The Gallant Hermaphrodite. An Amorous NOVEL. Translated from the French, OF The Sieur de Chavigny. Licenced, June 7. 1687. R. P. LONDON: Printed by F. C. for N. C. in Oxon. MDCLXXXVII. The Preface. WEre it not to put an end to the Booksellers Importunities, I should not trouble you with a Preface; but having given him the Novel, I am not to oblige him by halves. Though I am altogether at a loss what to say, when I call to mind the Reflection of a witty Author, In vain the Preface doth for Favour plead, Where the damned Book displeases all that read. For whatsoever this Piece of the Sieur de Chavigny be in the Original, I am sure it has suffered much in my hands. Translations are for the most part like a Suit of Arras, turned the wrong side outwards; and therefore you must expect to find This full of Knots and Thrums, since 'tis my first Coup d'Essay (as Sir Fopling says) in this kind. Such as it is, I make a free Present of it to the lovely Sex, in hopes of their Patronage; especially to that part of it who have a Kindness for what is originally French. As to those Ladies who delight in the sight of the Elephants, Hairy Maids, Turks, etc. I hope our Gallant Hermaphrodite will be kindly entertained by them, since they may, without scandal, even in their Alcoves, freely view and converse with this— what shall we call it? Sir, or Madam, choose you whether; Nature twists them both together. All the further Favour I desire, Ladies, is, that you would put bounds to your Curiosity, and not endeavour to pull off my disguise; but content yourselves with laughing at my Pains, without laughing at my Face. But if any of you will be so malicious to lay this Monster of a Translation at my door, I am resolved, in revenge, impudently to maintain 'tis a Bastard of your own, and falsely put upon me to Father. The Gallant Hermaphrodite. ARagon, Portugal, and Castille, acknowledged each of them a Sovereign; this last Court, where Magnificence reigned, attracted from the Borders of the West and South, so great a concourse of young Princes, that it had been very hard, should it not have served for a Theatre to some extraordinary Adventure. Some public Sports instituted for the Exercise of such Illustrious young Persons, and in the celebration of which, those of both Sexes had changed their Names to those of some Deity in Poetry, gave birth to the first Flames of a young Prince of the Royal Family of Braganza, named Alphonsus, who represented Mercury; and to the mutual inclinations of the Duchess Anna Iphigenia, the High Admiral's Daughter, who personated Flora. That nimble God having bore away the honour of the Course, this Goddess presented him with a Chaplet of Flowers (as an Emblem of her Divinity) with so good a grace, that he could not forbear from requiting her agreeable ways of procedure, by the return of his Heart. He stayed not for the day following the Feast, to show her how sensible he was of the Favour which he had received from her, more valuing the having received the Garland from so fair a Person's hands, than the having gained the Victory. He declared to her openly before all the Court, that she triumphed over the Conqueror, and laid at her feet the Prize with which his Valour and Address had been recompensed. 'Twas from this moment, that these two tender Hearts were united, that they began to sigh the one for the other, and that they formed an inviolable Union. If Mercury grew passionately in love with Flora, Flora was in love with Mercury; so that they courted every occasion to signalise their love to each other. Iphigenia had all the Charms that could render a Princess of sixteen infinitely lovely, and the young Prince who was about two and twenty, was endowed with all the Qualities that accomplish a Grandee. The love that Alphonsus conceived for this Sovereign Beauty, was from its birth, of the character of that which is termed vehement. It made a noise at Court, insomuch that the Queen, whose Virtue had drawn this young Princess from another Court, fearing lest so mutual and strong a Passion might produce something prejudicial to the Lady's Honour, took her into the number of her Favourites, that she might keep her always by her, and committed her to the care of an old Governess, whose Eyes it was very difficult for her to deceive. Nevertheless, as Love is exasperated by Resistance, the more Obstacles Alphonsus found to surmount, the more his Passion increased. There was no opportunity offered itself of entertaining privately the Duchess Iphigenia, which he let slip. He very rarely was out of her presence, insomuch that he gave occasion to some other young Lords to divert themselves, at his cost, so far, that one of the wittiest amongst them composed this Raillery upon his Assiduities. Of his Devoir himself t'acquit, Alphonsus does watch, (With his best Care and utmost Wit) A Glance from the bright Fair to catch; But hardly doth he her espy, When at the presence of her Charms, Struck with the Lustre of her Eye, He yields his Heart up to her Arms. All the Precautions of her who watched our fair ones Conduct, could not deprive Alphonsus of the pleasure of entertaining her often in private. The more the Queen, who looked upon their Alliance as impossible (for very different reasons than those which hindered it indeed) opposed their desires, the more their Love became impatient, and contrived means to surprise the vigilance of the Governess. Iphigenia bethought herself to make a Visit to the Princess Christina, Alphonsus' Sister, with whom she was very familiar; but as he was at variance with her, he could hardly resolve to sacrifice the resentment of many stinging Reproaches which she had made him, to some sweet moments that might be recovered elsewhere. This Consideration induced our Illustrious Fair One (to avoid disobliging the Queen, and opening a hundred young Lady's mouths who would railly her Passion) to propose to Prince Alphonsus a Truce, to whom she suggested the common Correspondence by Letters. Nevertheless, as all things are discovered at long run, and as it is difficult to find trusty Confidents at Court, our Illustrious Lovers sufficiently thought upon the intercepting of their Letters, to agree together of a way to conceal their intelligence from the curiosity of People that are apt to laugh. They contrived then to reject the first word of every Line as useless to the sense, and to search after the Coherency of the Discourse, in skipping over one word to the next, and so going backwards again in the same manner, being at the end, even to the beginning. This is a Copy of the Letter which the Amorous Prince made, according to this mystery. The Irregular Order of Prince Alphonsus his Letter. THE) the Answer Destiny an of with great me men honour curious) is Lovers more of cruel faithful will) than most the the Destiny faith of his those of of day a this meaner you be) fortune makes if that we engage-enraged) meant were the of Flora that charming Rank approve we resolution not) should generous be a freer of what too) capable always is Slave's age in our our that independency see when them enter) shall make I shall be we able love into) to in say passionately that am I I adore that you sensible extremely but our) because are that you you if are Union absolutely our lovely to what Secrets) bring so can ever Interest hindrance. This innocent Artifice succeeded ill to our Lovers. How faithful soever a Maid of the Duchess Iphigenia seemed to Alphonsus, and whatsoever protestations she made him to put his Letter faithfully into her Mistress' hands; the Governess so absolutely disposed of all her Domestics, frighted by her threats, that she intercepted the Letter, whereof notwithstanding she could not understand the sense. She made a Copy of it to be taken, which she went to communicate to the Queen, and ordered that the Original should be delivered in secret to the young Duchess. The Queen trusted this mysterious Note with her Secretary, who after an hours meditation, deciphered it with much ease, and read it thus. Prince Alphonsus' Letter, in its natural Order. THE Destiny of great men is more cruel than the Destiny of those of a meaner Fortune. If we were of that Bank, we should be freer. What! always Slaves in our Independency? when shall I be able to say, that I adore you extremely, because that you are absolutely lovely? Whatsoever hindrance Interest can bring to our Union, if you are but sensible that I am passionately in love, we shall make them see that our Age is capable of a generous Resolution. Approve, charming Flora, the Engagement that makes you of his Faith, the most faithful of Lovers. Honour me with an Answer. The Queen, who was a very wise Princess, judged by this Letter, of the great Familiarity of these tender Lovers, and the consequences that it might produce. Her Prudence suggested nothing else to her, only to order the Governess to interrupt this Amorous Commerce, as much as decency would allow, and to forbid her taking notice of any thing to the young Duchess concerning the intercepting of her Letter. Whilst Iphigenia was busied in answering the Billet that she had received, the Governess entered her Chamber. Her unexpected arrival made her put her Papers together with the greatest haste imaginable, and appeared some time disturbed. After some ordinary Conversation, the Governess having purposely brought in Prince Alphonsus into the Discourse, the Duchess seemed very indifferent on that Chapter, and let nothing appear that might betray her Love. That cunning Woman observing by the disorder that appeared in Iphigenia's looks, that she had been surprised, and that she should be troublesome if she kept her company long, retired to leave her at liberty to betake herself to her former Employment. This Fair One found herself perplexed, to make an Answer conformable to the Note; she spared her pains, in hopes that one of Alphonsus his Sister's Maids would do her the Courtesy to convey a Letter writ the common way, to the Party concerned. In effect, this complaisant Maid, whose name was Cornelia, found opportunity to satisfy her, and to deliver the young Prince her Letter, who immediately gave her marks of his Acknowledgement. This is the substance of the Letter. The Duchess Iphigenia's Answer. IF you love me as sincerely as you would persuade me, speak well of Destiny, that makes you born a Prince. Persons of our Rank are born free, or are at most, Slaves but for a very little time. The vicissitude of Seasons will change the face of Affairs. Let us consider for some time. Be you faithful to Love, and he will sufficiently espouse your Interest. I love as much as you love, because I have not a lower Soul, and that I love to the utmost extent. Prince, Adieu A Letter written in terms so plain and passionate, strongly flattered Alphonsus' amorous inclination, who after that, remained some time in Repose. Although Iphigenia suspected not the fidelity of her perfidious Confident, she perceived nevertheless, by the Assiduities that the Queen required from her, and the frequent Visits of her Governess, that they had a spite against her liberty. One day that she met Alphonsus near enough at a Comedy, whose motions the Queen observed, and studied all his looks, she took so well her time, that she told him, without being understood by any one whatsoever; Alphonsus, we shall not be able to see one another again with liberty, but at your Sisters; reconcile yourself to her, and let none but the Maid that has given you my Answer, know of your Reconciliation. I will prepare her Mind, and I will manage your Honour and Interest as my own. There was nothing but Love that could persuade Alphonsus to that mortifying advance, to see again a Sister that had a thousand times provoked his Nature. It was the greatest trouble to him in the World, to resolve on it; and without the meeting with one of his Sister's Maids, which was the Confident of the Duchess Iphigenia, I question if his Love had been able to have carried it above his Resentment. He engaged this Maid, equally witty and discreet, to incline his Sister afar off, to court his Friendship, in representing to her, that when Heaven could not but have in horror their separation, it was shameful to see Persons of their Quality and near Relation, live in a misunderstanding, that rendered them the sport of the Court. He promised to this Mediatrix to acknowledge her Services, and that if Heaven made him obtain the possession of Iphigenia, she might flatter herself with the hope of a considerable Fortune. Now for fear that their Interview should become suspected, he showed her the Wife of a Steward of the King's Household, to whom she might give an account of her Negotiation. Cornelia instructed in the designs of Alphonsus, run to communicate them to the Illustrious Mistress of this Prince, who suggested to her the manner whereby she should insinuate