseases , were enough to cost them their lives . When they stand so superstitiously upon the Season of the Year , the Climate of the Countrey , the Qualities of the Air , the Time of the Day , that before they can take an opportunity , the Patient is ten times more hard to cure , or perhaps past relief : All this ( rightly understood ) would justly provoke a man to condemn , abhorre , renounce , and defie their Method . Who that hath any spark of charity in him , but must needs pitty that distressed wretch , who hath a Physician attending him , that gapes for a Crisis even to the one and twentieth day , doubtful what is like to be the issue then ; and in the mean time exhausts the purple Soul of his Patient by frequent Phlebotomy , spending his Spirits by some torturing course , marring the ferment of the Stomack ; and is so far from assisting and furthering Nature , that he becomes a remora , or hinderance to her ; so that if strength of Body be not extraordinary , 't is impossible such an one should escape without a miracle : Certainly a man may not offend to say that this is 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 , Satans device and plot to destroy mankinde . Or we may justly censure this Galenical Method , as the word Methodus signifies , according to another interpretation , Fictio , or Ludificatio ; a meer Imposture or Cheat. Had not a man better either to trust to God and Nature , or , if he can be procured , make use of some honest , plain Physician , who without any deceit or pompous Preludium , shall fall to his work of curing you . 'T is a sad thing to behold a young man in the flower of his years , in full strength of body , abounding with Vital Spirits , sending for a Physician in the beginning of his Disease , to be thus Methodized into his Grave , by them that pretend to be such grave learned Doctors ; who , if he had dyed in the Field bravely , ought little in comparison to be lamented . Can any sober , wise man blame any one that knows this to be true , and dares demonstrate it , that he is Satyrical and invective against these notorious actions ? That man questionless that knows he can prove these things to be so , cannot but damnifie his Soul , if he make not a timely discovery of them for his Countreys good . We invocate the supreme Power , that 't is not malice to any mans particular person , nor a principal Design to be known in the World to our advantage , that hath excited us to declare our selves thus , to the detriment of any mans individual credit and reputation : Far be it from us , for these things ( if it could have consisted with Charity and a good Conscience ) should never have been published ; and we hope our future actions will sufficiently demonstrate our sincerity herein ; though we expect from our Adversaries nothing but harsh censures , underminings , quick eyes to discover our lapses , calumnies , and reproaches . But 't is sufficient that we have done our duty , to give the world a fair warning of these Abuses , which if it make not good use thereof , let it be upon their score , sith we have done what we ought . CHAP. XIX . Of the Helmontian Method . AS you magnifie your own Method , so ye often cast it in our teeth that we use none , and that we can give little account of what we do , but as Empiricks . As to this we would willingly know of you , whether of the two performs things more orderly and methodically , he that brings the Life into confusion , disorder , and at last perhaps to a sad Catastrophe , by a tedious , impertinent , groundless , absurd , and fruitless means , quite beside the mark ; or he that sweetly composes , pacifies , and allayes the disorders , irregularity , exorbitancies , and tumults in the Microcosme , by direct and adequate applications and appropriations of those friendly Medicines , which may assist Nature immediately to conquer its grand enemy the Disease , that at length there may be a happy conclusion to Health , without your insalutiferous Method ? What man that hath been throughly cured of a dangerous Disease in a short time by us , will ever finde any fault that we did not use your long Method ; a meer Ens Rationis , invented to delude the world ? Are ye to be excused that go far about to destroy your Patients , notwithstanding your tinkling and trapped Arguments and Conclusions deduced from false Premises ? For our parts we had by far rather enjoy an ability in our Profession , to relieve a languishing wretch , tortured and racked with some cruel Malady , then by making a great noise in the world , puffed up with empty knowledge , be reputed great and eminent Schollars , but altogether ignorant in the cure of a Disease ; Frustra fit per plura , quod fieri potest per pauciora , is known to every ingenious man. If we Heal in a fortnight a Sickness , that ye cannot in a moneth , are not we the best Methodists ? If we strike at the Root of a Disease , ye at the Branches ; if ye mistake in applying Agents rightly to Patiens , erring egregiously in the Primary , Efficient , and Material Causes of a Disease , often blundering and overseen in your Prognosticks , and extreamly blinde in the proper Crasis of things , thus