THE UNNATURAL COMBAT. A Tragedy. The Scene Marseilles. Written BY PHILIP MASSINGER. As it was presented by the king's majesty's Servants at the GLOBE. LONDON, Printed by E. G. for JOHN WATERSON, and are to be sold at his shop, at the sign of the Crown, in S. Paul's Churchyard. 1639. The persons presented. BEaufort senior, Governor of Marseilles. Beaufort junior, his son. Malefort senior, Admiral of Marseilles. Malefort junior, his son. Chamont Montagne Assistants to the Governor. Lanour Montrevile, a pretended friend to Malefort senior. Belgarde, a poor Captain. Three Sea Captains of the Navy of Malefort junior. Servants. soldiers. Theocrine, daughter to Malefort senior. Two waiting women. Usher. Page. Bawd. Two Wenches. To my much Honoured Friend, ANTHONY SENTLIGER, Of Oukham in Kent, Esquire. Sir, THat the Patronage of trifles, in this kind, hath long since rendered Dedications, and Inscriptions obsolete, and out of fashion, I perfectly understand, and cannot but ingenuously confess, that I walking in the same path, may be truly argued by you of weakness, or wilful error: but the reasons and defences, for the tender of my service this way to you, are so just, that I cannot (in my thankfulness for so many favours received) but be ambitious to publish them. Your noble Father, Sir Warham Sentliger (whose remarkable virtues must be ever remembered) being, while he lived, a master, for his pleasure, in Poetry, feared not to hold converse with divers, whose necessitous fortunes made it their profession, among which, by the clemency of his judgement, I was not in the last place admitted. You (the Heir of his honour and inherited his good inclinations to men of my poor quality, of which I cannot give any ampler testimony than by my free and glad profession of it to the world. Besides, (and it was not the least encouragement to me) many of eminence and the best of such, who disdained not to take notice of me, have not thought themselves disparaged, I dare not say honoured, to be celebrated the Patrons of my humble studies. In the first file of which, I am confident, you shall have no cause to blush, to find your Name written. I present you with this old Tragedy, without Prologue, or Epilogue, it being composed in a time (and that too, peradventure, as knowing as this) when such by ornaments, were not advanced above the fabric of the whole work. Accept it I beseech you, as it is, and continue you favour to the Author. Your Servant PHILIP MASSINGER. THE UNNATURAL COMBAT. Actus primus, Scaena prima. Montrevile, Theocrine, Usher, Page, waiting Women. MONTREVILE. NOW to be modest Madam, when you are A suitor for your father, would appear, Courser than boldness you a while must part with soft silence, and the blushings of a virgin, Though I must grant (did not this cause command it) They are rich jewels you have ever worn To all men's admiration, in this age, If by our own forced importunity, Or others' purchased intercession, or Corrupting bribes we can make our approaches To justice guarded, from us by stern power, We bless the means, and industry. Vsh. Here's music In this bag shall wake her, though she had drunk Opium, Or eaten Mandrakes, let commanders talk Of cannons to make breaches, give but fire To this petard, it shall blow open Madam The iron doors of a judge, and make you entrance, When they (let them do what they can) with all Their mines, their culverins, and Basilisco's Shall cool their feet without, this being the picklock That never fails. Mon. 'tis true, gold can do much, But beauty more, were I the governor, Though the Admiral your father stood convicted Of what he's only doubted, half a dozen Of sweet close kisses from these cherry lips, With some short active conference in private, Should sign his general pardon. Theo. These light words sir Do ill become the weight of my sad fortune And I much wonder you that do profess yourself to be my father's bosom friend, Can raise mirth from his misery. Mon. You mistake me, I share in his calamity, and only Deliver my thoughts freely, what I should do For such a rare petitioner, and if You'll follow the directions, I prescribe With my best judgement I'll mark out the way For his enlargement. Theo. With all real joy, I shall put what you counsel into act, Provided it be honest. Mon. Honesty In a fair she client (trust to my experience) Seldom or never prospers, the world's wicked. we are men, not saints sweet Lady, you must practise The manners of the time, if you intend To have favour from it, do not deceive yourself By building too much on the false foundations Of chastity and virtue, bid your waiters Stand farther of, and I'll come nearer to you. 2. Wom. Some wicked counsel on my life. 2. Wom. ne'er doubt it, If it proceed from him. Page. I wonder that My Lord so much affects him. Ush. Thou art a child and dost not understand on what strong bases this friendship's raised between this Montrevile and our Lord Monsieur. Malefort, but I'll teach thee from thy years they have been joint purchasers, in furs, & waterworks, and trucked together. Page. In fire and water works, Vsh. Commodity's boy Which you may know hereafter. Page. And deal in'em When the trade has given you over, as appears (by the increase of your high forehead. Vsh. here's a crack, I think they suck this knowledge in their milk. Page. I had had an ignorant nurse else I have tide sir My Lady's garter, and can guess. Ush. Peace infant, Theocrine falls off. Tales out a school take heed you will be breeched else. 1. Wom. My Lady's colour changes. 2. Wom. She falls off too. Theo. You are a naughty man, indeed you are, And I will sooner perish with my father Then at this price redeem him. Mon. Take your own way, Your modest legal way, 'tis not your veil Nor mourning habit, nor these creatures taught To howl, and cry, when you begin to whimper, Nor following my Lords coach in the dirt, Nor that with you rely upon, a bribe Will do it when there's something he likes better. These courses in an old crone of three score, That had seven years together tired the court With tedious petitions and clamours, For the recovery of a strangling husband, To pay forsooth the duties of one to her, But for a Lady of your tempting beauties, Your youth and ravishing features to hope only In such a suit as this is, to gain favour Without exchange of courtesy, you conceive me, Enter Beaufort and Belgarde. Were madness at the height, here's brave young Beaufort The meteor of Marseilles, one that holds The governor his father's will and power In more awe than his own, come, come advance, Present your bag crammed with crowns of the sun, Do you think he cares for money? he loves pleasure, Burn your petition, burn it, he dotes on you, Upon my knowledge, to his cabinet, do And he will point you out a certain course, Be the cause right or wrong to have your father Released with much facility. Exit Mentrevile. Theo. Do you hear? Take a pander with you. Iu. Beauf. I tell thee there is neither Employment yet nor money. Belg. I have commanded And spent my own means in my country's service, In hope to raise a fortune. Iu. Beauf. Many have hoped so, But hopes prove seldom certainties with soldiers. Belg. If no preferment, let me but receive My pay that is behind, to set me up A tavern, or a vaulting house; while men love Or drunkenness, or lechery, they'll ne'er fail me: Shall I have that? Iu. Beauf. As our prizes are brought in, Till then you must be patient. Belg. In the mean time, How shall do for clothes? Iu. Beauf. As most captains do Philosopher like, carry all you have about you. Belg. But how shall I do to satisfy Calon monsieur, There lies the doubt. Iu. Beauf. That's easily decided, My father's tables free for any man That hath borne arms. Belg. And there's good store of meat? Iu. Beauf. Never fear that. Belg. I'll seek no other ordinary then, But be his daily guest without invitement, And if my stomach hold, I'll feed so heartily As he shall pay me suddenly to be quit of me. Iu. Beauf. 'tis she. Belg. And further. Iu. Beauf. Away you are troublesome, Designs of more weight. Belg. Ha fair Theocrine, Nay if a velvet petticoat move in the front Buff jerkins must to the rear, I know my manners This is indeed great business, m ne a gewgaw I may dance attendance, this must be dispatched, And suddenly, or all will go to wrack. Exit. Charge her home in the flank my Lord, nay I am gone sir, Belgarde Iu. Beauf. Nay pray you Madam rise, or I'll kneel with you. Page. I would bring you on your knees, were I a woman. Iu. Beauf. What is it can deserve so poor a name, As a suit to me? this more than mortal form Was fashioned to command and not entreat, Your will but known is served. Theo. Great Sir, my father My brave deserving father, but that sorrow Forbids the use of speech. Iu. Beauf. I understand you, Without the aids of those interpreters That fall from your fair eyes, I know you labour, the liberty of your father, at the least an equal hearing to acquit himself: and 'tis not to endear my service to you, though I must add and pray you with patience hear it, 'tis hard to be effected, in respect the State's incensed against him: all presuming the world of outrages his impious son, turned worse than Pirate in his cruelties expressed to this poor Country, could not be with such ease put in execution, if your father (of late our great Admiral) held not or correspondency, or connived at his proceedings. Theoc. And must he then suffer, his cause unheard? Beauf. jun. As yet it is resolved so, in their determination. But suppose, for I would nourish hope, not kill it in you, I should divert the torrent of their purpose, and render them that are implacable, impartial Judges, and not swayed with spleen: will you, I dare not say in recompense, for that includes a debt you cannot owe me, but in your liberal bounty, in my suit to you be gracious? Theoc. You entreat of me, Sir, what I should offer to you, with confession that you much undervalue your own worth, should you receive me. Since there come with you not lustful fires, but fair and lawful flames. but I must be excused, ''tis now no time for me to think of hymeneal joys. Can he (and pray you, Sir, consider it) that gave me life, and faculties to love, be, as he is now ready to be devoured by ravenous wolves, and at that instant, I but entertain a thought of those delights. in which perhaps my ardour meets with your? duty and piety forbid it, Sir. Beauf. jun. But this effected, and your father free, what is your answer? Theoc. Every minute to me will be a tedious age till our embraces are warrantable to the world. Beauf. jun. I urge no more, confirm it with a kiss. Theoc. I doubly feel it. Vsher. This would do better a-bed, the business ended, they are the lovingest Couple. Enter Beaufort senior, the Governor Montaigne, Chamont, Lanour. Beauf. jun. Here comes my father with the Council of war, deliver your petition, and leave the rest to me. Beauf. sen. I am sorry, Lady, your father's guilt compels your innocence to ask what I in justice must deny. Beauf. jun. For my sake, Sir, pray you receive, and read it. Beauf. sen. Thou foolish boy, I can deny thee nothing. Beauf. jun. Thus far we are happy. Madam quit the place, you shall hear how we succeed. Theoc. Goodness reward you. Exeunt Theocrine, Usher, Page, Women. Mont. It is apparent, and we stay too long to censure Malefort as he deserves. Cham. There is no colour of reason that makes for him: had he discharged the trust committed to him, with that experience and fidelity he practised heretofore, it could not be our Navy should be blocked up, and in our sight our goods made prize, our Sailors sold for slaves, by his prodigious issue. Lan. I much grieve, after so many brave and high achievements, he should in one ill forfeit all the good he ever did his Country. Beauf. sen. Well, 'tis granted. Beauf. jun. I humbly thank you, Sir. Beauf sen. He shall have hearing, his irons too struck off, bring him before us; but seek no further favour. Beauf. jun. Sir, I dare not. Exit Beauf. jun. Beauf. sen. Monsieur Chamont, Montaigne, Lanour, assistants by a Commission from the most Christian King in punishing, or freeing Malefort our late great Admiral: though I know you need not instructions from me, how to dispose of yourselves in this man's trial (that exacts your clearest judgements) give me leave with favour to offer my opinion: we are to hear him, a little looking back on his fair actions, loyal, and true demeanour, not as now by the general voice, already he's condemned. But if we find (as most believe) he hath held intelligence with his accursed son, fall off from all allegiance, and turned (but for what cause we know not) the most bloody and fatal enemy, this Country ever repented to have brought forth, all compassion of what he was, or may be, if now pardoned, we sit engaged to censure him with all extremity and rigour. Cha. Your Lordship shows us a path which we will tread in. Lan. He that leaves to follow, as you lead, will lose himself. Mont. I'll not be singular. Enter Beaufort junior, Montreville, Malefort sen. Belgarde, Officers. Beauf. sen. He comes, but with a strange distracted look. Mal. sen. Live I once more to see these hands and arms free? these, that often In the most dreadful horror of a fight, Have been as seamarks to teach such as were Seconds in my attempts, to steer between The rocks of too much dating, and pale fear, To reach the Port of victory? When my sword, Advanced thus, to my enemies appeared A hairy