THE VIRGIN martyr, A tragedy, AS IT HATH been DIVERS times publicly Acted with great Applause, By the Servants of his Majesty's Revels. Written by Philip Messenger and Thomas Deker. LONDON, Printed by B, A. for Thomas jones. 1622. The Actors names. Dioclesian Emperors of Rome. Maximinus, A King of Pontus. A King of Epire. A King of Macedon. Sapritius, Governor of Caesaria. Theophilus, a zealous persecutor of the Christians. Sempronius, Captain of Sapritius Guards. Antoninus, son to Sapritius. Macrinus, friend to Antoninus. Harpax an evil spirit, following Theophilus in the shape of a Secretary. Artemia, daughter to Dioclesian. Caliste Daughters to Theophilus. Christeta. Dorothea, The Virgin Martyr. Angelo, a good spirit, serving Darothea in the habit of a Page. A British Slave. Hercius, a Whoremaster. servants to Darothea. Spungius, a Drunkard. A Priest to jupiter. Officers and Executioners. THE VIRGIN martyr. Actus primus. Scene I. Enter Theophilus, Harpax. Theoph. COme to Casarea tonight? Harpax. Most true Sir, Theoph. The Emperor in person? Harpax. Do I hue. Theo. 'tis wondrous strange, the marches of great Princes Like to the motions of prodigious Meteors. Are step, by step observed, and loud tongued Fame The harbinger to prepare their entertainment: And were it possible, so great an army, Though covered with the night, could be so near: The Governor cannot be so unfriended Among the many that attend his person, But by some secret means he should have notice Of Caesar's purpose in this, then excuse me If I appear incredulous. Harpax. At your pleasure. Theop. Yet when I call to mind you never failed me In things more difficult, but have discovered Deeds that were done thousand leagues distant from me, When neither woods, nor caves, not secret vaults, No nor the power they serve, could keep these Christians, Or from my reach or punishment, but thy magic Still laid them open: I begin again To be as confident as heretofore. It is not possible thy powerful art Should meet a check, or fail. Enter a Priest with the image of jupiter; Caliste, Christata. Harp. Look on these vestals, The holy pledges that the gods have given you, Your chaste fair daughters. Were't not to upbraid A service to a master not unthankful, I could say this in spite of your prevention, Seduced by an imagined faith, not reason, (Which is the strength of Nature) quite forsaking The Gentile gods, had yielded up themselves To this new found religion. This I crossed, Discovered their intentions, taught you to use With gentle words and mild persuasions, The power, and the authority of a father Set of with cruel threats and so reclaimed 'em, And whereas they with torments should have died, (hell's furies to me had they undergone it) aside They are now votaries in great Jupiter's temple, And by his Priest instructed, grown familiar With all the Mysteries, nay the most abstruse ones Belonging to his deity. Theoph. 'twas a benefit For which I ever owe you, Hail jove's Flamen, Have these my daughters reconciled themselves (Abandoning for ever the Christian way) To your opinion. Priest. And are constant in it, They teach their teachers with their depth of judgement, And are with arguments able to convert The enemies to our gods and answer all They can object against us. Theoph. My dear daughters. Caliste. We dare dispute against this new sprung sect In private or public. Harpax. My best Lady. Persever in it. Christeta. And what we maintain We will seal with our bloods. Harpax. Brave resolution. I e'en grow fat to see my labours prosper. Theoph. I young again to your devotions. Harpax. Do. My prayers be present with you. exeunt Priest and daughters Theoph. Oh my Harpax. Thou engine of my wishes, thou that steeledst My bloody resolutions, thou that armest My eyes 'gainst womanish tears and soft compassion. Instructing me without a sigh to look on Babes torn by violence from their mother's breasts To feed the fire, and with them make one flame: Old men as beasts, in beasts skins torn by dogs: Virgins and matrons tire the executioners, Yet I unsatisfied think their torments easy. Harpax. And in that just, not cruel. Theoph. Wear all sceptres That grace the hands of kings made into one, And offered me, all crowns laid at my feet, I would contemn them all, thus spit at them. So I to all posterities might be called The strongest champion of the Pagan gods And rooter out of Christians. Harpax. Oh mine own, Mine own dear Lord, to further this great work I ever live thy slave. Enter Saprinus and Sempronius. Theoph. No more the Governor. Sapr. Keep the ports close, and let the guards be doubled Disarm the Christians, call it death in any To wear a sword, or in his house to have one. Semp. I shall be careful Sir, Sap. It will well become you. Such as refuse to offer sacrifice To any of our gods, put to the torture. Grub up this growing mischief by the roots, And know when we are merciful to them, We to ourselves are cruel. Semp. You pour oil On fire that burns already at the height, I know the emperor's Edict and my charge, And they shall find no favour. Theoph. My good Lord, This care is timely, for the entertainment Of our great master, who this night in person Comes here to thank you. Sapritius. Who the Emperor? Har. To clear your doubts, he does return in triumph, Kings lackeying by his triumphant Chariot, And in this glorious victory my Lord, You have an ample share: for know your son, The near enough commended Antoninus, So well hath fleshed his maiden sword, and died His snowy plumes so deep in enemy's blood, That besides public grace, beyond his hopes There are rewards propounded. Sap. I would know No mean in thine could this be true. Harpax. My head answer the forfeit. Sapritius. Of his victory There was some rumor, but it was assured The army passed a full day's journey higher Into the country. Harpax. It was so determined, But for the further honour of your son, And to observe the government of the city, And with what rigor, or remiss indulgence The Christians are pursued he makes his stay here. For proof his trumpets speak his near arrival. Trumpets afar of. Sap. Haste good Sempronius, draw up our guards, And with all ceremonious pomp receive The conquering army. Let our garrison speak Their welcome in loud shouts, the city show Her state and wealth. Sempr. I am gone. exit Sempronius Sapr. O I am ravished With this great honour, cherish good Theophilus This knowing scholar, send your fair daughters I will present them to the Emperor, And in their sweet conversion, as a mirror Express your zeal and duty. a lesson of Cornets. Theoph. Fetch them good Harpax. A guard brought in by Sempronius, soldiers leading in three kings bound, Antoninus and Macrinus carrying the Emperor's eagles, Dioclesian with a guilt laurel on his head, loading in Artemia, Sapritius kisses the Emperor's hand, then embraces his son, Harpax brings in Caliste and Christeta, loud shouts. Diocle. So at all parts I find Caesarea Completely governed, the licentious soldier Confined in modest limits, and the people Taught to obey, and not compelled with rigor; The ancient Roman discipline revived, (Which raised Room to her greatness, and proclaimed her The glorious mistress of the conquered world) But above all the service of the gods So zealously observed, that (good Sapritius) In words to thank you for your care and duty Were much unworthy Dioclesian's honour Or his magnificence to his loyal servants. But I shall find a time with noble titles To recompense your merits. Sapr. Mightiest Caesar Whose power upon this globe of earth, is equal To loves in heaven, whose victorious triumphs On proud rebellious Kings that stir against it Are perfect figures of his immortal trophies Won in the giants war, whose conquering sword Guided by his strong arm, as deadly kills As did his thunder, all that I have done, Or if my strength were centupled could do, Comes short of what my loyalty must challenge. But if in any thing I have deserved Great Caesar's smile, 'tis in my humble care Still to preserve the honour of those gods, That make him what he is: my zeal to them I ever have expressed in my fell hate Against the Christian sect, that with one blow Ascribing all things to an unknown power, Would strike down all their temples, and allows them Nor sacrifice nor altars. Diocle. Thou in this Walkest hand in hand with me, my will and power Shall not alone confirm, but honour all That are in this most forward. Sap. Sacred Caesar; If your imperial Majesty stand pleased To shower your favours upon such as are The boldest champions of our religion, Look on this reverend man, to whom the power Of searching out, and punishing such delinquents, Was by your choice committed, and for proof He hath deserved the grace imposed upon him, And with a fair and even hand proceeded Partial to none, not to himself, or those Of equal nearness to himself, behold This pair of Virgins. Diocle What are these? Sapr. His daughters. Arte. Now by your sacred fortune they are fair ones, Exceeding fair ones, would 'twere in my power To make them mine. Theo. They are the gods, great Lady, They were most happy in your service else, On these when they fell from their father's faith I used a judge's power, entreaties failing (They being seduced) to win them to adore The holy powers we worship, I put on The scarlet robe of bold authority, And as they had been strangers to my blood, Presented them in the most horrid forms All kind of tortures, part of which they suffered With Roman constancy. Arte. And could you endure Being a father, to behold their limbs Extended on the rack? Theo. I did, but must Confess there was a strange contention in me, Between the impartial office of a judge, And pity of a father, to help justice Religion stepped in, under which odds Compassion fell: yet still I was a father, For even then, when the flinty hangman's whips Were worn with stripes spent on their tender limbs, I kneeled, and wept, and begged them though they would Be cruel to themselves, they would take pity On my grey hairs. Now note a sudden change, Which I with joy remember, those whom torture Nor fear of death could terrify, were o'ercome By seeing of my sufferings, and so won, Returning to the faith that they were borne in, I gave them to the gods, and be assured I that used justice with a rigorous hand Upon such beauteous virgins, and mine own, Will use no favour where the cause commands me To any other, but as rocks be deaf To all intreaties. Diocle. Thou deserv'st thy place, Still hold it and with honour, things thus ordered Touching the gods 'tis lawful to descend To human cares, and exercise that power Heaven has conferred upon me, which that you Rebels and traitors to the power of Rome Should not with all extremities undergo, What can you urge to qualify your crimes Or mitigate my anger? Epire. We are now Slaves to thy power, that yesterday were kings, And had command o'er others, we confess Our grandsires paid yours tribute, yet left us As their forefathers had desire of freedom. And if you Romans hold it glorious honour Not only to defend what is your own, But to enlarge your Empire, (though our fortune Denies that happiness) who can accuse The famished mouth if it attempt to feed, Or such whose fetters eat into their freedoms, If they desire to shake them off. Pontus. We stand The last examples to prove how uncertain All humane happiness is, and are prepared To endure the worst. Macedon. That spoke which now is highest In Fortune's wheel, must when she turns it next Decline as low as we are. This considered Taught the Egyptian Hercules Sesostris (That had his chariot drawn by captive kings) To free them from that slavery, but to hope Such mercy from a Roman, were mere madness. We are familiar with what cruelty Room since her infant greatness, ever used Such as she triumphed over, age nor sex Exempted from her tyranny: sceptred Princes Kept in your common dungeons, and their children! In scorn trained up in base Mechanic arts For public bondmen; in the catalogue Of those unfortunate men, we expect to have Our names remembered. Diocle. In all growing Empires e'en cruelty is useful, some must suffer And be set up examples to strike terror In others though far off but when a State Is raised to her perfection, and her Bases Too firm, to shrink, or yield, we may use mercy And do't with safety, but to whom? not cowards? Or such whose baseness shames the conqueror, And robs him of his victory, as weak Perseus Did great AEmilius. Know therefore kings Of Epire, Pontus, and of Macedon, That I with courtesy can use my prisoners As well as make them mine by force, provided That they are noble enemies: such I found you Before I made you mine, and since you were so, You have not lost the courages of Princes, Although the Fortune: had you borne yourselves dejectedly, and base, no slavery Had been too easy for you, but such is The power of noble valour, that we love it e'en in our enemies, and taken with it, Desire to make them friends, as I will you. Epire. Mock us not Caesar. Diocle. By the Gods I do not. Unloose their bonds, I now as friends embrace you, Give them their Crowns again. Pon. We are twice overcome, By courage and by courtesy. Mace. But this latter, Shall teach us to live ever faithful Vassals, To Dioclesian and the power of Rome. Epire. All Kingdoms fall before her. Pon. And all Kings Contend to honour Cesar. Diocle. I believe Your tongues are the true Trumpets of your hearts, And in it I most happy Queen of fate, Imperious Fortune mix some light disaster With my so many joys to season 'em, And give them sweeter relish, I am girt round With true felicity, faithful subjects here, Here bold Commanders, here with new made friends. But what's the crown of all in thee Artemia, My only child whose love to me and duty Strive to exceed each other, Ar. I make payment But of a debt which I stand bound to tender As a daughter, and a subject. Diocle. Which requires yet A retribution from me Artemia tied by a father's care how to bestow Aye well of all things to me most precious. Nor will I therefore longer keep thee from The chief joys of creation, marriage rites, Which that thou mayst with greater pleasure taste of, Thou shalt not like with mine eyes but thine own Amongst these kings forgetting they were captives, Or these remembering not they are my subjects, Make choice of any, by jove's dreadful thunder, My will shall rank with thine. Arte. It is a bounty The daughters of great Princes seldom meet with. For they, to make up breaches in the state, Or for some other politic ends are forced To match where they affect not, may my life Deserve this favour. Diocle. Speak, I long to know The man thou wilt make happy. Artem. If that titles Or the adored name of Queen could take me, Here would I fix mine eyes and look no farther. But these are baits to take a mean borne Lady, neither that boldly may call Caesar father. In that I can bring honour unto any But from no king that lives receives addition To raise desert and virtue by my fortune, Though in a low estate were greater glory, Than to mix greatness with a Prince that owes No worth but that name only. Diocle I commend thee, 'tis like