groping in the dark , are seduced by the Ignes fatui of your Elements , Humours , Temperaments , seldom ( unless by accident ) hitting the mark ( as ye ought ) your Patients sanity : If we can give a better evidence and Phisolophical account that we are in the right in Iatrical Practice above you : If we , when we come to our Patient , after some short inquisition shall declare , that there is such a cause of his Disease , and that the subject of it is in such a part ; and that if he be observant , we shall in some little time satisfie him , whether we have a Remedy sufficiently potent to make Nature master of the Disease or no ; and so accordingly make our Prediction confidently , and that on the fifth or sixth day after our first visit in acute Diseases : If we peremptorily deliver , that by Gods help we doubt not but to cure him , and bring to pass the same , without relapse or succeeding Diseases , far better then the Galenists , will not any man say that we are the best Methodists ? What signifies it if ye abound with hundreds of Medicaments , composed by your own Apothecaries , which ye say ye use according to Indications , and not one of these a competent or adequate remedy for many great Diseases ? Is it not better to enjoy twenty or thirty good Auxiliary Preparations , made with our own fingers , the meanest whereof shall be more effectual then the best of yours ; and these used not ( as ye falsly object ) at Random , at a Venture , but Rationally , and according to a just Techmarsis , taken from Nature and the Disease ; the one whereof we shall ( as ought to be done ) assist to overcome the other , by removing impediments , and occasional causes , by purifying and strengthning the Organs , by tinging the parts with some excellent and appropriate Balsom , by invigorating and rectifying the ferment of the Stomack and other parts , by dulcifying the degenerate sharp Latex , which infests the Blood , Viscera , or any instrument , by expunging and razing out the Character or Idaea of the Disease in the Archeus , or Vital Spirits ; lastly , by pacifying the displacency , tumults , fury , and exorbitancy of the Archeus . And when we have made the truth of these things appear in the presence of modest , indifferent , and discreet Judges , we shall give sound , satisfactory , Philosophical Reasons of what we have done , which we will undertake to elucidate thus . We will so many of us on each side ( as we shall agree upon ) visit the sick people of some Hospital , with equal and competent Arbiters or Censors : After that each party hath given his Verdict , and Opinion of the nature of the Disease , inward or outward , we will make our Prediction what is like to be the Epilogue or Event thereof , whether it be curable or no , and in what time probably it may be brought to pass . Let the Galenist , or Helmontian , that doth ( according to the Sentence of those elected persons , to whose award we are to stand ) perform his business best in the Diagnostick , Prognostick , and Therapeutick part , prevail , and be taken into the favour and tuition of the Magistrate ; and the other be rejected , and banished out of the City with disgrace , never to appear here to practise Physick any more . Or we will deal with you in this manner , we will summon so many Patients that have Feavers , or other Diseases , in the City , whom we will visit together , and according to our former proposition , enter upon a direct proof , who may best deserve a Diplôma or Patent . Or we will ( if ye please ) act severally , we will ( with so many impartial Judges ) undertake twenty persons that have Acute Diseases , and so many Chronick ; after that we have illustrated the Nature , Condition , and Magnitude of the Disease to the standers by , ( our foresaid Arbitratours ) we will enter upon the Cure with a Prognostick , in Acute Diseases , after our first admission , upon the fifth or sixth day ; and in Chronick Diseases , in the space of three weeks or a moneth at farthest . Ye shall be bound to act the like , the same Supervisors attending you that did us ; who , after they have seriously weighed all Circumstances , being rightly informed , and considered what difficulties both parties have been put upon , shall determine as each of us have done better or or worse , who are the true Artists , and so receive a Reward or Mulct . Moreover we declare , that we shall take into our hands twenty sick persons that have Acute Feavers of what kinde soever , and of these twenty , we will engage to secure under God Sixteen of them upon the fifth or sixth day after our approach , or to give a Prognostick upon the same dayes , how the Disease will terminate ; in which if we fail , we shall be willing to suffer accordingly , supposed that ye come to the like trial . And because ye insist so much upon Bleeding , and there is no Disease according to your own Positions , that requires it more then a Pleurisie ; we dare oblige our selves to cure more Pleuritick persons , citò , tutò & jucundè , without Bleeding , then ye shall , making use of the same . This is the way , great Doctors , for you to redeem the credit of this noble Science , and to