Panacea, a poem upon tea in two canto's [sic] / by N. Tate ... Tate, Nahum, 1652-1715. 1700 Approx. 53 KB of XML-encoded text transcribed from 30 1-bit group-IV TIFF page images. Text Creation Partnership, Ann Arbor, MI ; Oxford (UK) : 2003-01 (EEBO-TCP Phase 1). A63046 Wing T202 ESTC R14677 11845454 ocm 11845454 49829 This keyboarded and encoded edition of the work described above is co-owned by the institutions providing financial support to the Early English Books Online Text Creation Partnership. This Phase I text is available for reuse, according to the terms of Creative Commons 0 1.0 Universal . The text can be copied, modified, distributed and performed, even for commercial purposes, all without asking permission. Early English books online. (EEBO-TCP ; phase 1, no. A63046) Transcribed from: (Early English Books Online ; image set 49829) Images scanned from microfilm: (Early English books, 1641-1700 ; 551:8) Panacea, a poem upon tea in two canto's [sic] / by N. Tate ... 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Keying and markup guidelines are available at the Text Creation Partnership web site . eng Tea -- Poetry. 2002-02 TCP Assigned for keying and markup 2002-03 Aptara Keyed and coded from ProQuest page images 2002-04 TCP Staff (Michigan) Sampled and proofread 2002-04 John Latta Text and markup reviewed and edited 2002-05 pfs Batch review (QC) and XML conversion PANACEA : A POEM UPON TEA : In Two CANTO'S . By N. TATE , Servant to His MAJESTY . Innocuos Calices , & amicam Vatibus Herbam , Vimque datam Folio — Thor. de Poet. Planta Beata , Decus Terrarum , Munus Olympi ! Idem . LONDON : Printed by and for J. ROBERTS . 1700. TO THE RIGHT HONOURABLE Charles Montague , Esq One of His MAJESTY's most Honourable Privy Council , &c. SIR , YOU can't be surpriz'd at the Addresses and Acknowledgments of the Muses , whom YOU have Honour'd , not Only in their own Province , but likewise by convincing the World , That the greatest Genius for Poetry , can be as Eminent in Business of State , and Affairs of the Publick . 'T was but lately that the Fortune of Europe depended upon the Welfare of England ; when England her Self was under the most perplexing Exigencies , by the ill Condition of our Coin , Deficiency of Funds , Loss of Publick Credit ( when our Forces by Sea and Land , Domestick and Foreign Commerce were to be provided for ) with other Afflicting Circumstances that threatned our very Constitution , and made our Affairs seem Desperate . The Redressing of all which Grievances , ( through Unparallel'd Difficulties ) was , by our SENATE ( then Sitting ) Undertaken with more than Roman Greatness of Spirit ; and Effected , to the Preservation of Quiet amongst our Selves , Astonishment of our Enemies , and Benefit of all Europe . And , SIR , how Instrumental YOU were in those Transactions for the general Safety and Welfare , Common Justice must Acknowledge , and History informs us of Statues Erected for less Services to the Publick . I pretend not to Enumerate Particulars , wherein ( as Promoter , or Principal ) YOU have Merited the Thanks of the Age , and demonstrated indefatigable Industry , as well as most extraordinary Sagacity and Iudgment . Yet I cannot forbear mentioning One Consideration , That so Refin'd a Spirit , so Delicate a Genius , as could be Delighted ( to the Sublimest Degree ) in the Retreats of the Muses , and Gardens of Philosophy , could Sacrifice it self to the Fatigues of Publick Business ! but — Vincit Amor Patriae . SIR , I know the Value of YOUR Time , and the Freedom that I take in Presenting YOU with a Piece of Poetry ; which yet , if it be not lessen'd by the Performance , it will not be so , in YOUR Esteem , by the Slenderness of the Subject , since In tenui Labor , at tenuis non Gloria ; si Quem Numina laeva sinant , auditque Vocatus Apollo . However , I shall not repeat a Trespass in Detaining YOU with an Apology — Only , That Zeal and Duty will be doing their Office , and Respect pay its Attendance , though neither Wanted nor Desir'd . Besides , I have the same Right of Addressing to YOU , as other Sons of the Muses , and true Subjects of their King and Country : For whose United Interest and Service , YOUR Health and Prosperity is most heartily wish'd , by SIR , Your most Obedient Humble Servant , N. TATE . THE PREFACE . THE Tale in the First Canto of this Poem , was taken ( as Romantick as it may seem ) from the Chinese History , and , with very modest Fiction , accommodated to my Subject ; to make the Discovery and Production of the TEA-TREE more wonderful and surprizing . Which , being in it self of most admirable Virtues , and certainly One of the greatest Blessings of Nature , I may as well suppose it to have been Miraculously Produc'd , as Fracastorius his West-Indian Tree , which his Poem tells us was Deûm manibus Sata , Semine Sacro . And for my introducing the Deities in the Second Canto , 't is according to Petr. Arbiter's per Ambages & Deorum Ministeria praecipitandus liber Spiritus — I had as much Right for Interesting Them in this Sovereign Plant , as the Foremention'd Fracastorius and Thorius for Those They Celebrated . The Delicacy of the Subject oblig'd me to treat it with some Gayety and Embellishment of Fancy , but especially with Decency , to make the Poem ( like the Nepenthe on which 't is writ ) an Entertainment for the Ladies . If there be any Art or Beauty in the Piece , they will be found by Persons of Judgment ; and