Apothegms NEW AND OLD. COLLECTED BY THE RIGHT HONOURABLE, Francis LO. VERULAM, Viscount St. ALBAN.  
LONDON, Printed for Hanna Barret, and Richard Whittaker, and are to be sold at the King's Head in Paul's Churchyard. 1625.   

Apothegms new and old.  
IVlius Caesar, did write a Collection of Apothegms, as appears in an Epistle of Cicero. I need say no more, for the worth, of a Writing, of that nature. It is pity his Book is lost: for I imagine, they were collected, with judgement, and Choice: whereas that of Plutarch, and Stobaeus, and much more, the Modern ones, draw much of the dregs. Certainly, they are of excellent use. They are, Mucrones Verborum, Pointed Speeches. Cicero prettily calls them, Salinas, Salt pits; that you may extract salt out of, and sprinkle it, where you will. They serve, to be interlaced, in continued Speech. They serve, to be recited, upon occasion of themselves. They serve, if you take out the kernel of them, and make them your own. I have, for my recreation, in my sickness, fanned the Old; Not omitting any, because they are vulgar; (for many vulgar ones are excellent good;) Nor for the meanness of the Person; but because they are dull, and flat: And added many New, that otherwise would have died.  
1. WHEN Queen Elizabeth had advanced Ralegh, she was one day playing on the virginals, and my Lo. of Oxford, & another Nobleman, stood by. It fell out so, that the Ledge, before the jacks, was taken away, so as the jacks were seen: My Lo. of Oxford, and the other Nobleman smiled, and a little whispered: The Queen marked it, and would needs know, What the matter was? My Lo. of Oxford answered; That they smiled, to see, that when jacks went up, Heads went down.  
2. Henry the fourth of France, his Queen was great with Child. Count Soi●…ons, that had his expectation upon the Crown; when it was twice or thrice thought, that the Queen was with Child before, said to foam of his Friends; That it was but with a pillow. This had some ways come to the King's ear, who kept it till when the Queen waxed great; called the Count of Soissons to him, and said, laying his hand upon the Queen's belly; Come Cousin, it is no pillow. Yes, Sir, (answered the Count of Soissons) it is a pillow, for all France to sleep upon.  
3. There was a conference in Parliament, between the Upper House, & the Lower, about a Bill of Accountants, which came down, from the Lords, to the Commons: which Bill prayed, that the Lands of Accountants, whereof they were seized, when they entered upon their Office, might be liable to their Arrears, to the Queen. But the Commons desired, that the Bill might not look back, to Accountants that were already, but extend only to Accountanes hereafter. But the Lo. Threasurer said: Why, I pray, if you had lost your purse, by the way, would you look forwards, or would you look back? The Queen hath lost her purse.  
4. Queen Elizabeth, the morrow of her Coronation, went to the Chapel; and in the great chamber, Sir john Rainsford, set on by wiser Men, (A Knight that had the liberty of a Buffone) besought the Queen aloud; That now, this good time, when prisoners were delivered, four prisoners, amongst the rest, might likewise have their liberty, who were like enough, to be kept still in hold. The Queen asked; Who they were? And he said; Matthew, Mark, Luke, & john; who had long been imprisoned, in the Latin tongue; and now he desired, they might go abroad, among the people, in English. The Queen answered, with a grave countenance; It were good (Rainsford) they were spoken with themselves, to know of them, whether they would be set at liberty?  
5. The Lo. Keeper, Sir Nicholas Bacon, was asked his opinion, by Queen Elizabeth, of one of these Monopoly Licences; And he answered; Will you have me speak truth, Madam? Licentiâ omnes deteriores sumus. We are all the worse for a Licence.  
6. Pace, the bitter Fool, was not suffered to come at the Queen, because of his bitter humour. Yet at one time, some persuaded the Queen, that he should come to her, undertaking for him, that he should keep compass. So he was brought to her, and the Queen said; Come on Pace, now we shall bear of our faults. Saith Pace; I do not use to talk of that, that all the Town talks of.  
7. My Lo. of Essex, at the succour of Rhoan, made 24. Knights; which at that time was a great matter. Divers of those Gentlemen, were of weak and small means; which when Queen Elizabeth heard, she said; My Lorenzo might have done well, to have built his Almshouse, before he made his Knights.  
8. A great Officer in France, was in danger to have lost his place. But his wife, by her suit, and means making, made his peace: whereupon a pleasant Fellow said; That he had been crushed, but that he saved himself upon his horns.  
9 Queen Anne Bullen, at the time, when she was led to be beheaded, in the Tower, called one of the King's Privy Chamber to her, and said to him; Commend me to the King, and tell him, he is constant in his course of advancing me. From a private Gentlewoman, he made me a Marquis; and from a Marquis, a Queen; and now he had left no higher degree of earthly honour, he hath made me a Martyr.  
10. Bishop Latimer said, in a Sermon, at Court; That he heard great speech, that the King was poor, and many ways were propounded to make him rich: For his part, he had thought of one way, which was; That they should help the King to some good office, for all his Officers were rich.  
11. Caesar Borgia, after long division, between him and the Lords of Romagna, fell to accord with them. In this accord, there was an Article, that he should not call them, at any time, all together, in person: The meaning was, that knowing his dangerous nature If he meant them treason, some one might be free, to revenge the rest. Nevertheless, he did with such art, and fair usage, win their confidence, that he brought them all together to Counsel at Sinigalia, where he mur●…her'd them all. This Act, when it was related unto Pope Alexander his Father, by a Cardinal, as a thing happy, but very perfidious, the Pope said; It was they, that had broke their Covenant first, in coming all together.  
12. Pope julius the third, when he was made Pope, gave his Hat unto a youth, a Favourite of his, with great scandal. Whereupon, at one time a Cardinal, tha●… might be fre●… with him, said modestly to him; What did your Holiness see in that young man, to make him Cardinal? julius' answered, What did you see in me, to make me Pope?  
13. The same julius, upon like occasion of speech, why he should bear so great affection to the same young Man, would say; That he had found by Astrology, that it was the youth's Destiny, to be a Great Prelate; which was impossible, except himself were Pope; And therefore, that he did raise him, as the Driver on of his own Fortune.  
14 Sir Thomas Moor had only Daughters, at the first; And his Wife did ever pray for a Boy: At last he had a Boy; which after, at Man's years, proved simple. Sir Thomas said to his Wife; Thou prayedst so long for a Boy, that he will be a Boy, as long as he lives.  
15. Sir Thomas Moor, the day he was beheaded, had a Barber sent to him, because his hair was long, which was thought, would make him more commiserable, with the people. The Barber came to him, and asked him; Whether he would be pleased to be trimmed? In good faith honest fellow, (said Sir Thomas) the King and I have a suit for my Head, and till the Title be cleared, I will do no cost upon it.  
16. Stephen Gardiner Bishop of Winchester, a great Champion of the Papists, was wont to say of the Protestants, who ground upon the Scripture; That they were like Posts, that bring truth in their Letters, and lies in their Mouths.  
17. The Lacedæmonians were besieged by the Athenians, in the Fort of Peile; which was won, and some slain, and some taken. There was one said, to one of them that was taken, by way of scorn; Wer●… not they brave men, tha●… lost their lives at th●… Fort of Peile? He answered; Certainly a Persian Arrow 〈◊〉 much to be set by, if it can choose out a bra●… Man.  
18. After the Defeat of Cyrus the younger, Falinus was sent, by the King, to the Grecians, (who had, for their part, rather Victory, than otherwise,) to command them, to yield their Arms. Which when it was denied, Falinus said to Clearchus; Well then, the King lets you know, that if you remove from the place, where you are now encamped, it is war; if you stay, it is Truce; What shall I say, you will do? Clearchus' answered; It pleaseth us, as pleaseth the King. How is that? saith Falinus. Saith Clearchus; If we remove, War; if we stay, Truce. And so would not disclose his purpose.  
19 Clodius was acquit by a corrupt jury, that had palpably taken shares of money. Before they gave up their verdict, they prayed of the Senate a Guard, that they might do their Consciences freely; for Clodius was a very seditious young Nobleman. Whereupon, all the world gave him for condemned. But acquitted he was. Catulus the next day, seeing some of them, tha●… had acquitted him together, said to them; What made yo●… to ask of us a Guard Were you afraid you money should have bee●… taken from you?  
20. At the same judgement, Cicero gave i●… Evidence upon oath And the jury (which consisted of 57) passed against his Evidence. One day in the Senate, Cicero and Clodius being in altercation, Clodius upbraided him, and said; The jury gave you no credit. Cicero answered; Five and twenty gave me credit; but there were two and thirty, that gave you no credit, for they had their money aforehand.  
21. Many men, especially such as affect gravity, have a manner, after other men's speech, to shake their heads. Sir Lionel Cranfield would say; That it was, as Men shake a Bottle, to see if there were any wit in their Head, or no.  
22. Sir Thomas Moor, who was a man, in all his life time, that had an excellent ●…eine in jesting) at ●…he very instant of ●…s Death, having a ●…cttie long Beard, af●…er his Head was upon the Block, lift it up again, and gently ●…rew his Beard aside, ●…nd said; This hath ●…ot offended the King  
23. Sir Thomas Moor had sent him, by a Suitor in the Chancery, two silver Flagons. When they were presented by the Gentleman's servant, he said to one of his Men; Have him to the Cellar and let him have of my best wine. And turning to the Servant said; Tell thy Master Friend, if he like it, le●… him not spare it.  
24. Diogenes having seen that the Kingdom of Macedon, which before was contemptible & low, began to come aloft, when he died, was asked; How he would be buried? He answered; With my face downward; for within a while, the world will be turned upside down, and then I shall lie right.  
25. Cato the Elder was wont to say; That the Romans were like sheep: A man were better drive a flock of them, than one of them.  
