The Doctor's Medicines and counsel which he gave to a Maiden OR, A Cloak for a gross Widow.  
There was a Maid would have a child  
But yet no Man should her beguiled,  
Which made her to a Doctor go  
To purge herself from top to toe  
And then the Doctor his virdict gave  
How with child she may conceive,  
And this he spoke I witness can,  
That she should prove with child without help of a Man.  
To the Tune of, This will restore my Maidenhead again.  
 
 

DRaw near young lasses that in the first passes  
and listen a while unto my new 〈◊〉  
Though it 'tis not witty I think 〈…〉  
if my judgement don't my Muse a not wrong,  
A maiden of late whose name was sweet Kate  
Whose dwelling in London was near Cripplegate  
Now lest to my ditty declare it I can  
She would have a child without help of a man.   

To a Doctor she came, a man of great fame  
Whose deep skill in Physic report did proclaim,  
Quoth she Master Doctor tell me if you can  
How I may conceive without ●elp of a man,  
Then listen quoth he since so it must be  
This wondrous strange Medicine I'll show presently  
Take nine pound of Thunder six legs of a Swan  
And you shall prove with child without, etc.   

Take the tail of a Fox that is three yards long  
And swaith your back with it for to keep it strong  
Eat the while of a Flack 〈…〉 arse I do say  
Lo comfort you up from swooning away,  
The Wool of a Frog, the juice of a Leg  
Well path 〈…〉 together in the shin of a Hog,  
And the Egg of a moon cla●e if get it you can  
And you shall conceive, etc.   

Take the marrow of a Louce y●●id ●ick to your 〈◊〉  
And rub all your belly when as it os ●●●h.  
Take the frits of the Serpent which Essex 〈◊〉  
That will give you ●ase in your greatest pain,  
The love of false ●arlots, the faith of false 〈◊〉  
With the truth of Decoys that do walk in their sc●●●●●●  
And the Feathers of a Lobster well fried in a Pan  
And you, etc.   
 

GEt the Geld of a Usurer that he throws away  
And the dance of a Mouse when that the ●● play  
〈…〉 tongue  
●il this when thou get ' 〈…〉 wrong  
〈…〉 Rain, brought 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 Spain  
With the blast of a ●ello 〈…〉  
 
To make you conceive without help of a Man.   

Take such Pilgrim s●ve as your 〈◊〉 can bend  
For in your distress it will give you content,  
Drink a draft of Canary out of a beer glass  
Well mirt with a fart from an old Woman's 〈◊〉  
〈◊〉 potiles of lard squeezed from a Rock hard  
And nine turkey Eggs each as long 〈…〉  
With a Pudding of 〈…〉 well baked in a Pan,  
And you shall, etc.   

〈◊〉 six pounds of truth out of a 〈…〉  
〈◊〉 as much Tailor's cabbage 〈…〉  
Take a handful of charity which 〈…〉 use  
〈◊〉 don't take to much yourself to abuse  
A Brakers honesty is very good  
That longing desires may be with stood.  
Take two quarts of Charcoal 〈…〉  
And you shall conceive, &c,   

Take she conscience of him that do chuzen the poor,  
〈◊〉 〈◊〉 Windows add Fatherless out of his door,  
〈◊〉 Medicine I think much good may thee do  
〈◊〉 on the Gallows an hour or two.  
〈◊〉 the flattering which t'our Alewives belong  
〈◊〉 〈◊〉 take to much thyself to do wrong.  
〈◊〉 〈◊〉 an Hostess won't flatter to gain what she can  
And you shall, etc.   

Get the love of a Chimbny-man that makes prey  
On a poor Farmer's Chicken his Butter and Whey  
An E●●●se-man with an Hostiss is loud I can lest  
Then surely this Medicine will ●o very well  
A Dolphin that swims on Salisbury plain  
The care of him will assuage all your pain  
But when Punch is in compass of a little child's span  
Then you shall, etc.   

All you that would know where this Doctor do dwell  
Pray go to the sign of the whip and egg shell,  
In P●●●●et Alley his living is there  
But ●●●●g Money with you to pay for his Wars  
〈…〉 cines are good and approved have stood.  
〈…〉 pered together all in a black Hood.  
〈◊〉 〈◊〉 pounds your entrance then try if you can  
If you don't conceive without help of a man.   

What I have spoke I hope it ●●●o treason  
Since Nonsense by me, and ●●●ers is in season.    

Printed for J. Clark at the Harp and Bible in West-smith-field.