thyself. Artem. If then of men beneath me My choice is to be made, where shall I seek But among those that best deserve from you, That have served you most faithfully, that in dangers Have stood next to you, that have interposed Their breasts as shields of proof to dull the swords aimed at your bosom, that have spent their blood To crown your brows with Laurel. Macrinus. Cytherea Great Queen of love be now propitious to me. Harpax. Now mark what I foretold. Anton. Her eyes on me, Fair Venus' son draw forth a leaden dart, And that she may hate me, transfix her with it, Or if thou needs wilt use a golden one, Shoot in the behalf of any other, Thou know'st I am thy votary else where. Artem. Sir. Theoph. How he blushes! Sap. Welcome, fool, thy fortune, Stand like a block when such an Angel courts thee. Artem. I am no object to divert your eye From the beholding. Anton. Rather a bright Sun Too glorious for him to gaze upon That took not first flight from the Eagle's eyrie. As I look on the temples, or the gods, And with that reverence Lady I behold you, And shall do ever. Arte. And it will become you, While thus we stand at distance, but if love (Love borne out of th'assurance of your virtues) Teach me to stoop so low. Anton. O rather take A higher flight. Artem. Why fear you to be raised? Say I put off the dreadful a we that waits On Majesty, or with you share my beams, Nay make you to outshine me change the name Of subject into Lord, rob you of service That's due from you to me, and in me make it Duty to honour you, would you refuse me? Anton. Refuse you Madam, such a worm as I am, Refuse, what kings upon their knees would sue for? Call it, great Lady, by another name, An humble modesty that would not match A Molehill with Olimpus. Artem. He that's famous For honourable actions in the war; As you are Antoninus, a proved soldier Is fellow to a king. Anton. If you love valour, As 'tis a kingly virtue, seek it out, And cherish it in a king, there it shines brightest, And yields the bravest lustre. Look on Epire, A Prince, in whom it is incorporate, And let it not disgrace him, that he was o'ercome by Caesar, (it was a victory To stand so long against him,) had you seen him, How in one bloody seen he did discharge The parts of a Commander, and a soldier, Wise in direction, bold in execution; You would have said, great Caesar's self excepted, The world yields not his equal. Artem. Yet I have heard, Encountering him alone in the head of his troop, You took him prisoner. Epire. 'tis a truth great Princess. I'll not detract from valour. Anton. 'twas mere fortune, Courage had no hand in it. Theoph. Did ever man Strive so against his own good. Sap. Spiritless villain, How I am tortured, by the immortal gods I now could kill him. Diocl. Hold Sapritius hold, On our displeasure hold. Harpax. Why, this would make A father mad, 'tis not to be endured, Your honours tainted in it. Sapr. By heaven it is, I shall think of't. Harpax. 'tis not to be forgotten. Art. Nay kneel not Sir, I am no ravisher, Nor so far gone in fond affection to you, But that I can retire my honour safe. Yet say hereafter that thou hast neglected What but seen in possession of another Will run thee mad with envy. Anton. In her looks Revenge is written. Mac. As you love your life study t'appease her. An. Gracious madame hear me. Artem. And be again refused? Anton. The tender of My life, my service, not since you vouchsafe it, My love, my heart, my all, and pardon me: Pardon dread Princess that I made some scruple To leave a valley of security To mount up to the hill of Majesty, On which the nearer jove the nearer lightning. What knew I but your grace made trial of me? Durst I presume to embrace, where but to touch With an unmannered hand was death? the Fox When he saw first the forest's king, the Lion Was almost dread with fear, the second view Only a little daunted him, the third He durst salute him boldly: pray you apply this, And you shall find a little time will teach me To look with more familiar eyes upon you Then duty yet allows me. Sap. Well excused. Artem. You may redeem all yet. Diocl. And that he may Have means and opportunity to do so, Artemia I leave you my substitute In fair Caesarea. Sap. And here as yourself We will obey and serve her. Diocl. Antoninus So you prove hers I wish no other heir, Think on't, be careful of your charge Theophilus, Sapritius be you my daughter's guardian. Your company I wish confederate Princes In our Dismatian wars, which finished With victory I hope, and Maximinus Our brother and copartner in the Empire At my request won to confirm as much, The kingdoms I took from you we'll restore, And make you greater than you were before. Exeunt omnes, manent Antoninus & Macrinus. Antoninus, Macrinus. Anton. Oh I am lost for ever, lost Macrinus, The anchor of the wretched, hope for sakes me, And with one blast of fortune all my light Of happiness is put out. Macr. You are like to those That are ill only, 'cause they are too well, That surfeiting in the excess of blessings Call their abundance want: what could you wish, That is not fall'n upon you? honour, greatness, Respect, wealth, favour, the whole world for a dowry, And with a Princess, whose excelling form exceeds her fortune. Anton. Yet poison still is poison Though drunk in gold, and all these flattering glories To me, ready to starve, a painted banquet And no essential food: when I am scorched With fire, can flames in any other quench me? What is her love to me, greatness, or Empire, That am slave to another, who alone Can give me ease or freedom? Macr. Sir you point at Your dotage on the scornful Dorothea, Is she though fair the same day to be named With best Artemia? in all their courses Wisemen propose their ends: with sweet Artemia There comes along pleasure, security, Ushered by all that in this life is precious: With Dorothea, though her birth be noble, The Daughter to a Senator of Rome, By him lest rich (yet with a private wealth And far inferior to yours) arrives The emperor's frown (which like a mortal plague Speaks death is near) the Princess heavy scorn, Under which you will shrink, your father's fury, Which to resist even piety forbids, And but remember that she stands suspected A favourer of the Christian Sect, she brings Not danger but assured destruction with her: This truly weighed, one smile of great Artemia Is to be cherished and preferred before All joys in Dorothea, therefore leave her. An. In what thou think'st thou art most wise, thou art Grossly abused Macrinus, and most foolish. For any man to match above his rank, Is but to sell his liberty; with Artemia I still must live a servant, but enjoying Divinest Dorothea, I shall rule, Rule as becomes a husband's for the dangers, Or call it if you will assured destruction, I sleight it thus. If then thou art my friend, As I dares wear thou art, and wilt not take A governor's place upon thee, be my helper. Macri. You know I dare and will do any thing. Put me unto the test. Anton. Go then Macrinus To Dorothea, tell her I have worn, In all the battles I have fought her figure, Her figure in my heart, which like a deity Hath still protected me, thou canst speak well, And of thy choicest language, spare a little To make her understand how much I love her, And how I languish for her, bear her these jewels Sent in the way of sacrifice, not service, As to my goddess. All let's thrown behind me, Or fears that may deter me: say this morning I mean to visit her by the name of friendship, No words to contradict this. Macrinus. I am yours, And if my travel this way be ill spent, judge not, my reader will, by the event. exeunt Finis actus primus. Actus 2. Scenus 1. Enter Spungins and Hercius. Spun. Turn Christian, would he that first tempted me to have my shoes walk upon Christian soles, had turned me into a Capon, for I am sure now the stones of all my pleasure in this fleshly life are cut off. Hir. So then, if any coxcomb has a galloping desire to ride, here's a Gelding, if he can but sit him. Spun. I kick for all that like a horse, look else. Hir. But that's a kickish jade, fellow Spungins, have not I as much cause to complain as thou hast? When I was a Pagan, there was an Infidel Punk of mine, would have let me come upon trust for my curveting, a pox of your christian cockatrices, they cry like poulterer's wives, no money, no coney. Spun. Bacchus, the God of brewed Wine and Sugar, grand Patron of rob pots, upsy-freezy-tipplers, and super-naculam takers; this Bacchus, who is head warden of vintner's Hall, ale-cionner, Maior of all Victualling houses, the sole liquid Benefactor to bawdy-houses, Lanze prezado to red Noses, and invincible Adelantado over the Armado of pimpled, deep scarleted, rubified, and carbuncled faces. Her. What of all this? Spun. This boon bacchanalian stinker, did I make legs to. Hirc. Scurvy ones, when thou wert drunk. Spung. There is no danger of losing a man years by making these Endures, he that will not now and then be Calabingo, is worse than a Calamosthe: when I was a Pagan and kneeled to this Bacchus, I durst outdrink a Lord, but your Christian Lords out-bowl me: I was in hope to lead a sober life, when I was converted, but now amongst the Christians, I can no sooner stagger out of one alehouse but I reel into another: they have whole streets of nothing but drinking rooms, and drabbing chambers, jumbled together. Hirc. Bawdy Priapus, the first schoolmaster that taught Butchers how to stick pricks in flesh, and make it swell, thou knowest was the only Ningle that I cared for under the Moon, but since I left him, to follow a scurvy Lady, what with her praying and our fasting, if now I come to a wench & offer to use her any thing hardly (celling her being a Christian she must endure) she presently handles me as if I were a clove, & cleaves me with disdain as if I were a calf's head. Spung. I see no remedy fellow Hircius, but that thou and I must be half Pagans and half Christians, for we know very fools that are Christians. Hirc. Right, the quarters of Christians are good for not thing but to feed Crows. Spung. True, Christian Brokers, thou knowest, are made up of the quarters of Christians, parboil one of these rogues and he is not meat for a dog: no, no, I am resolved to have an infidel's heart, though in show I carry a Christian's face. Hir. Thy Last shall serve my foot, so will I. Spun. Our whimpering Lady and Mistress sent me with two great baskets full of Beef, Mutton, veal and Goose fellow Hircius. Hir. And Woodcock fellow Spungins. Spung. Upon the poor lean Ass fellow, on which I ride, to all the Almswomen: what thinkst thou I hue done with all this good cheer. Hir. Eat it, and be choked else. Spun. Would my Ass, basket and all were in thy maw if I did: no, as I am a demi Pagan, I sold the victuals, and coined the money into pottle pots of wine. Hir. Therein thou show'dst thyself a perfect demy-Christian too, to let the poor beg, starve and hang, or die o' the pip: our puling snotty-nose Lady sent me out likewise with a purse of money, to relieve and release prisoners: did I so think you? Spun. Would thy ribs were turned into grates of iron then. Hir. As I am a total Pagan, I swore they should be hanged first: for sirrah Spungius, I lay at my old ward of lechery, and cried a pox in your twopenny wards, and so I took scurvy common flesh for the money. Spun. And wisely done, for our Lady sending it to prisoners, had bestowed it out upon lousy knaves, and thou to save that labour casts it away upon rotten whores. Hir. All my fear is of that pinkany jack-an ape's boy, her page. Spnn. As I am a Pagan, from my codpiece downward that white-faced Monkey, frights me to, I stole but a dirty pudding last day out of an almsbasket, to give my dog when he was hungry, and the peaking chitface page hit me i'th' teeth with it. Hir. With the dirty pudding; so he did me once with a cow-turd, which in knavery I would have crumbed into ones porridge, who was half a Pagan to: the smug dandiprat smells us out whatsoever we are doing. Spun. Does he! let him take heed I prove not his back friend; He make him curse his smelling what I do. Hir. 'tis my Lady spoils the boy, for he is ever at her tail: and she's never well but in his company. Enter Angelo with a Book and Taper lighted, they seeing him, counterfeit devotion. Ange. O! now your hearts make ladders of your eyes In show to climb to heaven, when your devotion Walks upon crutches: where did you waste your time When the religious man was on his knees, Speaking the heavenly language. Spun. Why fellow Angelo, we were speaking in pedlars French I hope. Hir. We ha' not been idle, take it upon my word. Ange. Have you the baskets emptied which your Lady Sent from the charitable hands, to women That dwell upon her pity? Spun. Emptied 'em! yes, I'd be loath to have my belly so empty, yet I'm sure, I munched not one bit of them neither. Ange. And went your money to the prisoners. Hir. Went no, I carried it; and with these fingers paid it away. Ang. What way? the devil's way, the way of sin, The way of hot damnation, way of lust: And you to, wash away the poor man's bread In bowls of drunkenness. Spun. Drunkenness! yes, yes, I use to be drunk: our next neighbour's man called Christopher has often seen me drunk, has he not? Hir. Or me given so to the flesh, my cheeks speak my doings. Ange. avaunt you thieves, and hollow hypocrites. Your hearts to me lie open like black books, And there I read your doings. Spun. And what do you read in my heart? Hir. Or in mine? come amiable. Angelo, beat the flint of your brains. Spun. And let's see what sparks of wit fly out, to kindle your Carebruns. Ang. Your names even brand you, you are Spurgius called And like a Sponge you suck up liquorous wines Till your soul reels to hell. Spun. To hell! can any drunkards legs carry him so far. Ang. For blood of grapes you sold the widow's food. And starving them, 'tis murder, what's this but hell. Hircius your name, and Goatish is your nature: You snatch the meat out of the prisoner's mouth, To fatten harlots, is not this hell to, No Angel, but the devil waits on you. Spun Shall I cut his throat. Hir. No, better burn him, for I think he is a witch, but soothe, soothe him. Spun. Fellow Angelo, true it is, that falling into the company of wicked he-Christians for my part. Hir. And she-ones for mine, we have 'em swim in shoals hard by. Spun. We must confess, I took too much of the pot, and he of tother hollow commodity. Hir. Yes indeed, we laid lil on both of us, we cozened the poor, but 'tis a common thing, many a one that counts himself a better Christian then we two, has done it, by this light. Spun. But pray sweet Angelo, play not the tell-tale to my Lady, and if you take us creeping into any of these mouseholes of sin any more, let Cats flay off our skins. Hir. And put nothing but the poisoned tails of Rats into those skins. An. Will you dishonour her sweet charity. Who saved you from the tree of death and shame. Hir. Would I were hanged rather than thus be told of my faults. Spun. She took us, 'tis true, from the gallows, yet I hope she will not bar yeomen sprats to have their swinge. An. She comes, beware and mend. enter