The French man gulled of his Gold OR A warning for whore-hunters. Showing how a French man newly come into England, to see the fashion of our country, fell in Love with a Night walking Lady, saying he had two hundred pieces in gold about him, which rejoiced this Lady's heart to hear, so after some words between them he gives her the gold in her Lap, she promises to have him to her Chamber, has him to a Tavern door on the street side and bids him stay there while she went in to c●ear her Chamber which he willing too, she marches through the house at a back door into an Alley where she left the French man to shift for himself, which was but a sorry shift, which is as followeth. To the Tune of a Fig for France, COme all you gallants listen well A merry jest I will you tell 'Tis of a Frenchman and a whore The like you never heard before, The jest was acted so complete 'Twill make you l●u●h till you do sweat Then French men take a special care How you do trade with English ware. A French man as it doth appear Did come to try his fortune here And with his brags he did unfold He had two hundred pound in gold With flaxen Periwig did he Walk through the streets most gallantly With a Muff and Rapier by his side As if he were a God of pride, Then in a rage he deeply swore He would go see an English whore The Moon it seemed to shine bright Which made him walk with great delight Into moorfield's he took his way Where he espied a Lady gay, They say the English hates the French But i'll know that by th●s same wench. Then unto her he stepped straight And these same words he did relate Madam quoth he and please your will To let me have of you my fill And if to me you will agree I will be bountiful and free, I'd have you know the Lady said I am no whore but still a maid. EXcuse me Madam in this case My thoughts don't judge as you are base For out of France I lately came To get a wife that is my aim, And if that you can fancy me Two hundred pound I will give thee, Then prithee Lady fancy me And i'll maintain thee gallantly. With that this Whore she did reply A Frenchman will both swear and lie You talk of hundreds where you go But not a penny for to show She with such speeches was so bold That he to her did show his Gold, Nay then thought she Gold out of France Will make me play an English Dance. What is your will with me she said Since I so long have lived a Maid, 'Tis not your glistering Gold so bright Shall tempt me with you to delight, Except that you will straight agree When you have done to marry me, I that I will the French man said, Then prithee dearest bened afraid. I w●ll not take your word quoth she For when you have done away you'll flee O no my sweeting understand My Gold thou shalt h●ld in thy hand For I am in a mighty heat Here take it till I have done the feat She takes his Gold and then said here Go with me to my Lodging sure. He took her by the hand and went With her be seemed to be content, And as in hand in hand they go Whether she led him he did not know, For she did lead him up a Lane That he forgot from whence he came The Frenchman swore all is not well For thou wilt lead me into hell. O no my Dear the Lady said Of this same place be not afraid But stand thee here at thi● same door While I do step thee in before To see where there my Chambers clear And then i'll call thee in my Dear: But now to see it is cunning Whore She slipped out at the back door. And there the French man stayed in vain For not his Lady came again When his patience no longer would proceed He knocked at the door with speed The Maid of the house asked who was there Quoth he I am your only Dear, Then with a Mopstick in her hand She knocked him down where he did stand And then she hid him for to go Unto his Whore as he did know And then the Frenchman up and told He'd lost two hundred pound in Go●d Which when the people his tale heard They told ●im he was tightly served Which made him with his French tongue yal And Rogues and Whores he did them call. The Frenchman he did look as pale Just like Dog without his tail The loss of his Money put him in fears He wished in the Room he had lost his Ears He with the stones did nigh enclose For he fell down and broke his Nose Which made him for to curse and swear He'd ne'er trade more with English Ware. Printed for John Clerk at the Harp and Bible in West-Smith-field.