if I have not the Fortune to please Them , I am not solicitous for pleasing any Others . On our English Poetry , and this Poem upon TEA . SEE Spanish Carderon in Strength outdone : And see the Prize of Wit from Tasso won : See Corneil's Skill and Decency Refin'd ; See Rapin's Art , and Molier's Fire , Outshin'd ; See Dryden's Lamp , to our admiring View , Brought from the Tomb to shine and Blaze anew ! The British Lawrel by Old Chaucer worn , Still Fresh and Gay , did Dryden's Brow Adorn : And that its Lustre may not fade on Thine , Wit , Fancy , Judgment , Tate , in thee combine . Thy pow'rful Genius thus , from Censure 's Frown And Envy's Blast , in Flourishing Renown , Supports our British Muses Verdant Crown . Nor only takes a Trusty Laureat's Care , Lest Thou the Muses Garland might'st impair ; But , more Enrich'd , the Chaplet to Bequeath , With Eastern TEA join'd to the Lawrel-Wreath . R. B. To the AUTHOR on his Poem upon TEA . LET Rustick Satyr , now , no more Abuse , In rude Unskilful Strains , thy Tuneful Muse ; No more let Envy lash thy true-bred Steed , Nor cross thy easy , just , and prudent Speed : Who dext'rously dost bear , or loose the Rein , To climb each lofty Hill , or scour the Plain : With proper Weight and Force thy Courses run ; Where still thy Pegasus has Wonders done , Come home with Strength , and thus the Prize has Won . But now takes Wing , and to the * Skies aspires ; While Vanquish'd Envy the bold Flight admires , And baffled Satyr to his Den retires . T. W. THE INTRODUCTION . FAME Sound thy Trump , all Ranks of Mortals call , To share a Prize that will enrich 'em All. You that with Sacred Oracles converse , And clearly wou'd Mysterious Truths rehearse ; On soaring Wings of Contemplation rise , And fetch Discov'ries from above the Skies ; Etherial TEA your Notions will resine , Till you your selves become almost Divine . You Statesmen , who in Storms the Publick Helm Wou'd Guide with Skill , and Save a sinking Realm , TEA , your Minerva , shall suggest such Sense , Such safe and sudden Turns of Thought dispense , That you , like her Ulysses , may Advise , And start Designs that shall the World surprise . You Pleaders , who for Conquest at the Bar Contend as Fierce and Loud as Chiefs in War ; Would you Amaze and Charm the list'ning Court ? First to this Spring of Eloquence resort : Then boldly launch on Tully's flowing Seas , And grasp the Thunder of Demosthenes . You Artists of the Aesculapian Tribe , Wou'd you , like Aesculapius's Self , Prescribe , Cure Maladies , and Maladies prevent ? — Receive this Plant from your own Phoebus sent ; Whence Life 's nice Lamp in Temper is maintain'd , When Dim , Recruited ; when too fierce , restrain'd . You Curious Souls , who all your Thoughts apply , The hidden Works of Nature to descry ; Why veering Winds with vari'd Motion blow , Why Seas in settled Courses Ebb and Flow ; Wou'd you these Secrets of her Empire know ? Treat the Coy Nymph with this Celestial Dew , Like Ariadne she 'll impart the Clue ; Shall through her Winding Labyrinths convey , And Causes , sculking in their Cells , display . You that to Isis's Bank , or Cam retreat , Wou'd you prove worthy Sons of either Seat , And All in Learning's Commonwealth be Great ? Infuse this Leaf , and your Own Streams shall bring More Science than the fam'd Castalian Spring . Wou'd you , O Musicks Sons , your Art compleat , And all its ancient Miracles repeat , Rouze Rev'ling Monarchs into Martial Rage , And , when Inflam'd , with Softer Notes asswage ; The tedious Hours of absent Love beguile , Charm Care asleep , and make Affliction Smile ? Carouse in TEA , that will your Souls inspire ; Drink Phoebus's Liquor , and command his Lyre . Sons of Apelles , wou'd you draw the Face And Shape of Venus , and with equal Grace In some Elysian Field the Figure place ? Your Fancy , warm'd by TEA , with wish'd Success , Shall Beauty's Queen in all her Charms express : With Nature's Rural Pride your Landschape fill The Shady Grotto , and the Sunny Hill , The Laughing Meadow , and the Talking Rill . Sons of the Muses , would you Charm the Plains With chearful Lays , or sweet Condoling Strains ; Or with a Sonnet make the Vallies ring , To Welcome home the Goddess of the Spring : Or wou'd you in sublimer Themes engage , And sing of Worthies who Adorn the Age ? Or , with Promethean Boldness , wou'd aspire To catch a Spark of that Celestial Fire That Crown'd the † Royal Conquest , and could raise Juverne's Boyn above * Scamander's Praise ? Drink , drink Inspiring TEA , and boldly draw , A Hercules , a Mars , or a NASSAU . A POEM UPON TEA . In Two CANTOS . CANTO I. BY Avon's Stream ( the Muses calm Retreat ) Palaemon liv'd in his un-envy'd Seat , None better knew , or practis'd , in his Cell The chast Delights that with Retirement dwell . And thus confin'd to Safety 's humble Sphear , Desiring Little , had not Much to fear ; Was neither Fortune's Envy , nor her Sport ; Free from the servile Arts of Town or Court , The nauseous Task , that gen'rous Souls contemn , Of Knaves Caresses , and Caressing them . Yet ( whether Novelty his Fancy fir'd , Or some Diviner Pow'r the Thought inspir'd , ) Through Foreign Climates he resolv'd to roam , And view those Wonders which he read at home . Most strict Survey in every Realm he made Of Men and Manners , Policy and Trade ; But none he found , his gentle Soul to please , Like the Refin'd and Civiliz'd Chinese . Rich in Improvements of his well-spent Time , The Bard returns to his own Native Clime : The Neighb'ring Shepherds , who his Absence mourn'd , Visit with Joy their wandring Friend return'd . Short Salutation past , he feasts their Eyes With pleasing View of Eastern Rarities . Nature and Art's choice Gift , the Goa-stone , With Plants and Herbs to Western Swains unknown . Yet , more surpriz'd , they found their Senses chear'd , Soon as the Verdant fragrant TEA appear'd ; It 's Nature , Use , confus'dly they demand , What Name it bore ? The Product of what Land ? 