herself into the mind of the Princess Christina, she counselled her to move this matter the same Evening, that she would come to see this Princess on purpose, whereby she would strongly try her Inclination, in respect of Alphonsus her Brother. Cornelia was playing the fool with the Princess Christina, who hide none of her thoughts from her, when she told her that she had had a Dream during which, she found herself the most happy Maid in the World. There was a likelihood that the sight of some agreeable Object had entertained her, and that there passed, during this Dream, something too wanton to be related, since that she made a mystery of it to this Confident, to whom she would never reveal it, what entreaty soever she made. They contested yet agreeably together with that privacy that she permitted to Cornelia, when one came to advertise the Princess Christina of the arrival of Iphigenia, whose Coach was in the Court. She bid her tell her that she thought herself much honoured by her Visit, and that she was ready to receive her. She mounted the Staircase with her ordinary freedom, when she heard in an adjacent Parlour many Maids laughing at the Tales, which an old Woman told them, who by looking in their hands told them their good Fortune. As she was familiar and beloved by all the House, she stopped there, and informed herself of the cause of so extraordinary a Gaiety: She understood it, and prayed them not to dismiss this Fortune-teller, till that she had spoke of her in the Chamber of the Princess. The Prince Alphonsus, who knew the free humour of his Sister, had suborned this Woman, who was famous for her knowledge in Chiromancy, even to the foretelling of things to come. He had instructed her in part of his Sister's Life, and ordered her above all things, to predict to her, that dismal Consequences would spring from the misunderstanding that was between her Brother and her. This Prince knew well, that Cornelia would serve his Interests, and would yet add as much as was possible for her, to the impression of Predictions; and 'twas this that induced him to advertise her to ask for her at the Palace, in case that the Swiss should deny her Entrance. This old Woman was beginning to act her part to the satisfaction of the whole house, when Iphigenia, that was not pre-acquainted with his design, heard her. After the ordinary Compliments passed between these two Princesses, their discourse, after having been some time serious, turning to freedom, Iphigenia entreated the Princess Christina to be willing to permit the old Woman to come up, who without doubt would afford them divertisement. The Princess, who was not less curious than Iphigenia, agreed presently to the Proposition: The old Woman was brought into the Chamber, and there arose an agreeable Contest between the two Princesses, which should present their Hand first. They were curious to hear the Recital of each others Adventures, and each defended herself from having the first Experiment made on her. Cornelia, who was more an Enemy to Gallantry than the Princesses, and who had as well as they, her secret Intrigues, fearing to be forced first to pass the Pikes, pretended some occasion to go out; and 'twas this pretence that made them cast their Eyes on her, and order her to present her Hand. She obeyed and this cunning old Woman told her presently a thousand obliging things, for fear of frighting the Princesses: But as she received Commands from them not to spare her, she told this Maid, amongst other things, that she was beloved by three several Persons; by two Cavaliers, and another Person whom she named Baptem, and whose Birth equalled not his Wealth. She added, that she had an inclination for the ugliest of the three, which nevertheless seemed to her to have something amiable; which made the Princess say, that without doubt 'twas Monsieur such a one; which Cornelia so little agreed to, that she forgot even what she was, through the backwardness she showed at the earnest demand that was made her, to confess if it was true. Iphigenia, who would not vex this Maid, of whose intercession she might stand in need, pretended not to observe her ill humour, and diverted the business so handsomely, that she oryed out laughing, and addressing herself to the Princess Christina, Madam, your Turns next. This Princess wavered so very much, and had so great trouble to present this pretended Mirror of her Soul, that the particular inclination of Iphigenia, seconded by the impression of Destiny, made her consent to give her Hand, on condition that the Princess should follow her Example. This Agreement made between them, the old Woman enlarged upon a hundred passed Adventures that surprised Iphigenia so very much, that she believed her truly a Sorceress. She was not for all that, so scrupulous as to fear venturing her Conscience, and therefore she let her make an end of saying all that her evil Genius suggested to her. After having heard a thousand probable things, she had the smarting satisfaction to hear the most cross Prognostications imaginable: You shall be loved, says she, and you shall love. You shall sigh only for Objects worthy of you. You shall be perfidious and faithful▪ You shall furnish Occasion for a Tragedy. You shall obtain the Object of your Vows. You shall be a happy Rival, and you shall lead a happy Life, full of Prosperity and Tranquillity, with the Person that thinks least to obtain you. So many obscure and confused Predictions passed in the mind of Iphigenia, for mere Fancies and Prognostications in the Air. Nevertheless, the sequel of this Princess' Adventures justified their truth. But let us pass over to what was made known in examining the Lines of the Princess' hand, the Sister of Alphonsus, for whose Instruction our old Woman was sent thither. The great seriousness which this Princess affected, who had heard too much upon Iphigenia's account, not to fear hearing some disagreeable Truths, disordered presently the old Woman, who endeavoured to utter none but Events whose Remembrance should extremely please, till Iphigenia having told her, that she would not be satisfied that the Princess hated Reserve and Flattery, so that she need not act against her knowledge, she ventured to speak more freely. All your Wishes, pursued she, are fulfilled; you shall experience a favourable Destiny, and altogether resembling that of Madam, said she, showing her the Princess Iphigenia. One thing, nevertheless, is wanting to you, Madam; but unless you expressly command me to reveal it to you, I shall pass it over in silence. One may well imagine, that in stopping thus, she stirred up the curiosity of the one and the other. The Princess not being able handsomely to defend herself from entreating her to tell her freely her Thoughts, the old Woman added, with assurance, That it was not very commendable for her to live in misunderstanding with one of her nearest Relations: That the delay of a Reconciliation might be prejudicial to her; and that if she would do Justice to herself, she ought to consider, that this Relation was not altogether to blame; and that in fine, it was her Interest to make some Advances, and to court his Friendship. This confident Declaration, which very much pleased Iphigenia and the Maid, surprised the Princess, who would know no more, and called the old Woman Dotard. She was then dismissed. After some Reflections that our Ladies made together upon what had been foretold them, Iphigenia took her time to express that she was altogether astonished, that this old Woman had been able to reveal the difference of the Princess and Alphonsus her Brother. The Princess, whom such plain Declarations astonished not less than the others, could not keep from crying out, Fables! Fables! Conjectures found upon nothing! Iphigenia, who interrupted her, told her, that in truth she was not of opinion that one ought to be superstitious to that point, to give credit to all things uttered, nor to fear very much the application and effect of Predictions: But that nevertheless, it was prudence to use precaution against Events the least dangerous; that as for the rest, for what regarded the falling out between her and the Prince Alphonsus her Brother, it would always be a thing to be commended in her to dissipate it, or to contribute at least in what depended upon her, that the fire of their dissension might be extinguished as soon as possible. Although this kind of Lesson did not extremely please the Princess, she received it, without confusion, from her Friend, from which it came, because she believed her not to speak for Interest. Iphigenia seeing her not far from an Accommodation, said to her, Madam, without having regard to the Chimerical Threats of a Superstitious Old Woman, but purely through a Principle of a Christian Charity, it is necessary that your Generosity now triumph over your Resentment, and that you suffer the Lord Alphonsus to repair hither this Evening. I have authority enough over him; and I know besides, that he esteems and loves you too tenderly, not to be willing to make the first step. I grant you but two hours to resolve on it. He shall himself do all that I shall prescribe him by a Note under my Hand, which Cornelia shall give him. I am persuaded, interrupted she the Princess, that my Brother adores you, that he has conceived so high an Idea of your Merit, that he cannot resist obeying you; that you rule all his Motions, not to say, that you are the Sovereign of his Heart. I, Madam, replied Iphigenia. I think not advantageously enough of my Charms, to pretend to that glory. The Prince Alphonsus is altogether judicious, and 'tis that makes me hope that he will give ear to Reason, and not keep himself from following it. The Princess relished the Proposal of Iphigenia. It was agreed on, that Cornelia should follow her, and that she should receive from her a Note for the Lord Alphonsus. Iphigenia, at her return, took her Pen in hand, and writ, with the greatest diligence, this Word of Advice to Prince Alphonsus. The Billet of IPHIGENIA, TO Prince ALPHONSUS. IF your Love ought to be without partition, you ought not, Prince, to be entire in any thing. The House of the Princess Christina, will be most favourable to your Vows. I desire this Evening to discourse with you there; fail not at the Assignation. You ought to make the first Advances in the Project of your Reconciliation, because you ought to seem the most generous: go not from my word in any thing. If it is in any manner to humble yourself, know that Submissions of this nature are Heroic Treaties; that the Stoics will give you the Title of a Valiant Spirit, and the Sages that of a Christian. A true Lover cannot do an unworthy Action. If he commits any, they pass for Virtues, when he relates them to the Object for which he sighs. The rest anon. Prince, Adieu. Cornelia charged with this Billet, carried it to the Lord Alphonsus, who knew so well to counterfeit the Recital she made him concerning the Predictions of the old Woman, that she could never suspect that she had been his Emissary. He promised to repair to the House after the Play, and really did so about Eight a Clock at Night. Iphigenia, who had prevented him there, and who had given the last motion to the Resolution of the Princess, was no sooner informed of his coming up Stairs, but she went to meet him, and called to him at the door, My Lord Alphonsus, enter without Retinue, and leave below your Fierceness and Resentment. She had hardly finished these words, when the young Prince, who carried Serenity drawn on his Face, and Love in his Eyes, appeared. She informed the Princess of his approach, who risen from her Chair of State, and went to meet him as far as the Door. Some tender Embraces, without many words, put an end to their Difference. After that moment, there appeared no more Coldness between them; and Alphonsus entertained his Sister with, as much familiarity, as if they had never been at difference. After some moments spent in a free Conversation, to which Iphigenia had almost all the while contributed, the Princess asked the Lord Alphonsus. If he was yet Master of his Heart; to which the Prince answered, That he had sacrificed it to the Graces of the Charming Iphigenia: and that lovely Duchess answered him so tenderly, that she had given him her own in requital. That the Princess sung upon the account of this exchange of Hearts, very much to the purpose, this Stanza of a Song made upon a like Subject. Burn, happy Lovers, burn in Love; See that your Flames immortal prove. Be you but constant, faithful, kind, And you'll the sweetest moments find Lovers ere tasted; let each Heart In mutual Love still bear a part: And Love your Souls will so confound, In kind Embraces they'll be drowned. The good humour of the Princess Christiana, excited Freedom in our two Illustrious Lovers, who began to tell one another