comet, threatening death and ruin To such as durst behold it. These the legs That when our ship were grappled, carried me With such swift motion from deck to deck, As they that saw it, with amazement cried; He does not run, but flies. Montre He still retains The greatness of his spirit. Mal. sen. Now cramped with irons, Hunger, and could, they hardly do support me. But I forget myself. O my good Lords That sit there as my judges to determine The life and death of Malefort, where are now Those shouts, those cheerful looks, those loud applauses With which when I returned loaden with spoil You entertained your Admiral? all's forgotten, And I stand here to give account for that Of which I am as free, and innocent As he that never saw the eyes of him, for whom I stand suspected. Beauf. sen. Monsieur Malefort let not your passion so far transport you As to believe from any private malice, Or envy to your person you are questioned, for do the suppositions want weight, That do invite us to a strong assurance, Your son. Mal. sen. My shame. Beauf. sen. Pray you hear with patience, ever Without assistance, or sure aids from you, Could with the pirates of Argers and Tunis, e'en those that you had almost twice defeated, acquire such credit, as with them to be made absolute commander? (pray you observe me) if there had not some contract passed between you, that when occasion served you would join with 'em to the ruin of Marseilles? Mont. More, what urged your son to turn Apostate? Cham. Had he from the State, or Governor, the least neglect which envy could interpret for a wrong? Lan. Or if you slept not in your charge, how could so many ships as do infest our Coast and have in our own Harbour shut our Navy come in unfought with? Beauf. jun. They put him hardly to it. Mal. sen. My Lords, with as much brevity as I can, I'll answer each particular objection with which you charge me. The main ground, on which you raise the building of your accusation, hath reference to my son should I now curse him, or wish in th' agony of my troubled soul, lightning had found him in his mother's womb you'll say is from the purpose, and I therefore betake him to the Devil, and so leaveth him Did never loyal father but myself beget a treacherous issue? was't in me with as much ease to fashion up his mind, as in his generation to form, the organs to his body? must it follow because that he is impious, I am false? I would not boast my actions, yet 'tis lawful to upbraid my benefits to unthankful men. Who sunk the Turkish galleys in the null. but Malefort? who rescued the French Merchants, when they were boarded, and stowed under hatches by the Pirates of Argiers every minute they did expect to be chained to the oar, but your now doubted Admiral? than you filled the air with shouts of joy, and did proclaim when hope had left them, and grim, looked Despair hovered with sail-stretch wings over their heads, to me, as to the Neptune of the Sea, they owed the restitution of their goods, their lives, their liberties. O can it then be probable, my Lords, that he that never became the master of a Pirate ship, but at the main yard hung the Captain up, and caused the rest to be thrown over board, should after all these proofs of deadly hate, so oft expressed against'em, entertain a thought of quarter with'em, but much less (to the perpetual ruin of my glories) to join with them to lift a wicked arm against my mother Country, this Marseilles, which with my prodigal expense of blood I have so oft protected. Beauf. sen. What you have done is granted, and applauded, but yet know this glorious relation of your actions must not so blind our judgements, as to suffer this most unnatural crime you stand accused of, to pass unquestioned. Cham. No, you must produce reasons of more validity, and weight, to plead in your defence, or we shall hardly conclude you innocent. Mont. The large volume of your former worthy deeds, with your experience, both what, and when to do, but makes against you. Lan. For had your care and courage been the same as heretofore, the dangers we are plunged in had been with ease prevented. Mal. sen. What have I Omitted in the power of flesh, and blood, Even in the birth to strangle the designs Of this hell-bred wolf my son? alas my Lords, I am no god, nor like him could foresee His cruel thoughts, and cursed purposes, Nor would the sun at my command forbear To make his progress to the other world, Affording to us one continued light. Nor could my breath dispress those foggy mists Covered with which, and darkness of the night, Their navy undiscerned, without resistance Beset our harbour? make not that my fault, Which you in justice must ascribe to fortune. But if that nor my former acts, nor what I have delivered, can prevail with you To make good my integrity and truth: Rip up this bosom; and pluck out the heart That hath been ever loyal. Beauf sen. How! a trumpet! inquire the cause. A trumpet within. Montreule goes off. Mal. Thou searcher of men's hearts, And sure defender of the innocent, (My other crying sins, a while not looked on) If I in this am guilty strike the dead, Or by some unexpected means confirm, I am accused unjustly. Enter Montrevile and a sea Captains Beauf. sen. Speak the motives That brings thee hither. Capt. From our Admiral thus, He does salute you fairly, and desires It may be understood no public hate, Hath brought him to Marseilles, nor seeks he The ruin of his country, but aims only To wreak a private wrong; and if from you He may have leave, and liberty to decide it In a single combat, he'll give up good pledges If he fall in the trial of his right, we shall weigh anchor and no more molest This town with hostile arms. Beauf. sen. Speak to the man, (If in this presence he appear to you) To whom you bring this challenge. Cap. 'tis to you; Beauf. sen. His father! Montre. Can it be! Beauf. jun. Strange and prodigious. Mal. sen. Thou seest I stand unmoved were thy voice thunder It should not shake me, say what would the viper? Cap. The reverence a father's name may challenge, And duty of a son, no more remembered He does defy thee to the death. Mal. sen. Go on. Cap. And with his sword well prove it on thy head, Thou art a murderer, an Atheist And that all attributes of men turned furies Cannot express thee, this he will make good If thou dar'st give him meeting. Mal. sen. Dare I live, Dare I when mountains of my sins over whelm me At my last gasp ask for mercy? how I bless Thy coming Captain, never man to me Arrived so opportunely; and thy message, However it may seem to threaten death, Does yield to me a second life in curing My wounded honour, stand I yet suspected As a confederate with this enemy, Whom of all men, against all ties of nature He marks out for destruction? you are just Immortal powers, and in this merciful, And it takes from any sorrow, and my shame For being the father to so bad a son, In that you are pleased to offer up the monster To my correction. Blush and repent As you are bound my honourable Lords Your ill opinions of me, not great Brutus The father of the Roman liberty With more assured constancy beheld His traitor sons, for labouring to call home The banished Tarquins, scourged with rods to death, Than I will show when I take back the life This prodigy of mankind received from me. Beauf. sen. We are sorry Monsieur Malefort for our error And are much taken with your resolution But the disparity of years, and strength Between you, and your son, duly considered We would not so expose you Mal. sen. Then you kill me Under pretence to save me. O my Lords As you love honour, and a wronged man's fame Deny me not this fair, and noble means To make me right again to all the world. Should any other but myself be chosen To punish this Apostata with death, You rob a wretched father of a justice That to all after times will be recorded, I wish his strength were centuple, his skill equal To my experience, that in his fall He may not shame my victory, I feel The powers, and spirits of twenty strong men in me. Were he with wild fire circled, I undaunted Would make way to him, as you do affect Sir My daughter Theocrine, as you are My true and ancient friend, as thou art valiant, And as all love a soldier, second me They all sue to the governor. In this my just petition, in your looks I see a grant my Lord. Beauf. sen. You shall o'erbear me, And since you are so confident in your cause, Prepare you for the combat. Mal. sen. With more joy Than yet I ever tasted, by the next sun, The disobedient rebel shall hear from me And so return in safety, my good Lords, To all my service, I will die or purchase Rest to Marseilles, nor can I make doubt, But his impiety is a potent charm, To edge my sword and add strength to my arm. Exeunt. Actus secundi Scaena prima. Enter three Sea Captains. 2. captain. HE did accept the challenge then? 1. Cap. Nay more, Was over joyed in't; and as it had been A fair invitement to a solemn feast, And not a combat to conclude with death, He cheerfully embraced it. 3. Cap. Are the articles Signed to on both parts? 1. Cap. At the father's suit, With much unwillingness the governor Consented to'em. 2. Cap. You are inward with Our Admiral; could you yet never learn What the nature of the quarrel is, that renders The son, more than incensed, implacable Against the father? 1. Cap. Never; yet I have As far as manners would give warrant to it, With my best curiousness of care observed him, I have sate with him in his cabin a day together, Yet not a syllable exchanged between us, Sigh he did often, as if inward grief, And melancholy at that instant would Choke up his vital spirits, and now and then A tear, or two, as in derision of The toughness of his rugged temper would Fall on his hallow cheeks, which but once felt, A sudden flash of fury did dry up, And laying then his hand upon his sword, He would murmur, but yes so as I oft hard him, We shall meet cruel father, yet we shall, When I'll exact for every womanish drop Of sorrow from these eyes, a strict account Of much more from thy heart. 2. Cap. 'tis wondrous strange. 3. Cap. And past my apprehension. 1. Cap. Yet what makes The miracle greater, when from the main top A sail's descried, all thoughts that do concern Himself laid by, no Lion pinched with hunger, Rouses himself more fiercely from his den, Than he comes on the deck, and there how wisely He gives directions, and how stout he is In his executions, we to admiration, Have been eyewitnesses, yet he never minds The booty when 'tis made ours, but as if The danger, in the purchase of the prey Delighted him much more than the reward, His will made known he does retire himself To his private contemplation, no joy Expressed by him for victory, Enter Malefort junior. 2. Cap. Hear he comes But with more cheerful looks then ever yet I saw him wear. Mal. jun. It was long since resolved on Nor must I stagger now, may the cause That forces me to this unnatural act, Be buried in everlasting silence, And I find rest in death, or my revenge, To either I stand equal. Pray you Gentlemen Be charitable in your censures of me, And do not entertain a false belief That I am mad, for undertaking that Which must be, when effected, still repented. It adds to my calamity that I have Discourse and reason, and but too well know I can nor live, nor end a wretched life, But both ways I am impious. Do not therefore Ascribe the perturbation of my soul To a servile fear of death: I oft have viewed All kinds of his inevitable darts, Not are they terrible. Were I condemned to leap From the cloud-covered brows of a steep rock Into the deep; or Curtius-like to fill up, For my country's safety and an after name, A bottomless abyss, or charge through fire, It could not so much shake me, as th' encounter Of this days single enemy. 1. Cap. If you please, Sir, You may shun it, or defer it. Mal. jun. Not for the world: Yet two things I entreat you, the first is, You'll not inquire the difference between myself and him, which as a father once I honoured, now my deadliest enemy, The last is, if I fall, to bear my body Far from this place, and where you please inter it. I should say more, but by his sudden coming I am cut off. Enter Beaufort junior, and Montrevile leading in Malefort senior; Belgarde's following with others. Beauf. jun. Let me, Sir, have the honour To be your second. Montr. With your pardon, Sir, I must put in for that, since our tried friendship Hath lasted from our infancy. Belg. I have served Under your command, and you have seen me fight, And handsomely, though I say it, and if now At this downright game, I may but hold your cards, I'll not pull down the side. Mal. sen. I rest much bound To your so noble offers, and I hope Shall find your pardon, though I now refuse'em, For which I'll yield strong reasons, but as briefly As the time will give me leave. For me to borrow (That am supposed the weaker) any aid From the assistance of my Seconds sword, Might write me down in the black list of those, That have nor fire, nor spirit of their own; But dare, and do, as they derive their courage From his example, on whose help and valour They wholly do depend. Let this suffice In my excuse for that. Now if you please On both parts to retire to yonder mount, Where you, as in a Roman Theater, May see the bloody difference determined, Your favours meet my wishes. Mal. jun. 