Doro. Hir. Let's break his neck, and bid him mend. Dor. Have you my messages (sent to the poor) Delivered with good hands, not robbing them Of any jot was theirs. Spun. Rob 'em Lady, I hope, neither my fellow nor I am thieves Hir. Delivered with good hands madam, else let me never lick my fingers more when I eat buttered fish. Dor. Who cheat the poor, and from them pluck their alms. Pilfer from Heaven, and there are thunderbolts From thence to beat them ever, do not lie, Were you both faithful true distributers? Spun. Lie madam, what grief is it to see you turn Swaggerer, and give your poor minded rascally servants the lie. Dor. I'm glad you do not, if those wretched people Tell you they pine for want of any thing. Whisper but to mine ear, and you shall furnish them. Hir. Whisper, nay Lady, for my part I'll cry whoop. Ang. Play no more Villains with so good a Lady, For if you do———. Spun. Are we Christians? Hir. The foul Fiend snap all Pagans for me. Ang. Away, and once more mend. Spun. Takes us for Butchers. Hir. A patch, a patch. Dor. My book and Taper. Ang. Here most holy Mistress. Dor. Thy voice sends forth such music, that I never Was ravished with a more celestial sound, Were every servant in the world like thee, So full of goodness, Angels would come down To dwell with us, thy name is Angelo, And like that name thou art, get thee to rest, Thy youth with too much watching is oppressed. Ang. No my dear Lady, I could weary stars, And force the wakeful Moon to lose her eyes By my late watching, but to wait on you, When at your prayers you kneel before the Altar, methinks I'm singing with some Choir in Heaven, So blessed I hold me in your company: Therefore my most-loved mistress do not bid Your boy so serviceable to get hence, For then you break his heart. Dor. be nigh me still then, In golden letters down i'll set that day Which gave thee to me, little did I hope To meet such worlds of comfort in thyself, This little pretty body, when I coming Forth of the temple, heard my beggar-boy, My sweet faced godly beggar-boy, crave an alms, Which with glad hand I gave, with lucky hand, And when I took thee home, my most chaste bosom methought was filled with no hot wanton fire, But with a holy flame, mounting since higher On wings of cherubins then did before. Ang. Proud am I that my lady's modest eye, So likes so poor a servant. Doro. I have offered Handfuls of gold but to behold thy Parents, I would leave Kingdoms, were I Queen of some, To dwell with thy good father, for the son Betwitching me so deeply with his presence, He that begot him must do't ten times more, I pray thee, my sweet boy, show me thy parents, Be not ashamed. Ang. I am not, I did never Know who any mother was, but by yond Palace Filled with bright heavenly Courtiers, I dare assure you, And pawn these eyes upon it, and this hand, My father is in Heaven, and pretty Mistress, If your illustrious hour Glass spend his sand No worse than yet it does, upon my life You and I both shall meet my father there, And he shall bid you welcome. Doro. A blessed day, We all long to be there, but lose the way. exeunt. Macrinus friend to Antoninus enters, being met by Theophslus and Harpax. Theo. sun-god of the day guide thee Macrinus. Mac. And thee Theophilus. Theo. Gladst thou in such scorn, I call my wish back. Mac. I'm in haste. Theo. One word, Take the least hand of time up: stay. Mac. Be brief. Theo. As thought: I prithee tell me good Macrinus How health and our fair Princess lay together This night, for you can tell, Courtiers have flies That buzz all news unto them. Mac. She slept but ill. Theo. Double thy courtesy, how does Antoninus? Mac. Ill, well, straight, crooked, I know not how. Theo. Once more, Thy head is full of Windmills: when does the Princess Fill a bed full of beauty, and bestow it On Antoninus on the wedding night. Mac. I know not. Theo. No, thou art the manuscript Where Antoninus writes down all his secrets, Honest Macrinus tell me. Mac. Fare you well Sir. exit Har. Honesty is some Fiend, and frights him hence, A many Courtiers love it not. Theo. What piece Of this State-wheel (which winds up Antoninus) Is broke, it runs so jarringly? the Man is from himself divided: Oh thou the eye By which I wonders see, tell me my Harpax, What gad fly tickles so this Macrinus, That up. flinging thy tail, he breaks thus from me, Har. Oh Sir, his brainpan is a bed of Snakes, Whose stings shoot through his eyeballs, whose poisonous spawn Engenders such a fry of speckled villainies, That valesse charms more strong than Adamant be used, the Roman Angels wings shall melt, And Caesar's Diadem be from his head Spurned by base foot, the Laurel which he wears (Returning victor) be enforced to kiss That which it hates (the fire.) And can this Ram, This Antoninus-Engine, being made ready To so much mischief, keep a steady motion, His eyes and feet you see give strange assaults. The. I'm turned a marble Statue at thy language, Which printed is in such crabbed Characters, It puzzles all my reading, what (i'th' name Of Pluto) now is hatching. Har. This Macrinus The time is, upon which love errands run Twixt Antoninus and that ghost of women, The bloodless Dorothea, who in prayer And meditation (mocking all your gods) Drinks up her ruby colour, yet Antoninus Plays the Endymion to this pale faced Moon, Courts her, seeks to catch her eyes. Theo. And what of this? Har. These are but creeping Billows Not got to shore yet, but if Dorothea Fall on his bosom, and be fired with love, (Your coldest women do so) had you ink Brewed from the infernal Styx, and not all that blackness Can make a thing so foul, as the Dishonours, Disgraces, Buffetings, and most base affronts Upon the bright Artemia, Star of Court, Great Caesar's Daughter. Theo. I now construe thee. Har. Nay more, a Firmament of Clouds being filled With jovet Artillery, shot down at once To pash your Gods in pieces, cannot give With all those thunderbolts so deep a blow To the Religion there, and Pagan lore As this; for Dorothea hates your gods, And if she once blast Antoninus' soul, Making it foul like hers: Oh the example— Theo. Eats through Caesarea's heart, like liquid poison Have I invented tortures to tent Christians, To see but which, could all that sceles hell's torments Have leave to stand aloof here on earth's stage, They would be mad till they again descended, Holding the pains most horrid, of such souls, May-games to those of mine, has this my hand Set down a Christian's execution In such dire postures, that the very hangman Fell at my foot dead hearing but their figures, And shall Macrinus and his fellow Masquer Strangle me in a dance. Har. No, on, I do hug thee, For drilling thy quick brains in this rich plot Of tortures 'gainst these Christians: on, I hug thee. Theo. Both hug and holy me, to this Dorothea Fly thou and I in thunder. Har. Not for Kingdoms Piled upon Kingdoms, there's a villain Page Waits on her, whom I would not for the world Hold traffic with, I do so hate his sight, That should I look on him I must sink down. Theo. I will not lose thee then, her to confound, None but this head with glories shall be crowned. Har. Oh, mine own as I would wish thee. exeunt. Enter Dorothea, Macrinus, Angelo. Dor. My trusty Angelo, with that curious eye Of thine, which ever waits upon my business, I prithee watch those my still-negligent servants That they perform my willing what's enjoined them Toth' good of others, else will you find them flies Not lying still, yet in them no good lies: Be careful dear Boy. Ang. Yes, my sweetest Mistress. exit. Dor. Now Sir, you may go on. Mac. I then must study, A new arithmetic, to sum up the virtues Which Antoninus gracefully become, There is in him so much man, so much goodness, So much of honour, and of all things else Which makes our being excellent, that from his store He can enough lend others, yet much taken from him, The want shall be as little as when Seas Lend from their bounty to fill up the poorness Of needy Rivers. Dor. Sir, he is more indebted, to you for praise, than you to him that owes it. Ma If Queens viewing his presents, paid to the whiteness Of your chaste hand alone, should be ambitious, But to be parted in their numerous shares, This he counts nothing: could you see main Armies Make battles in the quarrel of his valour, That 'tis best, the truest, this were nothing, The greatness of his State, his father's voice And arm, owing Caesarea, he never boasts of The sunbeams, which the Emperor throws upon him, Shine there but as in water, and guild him Not with one spot of pride, no dearest beauty, All these heaped up together in one scale, Cannot weigh down the love he bears to you Being put into the other. Dor. Could gold buy you To speak thus for your friend, you Sir are worthy Of more than I will number, and this your language Hath power to win upon another woman, Top of whose heart, the feathers of this World Are gaily stuck, but all which first you named, And now this last, his love to me are nothing, Mac. You make me a sad Messenger. enter Antoninus. But himself Being come in person, shall I hope hear from you Music more pleasing. Ant. Has your ear Macrinus Heard none then? Mac. None I like. Ant. But can there be In such a noble Casker, wherein lies Beauty and chastity in their full perfections, A rocky heart killing with cruelty A life that's prostrated beneath your feet? Dor. I am guilty of a shame I yet never knew, Thus to hold parley with you, pray Sir pardon. Ant. Good sweetness, you now have it, and shall go, Be but so merciful, before your wounding me With such a mortal weapon, as Farewell, To let me murmur to your Virgin care, What I was loath to lay on any tongue But this mine own. Dor. If one immodest accent Fly out, I hate you everlastingly. Ant. My true love dares not do it. Mac. Hermes inspire thee. They whispering below, enter above Sapritius, father to Antoninus, & Governor of Cesaria, with him Artemia the Princess, Theophilies, Spungius and Hercins. Spun. See you, do you see, our work is done, the fish you angle for is nibbling at the hook, and therefore untruss the Codpiece point of our reward, no matter if the breeches of conscience fall about our heels. The. The gold you earn is here, dam up your mouths, and no words of it. Her. No, nor no words from you of too much damning neither; I know women sell themselves daily, and are hackneyed out for silver, why may not we then betray a scurvy mistress for gold. Spun. She saved us from the Gallows, and only to keep one Proverb from breaking his neck, we'll hang her. The. 'tis well done, go go, year my fine white boys. Spun. If your red boys, 'tis well known, more ill-favoured faces then ours are painted. Sap. Those fellows trouble us. Theo. Away, away. Her. I to my sweet placket. Spun. And I to my full pot. exeunt. Ant. Come, let me tune you, glaze not thus your eyes With self-love of a vowed Virginity, Make every man your glass, you see our Sex Do never murder propagation, We all desire your sweet society, And if you bar me from it, you do kill me, And of my blood are guilty. Art. O base Villain. Sap. Bridle your rage sweet Princess. Ant. Could not my fortunes (Reared higher far than yours) be worthy of you, methinks my dear affection makes you mine. Dor. Sir, for your fortunes were they mines of gold, He that I love is richer; and for worth, You are to him lower than any slave Is to a Monarch. Sap. So insolent, base Christian. Dor. Can I, with wearing out my knees before him Get you but be his servant, you shall boast you're equal to a King. Sap. Confusion on thee, For playing thus the lying sorceress. Ant. Your mocks are great ones, none beneath the Sun Will I be servant too: on my knees I beg it, Pity me wondrous maid. Sap. I curse thy baseness. Theo. Listen to more. Dor. Oh kneel not Sir to me. Ant. This Knee is Emblem of an humbled heart, That heart which tortured is with your disdain, justly for scorning others; even this heart, To which for pity such a Princess sues, As in her hand offers me all the World, Great Caesar's daughter. Artem. Slave thou liest. Anton. Yet this Is adamant to her, that melts to you In drops of blood. Theoph. A Very dog. Anton. Perhaps 'tis my religion makes you knit the brow, Yet be you mine, and ever be your own, I ne'er will screw your conscience from that power On which you Christians lean. Sap. I can no longer, Fret out my life with weeping at thee villain; sirrah, Would when I got thee, the high thunder hand Had struck thee in the womb. Mac. We are betrayed. Arte. Is that your I doll, traitor, which thou kneelst to, Trampling upon my beauty? Theoph. Sirrah, bandog, Wilt thou in pieces tear, our jupiter, For her? our Mars, for her? our Sol, for her? A whore, a hellhound, in this globe of brains Where a whole world of tortures for such furies Have fought as in a Chaos) which should exceed, These nails shall grubbing lie, from scull to scull, To find one horrider, than all, for you, You three. Artem. Threaten not, but strike, quick vengeance flies Into thy bosom, caitiff: here all loves dies. exeunt. An. O I am thunder-struck! we are both over whelmed. Mac. With one high raging billow. Doro. You a soldier, And sink beneath the violence of a woman? An. A woman! a wronged Princess: from such a star Blazing with fires of hate, what can be looked for But tragical events? my life is now The subject of her tyranny. Doro. That fear, is base, Of death, when that death doth but life displace Out of her house of earth; you only dread The stroke, and not what follows when you are dead, There's the great fear indeed: come, let your eye, Dwell where mine do, you'll scorn their tyrannies. Enter below, Artemia, Sapritius, Theophilus a guard. Angelo comes and is close by Dorothea. Artem. My father's nerves put vigour in mine arm, And I his strength must use; because I once Shed beams of favour on thee, and with the Lion Played with thee gently when thou struckst my heart, He not insult on a base humbled prey, By lingering out thy terrors, but with one frown Kill thee: hence with 'em to execution. Seize him, but let even death itself be weary In torturing her: He change those smiles to shrieks, Give the fool what she is proud of (martyrdom) In pieces rack that Bawd to: Sap. Albeit the reverence I owe our gods and you, are in my bosom Torrents so strong, that pity quite lies drowned From saving this young man, yet when I see What face death gives him, and that a thing within me, Says 'tis my son, I'm forced to be a man, And grow fond of his life, which thus I beg. Artem. And I deny. Anton. Sir you dishonour me, To sue for that which I disclaim to have, I shall more glory in my sufferings gain, Than you in giving judgement, since I offer My blood up to your anger: nor do I kneel To keep a wretched life of mine from ruin: Preserve this temple (builded fair as your is) And Caesar never went in greater triumph Than I shall to the scaffold. Artem. Are you so brave Sir, Set forward to his triumph, and let those two Go cursing along with him. Doro. No, but pitying, (For my part, I) that you lose ten times more By torturing me, than I that dare your tortures, Through all the army of my sins, I have even Lobord