'T will Time require to have at full exprest ( The Bard reply'd ) what you in hast request . Come to my Bow'r , and I 'll inform you there , What curious Souls must needs be pleas'd to hear . He said , and with his willing Guests withdrew , Where a new Scene of Wonders charm'd their View ; On burning Lamps a Silver Vessel plac'd , A Table with surprising Figures grac'd , And China-Bowls to feast their Sight and Tast : The Genial Liquor , decently pour'd out , To the admiring Guests is dealt about . Scarce had they drank a first and second Round , When the warm Nectar 's pleasing Force they found , About their Heart enliven'd Spirits danc'd , Then to the Brains sublimer Seat advanc'd . ( Such Transport feel young Prophets when they Dream . Or Poets slumb'ring by Pirene's Stream . ) With silent Wonder mutually they Trace Bright Joys reflected on each other's Face . Then thus the Bard — Fear no Circaean Bowls , This is the Drink of Health , the Drink of Souls ! The Virtues This , and This the Graces quaff , Like Nectar chearful , like Nepenthe safe . Not such the Plant which Bacchus first did nurse , Heav'ns Blessing chang'd by Mortals to their Curse Ah Syren-Pleasure , to Destruction turn'd ! Ah woful Mirth to be for ever Mourn'd ! How much more blest — You Swains who drink , with Birds , the running Spring , And Innocent , like them , like them can sing . Another Round — Then , if your Patience hold , I shall the Charming History unfold , How this rare Plant at first Divinely sprung , Nor shall its Sov'raign Virtues rest unsung , For which our Phoebus oft his Harp has strung . While the Chinese remain'd a Virtuous Breed , From Western Vices and Distempers freed ; Or but with common Maladies were griev'd , Which common Plants of Nature's Field reliev'd ; TEA was not sprung — reserv'd by friendly Fate , For last Distress of China's suff'ring State. Whose Griefs and wondrous Cure I shall recite , A Tale that may your Patience well requite . When KI , a Name through Eastern Climes accurst , ( Last of his Race , of wicked Kings the First ) Prophan'd the Throne , ill-boding Signs foreran , And dreadful Prodigies his Reign began ; His monstrous Reign , which justly you may call The most amazing Prodigy of All. Discarding all the Sages of the Realm , Rash unexperienc'd Youth he sets at Helm : Till now , from all its ancient Frame estrang'd , The Government into a Farce was chang'd . Buffoons the Empire 's Grand Affairs debate , And Jesters are the Councellors of State. Pert , smatt'ring Youngsters Judges of the Land , And dressing Fops the Martial Troops command , Those for Companion-Fav'rites he admits . Who had for Pleasure most inventive Wits : These Prodigals ingross the Monarch's Hours , In rev'ling Grotto's , and voluptuous Bow'rs : A Province must be Tax'd when e'er they Dine , In Essences they rowl , and Bathe in Pools of Wine . This soft Contagion , in the Palace bred , From Court to Town , from Town to Country spred . Old Discipline through China's Empire fails , And upstart Riot like a Plague prevails ; Expensive Idleness , for frugal Pains , In ev'ry City , ev'ry Village reigns : Whence Poverty , Fraud , Rapine did ensue , And these attended with a swarming Crew Of dire Diseases , like their Vices , New. But China's Nobles , the discarded Race Who still did injur'd Virtue 's Cause embrace ; With conscious silence could no longer view At once their Country's Shame and Ruin too . An ancient Mandarine , wise , pious , just , Who long had foremost serv'd in Publick Trust , First Minister in prosp'rous Days of State , Advances first against the Publick Fate : With rev'rend Aspect , and with solemn Grace , He represents the Empire 's wretched Case , And reprimands the Tyrant to his Face . The fiery Monarch ( with a Jav'lin snatcht And through his kind Adviser's Throat dispatcht ) Crys , — — Formal grave Buffoon your Counsel's wrong , And like your senseless Life spun out too long , I cut 'em short — harranguing Dotard go — The Ghosts have leisure — talk the rest below . Now Swains receive a Story strange and true , And with Amazement let Fame listen too , Of Graecian Worthies her stale Names give o'er , And boast of Roman Gallantry no more : Hear greater Miracles of Honour , done Beneath the Influence of the Rising Sun. But ah ! this Eastern Glory to allay , The changing Scene must frantick Vice display ; Such Pomp of Luxury as ne'er was seen 'Twixt rev'ling Anthony and Egypt's Queen . While weltring in his Gore one Patriot lies , Another Chief the Tragick Part supplies , And in the Prologue of his Story dies , A Third , scarce enter'd on the bloody Stage , A Victim falls to Arbitrary Rage ; Yet boldly to the desp'rate Charge succeed A Fourth and Fifth , who , like the former , Bleed . The Sixth , as if to triumph o'er his Fate , Placing his Hearse before the Palace-Gate , Rushes into the Slaughter-Room of State , Then thus the Tyrant , — Dull aspiring Fool , Who like