A merry new catch of all Trades.  
To the tune of The clean Contrary way.  

 

ALL Trades are not alike in show,  
All Arts do not agree:  
All Occupations gains are small.  
As here they all shall see,  
As here they all shall see.   

The Courtier woes, his servant does,  
far more than he can answer,  
The Baker weighs with false essays,  
The Cuckold's turned a Monster. The Cuck. etc.   

The Tailor sows, the Smith he blows,  
The Tinker beats his pan:  
The Pewterer rank, cries tink a tank tank,  
The Apothecary ranta tan tan. The Apoth: etc.   

The Bricklayer high doth rise to fly,  
The Plumber oft doth melt,  
The Carpenter doth love his rule,  
And the Hatmakar loves his felt. And the, etc.   

The Weaver thumps, his old wife mumps,  
The Barber goes snip snap,  
The Butcher pricks, the Tapster nicks,  
The Farmer stops a●ap. The Farmer, etc.   

The Currier toils, and deals in oils,  
The Cobbler lives by his piece:  
The Chamberlain cheats with musty meats,  
And doth the Country fleece. And doth, etc.   

The Carter whips, the Beggar ships,  
The Beadle lives by blows,  
Yet whores will be whores at honest men's doors  
Disphight a'th' Beadle's nose. Despite a'th', etc.   

The Broom-man cries, maid servants buys,  
And swaps with him for wares,  
The Country ass doth to the Cosse,  
Sell Orchards full of Pears. Sell, etc.   

Some Schoolmasters teach beyond their reach,  
The Mason dealts with his square,  
The Fletcher doth knock, and works by the clock,  
The Bearward lives by his Bear. The, etc.   

The Grocers pates 'bout things of weight,  
Is often troubled sore,  
The Tailor's yard is seldom marred,  
Tho it measure many a score.  
Tho it measure many a score.    

The second part.  
To the same Tune.  

STEPHEN· BROOMEMAN:·  
BVY·BROOME·BVY·   

THe Iron-monger hardly deals,  
All Fruterers lose byth' rot:  
The Haggler buys and lives by lies,  
The Drunkard plies the pot.  
The Drunkard plies the pot.   

The Collier swears he'll lose his ears,  
But he will falsely deal:  
And such are glad as manned the Pad,  
For trifles for to steal. For trifles, etc.   

The Budget-maker oftentimes,  
Do deal in brazen nails:  
And Tradesmen store, turn Porters poor,  
When other trading fails. When other, etc.   

The Waterman will carry Nan,  
For twopences cross the River:  
Yet this he'll say, if she cannot pay,  
Her passage free he'll give her▪ Her passage, etc.   

The Glover pokes, the Gallant smokes,  
Yet lives in Tradesmen debts,  
The Drawer thrives by honest wives,  
The Cheater lives by bets. The Cheater, etc.   

The Cook doth broil, the Fencer foil,  
The footman be doth sweat:  
And Apple-john doth usher Nan,  
And she gives him a heat. And she, etc.   

The Ostler rubs, the Cutler scrubs,  
The Sempster's deal in Ruffs:  
The smoky man with his small coal pan,  
Maintained is by puffs. Maintained is, etc.   

The chandelor's deeds great penance needs.  
And Faggots they die bear:  
The Vintner draws, yet makes no frays,  
The Beggar is void of care. The Beggar, &   

The Morris dance doth bravely prance,  
And about the Country goes:  
And May poles high shall mount to th'sky,  
Despite of the Hobby horse nose. Despite, &c   

Dissensions seed, the Parators need,  
And Scolds him money give:  
And if there were no swaggering Whore,  
The Pander could not live. The Pander, etc.   

Thus all arise by contraries,  
Heaven send them crosses ten:  
Unless they all both great and small,  
Do live and dye honest men.  
Do live and dye honest men.    
FINIS.   

Printed at London for I. Trundle.