'Tis approved of By me, and I command you lead the way, And leave me to my fortune. Beauf. jun. I would gladly Be a spectator (since I am denied To be an Actor) of each blow, and thrust, And punctually observe'em. Mal. jun. You shall have All you desire; for in a word or two I must make bold to entertain the time, If he give suffrage to it. Mal. sen. Yes, I will, I'll hear thee, and then kill thee: nay farewell. Mal. jun. Embrace with love on both sides, and with ys Leave deadly hate, and fury. Mal. sen. From this place You ne'er shall see both living. Belg. What's past help, is They embrace on both sides, and take leave severally of the father and son. Beyond prevention. Mal. sen. Now we are alone, Sir, And thou hast liberty to unload the burden Which thou groan'st under. Speak thy griefs. Mal. jun. I shall, Sir; But in a perplexed form and method, which You only can interpret; would you had not A guilty knowledge in your bosom of The language which you force me to deliver, So I were nothing. As you are my father I bend my knee, and uncompelled profess My life, and all that's mine, to be your gift; And that in a son's duty I stand bound To lay this head beneath your feet, and run All desperate hazards for your ease and safety. But this confessed on my part, I rise up, And not as with a father, (all respect, Love, fear, and reverence cast off,) but as A wicked man I thus expostulate with you. Why have you done that which I dare not speak, And in the action changed the humble shape Of my obedience, to rebellious rage And insolent pride? and with shut eyes constrained me To run my Bark of honour on a shelf, I must not see, nor if I saw it, shun it? In my wrongs nature suffers, and looks backward, And mankind trembles to see me pursue What beasts would fly from. For when I advance This sword, as I must do against your head, Piety will weep, and filial duty mourn, To see their altars which you built up in me, In a moment razed and ruined, that you could (From my grieved soul I wish it) but produce To qualify, not excuse your deed of horror, Our seeming reason that I might fix here, And move no father. Mal. sen. Have I so far lost A father's power, that I must give account Of my actions to my son? or must I plead As a fearful prisoner at the bar, while he That owes his being to me sirs a Judge To censure that, which only by myself Ought to be questioned? mountains sooner fall Beneath their valleys, and the lofty Pine Pay homage to the Bramble, or what else is Preposterous in nature, ere my tongue In one short syllable yields satisfaction To any doubt of thine, nay though it were A certainty disdaining argument. Since though my deeds wore Hell's black livery, To thee they should appear triumphal robes, Set off with glorious honour, thou being bound To see with my eyes, and to hold that reason, That takes or birth or fashion from my will. Mal. jun. This sword divides that slavish knot. Mal. sen. It cannot, It cannot wretch, and if thou but remember From whom thou hadst this spirit, thou dar'st not hope it. Who trained thee up in arms but I? Who taught thee Men were men only when they durst look down With scorn on death and danger, and contemned All opposition, till plumed victory Had made her constant stand upon their helmets? Under my shield thou hast fought as securely As the young Eglet, covered with the wings Of her fierce Dam, learns how and where to prey. All that is manly in thee, I call mine; But what is weak and womanish, thine own. And what I gave, since thou art proud, ungrateful, Presuming to contend with him, to whom Submission is due, I will take from thee. Look therefore for extremities, and expect not I will correct thee as a son, but kill thee As a Serpent swollen with poison, who surviving A little longer, with infections breath, Would render all things near him, like itself Contagious. Nay, now my anger's up, Ten thousand virgins kneeling at my feet, And with one general cry howling for mercy, Shall not redeem thee. Mal. jun. Thou incensed Power, A while forbear thy thunder, let me have No aid in my revenge, if from the grave My mother. Mal. sen. Thou shalt never name her more. Above Beauf. jun. Montr. Belg. the three Sea Capt. Beauf. They are at it. 2. Cap. That thrust was put strongly home. Montr. But with more strength avoided. Belg. Wellcome in, He has drawn blood of him yet, well done old Cock. 1. Cap. That was a strange miss. Beauf. jun. That a certain hit. Belg. he's fall'n, the day is ours. Young Malefort slain. 2. Cap. The Admiral's slain. Montr. The father is victorious! Belg. Let us haste To gratulate his conquest. 1. we to mourn The fortune of the son. Beauf. jun. With utmost speed Acquaint the Governor with the good success, That he may entertain to his full merit, The father of his country's peace and safety. They descend. Mal. sen. Were a new life hid in each mangled limb, I would search, and find it. And howe'er to some I may seem cruel, thus to tyrannize Upon this senseless flesh, I glory in it. That I have power to be unnatural, Is my security, die all my fears, And waking jealousies, which have so long Been my tormentors, there's now no suspicion; A fact, which I alone am conscious of, Can never be discovered, or the cause That called this Duel on. I being above All perturbations, nor is it in The power of Fate, again to make me wretched. Enter Beaufort jun. Montrevile. Belgarde, the three Sea Captains. Beauf. jun. All honour to the Conqueror. Who dares tax My friend of treachery now? Belg. I am very glad, Sir, You have sped so well. But I must tell you thus much, To put you in mind that a low ebb must follow Your high swollen tide of happiness, you have purchased this hour at a high price. Mal. sen. 'Tis Belgarde's, Above all estimation, and a little To be exalted with it cannot savour Of arrogance: that to this arm and sword, Marseilles owes the freedom of her fears, Or that my loyalty not long since eclipsed, Shines now more bright than ever, are not things to be lamented. Though indeed they may Appear too dearly bought, my falling glories Being made up again, and cemented With a son's blood. 'Tis true, he was my son While he was worthy, but when he shook off His duty to me, (which my fond indulgence Upon submission might perhaps have pardoned) And grew his Counties enemy, I looked on him As a Stranger to my family, and a Traitor Justly proscribed, and he to be rewarded That could bring in his head. I know in this That I am censured rugged and austere, That will vouchsafe not one sad sigh or tear Upon his slaughtered body. But I rest Well satisfied in myself, being assured That extraordinary virtues, when they soar Too high a pitch for common fights to judge of, Losing their proper splendour, are condemned For most remarkable vices. Beauf. 'tis too true, Sir, In the opinion of the multitude: But for myself that would be held your friend, And hope to know you by a nearer name, They are as they deserve, received. Mal. My daughter Shall thank you for the favour. Beauf. jun. I can wish No happiness beyond it. 1. Cap. Shall we have leave To bear the corpse of our dead Admiral, As he enjoined us from this Coast? Mal. Provided The articles agreed on be observed, And you depart hence with it, making oath Never hereafter but as friends to touch Upon this shore. 1. Cap. we'll faithfully perform it. Mal. Then as you please dispose of it. 'tis an object That I could wish removed. His sins die with him, So far he has my charity. 1. Cap. He shall have The Sea Captains bear the body off with sad musics. A soldier's funeral. Mal. Farewell. Beauf. jun. These rites Paid to the dead, the Conqueror that survives Must reap the harvest of his bloody labour. Sound all loud instruments of joy and triumph, And with all circumstance, and ceremony Wait on the Patron of our liberty, Which he at all parts merits. Mal. I am honoured. Beyond my hopes. Beauf. jun. 'Tis short of your deserts. Lead on: Oh Sir you must: you are too modest. Exeunt with loud music. Actus secundi Scaena secunda. Theocrine, Page, Women. Theoc. Talk not of comfort, I am both ways wretched, And so distracted with my doubts and fears, I know not where to fix my hopes. My loss Is certain in a father, or a brother, Or both, such is the cruelty of my fate, And not to be avoided. 1. Wom. You must bear it With patience, Madam. 2. Wom. And what's not in you To be prevented, should not cause a sorrow Which cannot help it. Page, Fear not my brave Lord Your noble father; fighting is to him Familiar as eating. He can teach Our modern duelists how to cleave a button, And in a new way, never yet found out By old Caranza. 1. Wom. May he be victorious, And punish disobedience in his son, Whose death in reason should at no part move you, He being but half your brother, and the nearness, Which that might challenge from you, forfeited By his impious purpose to kill him, from whom He received life. A shout within. 2. Wom. A general shout. 1. Wom. Of joy. Page. Look up dear Lady, sad news never came Ushered with loud applause. Enter Usher. Theo. I stand prepared, To endure the shock of it. Vsh. I am out of breath With running to deliver first. Theo. What? Vsh. we are all made, My Lord has wont the day, your brother's slain, The pirates gone, and by the governor, And states, and all the men of war he is brought home in triumph, nay no musing, pay me For my good news hereafter. Theo. Heaven is just! Vsh. Give thanks at leisure, make all haste to meet him I could wish I were a horse that I might bear you To him upon my back. Page. Thou art an ass, And this is a sweet burden. Vsh. Peace you crackrope. Exeunt. Actus secundi Scaena tertia. Loud music, Montrevile, Belgarde, Beaufort junior, Beaufort senior, Malefort, followed by Montaigne, Chament Lanour. Beauf. sen. All honours we can give you and rewards Though all that's rich, or precious in Marseilles Were laid down at your feet, can hold no weight With your deservings, let me glory in Your action as if it were mine own, And have the honour with the arms of love, To embrace the great performer of a deed, Transcending all this Country ere could boast of. Mont. Imagine, noble Sir, in what we may Express our thankfulness, and rest assured It shall be freely granted. Cham. he's an enemy To goodness and to virtue, that dares think There's any other thing within our power to give, Which you in justice may not boldly challenge. Lan. And as your own, for we will ever be At your devotion. Mal. Much honoured Sir, And you my noble Lords, I can say only, The greatness of your favours overwhelm me, And like too large a sail, for the small bark Of my poor merits, sinks me. That I stand Upright in your opinions, is an honour Exceeding my deserts, I having done Nothing but what in duty I stood bound to: And to expect a recompense were base, Good deeds being ever in themselves rewarded. Yet since your liberal bounties tell me that I may with your allowance be a Suitor, To you my Lord I am an humble one, And must ask that, which known, I fear you will Censure me over. bold. Beauf. sen. It must be something Of a strange nature, if it find from me Denial or delay. Mal. Thus then my Lord, Since you encourage me: You are happy in A worthy son, and all the comfort that Fortune has left me is one daughter; now If it may not appear too much presumption, To seek to match my lowness with your height, I should desire (and if I may obtain it, I write Nilultra to my largest hopes) She may in your opinion be thought worthy To be received into your family, And married to your son: their years are equal, And their desires I think too, she is not ignoble, not my state contemptible, And if you think me worthy your alliance, 'Tis all I do aspire to. Beauf. jun. You demand That which with all the service of my life I should have laboured to obtain from you. O, Sir, why are you slow to meet so fair And noble an offer? Can France show a virgin That may be paralleled with her? Is she not The Phoenix of the time? the fairest star In the bright sphere of women? Beauf. sen. Be not raped so: Though I dislike not what is motioned, yet In what so near concerns me, it is fit I should proceed with judgement. Enter Usher, Theocrine, Page, Women. Beauf. jun. Here she comes, Look on her with impartial eyes, and then Let envy if it can, name one graced feature In which she is defective. Mal. Welcome Girl: My joy, my comfort, my delight, my all, Why dost thou come to greet my victory In such a sable habit? this showed well When thy father was a prisoner, and suspected; but now his faith and loyalty are admired, Rather than doubted, in your outward garments You are to express the joy you feel within; Nor should you with more curiousness and care, Pace to the Temple to be made a Bride, Than now, when all men's eyes are fixed upon you, You should appear to entertain the honour From me descending to you, and in which You have an equal share. Theo. Heaven has my thanks With all humility paid for your fair fortune, And so far duty binds me, ye a little To mourn a brother's loss however wicked, The tenderness familiar to our sex May if you please excuse Mal. Thou art deceived, He living was a blemish to thy beauties, But in his death gives ornament, and lustre To thy perfections, but that they are So exquisitely rare, that they admit not The least addition. Hah! here's yet a print Of a sad tear on thy cheek, how it takes from Our present happiness! with a father's lips, A loving father's lips, I'll kiss it off The cause no more remembered. Theo. You forget Sir The presence we are in. Mal. 