tender things, and to make Protestations of Fidelity to each other. The Princess, who had not in so young years a Judgement ripe enough to discern the Interests of States compromised in the Alliance of Princes, flattered at that time their Passion; and counselled them not to dispute so long time with each other, but to search out the best means to give each other Assurances of their Love. This Advice, although ill weighed, agreed extremely to the Sentiments of Alphonsus. It infinitely pleased the Duchess Iphigenia, who conjured the Princess to agree, that she might come every day to her House to pass some moments with the Prince Alphonsus, until that Heaven had appointed their Marriage. The Princess very well perceived by this Proposition, that her Brother had not again courted her Amity, but for having the liberty of her House, where Iphigenia might come alone, without giving Umbrage to her Governess, who would not imagine that the Lord Alphonsus would so easily hearken to a Reconciliation. In effect she did it with so little noise, that during more than a month our Illustrious Lovers had the convenience to entertain one another privately, and to open their Hearts to each other. Nevertheless, as it was difficult that such a Commerce should remain secret at Court, where great Persons are watched by as many Eyes as Argus had, and have as many Historians of their Life, as they have Domestics; Iphigenia's Governess, who never could meet her at home in the Evening, having informed herself of the Rendezvouz of our Lovers, went to give an Account to the Queen, of their secret practices; who obtained from the King, that Alphonsus should not see Iphigenia any more. Our Illustrious Lovers began but to taste the preliminary Sweets of Love, when the Malice of a barbarous Fate came to traverse their springing Pleasure. The Duchess, to whom the Queen on her side had read very disagreeable Lectures, frequented no more almost the House of the Princess, for fear to meet her dear Alphonsus there, who lost also the habit of coming to the House, not to seem a Rebel to the King's Orders. They endeavoured, the one and the other, to ward so rude a Blow, by the most flattering considerations that Hope could produce. Iphigenia did herself so much violence to hinder her Grief from breaking out, that she fell into a drooping that reduced her to extremity; she kept her Bed fifteen days, during which time, it was not permitted Prince Alphonsus to come to comfort her with his presence. Her oppression in the mean time became so prodigious, that in her Raving Fits, with which she was agitated, and which differed nothing from Madness, she would not speak but of her dear Alphonsus, to whom Cornelia made a tender Report of the state of her Health. She was but some days recovered, and went not yet out of her Chamber, when Alphonsus who altered visibly, and was fallen into a profound Melancholy, writ this Billet-doux. MY Heart is without motion, charming Princess, and resents all the Alterations of yours. Are we then so criminal, that they condemn us to death? The Melancholy which devours me, gives me it. I expire every time that I hear of your pitiful Condition; and as I inform myself of it each moment, I presume to tell you, that I no longer live. Uphold yourself, adorable Iphigenia, and let the thoughts of what's to come, elevate you above the present Persecutions. In the deplorable Estate Inhumanity has reduced me to, I can yet dispute it even to Death, if I hear that in that little Life is left you, you yet turn your Thoughts towards the faithful Alphonsus. Iphigenia steeped this tender Letter in her Tears. She was very desirous in the extremity wherein she was to answer it: But besides, that her weakness would not suffer her to hold a Pen, her Bed was always so besieged with Ladies that made her troublesome Visits, that she could not find the conveniency of discoursing one moment with Cornelia, the Confident of her and her Lover. This Letter revived her Love. She became so impatient to see her dear Alphonsus, that so long an absence threw her into a Melancholy that caused her Relapse. Her Distemper increased, and her Raving Fits recommenced. Her Mind was wholly taken up with the Answer that she would make to her Lovers Billet, which she searched for oftentimes between the Pillows where she had put it. Her trouble appeared so visible one day to her Spies, that they had the boldness to take away from her this Note, whilst she took some Repose, and to put it into the hands of her Governess, who read what it contained, and made it be put in its place, for fear of increasing her Distemper. She went in the mean time to give an Account to the Queen, who complained of it to the King. This prudent Monarch, fearing that if any Alliance of this consequence should be made without the knowledge of the Princes who honoured his Court with their Children, they should be scandalised at it, and recall them home, judged it proper to give notice to Prince Philip Alphonsus his Father, and to the Admiral Father to Iphigenia, of the violent Inclination that they had one for the other. This Alliance being advantageous for Prince Philip, his Answer was, That he would leave Heaven to act in it: and the Admiral not judging that she had provided for herself to her advantage, he believed that it would be easy to divert this Inclination, in giving another Lover to his Daughter. He conjured then his Majesty most humbly to be willing to recommend to her the old Duke of Alvero, who was a Lord extremely rich, and whom the fear to meet with a young Heart already disposed of, hindered to declare himself to Iphigenia The King, informed of the Sentiments of these Princes, sent afresh to Alphonsus, to forbid him to see Iphigenia, who was then absolutely out of danger. The Queen undertook to prepare her to hearken favourably to the Duke of Alvero. This lovely Princess, who at first understood her Intention, told her Majesty, That although it appeared that nothing in the World ought to be freer than the Choice of a Husband, she had so much Respect and Esteem for the Lord that she had proposed to her, that she would endeavour to fancy him 40 years younger, that she might have more reason to love him. The Queen, who judged by this Answer, that it was not easy to persuade a young Maid to love indifferently all sorts of Objects, contented herself with this beginning, and made the Amorous Old Man comprehend it would be a hard matter to surprise a place possessed by a powerful Enemy: That he might nevertheless render his Assiduities to Iphigenia, and that he might put in practice all his Industry, to endeavour to make himself be beloved. The Duke, who was a little sensible of the weakness of Age, was not capable to remove so many Engines. He went the same Evening to the Queen's Apartment, where he had been informed Iphigenia would be; and it was in her Majesty's presence that he made her his first Declarations. It is not to be believed how wittily this young Duchess answered the old Count, and how she made him float between Hope and Despair. She drolled a long time upon the difference of years, and ended at last with protesting that she loved better a white and experienced Head, than a vigorous and well-made Body. Iphigenia, who conceived that they had designed this Old Man for her, was impatient to inform Alphonsus of this Comedy. But the promises she had made to the Queen to think no more of him, and to have Eyes only for him that Heaven seemed to have chose for her by the hand of her Father, made her fear to renew with Alphonsus a new Commerce. Nevertheless, she run to the House of the Princess Christina, to whom she imparted the Adventure, and where she writ these Lines, which she left upon the Table of her Cabinet for her Lover. The Letter of Iphigenia. THey would force me to love a decrepit Old Man; as if Love ought to be enslaved by Interest. Teach me the Art to feign; for I assure you I am troubled to seem all Fire near a Frost. The good man they propose to me, reckons me his already. But after what a way does he make his Court? He enters, he kisses my Hand, he sits over against me with his Face so near mine, that if he take not care, I shall some day by fetching my Breath with strength, meet with his, and snatch from him his last Sigh. What a Sympathy of Humours, and what a Resemblance of Complexions is here! They say he has need of four or five Blankets, besides a suit of Furs, to keep him warm a Nights in the Month of July. I thank my Fate for furnishing us with any Subject that may contribute to our divertisement, when on the one side it deprives us of the satisfaction of seeing one another. If you are discreet and constant, none but you must pretend to my Esteem. Beg of Love to furnish us with some new Stratagem and sure Means to put an end to our prohibition, and to content us. You know the hand of her that loves you. This suffices. As soon as Alphonsus entered the House of the Princess his Sister, Cornelia put him in mind of the place where he might find this Note. His meeting her, moderated his Sorrow; he read it over and over, with the greatest satisfaction imaginable, and carried it away without having thought it necessary to make an Answer to it. In the mean time, the Lord Alvero gave no rest to Iphigenia, he pressed her, he solicited her, he employed the Credit of all those that had any power over the mind of this Duchess, he offered her a thousand Jewels of value, gave her Comedies, Balls, Serenades, treated magnificently on her account a party of the Ladies of the Court, went not from her house till it was very late, was at her Toilet, and performed admirably well all the Devoirs of a young Gallant; during which, she rallied his Weakness: And Alphonsus, who believed himself only beloved, published , that he was collecting the Memoirs of what passed between the old Duke, and the lovely Iphigenia, to compile a Gallant Novel, which he would call, The Impotent Gallant. Old Age is always distrustful and suspicious. The Duke maintained very many Persons up and down to watch Alphonsus, who informed him that he turned his Conduct into Ridicule, and that he endeavoured to render him the Proverb of the Court. This Presumption exasperated the Old Man to such a degree, that he resolved to be revenged of him. If his Strength had been answerable to his Courage, he would not have employed any other Arm but his own to demand satisfaction of Alphonsus. Having one day met him two Leagues from the Town, following the first motions of his great Heart, he alighted from his Coach, and obliged Alphonsus to alight, with a resolution to fight him, if Count Angelo, his Nephew, who was with him, had not taken his Uncle's part, who was more than Threescore and fifteen years old, against a Prince that was hardly Nine and twenty. These two young Lords having drawn their Swords, pushed for some time very vigorously. It was not the Duke's fault, that his Nephew, whom he animated by all powerful Exhortations, remained not Master of the Field. He was nevertheless worsted, having received a very dangerous Wound in the Arm, by which he lost very much Blood. This sad Spectacle, very far from cooling the Duke's Courage, inflamed it more; he put himself in a posture to second the Wounded, when Alphonsus, who was too brave to engage with unequal strength, smiling, prayed the Duke not to oblige him to do an Action which would be always reproachful to him, although even he should have the better of it. Then remounting his Horse, he returned the same way towards the Town upon a Hand-gallop. The noise of this Rancounter was spread abroad half an hour after, and came even to the Ears of the King, who gave command to Alphonsus to confine himself to his house, till new Orders. Iphigenia heard, almost at the same time, the success of Alphonsus his Arms. Whatsoever inclination she had for this Prince, she could not but compassionate the Duke's Fortune, whose Courage she admired. She took his part in some sort also against this young Rival, because that she heard that he insolently vaunted of his advantage; she suffered with regret that a young man should insult over one of so great Age, and conceived for the Duke as high Sentiments of Esteem, as she had Love for Alphonsus. She received a Visit from that Old Man that very same Evening, where he told her things that touched her very much. 