to break, and cope with death to th'face; The visage of a hangman frights not me; The sight of whips, racks, gibbets, axes, fires Are scaffoldings, by which my soul climbs up To an Eternal habitation. Theo. Caesar's imperial daughter, hear me speak, Let not this Christian Thing, in this her pageantry Of proud deriding, both our gods and Caesar, Build to herself a kingdom in her death Going laughing from us. No, her bitterest torment Shall be to seel her constancy beaten down, The bravery of her resolution lie Battered by the argument, into such pieces, That she again shall (on her belly) creep To kiss the pavements of our Panim good. Arte. How to be done. Theo. He send my daughters to her, And they shall turn her rocky faith to wax, Else spit at me, let me be made your slave, And meet no Romans but a villain's grave. Arte. Thy prisoner let her be then: and Sapritius Your son, and that be yours: death shall be sent To him that suffers them by voice or letters To greet each other. Rifle her estate, Christians to beggary brought grow desperate. Dor. Still on the Bread of poverty let me feed. exeunt. Ang. O my admired mistress; quench not out The holy fires within you, though temptations Shower down upon you: clasp thine armour on, Fight well and thou shalt see, after these wars Thy head wear Sun beams, and thy feet touch stars. Enter Hircius and Spungius. Hir. How now Angelo how is't? how is't? what thread spins That whore Fortune upon her wheel now. Spun. Comesta, comesta poor knave. Hir. Come a port von, come a port von, my petite garcon Spun. Me partha we Comrade, my half inch of man's Flesh, how run the dice of this cheating world, ha? Ange. Too well on your sides, you are hid in gold o'er head and ears. Hir. We thank our fates, the sign of the gingle-boys hangs at the doors of our pockets. Spun. Who would think that we coming forth of the arse, as it were, or fag end of the world, should yet see the golden age, when so little silver is stirring. Hir. Nay who can say any citizen is an Ass, for lading his own back, with money, till his soul cracks again, only to leave his son like a gilded coxcomb behind him? will not any fool take me for a wiseman now, seeing me draw out of the pit of my treasury, this little god with his belly full of gold. Spun. And this full of the same meat out of my ambrey An. That gold will melt to poison. Spun. Poison, wudit would, whole pints for healths shall down my throat. Hir. Gold poison! there's never a she-thrasher in Caesarea that lives on the flail of money will call it so. Ang. Like slaves you sold your souls for golden dross, Bewitching her to death, who stepped between You, and the gallows. Spun. 'twas an easy matter to save us, she being so well backed. Hir. The gallows and we fell out, so she did but part us Ang. The misery of that mistress is mine own, She beggared, I left wretched. Hir. I can but let my Nose drop in sorrow with wet eyes for her. Spun. The petticoat of her estate is unlaced I confess. Hir. Yes, & the smock of her charity is now all to pieces An. For love you bear to her, for some good turns Done you by me, give me one piece of silver. Hir. How la piece of silver! if thou wert an Angel of gold I would not put thee into white money, unless I weighed thee, and I weigh thee not a rush. Spun. A piece of silver! I never had but two calves in my life, and those my mother left me; I'll rather part from the fat of them, then from a mustard-token's worth of Argent. Hir. And so sweet Nit we crawl from thee. Spun. Adieu, demi-dandiprat, adieu An. Stay one word yet, you now are full of gold. Hir. I'd be sorry my dog were so full of the pox. Spun. Or any Sow of mine of the measles either. Ang. Go, go, you're beggars both, you are not worth That leather on your feet. Hir. Away, away boy. Spun. Page you do nothing but set patches on the soles of your jests. Ang. I'm glad I tried your love, which see I want not, So long as this is full. Both. And so long as this.— so long as this. Hir. Spungius you're a pickpocket. Spun. Horcius thou hast nimmed-. so long as, not so much money is left as will buy a louse. Hir. thouart a thief, and thou liest in that gut through which thy wine runs, if thou deniest it. Spun. Thou liest deeper than the bottom of mine enraged pocket, if thou affront'st it. Ang. No blows, no bitter language, all your gold gone. Spun. Can the devil creep into ones breeches? her Yes, if his horns once get into the codpiece, Ang. Come, sigh not, I so little am in love With that whose loss kills you, that see 'tis yours, All yours, divide the heap in equal share, So you will go along with me to prison, And in our mistress sorrows bear a part: Say, will you? Both. Will we? Spun. If she were going to hanging, no gallows should part us. Hir. Let's both be turned into a rope of Onions if we do Ang. follow me then, repair your bad deeds passed, Happy are men when their best days are last, Spun. True master Angelo, pray sir lead the way. exit Au Hir. Let him lead that way, but follow thou me this way. Spun. I live in a jail. Hir. A way and shift for ourselves, she'll do well enough there, for prisoners are more hungry after mutton, than Catchpoles after prisoners. Spun. Let her starve then if a whole jail will not fill her belly. Exeunt Finis Actus secundi. Actus 3. Scenus 1. Enter Sapritius, Theophilus, Priest, Caliste, Christeta. Sapritius. Sick to the death I fear. Theophilus. I meet your sorrow, With my true feeling of it. Sap. She's a Witch, A sorceress Theophilus, my son Is charmed by her enticing eyes, and like An image made of wax, her beams of beauty Melt him to nothing; all my hopes in him. And all his gotten honours find their grave In his strange dotage on her. Would when first He saw and loved her, that the earth had opened And swallowed both alive. Theo. There's hope left yet. Sap. Not any, though the Princess were appeased, All title in her love surrendered up, Yet this coy Christian, is so transported With her religion, that unless my son (But let him perish first) drink the same potion And be of her belief, she'll not vouchsafe To be his lawful wife. Priest but once removed From her opinion, as I rest assured, The reason of these holy maids will win her, You'll find her tractable, to any thing For your content or his. Theo. If she refuse it, The Stygian damps breeding infectious airs, The Mandrake's shrieks, or basilisk's killing eye, The dreadful lightning that does crush the bones And never singe the skin, shall not appear Less fatal to her, than my zeal made hot With love unto my gods; I have deferred it In hope to draw back this Apostata, Which will be greater honour than her death Unto her father's faith, and to that end Have brought my daughters hither. Caliste. And we doubt not To do what you desire. Sap. Let her be sent for, Prosper in your good work, and were I not To attend the Princess, I would see and hear How you succeed. Theo. I am commanded to, I'll bear you company. Sap. Give them your Ring To lead her as in triumph if they win her Before her highness. exit Sap. Theo. Spare no promises, Persuasions, or threats I do conjure you, If you prevail, 'tis the most glorious work You ever undertook. Enter Dorothea and Angelo. Priest. She comes. Theoph. We leave you. Be constant and be careful. exeunt Theo. Priest. Calaste. We are sorry To meet you under guard. Dorothea. But I more grieved You are at liberty, so well I love you, That I could wish, for such a cause as mine You were my fellow prisoners: prithee Angels Reach us some chairs, please you sit? Caliste. We thank you, Our visit is for love, love to your safety. Christ. Our conference must be private, pray you therefore Command your boy to leave us. Dorothea. You may trust him With any secret that concerns my life, Falsehood and he are strangers, had you Ladies been blessed with such a servant, you had never Forsook that way (your journey even half ended) That lead to joys eternal. In the place Of loose lascivious mirth, he would have stirred you To holy meditations, and so far He is from flattery, that he would have told you, Your pride being at the height, how miserable And wretched things you were, that for an hour Of pleasure here, have made a desperate sale Of all your right in happiness hereafter. He must not leave me, without him I fall, In this life he is my servant, in the other A wished companion An. 'tis not in the devil, Nor all his wicked arts to shake such goodness. Doro. But you were speaking Lady. Caliste. As a friend And lover of your safety, and I pray you So to receive it; and if you remember How near in love our parents were, that we e'en from the cradle were brought up together. Our amity increasing with our years, We cannot stand suspected. Doro. To the purpose. Cal. We come then as good Angels Dorothea, To make you happy, and the means so easy, That be not you an enemy to yourself, Already you enjoy it. Christeta. Look on us Ruined as you are once, and brought unto it By your persuasion. Cal. But what followed Lady, Leaving those blessings which our gods gives freely, And showered upon us with a prodigal hand, As to be noble borne, youth, beauty, wealth, And the free use of these without control, check, curb, or stop, (such is our law's indulgence) All happiness forsook us, bonds and fetters For amorous Twins, the Rack and hangman's whips In place of choice delights, our Parents curses Instead of blessings, scorn neglect, contempt Fell thick upon us. Chris. This considered wisely, We made a fair retreat, and reconciled To our forsaken gods, we live again In all prosperity. Caliste. By our example Bequeathing misery to such as love it, Learn to be happy, the Christian yokes too heavy For such a dainty neck, it was framed rather To be the shrine of Venus, or a Pillar More precious than Crystal to support Our Cupid's Image, our Religion Lady Is but a varied pleasure, yours a toil Slaves would shrink under. Doro. Have you not cloven feetel are you not devils? Dare any say so much, or dare I hear it Without a virtuous and religious anger? Now to put on a Virgin modesty, Or maiden silence, when his power is questioned That is omnipotent, were a greater crime, Then in a bad cause to be impudent. Your Gods, your temples, brothel houses rather, Or wicked actions of the worst of men Pursued and practised, your religious rites, O call them rather juggling mysteries, The baits and nets of hell, your souls the prey For which the Devil angles, your false pleasures A steep descent by which you headlong fall Into eternal torments. Cal. Do not tempt Our powerful gods. Dor. Which of your powerful gods, Your gold, your silver, brass, or wooden ones? That can, nor do me hurt, nor protect you, Most pitied women, will you sacrifice To such, or call them gods or goddesses, Your Parents would disdain to be the same, Or you yourselves? O blinded ignorance, Tell me Caliste by the truth I charge you, Or any thing you hold more dear, would you To have him deified to posterity, Desire your father an Adulterer, A Ravisher, almost a Parricide, A vile incestuous wretch? Cal. That pity And duty answer for me. Dor. Or you Christeta, To be hereafter registered a goddess, Give your chaste body up to the embraces Of Goatish lust, have it writ on your forehead, This is the common Whore, the prostitute, The Mistress in the art of wantonness, Knows every trick and labyrinth of desires That are immodest. Criste. You judge better of me, Or my affection is ill placed on you, Shall I turn Strumpet? Dor, No, I think you would not, Yet Venus whom you worship was a whore, Flora the Foundress of the public Stews, And has for that her sacrifice: your great god, Your jupiter, a loose adulterer, Incestuous with his sister, read but those That have canonised them, you'll find them worse Than in chaste language I can speaks them to you, Are they immortal then that did partake Of humane weakness, and had ample share In men's most base affections? subject to unchaste loves, anger, bondage, wounds, as men are. Her jupiter to serve his lust turned Bull. The ship indeed in which he stole Europa. Neptune for gain builds up the walls of Troy As a day-labourer, Apollo keeps Admetus' sheep for bread; the Lemnian Smith Sweats at the Forge, for hire; Lyometheus here With his still growing Liver feeds the Vulture; Saturn bound fast in hell with adamant chains; And thousands more, on whom abused error Bestows a deity, will you then dear Sisters, For I would have you such, pay your Devotions To things of less power than yourselves? Cal. We worship Their good deeds in their Images. Dor. By whom fashioned, By sinful men? I'll tell you a short tale, Nor can you but confess it was a true one. A King of Egypt being to erect The Image of Osiris, whom they honour, Took from the matron's necks the richest jewels And purest gold, as the materials To finish up his work; which perfected, With all solemnity he set it up To be adored, and served himself his Idol; Desiring it to give him victory Against his enemies, but being overthrown, Enraged against his god (these are fine gods Subject to humane fury) he took down The senseless thing, and melting it again, He made a basin, in which Eunuchs washed His Concubine's feet, and for this for did use Some months it served: his mistress proving false, As most indeed do so, and grace concluded, Between him and the Priests, of the same basin He made his god again, think, think of this, And then consider, if all worldly honours Or pleasures that do leave sharp stings behind them, Have power to win such as have reasonable souls, To put their trust in dross. Cal. Oh that I had been borne Without a father. Chri. Piety to him Hath ruined us for ever. Dor. Think not so, You may repair all yet, the Attribute That speaks his Godhead most, is merciful, Revenge is proper to the Fiends you worship, Yet cannot strike without his leave, you weep, Oh 'tis a heavenly shower, celestial balm To cure your wounded conscience, let it fall, Fall thick upon it, and when that is spent, I'll help it with another of my tears. And may your true repentance prove the child Of my true sorrow, never mother had A birth so happy. Cal. We are caught ourselves That came to take you, and assured of conquest We are your Captives. Dor. And in that you triumph, Your victory had been eternal loss, And this your loss immortal gain, fix here, And you shall feel yourselves inwardly armed 'gainst tortures, death, and hell, but take heed sisters, That or through weakness, threats, or mild persuasions Though of a father, you fall not into A second and a worse Apostasy. Cal. Never, oh never, steeled by your example, We dare the worst of tyranny. Chri. here's our warrant, You shall along and witness it. Dor. Be confirmed then And rest assured, the more you suffer here, The more your glory, you to heaven more dear. exeunt. Enter Artemia, Sapritius, Theophilus, Harpax. Art. Sapritius though your son deserve no pity, We grieve his sickness, his contempt of us We cast behind us, and look back upon His service done to Caesar, that weighs down Our just displeasure, if his malady Have growth from his restraint, or that you think His liberty can cure him, let him have it, Say we forgive him freely. Sap. Your grace hindeys Ever your humblest Vassals. Art. Use all means For his recovery, though yet I love him, I will not force affection, if the Christian Whose beauty hath outrivaled mine, be won To be of our belief, let him enjoy her, That all may know when the cause will, I can Command my own desires. The. Be happy then, My Lord Sapritius, I am confident Such eloquence and sweet persuasion dwells Upon my daughter's tongues, that they will work her To any thing they please. Sap. I wish they may, Yet 'tis no easy task to undertake, To alter a perverse and obstinate woman. a shout within, loud Music. Art. What means this shout. Sap. 