restore it in some part to its pristine Renown , and doubt not , if ye do your business as ye should , but that our Sovereign Lord the King will give you a Diploma , and confirm a Patent to you ex condigno ; for questionless he is of Hannibals minde , Hostem qui feriet erit sibi Carthaginensis . Do well and have well . But if ye fall to your wonted Scribling , your quarrelling de lanâ caprinâ , your captious and critical Censures , your guilful Sophisms , and Paralogisms , making the world believe that this is but a foolish Contest , and that Truth cannot be determined this way , by reason of the variety and multiplicity of circumstances to be observed ; and that to put these Controversies to a trial in an Hospital , is to put our Sickle into another mans Harvest , with such like Mormolyceia , or Bugbears , which ye returned us as Answers , when some of us did urge by Letters , and Challenge you in particular to this most expedient proof : Yea , one of you arguing with another of us in the presence of some ingenious persons , ( and the Galenist confounding the Argumentation with much prattle , on purpose to amaze the Auditors , that they might not rightly understand the Opponent the Chymist , ( by whom , when he was put upon then , as at several other times , an Essay of Action ) made a pish of it , objecting , that in difficult Cases , we Chymists had alwayes a recourse to Action . If ( we say ) ye shall continually deal thus with us , and disregard us , that profess , and can vindicate our selves Schollars , and Philosophers , equal with you , we are resolved ( after this Epitome , being onely an hint to the World of some of your Indecorums in Physick ) to publish an History of your Errours therein at large . CHAP. XX. Some Animadversions upon the late Attempt to procure a Patent from His Gracious Majesty , for the Erecting a Colledge of Chymical Physicians . NEver was there a more just , honest , desireable , and useful Enterprise set upon in this Nation , then an endeavour of some Chymists to purchase an Influence and favourable Countenance from our Sovereign Lord the King , that thereby we might be authorized and encouraged to meet together , and consult ( without interruption ) about some expedite and effectual way , for the regulating and reforming those present enormous Abuses in this excellent Spagyrick Science ; and for the prevention of the same for the future ; and that we might joyn our forces for the meliorating and advancing of that Art , which in despite of all Adversaries , will in some short time manifest it self to be Queen Regent in Physick . Moreover , seldom hath there been any Design more generally countenanced and animated by the learned Nobility , and ingenious Gentry of England , then this . But such hath been our fate , that some malevolent ill-disposed persons ( as well from within as from without ) have both maliciously and ignorantly cast such rubs in our way , that we have been disappointed from attaining that end , for which his Gracious Majesty hath professed to have no small kindeness . That therefore every Inquisitive man may in part receive some satisfaction , what hitherto hath obstructed our business , we certifie him , that some of us have been overseen at first in admitting among us certain very illiterate persons , that were 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 , Chymic● Umbratiles , mock Chymists , no whit exercised in Anatomy and Botanicks , inexpert in the History of Diseases , their Efficient and Material Cause , their Event , or any Cure , of which they could give any Philosophical reason : These have been among us 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 , foul blots and disgraces , presumptuous Boasters , heady and high-minded , intruding themselves to our disturbance ; whereby our subtil supplanting enemies have taken advantage to defame us , representing us to the world a company of Fanaticks , falstly suggesting that we went about to tread under foot all Learning , and to introduce a meer Empirical way of Practice in Physick , with such blasting language , contrived on purpose to diminish our Repute , and to disenable us from atchieving that which would prove so useful to the world ; that they may the better establish their pretended Polyarchical Government in the Galenical way . That these Aspersions therefore may be taken off , and no more reflect upon us to our prejudice , who profess our selves Philosophers by the Fire ; we freely declare , that we are Philomathêis , hearty lovers and promoters of Learning , and shall never go about to derrogate from Schools and Academies , but shall vigorously defend them so far as truth will admit ; and shall be ready to censure him that pleads for Amathie , or illiterature in the Body Natural , disposed ( if ever opportunity be offered to him ) to stand up for Anarchie in the Body Politick . And we are resolved upon mature thoughts , never to joyn with such , that ( disclaiming against Schollarship ) go about to lay the foundation of such an Illustrious Art , upon the sandy foundation of some wilde and extravagant Notions , that they have picked up by chance from some slight Operations