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36782	Graham, Harry	More Misrepresentative Men			.txt	text/plain	6715	713	87	The author (like the dentist) lives Who never let your right hand know And crack your cheque-book, like a whip! To love the simpler style of Burns. No master-hand like that of Burns. They cannot hope, like Burns, to win Was only human, like ourselves,-(Tho' carefully brought up, like Jonah), When Burns was on his knee, 'twas said, So great his charm, so apt his wit, The poets of the present time The fact that "there's no place like home" But men like Astor all disparage Who would not be a man like he, And stay at home like Mr. Astor! Are hard for modern minds to swallow, Six times, with wide, self-conscious smile Nor (broth-like) had your country's looks Not loosely, like his fellow-men, Like other self-made persons, he If (Watson-like) you "follow me." And Sherlock Holmes alone knew why! With Holmes there lived a foolish man,	./cache/36782.txt	./txt/36782.txt