26. Themistocles, in his lower Fortune, was in love with a young Gentleman, who scorned him. When he grew to his Greatness, which was soon after, he sought to him: But Themistocles said; We are both grown wise, but too late.  
27. Demonax the Philosopher, when he died, was asked touching his burial. He answered, Never take care for burying me, for stink will bury me. He that asked him, said again; Why, would you have your body left to Dogs and Ravens to feed upon? Demonax answered; Why, what great hurt is it, if having sought to do good, when I lived, to Men; my body do some good to beasts, when I am dead?  
28. jack Roberts was desired by his Tailor, when the reckoning grew somewhat high, to have a Bill of his hand. Robert's said; I am content, but you must let no man know it. When the Tailor brought him the Bill, he tore●…t it, as in choler, and said to him; You use me not well; you promised me no body should know it, and here you have put in; Be it known to all men by these presents.  
29. When Lycurgus was to reform and alter the state of Sparta, in the Consultation, one advised, That it should be reduced to an absolute Popular Equality. But Lycurgus said to him; Sir, begin it in your own House.  
30. Phocyon, the Athenian, (a Man of great severity, and no ways flexible to the will of the People) one day, when he spoke to the People, in one part of his speech, was applauded: Whereupon, he turned to one of his Friends, and asked; What have I said amiss?  
31. Sir Walter Ralegh was wont to say, of the Ladies of Queen Elizabeth's Privie-chamber, and Bedchamber; That they were like Witches; they could do hurt, but they could do no good.  
32. Bion, that was an Atheist, was showed in a Port-Citie, in a Temple of Neptune, many Tables or Pictures, of such, as had in tempests, made their vows to Neptune, and were saved from shipwreck; and was asked; How say you now, do you not acknowledge the power of the Gods? But he said; Yes, but where are they painted, that have been drowned after their vows?  
33. Bias was sailing, and there fell out a great Tempest, and the Mariners, that were wicked and dissolute Fellows, called upon the Gods But Bias said to them; Peace, let them not know ye are here.  
34. Bion was wont to say; That Socrates, of all the lovers of Alcibiades, only held him by the ears.  
35. There was a Minister deprived for inconformity: who said to some of his Friends; That if they deprived him, it should cost an hundred men's lives. The Party understood it, as if, being a turbulent Fellow, he would have moved sedition, and complained of him. Whereupon, being convented, and appo said upon that speech, he said; His meaning was, that if he lost his Benefice, he would practise Physic; and then he thought he should kill an hundred Men, in time.  
36. Michael Angelo, the famous Painter, painting in the Pope's Chapel, the Portraiture of Hell, and damned Souls, made one of the damned Souls so like a Cardinal, that was his enemy, as every body, at first sight, knew it: Whereupon the Cardinal complained to Pope Clement, desiring it might be defaced; who said to him; Why, you know very well, I have power to deliver a soul out of Purgatory, but not out of Hell.  
37. There was a Philosopher about Tiberius, that looking into the nature of Caius, said of him; That he was Mire mingled with Blood.  
38. Alcibiades came to Pericles, and stayed a while, ere he was admitted. When he came in, Pericles civilly excused it, and said; I was studying, how to give my account. But Alcibiades said to him; If you will be ruled by me, study rather, how to give no account.  
39 Cicero was at dinner, where there was an ancient Lady, that spoke of her years, and said; She was but forty years old. One that sat by Cicero, rounded him in the care, and said; She talks of forty years old, and she is far more, out of question Cicero answered him again; I must believe her, for I have heard her say so, any time, these ten years.  
40. Pope Adrian the sixth wastalking with the Duke of Sesa, That Pasquil gave great scandal, and that he would have him thrown into the river. But Sesa answered; Do it not (holy Father) for then he will turn Frog; and whereas now he chants but by day, he will then chant both by day and night.  
41. There was a Soldier, that vaunted before julius Caesar, of hurts he had received in his face. julius Caesar knowing him be a Coward, told him; You were best take beed, next time you r●…nne away, how you look back.  
42. There was a Bishop, that was somewhat a delicate Person, and bathed twice a day. A Friend of his said to him; My Lord, why do you bathe twice a day? The Bishop answered; Because I cannot conveniently bathe thrice.  
43. Mendoza, that was Viceroy of Peru, was wont to say; That the Government of Peru, was the best place that the King of Spain gave, save that it was somewhat too near Madrid.  
44. Secretary Bournes son kept a Gentleman's Wife in Shropshire, who lived from her Husband with him. When he was weary of her, he caused her Husband to be dealt with, to take her home, and offered him 500 pounds for reparation. The Gentleman went to Sir Henry Sidney, to take his advice upon this offer; telling him; That his wife promised now a new life; and to tell him truth, 500 pounds would come well with him; and beside, that sometimes he wanted a woman in his bed. By my troth, (said Sir Henry Sidney) take her home, and take the money, and then, whereas other Cuckolds wear their horns plain, you may wear yours gilt.  
45. There was a Gentleman in Italy, that wrote to a great Friend of his, upon his Advancement to be Cardinal; That he was very glad of his advancement, for the Cardinals own sake: but he was sorry, that himself had lost so good a Frend.  
46. When Rabelais lay on his Death bed, and they gave him the Extreme Unction, a familiar Friend of his came to him afterwards, and asked him; How he did? Rabelais answered; Even going my journey, they have greased my boots already.  
47. There was a King of Hungary took a Bishop in battle, and kept him prisoner. Whereupon the Pope writ a monitory to him, for that he had broken the Privilege of Holy Church, and taken his Son. The King sent an Embassage to him, and sen●… withal the Armour, wherein the Bishop was taken, and this only in writing Vide, num haec sit vestis filij t●…?  
48. There was a Suitor to Vespasian, who to lay his Suit fairer, said; It was for his Brother: whereas indeed it was for a piece of money. Some about Vespasian, to cross him, told the Emperor, That the Party, his Servant spoke for, was not his Brother, but that it was upon a bargain. Vespasian se●…t for the Party interessed, and asked him; Whether his Mean was his Brother, or no? He durst not tell untruth to the Emperor, and confessed; That he●… was not his Brother Whereupon, the Emperor said; This do fetch me the money, and you shall have your sut●… dispatched. Which h●… did. The Courtier which was the. Mean, solicited Vespasian, soon after, about his Suit: Why (saith Vespasian) I gave it, last day, to a Brother of mine.  
49. When Vespasian passed from jury, to take upon him the Empire, he went by Alexandria, where remained two famous Philosophers, Apollonius, & Euphrates. The Emperor heard them discourse, touching matter of State, in the presence of many. And when he was weary of them, he broke off, and in a secret derision, finding their Discourses but Speculative, and not to be●… put in practice, said; Oh, that I might govern wise men, and wise men govern me.  
50. Cardinal Ximenes, upon a muster which was taken against the Moors, was spoken to by a Servant of his, to stand a little out of the smoke of the Harquebus: But he said again; That that was his Incense.  
51. Vespasian asked of Apollonius; What was the cause of Nero's ruin? who answered; Nero could tune the Harp well; but in Government, he did always wind up the strings too high, or let them down too low.  
52. Mr. Bromley Solicitor, giving in Evidence for a Deed which was impeached to be fraudulent, was urged by the Counsel on the other side, with this presumption: That in two former suits, when Title was made, that Deed was passed over in silence, and some other Conveyance stood upon. Mr. justice Catyline, taking in with that side, asked the Solicitor; I pray thee, Mr. Solicitor, let me ask you a familiar question: I have two Geldings in my stable, and I have divers times business of importance, and still I send forth one of my Geldings, and not the other; would you not think I set him aside for a jade? No, my Lord, (saith Bromley) I would think you spared him for your own saddle.  
53. Alonso Cartillio was informed by his Steward, of the greatness of his expense, being such as he could not hold out with. The Bishop asked him; Wherein it chiefly rose? His Steward told him; In the multitude of his servants. The Bishop bade him make a note of those that were necessary, and those that might be put off. Which he did. And the Bishop taking occasion to read it, before most of his servants, said to his Steward; Well, let these remain, because I need them; and these other, because they need me.  
54. Queen Elizabeth was wont to say upon the Commission of Sales; That the Commissioners used her like strawberry wives, that laid two or threo great strawberries at the mouth of their pot, and all the rest were little ones: So they made her two or three good prices of the first particulars, but fell straightways.  
55. Queen Elizabeth was wont to say of her instructions to great Officers; That they were like to garments, strait at the first putting on, but did by and by wear loose enough.  
56. Mr. Marburie the Preacher would say; That God was fain to deal with wicked men, as men do with frisking jades in a pasture, that cannot take them up, till they get them at a gate: So wicked men will not be taken up, till the bower of death.  
57 Thales, as he looked upon the stars, fell into the water: Whereupon, it was after said; That if he had looked into the water, he might have seen the stars; but looking up to the stars, he could not see the water.  
58. The Book of Deposing Richard the second, and the coming in of Henry the fourth, supposed to be written by Dr. Hayward, who was committed to the Tower for it, had much incensed Q. Elizabeth. And she asked Mr. Bacon, being then of her learned Counsel; Whether there were no treason contained in it? Mr. Bacon intending to do him a pleasure, and to take off the Queen's bitterness with a jest, answered; No Madam, for treason, I cannot deliver opinion, that there is any, but very much felony. The Queen apprehending it gladly, asked; How, and wherein? Mr. Bacon answered; Because he had stolen many of his sentences and conceits, out of Cornelius Tacitus.  
59 Mr. Popham, when he was Speaker, and the Lower House had sat long, and done in effect nothing; coming one day to Queen Elizabeth, she said to him; Now, Mr. Speaker, what hath passed in the Lower House? He answered; If it please your Majesty, seven weeks.  
60. Pope Xystus the fifth, who was a pooremansson, & his father's house ill-thatched, so that the Sun came in, in many places, would sport with his ignobility, & say; He was, Nato di Casa illustre: Son of an illustrious House.  