a Pedant com'st thy Prince to School , Thou would'st be Chronicled , and have thy Name Distinguisht from thy Brother-Fools of Fame , Recorded to have brav'd thy Monarch's Doom , And then retire , with State , into thy Tomb. But know , thy Plot for Glorious Death is vain , Nor shall that Hearse a Traytor 's Corps contain ; A Feast for savage Beasts thou shalt be made — And who dare next their Soveraign's Peace invade , In wretched Torture shall their Treason rue ; And from the lingring Rack and Gaunches , view Their Sons to speedier Execution led ; To vilest Slaves their Wives and Daughters wed . This Sentence past , like an Infernal Charm , Honour and Courage did at once disarm ; Stunn'd with the Sound , and Thunder-struck , they yield To lawless Vice the execrable Field . Now Banquets , Musick , Masques and Mimick Sport Are all the Business of th' Imperial Court ; From which the Monarch never did remove , But to the dearer Solaces of Love. In ev'ry Passion of his roving Mind A Libertine , but in Amour confin'd : Amira was the first who found the Art At once to conquer and enslave his Heart . One Evening when the wanton Zephyrs Play'd , Repos'd beneath the Myrtle's am'rous shade , All ravisht in his lov'd Amira's Arms ( Brighter than Venus in her new-born Charms . ) The Monarch sigh'd and said , Ah fading Ioy ! Why should the Transports cease that never cloy ? Why are those Eyes , than Stars more heav'nly bright , Condemn'd to shine with Temporary Light ? Ah! might their lovely Lustre ever blaze , As on their Glories I cou'd ever gaze ! Must all this Bloom be nipt with Death's cold shade ! Why should these Lillies , why these Roses fade ? Why should th' Elysian Spring for ever last , And Thine be doom'd to Fate 's untimely Blast ? These pensive Thoughts , like Furies , haunt my Rest ; These Harpy-Guests my Feast of Love molest . The Queen , her weening Lover to beguile ; ( A Trickling Tear dissembling with a Smile ) Replies , Tho' envious Fates your Wish deny , We may forget that we shall ever Die ; Our Life to unmolested Pleasure give , And , while the Scene lasts , like Immortals live . Erect a Palace ( than the Sun 's more bright ) Immur'd from Day , but with more radiant Light Of ever-blazing Lamps and Tapers deckt , And sparkling Gems the Lustre to reflect . Where Change of Seasons we shall never see , To read us Lectures of Mortality . Grief be excluded from that happy Sphere , And Pleasures only have Admittance there ; Which trusty Fav'rites , ( to secure their sway Abroad ) shall Thither in full Tides convey . Of Empire you shall thus enjoy the Spoil , The Fruit , for which your Royal Vassals toil . The Pride of Nature there shall charm your Sight , Her richest Luxury your Taste invite . Earth's scatter'd Blessings shall together meet , And lye in smiling Heaps before your Feet . There Fountain-springs thro' artful Pipes shall move With all the Musick of the Spheres above , To charm our Slumbers in the Bow'r of Love. Thus from the Cares of lower Empire free , Blest , like the First , shall our new Eden be , Where I to You , You all the World to Me. The Monarch , to indulge the pleasing Cheat , With vast Expence builds this Inchanted Seat ; Where the fond Pair , from Vulgar Mortal's sight With chosen Minions , hide themselves in Light. The Provinces to Villains Hands assign'd , Now , for one Tyrant lost , a thousand find ; While he absconds , his lewd Trustees of Pow'r , The bleeding Vitals of the State devour , What Riot wastes with Rapine they supply , And Rapine drein'd , to Sacriledge they fly . The Country's Tillage , and the City's Trade Exhausted , they the Temples Rights invade ; Whose injur'd Pow'rs , with just Resentment fir'd , Discarded Chiefs with equal Rage inspir'd , Who , follow'd by a small but zealous Train , In thin Batallion muster on the Plain . To head their num'rous Troops the Vice-roys Arm , But quit the Field on Danger 's first Alarm ; With their Beau-Captains — All more Courtly Bred Than to Desert their Gen'rals when they Fled . Mean while their Troops in Marshal'd Order stand , But know not how to Charge without Command ; 'Twixt Shame and Rage , Disdaining and Amaz'd , With silent Looks they on each other gaz'd . The Adverse Party stand in like Suspence , To shew they took not Arms but for Defence . Till now both Hosts , for Publick Good combine , And , tho' they met as Foes , as Friends they join . This Revolution , on the Wings of Fame , To the Fantastick Lovers Palace came ; Whose Fairy-Joys transform'd to dismal Fright , They quit their Mansion of perpetual Light , To sculk in Caves and thickest shades of Night . The conscious Prince from Empire thus retir'd , And all besides of Royal Race expir'd , The Mandarins assemble , to create A Monarch , to Reform and Rule the State. On Others Merits freely they enlarge , But for Himself each Chief declines the Charge ; O Piety of unexampled strain , All , for their Country's good , prepar'd to drein Their Vital Blood , yet none consent to Reign ! The Lot decides ; and strait the gen'ral Voice With loud Applause approves of Fortune's choice , The worthy Heir of him who did engage , And fell first Victim to the Tyrant's Rage . Thus China's Realms their Ancient Form regain'd ; Their Vices cur'd ; but their Diseases reign'd ; Their Minds restor'd , but still their Bodies pin'd , Where dying Luxury left Stings behind ; Whose Smart , enflam'd by Vengeance from above , Too obstinate for Human Help did prove . Consumption , Dropsie , Racking Gout and Stone , ( Till then to happy Eastern Climes unknown ) All Maladies that could on Nature fall , With Spleen that feels , or thinks it feels 'em All. They Sigh all Day , and Nightly Vigils keep , To shun the Terrors of distracted Sleep . In Cities dear Society and Trade , In Field the Tillage and the Vintage fade ; The Shepherd's Pipe forlorn beside him laid . In vain the Sick to Art or Nature fly , While Sick as they , both Art and Nature lye . The Wretches now to ev'ry Temple press In sighing Crowds , not to implore Redress , But own the Justice of their Doom , and crave The Favour only of a speedy Grave . Which modest Penitence that Mercy drew , For which the poor Delinquents durst not sue . The Solemn Day approacht , when China's Court Must to the Great Confucius Cell resort ; The Cave in which the Hermit ( long retir'd ) Compil'd those Laws which Sacred Pow'rs inspir'd With Angel-Visits only entertain'd ; And in his Desart wond'rously Sustain'd , Where no Relief of Plant or Herb was found , Nor Spire of Grass through all the barren Ground . In Solemn Progress , by Devotion drawn , The Pious King prevents the early Dawn ; Leads the Procession , and advancing near , Beholds the Sun and Cell at once appear . But how Surpriz'd to find the Desart Ground , With new-sprung Plants of lovely Verdure Crown'd ; There bloom'd the SOUMBLO , there Imperial TEA , ( Names then unknown ) and Sanative BOHE ; All deem'd , in Honour to the Prophet's Shrine , Produc'd , with Virtues , like their Birth , Divine , And sent a timely Cure of Publick Grief ; Experience soon Confirming that Belief . Thus far Tradition , which I oft have heard By Eastern Priests , as Oracles , Averr'd . Next , how their Poets sing ( in bolder Verse ) The VIRTUES of this Plant — I shall rehearse How happily their Art they have Express'd , With useful Truth in pleasing Fable drest ; That sickly Mortals , by the Tempting Lure Of Fiction , may be drawn to certain CURE . The End of the First Canto CANTO II. WHen first Apollo , in Celestial Bow'rs , Treated with fragrant Tea , th' immortal Pow'rs , ( That more than Nectar and Nepenthe pleas'd ) The Goddesses with such Delight were seiz'd ; They fell to Strife about the foreign Tree , Who should its Patroness and Guardian be : At last the Competition was referr'd To be before the Gods in Council heard ; Who Summon'd , at Iove's Palace now were met , And high above the rest the Thund'rer set . First IUNO thus , with haughty State , addrest , And Looks that angry Majesty exprest , Which , e'er she spake , the Queen of Heav'n confest ; " Let such impose upon their Judges sense , " Sue Favour , who to Right have no Pretence ; " With soothing Arts of Language strive to please : " I come not here to Plead , but Claim and Seize : " Right I demand ; and Deities , I know , " Will do me Right — for , Gods I 'll have it so . " Shall Subject Goddesses with me contend ? " When once Imperial Iuno shall descend " To Competition , Empire 's at an End. " Shall Royal Iuno's Claim be disallow'd " To Tea ? with Sov'reign Properties endow'd , " And Queen of Plants by Native Right allow'd . " Let that aspiring Goddess , who shall dare " Here to Usurp my Patronage and Care , " Pretend with me the Thund'rer's Bed to share . " The Rival of my Bed , and what I prize " More Dear , my Throne , and Empire of the Skies . " Speak Iove , decide , e'er it begins , this Strife ; " Respect the Empress , tho' you Slight the Wise. " Assert , in Mine , your Own Celestial State : " Iove , let us Reign , or let us Abdicate . " Once to Immortals this Example show , " What will your Stubborn Mortals do Below ? " Already grown Impatient of our Yoke , " For seldom now we see our Altars Smoke ; " With sparing Hands They offer from the Store " Our Bounty lends , and grudgingly Adore : " But from our Shrines intirely will Remove , " Till Government is better fix'd Above , " And till convinc'd — " That I am Iuno still , and you are Iove . " O Iupiter , a Monarch's Sway maintain ; " And shew the doubting World that you deserve to Reign . Saturnia Thus — whose Eyes , as she withdrew Disdainful Fire back on th' Assembly threw ; Which through the Presence awful Terrour strook ; And on his Throne the very Thund'rer shook . MINERVA next , with stately Mien , advanc'd ; Her crested Plume in waving Lustre danc'd , And Lightning from her burnish'd Helmet glanc'd . Delightful Terrour in her Aspect play'd , While Thus , with awful Grace , the Goddess said . " If Merit must to Majesty give place , " Immortals are in Mortals wretched Case , " And Vassals we , tho' of Celestial Race : " Let Nature in this Claim your Council Guide ; " Since she for publick Use this Plant suppli'd , " Let Publick Use , ye Gods , the Cause decide . " If by that President you shall Decree , " The Prize must fall to my Learn'd Sons and Me. " Why should I our known Services repeat ? " In Athens Name your Justice I entreat . " Or if my Plea of Athens you disclaim , " Regard my Off-Spring more endear'd to Fame , " My greater Sons of Isis and of Cam. " Think how of Life the Pleasures they resign , " To delve , for Publick good , in Learning's Mine . " O Gods , is 't thus you treat industrious Wit ? " That does whole Years in brooding Study Sit , " From early Dawn till Day forsakes the Sky , " And Mid-night Lamps the absent Sun supply . " O why should they , with Chymick Patience , wait " Their Work 's Perfection , to enrich the State ? " Of Antient Arts the craggy Ruins climb , " And backward tread the painful Steps of Time , " Their Senses with long Contemplation wrought " To Element , their Bodies pin'd to Thought , " If you this cheap Relief to Souls deny " Who with Promethean Fire Mankind supply , " To make those Sons of Clay the Gods Allies , " And justifie their Kindred to the Skies . She paus'd , and frown'd , with such a dreadful Grace , As when she charges on the Plains of Thrace . Then thus renews her Plea — " Nature for Students this Regale design'd , " Invention's Fountain to repay in Kind , " The vast expences of their gen'rous Mind . " Till the spent Soil shall fresh Idea's yield , " And new Plantations stock wide Fancy's Field . " From this Pirene , this Castalian Spring , " Exclude the Muses , And what Muse will sing ? " And when no Poet will vouchsafe to write , " What hardy Hero will vouchsafe to fight . " 'T is Tea sustains , Tea only can inspire " The Poet's Flame , that feeds the Hero's Fire . Her Voice and Mien such deep impression strook , The Goddess read Consent in ev'ry Look . Till VENUS , ( from her Chariot drawn by Doves , Surrounded by a Troop of smiling Loves ) Unveil'd the milder Glories of her Face , With Native Charms , and ev'ry study'd Grace : Which , from her haughty Rivals , heretofore , On Ida's Mount , the Prize of Beauty bore . Nor doubts she , with the same resistless Smile , The Gods , as then the Shepherd to beguile . With lovely Pride She cast her Eyes around , And gave with every pointed Glance a Wound . Which made the sternest in the Presence melt , And sullen Saturn feel what Paris felt . Thus she advanc'd ; and , while she urg'd her Plea , She look'd and breath'd the fragrant Soul of Tea , " In Beauty's Cause I sue — can Gods despise " A Blessing Mortals have the Sense to Prize ? " Tho' in your Looks I read a Senate's Awe , " ( How else should you the Publick Rev'rence draw ? ) " Yet doubt I not the stubborn'st Breast to win , " Having so strong a Party lodg'd within . " Tho' none in open Court appears my friend , " I safely on your private Votes depend . " So shall your Goddesses and Nymphs be kind , " As Love and Beauty your Protection find . " For Beauty's sake , and her resistless Charms , " The desp'rate Soldier rushes to Alarms , " And for a Night of Love serves whole Campaigns in Arms. " To Stars the wakeful Shepherd sings his Lays , " Which he by day compos'd in Phillis Praise , " Hoping the Nymph he does Immortal make , " Will Pity on her dying Lover take . " Look down ye Pow'rs , the British Ladies View , " See there the Effects of this Celestial Dew ! " See there how grateful Tea , their choice Delight , " It's gen'rous Patronesses does requite ! " Sublimes their Native Charms ; and makes 'em shine " As bright , almost , as lasting too as mine . " Who then but Beauty's Goddess , can pretend " A Title to the Plant that 's Beauty's Friend ? " To me , ye Pow'rs , this Prize you must assign , " For that which thus can Beauty's Charms refine , " And keep them ever young , for ever should be mine . She said — and reassum'd her Flying Chair ; While Cupid's fan , with glossy wings , the Air , And Venus seem'd ey'n more than Venus Fair. Bright CINTHIA next appear'd with solemn Grace , ( A rosie Blush adorns her Virgin-Face ) As from the Chase return'd , her Vestments hung With careless Decency , her Bow unstrung , Her Quiver loose behind her Shoulder slung . High on her Front the silver Crescent blaz'd : The hush'd Assembly on her Figure gaz'd , Surpriz'd and pleas'd , Transported and amaz'd . Her Aspect , Stature , Movement , Shape , and Dress Did such Majestick Modesty express , As when , supported by her Forest Launce , Before her thousand Nymphs she does advance On Cynthus Top , and leads the Solemn Dance . Through ev'ry Breast a thrilling Pleasure ran , While thus the Goddess of the Groves began . " Love 's Queen , despairing this chast Prize to win , " Discreetly call'd the British Ladies in ; " And if for Beauty only they excell'd , " The Queen of Beauty's Title must have held ; " But since they are no less for Vertue fam'd " Their Votes by me , with nobler right , are claim'd . " If Vertue then ( which British Ladies Prize " Above the brightest Glances of their Eyes ) " Not quite has lost her Int'rest in the Skies , " To me you must assign the sacred Tree , " To me the sacred Drink of Chastity ; " In which the Graces safely may rejoyce , " Of Virgin Innocence the blameless Choice : " Then , Deities , join yours with Nature's Voice . " Who , with this Chast Nepenthe , would requite " Her Woods kind Patroness , and Queen of Night . " When faint with Toil , through Phoebus scorching Beams , " My Nymphs and I retreat to shady Sreams , " Can the cold Spring a fit Refreshment be ? " Which idle Naids drink as well as we ; " And Dryads , who in Solitary Bow'rs , " With Sleep or Revels pass their useless Hours . " Let then the Forest-Tyrants safely Reign , " And Mountain-Savages lay waste the Plain : " Till Earth afford your Altars no Supplies " Of hallow'd Fruits ; no Flames of Incense rise , " And Moonless Nights affright your guilty Skies . She ceas'd ; and Terror through the Presence strook , Resuming now the same resenting Look , As in her Bathing-Fountain when surpriz'd , Luckless Actaeon's Error she chastisd . Then with a smile ( as when she does unshroud Her Lustre , starting from a sullen Cloud ) In milder Accents thus — " No! Sacred Pow'rs , for Cynthia