made at a venture . For whosoever enters upon Pyrotechnie , ought to have beforehand some general knowledge in the Nature of things , and to acquire some infallible Axioms and Theorems delivered to him , by those that have been most expert ; which how any one can attain to , without a competent knowledge in the Scholastick Languages , we are much to seek . And certainly Helmont never thought a rude and illiterate person destitute of any previous Theory , a fit Agent to aspire to the Mysteries of this profound Science . For our parts we should be willing to condescend to any thing below our selves , that such an eminent Attempt as a Society of Chymical Physicians might be established ; but should unwillingly yield that such a Great Mistress of Knowledge should be committed to those , that are no whit able to protect , adorn , or credit her . 'T is not a good Medicine , purchased we know not how , or stumbled upon by some ridiculous chance , that makes a real Philosopher , nor multiplicity of Furnaces , contrived on purpose to get a fame in the world , but undeniable and stable Principles , that enoble an Adeptus , or son of Art. Le no therefore any blinde Bayard , that wants the discretion to hold the Reins of Phebus his Steeds , presume to drive the Solar Chariot of Pyrotechnie , lest instead of cherishing and illuminating the World , he bring all into confusion and combustion , as some Pseudochymists among us of late have endeavoured . To conclude , although we have been hitherto crossed in this noble Enterprize , on one side by the Galenist , and on the other by the Pseudochymist , or pretender thereto , ( this most innocent Art being as it were crucified in the midst between them ) yet we question not but that at length in despite of all opposition , true Chymistry will flourish , and moving in its right Sphere , will scatter all black clouds and mists of Ignorance and Envy , and shine out in its perfect splendor . The Figure of two Colick Stones extracted out of the Body of Anne Taylor . An Appendix . DE LITHO-COLO : OR , A History of three large Stones excluded the Colon by Chymical Medicines . THe importunity of some friends have moved me to expose ( on a sudden ) to publick view these prodigious and monstrous Stones , generated in the Colon , that the World may be informed what strange Coagulations sometimes happen in this Microcosme ; and what need we have to look after Remedies of the Superlative Degree , to dissolve and dispossess them of their lodging place . The Narrative is thus : In the Year , 1655. I was sent for in the midst of February to Anne Taylor ( servant to Mr. Sikes a Brewer , living at Rumford in Essex ) about twenty years old , of a florid ruddy colour , having a square Body , Vivacious and Active , but low in stature ; who was suddenly taken with a violent Pungitive pain on the left side , an inflation and distention of the Epigastrium , a Feaver , an Aking in her Loins , Inquietude , a nauseous Disposition , frequent Belchings , and great constriction of the Belly . Having examined the Symptoms , I apprehended that her Disease arose principally from the Spleen , stuffed with feculent degenerate Blood , which having contracted Malignity , darted its venom at the Pleura , Stomack , Intestines , and Reins ; hence the Vital Spirits being disturbed , an Estuation and Effervescence arose in the Blood , which caused a Feaver . This considered , I presently offered upon my first access in the Afternoon , an Emeto-Diaphoretick , which making some small evacuation , gave her ease , but of short duration , for a few hours after there was a recrudescence and exacerbation of all the foresaid Symptoms . The next morning I offered her an Emeto-Cathartick , intending to carry the morbisick matter most downward , but in vain , for it still regurgitated , and came away by Vomiting : however , she found an abatement of the racking pain of her Side , and other parts , which yet still returned by fits . Then I plied her hard with those things that were Diaphorerick , Resolving , Abstersive , for the space of three or four dayes , making use of requisite Topicks ; not omitting whatsoever might pacifie and invigorate the Vital Spirits against future paroxisms . Upon the sixth day after my first admission , coming to see her , I found her chearful , ( the Pain of her Side and Feaver abated ) with many hopeful signs of speedy recovery , onely she complained of a Weight of her left Side , tending downward toward the Kidneys , and a straitness of her Belly , but yet she thought a small matter more would perfectly cure her ; so giving her precaution , I bad her go on to take what remained , charging her to give me notice if any thing fell out amiss . The Sabbath day following , being the tenth from the first onset of her Sickness , a messenger came in all haste to me to Horn-Church , relating the anguish and cruel torments that this wretched Maid suffered about the Region of her Loins , with straining to vomit , sharpness of her Urine , and difficulty to make it , and continual watching . Upon this I began to think that the Kidneys had a great share in the production of those Iragical Accidents , which formerly appeared : wherefore I presently dispatched away to her another Emeto-Cathartick , and some other Chymical Preparations , that were of force to cleanse and sweep away any sabulous matter , or gross impurities from those parts . Having taken the first she was put into great straits , and had many pangs , yet upon my strict injunction they urged her to take whatsoever I sent : which , upon every sumption and repetition , caused a Crispation and Convulsive motion of the Genus Membranosum , the Archeus endeavouring to make an extrusion of that which as long as it harboured in its bosom , could never be at rest ; so that by a frequent exciting the Expulsive faculty , and by corroborating the Spirits at the same time , Nature by an Alternate vicissitude of rest and motion producing Throwes , was delivered at length by the help of some dextrous hands of three strange stony Concretions , conceived in the upper part of the Colon nigh the Spleen . Now the first appearance of these was after a great Agony on Munday night , being the eleventh day ; for the Sphincter of the Anus being notably dilated , a hard rough Body was discovered in the Fundament by a Midwife , or some of the officious Women there present , who by frequently assaying , and tender contrectation thereof , made shift to get out one of these deformed Stones ( more friable then the other two ) by fracture and piece-meal , and then forthwith sent to me to hasten to be a spectator of this monstrous Birth . No sooner had I entred the House , sounding with the exclamation of the Neighbours , but I was presented with some fragments of an Exotick matter , which I beheld not without just admiration . This ( quoth some of them ) is nothing in comparison of what is behinde , wherefore we desire you to meet another Doctor and Surgeon tomorrow morning about nine of the clock ; which I easily assented to in such a difficult case , both for instruction , and also the evasion of slanderous tongues , which I knew had much partial respect for this safe Galenist they sent for , that could ( if she miscarried ) maintain it Cum Privilegio . The next morning I precisely observed the time appointed , waiting three hours for his Worship , but neither he nor the Surgeon coming , I thought good to take my leave , and to resign her up to whom they pleased ; but by perswasion of the Master of the House , who told me ( let the issue be better or worse ) he would undertake to defend me against the Galenical Gang ; I fell to my work , and having taken a strict view of the outward site of the bigger of these Stones , whose Basis appeared every way about an inch to my eye ; the Sphincter being much expanded through great stress , I concluded that these lapideous Concretions were either to be broken by a fit Instrument , and so to be drawn out by parcels , or to be extracted whole , if it could be done without danger of lacerating the Sphincter : To this end I presently sent for a plain Barber Surgeon of the Town , Thomas Flemmin , since dead , whom I enjoyned to fetch me the strongest pair of Curling-Irons he had , which forthwith done , I directed him to insinuate and worm them in between the Sphincter and the Stone , to lay fast hold , and to try whether he could turn it about ; which he did artificially , and setting a strong hand , pulled it out confidently in a trice . The other quickly followed , and the Patient was immediately freed from her dolorous condition , a large quantity of Urine issuing forth which had been stopped nigh forty eight hours . After this succeed an involuntary flux of Excrements , through a weakness of the Fibres of the Guts and Sphincter violently distended , which were at length restored to their former Tone by virtue of a Fumigation which she received , sitting over a pan of quick coals . Thus was this miserable Virgin recovered at length from an untimely death , by force ( under God ) of some Chymical Medicines , which may adde a little to the lustre of this useful Art : For none but Remedies more potent then ordinary could have forced three such petrified Bodies of that bulk , lurking under the left short Ribs , through the manifold Cells of the Colon down to the strait Gut , and so to be voided . Ever since she hath enjoyed her health , onely taking two or three years ( Spring and Fall ) what was requisite ; and since married an Inn-keeper , Francis Chatterton , living now at Rumford at the Sign of the Dolphin , by whom she hath had two Children . For present satisfaction take this short Description of the three Stones thus : Touching the first which the Midwife and some others brake out by their subtil working into it with their fingers , in my absence , I cannot give that exact observation as of these two I have in my own custody ; for they having shared it amongst themselves , desiring to keep it for a Rarety , had so dispersed it , that I am not able to set down any certain Dimensions of it : but so far as my conjecture can reach , according to their relation , it might very well be equal in quantity to the greatest of these two , inclining to a Cylindrical shape , of a friable and fragile substance toward the Superficies , but