61. When the King of Spain conquered Portugal, he gave special charge to his Lieutenant, that the Soldiers should not spoil, lest he should alienate the hearts of the people. The Army also suffered much scarcity of victual. Whereupon, the Spanish Soldiers would afterwards say: That they had won the King a Kingdom, ●…s the Kingdom of Heaven useth to be won; 〈◊〉 fasting, and abstainning from tha●…, that is another man's.  
62. Cicero married his Daughter to Dolabella; th●… hold Caesar's pattie: Pompey had married julia, ●…at wa●… Caesar's Daughter. After, when Caesar and Pompey took Arms one against the other; and Pompey had passed the seas, and Caesar possessed Italy, Cicero stayed somewhat long in Italy, but at last sailed over to join with Pompey: who when he came unto him, Pompey said; You are welcome; but where left you your Son in Law? Cicero answered; With your Father in law.  
63. Nero was wont to say of his Master Seneca; That his style was like mortar of sand without lime.  
64. Sir Henry Wotton used to say; That Critics are like Brushers of Nobleman's clothes.  
65. Queen Elizabeth, being to resolve upon a great Officer, and being by some, that canvased for others, put in some doubt of that person, whom she meant to advance, called for Mr. Bacon, and told him; She was like one with a lantern, seeking a man: and seemed unsarisfied, in the choice she had of men for that place. Mr. Bacon answered her; That he had heard, that in old time, there was usually painted on the Church walls, the Day of Doom, and God sitting in judgement, and Saint Michael by him, with apaire, of balance, and the soul, and the good deeds in the one balance, and the faults and the evil deeds in the other; and the soul's balance went up far too light: Then was our Lady painted with a great pair of beads, casting them into the light balance, to make up the weight: So (he said) place and authority, which were in her hands to give, were like our Lady's beads, which though Men, through divers imperfections, were too light before, yet when they were cast in, made weight competent.  
66. Mr. Savill was asked, by my Lo. of Essex, his opinion touching Poets; who answered my Lo. He thought them the best writers, next to those that write prose.  
67. Mr. Mason of Trinity College, sent his Pupil to another of the Fellows, to borrow a book of him: who told him; I am loath to lend my books out of my chamber; but if it please thy Tutor, to come and read upon it in my chamber, he shall, as long as he will. It was Winter: and some days after, the same Fellow sent to Mr. ●…son, to borrow his bellowes. But Mr. Mason said to his Pupil; I am loath to lend my bellowes out of my chamber; but if thy Tutor would come, and blow the fire in my chamber, he shall, as long as he will.  
68 Nero did cut a youth, as if he would have transformed him into a woman, & called him Wife. There was a Senator of Rome, that said secretly to his Friend; It was pity Nero's father had not such a wife.  
69. Galba succeeded Nero, and his age being much despised, there was much licence and confusion in Rome. Whereupon, a Senator said in full Senate; It were better live where nothing is lawful, then where all things are lawful.  
70. In Flaunders, by accident, a Flemish Tiler, fell from the top of a house upon a Spaniard, and killed him, though he escaped himself. The next of the blood prosecuted his death with great violence against the Tiler. And when he was offered pecuniary recompense, nothing would serve him, but Lex Talionis. Whereupon the judge said to him; That if he did urge that kind of sentence, it must be, that he should go up to the top of the house, and thence fall down upon the Tiler.  
71. Queen Elizabeth was dilatory enough in suits, of her own nature: And the Lo. Threasurer Burleigh, to feed her humour, would say to her; Madam, you do well to let Suitors stay; for I shall tell you, Bis dat, qui citò dat; If you grant them speedily, they will come again the sooner.  
72. They feign a tale of Sixtus Quintus, that after his death he went to Hell; And the Porter of Hell said to him; You have some reason to offer yourself to this place; but yet I have order not to receive you: you have a place of your own, Purgatory, you may go thither. So he went away, & sought Purgatory a great while, & could find no such place. Upon that he took heart, and went to Heau●… and knocked, and 〈◊〉 Peter asked; Who w●… there? He said; Sixtus Pope. Whereunto St. Peter said; Why do you knock? you have the keys. Sixtus answered; It is true, but it is so long since they were given, as I doubt the wards of the lock be altered.  
73. Charles King of Swede, a great enemy of the Jesuits, when he took any of their Colleges, he would hang the old Jesuits, and put the young to his Mines, saying; That since they wrought so hard above ground, he would try how they could work underground.  
74. In Chancery, one time, when the Counsel of the Parties set forth the Bundaries of the land in question, by the Plot: And the Counsel of one part said; We lie on this side, my Lo. And the Counsel on the other part said; We lie on this side: The Lo. chancellor Hatton stood up, and said; If you lie on both sides, whom will you have me to believe?  
75. Vespasian, and Titus his eldest Son, were both absent from Rome, when the Empire was cast upon him. Domitian his younger Son was at Rome, who took upon him the Affairs: And being of a turbulent spirit, made many changes, and displaced divers Officers, and Governors of Provinces, sending them Successors: So when Vespasian came to Rome, and Domitian came into his presence, Vespasian said to him; Son, I looked when you would have sent me a Successor.  
76. Sir Amice Pawlet, when he saw too much haste made in any matter, was wont to say; Stay a while, that we may make an end the sooner.  
77. The Deputies of the reformed Religion, after the Massacre, which was upon St. Bartholomewes' day, treated with the King and Queen-mother, and some other of the Counsel, for a peace. Both sides were agreed upon the Articles. The Question was, upon the security of performance. After some particulars propounded and rejected, the Queen-mother said; Why, is not the word of a King sufficient security? One of the Deputies answered; No, by St. Bartholomew, Madam.  
78. When the Archduke did raise his siege from Grave, the then Secretary came to Queen Elizabeth; and the Queen having intelligence first, said to the Secretary; Wot you what? The Archduke is risen from the Grave. He answered; What without the Trumpet of the Archangel? The Queen replied; Yes, without sound of Trumpet.  
79. Francis the first, used for his pleasure, sometimes to go disguised. So walking one day, in the company of the Cardinal of Borbon, near Paris, he met a Peasant, with a new pair of shoes upon his arm. So he called him to him, and said; By our Lady, these be good shoes, what did they cost thee? The Peasant said; Guess. The King said; I think some five Souls. Saith the Peasant; You have lied but a Carolois. What Villain (saith the Cardinal of Bourbon) thou art dead: It is the King. The Peasant replied; The Devil take him, of you and me, that knew so much.  
80. There was a conspiracy against the Emperor Claudius, by Scribonianus, examined in the Senate; where Claudius' sa●… in his chair, and one of his Freed-Seruants stood at the back of his chair. In the examination, that Freed Servant, who had much power with Claudius, very saucily had almost all the words; and amongst other things, he asked in scorn, one of the Examinats, who was likewise Freed Servant of Scribonianus; I pray, Sir, if Scribonianus had been Emperor, what would you have done? He answered; I would have stood behind his chair, and held my peace.  
81. Dionysius the Tyrant, after he was deposed, and brought to Corinth, kept a school. Many used to visit him, and amongst others, one, when he came in, opened his mantle, and shook his clothes, thinking to give Dionysius a gentle scorn; because it was the manner to do so, for them that came in to him, while he was Tyrant. But Dionysius said to him; I pray thee do so rather when thou goest out, that we may see thou stealest nothing away.  
82. Hannibal said of Fabius Maximus, and of Marcellus (whereof the Former waited upon him, that he could make no progress; and the Latter had many sharp fights with him;) That he feared Fabius, like a Tutor; and Marcellus, like an Enemy.  
83. Diogenes, one terrible frosty morning, came into the Market Place, and stood naked quaking, to show his Tollerancie. Many of the people came about him, pitying him. Plato passing by, and knowing he did it to be seen, said to the people, as he went by; If you pity him indeed, leave him alone.  
84. Sackford, Master of the Requests to Queen Elizabeth, had divers times moved for audience, & been put off. At last he came to the Queen in a progress, and had on a new pair of boots. When he came in, the Queen said to him; Fie Sloven, thy new Boots stink. Madam, (said he) it is not my new Boots that stink, but it is the stale Bills that I have kept so long.  
85. One was saying; That his great Grandfather, and Grand father, and Father, died at sea. Said another that heard him; And I were as you, I would never come at Sea. Why (saith he) where did your great Grandfather, & Grandfather, and Father die? He answered; Where, but in their Beds? Saith the other; And I were as you, I would ●…er come in Bed.  
86. Arist ppus was 〈◊〉 Suitor to Dionysius, for somewhat, who would give no ear to his Suit. Aristippus fell at his feet: Then Dionysius granted it. One that stood by, said afterwards to Aristippus; You a Philosopher, and to be sabase, as to throw your self at the Tyrant's feet, to get a Suit? Aristippus answered; The fault is not mine, but the fault is in Dionysius, that carries his cares in his feet.  
87. There was a young man in Rome, that was very like Augustus Caesar Augustus took knowledge of it, and ●…enr for the Man, and asked him; Was your Mother never at Rome? He answered; No, Sir, but my Father was.  
88 A Physician advised his Patient, that had sore eyes, that he should abstain from wine. But the Patient said; I think rather, Sir, from wine and water; for I have aften marked it; in blear eyes, and I have seen water come forth, but never wine.  
89. When Sir Thomas Moor was Lo. chancellor, he did use, at Mass, to sit in the Chancel; and his Lady in a Pew. And because the Pew stood out of sight, his Gentleman-usher, ever after Service, came to the Ladies Pew, and said; Madam, my Lo. is gone. So when the Chancellers place was taken from him, the next time they went to Church, Sir Thomas himself came to his Lady's Pew, and said; Madam, my Lo. is gone.  
