A LIST of the Parliament of WOMEN. FOrasmuch as by the Laws of Nature, Women have a great share in the Creation, and that they eat, drink, sleep, talk, and do all the other Deeds of Nature, and natural Acts, as well as Man, having, to their great grief, seen the vile miscarriages of the Lordly and domineering Creature, Man, who hath very tyrannically excluded them from both Arts and Arms, and suffered none of them to use any other Rapier, but a Needle, nor any Lance, but a Distaff, nor suffered them to come into the Pulpit, or to the Bar, though they have believed always, and do still believe, that they are able both to preach and plead, as well as many Men, having the member of the Tongue as loosely hung, and as long, brood, and exact, in all its dimensions, as man's; and they have also had, and still have a firm belief and opinion, that their Hearts are as big, and contain as much spirits and stoutness as man's; and also that their Skulls are as full of brains, and have as much wit and subtlety, as any Man whatsoever. All this being Tamely and seriously considered; and having also read of the famous Amazonian Kingdom, on the Banks of Thermodoon, and how well they were able to rule and manage the Affairs of the Commonwealth; and also, that among their Noble Ancestors, the Ancient Cauls' and Saxons, the Women used to sit as Judges, and had a great stroke in the Affairs, and management of the Commonwealth. And now seeing the many miscarriages of late of the Men of this Kingdom, and that they have not ordered their Affairs to the content of all; and believing, they could manage Matters much better, they have, with one Consent, laid their Heads together, and resolved to congregate themselves, and to meddle with the Affairs of the Commonwealth, and to place themselves at the Helm of Government, and to endeavour to regain-their long lost Liberty. And having lately searched all the Records of Utopia, they found an Ancient Writ of Queen Mab's, which they have sent to all Parts, both of City and Country, for the Women to choose their Representatives, forthwith to repair to London-Bridge, and there to sit, and order the Affairs, for the Good of the People, and for the Honour, Welfare, Reputation and Benefit of Womankind. In pursuance of this Ancient Writ of Queen Mab's, the several Places both City and Country, have chosen their Female Representatives, a List of whom, as they came to our Hands, are here published. For the Liberties of Alsati● 6 Madam Need●. Mrs. ●ye-close. Mrs' Shift. Madam Qwe-much. Mrs. Spendthrift. Mrs. Penny-less. For the Liberties of Bedlam 8 Madam Melancholy. Madam ●ancy-f●ll. Madam ●o●se-wit. Mrs. ●ick-siraw. Mrs. Roarer. Mrs. ●umb-sid. Mrs. Tear-Coat. Mrs. Stark-mad. For the Liberties of Pillingsgate. 6 M●s. T●ar-co●f. Mrs. Thunder-clip. Mrs. Oyster sh●ll. Mrs. Scold-well. Mrs. Rakehell. Mrs. Stink-ill. For the Liberties of Bridewell 4 Mrs. Poor-Whore. Mrs. ●ound hemp. Mrs. Common. Mrs. Serve-turn. For the Liberties of Puddle-dock 2 Mrs. Carman. Mrs. Sweep-chimney. For the Liberties of Kent street 4 Mrs. Make-Sieve. Mrs. Rotten. Mrs. Old-Bawd. Mrs. Rake-Kennell. For the whole City of London 12 The Lady Cold-chain. Madam Look high. Madam Russel-silk. Mrs. princocks. Mrs. Zealous. Mrs. Carp. Madam Fat-well. Madam Finical. Madam Court Ape. Mrs. Snip well. Mrs. Tittle-tattle. Mrs. Pout. For the Liberties of Wapping 6 