'Twas after a serious Conversation that she had had with him, where he had painted out the Advantages she might draw from her Alliance, that she passed a part of the Night in meditating upon the Duke's Proposals. Amongst other Reflections which she made, she considered that it would be always commendable to obey a Father who was more understanding in Affairs than herself, and who only looked after her Interests; that the Pleasures of the Bed made not up the greatest Delights of Life; that if she tasted not presently of those Sweets which wise men accounted but superficial and imaginary, she should yet, after the death of a man within two inches of the Grave, in the middle of her Age, experience them; that Alphonsus passed amongst those who kept him company, for a fantastic Spark, and rash; and that it might be hazardous and troublesome to sacrifice her Liberty to a young man, who loved less on the account of Reason than Passion. Sleep having surprised her in the midst of these confused Thoughts, the first that possessed her when she was awake, was to make trial by Wit and Address, of the true Temper of Alphonsus; whereby she resolved to sound his Heart by an Artifice that I shall tell you, after that I have described the Discourse which she had that day during some hours with the Duke. She took a little rest in the inner part of an Alcove, all alone. She was there reading some pages of a Romance which she had in her hand, when the Old Duke was brought in to her Chamber. He sat down by her, and discoursed with her of indifferent subjects, till she fetched a sigh, which made the Conversation change. He took it for a token of the desire she had to hear him to speak of other matters, and 'twas that made him begin in this sort: I know not, Madam, whether you have heard favourably the Declarations of Love that I have made you. I am persuaded that you would be sensible of those that should be made you by Persons of more merit and fewer years. It is true, that Youth has powerful Charms, and that old Age cannot but cause disgust to a young Duchess, accomplished as you are; but it must also be acknowledged, that that has for its share Transports of Anger and Fury, and this, Prudence and good Conduct. It is true moreover, that the first joins to external Charms the Subtleties of Discourse, and that the Language of the other is not very persuasive. Nevertheless, I have this advantage, Madam, above those who may pretend to the honour of your Alliance, that if I explain myself more plainly, I speak with more sincerity. You may believe besides, that if it be my good Fortune to possess you, I will endow you with all the Estate which Birth and Fortune have heaped upon me. I should be nevertheless in despair that the World should one day reproach me with having done violence to your Inclination. You have in your young years more understanding than any Princess of this Court; and therefore you are of yourself capable of determining in an Affair of this consequence. As for the rest, I can assure you, pursued he laughing, that against the custom of those of my years, I am neither troublesome nor jealous. Iphigenia, who had till then kept silence through respect, answered the Duke with very much modesty, That she would think upon the things which he had urged to her; that his Reasons were very strong; and that in a little time he should know her Resolution. That as for the rest, she was infinitely obliged to him for the choice that he was pleased to make of her, in the midst of a Court where he might dispose absolutely of the Heart of the Fairest and most Accomplished of all those Princesses that made up its Delights. She prayed him, pursuant to this Discourse when he took leave of her, to demand of the King the liberty of Alphonsus, which would not be refused him. I have a strong inclination, said she to him, to tax this Prince of Rashness, to treat him with Haughtiness, and to break off with him for ever, as little regard as he has to the Lessons I shall prescribe him. Although this Intention to break with him was only conditional, the Duke, without troubling himself to dive into it, went to demand of the King Alphonsus' liberty, and to entreat his Majesty to permit him once more to see Iphigenia; which having obtained from his Mercy, he went himself to assure Alphonsus of the King's favour, to conjure him to forget what was past, and to inform him that the Princess Iphigenia desired to see him. This Prince was very much surprised at the Advances of the Duke, which made him suspicious of some Stratagem that he was contriving against him. Nevertheless, he thanked him handsomely for the good Offices that he had just then done him, and promised to go to receive the Orders, of the Duchess. He went to her House two hours after, and Iphigenia was no sooner informed of his arrival, but she dismissed the Company that was with her. The love which she had had for this Prince, and which was not yet extinguished in her Heart, made her seem to feel very much joy at his return: Come, said she to him, smiling, wicked man, I have many things to tell you. Prepare yourself to hear such as will be disagreeable to you. To which Alphonsus replied, A tender Princess cannot speak harsh things; and were I as culpable as I am faithful, you could not so handle me, that your Mortifications would be of force to make me repent of my Crime, because you would mortify me with so good a grace, that I should always esteem myself Innocent. You are too presumptuous, added Iphigenia, and I believe you will change your mind at the Propositions I have to make you. You may try me, Madam, pursued he, as much as you please; I flatter myself to be able to justify what I have said. Very well, continued the Duchess, since you have so strong a Wit, and that I see you armed against all sorts of Attaques, sit you down there, and delay not to answer me. They had no sooner taken Seats, but she said to him, The business is, my Lord Alphonsus, that you give your Consent that I become your Rival's Wife. I believe I need not tell you that the Admiral is a man solid and interessed, who will never consent to our Alliance; that he will make me marry the Duke Alvero, whose great Wealth is able to uphold our Family; and that the King will agree to no other Match. Let me then do a thing against my Inclination: Permit me to put a man in his Grave that cannot live longer almost, that we may be in a better condition to pass our live times happily and quietly. You need not doubt but to find me always the same in Body and in Mind. Thus I do not properly break with you, I only propose a delay that may last but a very little time. Although it is true that Alphonsus did not expect a Compliment of this nature, having a little consulted with himself, and appeared for some time thoughtful, believing himself banished from the Heart of Iphigenia, he would show her that he was as indifferent as she was changeable, and 'twas that which put this Answer in his mouth. Are these, Madam, the Promises of an inviolable Fidelity. Have you so soon forgot the mutual Protestations which we have made? Can I believe that you have loved, since you now cease from loving? What can I hope from a Flame which is extinguished in the heat of its vigour? No, Madam, I cannot, without dying, see you in the Arms of a Rival, if you do not promise me that the Marriage which you are contriving shall only serve as a Veil to the Favours which you will grant me. Alphonsus' thought he might very well insult over the Princess' Virtue, since she seemed to have no more love for him. Iphigenia offended at so insolent an Answer, dissembled then and replied nothing, only that he should have cause to praise her Fidelity. They parted thereupon dissatisfied with each other, insomuch that some Servants perceived that Alphonsus shook his head, and muttered between his teeth at the foot of the great Staircase. After so surprising a Proposal, Alphonsus abated much in the Sentiments of Esteem which he had for the Princess, who became almost indifferent to him; and Iphigenia after a Proposition so offensive, showed her coldness to Alphonsus, who did all he could to turn the Duke en Ridicule, and to render the Duchess the Object of the Court-Raillery, He composed Verses for this effect which he spread , under an unknown Name, wherein he described the ridiculous Fires of an Old Man and the Infidelity of his Mistress. Here is a Copy of them, agreeable to the Original. Upon an Old Man in love with an Inconstant Princess. An EPIGRAM. A Duke, within two inches of the Grave, His Head with Snow quite covered o'er, To carry on a new Amout, Uses all means the Fair One to engage. This Candle that's just ready to expire, Is in a Duchess' false Heart Worthily suffered to have part, Who does against his liberty conspire. She by this means has all her Heart can wish; For Death the Duke will soon remove, And then this Weathercock of Love, Who change affects, will choose another Dish. These Verses made noise enough to come to the knowledge of the Duke, and of her who was made the subject of them; upon which she threatened Alphonsus to play him an ill trick for it: he betrayed the Secret which he owed to Iphigenia's trust in him, and manifested his Levity, in making the Letter public; wherein this poor Lady declaimed against the rigour of Destiny, which ordained for her an impotent Old Man. Iphigenia outraged at such a proceeding, went to complain to the Princess Christina, who told her, That she ought to have known better Alphonsus' humour, before she had trusted him; that he was the most giddy-headed Lover in the World, and a young man without discretion, who considered not, provided he could divert himself, at whose cost it were; that she was in the same apprehension on the score of such a like indiscreet Spark, to whom she had entrusted something which she would very fain keep secret; that it was not very difficult to make this Letter pass for counterfeit; and that as to the rest, she should refer herself to common Report; that Calumny was the Vice of Courts, and that she should be before assured of the truth of the Fact, from his own Confession, who had been accounted the Author of the Report. Iphigenia, who relished these Reasons, represented to the Princess Christina, that to tax Alphonsus of it, were to expose herself to new Railleries'; that he would be cunning enough to deny the thing, and malicious enough to add satire upon satire, and to divert himself with her Fears. Whilst our intimate Princesses were deliberating together of the means to avoid hazarding themselves with Alphonsus, in extorting the truth from him, the Duke came to pay a Visit to the Princess Christina, with whom he hoped to find Iphigenia, who made her the Repositary of all her Secerets. He entered, they discoursed for some time together, every one was in a good humour, when the Conversation having turned upon the Chapter of the Duke's Marriage with Iphigenia, the Old Man to whom she had as it were engaged her Faith, told her, That he was too much her Friend, and too sincere to conceal any thing from her. And drew a Paper out of his Pocket which was an exact Copy of the Letter which we have been speaking of, wherein Iphigenia showed her aversion for the Duke, on the back of which Alphonsus his Verses were written. The reading of the Epigram in the first place, mortified Iphigenia in the highest degree. But that which confounded her, was the shock which that Letter gave her, which Love had heretofore dictated to her, and which Treachery had now made public. The Princess Christina, who saw her in this perplexity, drew her out of trouble, in making pleasant Reflections upon that Letter. Iphigenia believing it would be to her advantage to turn the business into Raillery, grew pleasant in her turn, and own to the Duke, That she was the Author of that Letter; that in reality, the first proposal that had been made her of an Alliance with him, had made her wild at the time that she had an Inclination for Alphonsus: But that this fault ought to be forgiven her; that it was a proof of her Constancy and Fidelity; that having never had the honour to have been in his company, she had given way too much to the Impression which his Age made on her Spirit; and that as the Fire which is difficult to be kindled, is likewise difficult to be extinguished, the greater Aversion she had for him before she knew him, the greater Esteem she had conceived for him since she had known him, and that this Esteem should never be blotted out. She spoke too well, and defended herself with too much Wit, not to obtain her Pardon. The Old Man tore the Letter, and discoursed no more of any thing, but of demanding satisfaction from Alphonsus. They might freely consult of the means to be revenged of him in the presence of the Princess his Sister. For besides that she loved him not, the hopes to become the only Heiress of her Family, made her desire his death. They concluded then that the Count St. Angelo, the Duke's Nephew, should challenge Alphonsus, and that they should decide together the difference that was between them. I will go send for him this Evening, said the Old Man; you will inspire him with a Spirit of Revenge; and although I esteem him valiant, I doubt not but he will become a hundred times fiercer, when you shall yourself have put your Interests into his hands. It will be an honour to fall in my