90. At an Act of the Commencement, the Answerer gave for his Question; That an Aristoaracie was better than a Monarchy. The Replyer, who was a dissolute Fellow, did tax him; That being a private bred Man, be would give a Question of State. The Answerer said; That the Replyer did much wrong the priuiledg●… of Seh●…ers; who would be much 〈◊〉 if they should give Questions of nothing, but such things wherein they are practised. And added; We have heard yourself dispute of virtue, which no man will say, you put much its practice.  
91. There was a dispute, whether great heads or little heads had the better wit? And one said; It must needs be the little. For it is a Maxim: Omne maius continet in se minus.  
92. Solon, when he wept for his Son's death, and one said to him; Weep will not help: answered, A●…s, therefore I weep, because weeping will not help.  
93. Solon being asked; Whether bee had given the Athenians the best Laws? answered; Yes, the best of those that they would have received.  
94. One said to Aristippus; It is a strange thing, why should men rather give to the poor, then to Philosophers. He answered; Because, they think themselves may sooner come to be poor, then to be Philosophers.  
95. Alexander used to say of his two Friends, Craterus and Hephestion; That Hephestion loved Alexander, and Craterus loved the King.  
96. It fell out so, that as Livia went abroad in Rome, there met her naked young Men, that were sporting in the streets: Which Augustus was about severely to punish in them: But Livia spoke for them, and said; It was no more to chaste women, than so many statuas.  
97. Alonso of Arragon was wont to say, in commendation of Age, that Age appeared to be best in ●…oure things; Old wood best to burn; Old wine to drink; Old Friends to trust; and Old Authors to read.  
98. It was said of Augustus, & afterwards the like was said of Septimius Severus: Both which did infinite mischief in their beginnings, and infinite good towards their ends; That they should either never have been borne, or never died.  
99 Queen Isabella of Spain would say; Whosoever hath a good presence, and a good fashion, carries Letters of Recommendation.  
100 Traian would say of the vain jealousy of Princes, that seek to make away those that aspire to their Succession; That there was never King, that did put to death his Successor.  
101. When it was represented to Alexander, to the advantage of Antipater, who was a stern and imperious Man, that he only of all his Lieutenants, wore no Purple, but kept the Macedonian Habit of Black, Alexander said; Yes, but Antipater is all Purple within.  
102. Constantine the Great, in a kind of ●…nuie, himself being a great Builder, as Traian likewise was, would call Traian, Wall-flower, because his name was upon so many walls.  
103. Philip of Macedon was wished to banish one, for speaking ill of him: But Philip said; Better he speak where we are both known, then where we are both unknown.  
104. A Grecian Captain advising the Confederares, that were united against the L●…demonians, touching their Enterprise, gave opinion, that they should go directly upon Sparta, saying; That the state of Sparta was like Rivers; strong when they had run a great way, and weak towards their Head.  
105. Alonso of Arragon was wont to say of himself; That he was a great Necromancer, for that he used to ask Counsel of the Dead: meaning Books.  
106. I ●…llus entertained Pompey, in one of ●…is magnificent house: Pompey said; This is a marvelous fair and stately house for the Summer, but, 〈◊〉 thinks, it should be 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 for the Winter's Lugullus answered; Do you not thinks me as wise as divers Fowl are, to remove with the season?  
107. Plato entertained some of his Friends at a Dinner, and had in the Chamber, a Bed or Couch, nearly and costly furnished. Diogenes came in, and got up upon the Bed, and trampled upon it, and said; I trample upon the pride of Plato. Plato mildly answered; But with greater pride.  
108. One was examined, upon certain scandalous words spoken against the King. He confessed them, and said; It is true, I spoke them, and if the wine had not failed, I had said much more.  
109. Pompey being Commissioner, for sending grain to Rome, in time of Dearth, when he came to the sea, he found it very tempestuous & dangerous; Insomuch as those about him, advised him by no means to embark. But Pompey said; It is of necessity that I go, not that I live.  
110. Traian would say, That the King's Exchequer was like the Spleen; for when that did swell, the whole Body did pine.  
111. Charles the Bald allowed one, whose name was Scottus, to sit at the Table with him, for his pleasure Scottus sat on the other side of the Table. One time the King being merry with him, said to him; What is there between Scot and Sot? Scottus answered; The table only.  
112. Ethelwold, Bishop of Winchester, in a famine, sold all the rich Vessels and Ornaments of the Church, to relieve the poor with bread: and said; There was no reason, that the dead Temples of God should be sumptuously furnished, and the living Temples suffer penury.  
113. There was a Marriage made between a Widow of great wealth, and a Gentleman of great House, that had no estate or means. jack Roberts said; That Marriage was like a black pudding; the one brought Bloed, and the other brought Suet and Oatmcale.  
114. Demosthenes was upbraided by Aeschines, that his speeches did smell of the Lamp. But Demosthenes said; Indeed there is a great difference, between that that you and I do by Lampe-light.  
115. Demades the Orator, in his age was talkative, and would eat hard. An●…ipater would say of him; That he was like a Sacrifice, that nothing was left of it, but the Tongue & the Paunch.  
116. When King Edward the second was amongst his Torturers, who hurried him too and fro, that no man should know where he was, they set him down upon a Bank; And one time the more to disguise his face, shaved him, and washed him, with cold water of a ditch by: The King said; Well yet, I will have warm water for my Beard. And so shed abundance of Tears.  
117 The Turk made an Expedition into Persia, and because of the straight jaws of the Mountains of Armenia, the Bassa's consulted which way they should get in. Says a natural Fool that stood by: Here's much ado how you should get in, but I hear no Body take care, how you should get out.  
118. Sir Thomas Moor, when the Counsel of the Party pressed him for a longer day, said; Take St. Barnabies' day, which is the longest day in the year. Now St. Barnabies' day was within few days following.  
119. One of the Fathers saith; That there is but this difference between the death of old men and young men; that old men go to death, and death comes to young Men.  
120. Philo judaeus saith; That the Sense is like the Sun: Far the Sun seals up the Globe of Heaven, and opens the Globe of Earth: So the Sense doth obscure heavenly things, & reveal earthly things.  
121. Cassius, after the defeat of Crassus, by the Parthians, whose weapons were chiefly Arrows,, fled to the City of ●…rras, where he durst not stay any 〈◊〉, doubting to be pursued, & besieged. 〈◊〉 had with him an ginger, who said to him; Sir, I would not have you go hence, while the Moon is in the sign of Scorpic. Cassius answered; I am more afraid, of that of sagittary.  
122. Alexander, after the Battle of Gramcum, had very great Offers made him by Darius. Consulting with his Captains, concerning them, Parmenio said; Sure, I would accept of these offers, if I were as Alexander. Alexander answered; So would I, if I were as Parmenio.  
123. Alexander was wont to say; He knew he was mortal by two things, Sleep, and Lust.  
124. Augustus Caesar was invited to supper, by one of his old Friends, that had conversed with him, in his less Fortunes, and had but ordinary entertainment. Whereupon, at his going, he said; I did not know, that you and I were so familiar.  
125. Augustus Caesar would say; That he wondered, that Alexander feared he should want work, having no more to conquer: As if it were not as hard a matterto keep, as to conquer.  
126. Antigonus, when it was told him, that the enemy had such volleys of arrows, that they did hide the Sun, said; That falls out well, for it is hot wether, and we shall fight in the shade.  
127. Augustus Caesar 〈◊〉 write to Livia, who was over-sensible of some ill words that had been spoken of them both; Let it not trouble you, my Livia, if any man speak ill of us, for we have enough, that no man can do ill unto us.  
128. Chilon said; That King's Friends and Favourites were like Casting Counters, that sometimes stood for one, sometimes for ten, sometimes for a hundred.  
129. Theodosius, when he was pressed by a Suitor, and denied him, the Suitor said; Why, Sir, you promised it. He answered; I said it, but I did not promise it, if it be unjust.  
130. Agathocles, after he had taken Syracuse, the men whereof, during the Siege, had in a bravery, spoken of him all the villainy that might be, sold the Syracusans for slaves, and said; Now if you use such words of me, I will tell your Masters of you.  
131. Dionysius the Elder, when he saw his Son, in many things 〈◊〉 inordinate, said to him; Did you ever know me 〈◊〉 such things 〈◊〉 His Sonn●… answered, No, but you had not a Tyrant to your Father: The Father replied; No, 〈◊〉 you, if you take these courses, will have 〈◊〉 Tyrant to your Son.  
132. calisthenes the Philosopher, that followed Alexander's Court, and hated the King, was asked by one; How one should 〈◊〉 the famousest 〈◊〉 in the world? And answered; By taking away him that is.  
133. Sir Edward Coke was wont to say, when a great Man came to Dinner to him, and gave him no knowledge of his coming; Well, since you sent me no word of your coming, you shall dine with me but if I had known of your coming, I would have dined with you.  
134. The Romans, when they spoke to the people, were wont to call them; Ye Romans. When Commanders in War spoke to their Army, they, called them; My Soldiers. There was a Mucinie in Caesar's Army, and somewhat the Soldiers would have had, but they would not declare themselves in it: Only they demanded, a Dimission or discharge, though with no intention it should be granted: But knowing that Caesar had, at that time, great need of their service, thought by that means, to wrench him to their other desires. Whereupon, with one try, they asked Dimission. But Caesar, after silence made, said; I, for my 〈◊〉, ye Romans: which admitied them 〈◊〉 be dismissed: Which voice they had no sooner heard, but they mutined again, 〈◊〉 would not suffer 〈◊〉 to go on, until 〈◊〉 had called them by the name of Soldiers. And so, with 〈◊〉 word, 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 the 〈◊〉.  
135. Caesar would say of Sylla, for that he did resign his Dictatourship; That he was ignorant of letters, he could not dictate.  