'tis seconded with Music, triumphant music, ha. Enter Sempromus. Semp. My Lord your Daughters The pillars of our faith having converted, For so report gives out: the Christian Lady, The Image of great jupiter borne before them Sue for access. Theo. My soul divined as much, Blessed be the time when first they saw this light, Their Mother when she bore them to support My feeble age, filled not my longing heart With so much joy, as they in this good work Have thrown upon me. Enter Priest with the Image of jupiter, jucense and Censors, followed by Caliste, and Christeta, leading Dorothea, Welcome, oh thrice welcome Daughters, both of my body and my mind, Let me embrace in you my bliss, my comfort, And Dorothea now more welcome too, Then if you never had fall'n off, I am ravished With the excess of joy, speak happy daughters The blessed event. Cal. We never gained so much By any undertaking. The. Oh my dear Girl, Our gods reward thee. Dor. Nor was ever time On my part better spent. Chri. We are all now Of one opinion. The. My best Christeta, madam if ever you did grace to worth, Vouchsafe your Princely hands. Art. Most willingly: Do you refuse it? Let us first deserve it: The. My own child still, here set our god, prepare The Incense quickly, come fair Dorothea, I will myself support you, now kneel down And pay your vows to jupiter, Dor. I shall do it Better by their example. The. They shall guide you, They are familiar with the sacrifice, Forward my Twins of comfort, and to teach her Make a joint offering. Chri. Thus. Cal. And thus. They both spit at the Image, throw it down, and spurn it. Har. Profane And impious, stand you now like a Statue? Are you the Champion of the Gods? where is Your holy zeal, your anger? The. I am blasted, And as my feet were rooted here, I find I have no motion, I would I had no sight too, Or if my eyes can serve to any use, Give me thou injured power a sea of tears, To expiate this madness in my Daughters: For being themselves, they would have trembled at So blasphemous a deed in any other, For my sake hold a while thy dreadful thunder, And give me patience to demand a reason For this accursed act. Dor. 'twas bravely done. The. Peace damned Enchantress peace, I should look on you With eyes made red with fury, and my hand That shakes with rage should much outstrip my tongue, And seal my vengeance on your hearts, but nature To you that have fall'n once, bids me again To be a father, O how durst you tempt The anger of great jove? Dor. A lack poor jove, He is no Swaggerer, how smug he stands, he'll take a kick, or any thing. Sap. Stop her mouth. Dor. It is the ancientest godling do not fear him, He would not hurt the thief that stole away Two of his golden locks, indeed he could not, And still 'tis the same quiet thing. Theo. Blasphemer. Ingenious cruelty shall punish this, Thou art past hope, but for you yet dear daughters, Again be witched, the dew of mild forgiveness May gently fall, provided you deserve it With true contrition, be yourselves again, Sue to the offended deity. Chi. Not to be The Mistress of the earth. Cal. I will not offer A grain of Incense to it, much less kneel, Not look on it but with contempt and scorn, To have a thousand years conferred upon me Of worldly blessings, we profess ourselves To be like Dorothea, Christians, And owe he for that happiness. The. My ears Receive in hearing this, all deadly charms Powerful to make man wretched. Art. Are these they You bragged could convert others? Sap. That want strength To stand themselves? Har. Your Honour is engaged, The credit of our cause depends upon it, Something you must do suddenly, The. And I will. Har. They merit death, but falling by your hand, It will be recorded for a just revenge And holy fury in you. The. Do not blow, The Furnace of a wrath thrice hot already, AEtna is in my breast, wild fire burns here, Which only blood must quench: incensed power, Which from my infancy I have adored, Look down with favourable beams upon The Sacrifice (though not allowed thy Priest) Which I will offer to thee, and be pleased (My fiery zeal inciding me to act it) To call that justice, others may style murder. Come you accursed, thus by the hair I drag you Before this holy altar; thus look on you Less pitiful than Tigers to their prey. And thus with mine own hand I take that life Which I gave to you. kills them. Doro. O most cruel Butcher. Theo. My anger ends not here, hell's dreadful porter Receive into thy ever open gates Their damned souls, and let the furies whips On them alone be wasted: and when death Closes these eyes, 'twill be Elysium to me, To hear their shrieks and howlings, make me Pluto Thy instruments to furnish thee with souls Of this accursed sect, nor let me fall Till my fell vengeance hath consumed them all. exit with Harpax hugging him. Enter Artemia laughing. Arte. 'tis a brave zeal. Doro. O call him back again, Call back your hangman, here's on prisoner left To be the subject of his knife. Arte. Not so. We are not so near reconciled unto thee, Thou shalt not perish such an easy way. Be she your charge Sapritius now, and suffer None to come near her till we have found out Some torments worthy of her. Ano. Courage Mistress, These Martyrs but prepare your glorious fate, You shall exceed them and not imitate. exeunt. Enter Spungius and Hircius ragged at several doors. Hir. Spungious. Spun. My fine rogue, how is't? how goes this tottered world Hir. Hast any money? Spun. Money! no, the Tavern. ivy clings about my money and kills it. Hast thou any money? Hir. No, my money is a mad Bull, and finding any gap opened, away it runs. Spun. I see then a Tavern and a Bawdy-house have faces much like, the one has red grates next door, the tother has peeping holes within doors; the Tavern hath evermore a bush, the bawdy close sometimes neither hedge nor bush. From a Tavern a man comes reeling, from a bawdy house not able to stand. In the Tavern you are cozened with paltry Wine, in a bawdy-house by a painted Where, Money may have Wine, and a Whore will have Money, but neither can you cry, Drawer you Rogue, or keep door rotten Bawd, without a silver Whistle, we are justly plagued therefore for running from our Mistress. Hir. Thou didst, I did not; yet I had run to, but that one gave me turpentine pills, & that stayed my running. Spun. Well: the thread of my life is drawn through the needle of necessity, whose eye looking upon my lousy breeches, cries out it cannot mend'em: which so pricks the linings of my body, and those are Heart, Lights, Lungs, Guts, and Midriff, that I beg on my knees to have Atropos (the tailor to the destinies) to take her shears and cut my thread in two, or to heat the Iron goose of Mortality, and so press me to death. Hir. Sure thy father was some botcher, and thy hungry tongue bit off these shreds of complaints, to patch up the elbows of thy nitty eloquence. Spun. And what was thy father? Hir. A low minded Cobbler, a Cobbler whose zeal set many a woman upright, the remembrance of whose Awl I now having nothing, thrusts such scurvy stitches into my soul, that the heel of my happiness has gone awry. Spun. Pity that ere thou trodst thy shoe awry. Hir. Long I cannot last, for all sowterly wax of comfort melting away, and misery taking the length of my foot, it boots not me to sue for life when all my hopes are seam. rent, and go wet-shod. Spun. This shows th'at ta cobbler's son by going through stirch: O Hircius would thou & I were so happy to be cobblers Hir. So would I, for both of us being now weary of our lives, should then be sure of shoemakers ends. Spun. I see the beginning of my end for I am almost starved. Hir. So am not I, but I am more than famished. Spun. All the members of my body are in rebellion one against another. Hir. So are mine, and nothing but a cook being a constable can appease them, presenting to my nose, instead of his painted staff, a spitful of roast-meat. Spun. But in this rebellion, what uproars do they make, my belly cries to my mouth, why dost not gape & feed me Hir. And my mouth sets out a throat to my hand why dost not thou lift up meat and cram my chops with it. Spun. Then my hand hath a fling at mine eyes, because they look not out and shark for victuals. Hir. Which mine eyes seeing, full of tears, cry aloud, and curse my feet for not ambling up and down to feed Colon, sithence if good meat be in any place, 'tis known my feet can smell. Spu. But then my feet like lazy rogues lie still, and had rather do nothing, then run to and fro, to purchase anything Hir. Why 'mong so many millions of people, should thou and I only be miserable tatterdemalions, ragamuffins, and lousy desperates. Spun. Thou art a mere I am-an-o, I am-an-as, consider the whole world, and 'tis as we are. Hir. Lousy, beggarly, thou whoreson Assa Faetida. Spun. Worse, all totterings, all out of frame, thou Fooliamini Hir. As how arsenic: come make the world smart. Sp. Old Honour goes on crutches, beggary rides caroched, honest men make feasts, knaves sit at tables, cowards are laptin velvet, soldiers (as we) in rags: Beauty turns Whore; Whore Bawd; and both die of the pox: why then when all the world stumbles, should thou and I walk upright? Enter Angelo. Hir. Stop, look who's yonder. Spun. Fellow Angelo! how does my little man? well. Ang. Yes, and would you did so, where are your clothes? Hir. Clothes! you see every woman almost go in her loose gown, and why should not we have our clothes lose? Spun. Would they were loose. Ang. Why where are they? Spun. Where many a velvet cloak I warrant at this hour keeps them company, they are pawned to a Broker. Ang. Why pawned, where's all the gold I left with you? Hir. The gold! we put that into a scrivener's hands, and he has cozened us. Spun. And therefore I prithee Angelo, if thou hast another purse, let it be confiscate, and brought to devastation. Ang. Are you made all of lies? I know which way Your gilt-winged pieces flew; I will no more Be mocked by you: be sorry for your riots, Tame your wild flesh by labour, eat the bread Got with hard hands: let sorrow be your whip To draw drops of repentance from your heart, When I read this amendment in your eyes, You shall not want, till then my pity dies. exit. Spun. Is't not a shame that this scurvy Puerilis should give us lessons? Hir. I have dwelled thou know'st A long time in the Suburbs of the conscience, and they are ever bawdy, but now my heart shall take a house within the walls of honesty. Enter Harpax aloof. Spun. O you drawers of wine, draw me no more to the bar of Beggary; the sound of Score a pottle of sack, is worse than the noise of a scolding oyster wench, or two Cats incorporating. Harp. This must not be, I do not like when conscience Thaws, keep her frozen still: how now my masters? Dejected, drooping, drowned in tears, clothes torn, Lean, and ill coloured, sighing! what's the whirlwind Which raiseth all these mischiefs? I have seen you Drawn better on't. O! but a spirit told me You both would come to this, when in you thrust yourselves into the service of that Lady, Who shortly now must die; where's now her praying What good get you by wearing your our feet, To run on scurvy errands to the poor, And to bear money to a sort of rogues, And lousy prisoners. Hir. A pox on'em, I never prospered since I did it. Spun. Had I been a Pagan still, I could not have spit white for want of drink, but come to any Vintner now and bid him trust me, because I turned Christian, and he cries puh, Har. You're rightly served; before that peevish Lady Had to do with you, women, wine, and money Flowed in abundance with you, did it not? Hir. Oh! those days, those days. Har. Beat not your breasts, tear not your hair in madness Those days shall come again be ruled by me, And better (mark me) better. Spun. I have seen you sir as I take it, an attendant on the Lord Theophilus. Har. Yes, yes, in show his servant, but hark hither. Take heed nobody listens. Spun. Not a Mouse stirs. Har. I am a Prince disguised. Hir. Disguised! how! drunk, Har. Yes my fine boy, I'll drink to, and be drunk, I am a Prince, and anyaman by me (Let him but keep my rules) shall soon grow rich, Exceeding rich, most infinitely rich, He that shall serve me, is not starved from pleasures As other poor knaves are; no, take their fill, Spun. But that sir, we are so ragged... Har. You'll say, you'd serve me. Hir. Before any master under the Zodiac. Harp. For clothes no matter; I have a mind to both. And one thing I like in you, now that you see The bonfire of your Lady's state burnt out, You give it over, do you not? Hir. Let her be hanged. Spun. And poxed. Harp Why now you're mine. Come let my bosom touch you. Spun. We have bugs Sir. Hir. there's money, fetch your clothes home, there's for you Hir. Avoid Vermin: give over our mistress! a man cannot prosper worse if he serve the devil. Har. How? the devil! I'll tell you what now of the devil, He's no such horrid creature, cloven footed, Black, saucer-eyed, his nostrils breathing fire, As these lying Christians make him. Both No! Har. He's more loving, To man, than man to man is. Hir. Is he so! would we two might come acquainted with him. Har. You shall: he's a wondrous good fellow, loves a cup of wine, a whore, any thing, you have money, it's ten to one but I'll bring him to some Tavern to you or other. Spun. I'll bespeake the best room i'th'; house for him. Har. Some people he cannot endure. Hir. we'll give him no such cause. Har. He hates a civil Lawyer, as a soldier does peace? Spun. How a commoner? Har. loves him from the teeth outward. Spun. Pray my Lord and Prince, let me encounter you with one foolish question: does the devil eat any Mace in's broth? Har. Exceeding much, when his burning fever takes him, and then he has the knuckles of a Bailiff boiled to his breakfast. Hir. Then my Lord, he loves a catchpole does he not? Har. As a Bearward does a dog, a catchpole! he has sworn if ever he dies, to make a Sergeant his heir, and a yeoman his overseer. Spun. How if he come to any great man's gate, will the Porter let him come in sit? Har. Oh, he loves Porters of great men's gates, because they are ever so near the wicket. Hir. Do not they whom he makes much on, for all his stroking their cheeks, lead hellish lives under him. Har. No, no, no, no, he will be damn before he hurts any man. Do but you (when you're throughly acquainted with him) ask for any thing, see if it does not come. Spun. Anything! Har. Call for a delicate race whore; she's brought you. Hir. Oh my elbow itches: will the devil keep the