service, and in the Quarrel of that Person whom I most honour. According to this Promise, the Duke withdrew, and left the two confident Princesses at liberty to resume their Conversation. They judged it convenient, after some deliberation, to send for Alphonsus, who came to them an hour after. The Princess Christina, as soon as he was sat down, began to speak, by ask him, when he would give over abusing his Relations, and when he would leave the World in Repose. He was going to reply something, when Iphigenia, impatient, without any transport of Anger, called him Perfidious, and put into his hands the pieces of the Copy of the Letter which had been torn but a little before. This Letter was so dispersed, that he knew not the Character of the Person who had transcribed it. He pretended to be ignorant of what it was, and employed above half an hour in seeming to fit again the pieces of Paper, though he still placed them wrong. Iphigenia perceiving that he mistook on purpose, took the pieces again out of his hand, and told him, that they contained the Copy of a Letter which she had through confidence writ to him: That she could never have thought that he had been so base to divulge it, and to employ his Pen in composing the most bloody Railleries' that could be read. That it could never be any Credit for him to be revenged after so base a manner, of a Person whose tender Sentiments he had not been acquainted with. Alphonsus, counterfeiting astonishment, seemed to understand nothing of Iphigenia's discourse, and thereupon she herself fitted the pieces of the Letter, so that they might be read. He swore after a great exclamation, that that Treachery should cost the Keeper of his Wardrobe his Life. That that Letter had been stolen out of his Pocket; that he would punish the boldness of the Author of this Crime, and protested that for his part he was innocent of what he was accused of. His Hypocrisy was too visible: His Excuses were not at all received, and he endeavoured in vain to justify himself. There was no Trick which he made not use of, to dissuade Iphigenia even to the shedding of Tears: He threw himself on his Knees, and asked her Pardon for a Fault which he would efface with the Blood of any Man, and for the expiation of which, he would voluntarily give his own, were he guilty of it. 'Tis not that which I demand, said Iphigenia, you will never kill the guilty; if you spare him who terms himself innocent, we expected suchlike Justifications. Know that I solemnly retract the Word that I have given you. Take what's passed for a Foolery; you shall know towards the Evening the cause for which I have entreated you to come hither. To morrow you— She was going on further, when the Princess Christina having pulled her by the Arm, made her stop there. Alphonsus, who understood by half a word what she was about to say, rose up as soon as she was silent, and saluting the company, told her, To morrow, Madam, to morrow whatever you please. He thereupon withdrew and was just getting into his Coach, when the Count de St. Angelo entered. This Rencounter made him suspect that it was he with whom they threatened him. But he was in no great trouble, and he went home to expect with patience what was meant by that word, To morrow. St. Angelo had scarce presented himself before these Princesses, when Iphigenia said to him, I doubt not, Sir, but you are already informed what I demand from your generous Friendship; you know how Alphonsus has offended me, and how much the Duke has reason to complain of him: The business is to demand satisfaction of this injurious Prince. He is valiant, and will accept all Challenges. If my Interests affect you, you will not be troubled that I have made choice of you as of an undaunted Lord, whose Courage is universally known. Are you disposed to second my Intentions, and to fight for the Duke's Honour. I am fully resolved of it, Madam, replied the Count, if you do me right, you ought to be persuaded of it, before I assure you of it. Prince Alphonsus uses you after a very uncivil manner. All the Court blames him, and will without doubt approve the design which you project with Justice, and which I shall endeavour to execute with all the Ardour I am capable of. After whatever manner things go, whose success we cannot foresee, pursued Iphigenia, I shall be sensibly indebted to you all my Life. Send then this Evening to advertise Alphonsus to meet you to morrow with his Pistol, accompanied with his Second, between the hours of Seven and Eight, at a place which you shall appoint him. You shall find at your Lodging, at the time appointed, the Person who will be your Second. This was enough for Count Angelo, who, besides these Considerations, had on his own score Reasons for Enmity against the Prince Alphonsus, with whom he had a hundred times sought an occasion of quarrelling. He took leave of the Princesses, after he had testified very civilly to the Duchess, that he had the greatest Obligations in the World to her, that she had judged him worthy to maintain her quarrel. Iphiginia at last took leave of the Princess, to whom she said, That she was going to think of a Comrade for St. Angelo. This generous Maid (who had more Courage than is usually found in her Sex) believed she could not find any Person whatsoever that could revenge her Honour with more Valour than herself. Armed with the resolution of a Heroine, she sent to borrow the Habit of a Cavalier, which she put on the next day. She provided a Case of Pistols, of which she made trial, and took Coach early in the Morning, accompanied only with a Gentleman Usher, who imagined nothing else, but that she was going to some Hunting Match, whom she dismissed as soon as she was alighted at the Count of St. Angelo's Lodgings. That Count, who immediately knew her in this Equipage, was very much surprised when she told him the resolution she had of demanding satisfaction herself of her Treacherous Gallant. He endeavoured by all the press Reasons in the World, to make her alter her thoughts. But he found so much opposition on her part, and so much eagerness, that he was flattered with the hopes of seeing her a Conqueror. They both eat a light Breakfast, equipped themselves, mounted on Horseback, and went to the place appointed, where Alphonsus was before them half a quarter of an hour. As far off as Iphigenia could discern him, she took her Pistol in her hand, and made him a signal to make ready, not being willing to be detained by all the common Ceremonies, for fear of being known. But Alphonsus cried out, that that was not the custom here; that they ought not to fight without agreeing before on what Conditions. Then they approached each other, and St. Angelo having showed Alphonsus the unknown Cavalier who was to fight with him, he so attentively considered the Face of the Person would duel him, that he knew Iphigenia under her disguise. He then changed Colour, and our Duchess Cavalier having observed it, levelled her Pistol at him: He escaped the shot of her Pistol, and having shot off his into the Air, he cried out, What is it you, adorable Duchess! is it you that would take away my life? If I have merited Death, I consent to lose it, and that you should take it from me, without disputing it with you. It will be always glorious for me to fall under the strokes of a Heroine. Iphigenia, incensed then, replied, No, Ungrateful, I have not so mean a Soul, as thou hast a perfidious Heart. How thirsty soever I am for thy Blood, I am not resolved to drink it, until I have justly spilt it. Defend thyself like a gallant man; and if thou hast any Esteem for me, either deprive me of Life, or furnish me with fair means to take it away from thee. How great a mind soever our Amazon made appear to fight, she could never obtain from Alphonsus the satisfaction which she desired. The Seconds, after their Example, would not discharge; and Alphonsus represented to them, that they could not gain Honour in a Combat so singular. Our Illustrious Heroine did an Act which would have been blamed in any other but a Woman; for hurried away by her spite, having clapped the muzxle of her Pistol to Alphonsus ' Horse's head, she shot three Bullets into it, wherewith he fell under the Cavalier that rid him. Alphonsus could not save himself, in the fall, from a Sinew-strain, wherewith he was incommoded a long time. As soon as he was on the ground, he laughed and said calmly to the Duchess, You have dismounted me, Madam, you have boar away the honour of the Combat. There passed nothing more remarkable in this occasion; each one returned Home; and this Expedition was immediately divulged at Court, where she was called no more the Duchess, but the Handsome Cavalier. The Princess Christina, whom Iphigenia had not pre-acquainted with her design of disguising herself, was extremely surprised when she heard what had passed. She was so impatient to hear the recital of the Adventure from the Duchesses own mouth, that she went to her Lodgings to see her as soon as she had an incling of it. She immediately commended her for the greatness of her Soul, and her undauntedness, and at last conjured her to make her a Relation of the Action. She informed her of all the Circumstances of it, and was still discoursing with her on that subject, when Alphonsus, who was unwilling to be seen, entered the House by the Garden-gate, and ascended by the back Stairs to the Chamber where they were. Cornelia, who had seen him cross a little Court, run to acquaint the Princesses with his Arrival, so that Iphigenia had had time to hid herself behind the Hang, from whence she could hear the Conversation of the Princess and Alphonsus her Brother. He suspected that his Sister would have the curiosity to learn the History of the designed Combat. He told it her like a Cavalier, he extolled at first Iphigenia's Courage, whom he afterwards called a Rash Woman. As he was beginning to grow hot upon her account, she could forbear no longer: She came out from the place where she was hidden, and said to him fiercely, If it is true that I have wanted Conduct, it hath been because I have spared a Coward who did not deserve to live. But it is no matter; it is more glorious to conquer one's Resentments than to let it break out. I have showed you, that I am sensible of the Injuries. If I have preserved your Life, when at the hazard of some light Reproaches, I could have taken it from you; I may say, that I have given you it to leave you time to repent of your Ingratitude, and that you may be punished as often as you see her whom you have so basely betrayed. Alphonsus, whom the unexpected presence of Iphigenia had not a little surprised, was much troubled, to reply to the harsh things which she had said to him. He no more justified himself, and was contented to reply to her, Yes, Madam, I own you my life, and I believe you have spared it, only to publish your generosity. I will own freely to you, that the Passion to which your Charms had given birth, hath not been able to brook a Rival. In effect, Madam, was it not a very hard thing, to have been able to boast of having been heard favourably by the most Accomplished Princess of Europe, to have been congratulated a thousand times by all the Court for this Honour, to have acted nothing that I know of which hath blemished the profound Respect that is due to her divine Qualities, and nevertheless, to see one's self forced to give consent that another should enjoy a Beauty for which one had sighed all his Life. They are these Considerations, and this Pill so hard to swallow, that hath made me forget myself. Hence our breach of Friendship began: These in fine, are the Considerations that have brought things to the extremity in which they are. What, interrupted Iphigenia, is it not then permitted to put a Lover to the Trial? Ought you to take things in a wrong sense? My ways of indifference ought, instead of cooling, to animate your Pursuits. I pretended to fly, and you have immediately forsaken me. What Zeal, what Ardour, or rather what weak and feeble Passion, it is then when I seemed to escape from you, that you should signalise your Love. You ought to pray, conjure, and fix by your Fidelity, my pretended Inconstancy: You ought to be more assiduous, to write Elegies, to sigh, and shed Tears. When a strong Passion doth men's Hearts inspire, And they a tempting Beauty do adore, They sigh, look pale, and languish with desire; But you nor sigh, or languish any more. As there is nothing so Eloquent as a witty Woman in Love, Iphigenia had never appeared to Prince Alphonsus so Eloquent as that very day. After he had heard her, he threw himself at her Feet, and with Tears in his Eyes, cried out, Pardon, Divine Duchess, pardon. You are innocent, and I am culpable; I will shut my Eyes to all that may make me question your Fidelity. How happy should I be, if you were so indulgent as to