'tis well considered, And yet who is the owner of a treasure, Above all value, but without offence, May glory in the glad possession of it. Nor let it in you excellence beget wonder, Or any here that looking on the daughter, I feast myself in the imagination Of those sweet pleasures, and allowed delights, I tasted from the mother, who still lives In this her perfect model, for she had Such smooth & high arched brows, such sparkling eyes Whose every glance stored Cupid's emptied quiver; Such ruby lips, and such a lovely brown, Disdaining all adulterate aids of art, Keeped a perpetual spring upon her face, As death himself lamented being forced To blast it with his paleness, and if now, Her brightness dimmed with sorrow, take and please you, Think think young Lord, when she appears herself (This veil removed) in her own natural pureness How far she will transport you. Beauf. jun. Did she need it, The praise which you (and well deserved) give to her Must of necessity raise new desires In one indebted more to years; to me Your words are but as oil poured on a fire, That flames already at the height. Mal. No more; I do believe you, and let me from you Find so much credit, when I make her yours I do possess you of a gift, which I With much unwillingness part from. My good Lords For bear your further trouble, give me leave, for on the sudden I am indisposed to retire to my own house, and rest. Tomorrow As you command me I will be your guest, And having decked my daughter like herself, You shall have farther conference. Beauf. sen. You are Master Of your own will but fail not I'll expect you. Mal. Nay I will be excused, I must part with you My dearest Theocrine give me thy hand, To young Beaufort and the rest. I will support thee. Theo. You gripe it too hard Sir. Mal. Indeed I do, but have no farther end in it, But love and tenderness such as I may challenge And you must grant. Thou art a sweet one yet And to be cherished. They go off several ways Theo. May I still deserve it. Actus tertii Scaena prima. Enter Beaufort senior, Servant. Beaufort senior. HAve you been careful? Serv. With my best endeavours, Let them bring stomachs, there's no want of meat Sir: Portly and curious viands are prepared, To please all kinds of appetites. Beauf. sen. 'tis well. I love a table furnish with full plenty, And store of friends to eat it, but with this caution, I would not have my house a common Inn, For some men that come rather to devour me, Than to present their service. At this time too It being a serious and solemn meeting, I must not have my board pestered with shadows, That under other men's protection break in Without invitement. Serv. With your favour then, You must double your guard, my Lord, for on my knowledge There are some so sharp set, not to be kept out By a file of Musketeers, And 'tis less danger, I'll undertake, to stand at push of pike With an enemy in a breach, that undermined too, And the Cannon playing on it, than to stop One Harpy, your perpetual guest, from entrance, When the dresser, the cook's drum, thunders come on, The service will be lost else. Beauf. sen. What is he? Serv. As tall a trencherman, that is most certain, As ere demolished Pie-fortification As soon as battered; and if the rim of his belly Were not made up of a much tougher stuff Than his Buff jerkin, there were no defence Against the charge of his guts: you needs must know him, He's eminent for his eating. Beauf. sen. O Belgarde! Serv. The same, one of the admiral's cast Captains, Who swear, there being no war, nor hope of any, The only drilling is to eat devoutly, And to beever drinking, (that's allowed of) But they know not where to get it, there's the spite on't. Beauf. sen. The more their misery, yet if you can For this day put him off. Serv. It is beyond th'invention of man. Beauf. sen. No: say this only, Whispers to him. And as from me; you apprehend me? Serv. Yes Sir. Beauf. sen. But it must be done gravely. Serv. Never doubt me Sir. Beauf. sen. we'll dine in the great room, but let the music And banquet be prepared here. Exit Beauf. sen. Serv. This will make him Lose his dinner at the least, and that will vex him. As for the sweet meats, when they are trod under foot, Let him take his share with the Pages and lackeys, Or scramble in the rushes. Enter Belgarde. Belg. 'tis near twelve, I keep a watch within me never misses. Save thee Master Steward. Serv. You are most welcome, Sir. Belg. Has thy Lord slept well tonight? I come to inquire. I had a foolish dream, that against my will Carried me from my lodging, to learn only How he's disposed. Serv. He's in most perfect health, Sir. Belg. Let me but see him feed heartily at dinner, And I'll believe so too, for from that ever I make a certain judgement. Serv. It holds surely In your own constitution. Belg. And in all men's 'tis the best symptom, let us lose no time, Delay is dangerous. Serv. Troth Sir if I might Without offence deliver what my Lord has Committed to my trust, I shall receive it As a special favour. Belg. we'll see't, and discourse As the proverb says for health sake after dinner, Or rather after supper, willingly then I'll walk a mile to hear thee. Serv. Nay good Sir I will be brief and pithy. Belg. Prithee be so. Serv. He bid me say of all his guests, that he Stands most affected to you, for the freedom, And plainness of your manners. He ne'er observed you To twirl a dish about, you did not like of All being pleasing to you; or to take A say of venison, or stale fowl by your nose, (Which is a solecism at another's table) But by strong eating of 'em did confirm They never were delicious to your palate, But when they were mortified, as the Huguenot says, And so your part grows greater, nor do you Find fault with the sauce, keen hunger being the best, Which ever to your much praise, you bring with you; Nor will you with impertinent relations Which is a masterpiece, when meats before you Forget your teeth to use your nimble tongue But do the feat you come for. Belg. Be advised And end your jeering; for if you proceed You'll feel, as I can eat I can be angry, And beating may ensue. Serv. I'll take your counsel, And roundly come to the point, my Lord much wonders That you, that are a courtier as a soldier, In all things else, and every day can vary Your actions and discourse, continue constant To this one suit? Belg. To one? 'tis well I have one, unpawned, in these days, every cast commander is not blessed with the fortune, I assure you, but why this question? does this offend him? Serv. Not much: but he believes it is the reason, You ne'er presume to fit above the salt, And therefore this day (our great Admiral With other states being invited guests) He does entreat you to appear among'em, In some fresh habit. Belg. This staff shall not serve To beat the dog off, these are soldiers garments, And so by consequence grow contemptible. Serv. It has stung him. Belg. I would I were acquainted with the players, In charity they might furnish me, but there is No faith in Brokers, and for believing Tailors They are only to be read of, but not seen, And sure they are confined to their own hells, And there they live invisible, well I must not Be fobbed off thus, pray you report my service To the Lord governor. I will obey him And though my wardrobe's poor, rather than lose His company at this feast, I will put on The richest suit I have, and fill the chair, That makes me worthy of— Exit Belgarde. Serv. We are shut of him, he will be seen no more here, how my fellows Will bless me for his absence, he had starved 'em Had he stayed a little longer, would be could, For his own sake shift a shirt, and that's the utmost Of his ambition, adieu good Captains— Exit: Enter Beaufort Sen, and Beaufort jun. Beauf. sen. 'tis a strange fondness. Beauf. jun. 'tis beyond example, His resolution to part with his estate, To make her dower the weightier is nothing, But to observe how curious he is In his own person to add ornament To his daughters ravishing features, is the wonder. I sent a page of mine in the way of courtship, This morning to her to present my service, From whom I understand all: there he found him Solicitous in what shape she should appear, This gown was rich, but the fashion stale, the other Was quaint, and neat, but the stuff not rich enough, Then does he curse the tailor, and in rage Falls on her Shoemaker, for wanting art To express in every circumstance, the form Of her most delicate foot, then sits in counsel With much deliberation to find out What tire would best adorn her; and one chosen Varying in his opinion, he tears off, And stamps it under foot, then tries a second A third and fourth, and satisfied at length With much ado in that, he grows again, perplexed and troubled where to place her Jewels To be most marked, and whether she, should wear This diamond on her forehead, or between Her milk-white paps, disputing on it both ways, Then taking in this hand, a rope of pearl, (The best of France) he seriously considers Whither she should dispose it on her arm Or on her neck, with 20 other trifles, too tedious to deliver. Beauf. sen. I have known him from his first youth, but never yet observed In all the passages of his life, and fortunes, Virtues so mixed with vices, valiant the world speaks him, But with that bloody; liberal in his gifts too. But to maintain his prodigal expense, A fierce extortioner, an impotent lover Of women for a flash, but his fires quenched, Hating as deadly, the truth is I am not Ambitious of this match: nor will I cross you in your affections. Beauf. jun. I have ever found you, (And 'tis my happiness) a loving father, Loud music. And careful of my good:— by the loud music, As you gave order for his entertainment, He's come into the house two long hours since, The Colonels, commissioners and captains, To pay him all the rites his worth can challenge, Went to wait on him hither. Enter Malefort, Montaigus, Chamont, Lanour, Montrevile, Theocrine, Usher, Page, Women. Beauf. sen. You are most welcome, And what I speak to you, does from My heart disperse itself to all. Mal. You meet my Lord your trouble. Beauf. sen. Rather Sir increase of honour, When you are pleased to grace my house. Beauf. jun. The Favour redoubled on my part, most worthy Sir, Since your fair daughter, my incomparable Mistress, Deigns us her presence. Mal. View her well brave Beaufort, But yet at distance, you hereafter may Make your approaches nearer, when the priest Hath made it lawful, and were not she mine, I durst aloud proclaim it. Hymen never Put on his saffron coloured robe to change A barren virgin name with more good omens, Then at her nuptials, look on her again, Then tell me if she now appear the same That she was yesterday. Beauf. sen. Being herself She cannot but be excellent, these rich And curious dressings, which in others might Cover deformities, from her take lustre Nor can add to her. Mal. You conceive her right, And in your admiration of her sweetness, You only can deserve her; blush not girl, Thou art above his praise, or mine, nor can Obsequious flattery though she should use Her thousand oyld tongues to advance thy worth, Give aught (for that's impossible) but take from Thy more than humane graces, and even then When she hath spent herself with her best strength, The wrong she has done thee shall be so apparent, That losing her own servile shape and name, She will be thought detraction, but I Forget myself, and something whispers to me, I have said too much. Mont. I know not what to think on't, But there's some mystery in it, which I fear Will be too soon discovered. Mal. I much wrong Your patience noble Sir, by too much hugging My proper issue, and like the foolish crow Believe my black brood swans. Beauf. sen. There needs not Sir The least excuse for this, nay I must have Your arm, you being the master of the feast, And this the mistress. Theo. I am anything That you shall please to make me. Beauf. jun. Nay 'tis yours Without more compliment. Loud music. Exeunt Beaufort senior, Malefort, Theocrine, Beaufort jun Montaigne, Chamont Lanour, Montrevile. Mont. Your will's a law sir. Vsh. Would I had been borne a Lord 1. Wom. Or I a Lady. Page. It may be you were both be got in court, Though bred up in the City, for your mothers, As I have heard loved the lobby, and there nightly Are seen strange apparitions, and who knows But that some noble fawn, heated with wine, And cloyed with partridge, had a kind of longing To trade in sprats? this needs no exposition, But can you yield a reason for your wishes? Vsh. Why had I been borne a Lord, I had been no servant. 1. Wom. And where as now necessity makes us waiters, We had been attended on. 2. Wom. And might have slept then, As long as we pleased, and fed when we had stomachs, And worn new clothes, nor lived as now in hope Of a cast gown, or petticoat. Page. You are fools, And ignorant of your happiness, ere I was Sworn to the pantofle, I have heard my tutor Prove it by logic, that a servant's life Was better than his masters, and by that I learn from him, if that my memory fall not, I'll make it good. Vsh. Proceed my little wit In decimo sexto. Page. Thus then from the king To the beggar, by gradation all are servants, And you must grant the slavery is less To study to please one, than many. Vsh. True. Page. Well then, and first to you Sir, you complain You serve one Lord, but your Lord serves a thousand, Besides his passions (that are his worst masters) You must humour him, and he is bound to soothe Every grim Sir above him, if he frown, For the least neglect you fear to lose your place, But if, and with all slavish observation, From the minion's self, to the groom of his close stool, He hourly seeks not favour, he is sure To be eased of his office, though perhaps he bought it. Nay more, that high disposer of all such That are subordinate to him, serves, and fears The fury of the many-headed monster, The giddy multitude And as a horse Is still a horse, for all his golden trappings, So your men of purchased titles, at their best are But serving-men in rich liveries. Vsh. Most rare infant, Where learnd'st thou this morality? Page. Why thou dull pate, As I could thee, of my tutor. 