door? Har. Be drunk as a beggar, he helps you home. Spun. O my fine devil! some watchman I warrant, I wonder who's his constable. Har. Will you swear, roar, swagger? he claps you. Hir. How! o'th' chops. Har. No, o'th' shoulder, and cries O my brave boy. Will any of you kill a man? Spun. Yes, yes, ay, I. Har. What's his word, hang, hang, 'tis nothing. Or stab a woman. Hir. Yes, yes, ay, I. Har. Here's the worst word he gives you, a pox on't go on. Hir. O inveigling rascal, I am ravished. Har. Go get your clothes, turn up your glass of youth, And let the sands run merrily, nor do I care From what a lavish hand your money flies, So you give none away, feed beggars. Hir. Hang 'em. Har. And to the scrubbing poor. Hir. I'll see 'em hanged first. Har. One service you must do me. Both. Anything. Har. Your Mistress Dorothea, ere she suffers, Is to be put to tortures, have you hearts To tear her into shrieks, to fetch her soul Up in the Pangs of death, yet not to die. Hir. Suppose this she, and that I had no hands, here's my teeth. Spun. Suppose this she, and that I had no teeth, here's my nails. Hir. But will not you be there sir. Har. No, not for hills of diamonds, the grand Master Who schools her in the Christian discipline, Abhors my company; should I be there, You'd think all hell broke loose, we shall so quarrel. Ply you this business; he, her flesh who spares Is lost, and in my love never more shares. exit. Spun. Here's a Master you rogue. Hir. Sure lie cannot choose but have a horrible number of servants. exeunt Finis Actus tertis. Actus 4. Scena 1. A bed thrust out, Antioninus upon it sicks, with Physicians about him, Sapritius and Macrinus. Sap. O You that are half gods, lengthen that life Their deities lend us, turn over all the volumes Of your mysterious AEsculapian science T'encrease the number of this young man's days, And for each minute of his time prolonged, Your fee shall be a piece of Roman gold With Caesar's stamp, such as he sends his Captains When in the wars they earn well: do but save him, And as he is half myself, be you all mine. Doct. What art can do, we promise: physics hand As apt is to destroy, as to preserve, If heaven make not the medicine; all this while Our skill hath combat held with his disease, But 'tis so armed, and a deep melancholy To be such in part with death, we are in fear The grave must mock our labours. Mac. I have been His keeper in this sickness, with such eyes As I have seen my mother watch o'er me, And from that observation sure I find, It is a Mid wife must deliver him. Sap. Is he with child, a Mid wife: Mac. Yes, With child, And will I fear lose life if by a woman He is not brought to bed: stand by his Pillow Some little while and in his broken slumbers Him shall you hear cry out on Dorothea, And when his arms fly open to catch her, Closing together, he falls fast asleep, Pleased with embracings of her airy form; Physicians but torment him, his disease Laughs at their gibberish language, let him hear The voice of Dorothea, nay but the name, He starts up with high colour in his face, She or none cures him, and how that can be, (The Princess strict command, barring that happiness) To me impossible seems. Sap. To me it shall not. I'll be no subject to the greatest Caesar Was ever crowned with Laurel, rather than cease To be a father. exit. Mac. Silence sit, he wakes. Ant. Thou kill'st me Dorothea, oh Dorothea. Mac. she's here; I enjoy her. Ant. Where, Why do you mock me, Age on my head hath stuck no white hairs yet, Yet I'm an old man, a fond doting fool Upon a woman, I to buy her beauty, (Truth I am bewitched) offer my life, And she for my acquaintance hazards hers, Yet for our equal sufferings, none holds out A hand of pity. Doct. Let him have some Music. Ant. Hell on your fiddling. Doct. Take again your bed Sir, Sleep is a sovereign Physic. Ant. Take an ass's head Sir, Confusion on your fooleries, your charms, Thou stinking Glister-pipe, where's the god of rest, Thy Pills, and base Apothecary drugs Threatened to bring unto me, out you Impostors, Quacksaluing, cheating mountebanks, your skill Is to make sound men sick, and sick men kill. Mac. O be yourself dear friend. An. myself Macrunis How can I be myself, when I am mangled Into a thousand pieces, here moves my head, But where's my heart? wherever, that lies dead. Enter Sapritius dragging in Dorothea by the Hair, Angelo attending. Sap. Follow me thou damned sorcerers, call up thy spirits, And if they can, now let 'em from my hand Untwine these witching hairs. Ant. I am that spirit, Or if I be not (were you not my father) One made of Iron should how that hand in pieces That so defaces this sweet Monument Of my love's beauty? Sap. Art thou sick? Ant. To death. Sap. Wouldst thou recover? Ant. Would I live in bliss? Sap. And do thine eyes shoot daggers at that man That brings thee health? Aut. It is not in the world? Sap. Is't here? Ant. Oh Treasure, by enchantment locked In Caves as deep as hell, am I as near. Sap. Break that enchanted Caut, enter, and rifle The spoils thy lust hunts after, I descend To a base office, and become thy Pandar In bringing thee this proud Thing, make her thy Whore, Thy health lies here if she deny to give it, Force it, imagine thou assault'st a town, Weak wall, to't, 'tis thine own, beat but this down, Come, and unseen, be witness to this battery, How the coy strumpet yields. Doct. Shall the boy stay sir. Sap. No matter for the boy, Pages are used to these odd bawdy Shufflings, and indeed are those Little young snakes in a Fury's head Will sting worse than the great ones, Let the Pimp stay. exeunt aside. Dor. Oh guard me Angels, What Tragedy must begin now? Ant. When a Tiger Leaps into a timorous herd, with ravenous jaws Being hunger-starved, what Tragedy then begins? Dor. Death I am happy so, you hitherto Have still had goodness spared within your eyes, Let not that Orb be broken. Ang. Fear not Mistress, If he dare offer violence, we two Are strong enough for such a sickly man. Dor. What is your horrid purpose sir, your eye Bears danger in it? Ant. I must. Dor. What. Sap. Speak it out. Ant. Climb that sweet Virgin tree. Sap. Plague a your trees. Ant. And pluck that fruit which none I think ever tasted: Sap. A soldier, and stand fumbling so. Dor. O Kill me, Kneels. And heaven will take it as a sacrifice, But it you play the Ravisher, there is A Hell to swallow you. Sap. Let her swallow thee. Ant. Rise for the Roman Empire (Dorothea) I would not wound thine honour, pleasure forced Are unripe Apples, sour, not worth the plucking, Yet let me tell you, 'tis my father's will, That I should seize upon you as my prey. Which I abhor as much as the blackest sin The villainy of man did ever act. Sapritius breaks in and Macrinus. Ang. Die happy for this language. Sap. Die a slave, A blockish Idiot. Mac. Dear sir, vex him not. Sap. Yes, and vex thee too, both I think are geldings, Cold, Phlegmatic Bastard, thouart no brat of mine, One spark of me, when I had heat like thine By this had made a Bonfire: a tempting whore (For whom thouart mad) thrust even into thine arms, And standst thou puling? had a tailor seen her Her at this advantage, he with his cross-capers Had ruffled her by this, but thou shalt curse Thy dalliance, and here before her eyes Tear thy flesh in pieces, when a slave In hot lust baths himself, and gluts those pleasures Thy niceness durst not touch, call out a slave, You Captain of our guard, fetch a slave hither. exit. Ant. What will you do dear Sir. Sap. Teach her a trade, which many would learn In less than half an hour, to play the Whore. Enter a Slave. Mac. A Slave is to me, what now. Sap. Thou hast bones and flesh Enough to ply thy labour, from what country Wert thou ta'en Prisoner, here to be our slave. Slave. From Britain. Sap. In the west Ocean. Sla. Yes. Sap. An Island. Sla. Yes. Sap. I am fitted, of all Nations Our Roman swords ever conquered, none comes near The Britain for true whoring: sirrah fellow, What wouldst thou do to gain thy liberty? Sla. Do! liberty! fight naked with a Lion, Venture to pluck a Standard from the heart Of an armed Legion: liberty! I'd thus Bestride a Rampire, and defiance spit I'th' face of death; then, when the battering Ram Were fetching his career backward to pash Me with his horns in pieces: to shake my chains off, And that I could not do't but by thy death, Stoodst thou on this dry shore, I on a rock Ten Pyramids high, down would I leap to kill thee, Or die myself: what is for man to do I'll venture on, to be no more a slave. Sap. Thou shalt then be no slave, for I will set thee Upon a piece of work is fit for man, Brave for a Britain, drag that Thing aside And ravish her. Sla. And ravish her! is this your manly service, A Devil scorns to do't, 'tis for a beast, A villain, not a man, I am as yet But half a slave, but when that work is past, A damned whole one, a black ugly slave, The slave of all base slaves, do't thyself Roman, 'tis drudgery fit for thee. Sap. he's bewitched too, Bind him, and with a Bastinado give him Upon his naked belly 200. blows. Sla. Thou art more slave than I. exit carried in. Dor. That power supernal on whom waits my soul, Is Captain o'er my chastity. Ant. Good sir give over, The more you wrong her, yourselves vexed the more, Sap. plague's light on her and thee; thus down I throw Thy Harlot thus byth' hair, nail her to earth, Call in ten slaves, let every one discover What lust desires, and surfeit here his fill, Call in ten slaves. Ang. They are come sir at your call. Sap. O oh. Falls down. Enter Theophilus. The. Where is the Governor? Ant. There's my wretched father. The. My Lord, Sapritius, he's not dead, my Lord, That Witch there. Aut. 'tis no Roman gods can strike These fearful terrors, O thou happy maid, Forgive this wicked purpose of my father. Dor. I do. The. Gone, gone, he's peppered: 'tis thou Hast done this act internal. Dor. Heaven pardon you, And if my wrongs from thence pull vengeance down (I can no miracles work) yet from my soul Pray to those powers I serve, he may recover. The. He stirs, help, raise him up, my Lord. Sap. Where am I? The One cheek is blasted. Sap. Blasted! Where's the Lamia That tears my entrails? I'm be witched, seize on her? Dor. I'm here, do what you please. The. Spurn her toth' bar. Dor. Come boy, being there, more near to heaven we are Sap Kick harder, go out witch. exeunt. Ant. O bloody hangmen, thine own gods give thee breath, Each of thy tortures is my several death. exit. Enter Harpax Hircius, and Spungius. Har. Do you like my service now, say am not I A Master worth attendance. Spun. Attendance, I had rather lick clean the soles of your dirty boots, then wear the richest suit of any infected Lord, whose rotten life hangs between the 2 Poles. Hir. A Lords suit! I would not give up the cloak of your service to meet the splay-foot estate of any left-eyed knight above the Antipodes, because they are unlucky to meet. Har. This day i'll try your loves to me, 'tis only But well to use the agility of your arms, Spun. Or legs, I am lofty at them. Hir. Or any other member that has no legs. Spun. thou'lt run into some hole. Hir. If I meet one that's more than my match, & that I cannot stand in their hands, I must & will creep on my knees. Har. hear me my little team of villains, hear me, I cannot teach you Fencing with these Cudgels, Yet you must use them, lay them on but soundly, That's all. Hir. Nay if we come to malling once, puh, Spun. But what Walnut tree is it we must beat. Har. Your Mistress. Hir. How! my Mistress! I begin to have a Christians heart, made of sweet butter, I melt, I cannot strike a woman. Hir. Not I, unless she scratch, bum my mistress! Har. You're Coxcombs, silly Animals, Hir. What's that? Har. Drones, Asses, blinded Moles, that dare not thrust Your arms out to catch Fortune, say you fall off, It must be done you are converted Rascals, And that once spread abroad, why every slave Will kick you, call you motley Christians, And half faced Christians. Spun. The guts of my conscience begin to be of whitleather, Hir. I doubt me I shall have no sweet butter in me. Har. Deny this, and each Pagan whom you meet Shall forked fingers thrust into your eyes. Hir. If we be Cuckolds. Har. Do this, and every god the Gentiles bow to, Shall add a fathom to your line of years. Spun. A hundred fathom, I desire no more. Hir. I desire but one inch longer, Har. The Senators will as you pass along Clap you upon your shoulders with this hand, And with this hand glue you gold when you are dead, Happy that man shall be can get a nail, The paring—, they the dirt under the nail Of any of you both, to say this dirt Belonged to Spungius or Hercius. Spun. They shall not want dirt under my nails, I'll keep'em long of purpose, for now my singer's itch to be at her. Hir. The first thing I do I'll take her o'er the lips. Spun. And I the hips, we may strike anywhere. Har. Yes, anywhere. Hir. Then I know where i'll hit her. Har. Prosper and be mine own; stand by, I must not To see this done, great business calls me hence, he's made can make her curse his violence. exit. Spun. Fear it not sir, her ribs shall be basted. Hir. He come upon her with rounce, robble-hobble, and thwick-thwack thirlety bouncing. Enter Dorothea lead Prisoner, a Guard attending, a Hangman with Cords in some ugly shape, sets up a Pillar in the middle of the stage, Sapritius and Theophilus sit, Angelo by her. Sap. According to our Roman customs, bind That Christian to a Pillar. Theo. Infernall Furies, Could they into my hand thrust all their whips To tear thy flesh thy soul, 'tis not a torture Fit to the Vengeance, I should heap on thee, For wrongs done me: me! for flagitious facts By thee done to our gods, yet (so it stand To great Caesarea's Governors high pleasure) Bow but thy Knee to jupiter and offer Any slight sacrifice, or do but swear By Caesar's fortune, and be free. Sap. Thou shalt. Dor. Not for all Caesar fortune, were it chained To more worlds, then are kingdoms in the world, And all those worlds drawn after him: I defy Your hangmen; you now show me whither to fly. Sap. Are her tormentors ready? Ang. Shrink not dear mistress. Both. My Lord, we are ready for the business. Dor. You two! whom I like fostered children fed, And lengthened out your starved life with bread: You be my hangman! whom when up the ladder Death hauled you to be strangled, I fetched down Clothed you, and warmed you, you two my tormentors. Both. Yes, use. Dor. Divine powers pardon you. Sap. Strike. strike at her: Angelo kneeling holds her fast. Theo. Beat out her brains—, Dor. Receive me you bright Angels. Sap. Faster slaves. Spun. Faster: I am out of breath I'm sure: if I were to beat a buck, I can strike no harder. Hir. O mine arms, I cannot list'em to my head. Dor. joy above joys, are my tormentors weary In torturing me, and in my sufferings I fainting in no limb: ●●●●anto strike home And feast your fury full. Theo. These dogs are ours. come from his seat. Which snarl, yet bite not: see my Lord, her face Has more bewitching beauty then before, Proud whore: it smiles, cannot an eye shart out With these. Hir. No sir, not the bridge of her nose fall, 'tis full of Iron work. Sap. Let's