account of what is passed as a Dream! How should I bless my Stars, if I could yet enter again into your favour! Command, Madam, what punishment you please for the expiation of my Crime. There is none so rigorous, to which I will not submit: There is nothing that I will not undertake and perform, if you assure me of my Pardon. He spoke from the bottom of his heart, and his Sighs were such infallible Testimonies of it, that Iphigenia was mollified at the sight of his submissions. If he wept, she shed Tears; so that their common Grief became of that character which Violence renders dumb. She recovered herself at last, and permitted him to pretend to be still beloved. The Quarrels of Lovers are ofttimes Motives to, and Renewing of Love. Iphigenia, after this humble satisfaction from Alphonsus, loved him in appearance more tenderly than ever, at least he flattered himself so. He suffered himself to be so strongly prepossessed with this opinion, that there was not a day past, but he visited her at the Princess her Sister's Lodgings, whither she went every day. Nevertheless, he was too much lost in her favour, to be so easily re-established there. A Passion extinguished, is seldom revived in a witty Woman's Heart, and those of that character hardly forget the resentment of Injuries once received. Alphonsus' his Treason had made a deep impression in Iphigenia's mind, and wrought unanimously with certain natural motions, which will grow more sensible in the conclusion to render him the Object of her Indifference. Alphonsus was alone in the King's Chamber, when News was brought to his Majesty, that the Duke of Alvero who had withdrawn two days since to his Castle six Leagues from the City, died suddenly that very day. He thought that at the recital of this News he might judge of the Duchess' Inclination on his account. He went to her Lodgings at the ordinary time, where he found the Princesses conferring together. He meditated sometime upon the Air that he should affect, and what course he should take to acquaint them with what he had newly learned. Iphigenia observing him more silent than ordinary, asked him, What cause could render him so melancholy, him whom all the World commended for his good humour. I am troubled, replied he, at a Loss which all the Court should be sensible of, and which will, I make no question, afflict you. The Duke of Alvero is dead this morning in the Castle which bears his Name. I have learned the News of it from the same Courier which hath brought it to his Majesty. Whether Iphigenia had never had much inclination for that Lord, or that she would dissemble to make good a Fidelity which was but pretended to Prince Alphonsus, she seemed not to be much troubled for his Death, she only said, That Count St. Angelo's Nephew, who was his only Heir, would be a good Match, and that though he were not handsome, the great Estate which was fallen to him, would very much adorn him. That was all that was said then on the occasion of the Deceased, in whom Alphonsus lost the greatest, but not the most to be feared, of his Rivals. This Prince, who whilst the late Duke courted Iphigenia, with approbation had had all sort of access to her, feared that his Majesty, at the Queen's solicitation, might renew his former Prohibitions to him not to see her. He prevented her, and conjured his Goodness to permit him to render his Assiduities to that Duchess, since he presumed the Admiral the Duchess' Father would no more reject his Alliance. The King having learned that the Admiral left to his Daughter the absolute liberty of the choice of a Husband, gratified Alphonsus' Request, so that he spent every Afternoon with his Mistress. About that time there arrived at the Court two young Princes from the Borders of Italy, Twins, very well made as to their Persons, and able to make a great Figure. They made themselves presently eminent by their Magnificence, and took a pride in conversing with the most Witty of the Court-Ladies. The Duchess, Alphonsus' Mistress, was continually visited by the younger, who had as much Briskness, and as little Judgement, as his elder Brother, who courted the Princess Christina, had Wit and Fineness of Thought. Although this young Prince frequented Iphigenia only to pass away some agreeable moments, without carrying his desires further, Alphonsus took umbrage at it, and laboured under so strong a Jealousy, that he fell sick upon it. The Duchess assured him, what she could, that she found nothing amiable in that Neapolitan; that only complaisance, and the thoughts that he would quickly leave the Court, made her approve of his Visits. Her absence from the Princess Christina's House, whither she went every day before the arrival of those Princes, and the whole Afternoons which she gave to the Charms of that strange Prince's Conversation, made him fear all, from the familiarity which begun to be between them. He proceeded so far, that one day he had the confidence to ask him, If he cast his Eyes on the Duchess, and if he pretended to her Alliance? To whom the Prince answered. That he was not yet sufficiently acquainted with Madam Iphigenia, to discover whether she would receive Addresses of Love from him; but that he would attempt to push on his Fortune. This Answer threw Alphonsus into a fearful Melancholy. All things seemed to him to concur to destroy him in the Breast of that Fair One; and he really believed, by the coldness which she expressed to him, that her Inclinations were only for the Stranger. That handsome Neapolitan judging well by Alphonsus' Demand, who had ever Iphigenia's Name in his Mouth, that he courted this Duchess, jested at it the very first Visit that he made her. He made a description to her of this Lover's Passion, under a young Lord's name with whom he said he was acquainted at Venice; and being entreated to tell his Name to the whole Company, he sooner hit upon that of his Mistress than his, which he was never able to call to mind; which made the Duchess tell him, That he should have imprinted it stronger in his mind; but that she believed the greatest part of the Histories which were related of such Amours, were a little fabulous. I daily read some of this nature, pursued she, to which I can hardly give credit. Here the Neapolitan replied, It is true, Madam, that the Poets have seigned such like Passions: But History will furnish us with an infinity of undoubted Examples in the most famous Persons of Antiquity. Have we not seen one of the Cato's forget what he was, and enter into an Alliance with a Maid who had neither Riches nor Birth? Did not Pisistratus, the Athenian Tyrant, marry a Country Girl? What did not Pompey the Great for Flora? Did not Julius Caesar, after fifty Battles won, yield to the Charms of a Servirca? The History of the Death of Anthony, who loved Cleopatra, is sufficiently known to you. Did not the Conqueror of Asia love excessively that Campaspe whom for the overcoming of himself, he gave to the famous Painter Apelles? To what submissions did not the Charms Polioratia reduce Philip? without speaking of the impression which the Beauty of Vria's Wife made upon the Royal Prophet's heart. Who does not— He was going on still to lay open the like Litanies, and as impertinently, when the Duchess interrupting him, told him, I know not what he has not done, nor the truth of these Histories at the bottom; but of what I know, and of which I am fully convinced, is, that you have an excellent memory, and that there is never a Pedant in all this Kingdom, that dare dispute with you the glory of having heaped up more words in his Head. Have you never heard that the like Passions are common to the Monomotapoez, and the Topinambri? added she. Are there Women, Sir, as foolish as Men on this account? This young Lord not having the wit to find out the Duchess Raillery upon his inclination to show his Reading, fell a laughing, and continued his Discourse by an innumeration as fit to be laughed at. Women, said he, Madam, are not exempt from this Weakness; and if I remember, Phaedra loved Hippolytus even to excess: Atalanta, Hippomanes; Galathea, Atis; Egeria, Numa; Circe, Glauchus; Penelopo; Ulysses; Hypsicrata, Mithridates; Portia, Brutus; Julia, Pompey; Phocris, Cephetus. He stopped, and would have stayed there, when Iphigenia risen up, took a Book which lay upon the Table, and having opened it, said to him, Listen, Sir; you know not yet all this Romance by heart, you forget that Semiramis loved Ninus excessively; Biblis, her Brother; Mirra, her Father; Calphurnia, Appian; Servilia, Lucullus; and others yet, with which these two Pages are full. But let us return, I beseech you, said she, to our first discourse. On what occasion have you made so many fine Remarks? On a Prince's occasion who adores you, replied he, and is horribly melancholy, because I take the freedom to come to you so often to pay you my Respects: On Alphonsus his occasion, the most passionate, and the most jealous of all your Lovers. How! pursued she, does that Prince love me at the cost of his Reason? I can hardly persuade myself, that so prudent a Lord cannot put bounds to Passion. Let us experiment what you say, and to that end do you meet me to morrow at the Princess Christina's House, and put him insensibly upon this Chapter, and endeavour to railly him so fiercely that his Jealousy may serve for Divertisement to the Circle which we shall form. Do you make upon him the Epitaph of a Jealous man. This young Lord, who had not yet gained experience enough of the World, to foresee that he was going himself to become the May-game of others, promised the Dutcaess to prepare himself upon that subject, and withdrew very well content with that Proposal, and with himself. In the mean time Iphigenia went the same Evening to discourse with the Princess Christina, whom she entreated to agree to a Comedy the next day at her house, where a young indiscreet Spark and a jealous Lover would appear upon the Stage: After that, she told her all that was passed, and asked her if the eldest of the two Brothers Manfeldi, made her no Proposals, as the Report went, He has, replied the Princess, and such pressing ones, that it is almost no more time to act the Indifferent, without absolutely discouraging him; which I should be averse from doing, for the reasons of good Breeding, although I have but little inclination for him. When he sees me not, I am pestered with his Letters. He hath gained, through his liberality, all my Domestics even to Cornelia, and all the World will implant tenderness in me for that young Prince. I acknowledge that he has Wit, and very sine Qualities: but in fine, there is not I know not what, which captivates; and I cannot believe that ever he will obtain me with my good will. When the Fancy takes me to marry, I will make choice of a Prince in whom nothing shall be wanting that may render him infinitely lovely to me, and worthy to be beloved eternally, I should be of your Taste, interrupted Iphigenia in this place, if Marriage could charm me; and if I am not deceived, I know a Prince who hath all that you can desire: He loves you, he adores you, and bears you so deep a Respect, that he durst not discover his Passion; and if it does bring him to you one day, it will not be till he shall see you resolved to love. What is he, replied immediately the Princess, can I love an unknown person? She had scarce made an end of speaking, when Alphonsus entering the Chamber, diverted their discourse. Iphigenia had no sooner perceived him, than she told him laughing, Poor jealous Creature, they endeavour already at your Epitaph; you are a dead man, if we may believe the Italian Cadet. You have a troublesome Rival in him, who will give you no repose. You will be put to the Test to morrow. Prepare yourself to sustain a thousand fine Attacks, for the Enemy who is to engage you, has an infinite stock of Wit. Alphonsus' taking the word here, said, It is then. Madam, since he hath the honour to frequent you, that he hath gained it. You are very fit to have communicated it to him. Raillery apart, Prince, added Iphigenia, the youngest of our Neopolitans will make you pass for a jealous Person. He came to me upon your account to relate a History the most silly in the World, which was followed with very many other things yet more ridiculous. He is a young man just come from the University, of a good memory, but wanting yet discretion and understanding. He is a presumptuous Novice, who thinks himself ignorant of nothing. In fine, he is a pretended Droll, who to morrow will turn you into Ridicule. We will divert ourselves with his Boyishness and Extravagances. Fail not to come hither to morrow after Dinner. You shall suffer him immediately to discourse, and lead him insensibly to the subject that I will put on foot. Pray, above all things, do not drive him to a nonplus, but rather seem to like of all that he