to mistrust " Her Merit or your Honour , were unjust ! " It must not , cannot be ! ( hence idle Fears ! ) " I still shall Guard your Earth , and Gild your Spheres . " My Cause no Competition can admit , " Where Virtue pleads , and Gods in Council sit . Diana thus — and , with her Sylvan Train Of Nymphs attended , mounts her Starry Wain . Scarce had the Court recover'd this Surprize , When a new Scene of Glory charm'd their Eyes ; While THETIS and her Nereids they descry'd , Adorn'd in all the Ocean's glitt'ring Pride ; Bright Shells and Gems , that with reflected Fire Startled the Skies , and made the Stars retire . Delightful Wonder all th' Assembly seiz'd ; But Neptune ev'n to Extasie seem'd pleas'd , Who now display'd the same Pacifick Face That hush'd the Storm , and sav'd the Trojan Race . In gentle Symphony the Nereids sung To twisted Shells , on which the Tritons rung Loud Peals , that to th' Olympian Confines ran , While thus the Goddess of the Seas began . " 'T is I that rule your watry World below ; " To Mortals I the Arts of Commerce show , " To me your Albion does her Glory owe. " By Me her Fleets to Eastern Climates run , " And spread their Wings beneath the rising Sun. " Thus your Augusta's floating Grandeur's shown " On Seas and Shores to Ancient Fame unknown ; " While Rome , the World 's fam'd Mistress she excels , " As far as Thames above the Tyber swells . " Both Her 's and Nature's Empire I sustain , " By Correspondence 'twixt her Earth and Main : " Her Tributary Streams , to me convey'd , " In just recruits are carefully repay'd : " Those Pastures where her Flocks and Herds are Bred , " Themselves are from my Bounty cloath'd and fed . " The Plant and Nymph , whose happy Nuptials give " This New-found Nectar , by my Bounty live ; " From my fresh Stores the Nymph her cooling Dew , " And from my Salts the Plant his * Vigour drew . " When , deep in Briny Cells , my Nymphs and I " The Business of your Ocean-Empire ply , " Gods ! Can you then this fresh Regale deny ? " Is 't thus you treat the Goddess of the Sea , " With Oozy Brine ? — " When happy Nymphs at Land rejoyce in Tea ? " Of all the Rarities our Waves convey , " Give us but This , our Service you repay : " Else from their dens your prison'd Winds release , " Let Seas and Skies no longer be at Peace , " Destructive Tempests reign , and useful Traffick cease . Thus Thetis , and resumes her Crystal Wain , As when , surrounded by her Ocean-Train , She rides in Triumph o'er the wond'ring Main . To Crown the Scene HEALTH's Goddess last appears , Who chearfully her Sanguine Aspect rears ; Fresh as the Spring , when by Celestial show'rs To Earth invited , from Elysian Bow'rs : Her sprightly looks the pleas'd Assembly drew ; While Spicy Zephyrs hov'ring round her flew , And Odours , sweeter than Ambrosia , threw . Attended by a Troop of Nymphs and Swains , The Pride of Nature , Glory of the Plains ; The Youths , like Oaken Plants , all sternly Gay , The Nymphs all Fair , and Mild as blooming May , Then with an Air , that vital warmth display'd , And healthful Fragrancy , the Goddess said — " Celestial Pow'rs , this Rural Tribe survey ; " You have no Vot'ries so sincere as They ! " When Earth of your Astraea was berest , " 'Mongst these the Goddess her last Footsteps left . " If Venus's Plea this awful Court can move , " Her Cupids are not better vers'd in Love : " Or if Diana's Title may be pass'd , " They plead her Merit , for their Loves are Chast " But 't is not for their sakes I chiefly sue , " Who Health enjoy without your healing Dew ; " For they from Nature's Cup , the Crystal Spring , " With Birds contentedly can Drink and Sing . " But far , O far unlike to these , a Throng " Of wretched Mortals to my Charge belong ; " Who with tormenting restless Sickness griev'd , " About my Altar languish , Unreliev'd : " O , for their Suff'ring sakes , in pity grant " This Panacea , this Reviving Plant ; " Relieve their Mis'ry , or revoke their Breath ; " Give 'em the Drink of Health , or give 'em Death ! Thus Salus urg'd her Charitable Plea , That soon had Crown'd her Patroness of Tea : But Fiend Alecto , in a Nymph's Disguise , ( Grudging the Sickly Earth so Rich a Prize ) Amongst the Goddesses fresh Discord threw , Which into Parties the Convention drew ; Mars swagger'd , Aeol bluster'd , Neptune rag'd , Whom Iove with louder Thunder scarce asswag'd . SOMNUS , whom Tea's delicious Fume had charm'd With golden Visions , by the Dinn alarm'd , Starts up ; and , with a Look surprizing Gay , To sudden Pleasure turn'd the sudden Fray. Pleas'd , as a Prophet , from his Dream he woke , And , like a Prophet , Thus , in Rapture spoke — " O Glorious Prospect ! such delightful Fields " Elysium nor our own Olympus yields . " O Sacred Streams and Bow'rs ! O Fragrant Seats , " Of Elemental Joys the calm Retreats ! " Come wretched Mortals , in this Nectar steep " Your weary Souls , and charm your Cares to Sleep . " That , while the pleasing slumber lasts , shall drown " Your Griefs ; and with success your Wishes crown . " That every dismal Object shall remove , " And your Desires to Extasy improve . " What e'er you want or wish , in Dreams is brought , " ( By Tea inspir'd ) before your ravish'd Thought ; " Visions of Wealth the poor Man's Wants beguile ; " The hopeless Lover sees his Mistress smile : " The Voyager , for some rich Coast design'd , " Spreads all his Sail , and runs afore the Wind , " The Pleader , Soldier , Poet , fierce and