view the oudgols, are they not counterfeit. Ang. There fix thine eye still, thy glorious crown must come Not from soft pleasure, but by martyrdom, There fix thine eye still, when we next do meet, Not thorns, but roses shall bear up thy feet: There fix thine eye still. exit. Enter Harpax sneaking. Dor. Ever, ever, ever. Theo. we are mocked, these bats have power down to fell giants, yether skin is not feared. Sap. What rogues are these. Theo. Cannot these force a shriek. beats them. Spun. Oh! a woman has one of my ribs, and now five more are broken. Theo. Cannot this make her roar. beats tother he roars Sa. Who hired these slaves? what are they? Spun. We serve that noble Gentleman there, he enticed us to this dry-beating, oh for one half pot. Har. My servants! two base rogues, & sometimes servants To her and for that cause forbear to hurt her. Sap. Unbind her, hang up these. Theo. Hang the two hounds on the next tree. Hir. Hang us! master Harpax, what a devil shall we be thus used. Har. What bandogs but you two would worry a woman! Your mistessell but clapped you, you flew on: Say I should get your lives, each rascal beggar Would when he met you, cry, out hellhounds, traitors Spit at you, fling dirt at you, and no woman Ever endure your fight: 'tis your best course (Now had you secret knives) to stab yourselves, But since you have not, go and be hanged. Hir. I thank you. Har. I is your best course. Theo. Why stay they trifling here? To gallows drag'em by the heels: away. Spun. By the heels! no sir, we have legs to do us that service. Hir. ay, ay, if no woman can endure my sight, away with me. exeunt. Har. Dispatch'em. Spun. The devil dispatch thee. exit. Sap. Death this day ride in triumph, Theophilus. See this witch made away to. Theo. My soul thirst for it, Come, I myself, thy hangman's part could play. Dor. Oh hasten me to my coronation day. exeunt Enter Antoninus, Macrinus, servants. Anton. Is this the place where virtue is to suffer, And heavenly beauty leaving this base earth, To make a glad return from whence it came, Is it Macrinus? a scaffold thrust forth Mac. By this preparation You well may rest assured that Dorothea This hour is to die here. Anton. Then with her dies The abstract of all sweetness that's in woman, Set me down friend, that ere the iron hand Of death close up mine eyes, they may at once Take my last leave both of this light, and her: For she being gone, the glorious Sun himself To me's Cimmerian darkness. Macr. Strange affection! Cupid once more hath changed his shafts with death, And kills in stead of giving life. Anton. Nay weep not, Though tears of friendship be a sovereign balm, On me they are cast a way: it is decreed That I must die with her, our clew of life Was spun together. Macr. Yet sir 'tis my wonder That you who hearing only what she suffers, Partake of all her tortures, yet will be To add to your calamity, an eye witness Of her last Tragic scene, which must pierce deeper And make the wound more desperate. Anton. O Macrinus, 'twould linger out my torment self, not kill me, Which is the end I aim at, being to die to. What instrument more glorious can I wish for, Then what is made sharp by my constant love And true affection. It may be the duty And loyal service with which I pursued her, And sealed it with my death, will be remembered Among her blessed actions, and what honour Can I desire beyond it? Enter a guard bringing in Dorothea, a headsman before her, followed by Theophitus, Sapritius, Harpax. See she comes, How sweet her innocence appears, more like To heaven itself then any sacrifice That can be offered to it. By my hopes Of joys hereafter, the sight makes me doubtful In my belief, nor can I think our gods Are good, or to be served, that take delight In offerings of this kind, that to maintain Their power, do face the master piece of nature, Which they themselves come short of she ascends, An every step raises her nearer heaven. What god soe'er thou art that most enjoy her, Receive in her a boundless happiness Sap. You are too blame To let him come abroad. Macr. It was his will, And we were left to serve him, not command him, Anton. Good sir be not offended, nor deny My last of pleasures in this happy object That I shall ere be blessed with. Theo. Now proud contemner Of us and of our gods, tremble to think It is not in the power thou servest, to save thee. Not all the riches of the sea increased By violent shipwracks, nor the unsearched mines Mammon's unknown exchequer shall redeem thee. And therefore having first with horror weighed What 'tis to die, and to die young, to part with All pleasures, and delights: lastly, to go Where all Antipathies to comfort dwell Furies behind, about thee, and before thee, And to add to affliction the remembrance Of the Elysian joys thou might'st have tasted, Hadst thou not turned Apostata to those gods That so reward their servants, let despair Prevent the hangman's sword, and on this scaffold Make thy first entrance into hell. Anton. She smiles, Unmoved by Mars, as if she were assured Death looking on her constancy would forget The use of his inevitable hand. Theo. Derided to? dispatch I say. Dor. Thou fool That gloriest in having power to ravish A trifle from me I am weary of: What is this life? to me not worth a thought Or if to be esteemed, 'tis that I lose it To win a better, e'en thy realice serves To me but as a ladder to mount up To such a height of happiness where I shall Look down with scorn on thee, and on the world, Where circled with true pleasures, placed above The reach of death or time, 'twill be my glory To think at what an, easy price I bought it. There's a perpetual spring, perpetual youth, No joint benumbing cold, nor scorching heat, Famine nor age have any being there: Forget for shame your Tempe, bury in Oblivion, your feigned your Hesperian Orchards The Golden fruit kept by the watchful Dragon Which did require Hercules to get it Compared with what grows in all plenty there, Deserves not to be named. The power I serve Laughs at your happy Arabia, or the Elysian shades, for he hath made his bowers Better indeed than you can fancy yours. Anton. O take me thither with you. Doro. Trace my steps And be assured you shall. Sap. With mine own hands He rather stop that little breath is left thee, And rob thy killing fever. Theo. By no means, Let him go with her, do seduced young man, And wait upon thy saint in death, do, do, And when you come to that imagined place, That place of all delights, pray you observe me, And meet those cursed things I once called daughters, Whom I have sent as harbingers before you, If there be any truth in your religion, In thankfulness to me that with care hasten Your journey thither, pray send me some Small pittance of that curious fruit you boast of. Ant. Grant that I may go with her, and I will. Sap. Wilt thou in thy last minute damn thyself? Theo. The gates to hell are open. Dor. Know thou tyrant Thou agent for the devil thy great master Though thou art most unworthy to taste of it, I can and will. Enter Angelo in the angel's habit. Har. Oh! mountains fall upon me, Or hide me in the bottom of the deep, Where light may never find me. Theo. What's the matter? Sap. This is prodigious, and confirms her witch craft. Theo. Harpax my Harpax speak. Har. I dare not stay, Should I but hear her once more I were lost, Some whirl wind snatch me from this cursed place, To which compared (and with what now I suffer) hell's torments are sweet slumbers. exit Harpax Sap. Sap. Follow him. Theo. He is distracted, and I must not lose him, Thy charms upon my servant cursed witch, Gives thee a short reprieve, let her not die Till my return. exeunt Sap. and Theo Anton. She minds him not, what object Is her eye fixed on? Macr. I see nothing. Anton. Mark her. Doro. Thou glorious minister of the power I serve, For thou art more than mortal, is't for me Poor sinner, thou art pleased a while to leave Thy heavenly habitation? and vouchsafest Though glorified, to take my servant's habit, For put off thy divinity, so looked My lovely Angelo. Ange. Know I am the same, And still the servant to your piety, Your zealous prayers and pious deeds first won me (But 'twas by his command to whom you sent 'em) To guide your steps. I tried your charity, When in a beggar's shape you took me up And clothed my naked limbs, and after fed (As you believed) my famished mouth. Learn all By your example to look on the poor With gentle eyes, for in such habits often Angels desire an Alms. I never left you, Nor will I now, for I am sent to carry Your pure and innocent soul to joys eternal, Your martyrdom once suffered, and before it Ask any thing from me, and rest assured You shall obtain it Doro. I am largely paid For all my torments, since I find such grace Grant that the love of this young man to me, In which he languisheth to death, may be Changed to the love of heaven, Ange. I will perform it. And in that instant when the sword saeta free Your happy soul his shall have liberty. Is there ought else? Doro. For proof that I forgive My persecutor, who in scorned desired To taste of that most sacred fruit I go to After my death as sent from me, be pleased To give him of it. Ange. Willingly dear Mistress. Mac. I am amazed Anton. I feels a holy fire That yields a comfortable heat within me. I am quite altered from the thing I was. See I can stand, and go alone, thus kneels To heavenly Dorothea, touch her hand With a religious kiss. Enter Sapritius and Theophilus. Sapr. He is well now, But will not be drawn back. Theoph. It matters not, We can discharge this works without his help: But see your son. Sapr, Villain Anton. Sir I you, Being so near our ends divorce us not. Theo. He quickly make a separation of. Hast thou aught else to say? Dorothea. Nothing but blame Thy tardiness in sending me to rest, My peace is made with heaven, to which my soul Begins to take her flight, strike, O. strike quickly, And though you are un moved to be my death Hereafter when my story shall be read, As they were present now, the hearers shall Say this of Dorothea with wet eyes She lived a virgin, and a virgin dies. her head struck off Anton. O take my soul along to wait on mine. Macr. Your son sinks to. Antonius sinks Sap. Already dead. The. Die all. That are or favour this accursed Sect, I triumph in their ends, and will raise up A hill of their dead carcases, to or cloak The Pyrenean Hills, but i'll root out. These superstitious fools, and leave the World No name of Christian. Loud Music, exit Angelo leaving first laid his hand up. on their mouths. Sap. Ha, heavenly Music. Mac. 'tis in the air. The. Illusions of the Devil Wrought by some one of her Religion. That fain would make her death a miracle, It frights not me: because he is your son Let him have burial, but let her body Be cast forth with contempt in some high way, And be to Vultures and to Dogs a prey. Exeunt. The end of the fourth Act. Actus 5. Scena I. Enter Theophilus in his study, Books about him. The. Is't Holiday (Oh Caesar) that thy servant, (Thy Provost, to see execution done On these base Christians in Caesarea) Should now want work: sheep these Idolaters That none are stirring, As a curious Painter Rises. When he has made some admirable piece, Stands off, and with a searching eye examines Each colours how 'tis sweetened, and then hugs Himself for his rare workmanship.— So here Sits. Will I my Drolleries and bloody Lantskips Long passed wrapped up unfold to make me merry With shadows, now I want the substances. Books. My Muster-book of Hellhounds, were the Christians Whose names stand here (alive) and armed, not Rome Could move upon her Hinges. What I have done, Or shall hereafter, is not out of hate To poor tormented wretches, no I am carried With violence of zeal, and streams of service I owe our Roman gods. Great Britain, what. A thousand wives with brats sucking their breasts, Had hot Irons pinch 'em off and thrown to swine; And then their fleshy backparts he wed with hatchets, Were mined and baked in Pies to feed starved Christians. Ha, ha. Again, again,— East. Anglas—, oh, East-Angles, Bandogs (kept three days hungry) worried 1000. British Rascals, stied up, fat Of purpose, striped naked, and disarmed. I could outstare a year of Suns and Moons, To sit at these sweet bull-baitings, so I could Thereby but one Christian win to fall In adoration to my jupiter. twelve hundred Eyes bored with Augurs out: oh! eleven thousand Torn by wild beasts: two hundred rammed i'th' earth Toth' armpits, and full Platters round about'em, But far enough for reaching, eat dogs, ha, ha, ha. Tush, all these tortures are but phillipings, Flea-bitings; I before the destinies My bottom did wind up, would flesh myself Once more, upon some one remarkable Above all these, this Christian Slut was well, A pretty one, but let such horror follow The next I feed with torments, that when Rome Shall hear it, her foundation at the sound May feel an Earthquake. How now? Music. Rise Consort, enter Angelo with a Basket filled with fruit and flowers. Ang. Are you amazed Sir— so great a Roman spirit and does it tremble. The. How cam'st thou in? to whom thy business? Ang. To you: I had a mistress late sithence by you Upon a bloody errand, you entreated That when she came into that blessed Garden Whither she knew she went, and where (now happy) She feeds upon all joy, she would send to you Some of that Garden fruit and flowers, which here To have her promise saved, are brought by me. The. Cannot I see this Garden? Ang. Yes, if the Master Will give you entrance. Angelo vanisheth. The. 'tis attempting fruit, and the most bright checked child I ever viewed, Sweet smelling goodly fruit, what flowers are these? In Dioclesian's Gardens, the most beauteous Compared with these are weeds: is it not February? The second day she died: Frost, Ice and snow Hang on the beard of Winter, where's the sun That guilds this summer, pretty sweet boy, say in what Country Shall a man find this Garden—, my delicate boy, gone! Vanished! Within there, juliarues and Gota.— enter two servants. Both. My Lord. The. Are my gates shut? 1. And guarded. The. Saw you not— a boy. 2. Where? The. Here he entered, a young Lad, 1000. blessings danced upon his eyes, a smooth faced glorious Thing, that brought this Basket. 1. No sir? exeunt. The. Away, but be in reach if my voice calls you, No! vanished! and not seen, be thou a spirit Sent from that Witch to mock me, I am sure This is essential, and howe'er it grows, Will taste it. Enter. Har. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Harpax within. The. So good, i'll have some now sure. Har. Ha, ha, ha, ha, great liquorish fool. The. What art thou? Har. A Fisherman, The. What dost thou catch; Har. Souls, souls, a fish called souls. Enter a servant. The. Geta. 1. My Lord. Har. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Within. The. What insolent slave is this dares laugh at me? Or what is't the dog grins at so? 1. I neither know my Lord at what, nor whom, for there is none without but my fellow julianus, and he's making a Garland for jupiter. The. jupiter! all within me is not well, And yet not sick. Har. Ha, ha, ha, ha. louder. The. What's thy name slave? Har. Go look. At one end. 1. 