shall offer to your consideration. Alphonsus, to whom what was said, had restored his ordinary Tranquillity, promised to execute all that was ordered him by the Duchess. He was about to withdraw the most satisfied of Lovers, when the eldest of the Neopolitans sent to ask if the Princess Christina might be visited. He came too seasonably not to be admitted. Our two Princesses entreated Alphonsus to keep them company a little longer, but he begged them to dispense with him, under pretext of having business of the greatest consequence. The Neapolitan meeting him upon the Staircase, complemented him, and told him, That he was very unhappy not to have come sooner, because he should have had the advantage of his Conversation for some time. Alphonsus' made answer to his Civility, and entreated him to put off the Match to the morrow, that some persons would form a Circle at his Sisters, where he should meet him without fail. Then they took leave of one another, after having contested to whom the upper hand should be given at parting. The Lover of the Princess Christina had acquired Acquaintance sufficient with her, not longer to be obliged to all those superstitious Formalities which are observed at the meeting of Great Persons. At his entrance into the Chamber he saluted those Princesses, and addressing himself to her who was the Object of his Vows, he said to her, Am I not unhappy, Madam, to have desired a hundred times to be in the Prin. Alphonsus' company at your Lodgings, and to have missed this day so narrowly the opportunity of satisfying my desire. You will recover it to morrow, replied she with the same Familiarity, if you will meet here. Your Brother has promised to Regale us with the Recital of some Verses, and some other Gallantry. As this young Prince was very Eloquent above all things on the subject of Love, the two hours which he spent in these Lady's company, he talked only of sympathy of motions of Tenderness, of the means to please, and of the sweetness of a lovely Union. He withdrew very late, so that our intimate Princesses had very little time to entertain themselves upon the subject of this Lover. Things not being so advanced, but they could discourse of him any other day at their leisure, Iphigenia embraced her Companion, and remounted her Coach. She returned next day to the Frincesses, where she was preceded by Alphonsus, and followed a little time after by the two Neopolitans. The Duchess Iphigenia opened the Conversation, in praying the younger of the two Brothers to keep his word, and to let them see the Epitaph which he had promised them on a jealous man. He defended himself sometime by a sort of affected modesty, from exposing Verses, of which they would without doubt suspect him to be the Author, and drew them at last out of his Pocket, after having said, That those that were infected with this Distemper, were doubly unhappy; because instead of moving compassion, the were do the contrary, the Laughingstock of the whole World. The Epitaph of a Jealous Man. Here in this Tomb a Jealous person lies, Who of all Sots and Blockheads was the Prince; His Heart his Mistress purchased with her Eyes, His Happiness his Rivals have shared since. Passengers, don't his Destiny bewail; A Jealous man deserves no pity sure: His fears were groundless, yet could nought prevail O'er his suspicions, till Death wrought his Cure. These Verses seemed, not to the Company ill turned, every one praised them; and Alphonsus, who knew himself the Subject of them, gave them his approbation. Iphigenia prayed the Author of the Epitaph, to give her all the sense which it contained; which he did more pedantickly than a Regent of a College would have done. Alphonsus' remembering the Order he had received the day before, was impatient that Iphigenia would set a foot the Subject upon which she was desirous to hear this Parrot discourse. That subtle Duchess had no trouble to bring this discourse to the point she desired. She fell upon the Subject of Violent Passions, which gave Alphonisus occasion on to ask the Company for Examples of some Persons who had been violently in love. Whereupon the Princess Christina taking the word, said, That History could furnish him but with too many Amorous Men for Amorous Women, and so on the contrary. But that it seemed as if Marriage were the Destroyer of Love, and 'twas to railly a Wife, but to say that she loved her Husband, and that she could hardly believe there were Women to be found who had preserved an ardent Love for their Husbands. The young Neapolitan, who was on fire to display his Knowledge, added, Antiquity can furnish us with a very great number, and the last Ages are not unprovided. Without doubt, my Lord can produce some Examples, said Alphonsus. Yes, my Lord, replied that young man, who had an itch to speak, I will, for the satisfaction of the Company, relate upon that Subject those which my Memory shall furnish me with. Artemisa swallowed the Ashes of her Husband. Hypsicratea followed the King her Husband to the Army, and fought till Death by his side. Not to dwell upon what Virgil has written of Dido and Andromache; Panthaea the Wife of Abradates, killed herself upon the dead Body of her Husband. Phila the Wife of Demetrius, that King having lost his Life in a Battle, poisoned herself. And not to go so high, does not our Age afford us a Wife who passionately loved her Husband, in that Isabel, Princess of Salem, who not being able to obtain leave to follow him to the Army, writ to him, that there passed not a Night but she embraced him, and tasted the sweetest Pleasure with him: That she made Vows for the changing the Days which she employed in weeping, into Nights, that she might always enjoy his sweet Embraces. I perceive that this last Wife loved a little for Interest; (interrupted the eldest Prince, who made a sign to his Brother to conclude, judging those kinds of Narrations Pedantic) and I believe that all Wives who have amiable Husbands, resemble her. The Historian held his peace, and 'twas then that Alphonsus burst out a laughing, which put him out of countenance. This young Prince taking his laughing for an Affront which he did him, asked him if he believed not the truth of those Histories? whereupon he answered him, That he had likewise read them all in a Book of Fables, except the last, which showed more the Character of a voluptuous Wife, than of one transported by a virtuous Passion. This younger Brother said nothing else, but that Truth would always pass for a Lie, from a Rival's mouth. Alphonsus, who understood well enough what he drove at, prayed him to explain himself. But the prudent Princesses fearing that the Dispute growing hot, it might have dangerous consequences, risen up; which made them thereupon break off, and gave them notice it was time to withdraw. The Princesses being left alone, Iphigenia addressing herself to her dear Companion, said to her, My God Madam, how self-conceited is this young Neapolitan? How full of himself? Is his Brother's Wit as ill turned? He is more moderate, replied she, but his Conversation is somewhat duller, it is not lively; and how well made soever he be outwardly, he has not the Secret to please me. But now you put me in mind on't, What is the unknown Lover whom you now and then discourse to me of? If you will conceal his Name, draw me his Picture at least; for I doubt not but you have seen him. Without question, Madam, replied Iphigenia, and I will satisfy your curiosity thereupon. Know then, in the first place, that he is born a Prince, and that he hath been sufficiently favoured by Fortune. He is young, and has never felt true Love for any but yourself. He loves you, he adores you, he studies your Humour, he knows what Temper you are of, and he knows you as well as himself. He has Wit enough, which is sparkling, lively, gay, and loves not trifles. He is generous and liberal: He has already given proof of his Courage in a single Duel. He has a great Soul, and is as much an Enemy to Cowardice as Quarrelling. As to his Person, although he hardly is of a middle size, he is well set, and has a good Carriage: He is a little long Visaged, his Nose a little turned up; he has black Eyes, large and even with his Head; and above all, passionate. His Mouth is little, his Eyebrows and Hair of a bright Chesnut, and of an admirable gloss. This is somewhat near his Picture; to which I ought to add, to turn it to the light, that he has very much Love and Tenderness; that you are the only Object of his Vows; that he sighs continually at the fight of your Charms, and that the admiration of your Divine Qualities, make him so fearful, that he has not dared to declare his Passion to you. You draw me a Picture so charming in the Graces, that distinguish this unknown Lover, interrupted the Princess, that I cannot but give the Lie to Poets, who maintain that an unknown Object cannot excite Motions of Love. I love this Prince; and since we may speak freely together, the favour I have to ask of you, is, to inspire him with Courage, that I may have the satisfaction to see him speedily. I will endeavour, replied Iphigenia, to raise him above that respectful Fearfulness which retains him; and I will assure you, that to morrow he shall have the honour to entertain you in Person, or by Letter. You cannot, added the Princess, oblige me more, than to procure me one of his Letters, if you cannot make him resolve to come to see me. I shall judge by his Writing, if that Prince has Sentiments as tender as you have told me. To morrow then, Madam, you shall hear of him, said the Duchess, retiring herself. The Picture of so accomplished a Lover, made such an impression on the Princess' Spirit, that she was employed with it all Night, insomuch that the eldest of our Neopolitans, who failed not a day of giving her marks of his Love, presenting himself in the Morning at her Toilet, found her thoughtful, and very cold. This young Prince having never observed in her any inequality of Humour, was extremely surprised to meet with so much indifference: But as a Lover always flatters himself, he thought that the Princess would try his Love; which made him tell her, That in her melancholy Fit, and her gay Humour, she was equally amiable. The first Coldness put not this Prince in trouble. He examined himself upon what he might have done, which was displeasing to that Fair Ones Eyes, and thinking himself guilty of nothing, he believed that the day following might change her disposition. In the mean time Iphigenia, who was engaged to bring a Letter to the Princess, writ one, which she caused to be transcribed by a young Gentleman who dived not at all into the Commerce of her Pleasures, and who judged only that the Duchess had a mind to divert herself. The Letter contained what follows. The Unknown Lover To the Princess, The most worthy to be beloved. MY Name and my Person, Divine Princess, are sufficiently known to you. You are not ignorant of the disposition of a Prince's heart, who would esteem himself infinitely happy, if he could make you understand to what extremity your Charms have reduced him. But how should he draw you a Passion of the Character of his? I acknowledge that as accomplished as you are, you are neither disdainful, nor insensible, and that I may freely discover my Love to you. But who shall assure me of Life? one Refusal, or the defect even of the return of your Tenderness, being capable to give me Death. I have a hundred Reasons to prohibit me your House. Some Princes adore you; and I am the Subject of the Pursuits of a tender Love. I can only sigh then, Madam, till Heaven disposes of my Destiny, and inspires you to be altogether favourable to the most faithful and passionate of your Lovers. Iphigenia found the Princess in the expectation of the Letter, whereby she should understand the Sentiments of her unknown Lover. Having received it, she read it with an incredible satisfaction. It had such an Effect upon her Spirit, that she became so impatient, and so curious to see him who was the Author of it, that nothing could entertain her so agreeably, as the repetition of the Promises which Iphigenia made her of making him resolve to come to kiss her hands. She believed she ought not to answer this Letter. She imagined that the Duchess, who would not divert her from her Love, was but too capable to assure that unknown Prince, of the esteem that she herself had made her conceive for him. Wherefore she contented herself to pray her to animate his Resolution, to flatter him with some hopes, and to persuade him to become as bold as passionate. The young Neapolitan, impatient to try if the Princess were on his account what she had been the day before, came to ask if he might have the honour to visit her. But she was so employed in thinking on the Billet which she had received; that she sent him word she was indisposed. Although this Answer