Mrs. Sail-well. Mrs. Shipwright. Mrs. Tar-Box. Mrs. Boatswain. Mrs. Talk-apace. Mrs. Cable. For the Universities 12 Lady Know-all. Madam Shallow. Madam Spu●ewell. Mrs. Put-Case. Mrs. Ignorance. Madam Formal. Madam Learn-tongue. Madam Old-Dunce. Madam Quarrelsome. Mrs. Syllogism. Mrs. Confidence. Madam Empty. For the Inns of Court 8 Mrs. Parchment. Mrs. Law-Case. Mrs. Follow-Suit. Mrs. Black-acre. Mrs. Seal-Wax. Mrs. Record. Mrs. Troublesome. Mrs. Quarrelsome. For Covent-Garden 8 Madam Stately. Lady All-Tongue. Madam Little wit. Mrs. Little-sence. Lady Proud-tail. Lady ●ift-tail. Madam Blunder-wit. Mrs. Whirligig. For Lincolns-Inn-Fields 8 The L. Speak-french. Lady Proud-fool. Mrs. White-hand. Mrs. Dance-well. Madam Know-little. Madam Gaze-about. Mrs. Stately. Mrs. Ambler. For the North-Countrey 10 Madam Coal-pits. Mrs. Talk-much. Mrs. Old-fashion. Mrs. Drink-all. Mrs. Self-Love. Madam Gripe-all. Mrs. Hard-Hand. Mrs. Close fist. Mrs. Shift-well. Mrs. Hopwell. For the Liberty of moorfield's 4 Mrs. Night-Walker. Mrs. Lift-Latch. Mrs. Pickpocket. Mrs. Pick up. For Hockley in the Hole 4 Mrs. Grain-Tub. Mrs. Tear-sheet. Mrs. Frothwell. Mrs. Trimtram. For the Royal-Exchange 6 Madam Cheat-well. Madam Dear-sell. Mrs' Draw-Glove. Mrs. Fine-Word. Mrs. Lazy. Mrs. Lye-a-bed. For Turmill-street 4 Mrs. Knock-Ox. Mrs. Tripe-wash. Mrs. Impudent. Mrs. Lye-apace. For the West-country 10 Mrs. Much-Land. Mrs. Turn-penny. Mrs. Unmannerly. Mrs. Speak-broad. Mrs. Court-hate. Lady Muck-worth. Mrs. Love-chink. Mrs. Rudeness. Mrs. Hoard-Corn. Mrs. Jobbernole. For the Liberties of Westminster 12 Lady Court-well. Lady Haughty. Lady Medler. Mrs. Proud-wit. Mrs. Sly. Mrs. Precise. Madam Fidget. Madam Patch-face. Madam Know-much. Mrs. Fair-face. Mrs. Turnip. Mrs. Turbulent. For Whetstones-Park 4 Mrs. Greasy. Mrs. Fireship. Mrs. Boldface. Mrs. Turn-Stomach. For Southwark 6 Madam Nimble-Tongue. Madam Hold-forth. Mrs. Long-Tongue. Mrs. Slender. Mrs' Conventicle. M. Strong-lungs. For Kent 4 Mrs. Long-Tail. Mrs. Love-Acre. Mrs. Cherry-Lip. Mrs. Hoyden. For the East-country 6 Mrs. Trenchmore. Mrs. Talk-still. Mrs. Politic. Mrs. Gill-flirt. Mrs. Go-Clack. Lady Frenchifie. For the South-parts 6 Lady Fickle. Mrs' Freak. Mrs. Frenchlove. Lady Courtly. Mrs. City-Love. Mrs. Slattern. For Wales. 6 Mrs. Splutter-Nails. Mrs. Harsh-Tongue. Mrs. Pedigree. Mrs. Gibberish. Mrs. Lecks. Mrs. Quarrelsome. For the midland-parts. 4 Madam Love-Coach. Madam Look-High. Mrs. Senseless. Mrs. Busybody. For the two Playhouses. 8 Lady Wriggle-Rump. Madam Kept-well. Mrs. Speak-loud. Mrs. Lampoon. Lady Tread-Stage. Madam Rime-wel. Mrs. Play-make. Mrs. Lovesong. For the Borough of Soho. 4 Mrs. Never-be-quiet. Mrs. To't-again, Clerk Mrs. Fight-well. Mrs. Holloo my Dog. The whole Number amounting to 174. according to the Summons of the aforesaid Writ, met together at a convenient Place on London-Bridge, whose roaring Noise was most agreeable to the Harmony of their Tongues, and which they politicly chose, that it might allay the shrill Thunder of their Voices, which else would too loudly resound over the City, to the Affrightment of the Men. After much Debate, and great Disputes, they at last chose the Lady All Tongue for their Speaker, and so Adjourned till the next Week: What Acts, Speeches, Remonstrances, Bills and Orders, may be performed, made and done by them, Time will produce. London, Printed for T. N. Anno Domini 1679.