136. Seneca said of Caesar; That he did quickly sheathe the sword, but never laid it off.  
137. Diogenes begging as divers Philosophers then used, did beg more of a prodi●…ll man, then of the test that were present: Whereupon one said 〈◊〉 him; See your baseness, that when you ●…de a liberal mind, you will take most of. No, (said Diogenes) but I mean to beg of the rest again.  
138. jason the Thessalian was wont to say; That some things must be done unjustly, that many things may be done justly.  
139. Sir Nicholas Bacon being Keeper of the Seal, when Queen Elizabeth, in progress, came to his house at Redgrave, and said to him; My Lorenzo what a little house have you gotten? said, Madam, my house is well, but it is you that 〈◊〉 made me too great 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 house.  
140. ●…mistocles, when 〈◊〉 Ambassador from 〈◊〉 mean State did 〈◊〉 great matters, 〈◊〉 to him; Friend, 〈◊〉 words would re●… a City.  
141. Agesilaus, when one told him there was one did excellently counterfeit a Nightingale, and would have had him hear him, said; Why, I have heard the Nightingale herself.  
142. A great Nobleman, upon the complaint of a Servant of his, laid a Citizen by the heels, thinking to bend him to his Servant's desire. But the Fellow being stubborn, the Servant came to his Lo. and told him; Your ●…op. I know, hath gone as far as well you may, but it works not, for yonder Fellow is more perverse than before. Said my Lo Let's forget him a while, and then he will remember himself.  
143. One came to a Cardinal in Rome, and told him; That he had brought his Lop. a dainty white Palfrey, but he fell lame by the way. Saith the Cardinal to him; ●…e tell thee what thou shalt do; Go to such a Cardinal, and such a Cardinal, (naming him some half a dozen Cardinals) and tell them as much; And so, whereas by thy horse, if he had been found, thou couldst have pleased but one, with thy lame borsethou mayest please half a dozen.  
144. Iphicrates the Athenian, in a Treaty that he had with the Lacedæmonians for peace, in which question was about security for observing the same, said; The Athenians would not accept of any Security, except the Lacedæmonians did yield up unto them those things, whereby it might be manifest, that they could not hurt them, if they would.  
145. Euripides would say of persons that were beautiful, and yet in some years; In fair bodies, not only the Spring is pleasant, but also the Autumn.  
146. After a great fight, there came to the Camp of consalvo the great Captain, a Gentleman proudly horsed and armed. Diego de Mendoza asked the great Captain; Who's this? Who answered; It is St Ermine, that never appears, but after a storm.  
147. There was a Captain sent to an Exploit by his General, with Forces that were not likely to achieve the Enterprise. The Captain said to him; Sir, appoint but half so many. Why? (saith the General.) The Captain answered; Because it is better fewer die then more.  
148. They would say of the Duke of Guise Henry, that had sold and oppignerated all his Patrimony, to suffice the great Donanues that he had made; That he was the greatest Usurer of France, because all his 〈◊〉 was in obligations.  
149. Croesus' said to Cambyses; That Peace was better than war; because in peace the Sons did bury their Fathers, but in wars, the Fathers did bury their Sons.  
150. There was an Harbinger had lodged a Gentleman in a very ill room, who expostulated with him somewhat rudely; But the Harbinger carelessly said; You will take pleasure in it, when you are out of it.  
151. There was a cursed ●…age, that his Master ●…hipt naked: And when he had been ●…hipt, would not put on his clothes: And when his Master had him, said to him; ●…ake them you, for they are the Hangman's fees.  
152. There was one that died greatly in debt. When it was reported in some company, where divers of his Creditors were, that he was dead, one began to say; In good faith, than he hath carried 500 Ducats of mine, with him, into the other world. And another of them said; And 200. of mine. And some others spoke of several sums of theirs. Whereupon, one that was amongst them, said; Well, I see how, that though a man ●…not carry any of his ●…wne with him into the 〈◊〉 world, yet he may carry other men's.  
153. Francis Caruajall, that was the great Captain of the Rebels of Peru, had often given the chase to Diego Centeno, a principal Commander of the Emperor's party. He was afterwards taken by the Emperor's Licutenant Gasca, and committed to the custody of Diego Centeno, who used him with all possible courtesy; Insomuch as Caruajall asked him; I pray, Sir, who are you, that use me with this courtesy? Centeno said; Do you not know Diego Centeno? ●…uajall answered; 〈◊〉 good faith, Sir, I ●…ue been so used to 〈◊〉 your back, as I ●…ew not your face.  
154. Caruajall, when he was drawn to exe●…tion, being foure●…ore and five years old, and laid upon the Hurdle, said; What? young in cradle, old in cradle?  
155. There is a Spanish Adage; Love without end, hath no end: Meaning, that if it were begun, not upon particular ends, it would last.  
156. Cato the Elder, being aged, buried his Wife, and married a young woman. His Son came to him, and said; Sir, what have I offended you, that you have brought Step mother into your 〈◊〉? The old Man answered; N●…y, quite ●…ntrarie, Son, thou ●…easest me so well, as I would be glad to have more such.  
157. Crassus' the Orator had a Fish, which the Romans called Murena, that he had made very tame, and fond of him. The Fish died, and Crassus wept for it. One day falling in contention with Domitius in the Senate, Domitius said; Foolish Crassus, you wept for your Murena. Crassus' replied; That's more than you did for both your wives.  
158. Philip, Alexander's Father, gave Sentence against a Prisoner, what time he was drowsy, and seemed 〈◊〉 give small attenti●…; The Prisoner, ●…er sentence was pro●…unced, said; I ap●…ale. The King somewhat stirred, said; 〈◊〉 whom do you ap●…ale? The Prisoner answered; From Philip when he gave no ●…are, to Philip when he shall give care.  
159. The same Philip maintained Argument with a Musician, in points of his Art, somewhat peremptorily. But the Musician said to him; God forbid, Sir, your Fortune were so hard, that you should know these things better than I.  
160. There was a Philosopher that disputed with Adrian the Emperor, and did it but weakly. One of his Friends that had been by, after wards 〈◊〉 to him; Me thinks you were no●… like yourself, last day, in Argument with the Emperor, I could have ●…swered better myself. Why, said the Philosopher, would you have me contend 〈◊〉 him that  
161. Diogenes was asked in a kind of scorn; What was the matter, that Philosophers haunted rich men, and not rich men Philosophers? He answered; Because the one knew what they wanted, the other did not.  
162. Demetrius' King of Macedon, had a petition offered him diucrse times by an old Woman, and still answered; He had no ●…sure. Whereupon, the woman said aloud; Why then give over to be King.  
163. The same Demetrius would, at times, r●…ro himself from business, and give himself wholly to pleasures. One day of those his retire, giving out that he was sick, his Father Antigonus came, on the sudden, to visit him, and met a fair dainty youth coming out of his Chamber, When Antigonus came in, Demetrius said; Sir, the fever left me right now. Antigonus replied; I think it was he that I met at the door.  
164. There was a Mer●… far in debt that died. His goods 〈◊〉 household stuff 〈◊〉 set forth to sale. 〈◊〉 was one that 〈◊〉 only a pillow, and said; This pillow sure is good to 〈◊〉 upon, since be could sleep that owed 〈◊〉 many debts.  
165. A Lover met his Lady in a close chair, she thinking to go unknown. He came and spoke to her. She asked him; How did you know me? He said; Because my wounds bled afresh. Alluding to the comen tradition, That the wounds of a body slain, in the presence of him that killed him, will bleed afresh.  
166. A Gentleman brought Music to his Lady's window, who hated him, and had warned him oft away: And when he persisted, she threw stones at him. Whereupon, a Friend of his, that was in his company, said to him; What greater honour can you have to your Music, than that stones come about you, as they did to Orpheus?  
167. Cato Maior would say.; That wise men learned more by Fools, than Fools by wise men.  
168. When it was said to Anaxagoras; The Athenians have condemned you to die. He said again; And Nature them.  
169. Demosthenes, when 〈◊〉 from the Bat●…, and that it wasre●…proached to him, 〈◊〉; That he that 〈◊〉 might fight again.  
170. Antalcidas, when an Athenian said to him; Ye Spartans are ●…learned: said again; True, for we, have learned, no evil, nor vice, of you.  
171. Alexander, when his Father wished him, to run, for the prize of the Race, at the Olympian Games, (for he was very swift) said; He would, if he might run with Kings.  
172. When Alexander passed into Asia, he gave large Donatives, to his Captains, and other principal Men of Virtue: In 〈◊〉 much, as Parmenio 〈◊〉 him; Sir, what do you keep, for yourself? He answered; Hope.  
173. Antigonus used oft ●…goe disguised, and listen at the Tents of his Soldiers: And at a time, heard some that spoke, very ill of him. Whereupon, he opened the Tent a little, and said to them If you will speak ill of me, you should go a little further off.  
174. Vespasian set a Tribute upon Urine. Titus his Son, emboldened himself; to speak to his Father of it; and represented it, as a thing indigne, and sordid. Vespasian said nothing for the time; but a while after, when it was forgotten, sent for a piece of Silver, out of the Tribute Money, and called to his Son, ●…ding him smell to it; and asked him; Whether he found any offence? Who said; No. Why lo (saith Vespasran again) and yet their comes out of Urine.  
175. There were two Gentlemen, otherwise of equal degree, save that the one, was of the ancienter house. The other, in courtesy, asked his Hand to kiss: which he gave him: And he kissed it: But said withal, to right himself, by way of Friendship; Well, I and you, against any two of them: Putting himself first.  