2. Wom. Now for us boy. Page. I am cut of the governor. Enter Beaufort sen. Beaufort junior, Servants setting forth a banquet. Beauf. sen. Quick, quick sirs, See all things perfect. Serv. Let the blame be ours else. Beauf. sen. And as I said when we are at the banquet, And high in our cups, for 'tis no feast without it, Especially among soldiers: Theocrine Being retired, as that's no place for her, Take you occasion to rise from the table, And lose no opportunity. Beauf. jun. 'tis my purpose, And if I can win her to give her heart, I have a holy man in readiness To join our hands, for the Admiral her father repents him of his grant to me, and So far transported with a strange opinion of her fair features, that should we desire it, I think ere long he will believe, and strongly, The dauphin is not worthy of her, I Am much amazed with't. Exeunt Beaufort sen. Beauf. sen. Nay dispatch there fellows. Beaufort junior. Serv. We are ready when you please, sweet forms your pardon, It has been such a busy time I could not Tender that ceremonious respect Which you deserve, but now the great work ended, I will attend the less, and with all care Observe, and serve you. Page. This is a penned speech, And serves as a perpetual preface to A dinner made of fragments. Vsh. we wait on you. Loud Music. Actus tertii, Scaena tertia. Beaufort senior, Malefort, Montaigne, Chamont, Lanour, Beaufort, junior, Montrevile, Servants. BEAUFORT SENIOR. YOU are not merry Sir. Mal. Yes my good Lord, You have given us ample means to drown all cares, And yet I nourish strange thoughts, which I would Aside. Most willingly destroy Beauf. sen. Pray you take your place, Beauf. jun. And drink a health, and let it be if you please To the worthiest of Women, now observe him. Mal. Give me the bowl, since you do me the honour, I will begin it. Cham. May we know her name Sir? Mal. You shall, I will not choose a foreign Queens, Nor yet our own, for that would relish of Tame flattery; nor do their height of title, Or absolute power confirm their worth and goodness, These being heavens gifts and frequently conferred On such as are beneath 'em; nor will I Name the king Mistress howsoever she In his esteem may carry it, but if I, As wine gives liberty, may use my freedom; Not swayed this way, or that with confidence, (And I will make it good on any equal) If it must be to her, whose outward form Is bettered by the beauty of her mind, She lives not that with justice can pretend An interest to this so sacred health, But my fair daughter. He that only doubts it, I do pronounce a villain, this to her then. Drinks. Loud music. Mont. What may we think of this? Beauf. sen. It matters not. Lan. For my part I will soothe him rather than Draw on a quarrel, Chamont. Mont. 'tis the safest course, and one I mean to follow. Beauf. jun. It has gone round Sir. Exit Beaufort junior. Mal. Now you have done her right, if there be any Worthy to second this, propose it boldly, I am your pledge. Beauf. sen. let's pause here if you please, And entertain the time with something else, Music there in some lofty strain, the song too That I gave order for; the new one called The soldier's delight? The song ended: enter Belgarde in armour a case of Carbines by his side. Belg. Who stops me now? Or who dares only say that I appear not In the most rich and glorious habit that Renders a man complete? what court so set off With state and ceremonious pomp, but thus Accoutred I may enter? or what feast Though all the elements at once were ransacked, To store it with variety transcending The curiousness, and cost, on Traian's birth day, (Where princes only, and confederate kings Did sit as guests, served, and attended on By the senators of Rome, sat with a soldier In this his natural, and proper shape Might not and boldly fill a seat, and by His present make the great solemnity More honoured and remarkable? Beauf. sen. 'tis acknowledged, And this a grace done to me unexpected. Mont. But why in armour? Mal. What's the mystery? Pray you reveal that. Belg. soldier's out of action, That very rare, but like unbidden guests Bring their stools with 'em, for their own defence, At court should feed in gauntlets, they may have Their fingers cut else; there your carpet knights, That never charged beyond a mistress lips, Are still most keen, and valiant, but to you Whom it does most concern, my Lord, I will Address my speech, and with a soldier's freedom In my reproof return the bitter scoff, You threw upon my poverty, you contemned My courser outside, and from that concluded, (As by your groom you made me understand) I was unworthy to sit at your table, Among these tissues, and embroideries, Unless I changed my habit, I have done it, And show myself in that which I have worn In the heat and fervour of a bloody fight, And then it was in fashion, not as now Ridiculous, and despised, this hath passed through A wood of pikes, and every one aimed at it, Yet scorned to take impression from their fury With this, as still you see it fresh and new I have charged through fire that would have singed your sables Black fox, and ermins, and changed the proud colour Of Skatlet though of the right tyrian die; But now as if the trappings made the man, such only are Admired that come adorned With what's no part of them, this is mine own My richest suit, a suit I must not part from, But not regarded now, and yet remember 'tis we that bring you in the means of feasts, Banquets, and revels, which when you possess, With barbarous ingratitude you deny us To be made sharers in the harvest, which Our sweat and industry reaped, and sowed for you. The silks you wear, we with our blood spin for you; This massy plate, that with the ponderous weight Does make your cupboards crack, we (unaffrighted With tempests, or the long and tedious way, Or dreadful monsters of the deep, that wait With open jaws still ready to devour us) Fetch from the other world. Let it not then In after ages to your shame be spoken, That you wish no relenting eyes look on Our wants that feed your plenty; or consume In prodigal, and wanton gifts on Drones The kingdom's treasure, yet detain from us. The debt that with the hazard of our lives, We have made you stand engaged for: or force us Against all civil government in armour To require that, which with all willingness Should be tendered, ere demanded. Beauf. sen. I commend This wholesome sharpness in you, and prefer it Before obsequious tameness, it shows lovely: Nor shall the rain of your good counsel fall Upon the barren sands, but spring up fruit Such as you long have wished for. And the rest Of your profession like you discontented For want of means, shall in their present payment Be bound to praise your boldness: and hereafter I will take order you shall have no cause, For want of change to put your armour on But in the face of an enemy; not as now Among your friends. To that which is due to you, To furnish you like yourself, of mine own bounty I'll add five hundred crowns. Cham. I to my power Will follow the example. Mont. Take this Captain, 'tis all my present store, but when you please, Command me further. Lan. I could wish it more. Belg. This is the luckiest jest ever came from me. Let a Soldier use no other Scribe to draw The form of his petition. This will speed When your thrice humble supplications, With prayers for increase of health and honours To their grave Lordships shall as soon as read Be pocketed up, the cause no more remembered. When this dumb Rhetoric.— Well, I have a life, Which I in thankfulness for your great favours, My noble Lords, when you please to command it, Must never think mine own. Broker, be happy, These golden birds fly to thee. Exit Belgarde. Beauf. sen. You are dull, Sir, And seem not to be taken with the passage You saw presented. Mal. Passage? I observed none, My thoughts were elsewhere busied. Ha! she is In danger to be lost, to be lost for ever, If speedily I come not to her rescue, For so my Genius tells me. Montr. What Chimaeras Work on your fantasy? Mal. Fantasies? They are truths. Where is my Theocrine? You have plotted To rob me of my Daughter: bring me to her, Or I'll call down the Saints to witness for me: You are inhospitable. Beauf. sen. You amaze me Your Daughter's sake, and now exchanging courtship With my son her servant, why do you hear this With such distracted looks? since to that end You brought her hither? Mal. 'tis confessed I did, But now pray you pardon me, and if you please Ere she deliver up her virgin fort, I would observe what is the art he uses In planting his artillery against it, She is my only care, nor must she yield But upon noble terms. Beauf. sen. 'tis so determined. Ma. Yet I am jealous. Mont. Overmuch I fear. What passions are these? Beauf. sen. Come I will bring you Where you, with these if they so please, may see The love-scene acted. Montre. There is something more Than fatherly love in this. Monta. We wait upon you. Exeunt omnes. Actus tertij Scaena ultima. Beaufort jun. Theocrine. Beauf. jun. Since then you meet my flames with equal order As you profess, it is your bounty mistress, Nor must I call it debt, yet 'tis your glory, That your excess supplies my want, and makes thee Strong in my weakness, which could never be, But in your good opinion. Theo. You teach me Sir, What I should say, since from your san of favour, I like dim Phoebe, in herself obscure Borrow that light I have. Beauf. jun. Which you return With large increase (since that you will o'ercome And I dare not contend) were you but pleased To make what's yet divided one. Theo. I have Already in my wishes, modesty Forbids me to speak more. Beauf. jun. but what assurance, (But still without offence) may I demand That may secure me that your heart tongue Join to make up this harmony? Theo. Choose any Suiting your love distinguished from lust, To ask and mine to grant. Enter (as unseen) Beaufort senior, Malefort, Montrevile, and the rest. Beauf. sen. Yonder they are. Mal. At distance too, 'tis yet well. Beauf. jun. I may take then This hand, and with a thousand burning kisses, Swear 'tis the anchor to my hopes? Theo. You may Sir. Mal. This is somewhat too much. Beauf. iun. And this done, view myself In these true mirrors. Theo. Ever true to you Sir, And may they lose th' ability of fight, When they seek other object. Mal. This is more Than I can give consent to. Beauf. iun. And a kiss, Thus printed on your lips will not distaste you? Mal. Her lips! Montre. Why where should he kiss? are you distracted? Beauf. iun. Then when this holy man hath made it lawful. brings in a Priest. Mal. A priest so ready too I must break in. Beauf. iun. And what's spoke here is registered above, I must ingross those favours to myself Which are not to be named. Theo. All I can give, But what they are I know not. Beauf. jun. I'll instruct you. Mal. O how my blood boil! Montr. Pray you contain yourself, methinks his courtship's modest. Beauf. jun. Then being mine, And wholly mine, the river of your love To kinsmen and allies, nay to your father, (howe'er out of his tenderness he admires you) Must in the Ocean of your affection To me be swallowed up, and want a name Compared with what you owe me. Theoc. 'tis most fit, Sir, The stronger bond that binds me to you, must Dissolve the weaker. Mal. I am ruined if I come not fairly off. Beauf. sen. There's nothing wanting But your consent. Mal. Some strange invention aid me. Aside. This! yes, it must be so. Montr. Why do you stagger, When what you seemed so much to wish is offered? Beauf. jun. Both parties being agreed to. Beauf. sen. I'll not court A grant from you, nor do I wrong your Daughter, Though I say my son deserves her. Mal. 'tis far from My humble thoughts to undervalue him I cannot prize too high. For howsoever From my own fond indulgence I have sung Her praises with too prodigal a tongue, That tenderness laid by, I stand confirmed All that I fancied excellent in her Balanced, with what is really his own, Holds weight in no proportion. Montr. New turnings! Beauf. sen. Whither tends this? Mal. Had you observed, my Lord, With what a sweet gradation he wood, As I did punctually, you cannot blame her, Though she did listen with a greedy ear To his fair modest offers: but so great A good as then flowed to her, should have been With more deliberation entertained, And not with such haste swallowed, she shall first Consider seriously what the blessing is, And in what ample manner to give thanks for't, And then receive it. And though I shall think Short minutes years till it be perfitted, I will defer that which I most desire, And so must she, till longing expectation, That heightens pleasure, makes her truly know Her happiness, and with what outstretched arms She must embrace it. Beauf jun. This is curiousness Beyond example. Mal. Let it then begin From me, in what's mine own I'll use my will, And yield no further reason. I lay claim to The liberty of a subject. Fall not off, But be obedient, or by the hair I'll drag thee home. Censure me as you please, I'll take my own way, O the inward fires That wanting vent consume me! Exit with Theocrine. Montr. 