more tenacious toward the Centre ; consisting of Dissimilar parts , wherein appeared many white Filaments like Alumen Plumosum . The Cortex or outside was of a Pitchy colour , but the innermost part brownish . The second of the three , and the first of the two which I extracted , and now reserve by me , is of a Cone-like Figure , broad beneath and sharper above , nigh three inches in length , two and a quarter in bredth abouut the Basts , one and three quarters in the midst , and somewhat above half an inch on the top . The outward coat covering the inward like a bark , is more compact , and of a tartareous substance , partly blackish and partly mouse coloured . It hath four great Dokes in it , two nigh the Basis , and two nigh the cone , beside many small ones , and Tortuous Incisures . Under this Cortex lieth a Calcarious matter , which hath a small quantity of a Thready or Lanuginous substance mixt with it , tending to a gravel-like colour . It weigheth now not above two ounces seven drams , being diminished and circumcised by those that handling it have out of curiosity picked off something considerable ; and withall the ambient Air hath made it somewhat lighter , but at first its weight was much more . The second to this is Triangular , almost Equilateral , each side being about two inches three quarters in length , and near two in bredth . It s substance much resembles the other , onely its outside here and there is softer to the touch , feeling Plushie like some part of a Stags horn , to which it is like in colour . In the middle appears a harder Body dissimilar from the Angles , which seem to be Appendices to it . In it are some small Cavities , but one very large , like the hollow part of that the Latines call Astragalus , an Huckle-bone . It is lighter then the other considering its proportion , weighing one ounce five drams and a half . We observed when these Colick-Stones first came to light , that many Plum-stones and Cherry-stones lay couched in several hollow places in them , which had continued in her Body about half a year undissolved , appearing fresh as if they had been newly swallowed . Hereby the bulk of these Coagulations was encreased , that they became more hard to be precipitated , their unequal asperities impeding their passage , exasperating and galling the tender and most sensible Tunicles of the Colon : Hence arose most exquisite Dolours , which this poor wretch underwent for several dayes , which would undoubtedly have destroyed her , had not her Vital Spirits been lenified , appeased , and supported by some Spagyrical Cordials that were most amicable to them . Throughout the whole course of the Disease , I avoided Cooling Iuleps , Barley Liquors , ordinary Opiates , or any common papaverous Preparation of the Galenists , which would have brought Nature into a nummed and drowsie condition , and so have made it supine in the Expulsion of these Hostile Guests , that had taken such firm possession in the Colon to its utter ruine . I make no question but a Dogmatist would presently without any scruple ( being confirmed by those Indications there present to which they severely adhere ) have first Bled her perhaps two or three times , under the notion of a Pleurisie , then Expectorated her with their nasty slaps ; but failing here would have given her Laudanum for the mitigation of her intollerable pains ; and so bringing her into an everlasting sleep , have sent these remarkable Coagulations into the Grave with her unseen . This Tragical History ending Comically , I have here communicated to the World , that it may be allured to become a Phylo-Chymist , and understand the insufficiency of Galenical Preparations to help in extremity ; and to encourage all Ingenious and Industrious Artists in their labours ; that such a Litho-tribon , or Break-stone Arcanum may be attained , that hath power to dissolve the Stone even in the Bladder , without direful Cystotomy . To conclude , I shall hereafter ( if God permit ) give you a fuller and larger account of this Colick Duelech , with some other unusual Observations , collected in eighteen years diligent study and Practice ; and shall likewise give you my thoughts of Splenotomy , or exection of the Spleen out of a living Dog , his life preserved : which I can ( absit jactantia ) vindicate to be the first that made any sound and notable trial thereof in Europe known publickly , although some of our Galenical Anatomists have very unhandsomly assumed the Credit of it to themselves . In the mean time make good use of this here delivered , and be grateful to the most High if thou reapest any benefit thereby . The Stones before spoken of are in the Authors keeping , at his Lodgings near to the Blue Boar Inne without Allgate ; where any Ingenious Person that desires to be further satisfied concerning them , may be freely admitted to see them . FINIS . Errata . PAg. 2. line 28. read their . pag. 42. l. 1. read Hermaphroditical . p. 60. l. 3. r. profligating . p. 62. l. 1. r. Perittomata p. 63 l 27. for magnetick read specifick . p. 68 l. 15. r. comparison . p. 74. l. 14. 1. Affects . p. 77. l. 8. r. precipitates . p. 92. l 7. r. Coindications .