176. Nerua the Empe●…, succeeded Do●…, who was ay●…nicall; so as in his 〈◊〉, many noble ●…ouses, were ouer●…rowne, by false Ac●…tions; the Instru●…ents whereof, were ●…iefly, Marcellus and Regulus. The Emperor, one night, 〈◊〉, 〈◊〉, with some 〈◊〉 o●… seven: Amongst which, there was one, that was a dangerous Man, and began to take, the like courses, as Marcellus, and Regulus had done. The Emperor fell into discourse, of the Injustice, and Tyranny, of the former time, and by name, of the two Accusers, and said; What should we do with them, if we had them now? One of them, that were at supper, and was a free spoken Senator, said; Marry, they should sup with us.  
177. There was one that found a great mass of money, digged under ground, in his Grandfather's house. And being some what doubtful of the case, signified it to the Emperor, that he had found such Treasure. The Emperor made a Rescript thus; Use it. He writ back again, that the sum was greater than his Estate or Condition could use. The Emperor writ a new Rescript, thus; Abuse it.  
178. A Spaniard was censuring to a French Gentleman, the want of devotion amongst the French: In that, whereas in Spain, when the Sacrament goes to the sick, any that meets with it, turns back, & waits upon it to the house whither it goes: But in France, they only do reverence, and pass by. But the French Gentleman answered him; There is reason for it, for here with us, Christ is secure amongst his Friends; but in Spain, there be so many jews and Marano's, that it is not amiss for him to have a Convoy.  
179. Coranus the Spaniard, at a table at dinner, fell into an extolling of his own Father, and said; If he should have wished of God, he could not have chosen amongst men, a better Father. Sir Henry Savill said; What, not Abraham? Now Coranus was doubted to descend of a race of jews.  
180. consalvo would say; The honour of a Soldier ought to be of a good strong web: Meaning, that it should not be so fine and curious, that every little disgrace should catch, and stick in it.  
181. One of the Seven was wont to say; That Laws were like Cobwebs; where the small Flies were caught, and the great brake thorough.  
182. Bias gave in precept; Love, as if you should hereafter hate; and hate, as if you should hereafter love.  
183. Aristippus being reprehended of Lu●…urie, by one that was not rich, for that he gave six Crowns for a small Fish, answered; Why, what would you have given? The other said; Some twelve pence. Aristippus said again; And six Crowns is no more with me.  
184. There was a French Gentleman speaking with an English, of the Law Salic; That women were excluded to inherit the Crown of France. The English said; Yes, but that was meant of the women themselves, not of such Males as claimed by women. The French Gentleman said; Where do you find that Gloss? The English answered; He tell you, Sir, look on the backside of the Record of the Law Salic, and there you shall find it endorsed. Meaning, there was no such thing at all, as the Law Salic, but that it was a Fiction.  
185. There was a Friar in earnest dispute about the Law Salic, that would needs prove it by Scripture; citing that verse of the Gospel; Lilia agri non laborant, neque nent: Which is as much to say, (saith he) that the Flower de luces of France cannot descend, neither to Distaff, nor Spade: that is, not to a woman, nor to a Peasant.  
186. julius Caesar, as he passed by, was by acclamation of some that were suborned, called King; to try how the people would take it. The People showed great murmur and distaste at it. Caesar finding where the wind stood, slighted it, and said; I am not King, but Caesar: As if they had mistook his name: For Rex was a Surname amongst the Romans, as King is with us.  
187. When Croesus, for his glory, showed Solon great Treasure of Gold, Solon said to him; If another come, that hath better iron than you, he will be Master of all this Gold.  
188. There was a Gentleman that came to the Tilt, all in Orange tawny, and ran very ill. The next day he came all in Green, and ran worse There was one of the Looker's on asked another; What's the reason, that this Gentleman changeth his Colours? The other answered; Sure, because it may be reported, that the Gentleman in the Greene ran worse than the Gentleman in the Orange tawny.  
189. Aristippus said, That those that studied particular Sciences, & neglected Philosophy, were like Penelope's Wooers, that made love to the waiting women.  
190. Plato reproved severely a young man, for entering into a dissolute house. The young man said to him; What, for so small a matter? Plato replied; But Custom is no small matter.  
191. There was a Law made by the Romans against the Bribery and Extortion of the Governors of Provinces. Cicero saith, in a Speech of his to the People; That he thought the Provinces would petition to the State of Rome, to have that Law repealed. For (saith he) before, the Governors did bribe and extort as much as was sufficient for themselves; but now they bribe and extort as much as may be enough, not only for themselves, but for the judges, and jurours, and Magistrates.  
192. Archidamus King of Lacedaemon, having received from Philip King of Macedon, after Philip had won the victory of Cheronea upon the Athenians, proud Letters, writ back to him; That if he measured his own shadow, he should find it no longer now, than it was before his victory.  
193. Pyrrhus, when his Friends congratulated to him his victory over the Romans, under the conduct of Fabricius, but with great slaughter of his own side, said to them again; Yes, but if we have such another victory, we are undone.  
194. Cineas was an excellent Orator and Statesman, and principal Friend & Counsellor to Pyrrhus; And falling in inward talk with him, and discerning the King's endless ambition, Pyrrhus opened himself to him; That he intended first a war upon Italy, and hoped to achieve it. Cineas asked him; Sir, what will you do then? Then (saith he) we will attempt Sicily. Cineas said; Well Sir, what then? Then (saith Pyrihus) if the Gods favour us, we may conquer Asfrick and Carthage. What then, Sir? saith Cineas. Nay then (saith Pyrrhus) we may take our rest, and sacrifice, and feast every day, and make merry without Friends. Alas Sir (said Cineas) may we not do so now, without all this ado?  
195. The Ambassadors of Asia Minor came to Antonius, after he had imposed upon them a double tax, and said plainly to him; That if he would have two Tributes in one year, he must give them two S●…ed-times, and two Harvests.  
196. Plato was wont to say of his Master Socrates; That he was like the Apothecary's Galley-pots, that had on the outside Apes, and Owls, and Satyrs, but within precious drugs.  
197. Lamia the Courtesan had all power with Demetrius King of Macedon: And by her instigation he did many unjust & cruel Acts. Whereupon Lysimachus said; That it was the first time, that ever he knew a Whore play in a Tragedy.  
198. The mistocles would say of himself; That he was like a Plain Tree, that in Tempests men fled to him, and in fair wether, men were ever cropping his leans.  
199. The mistocles said of Speech; That it was like Arras, that spread abroad shows fair Images, but contracted, is but like packs.  
200. Brisquet, jester to Francis the first of France, did keep a Calendar of Fools; wherewith he did use to make the King sport; telling him ever the reason, why he put every one into his Calendar. So when Charles the fifth passed, upon confidence of the noble nature of Francis, thorough France, for the appeasing of the rebellion of Gaunt, Brisquet put him into his Calendar. The King ask the cause, he said; Because you having suffered at the hands of Charles, the greatest bitterness that ever Prince did from other, he would trust his person into your hands. Why Brisquet, (said the King) what will't thou say, if thou seest him pass in as great safetic, as if it were thorough the midst of Spain? Saith Brisquet, Why then I will put out him, and put in you.  
201. Lewis the cleventh of France, having much abated the greatness and power of the Peers, Nobility, and Court of Parliament, would say; That he had brought the Crown out of Ward.  
202. Sir Fulke Grevill, in Parliament, when the Lower House, in a great Business of the Queens, stood much upon Precedents, said unto them; Why should you stand so much upon Precedents? the times hereafter will be good or bad: If good, Precedents will do no harm; if bad, Power will make a way where it finds none.  
203. When Peace was renewed with the French in England, divers of the great Counselors were presented from the French with jewels. The Lo. Henry Ho ward was omitted. Whereupon the King said to him; My Lorenzo How haps it that you have not a jewel, as well as the rest? My Lo. Henry answered again, (alluding to the Fable in Aesop;) Non sum Gallus, itaque non reperi Gemmam.  
204. An Orator of Athens said to Demosthenes; The Athenians will kill you, if they wax mad. Demosthenes replied; And they will kill you, if they be in good sense.  
205. Alexander sent to Phocyon a great Present of money. Phocyon said to the Messenger; Why doth the King send to me, and to none else? The Messenger answered; Because he takes you to be the only good Man in Athens. Phocyon replied; If he think so, pray let him suffer me to be good still.  
206. Cosmus Duke of Florence was wont to say of perfidious Friends; That we read, that we ought to forgive our Enemies; but we do not read, that we ought to forgive our Friends.  
207. Aeneas Silvius, that was Pius Secundus, was wont to say; That the former Popes did wisely, to set the Lawyers on work, to debate, whether the Donation of Constantine the Gr●…at to Sylvester, were good and valid in Law, or no? The better to skip over the matter in fact, whether there were any such thing at all, or no?  
208. At a Banquet, where those that were called the Seven Wise Men of Greece, were invited by the Ambassador of a Barbarous King, the Ambassador related; That there was a Neighbour King, mightier than his Master, picked quarrels with him, by making impossible demands, otherwise threatening war: And now at that present had demanded of him, to drink up the Sea. Whereunto one of the Wise Men said; I would have him undertake it. Why (saith the Ambassador) how shall he come off? Thus; (saith the Wise Man) Let that King first stop the Rivers that run into the Sea, which are no part of the Bargain, and then your Master will perform it.  
209. At the same Banquet, the Ambassador desired the Seven, and some other Wise Men, that were at the Banquet, to deliver every one of them some Sentence or Parable, that he might report to his King the wisdom of Grecia. Which they did. Only one was silent. Which the Ambassador perceiving, said to him; Sir, let it not displease you, why do not you say somewhat, that I may report? He answered; Report to your Lo. that there are of the Grecians, that can hold their peace.  
210. One of the Romans said to his Friend; What think you of such an one, as was taken with the manner in adultery? The other answered; Marry, I think, he was slow at dispatch.  
211. Lycurgus would say of divers of the Heroes of the Heathen; That he wondered that men should mourn upon their days, for them, as mortal men, and yet sacrifice to them as Gods.  