'tis most certain he's mad, or worse. Beauf. How, worse? Montr. Nay, there I leave you, My thoughts are free. Beauf. jun. This I foresaw. Beauf. sen. Take comfort, H shall walk in clouds, but I'll discover him: And he shall find, and feel, if he excuse not, And with strong reasons this gross injury, I can make use of my authority. Exeunt omnes. Actus quarti Scena prima. MALEFORT solus. WHat flames are these my wild desires fan in me? The torch that feeds them, was not lighted at Thy altars, Cupid: vindicate thyself, And do not own it: and confirm it rather, That this infernal brand that turns me cinders, Was by the snake-haired Sisters thrown into My guilty bosom. O that I was ever Accursed in having issue: my son's blood, (That like the poisoned shirt of Hercules Grows to each part about me) which my hate Forced from him with much willingness, may admit Some weak defence; but my most impious love To my fair daughter Theocrine, none. Since my affection (rather wicked lust) That does pursue her, is a greater crime Than any detestation, with which I should afflict her innocence. With what cunning I have betrayed myself, and did not feel The scorching heat that now with fury rages Why was I tender of her? covered with That fond disguise, this mischief stole upon me. I thought it no offence to kiss her often, Or twine mine arms about her softer neck, And by false shadows of a father's kindness I long deceived myself: but now the effect Is too apparent. How I strove to be In her opinion held the worthiest man In courtship, form, and feature, envying him That was preferred before me, and yet then My wishes to myself were not discovered. But still my fires increased, and with delight I would call her mistress, wilfully forgetting The name of daughter choosing rather she Should style me servant, then with reverence father, Yet mocking I ne'er cherished obscene hopes, But in my troubled slumbers often thought She was too near to me, and then sleeping blushed At my imagination which passed My eyes being open, not condemning it, I was ravished with the pleasure of the dream, Yet spite of these temptations I have reason That pleads against'em, and commands me to Extinguish these abominable fires, And I will do it, I will send her back To him that loves her lawfully, Within there? Enter Theocrine. Theoc. Sir did you call? Malef. I look no sooner on her, But all my boasted power of reason leaves me, And passion again usurps her Empire, does none else wait me? Theoc. I am wretched sir, should any owe more duty. Malef. This is worse than disobedience, leave me. Theoc. On my knees sir, as I have ever squared my will by yours. And liked, and loathed with your eyes: I beseech you To teach me what the nature of my fault is, That hath incensed you, (sure 'tis one of weakness And not of malice) which your gentler temper On my submission I hope will pardon, Which granted by your piety, if that I Out of the least neglect of mine hereafter, Make you remember it, may I sink ever Under your dread command. Malef. O my stars! who can but dote on this humility That sweetens, lovely in her tears? the fetters That seemed to lessen in their weight; but now By this grow heavier on me. Theoc. Dear sir: Malef. Peace, I must not hear thee. Theoc. Not look on me. Malef. No, thy looks and words are charms. Theoc. May they have power then To calm the tempest of your wrath, alas sir, Did I but know in what I give offence In my repentance I would show my sorrow, For what is past, and in my care hereafter Kill the occasion or cease to be Since life without your favour is to me a load I would cast off. Malef. O that my heart were rent in sunder, that I might expire, The cause in my death buried: yet I know not With such prevailing Oratory 'tis begged from me That to deny thee would convince me to Have sucked the milk of Tigers, rise, and I But in a perplexed, and mysterious method. Will make relation that which all the world Admires and cries up in thee for perfections, Are to unhappy me foul blemishes, And mulcts in nature. If thou hadst been borne Deformed and crooked, in the features of Thy body, as the manners of thy mind, moor lipped, flat nosed, dim eyed, and beetle browed With a dwarf's stature to a giant waste, Sour breathed, with claws for fingers on thy hands, Splay footed, gouty legged, and over all A loathsome leprosy had spread itself, And made thee shunned of humane fellowships: I had been blessed. Theoc. Why would you with a monster For such a one or worse you have described, To call your father. Malef. Rather than as now, Though I had drowned thee for it in the sea Appearing as thou dost a new Pandora, With Juno's fair cow eyes, Minerva's brow Aurora's blushing cheeks, Hebe's fresh youth, Venus' soft paps, with Thetis silver feet. Theoc. Sir you have liked and loved them, and oft forced (With your hyperboles of praise poured on them) My modesty to a defensive red, Strewed o'er that paleness, which you then were pleased To style the purest white. Malef. And in that cup I drank the poison I now feel dispersed Through every vain and artery, wherefore art thou So cruel to me? This thy outward shape Brought a fierce war against me, not to be By flesh and blood resisted: but to leave me No hope of freedom from the Magazine Of thy minds forces, treacherously thou drewest up Auxiliary helps to strengthen that Which was already in itself too potent, Thy beauty gave the first charge, but thy duty Seconded with thy care, and watchful studies To please, and serve my will in all that might Raise up content in me, like thunder broke through All opposition, and my ranks of reason Disbanded, my victorious passions fell To bloody execution, and compelled me With willing hands to 'tis on my own chains, And with a kind of flattering joy to glory in my captivity. Theoc. ay, in this you speak, sir, am ignorance itself. Male. And so continue, for knowledge of the arms thou bear'st against me Would make thee curse thyself, but yield no aids For thee to help me, and 'twere cruelty In me to wound that spotless innocency howe'er it make me guilty, in a word The pleurisy of goodness is thy ill, Thy virtue's vices, and thy humble lowness Far worse than stubborn sullenness, and pride, Thy looks that ravish all beholders else As killing as the Basilisks, their tears expressed in sorrow for the much I suffer, A glorious insultation, and no sign Of pity in thee, and to hear thee speak In thy defence, though but in silent action, Would make the hurt already deeply festered Incurable, and therefore as thou wouldst not By thy presence raise fresh furies to torment me I do conjure thee by a father's power, (And 'tis my curse I dare not think it lawful To sue unto thee in a nearer name) Without reply to leave me. Theoc. My obedience never learned yet to question your commands, But willingly to serve 'em, yet I must Since that your will forbids the knowledge of My fault, lament my fortune. Exit. Malf. O that I have reason to discern the better way And yet pursue the worse, when I look on her I burn with heat, and in her absence freeze With the cold blasts of jealousy, that another Should ere taste those delights that are denied me, And which of their afflictions bring less torture I hardly can distinguish, is there then No mean? no, so my understanding tells me, And that by my cross fates it is determined That I am both ways wretched. Enter Usher, and Montrevile Vsher. Yonder he walks sir, In much vexation: he hath sent my Lady His daughter weeping in, but what the cause is Rests yet in supposition. Montr. I guess at it, but must be further satisfied, I will sift him In private therefore, quit the room. Vsher. I am gone, sir. Exit. Malef. Hal who disturbs me? Montrevile? your pardon, Montr. Would you could grant one to yourself. (I speak it With the assurance of a friend) and yet Before it be too late, make reparation Of the gross wrong, your indiscretion offered To the governor and his son, nay to yourself, For there begins my sorrow. Malef. Would I had no greater cause to mourn Then their displeasure, for I dare justify. Montr. We must not do all that we dare private friend I observed your alterations with a stricter eye Perhaps then others, and to lose no time In repetition, your strange demeanour To your sweet daughter. Malef. Would you could find out some other theme to treat of. Montr. None but this; and this I'll dwell on, how ridiculous And subject to construction? Malef. No more. Montr. You made yourself, amazes me, and if The frequent trials interchanged between us Of love and friendship, be to their desert Esteemed by you, as they hold weight with me, No inward trouble should be of a shape So horrid to yourself, but that to me You stand bound to discover it, and unlock Your secretest thoughts: though the most innocent were Loud crying sins. Malef. And so perhaps they are. And therefore be not curious to learn that Which known must make you hate me. Montr. Think not so, I am yours in right and wrong, not shall you find A verbal friendship in me, but an active, And here I vow, I shall no sooner know What the disease is, but if you give leave I will apply a remedy, is it madness? I am familiarly acquainted with a deep read man That can with charms and herbs Restore you to your reason, or suppose You are bewitched, he with more potent spells And magical rites shall cure you, is't heavens anger? With penitence and sacrifice appease it, Beyond this, there is nothing that I can Imagine dreadful, in your fame and fortunes You are secure, your impious son removed to That rendered you suspected to the state, And your fair daughter. Malef. Oh press me no farther. Montr. Are you wrung there? why what of her? hath she Made shipwreck of her honour, or conspired Against your life? or sealed a contract with The devil of hell, for the recovery of her young Inamorato? Malef. None of these, And yet what must increase the wonder in you Being Innocent in herself, she hath wounded me, But where inquire not. Yet I know not how I am persuaded from my confidence Of your vowed love to me, to trust you with My dearest secret, pray you chide me for it, But with a kind of pity, not insulting On my calamity. Montre. Forward. Malef. This same daughter. Montre. What is her fault? Malef. She is too fair to me. Montre. Ha! how is this? Malef. And I have looked upon her More than a father should, and languish to Enjoy her as a husband. Montre. Heaven forbid it, Malef. And this is all the comfort you can give me, Where are your promisd aids, your charms, your herbs? Your deep read scholar, spells, and magic rites? Can all these disenchant me? no, I must be My own Physician, and upon myself Practise a desperate cure. Montr. Do not contemn me, Enjoin me what you please with any hazard, I'll undertake it, what means have you practiced To quench this hellish fire? Malef. All I could think on, But to no purpose, and yet sometimes absence Does yield a kind of intermission to The fury of the fit. Montr. See her no more then. Malef. 'tis my last refuge, and 'twas my intent And still 'tis, to desire your help. Montr. Command it. Malef. Thus then, you have a fort of which you are The absolute Lord, whither I pray you bear her: And that the sight of her may not again Nourish those flames, which I feel something lessened, By all the ties of friendship I conjure you And by a solemn oath you must confirm it, That though my now calmed passions should rage higher Than ever heretofore, and so compel me Once more to wish to see her; though I use Persuasions mixed with threatenings; nay add to it That I this failing should with hands held up thus Kneel at your feet, and bathe them with my tears, Prayers or curses, vows or imprecations Only to look upon her though at distance, You still must be obdurate. Montr. If it be Your pleasure sir that I shall be unmoved, I will endeavour. Malef. You must swear to be Inexorable as you would prevent The greatest mischief to your friend, that fate Could throw upon him. Montr. Well, I will obey you. But how the governor will be answered, yet And 'tis material, is not considered. Malef. Leave that to me. I'll presently give order How you shall surprise her, be not frighted with Her exclamations. Montr. Be you constant to Your resolution I will no fail In what concerns my part. Malef. Be ever blessed for't. Exeunt. Actus quarti, Scaena secunda. Enter Beaufort jun. Chamont, Lanour. Cham. Not to be spoke with, say you? Beauf. jun. No. Lan. Nor you Admitted to have conference with her? Beauf. jun. Neither. His doors are fast locked up, and solitude Dwells round about 'em, no access allowed To friend or enemy, but— Cham. Nay be not moved sir, Let his passion work, and like a hot reined horse 'T will quickly tire itself. Beauf. jun. Or in his death Which for her sake till now I have forborn I will revenge the injury he hath done To my true and lawful love. Lan. How does your father The Governor relish it? Beauf. jun. Troth he never had Affection to the match: yet in his pity To me, he's gone in person to his house, Nor will he be denied, and if he find not Strong and fair reasons Malefort will hear from him In a kind he does not look for. Cham. In the mean time Pray you put on cheerful looks. Enter Montaigne. Beauf. jun. Mine suit my fortune. Lan. O here's