'tis Harpax voice. The. Harpax, go drag the Caitiff to my foot, That I may stamp upon him. Har. Fool, thou liest. At other end. 1. he's yonder now my Lord. The. Watch thou that end Whilst I make good this. Har. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. At the middle. The. he's at barleybreak, and the last couple are now in hell, exit servant. Search for him, all this ground methink is bloody, And paved with thousands of those Christians' eyes Whom I have tortured, and they stare upon me; What was this apparition? sure it had A shape Angelical; mine eyes (though dazzled And daunted at first sight) tell me, it wore A pair of glorious wings, yea they were wings, And hence he flew; 'tis vanished, jupiter For all my sacrifices done to him Never once gave me smile: how can stone smile, music. Or wooden Image laugh? ha! I remember Such Music gave a welcome to my ear, When the fair youth came to me: 'tis in the Air, Or from some better place, a power divine, Through my dark ignorance on my soul does shine, And makes me see a conscience all stained over, Nay drowned and damned for ever in Christian gore. Har. Ha, ha, ha. Within. The. Again, what dainty relish on my tongue This fruit hath left, some Angel hath me fed, If so toothful, I will be banqueted. eats another. Har. Hold. Enter Harpax in a fearful shape, fire flashing out of the study. The. Not for Caesar. Har. But for me thou shalt. The. Thou art no Twin to him that Last was here. You powers whom my soul bids me reverence Guard me: What art thou? Har. I'm thy Master. The. Mine. Har. And thou my everlasting slave; that Harpax, Who hand in hand hath led thee to thy Hell Am I. The. avaunt. Har. I will not, cast thou down That Basket with the things in't, and fetch up What thou hast swallowed, and then take a drink Which I shall give thee, and i'm gone. The. My Fruit! Does this offend thee? see Har. Spit it toth' earth, And tread upon it, or i'll piecemeal tear thee. The. Art thou with this affrighted? see, here's more. Flowers. Har. Fling them away, i'll take thee else & hang thee In a contorted Chain of icicles I'th' frigid Zone: down with them. The. At the bottom, One thing I found not yet, see. A cross of Flowers. Har. Oh, I'm tortured. The. Can this do't? hence thou Fiend infernal hence. Har. Clasp Jupiter's Image, and away with that. The. At thee i'll fling that jupiter, for methinks I serve a better Master, he now checks me For murdering my two daughters, put on by thee, By thy damned Rhetoric did I hunt the life Of Dorothea, the holy Virgin Martyr, She is not angry with the Axe nor me, But sends these presents to me, and its 〈◊〉 o'er world to find her, and from her white hand To beg a forgiveness. Har. No, i'll bind thee here. The. I set up a strength above thine: this small weapon methinks is Armour hard enough. Har. Keep from me. Sinkes a little. The. Art posting to thy centre? down hellhound, down, Me hast thou lost; that arm which hurls thee hence Save me, and set me up the strong defence In the fair Christians' quarrel. Enter Angele. Ang. Exit thy foot there, Nor be thou shaken with a Caesar's voice, Though thousand deaths were in it: and I then Will bring thee to a River that shall wash Thy bloody hands clean, and more white than Snow, And to that Garden where these blessed things grow, And to that martyred Virgin, who hath sent That heavenly token to thee; Spread this brave wing And serve then Caesar, a far greater King. exit. The. It is, it is some Angel, vanished again! Oh come back ravishing Boy, bright Messenger, Thou hast (by these mine eyes fixed on thy beauty) Illumined all my soul, now look I back On my black Tyrannies, which as they did. Out dare the bloodiest, thou blessed spirit that leads me, Teach me what I must do, and to do well, That my last act, the best may Parallel. exit. Enter Dioclesian, Maximinus, Epire, Pontus, Macedon, meeting Artemia, attendants. Art. Glory and Conquest still attend upon Triumphant Caesar. Dio. Let thy wish fair Daughter Be equally divided, and hereafter Learn thou to know and reverence Maximinus, Whose power with mine united makes one Caesar. Max. But that I fear't would be held flattery, The bonds considered in which we stand tide As love, and Empire, I should say till now I ne'er had seen a Lady I thought worthy To be my Mistress. Art. Sir, you show yourself Both Courtier and Soldier, but take heed, Take heed my Lord, though my dull pointed beauty Stained by a harsh refusal in my servant Cannot dart forth such beams as may inflame you, You may encounter such a powerful one, That with a pleasing heat will thaw your heart Though bound in ribs of Ice, love still is love, His Bow and Arrows are the same, great julius That to his successors left the name of Caesar Whom war could never tame, that with dry eyes Beheld the large plains of Pharsalia, covered With the dead carcases of Senators And Citizens of Rome, when the world knew No other Lord but him, struck deep in years to, And men grey haired forget the lusts of youth: After all this, meeting fair Cleopatra, A suppliant to the magic of her eye, Even in his pride of conquest took him captive, Nor are you more secure. Max. Were you deformed (But by the gods you are most excellent) Your gravity and discretion would o'ercome me, And I should be more proud in being a Prisoner To your fair virtues, then of all the Honours, Wealth, Title, Empire, that my sword hath purchased Dio. This meets my wishes, welcome it Artemia With outstretched arms, and study to forget That Antoninus ever was thy fate Reserved thee for this better choice, embrace it. Ep. This happy match brings new nerves to give strength To our continued league. Mace. Hymen himself Will bless this marriage which we will solemnize In the presence of these Kings. Pon. Who rest most happy To be eyewitnesses of a Match that brings Peace to the Empire. Diocles. We much thank your loves, But where's Sapritius our Governor, And our most zealous provost good Theophilus? If ever Prince were blessed in a true servant, Or could the gods be debtors to a man, Both they and we stand far engaged to cherish His piety and service. Artem. Sir the Governor Brooks sadly his son's loss although he turned Apostata in death, but bold Theophilus Who for the same cause in my presence sealed His holy anger on his daughter's hearts. Having with tortures first tried to convert her, Dragged the bewitching Christian to the scaffold, And saw her lose her head. Dio. He is all worthy, And from his own mouth I would gladly hear The manner how she suffered. Arte. 'Twill be delivered With such contempt and scorn, I know his nature That rather 'twill beget your highness' laughter Then the least pity. Enter Theophilus, Sapritius, Macrinus. Dio. To that end I would hear it. Arte. He comes, with him the Governor. Dio. O Sapritius, I am to chide you for your tenderness, But yet remembering that you are a father, I will forget it, good Theophilus He speak with you anon: nearer your care, to Sapritius. Theo. By Antoninus' soul I do conjure you, And though not for religion, for his friendship, Without demanding what's the cause that moves me, Receive my signet, by the power of this Go to my prisons, and release all Christian That are in fetters there by my command. Mac. But what shall follow? Theo. Haste then to the port, You there shall find two tall ships ready rigged, In which embark the poor distressed souls And bear them from the reach of tyranny, inquire not whither you are bound, the deity That they adore will give you prosperous winds, And make your voyage such, and largely pay for Your hazard, and your travail: leave me here There is a scene that I must act alone. Haste good Macrinus, and the great God guide you. Mac. I'll undertake't, there's some thing prompts me to it 'tis to save innocent blood, a Saintlike act, And to be merciful has never been By mortal men themselves esteemed a sin. exit Mac. Dioc. You know your charge. Sap. And will with care observe it. Dio. For I profess he is not Caesar's friend That sheds a tear for any torture that A Christians suffers. Welcome my best servant My careful, zealous Provost, thou hast toiled To satisfy my will though in extremes, I love thee for't, thou art firm rock, no changeling: Prithee deliver, and for my sake do it Without excess of bitterness or seosses Before my brother and these kings, how took The Christian her death. Theo. And such a presence Though every private head in this large room Were circled round with an imperial crown, Her story will deserve, it is so full Of excellency and wonder. Diocle. Ha! how's this? Theo. O mark it therefore, and with that attention, As you would hear an Embassy from heaven By a winged Legate, for the truth delivered, Both how and what this blessed virgin suffered: And Dorothea but hereafter named, You will rise up with reverence, and no more As things un worthy of your thoughts, remember What the canonised Spartan Ladies were Which lying Greece so boasts of, your own matrons Your Roman dames whose figures you yet keep As holy relics in her historic Will find a second urn. Gracchus, Cornelia, Paulina that in death desired to follow Her husband Seneca, nor Brutus Portia That swallowed burning coals to overtake him, Though all their several worths were given to one With this is to be mentioned. Maximinus. Is he mad? Diocl. Why they did die Theophilus, and boldly. This did no more. Theo. They out of desperation Are for vain glory of an aftername Parted with life. This had not mutinous sons As the rash Gracchi were, nor was this Saint A doting mother as Cornelia was: This lost no husband in whose overthrow Her wealth and honour sunk, no fear of want Did make her being tedious, but aiming At an immortal crown, and in his cause Who only can bestow it; who sent down Legions of ministering Angels to bear up Her spotless soul to heaven; who entertained it With choice celestial music, equal to To the motion of the spheres, she uncompelled Changed this life for a better. My Lord Sapritius You were present at her death, did you ere here Such ravishing sounds? Sap. Yet you said then it was witchcraft, And devilish illusions. Theo. I then hard it With sinful cares, and belched out blasphemous words Against his deity, which then I knew not, Nor did believe in him. Diocl. Why dost thou now? or dar'st thou in our hearing? Theoph. Were my voice As loud as is his thunder, to be heard Through all the world, all potentates on earth Ready to burst with rage should they but hear it, Though hell to aid their malice lent her furies Yet I would speak, and speak again, and boldly, I am a Christian, and the powers you worship But dreams of fools and madmen. Maximums. Lay hands on him. Dio. Thou twice a child (for doting age so makes thee) Thou could it not else thy pilgrimage of life, Being almost passed through in the last moment, Destroy whate'er thou hast done good or great, Thy youth did promise much, and grown a man Thou madest it good, and with increase of years Thy actions still bettered as the Sun Thou did rise gloriously, kepst a constant course In all thy journey, and now in the evening When thou shouldst pass with honour to thy rest, Wilt thou fall like a meteor? Sapritius. Yet confess That thou art mad, and that thy tongue and heart Had no agreement. Max. Do, no way is left else To save thy life Theophilus. Diocl. But refule it Destruction as horrid and as sudden Shall fall upon thee, as if hell stood open And thou wert sinking thither. Theoph. hear me yet Here for my service past. Artem. What will he say? Theo. At euer I deserved your favour hear me, And grant one boon, 'tis not for life I sue for, Nor is it fit that I that ne'er knew pity To any Christian, being one myself Should look for any: no, I rather beg The utmost of your cruelty; I stand Accountable for thousand Christians deaths, And were it possible that I could die A day for every one, then live again To be again tormented, t were to me An easy penance, and I should pass through A gentle cleansing fire, but that denied me, It being beyond the strength of feeble nature, My suit is you would have no pity on me. In mine own house there are a thousand engine Of studied cruelty, which I did prepare For miserable Christians, let me seel As the Sicilian did his brazen bull, The horridst you can find, and I will say In death that you are merciful. Dtoc. Despair not In this thou shalt prevail, go fetch 'em hither, some go for the racks. Death shall put on a thousand shapes at once And so appear before thee, racks, and whips, Thy flesh with burning pincer torn, shall feed The fire that heats them, and what's wanting to The torture of thy body, I'll supply In punishing thy mind: fetch all the Christians That are in hold, and here before his face Cut'em in pieces. Theo. 'tis not in thy power, It was the first good deed I ever did, They are removed out of thy reach, howe'er I was determined for my sins to die, I first took order for their liberty, And still I dare thy worst. Diocle. bind him I say, Make every artery and sinew crack, The slave that makes him give the loudest shriek Shall have ten thousand Drachmas, wretch i'll force thee To curse the power thou worshippest. The. Never, never, No breath of mine shall ever be spent on him, They torment him. But what shall speak his Majesty or mercy: I am honoured in my sufferings, weak tormentors More tortures, more: alas you are unskilful, For heaven's sake more; my breast is yet untorn: Here purchase the reward that was propounded, The Irons cool, here are arms yet and thighs, Spare no part of me. Max. He endures beyond The sufferance of a man. Sap. No sigh nor groan To witness he has feeling. Dio. Harder Villains. Enter Harpax. Har. Unless that he blaspheme he's lost for ever, If torments euer could bring forth despair, Let these compel him to it. oh me My ancient enemies again, falls down. Enter Darothea in a white robe, crown upon her robe, a Crown upon her head, lead in by the Angel. Antoninus, Caliste and Christeta following all in white, but less glorious, the Angel with a Crown for him. The. Most glorious vision, Did ere so hard a bed yield man a dream So heavenly as this? I am confirmed, Confirmed you blessed spirits, and make haste To take that crown of immortality You offer to me; death till this blessed minute I never thought thee slow paced, nor could I Hasten thee now for any pain I suffer, But that thou kepst me from a glorious wreath Which through this stormy way I would creep to, And humbly kneeling with humility wear it. Oh now I feel thee, blessed spirits I come And witness for me, all these wounds and scars, I die a soldier in the Christian wars. dies. Sap. I have seen thousands tortured, but ne'er yet A constancy like this. Harpax. I am twice damned. Aug. Haste to thy place appointed cursed fiend, In spite of hell this soldier's not thy prey, 'tis I have won, thou that hast lost the day. exit Angele the devil sinks with lightning. Die. I think the centre of the earth be cracks, Yet I still stand unmoved, and will go on, The persecution that is here begun, Through all the world with violence shall run. flourish exeunt: FINIS.