THE Romanists best DOCTOR, Who by one Infallible Remedy. Perfectly Cures all Popish-Diseases whatsoever in a Quarter of an Hours time, or Half an Hour at utmost, By an Approved Dose which never yet Failed His Patients. Which Approved Remedy may Once a Month be had at TYBURN, near Paddington, of that Eminent Physician of long Practice, John Catch, Esq; Physician in Ordinary to the POPE: A Small Dose whereof being Rightly applied, and Compounded with a Grain or Two of His Holiness Absolution, and Free Pardon, Cordially Administered, sends the Patient Bolt-upright to Heaven in a String, without Calling at Purgatory by the way. It likewise Perfectly Cures these Popish Distempers Following, Though of never so long Continuance: VIZ. Treason, Murder, and Rebellion. And all other Popish Contrivances whatsoever, with the utmost speed imaginable. And without the least hindrance to Christian-Honesty.  
The aforesaid Remedy takes immediately away the Popish-Clap, known by these Following Symptoms, Viz. Treasonable Contrivances against the King Kingdoms, and Countries good, which it Cures with speed beyond Imagination.  
It likewise quenches all Popish-Zeal to the Roman-Catholick-Cause, not got by Innocency, as is by Some CONCEIVED.  
This Remedy will be Delivered to any Patient at Thirteen-Pence-Half-Penny the Dose; Provided they be legally Condemned, but to Roman-Catholiques, Gratis, provided they can bring His Holiness Hand and Seal to Certify they have been Actors in the late Treasonable Designs on Foot, in that Horrid Bloodthirsty Plot. Together with a Letter Testimonial from his Holiness to St. Peter to admit you without Scruple, yet the Hand being old Roman, St. Peter himself does not well Understand it.  
To prevent your mistake, you may certainly find the Doctor every Execution-Day; at the Sign of the Jesuits-Cap at Tyburn, between the Hours of Eleven and Twelve at Noon, ready to afford you his Remedies aforesaid, in order to your immediate and speedy Cure.  
Remarkable Cures Performed by this Eminent Physician and his Predecessors, since Queen Mary's 〈…〉  
gentlemans.  
To the intent I may no way Deceive your Expectations, I shall here give you a particular of some several Persons Cured by Me and my Predecessors, and refer you to your own Judgtment, whether I Speak more than We have Performed.  
IN the Year 1582, My Grandfather Cured Mr. Babington and the rest of his Accomplices, for attempting the Murder of Queen Elizabeth, of Happy Memory; being Fourteen in number: He Cured them in two days time, with only one Dose to each person administered. These Persons having been in Spain, Italy, and France, where meeting with no Cure, their Malignity Raging worse than ever; upon their first coming hither they were freely discharged of the same. Their Destemper being a Bloodthirsty attempt upon the Queen's Majesty's Person; which was perfectly Dissolved with the first Hempen Dose. I could give you an account of some more Cured by my aforesaid Grandfather, but hope these suffice.  
In the Year 1605, My Father Cured Guido Faux of a Malignant Favour, which was so wonderfully strong, that it had like to have blown up both King and Parliament; He no sooner came into his Clutches, but of Roaring Lions, he made them as Tame as Lambs, and sent them to Pluto's Territories without Bail or Mainprise.  
At the same time he not only Cured him, but the rest of his Accomplices, beyond expectation.  
In the Year 1660, My Father Grigory Cured Major General Harrison, Hugh Peter, oliver's Jester, and several more, of a violent Madness; which Frenzy attained to so high a pitch, as made them destroy their Father, the most Gracious King living, and turned Religion and Episcopally out of Doors; they were Cured with one Swing on the High-Rope.  
Since which, my Father Dunn hath Cured several Fifth-Monarchy-Men under Captain Venner, who stunk so much of Popery, that he could hardly distinguish at the hour of death what they were, yet they were perfectly Cured by my first Dose; which had likewise this singular Operation, that it not only Cured them, but some scores if not hundreds; Besides, upon whom my Medicine so far opperated, as through fear they never since durst attempt the like Rebellion.  
Since that he Cured one Hubert a Frenchman, of a Scald Head, miserably scorched by the Fire in 66, yet he is forced to sing Lacrimy, in respect only one poor Foreigner should partake of his Physic, whereas many of his Countrymen deserve the like. Thus much for Cures performed by my Father and Grandfather, now to my own.  
First, I Cured Mr. Stayly living in Covent-Garden London, of a Bloody Design against his present Majesty.  
Secondly, Five Remarkable Jesuits, Gaven and his Fellows, who though they died as innocent as the Child unborn, have reason to bless me for sending them to Heaven before their time.  
Next, I perfectly Cured Ireland and Groves, who were so well satisfied with my Cure, that they gave me my Fee with considerable Interest.  
Gentlemen, 
 These are but a Touch for a taste of my Cures; I hope in my next to make an Addition of some persons now in Custody, and then I hope to render myself eminent: I hope it is not only my desire, but the request of all true Protestants, to put a final Period to Treason; and then I shall have work enough.  
You may Speak with me at the Hour, Time, and Place aforesaid.  
FINIS.   

Printed in the Year, 1679./ 80.