Montaigne. Mont. I never could have met you More opportunely. I'll not stale the jest By my relation: but if you will look on The malcontent Belgarde, newly rigged up With the train that follows him, 't will be an object Worthy of your noting. Beauf. jun. Look you the Comedy Make good the Prologue, or the scorn will dwell Upon yourself. Mont. I'll hazard that, observe now; Wenches. Nay, Captain, glorious Captain: Enter Belgarde in a gallant habit; stays at the door with his sword drawn; several voices within. Belg. Fall back Rascals, Do you make an Owl of me? this day I will Receive no more Petitions, Here are bills of all occasions, and all fixes! If this be the pleasure of a rich suit, would I were Again in my buff jerkin, or my armour, Than I walked securely by my creditor's noses, And not a dog marked me, every officer shunned me, And not one lousy prison would receive me; But now, as the Ballad says, I am turned gallant: There does not live that thing I owe a souse to, But does torment me, a faithful Cobbler told me With his awl in his hand, I was behind hand with him For setting me upright, and bade me look to myself. A Sempstress too, that traded but in socks, Swore she would set a Sergeant on my back For a borrowed shirt: my pay and the benevolence, The Governor and the States bestowed upon me, The city cormorants, my money-mongers, Have swallowed down already, they were sums, I grant, but that I should be such a fool Against my oath, being a cashiered Captain, To pay debts, though grown up to one and twenty, Deserves more reprehension, in my judgement, Than a shopkeeper, or a Lawyer that lends money, In a long dead vacation. Mont. How do you like His meditation? Chamont. Peace, let him proceed. Belg. I cannot now go on the score for shame, And where I shall begin to pawn, I marry, That is considered timely, I paid for This train of yours Dame ostrich fourteen crowns, And yet it is so light, 'twill hardly pass For a Tavern reckoning, unless it be To save the charge of painting, nailed on a post For the sign of the feathers; pox upon the fashion, That a Captain cannot think himself a Captain, If he wear not this like a fore-horse; yet it is not Staple commodity; these are perfumed too, Of the Roman wash, and yet a stale red herring Would fill the belly better, and hurt the head less: And this is Venice gold, would I had it again In french crowns in my pocket. O you commanders That like me have no dead paies, nor can cozen The Commissary at a muster, let me stand For an example to you, as you would Enjoy your privileges: videlicet, To pay your debts, and take your lechery gratis To have your issue warmed by others' fires, To be often drunk, and swear, yet pay no forfeit, To the poor, but when you share with one another, With all your other choice immunities, Only of this I seriously advise you: Let Courtiers trip like Courtiers, And your Lords of dirt and dung hills meet Their woods and acres, in velvets, satins, tissues, But keep you constant to doth and chamois, Mont. Have you heard of such a penitent homily, Belg. I am studying now Where I shall hide myself till the rumor of My wealth and bravery vanish, let me see, There is a kind of a vaulting house not far off, Where I used to spend my afternoons, among Suburb she-gamesters; and yet now I think on't I have cracked a ring or two there, which they made Others to solder, no, Inter a Bawd and two wenches, with two children. 1. Wench. O, have we spied you. Bawd. Upon him without ceremony, now the time While he is in the paying vein. 2. Wench. Save you brave Captain. Beauf. jun. 'Slight, how she stares, they are worse than she-wolves to him. Belg. Shame me not in the streets, I was coming to you. 1. Wen. O Sir, you may in public pay for the fiddling You had in private. 2. Wen. We hear you are full of crowns, Sir. 1. Wen. And therefore knowing you are openhanded, Before all be destroyed, I'll put you in mind, Sir, Of your young heir here. 2. Wen. Here's a second, Sir, That looks for a child's portion. Bawd. There are reckonings For Muskadine and eggs too, must be thought on. 1. Wen. We have not been hasty, Sir. Bawd. But stayed your leisure; But now you are ripe, and laden with fruit. 2. Wen. 'tis fit you should be pulled; here's a boy, Sir, Pray you kiss him, 'tis your own, Sir, 1. Wench. Nay, buss this first, It hath just your eyes, and such a promising nose, That if the sign deceive me not, in time 'twill prove a notable striker, like his father. Belg. And yet you laid it to another. 1. Wen. True, While you were poor, and it was policy, But she that has variety of fathers, And makes nor choice of him that can maintain it, ne'er studied Aristotle's Problems. Lan. A smart quean. Belg. Why branches will you worry me? 2. Wen. No, but ease you Of your golden burden, the heavy carriage may Bring you to a sweating sickness. Belg. Very likely, I foam all over already. 1. Wen. Will you come off, Sir? Belg. Would I had ne'er come on: hear me with patience, Or I will anger you. Go to, you know me And do not vex me further: by my sins And your diseases, which are certain truths, whate'er you think, I am not master at This instant, of a livre. 2. Wen. What, and in Such a glorious suit? Belg. The liker wretched things To have no money. Bawd. You may pawn your clothes, Sir, 1. Wen. Will you see your issue starve? 2. Wen. Or the mothers beg? Belg. Why, you unconscionable strumpets, would you have me Transform my hat to double clouts and biggins? My corselet to a cradle? or my belt To swaddlebands? or turn my cloak to blankets? Or to sell my sword and spurs for soap and candles? Have you no mercy? what a chargeable devil We carry in our breeches? Beauf. jun. Now 'tis time. To fetch him off. Enter Beaufort sen. Mont. Your father does it for us. Bawd. The Governor! Beauf. sen. What are these? 1. Wen. And it like your Lordship, Very poor spinsters. Bawd. I am his Nurse and Laundress, Belg. You have nursed and laundered me, hell take you for it. Vanish. Cham. Do, do, and talk with him hereafter. 1. Wen. 'tis our best course 2. Wen. We'll find a time to fit him. Exit Bawd and Whores. Beauf. sen. Why, In this heat, Belgarde Belg. You are the cause of 't. Beauf. sen Who, I? Belg. Yes, your pied livery, and your gold Draw these vexations on me, pray you strip me And let me be as I was: I will not lose The pleasures and the freedom which I had In my certain poverty; for all the wealth Fair France is proud of? Beauf. sen. we at better leisure Will learn the cause of this. Beauf. jun. What answer, Sir, From the Admiral? Beauf. sen. None, his daughter is removed To the sort of Montrevile, and he himself In person fled, but where is not discovered, I could tell you wonders, but the time denies me Fit liberty. In a word, let it suffice The power of our great master is contemned, The sacred laws of God and man profaned, And if I sit down with this injury, I am unworthy of my place, and thou Of my acknowledgement: draw up all the troops, As I go, I will instruct you to what purpose. Such as have power to punish, and yet spare From fear, or from connivance, others ill Though not in act assist them in their will Exeunt. Actus quinti Scena prima. Montrevile, Theocrine, servants. MONTREVILE. Bind them, and gag their mouths sure, I alone Will be your convoy. 1. Wom. Madam, 2. Wom. Dearest Lady, Pag. Let me fight for my Mistress. Serv. 'tis in vain, Little cockerel of the kind. Montr. Away with them, And do as I command you, Theocr. Montrevile Exeunt Servants, Page, Women. You are my father's friend, nay, more a soldier, And if a right one, as I hope to find you, Though in a lawful war you had surprised A City, that bowed humbly to your pleasure, In honour you stand bound to guard a virgin From violence; but in a free estate Of which you are a limb, to do a wrong Which noble enemies never consent to Is such an insolence. Montr. How her heart beats! Much like a Partridge in a sparhawk's foot, That with a panting silence does lament The fate she cannot fly from! sweet, take comfort, You are safe, and nothing is intended to you But love and Service. Theocr. They came never clothed In force, and outrage, upon what assurance (Remembering only that my father lives) Who will not tamely suffer the disgrace. Have you presumed to hurry me from his house, And as I were not worth the waiting on, To snatch me from the duty, and attendance Of my poor servants. Montr. Let not that afflict you, You shall not want observance, I will be Your Page, your Woman, Parasite or Fool, Or any other property, provided You answer my affection. Theocr. In what kind? Montr. As you had done young Beaufort's. Theocr. How? Montr. So Lady, Or, if the name of wife appear a yoke Too heavy for your tender neck, so I Enjoy you as a private friend, or mistress, 'twill be sufficient. Theocr. Blessed Angels guard me What frontless impudence is this? What devil Hath to thy certain ruin tempted thee To offer me this motion? by my hopes Of after joys, submission, not repentance Shall expiate this soul intent. Montr. Intent? 'tis more, I'll make it act Theocr. Ribald, thou darest not, And if (and with a fever to thy soul) Thou but consider that I have a father And such a father, as when this arrives at His knowledge, as it shall, the terror of His vengeance, which as sure as save must follow, Will make thee curse the hour in which lust caught thee To nourish these base hopes, and 'tis my wonder Thou darest forget how tender he is of me And that each shadow of wrong done to me Will raise in him a tempest not to be But with thy heartblood calmed: this when I see him. Montr. As thou shalt never. Theocr. Wilt thou murder me? Montr. No, no, 'tis otherwise determined, fool, The master which in passion kills his slave That may be useful to him, does himself The injury: Know thou most wretched creature, That father thou presum'st upon, that father, That when I sought thee in a noble way, Denied thee to me, fancying in his hope A higher match from his excess of dotage, Hath in his bowels kindled such a flame Of impious most unnatural lost, That now he fears his furious desires, May force him to do that he shakes to think on. Theocr. O me most wretched. Montr. Never hope again To blast him with those eyes, their golden beams Are unto him arrows of death and hell, But unto me divine artillery. And therefore since what I so long in vain pursued, is offered to me, and by him Given up to my possession: do not flatter thyself with an imaginary hope, But that I'll take occasion by the forelock, And make use of my fortune; as we walk I'll tell the more. Theocr. I will not stir. Montr. I'll force thee: Theocr. Help, help, Montr. In vain, Theocr. In me my brother's blood Is punished at the height. Montr. The Coach there. Theocr. Dear Sir, Montr. Tears, curses, prayers, are alike to me, I can, and must enjoy my present pleasure, And shall take time to mourn for it at leisure. Exit. Actus quinti, Scaena secunda. Enter Malefort solus. Malef. I have played the fool, the gross fool, to believe The bosom of a friend will hold a secret, Mine own could not contain, and my industry In taking liberty from my innocent daughter, Out of false hopes of freedom to myself, Is in the little help it yields me, punished. she's absent, but I have her figure here, And every grace, and rarity about her, Are by the pencil of my memory In living colours painted on my heart. My fires too, a short interim closed up Break out with greater fury. Why was I Since 'twas my fate, and not to be declined In this so tender conscienced? Say I had Enjoyed what I desired, what had it been But incest? and there's something here that tells me I stand accountable for greater sins, I never checked at: neither had the crime Wanted a president. I have read in story Those first great Heroes that for their brave deeds Were in the world's first infancy styled gods, Freely enjoyed what I deny myself. Old Saturn in the golden age embraced His sister Ops and in the same degree The thunderer juno, Neptune, Thetis, and By their example after the first deluge Deucalion Pyrrha. Universal nature As every day 'tis evident allows it To creatures of all kinds. The gallant horse Covers the Mare to which he was the fire, The bird with fertile seed gives new increase To her that hatched him. Why should envious man then Brand that close act which adds proximity To what's most near him, with the abhorred title Of incest? or our later laws forbid What by the first was granted? let old men That are not capable of these delights And solemn superstitions fools prescribe Rules to themselves, I will not curb my freedom But constantly go on, with this assurance, I but walk in a path which greater men Have trod before me, ha this is the fort, Open the gate. Within there. Enter two Soldiers with Muskets. 1 Sould. With your pardon We must forbid your entrance. Mal. Do you know me? 2 Soul. Perfectly my Lord. Mal. I am this captain's friend. 1 Sould. It may be so, but till we know his pleasure You must excuse us. 2 Sould. we'll acquaint him with Your waiting here. Mont. Waiting slave, he was ever By me commanded. 1 Sould. As we are by him. Montr. So punctual, pray you then in my name entreat His presence. 