212. A Papist being opposed by a Protestant, that they had no Scripture for Images, answered; Yes, for you read, that the People laid their ficke in the streets, that the shadow of St. Peter might come upon them: And that a shadow was an Image: And the obscurest of Images.  
213. There is an Ecclesiastical Writer of the Papists, to prove Antiquity of Confessio, in the form that it now is, doth note, that in very ancient times, even in the Primitive times, amongst other foul slanders spread against the Christians, one was; That they did adore the Genitories of their Priests. Which (he saith) grew from the posture of the Confessant, and the Priest in Confession: which is, that the Confessant kneels down, before the Priest fitting in a raised chair above him.  
214. Epaminondas, when his great Friend and Colleague in war, was Suitor to him, to pardon an Offender, denied him. Afterwards, when a Concubine of his made the same suit, he granted it to her: Which when Pelopidas seemed to take unkindly, he said; Such suits are to be granted to whores, but not to Personages of worth.  
215. The Lacedæmonians had in custom to speak very short. Which, being in Empire, they might do at pleasure. But after their Defeat at Leuctra, in an Assembly of the Grecians, they made a long Inuective against Epa●…ondas; who stood up, and said no more, but this; I am glad we have taught you to speak long,  
216. Fabricius, in conference with Pyrrhus, was tempted to revolt to him; Pyrrhus telling him, that he should be Partner of his Fortunes, and second Person to him. But Fabricius answered, in a scorn, to such a motion; Sir, that would not be good for yourself: For if the Epyrotes once know me, they will rather desire to be governed by me, then by you.  
217. Fabius Maximus being resolved to draw the war in length, still waited upon Hannibal's progress, to curb him; And for that purpose, he encamped upon the high Grounds. But Terentius his Colleague fought with Hannibal, and was in great peril of overthrow. But then Fabius came down the high Grounds, & got the day: Whereupon Hannibal said; That he did ever think, that that same Cloud that hanged upon the Hills, would at one time or other, give a Tempest.  
218. There was a cowardly Spanish Soldier, that in a Defeat the Moors gave, ran away with the foremost. Afterwards, when the Army generally fled, this Soldier was missing Whereupon, it was said by some, that he was ●…saine. No sure, (saith one) he is alive, for the Moors eat no ●…ares flesh.  
219. Hanno the Carthaginian was sent Commissioner, by the ●…tate, after the second Carthaginian War, to Rome, to supplicate for peace, and in the end obtained it. Yet one of the sharper Senators said; You have often broken with us the Peace's, whereunto you have been sworn, I pray, by what Gods will you swear? Hanno answered; By the same Gods, that have punished the former perjury so severely.  
220. Thales being asked, when a Man should marry, said; Young Men not yet, old Men not at all.  
221. Thales said; That ●…fe and Death were 〈◊〉 one. One that was ●…esent asked him; Why do not you die then? Thales said again; Because they ●…e all one.  
222. Caesar, after first he had possessed Rome, Pompey being fled, offered to enter the sacred Treasury, to take the Moneys that were there stored. Metellus, Tribune of the People, did forbid him. And when Metellus was violent in it, and would not desist, Caefar turned to him, and said; Presume no further, or I will lay you dead. And when Metellus was with those words somewhat astonished, Caesar added; Young Man, it had been easier ●…e to do this, than 〈◊〉 speak it.  
223. An Egyptian Priest ●…uing conference with Solon, said to him; You Grecians ●…e ever children; you ●…e no Knowledge of ●…quitie, nor Antiqui●… of Knowledge.  
224. The Counsel did make remonstrance to Queen Elizabeth, of the continual Conspiracies against her Life: And namely, of a late one: And showed her a Rapier, taken from a conspirator, that had a false chape, being of brown paper, but gilded over, as it could not be known from a chape of Mettle; which was devised, to the end, that without drawing, the Rapier might give a stab; And, upon this occasion, advised her, that she should go less abroad to take the air, weakly accompanied, as she used. But the Queen answered; That she had rather be dead, then put in custody.  
225. Chilon would say; That Gold was tried with the Touchstone, and Men with Gold.  
226. Zelim was the first of the Ottomans that did shave his beard, whereas his Predecessors wore it long. One of his Bassa's asked him; Why be altered the custom of his Predecessors? He answered; Because, you Bassa's, shall not lead me by the beard, as you did them.  
227. Diogenes was one day in the Marketplace, with a candle in his hand, And be●…ng asked; What he sought? He said; He sought a Man.  
228. Bi●…s being asked; How a Man should order his life answered; As if a Man should live long, or die quickly.  
229. Queen Elizabeth was entertained, by my Lo. Burleigh at Theobalds': And at her going away, my Lo. obtained of the Queen, to make seven Knights. They were Gentlemen of the Country, of my Lords Friends and Neighbours. They were placed in a rank, as the Queen should pass by the Hall; And to win Antiquity of Knight hood, in order, as my Lo. favoured; though indeed the more principal Gentlemen were placed lowest. The Queen was told of it, and said nothing; but when she went along, she passed them all by, as far as the screen, as if she had forgot it: And when she came to the screen, she seemed to take herself with the manner, and said; I had almost forgot what I promised. With that she turned back, and knighted the lowest first, and so upward Whereupon Mr. Stanhope of the Pri●… Chamber, a while after told her; Your Majestic was too fine for my Lo. B●…leigh. She answered; I have but fulfilled the Scrip●…re; The first shall be ●…st, and the last first.  
230. Simonides being ●…sked of Hiero; What he thought of God? ●…skt a Seven-nights time, to consider of it. And at the Seven-nights end, he asked a Forthnights' time. At the Forthnights' end, 〈◊〉 Month. At which Hiero marvelling, Simonides answered; That the longer he thought on it, the more difficult he found it.  
231. Anacharsis would say concerning the Popular Estates of Graecia; That he wondered, how at Athens, Wise Men did propose, and Fools did dispose.  
232. Solon compared the People unto the ●…ea, and Orators to ●…he Winds; For that ●…he Sea would be calm ●…nd quiet, if the Winds did not trouble it.  
233. Socrates was pronounced by the Oracle of Delphos, to be the wisest Man of Greece; which he would put from himself, ironically saying; There could be nothing in him to verify the Oracle, except this; That he w●… not wise, and knew it; and others were not wise, and knew it not.  
234. Caro the Elder, what time many of the Romans had statuas erected in their Honour, was asked by one in a kind of wonder; Why he had 〈◊〉? And answered; ●…e had much rather, ●…en should ask, and ●…onder, why he had no 〈◊〉, than why he ●…ad a Statue.  
235. Sir Fulke Grevill, had much and pri●…ate access, to Queen Elizabeth, which he used honourably, & did many men good, yet he would say merrily of himself; That he was like Robin Goodfellow; For when the Maids spilt the Milke-pans, or kept any racket, they would lay it upon Robin: So what tales, the Ladies about the Queen, told her, or other bad offices, that they did, they would put it upon him.  
236. Socrates, when there was showed him, the Book of Heraclitus the Obscure, and was asked his opinion of it, answered; Those things, that I understood, were excellent, I imagine, so were those, that I understood not: But they require a Diver of Delos.  
237. Bion asked an envious Man, that was very sad; What harm had befallen to him, or what good had be●…en to another Man?  
238. Stilpo, the Philosopher, when the people flocked about him, and that one said to him; The people come wondering about you, as if it were, to see some strange Beast. No, (saith he) it is to see a Man, which Diogenes sought with his Lantern.  
239. Antisthenes', being asked of one; What Learning was most ne●…fary for Man's life? answered; To unlearn that which is naught.  
240. There was a politic Sermon, that had no Divinity in it, was preached before the King. The King, as he came forth, said to Bishop Andrew's; Call you this a Sermon? The Bishop answered; And it please your Majesty, by a charitable construction, it may be a Sermon.  
241. Bishop Andrew's, was asked, at the first coming over of the Bishop of Spalleto; Whether he were a Protestant, or no? He answered; Truly, I know not, but he is a Detestant,; of diverse Opinions of Rome.  
242. Caius Marius, was General of the Romans, against the Cimbers, who came, with such a Sea of Multitude, upon Italy. In the fight, there was a Band of the Cadurcians, of a Thousand, that did notable service. Whereupon, after the fight, Marius did Denizen them all, for Citizens of Rome, though there was no Law to warrant it. One of his Friends, did represent it unto him, that he had transgressed the Law, because that privilege, was not to be granted, but by the People, Whereto Marius answered; That for the noise of Arms, he could not hear the Laws.  
243. Aeneas Silvius would say; That the Christian Faith and Law, though it had not ●…eene confirmed by Miracles, yet was worthy to be received, for the Honesty thereof.  
244 Henry Noel would say; That Courtiers were like Fasting Days; They were next the Holidays, but in themselves, they were the most meager Days, of the week.  
245. Mr. Bacon would say; That it was in Business, as it is commonly in ways; That the next way is commonly the foulest, and that if a Man will go the fairest way, he must go somewhat about.  
246. Augustus Caesar, out of great indignation, against his two Daughters, and Post●…umus Agrippa, his Grandchild; whereof the first two were infamous, and the last otherwise unworthy, would faith; That they were not his Seed, but some Impostumes, that ●…ad broken from him.  
247. Catosaid; The best way, to keep good Acts in memory, was to refresh them with now.  
248. Poni●…ey did consum●…e the war against. Sertorius, When M●…ellus had brought the Enemi●… some what low. H●… did also consummate the w●… against the Fugitives, whom Crassus had before defeated in a great B●…taile. So when Lu●…llus, had had great ●…nd glorious Victo●…ies, against Mithri●…ates, and Tigranes, ●…er Pompey, by ●…eanes his Friends ●…ade, was sent, to ●…ut an end, to that ●…arre. Whereupon Lucullus, taking indignation, as a disgrace offered to himself, said; That Pompey was a carrion 〈◊〉, that when others had strooken down Bodies, he came to pray upon them.  
