A New Song of an Orange, To that excellent Old Tune of a Pudding, etc. GOOD People come buy The Fruit that I Cry, That now is in Season, tho' Winter is nigh, 'Twill do you all good, And sweeten your Blood, I'm sure it will please you when once understood 'Tis an Orange. It's Cordial Juice Does much Vigour produce, I may well recommend it to every man's use; Tho' some it quite chills, And with fear almost kills, Yet certain each honest Man benefft feels by an Orange. To make Claret go down Sometimes there is found A Jolly good Health to pass pleasantly round: But yet I'll protest, Without any Jest, No flavour is better than that of the taste of an Orange. Perhaps you may think At White H— they stink, Because that our Neighbours come over the Sea, Yet sure 'tis presumed That they may be perfumed By the scent of a Clove when once it is stuck in an Orange. If they'd cure the ails Of the Pr— of Wa— When the Milk of Milch Tyler does not well agree, Tho' he's subject to cast They may better the taste, Yet let 'em take heed lest it Curdle at last with an Orange. Old Stories rehearse In Prose and in Verse, How a Welsh Child was found by loving of Cheese, So this will be known If it be the Q— s own; For the taste it utterly then will disown of an Orange. Tho' the Mobile bawl, Like the Devil and all, For Religion, Property, Justice and Laws; Yet in very good sooth I'll tell you the truth, There nothing is better to stop a man's mouth than an Orange. We are certainly told That by Adam of old Himself and his Bearns for an Apple was sold And who knows but his Son By Serpents undone, And his Juggling Eve may chance lose her own for an Orange. London, Printed in the Year, 1688.