warm , " Set boldly in , and wond'rously perform : " Thus Human Life , in cruel Fate 's despight , " May have its Sorrows checquer'd with delight , " And if such Bliss can Mortal Sense employ , " What Transport , Deities , must you enjoy ! " For sure , when sprightly Tea and Fancy join " Their Wond'rous Pow'rs , the Work must be Divine . " How rich the Figures ! how surprising bright ! " Wrought on the sable Curtains of the Night . This strange Discov'ry both surpris'd the Gods , And set the Goddesses again at Odds ; Whilst , to secure the Quiet of the Skies , The Thunderer once more was forc'd to rise . A Plant that can so many Virtues boast , He judg'd too rich a Prize to be Ingross'd ; And to no single Goddess Lot should fall , That merited the Patronage of All : Therefore , at once to silence all their Pleas , And yet Oblige his Female Deities ; In Common grants what they did singly claim ; And strait gives Orders for the Trump of Fame To sound aloud , That * GODDESS was its Name . FINIS . THE TEA-TABLE . HAil Queen of Plants , Pride of Elysian Bow'rs ! How shall we speak thy complicated Pow'rs ? Thou Wond'rous Panacea , to asswage The Calentures of Youth's fermenting Rage , And Animate the freezing Veins of Age. To Bacchus when our Griefs repair for Ease , The Remedy proves worse than the Disease : Where Reason we must lose to keep the Round , And drinking Others Healths , our Own confound : Whilst TEA , our Sorrows safely to beguile , Sobriety and Mirth does reconcile : For to this Nectar we the Blessing owe , To grow more Wise , as we more chearful grow . Whilst Fancy does her brightest Beams dispense , And decent Wit diverts without Offence . Then in Discourse of Nature's mystick Pow'rs And Noblest Themes , we pass the well-spent Hours . Whilst all around the Virtues Sacred Band , And list'ning Graces pleas'd Attendants stand . Thus our Tea-Conversation we employ , Where , with Delight , Instruction we enjoy ; Quaffing , without the waste of Time or Wealth , The Sov'reign Drink of Pleasure and of Health . POSTSCRIPT . MY Copy falling short , and the Printer asking , What shou'd be done with the following Pages ? I bethought me of some Civilities for which I stood indebted to our Critick-Poets , without any Recognizance , from me , of their Favours . Therefore ( without questioning their Authority , or who made them Judges in Parnassus ) I shall here say something , not for Defence , but , least my Silence be taken for Contempt of the Court. Some have Censur'd me for a Cold Writer ; but * One of 'em with the favourable Allowance , That I have in Justness what I want in Fire . Another ( in his Poetical Circuit some Years since ) Doom'd me , without Mercy , for † A Slave to Sense , and Cautious to a Fault . Now I must ingenuously confess , That I pretend to no more Fire than consists with Justness : That I am a Slave to Sense ( without any thoughts of changing my Master ) and Caution is a Fault I shall never mend . So that I must humbly content my self with Admiring those Gentlemen who set up for Bold Writers , and deserve the Character , by venturing so hard for it , even beyond the Regions of Sense . Happy Season , when Wit and Criticism are come to their Meridian ! Quintilian was a musty old Pedant , and would have been pos'd with our new Figures of Speech — Iustness without Fire — Slavery to Sense , &c. † His was a dull Age of Correctness , unacquainted with our Elevation , Sublime Conceits and Expression , beyond the reach of common Capacity . 'T is part of a Modern Character , ( no less famous for his Wit than Chivalry ) that he scorn'd to say any thing in a Vulgar way , and — Ne'er did ope His Mouth , but out there flew a Trope . Hudib . The Reader must pardon me this Trifling , 't is paying Nonsense in its Own Coin ; and if you would have better from me , you must stay till Wit comes in — as then you may depend on me , sufficient * Authors ( City Security ) having vouch'd for my Honesty . In good Earnest , 't is high time for the Fraternity to return to their Senses ; they have so long Ridicul'd One Another , till the Men , that had some Wit , are become Diversion for them that have None . 'T is Pity but their Quarrels were over , if only for leisure to think what they Quarrell'd about , that is , Poetry — which , however worthy of Great and Wise Men , as a Recreation , yet 't is Business and Employment only for the Unfortunate . Such as are too far engag'd , must take their Chance ; but Others would do well to consider the present State of the Muses in our Nation ; where Zoilus's swarm , and Mecaenas's are so Few , that 't is even shame and pity to see their Generosity so over-charg'd . I would not be thought to Disparage a Faculty , to which I have done so little Credit : 'T is noble Service — but , fit for Volunteers , who can be upon their own Subsistence ; and long to shew their Parts . FINIS . Notes, typically marginal, from the original text Notes for div A63046-e1220 * Canto II. Notes for div A63046-e1540 † Mr. Montague's incomparable Poem on His Majesty's Victory at the Boyn . * Where Homer's Trojans and Grecians Fought . Notes for div A63046-e2740 * Sal Volatile . * 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 . Notes for div A63046-e11850 * Epistle concerning Poetry . † Mourning Muse. † But what if this was designed for Compliment ? The Complainants having had my Slavish sense and Caution at their Service , when very much Wanted . * ●a●r against 〈◊〉 .