2 Sould. That we shall do. Exeunt Soldiers. Mal. I must use Some strange persuasions to work him to Deliver her, and to forget her vows, And horrid oaths I in my madness made him. Take to the contrary, and may I get those Once more in my possession, I will bear her Into some close cave, or desert, where we'll end Our lusts and lives together. Enter Montreville and soldiers. Montr. Fail not, on The forfeit of your lives to execute What I commanded. Mal. Montrevile, how is't friend? Mont. I am glad to see you wear such cheerful looks, The world's well altered. Mal. Yes I thank my stars But methinks thou art troubled. Mont. Some light cross, But of no moment. Mal. So I hope, beware Of sad and impious thoughts, you know how far They wrought on me. Mont. No such come near me sir. I have like you no daughter, and much wish You never had been cursed with one. Ma. Who I? Thou art deceived, I am most happy in her. Mont. I am glad to hear it. Mal. My incestuous fires Towards her are quite burnt out, I love her now As a father, and no further. Mont. Fix there then Your constant peace, and do not try a second Temptation from her. Mal. Yes friend though she were By millions of degrees more excellent In her perfections, Nay though she could borrow A form Angel call to take my frailty It would not do, and therefore Montrevile (My chief delight next her) I come to tell thee The governor and I are reconciled, And I confirmed, and with all possible speed To make large satisfaction to young Beaufort And her whom I have so much wronged, and for thy trouble in her custody, of which I'll now discharge thee, there is nothing in My nerves or fortunes, but shall ever be At thy devotion. Montr. You promise faintly, Nor doubt I the performance, yet I would not Hereafter be reported, to have been The principal occasion of your falling Into a relapse, or but suppose out of The easiness of my nature, and assurance You are firm, and can hold out, I could consent: You needs must know there are so many lets That make against it, that it is my wonder You offer me the motion, having bound me With oaths and imprecations on no terms, Reasons, or arguments, you could propose, I ever should admit you to her sight, Much less restore her to you. Male. Are we soldiers, and stand on oaths? Montr. 'tis beyond my knowledge In what we are more worthy, then in keeping Our words, much more our vows. Malef. Heaven pardon all, How many thousands in our heat of wine, Quarrels and play, and in our younger days (In private, I may say) between ourselves In points of love, have we to answer for, Should we be scrupulous that way. Montr. You say well, And very aptly call to memory Two oaths against all ties and rites of friendship Broken by you to me. Malef. No more of that. Montr. Yes 'tis material, and to the purpose The first (and think upon't) was when I brought you As a visitant to my mistress then, the mother Of this same daughter, whom with dreadful words Too hideous to remember, you swore deeply For my sake never to attempt, yet then, Then, when you had a sweet wife of your own, I know not with what arts, philtres, and charms, (Unless in wealth and fame you were above me) You won her from me, and her grant obtained, A marriage with the second waited on, The burial of the first (that to the world Brought your dead son) this I sat tamely down by, Wanting indeed occasion and power To be at the height revenged. Malef. Yet this you seemed Freely to pardon. Montr. As perhaps I did. Your daughter Theocrine growing ripe, (Her mother too deceased) and fit for marriage I was a suitor for her, had your word Upon your honour, and our friendship made Authentical, and ratified with an oath, She should be mine, but vows with you being like To your religion, a nose of wax To be turned every way, that very day The governor's son but making his approaches Of Courtship to her, the wind of your ambition For her advancement scattered the thin sand In which you wrote your full consent to me, And drew you to his party. What hath passed since You bear a register in your own bosom That can at large inform you. Malef. Montrevile I do confess all that you charge me with To be strong truth, and that I bring a cause Most miserably guilty, and acknowledge That though your goodness made me mine own judge I should not show the least compassion, Or mercy to myself. O let not yet My foulness taint your pureness, or my falsehood Divert the torrent of your loyal faith. My ills, if not returned by you, will add Lustre to your much good, and to o'ercome With noble sufferance will express your strength, And triumph o'er my weakness. If you please to My black deeds being only known to you, And in surrendering up my daughter buried: You not alone make me your slave (for I At no part do deserve the name of friend) But in your own breast raise a monument Of pity to a wretch on whom with justice You may express all cruelty. Mont. You much move me. Mal. O that I could but hope it, to revenge An injury is proper to the wishes Of feeble women, that want strength to act it: But to have power to punish, and yet pardon Peculiar to Princes, see these knees, That have been ever stiff to bend to heaven To you are supple, Is there ought beyond this That may speak my submission? or can pride (Though I well know it is a stranger to you) Desire a feast of more humility To kill her growing appetite? Mont. I required not To be sought to this poor way, yet 'tis so far A kind of satisfaction that I will Dispense a little with those serious oaths You made me take, your daughter shall come to you, I will not say as you delivered her, But as she is you may dispose of her As you shall think most requisite. Exit Montrevile. Mal. His last words are riddles to me. Here the lion's force Would have proved useless and against my nature Compelled me from the Crocodile to borrow Her counterfeit tears, there's now no there there, May I but quench these fires that rage within me, The soldiers thrust forth Theocrine, her garments loose, her hair disheveled. And fall what can fall, I am armed to bear is, 2 Sould. You must be packing Theo. Hath he robbed me of Mine honour, and denies me now a room To hide my shame? 2 Sould. My Lord the Admiral Attends your Ladyship. 1 Sould. Close the port, and leave 'em. Exeunt soldier. Mal. Ha! who is this? how altered! how deformed! It cannot be. And yet this creature has A kind of a resemblance to my daughter, My Theocrine! but as different From that she was, as bodies dead are in Their best perfections, from what they were When they had life and motion. Theo. 'tis most true fir, I am dead indeed to all but misery. O come not near me sir, I am infectious, To look on me at distance is as dangerous As from a pinnacle's cloud-kissing spire, With giddy eyes to view the steep descent But to acknowledge me a certain ruin. O sir. Mal. Speak Theocrine, force me not To farther question, my fears already Have choked my vital spirits. Theo. Pray you turn away Your face and hear me, and with my last breath Give me leave to accuse you. What offence From my first infancy did I commit That for a punishment you should give up My Virgin chastity to the treacherous guard Of Goatish Montrevile? Mal. What hath be done? Theo. Abused me fir by violence, and this told I cannot live to speak more: may the cause In you find pardon, but the speeding curse Of a ravished maid fall heavy, heavy on him, Beaufort my lawful love, farewell for ever. She dies. Malef. Take not thy flight so soon immaculate spirit. 'tis fled already, how the innocent As in a gentle slumber pass away, But to cut off the knotty thread of life In guilty men, must force stern Atropos To use her sharp knife often. I would help The edge of hers with the sharp point of mine But that I dare not die, till I have rent This dog's heart piecemeal. O that I had wings To scale these walls, or that my hands were Canons To bore their flinty sides, that I might bring The villain in the reach of my good sword, The Turkish Empire offered for his ransom Should not redeem his life. O that my voice Were loud as thunder and with horrid sounds Might force a dreadful passage to his ears, And through them reach his soul, libidinous monster Foul ravisher, as thou durst do a deed Which forced the Sun to hide his glorious face Behind a sable Masque of clouds appear, And as a man defend it, or like me Show some compunction for it. Montrevile above the curtain, suddenly drawn. Montr. Ha, ha, ha. Malef. Is this an object to raise mirth? Montr. Yes, yes. Malef. My daughter's dead. Mont. Thou hadst best follow her, Or if thou art the thing thou art reported, Thou shouldst have led the way. Do tear thy hair like a village nurse, and mourn while I laugh at thee. Be but a just examiner of thyself And in an equal balance poise the nothing Or little mischief I have done compared With the ponderous weight of thine, and how canst thou Accuse or argue with me? mine was a rape And she being in a kind contracted to me, The fact may challenge some qualification: But thy intent made nature's self run backward, And done, had caused an earthquake. A soldier above. 1. Sold. Captain. Montr. Ha, 2. Sold. Our outworks are surprised, the centinel slain, The corpse du garde defeated too. Montr. By whom? 1. Sold. The sudden storm and darkness of the night Forbids the knowledge, make up speedily, Or all is lost. Montr. In the dive is name, whence comes this! They descend. Mal. Do, do, rage on, rend open AEolus Thy brazen prison, and let loose at once Thy stormy issue blustering Boreas, A storm. Aided with all the gales, the Pilot numbers Upon his compass, cannot raise a tempest Through the vast region of the air, like that I feel within me: for I am possessed With whirlwinds, and each guilty thought to me is A dreadful Hurricano; though this centre Labour to bring forth earthquake, and bell open Her wide stretched jaws, and let out all her furies, They cannot add an atom to the mountain Of fears and terrors that each minute threaten To fall on my accursed head. Ha, is't fancy? Enter the Ghost of young Malefort, naked from the waist full of wounds, lend in the shadow of a lady, her face leprous. Or hath hell heard me, and makes proof if I Dare stand the trial? yes, I do, and now I view these apparitions I feel, I once did know the substances For what come you? Are your aerial form deprived of language, And so denied to tell me? that by signs You bid me ask here of myself? 'tis so The Ghosts use several gestures. And there is something here makes answer for you. You come to lance my seared up conscience? Yes, And to instruct me, that those thunderbolts, That hurled me headlong from the height of glory, Wealth, honours, worldly happiness, were forged Upon the anvil of my impious wrongs And cruelty to you? I do confess it; And that my lust compelling me to make way For a second wife, I poisoned thee, and that The cause (which to the world is undiscovered) That forced thee to shake off thy filial duty To me thy father, had its spring and source From thy impatience to know thy mother, That with all duty, and obedience served me (For now with horror I acknowledge it) Answered still by signs. Removed unjustly: yet thou being my son, Were't not a competent judge marked out by heaven For her revenger, which thy falling by My weaker hand confirmed. 'tis granted by thee. Can any penance expiate my guilt? Or can repentance save me? they are vanished. Exeunt Ghosts. What's left to do then? I'll accuse my face That did not fashion me for nobler uses Or if those stars cross to me in my birth, Had not denied their prosperous influence to it With peace of conscience like to innocent men, I might have ceased to be, and not as now, To curse my cause of being. He's killed with a flash of lightning. Enter Belgarde with soldiers Belg. Here is a night To season my silks. Buff-jerkin, now I miss thee, Thou hast endured many foul nights, but never One like to this; how fine my feather looks now! Just like a capon's tail stolen out of the pen And hid in the sink, and yet't had been dishonour To have charged me without it, wilt thou fever cease, Is the petard, as I gave directions, fastened On the portcullis? Another Sold. It hath been attempted By divers, but in vain. Belg. These are your gallants, That at a feast take the first place, poor I, Hardly allowed to follow; marry in These foolish businesses they are content That I shall have precedence, I much thank Their manners, or their fear; second me Soldier, They have had no time to undermine, or if They have, it is blowing up, and fetching A caper or two in the air, and I will do it, Rather than blow my nails here. Sold. O brave Captain! Exeunt. An alarum noise and cries within, a flourish. Enter Beaufort senior: Beaufort junior: Montague: Chamont: Lanour: Belgarde: Montrevile: Soldiers. Montr. Racks cannot force more from me than I have Already told you. I expect no favour I have cast up my account. Beauf. sen. Take you the charge Of the fort Belgarde, your dangers have deserved it. Belg. I thank your excellence, this will keep me safe yet From being pulled by the sleeve, and bid remember The thing I wot of. Beau. jun. All that have eyes to weep, Spare one tear with me. Theocrine's dead, Montr. Her father too lies breathless here, I think, Struck dead with thunder. Cham. 'Tis apparent: how His carcase smells. Lan. His face is altered to Another colour. Beauf. jun. But here's one retained Her native innocence, that never yet Called down heaven's anger. Beauf. sen. 'tis in vain to mourn For what's past help. We will refer bad man Your sentence to the King: may we make use of This great example, and learn from it, that There cannot be a want of power above To punish murder, and unlawful love. Exeunt omnes. FINIS. Imprimatur. THO.. WYKES IAN. 21. 1638.