249. Diogenes, when Mice came about him, as he was eating, said; I see, that even Diogenes nourisheth Parafites.  
250. Epictetus' used to say; That one of the vulgar, in any ill that happens to him, blames ●…hers: A Novice in ●…hilosophy, blames himself: And a philo●…opher, blames neither the one, nor the other.  
251. Hiero, visited by Pythagoras, askthim; Of what condition he was? Pythagoras' answered; Sir, I kno●… you have been at the Olympian Games. Yes, saith Hiero. Thither (faith Pythagoras) come some, to win the Prizes. Some come to sell their Merchandise, because it is a kind of Mart of all Greece. Some come, to meet their Friends, and make merry, because of the great confluence of all sorts. Others come only to look on. I am one of them, that come to look on. Meaning it of Philosophy, and the Contemplative Life.  
252. Mr. Bettenham used to say; That Riches were like Muck: When it lay, upon an heap, it gave but a stench, and ill odour; but when it was spread upon the ground, than it was cause of much fruit.  
253. The same Mr. Bettenham said; That tuous Men, were like some Herbs, and Spices, that give not their sweet smell, till they be broken, and crushed.  
254. There was a Painter, became a Physician. Whereupon, one said to him; You have done well; For before, the faults of your work were seen, but now they are unseen.  
255. One of the Philosophers was asked; What a wise Man differed from a Fool? He answered; Send them both naked, to those that know them not, and you shall perceive.  
256. Caesar, in his Book, that he made against Cato, (which is lost,) did write, to show the force of Opinion, and Reverence, of a Man, that had once obtained, a popular reputation; That there were some, that found Cato drunk, and they were ashamed, in stead of Cato.  
257. Aristippus, sailing in a Tempest, showed signs of Fear. One of the Seamen said to him, in an insulting manner; We that are Plebeians, are not troubled, you, that are a Philosopher, are afraid. Aristippus answered; There is not the like wager upon it, for me to perish, and you,  
258. There was an Orator, that defended a cause of Aristippus, and prevailed. Afterwards, he asked Aristippus; Now, in your distress, what did Socrates do you good? Aristippus answered; Thus; in making true, that good, which you said of me.  
259. Aristippus said; He took money of his Friends, not so much to use it himself, as to teach them, how to bestow their money.  
260. A Strumpet said to Aristippus; That she was with child by him: He answered; You know that no more, than, if you went through a Hedge of Thorns, you could say, This Thorn pricked me.  
261. The La. Paget, that was very private with Queen Elizabeth, declared herself much, against her Match, with Monsieur. After Monsieurs Death, the Queen took extreme grief (at least as she made show) And kept within her Bedchamber, and one Ante-Chamber, for 3. week's space, in token of Mourning. At last, she came forth, into her Privy-chamber, and admitted her Ladies, to have access unto her; And amongst the rest, my La. Paget presented herself, and came to her, with a smiling countenace The Queen bent her brows, and seemed to be highly displeased, and said to her; Madam, you are not ignorant, of my extreme grief, and do you come to me, with a countenance of joy? My Lady Paget answered; Alas, and it please your Majesty, it is impossible for me, to be absent from you 3 weeks, but that when I see you, I must look cheerfully No, no, (said the Queen, not forgetting her former averlenesse from the Match) You have some other conceit in it; Tell me plainly. My Lady answered; I must obey you. It is this. I was thinking, how happy your Majesty was, in that you married not Monsieur: For seeing, you take such thought, for his Death, being but your Friend, if he had been your Husband, sure it would have cost you your life.  
262. Sir Edward Dyer, a grave and wise Gentleman, did much believe in Kelley the Alchemist; That he did indeed the work, and made Gold: Insomuch, as he went himself into Germany, where Kelly then was, to inform himself fully thereof. After his return, he dined with my Lord of Canterbury, where, at that time, was at the Table, Dr. Browne the Phifician. They fell in talk of Kelley. Sir Edward Dyer, turning to the Archbishop, said; I do assure your Grace, that, that I shall tell you, is truth. I am an eyewitness thereof, and if I had not seen it, I should not have believed it. I saw Master Kelly put of the base Mettle into the Chrusible, and after it was set a little upon the fire, and a very small quantity of the Medicine put in, and ●…tirr'd with a stick of wood, it came forth in great proportion, perfect Gold, to the Touch, to the Hammer, to the Test. Said the Bishop; You had need take heed, what you say, Sir Edward Dier, for here is an Infidel at the Board. Sir Edward Dier said again pleasantly; I would have looked for in Infidel, sooner in any place, than at your Grace's table. What say you Doctor Browne? Saith the Bishop. Dr. Browne answered, after his blunt, and huddling manner; The Gentleman hath spoken enough for me. Why, (●…aith the Bishop) What hath he said? Marry, (saith Doctor Browne) he said, he would not have believed it, except he bade seen it; And no more will I  
263. Democritus said; That Truth did lie in profound pits, and when it was got, it needed much refining.  
264. Dr. johnson said; That in sickness there were three things, that were material: The Physician; the Disease; and the Patient. And if any two of these joined, than they have the victory: For, Ne Hercules quidem contra duos. If the Physician and the Patient join, then down goes the Disease; for the Patient recovers. If the Physician and the Disease join, then down goes the Patient; that is, where the Physician mistakes the cure. If the Patient and the Disease join, then down goes the Physician; for he is discredited.  
265. Alexander visited Diogenes in his Tub. And when he asked him; What he would desire of him? Diogenes answered; That you would stand a little aside, that the Sun may come to me.  
266. Diogenes said of a young Man that danced daintily, and wasmuch commended; The better, the worse.  
267. Diogenes called an ill Musician, Cock. Why? (saith he:) Diogenes answered; Because when you crow, Men use to rise.  
268. Heraclitus the Obscure said; The dry Light was the best Soul. Meaning, when the Faculties Intellectual are in vigour, not wet, nor, as it were, blooded by the Affections.  
269. There was in Oxford a cowardly Fellow, that was a very good Archer. He was abused grossly by another, and moaned himself to Walter Ralegh, than a Scholar, and asked his advice; What he should do to repair the wrong had been offered him? Ralegh answered; Why, challenge him at a match of ●…ting.  
270. White head, a grave Divine, was much esteemed by Queen Elizabeth, but not preferred, because he was against the government of Bishops. He was of a blunt Stoical Nature. He came one day to the Queen, and the Queen happened to say to him; I like thee the better, Whitehead, because thoulivest unmarried. He answered again; In troth, Madam, I like you the worse for the same cause.  
271. There was a Nobleman that was lean of visage, but immediately after his Marriage he grew pretty plump & fat. One said to him; Your Lop. doth contrary to other married Men; for they at the first wax lean, and you wax fat. Sir Walter Ralegh stood by, and said; Why, there is no Beast, that if you take him from the Common, and put him into the Several, but he will wax fat.  
272. Diogenes seeing one that was a Bastard, casting stones among the People, bade him take heed, He hit not his Father.  
27 Dr. Lawd said; That some Hypocrites, and seeming mortified men, that held down their heads, were like little Images, that they place in the very bowing of the vaults of Churches, that look, as if they held up the Church, but are but Puppets.  
274. It was said among some of the grave Prelates of the Council of Trent, in which the Schoole-divines bore the sway; That the Schoolmen were like the Astronomers; who, to save the Phenomena, framed to their conceit Eccentricks, & Epicycles, and a wonderful Engine of Orbs, though no such things were: So they, to save the practice of the Church, had devised a number of strange Positions.  
275. It was also said by many, concerning the Canons of that Council; That we are beholding to Aristotle for many Articles of our Faith.  
276. The Lo. Henry Howard, being Lo. Privy Seal, was asked by the King openly at the Table, (where commonly he entertained the King) upon the sudden. My Lo, have you not a desire to see Rome? My Lo. Privy Seal answered; Yes indeed, Sir. The King said; And why? My Lo. answered; Because, and it please your Majesty, it was once the Seat of the greatest Monarchy: And the Seminary of the bravest men in the world, amongst the Heathen: And then again, because after it was the See of so many holy Bishops in the Primitive Church, most of them Martyrs. The King would not give it over, but said; And for nothing else? My Lo. answered; Yes, and it please your Majesty, for two things especially. The one, to see him, who they say hath such a power, to forgive other men's sins, to confess his own sins upon his knees, before a Chaplain or Priest: And the other is, to hear Antichrist say his Creed.  
277. There was a Nobleman said of a great Counsellor; That he would have made the worst Farrier in the world, for he never shod horse, but he cloyed him: so, he never commended any man to the King for service, or upon occasion of suit, or otherwise, but that he would come in, in the end, with a But, and drive in a nail to his disadvantage.  
278. There was a Lady of the West Country, that gave great Entertainment at her House to most of the gallant Gentlemen thereabout: And amongst others, Sir Walter Ralegh was one. This Lady, though otherwise a stately Dame, was a notable good Huswife; and in the morning betimes, she called to one of her Maids, that looked to the Swine, and asked; Is the piggy served? Sir Walter Raleghs Chamber was fast by the Ladies, so as he heard her. A little before dinner, the Lady came down, in great state, into the great chamber, which was full of Gentlemen: And as soon as Sir Walter Ralegh set eye upon her; Madam (saith he) is the piggie served? The La. answered; You know best, whether you have had your Breakfast.  
279. There was a Gentleman fell very sick, and a Friend of his said to him; Surely you are in danger; I pray send for a Physician. But the sick man answered; It is no matter, for if I die, I will die at leisure.  
280. There was an Epicurean vaunted, that divers of other Sects of Philosophers, did after turn Epicureans, but there was never any Epicurean, that turned to any other Sect. Whereupon, a Philosopher, that was of another Sect, said; The reason was plain, for that Cocks may be made Capons, but Capons could never be made Cocks.  
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