THE Popish HUNT AFTER THE Protestant Plot. OR, The Bloodhounds at Full Cry.  
TOGETHER WITH A Dialogue between Nat. Implement and one of the Jesuits in Newgate, about broaching more sham's; especially that of Young Tong's pretended Recantation, and his charging the Contrivance of his Subornation upon the Presbyterians.  
With some Animadversions upon the Adventure of the Turkey.  SCENE, the Press-Yard. Enter Jesuit. Jesuit. 
SO Ho, So Ho: Stop there, the Protestant Plot has got the Start on us; Haloo Towzer, Run Turkey-Stealer; There, there Tantive, turn her on that side, for if once she gets clear of us, we shall have the Popish Plot brought the second time to the Stake, and Baited worse than ever; now 'tis no time to dally, my Masters, for if we cool upon it, we shall lose the Scent, and never have the like Opportunity; The Pope's Credit must be regained, and the Popish Plot obliterated, if possible; the Murder of that Shadow of a Knight, Sir E.B.G. that makes such a noise in the World, must be Cancelled, either by turning it upon the Whigs, or laying it at his own Door, nay, any thing must be done to rub off the Dirt that has bespattered true Popish Catholics.— There there, Towzer follows her close at the Heels, So ho, So ho, Haloo Joler, Lose Lose I say the Irish Bloodhounds, they have her already in the Wind, and there's a fair Course for it; There, there, so, now they are after her at Full-Cry, O what a pleasing Harmony they make: Now Whigs, where are you now? the Game's our own, if our Hounds don't balk it; Haloo King-tail, Haloo Bob-tail, There,— There,— There, now, past doubt, they have her, and we shall bathe our hands in the Quarry: O, the Whigs, the Whigs, D— me, the Whigs are all in suspense already; O, it makes me Laugh to see how simply they look,— but stay, I hear a noise, some one is entering, and I must be silent, lest I break the Cockatrice Egg  the Serpent is Hatched.  Enters Nat. Implement. Jesuit. 
Ha', my Sight deceives me, or 'tis our Sworn Drudge, at his Holinesses Cross Keys.  Nat. 
You are in the right on't Father, 'tis he, the very same you mentioned, the man, That to advance the Catholic Cause, and regain the Credit of his Holiness, would pawn his Soul to the Devil at any rate, Nay, rather than the Whigs should domineer, or by bringing me into a second Boyish Plot to make me lie Wind-bound in the Gatehouse another couple of Months, to lessen their Credits, I'll thrice a Week so bemaul 'em with egregious Lies, so bespatter 'em with Scandals and Reproaches of your Coining, That not one of them shall dare peep out of his Hutch, for fear of being hooted at.  Jes. 
O let me embrace thee, now I am confirmed thou art one of the Pope's trusty Janissaries, a fellow so fit for our purpose, as if thou hadst been made to no other end; but Prithee what business brought thee hither so soon this morning?  Nat. 
D— me Sir, Can you be Ignorant of my business? By St. Coleman, I was in good hopes you had been provided for me; why, I want two or three Paragraphs of sham's or Raillery, to fill up my Intelligence, for by St. Whitebread News grows so scant that I shall not be otherwise able to Publish it above once a Week, unless you would have me stuff it with ridiculous stories of enchanted Crows, for the whigs to snicker at.  Jes. 
Well Nat. By the Pope's Toe, thou art a lucky Dog; for, as to the business you now mention, you could never have come in a better time, nay, thou art a fortunate Cur, for thou hast nicked the critical Moment; for I and my Ignatian Companions have been laying our Heads together these two days, for a mischievous Invention, and at last, by the assistance of your old Friend the Midwife, we have given it Birth; the which we had scarce effected,  some of us were of the Opinion that Towzer was the fittest fellow to Father it; but upon recollecting our Memories, we found he had a By-blow, much of the same nature, laid at his Door about a twelve Month since, which caused his Just-ass-ship to take a Progress into Scotland, whereupon we resolved, lest it should be thought to be his, by its being so like him, we then did not think it amiss, to send it our Son Heraclitus; but when we considered what a drunken Dog he is, we concluded, that the wiser sort would imagine it proceeded from the stupifying fumes of a drunken Debauchee; therefore Nat since thou art so luckily arrived, no man but yourself shall have the honour of sending it abroad into the World.  Nat. 
By his Holiness, I shall ever think myself obliged to thank you for your good Opinion of me, but pray Father, what may it import? for, by St. Ignatius, my Ears Itch to hear it.  Jes. 
O 'tis the subtlest Invention that ever we contrived, could you insinuate it into the easy Multitude, you'd do the Pope far better service than when you Printed his Catechisms, and Mother Celliers Narrative, though I must confess they were both advantageous to the Catholic Cause.  Nat. 
Well, By the Cross Keys that hang up at my Door, I am impatient to hear it, for be it what it will, unsight or unseen I'll print and publish it, though it cost me another jaunt hither, to take up my Lodging for good and all, for I have been so seasoned in Goals, that I dread nothing on this side Treason, no nor that neither, since (if it should be my Fate to be hanged tomorrow, as I know not how soon it may happen) I am assured of his Holiness' free Pardon.  Jes. 
Thou art a brave fellow Nat. O that we had a hundred such Implements, how we would make Jack Presbyter look about him; well, as sure as Coleman is sainted (which I think none but Heretics dare question) thou shalt have the honour of Printing all the Libels our Invention can give life to, to asperse the Government, and turn the Plot upon the Protestants, for that has been our aim ever since we came hither, and our study has been bend upon nothing else.  Nat. 