was an ill Omen to him, he nevertheless did not despair of his Destiny, since he saw not any Person haunt her House, whom he might fear to be his Rival. He returned the next day to the Charge, and had the freedom to entertain the Princess in discourse; whose Answers, for the most part, showed absence of mind. He ventured to tell her, That he believed there was some Accident befallen her, which carried away her Thoughts. But he could not draw any thing from her; only that she was taken up with considering with herself whether having made choice of an Object she could be capable to love always. This was an Enigma to our young Lover, I whom she entreated to leave her some days at liberty. He went away overwhelmed with the most cruel Melancholy that can be imagined, and was going to abandon himself, to his despair, when he met an old Chaplain of his Nation, to whom he discovered all the Secrets of his Soul. He prayed him to assist him with his Council, and asked him if he knew what he might do to please. This old Fox, who had almost the direction of all the Consciences of the Court, had experience enough to be able to give him some advice. He asked him first, if he had sufficiently studied the Humour of her whom he loved, to have discovered if his manner of Apparel, and his Trimming pleased her; and above all things, if his Garniture were of the colour which she loved, or was such that it might discover to her his Disposition. And he answering, That he had followed in that only the Mode, and Chance; the other replied to him, That those sort of things, when we have fine Qualities besides, have a great power to shake the resolution of a Maid; whom the least Trifle may surprise. To instruct himself in the virtue of different Colours, this Prince led the Chaplain into the King's Garden, where, in four or five turns of an Alley, he learned from him the meaning of the several sorts of Symbols. See here how that old man explained them to him. White, which is the most simple of all Colours, bears the character of Purity, Innocence, and Sincerity. Black shows Perseverance, because it cannot be defaced by any other Colour. Red denotes Revenge. It frights a Rival. Brown, and all dark Colours, represent Patience, and a serious Temper. Carnation represents, extremely well, the Grief which we feel for a lost thing, which we hope to recover. Aurora Colour is a sign of Joy. The clear Violet Colour, the Gredelin, and the Peacock Colour, is proper to inspire Love; they call it the Livery of Venus. Azure is a Token of Fidelity, because it corresponds to Heaven, which appears always the same, when it is not obscured by Clouds. Grey or Ash Colour, expresses Melancholy or Sadness. Green has always represented Hope, as the Fillemot Despair. Our sad Lover minded not the old man had finished. He interrupted him here, and asked how he figured Indifference and Despite. By a mixture of all Colours, replied he. Good, replied the Prince. But at last, before I make use of this last Symbol, which of these Colours will suit me best, the Carnation, the clear Violet, the Blue, or in fine, which of all the others? It is not very easy for me, replied the Chaplain, to satisfy you positively thereupon. The choice which you ought to make, depends very much upon circumstances, which you must have examined before. A Lover ought not only to consult himself and his Passion, but he ought to know perfectly the Temper of her whom he would please. White, as that which is mingled with it, sympathices with the humour of Phlegmatic Persons. The melancholy Ladies love Black, and all which tends towards that Colour. Red, and all that comes near that Colour, is seen with pleasure, by those in whom Choler predominates: And Sanguine Complexions regard willingly Blue, Carnation, and Gredelin Aurora Colours, and all that are clear and shine. What! must one make all these observations, added the Prince? As far as I see, one must be a good Philosopher, to please. Without question, replied the Old man, one must be very perfect in Physic, or otherwise instead of gaining the glory of having pleased, one is exposed to the discontent of being turned into Ridicule. But, Sir, replied he, if the Princess for whom you sigh, hath a good Wit, as I question not, it is probable that if she hath looked on you favourably heretofore, and that she is grown cold, without your having given her cause, you have a Rival. And 'tis what may put you to some trouble to discover. If you are not too scrupulous, I can show you a Person, who without doubt can inform you. Is he a Sorcerer, interrupted the Prince? He passes for such a one, continued the Old man; but I, who believe it not, I look upon him as a man who through the knowledge that he has in Natural Causes, can with the help of certain Sands, who have received the illustration of certain Stars, in a certain situation, and under a certain Aspect, to smooth certain pieces of Earth with melted Flint-stones, which by virtue of certain blasts, can render Objects at a distance present; and above all, represent all sorts of Letters, which have not been torn. So many Certainties, said the Prince, laughing, promise me a very uncertain knowledge. Nevertheless, pray show me the Lodgings of this great Philosopher. The Old man having informed him where he dwelled, he went thither all alone the same Evening, where he received the satisfaction which I am going to relate. This Magician having led him, without Light, into a Cave, and having forthwith asked him if he were afraid, and the Prince having answered with assurance, that he was not, he drew a Circle with Cole, in the middle of which he placed him. Having after that, drawn out a certain dark piece of Earth out of a hole which he enlightened with certain Ashes; and after some intelligible words, which frighted the Prince a little, who would have been very willing not to have been there, he made appear to him, through that transparent Body, the Letter which the Princess his Mistress had received; which he read from end to end. And this was all the knowledge which he could receive from the Magician, whom he satisfied according to his desire. He had learned but too much for his Repose; his Troubles increased. The Idea of an unknown Rival, added to his despair. He returned to see the Princess, and found her still the same; he gained all her Servants: he turned Spy himself; he posted Sentinels all round the House, and could not discover him who disputed his Love with him; sometimes he is hot, and sometimes fearful. He becomes a Prey to a deadly Melancholy, and has recourse again to Magic. He requests a Charm, and gives his consent and all things necessary to the composition of a Pomatum, which he designs to convey by stealth upon the Princess Toilet, from whence he took away for this purpose a little Pot which he caused to be filled with the following Ingredients, viz. the Scrape of Skins, the Cuttings of Hoofs, and Hairs imperceptibly cut off, burnt, and calcined with some drops of a certain Liquor, the whole at last mingled and incorporated with Soap, and common sweet Powders; which Pot he cunningly substituted in the place of the other, and whose virtue had no Effect. Alphonsus on his side agreeably persecuted Iphigenia, who upon the great change of her outward Dispositions, changed also her Inclinations, and entertained him with fair hopes, whilst she endeavoured to inspire the Princess with Love for the Unknown. She made her from day to day more exquisite descriptions of that Princess' Passion, of which she expressed herself to be sensible, when at last overcome by her Prayers, she engaged to bring him to her on the morrow in the Evening. The Princess impatient to see the Cavalier, conjured her by the Union that was between them, to procure her the satisfaction of seeing him, and promised her, provided he was such as she had described him, to hearken favourably to his Passion. As soon as Iphigenia was returned home, whether she had carried Cornelia, she sent her to seek for the best Tailor of the Court, whom she made to take measure of her, and to whom she gave private orders to make her a magnificent Habit, with its Ornaments, by Eight a Clock the next Night exactly, and to bring her choice of all things necessary to equip a Cavalier for a Ball. The Tailor acquitted himself with an admirable diligence of his Commission. The Duchess sent all the Equipage to Cornelia, whom she had prepared to receive it, and went to dress herself in her Chamber, from whence she sent to demand if a strange Prince might be admitted to make his Compliments to Madam. The Princess, who expected, according to Iphigenia's promises, an unknown Lover, sent to meet this Prince; she was much surprised to see him enter alone, believing that the Duchess would have boar him company. She advanced some steps to receive him, made a Seat be given him, and ordered her Attendants to withdraw, to enjoy all alone the pleasures of this new Lover's Conversation, who began thus: You see, Madam, the Person that the Duchess Iphigenia has discoursed of to you, according to what she has told me; she has made you a description of me which scarce resembles me. 'Tis the Effect of a bountiful Inclination, to which I shall be obliged all my Life. As eloquent as she has been upon the subject of my Passion, she has nevertheless not amplified it, it is such that I myself who feel it, cannot describe it to you. She had not finished speaking, when the Princess, who knew her again under her disguise, replied to her thus: I have always well presumed, Sir, that you were a Railleur who sought to divert yourself. But I should have been troubled to persuade myself that you had been desirous to push your Raillery so far. It is no matter; I find you lovely, and I am very ready to second your Passion. Give me your hand, Princess, said the Duchess then, and promise me that you will keep your word. The season of the Carnival, which invites us to Joy, leaves us but just time enough to execute the Thing. I entreat your company to morrow at the Comedy which I will cause to be presented before all the Court, and my Lord your Father. I will appear such as I am, and in the Conclusion we will finish the Ceremonies of our Marriage. The Princess, who imagined nothing loss than what happened, believed always that the Propositions which Iphigenia had made her, on the score of an unknown Lover, were not feigned; that she would one day declare what he was, and that in the mean while the time of Shrovetide would permit extraordinary Diversions. This made her give her Hand; pursuant to which, Iphigenia went to give order for all that was necessary for the celebration of their Nuptials on the morrow. She went to the King's Apartment, the Queen's, and all the Prince's Lodgings, to pray them to honour that solemn Feast; who expressed themselves to be well satisfied with the divertisements which the Duchess would procure them All the Court were at the Comedy, and afterward went to the Duchess' House, where there was a splendid Supper provided. Iphigenia travestyed en Cavileer, and the Princess Christina, received there, with the consent of them Majesties, all the Compliments of the Court. The Articles of Contract were exhibited after the Regale▪ All the Court, after the King's Example, and the Princess' Father himself subscribed it. The rest of the common Formalities were observed. Our Lovers mutually plighted their Faith to each other, and the Action was finished, at which the eldest of the Neopolitans and Alphonsus, showed all their good Humour. The Duchess Iphigenia and the Princess her Spouse, bore the quality of King, and the other Queen at the Ball which followed. During the three hours which it continued, a witty Poet met them, presented them with an Epithalamium, whose Composition was approved of. It was proposed to conduct our new-married People to Bed. The King accompanied them to the Chamber which had been prepared for them, at the door of which, it was believed that the last Scene would have a conclusion. They were notwithstanding undressed, and the Princess tired as much with Dancing, as with the other Exercises of the Day, put herself to Bed with Iphigenia, who instructed her with admiration in what she was ignorant of till then. The Curtains have robbed me of the rest. What? What we may believe as a Truth is, that the Bride was very much surprised to find that Nature, liberal to Iphigenia, had endowed her with both Sexes; that our Illustrious Hermaphrodite had obtained from the bounty of a laudable Stock, what the weakness of a tender Age had scarce made her sensible of; that the Court imformed of the Fact, at the solicitation of the Bridegroom's Father, who was very sure of things, took all that had been done for substantial and authentic; and that in fine, by the Alliance of this Gallant Hermaphrodite, Alphonsus had his Sister for his Rival. FINIS.