The newfound Northern Deedle: OR, Mirth and wit according to the times, Fancies to fit, are in these followingrimes.  
To the tune of This is my Granam's deedle.  
 

MY mother's a good old woman,  
Beloved of Knights and Yeamen,  
That never did hurt to no man,  
Her wits together will summon:  
to call for the newfound deedle,  
to call for my Granam's deedle,  
to call for the Dadyes deedle,  
this merry conceit of the deedle.   

And also my sister Nanny,  
So beautiful and cauny,  
Content will give to any,  
And please them though ne'er so many:  
in dancing the new found deedle.  
in dancing my Granam's deedle,  
in dancing the Dadyes deedle,  
this merry conceit of the deedle.   

My brother a swaggering gallant,  
Knows Gilderland, Brabbant, Zealand,  
And lately is comen out of Holland,  
To England to spend his talant:  
and calls for the new found deedle,  
come play us my Granam's deedle,  
my Mammies and Dadyes deedle,  
this merry conceit of the deedle.   

The Courtier's wives so dainty,  
Of gold which have great plenty:  
Will drink, carouse, and be merry,  
And sack it in pleasant Sherry.  
and calls for the new found deedle,  
come play us my Granam's deedle,  
the new found Northern deedle,  
this merry conceit of the deedle.   

The Lady which takes upon her,  
The style of state and honour,  
Will ride in Majestic manner,  
With gallants attending on her,  
and calls for the new found deedle,  
come play us my Granam's deedle,  
the new found Northern deedle,  
this merry conceit of the deedle.   

The tradesmen's wives of the city,  
So handsome, neat, and pretty,  
So under standing, witty,  
Delight in no other ditty:  
but call for the new found deedle  
come play us my Granam's deedle,  
the new found Northern deedle,  
this merry conceit of the deedle.   

The country lasses so bonny,  
With breaths as sweet as honey,  
For cost they care, not any,  
But freely will spend their money,  
and calls for the new found deedle,  
come play us my Granam's deedle,  
the new found Northern deedle,  
this merry conceit of the deedle.   

The second part, To the same tune.  
 

THe young men so neatly attired,  
Whose braveries are admired,  
When any brave music they hear it,  
Most heartily do desire it,  
this merry conceit of the deedle,  
to hear the new found deedle,  
come play us my Granam's deedle  
the new found Northern deedle,   

The musical skilled Musician,  
However be his condition:  
To play it he hath an ambition,  
Because unto him they petition:  
to play the new found deedle,  
to play them my Granam's deedle,  
the new found Northern deedle  
this merry conceit of the deedle:   

The Carpenter, Mason, and Glasser,  
The bonny blacksmith, the Braster,  
And Barber that trims with a razor,  
Will merry be when they have leisure:  
and call for the new found deedle  
to play them my Granam's deedle,  
the new found Northern deedle  
this merry conceit of the deedle.   

The Tanner and merry Shoemaker,  
The Maltman, the Miller, and Baker,  
And Brewer with them is partaker,  
If boldly that truth may be speaker:  
to call for the new found deedle  
and call for my Granam's deedle,  
the new found Northern deedle  
this merry conceit of the deedle.   

The lusty and well limbed Sailor,  
The nimble and spruce neat Tailor,  
Agreed like good fellows that present  
Together they would be pleasant,  
and have the new found deedle,  
this merry conceit of the deedle,  
the new found Northern deedle,  
o this is my Granam's deedle.   

To see thesé mad lads come réeling,  
Hearing, seeing, and feeling,  
With pleasing smelling and tasting,  
Crying out of Spendthrisfts wasting.  
that spending, desires the deedle,  
the new found Northern deedle,  
my good old Granam's deedle  
the Mammy and Daddies deedle.   

Blind Fortune following after,  
Maved a hearty laughter,  
To see polt-footed Vulcan,  
Toasting off many a full can,  
and singing the new found deedle, etc.   

Mercury, Mars, and Venus,  
So witty and engenious,  
Brought in the young god Cupid  
To jéere at poor mortals so stupid,  
for learning the new found deedle,  
o this my Granam's deedle,  
the Mammy and Daddies deedle,  
a merry conceited deedle.   
FINIS.  
R. Guy. Printed at London for Tho: Lambert.