Thanks ghostly Father; by Father Evans' Soul, your promises over-load me with kindness; but pray, as to the present business, for I shall think every moment an hour till I have perused it.  Jes. 
Here take it, 'tis already put into a Method, and such a one as nothing but the production of Jesuitical Brains can parallel.  [Nat. Reads.] Nat. 
How's this? young Tonge Recant and be sorry for what he so solemnly Swore before the King and Council, in relation to his being subborned by Towzer, to cast the contrivance of the Popish Plot upon his Father and Dr. O. By the Berkshire Crow that sits prating in the Holly-bush, over the Butter Firkins of Gold and Silver, this is mischief's Masterpiece; I marry Sir, this will do or the Devils in it!  Jes. 
Well, and done't you see how we have made the whigs the Contrivers of his Impeaching his Father? and how, when they saw he bogled at it, and could not carry it through stitch, they left him in a stone Doublet, and would not so much as regard him? and farther, how we have insinuated, how advantageous it would have been to the good Old Cause had it succeeded.  Nat. 
Ay, and that he has confessed their Roguery, and is become a great Penitent.  Jes. 
Yes, yes, and farther, that he expects no Favour nor Reward; that will make it slip down the easier, for it is time to do something to persuade people there is a Protestant Plot.  Nat. 
And is this true?  Jes. 
True, A Pox upon Truth, she has spoiled a Plot that was 17 years a contriving, why can you imagine to enter into pay on our side, and have a Guinny a week Pension money, if your Conscience is so strait, that you cannot swallow a dozen Lies for Breakfast, nay Oaths, if you were put to it.  Nat. 
My Conscience strait? why, I have not been troubled with any such thing as Conscience these 9 years, therefore you need not fear that, but to put you out of doubt, true or false I'll print it.  Jes. 
Why man, 'tis the second part of the Protestant Plot, and as I remember, you were a main Instrument in promoting the first, by herding yourself among the Boys, that were to have made the Insurrection; under pretence of burning the Rump, for which your little acquaintance made you cool your Heels in the Gatehouse a considerable season.  Nat. 
Right Sir, but I think I was pretty even with him, if Raillery could do it.  Jes. 
We lost a brave hit on't, that bout.  Nat. 
Faith so we did, I am sure I should have been a Captain at least had it succeeded, but what's passed cannot be recalled.  Jes. 
Well, as it was, you were no loser by the bargain, for I doubt not but the overplus of the Guinnys that were sent you to Treat the Youngsters at the Tavern and Alehouse, defrayed your Gatehouse and Newgate Charges, and brought you off a winner.  Nat. 
No more of that, Sir, as you love me, for the remembrance of it terrifies me worse than the thoughts of a Pillory, or having a cast of Esquire Catches Office bestowed upon me: harp no more on that string, good Father, but when you shall understand how politicly I'll manage this new Shame, I hope you'll both forget and forgive that fatal Oversight.  Jes. 
Dear Son, we have done that already, and all that we now can wish is, That we could stay to see the Effects this works in the over-credulous.  Nat. 
Stay,— By Coleman's Ghost, I hope you don't intent to leave me in the Lurch.  Jes. 
We would not willingly, but it cannot be helped, for we have it confirmed by some of our old Friends (that lurk about the Town to inform us which way the Wind blows,) that we must shortly pack up our Awls for the Scilly Islands.  Nat. 
Nay, than I am undone; O, what shall I do for Sham-Inventions to furnish my Intelligence; nay, I must e'en lay it down and cry p●ccavi, or the Whigs, being Ten to One too hard for me, will by their continual Discovery of my little Rogueries, render me more ridiculous than ever: Indeed, I heard something of this yesterday, but could not believe a word of it.  Jes. 
'Tis too true, but be of good Comfort Nat. for we have been so Provident, as to provide enough before hand to serve you for a Month at least, and by that time we shall be settled in our new Quarters, and then expect to hear from us every Post.  Nat. 
This revives me, but pray does Madam Cellier bear you Company?  Jes. 
No, no, she must not as yet leave her Old Landlord.  Nat. 
That's well.  Jes. 
'Tis so, for we have given her Order to assist you in your weekly business, as much as in her lies, and to let you Father all the sham's she can invent.  Nat. 
Nay, than I doubt not but I shall be able to make some Shot against my Enemies, for I know she's a Plaguy Jade at Invention.  Jes. 
Hold, nor a word more, I see a Whig about to enter, and if he should overhear us, all our Sport is spoiled, farewell at this time, and remember what you have to do, and let me see you next Friday at Confession, and then we'll Discourse about other matter.  Nat. 
I shall be all Obedience, and now I think on't. I could not have stayed much longer, if no interruption had happened▪ lest our Turkey should be over roasted.  Jes. 
What Turkey?  Nat. 
One that we found Straying from an Inn, near  〈◊〉 and out of a Provident Care, lest she should be lost, took her up, and clapping her under my Cloak, stifled her, and brought her into Smithfield to be dressed, where two of your Sons expect my Return, and will grow impatient at my stay: Farewell Father.  Jes. 
Farewell, Son, the Popes and my Blessing attend you; be active impromoting the Cause, and as that prospe●s expect your Advancement.  Nat. 
Doubt not my Diligence, but now time calls away.— Once more, dear Sir, farewell.  [Exit Nat.]  

Printed for Charles Leigh▪ 1682.