THE FIGURE OF Seven. CONTAINING Divers matters, Serious, Jocose, Pleasant and Profitable; fitted to the Capacities both of the learned and ignorant. WHEREIN, Is more treated of, then of any subject written before of this kind. By POOR ROBIN, Knight of th● Burnt-Island, a Wellwisher to the Mathematics. Printed with Allowance. Printed for J. Conyers at the Black Rav●n a little above St. Andrews Church Holb●rn To the Ingenious READER. THE Figure of Seven I here to you present Hoping the same will give you rich Content, ●or here is nothing laid forth to your sight, ●ut may the Reader profit and delight. ●ere is variety for to content ye, ●he better so that may we compliment ye: ●er's new and old, some jocose and some serious ●ome plainly understood, and some mysterious: ●s when men eats there's difference in their Palate, ●ome love strong meats, others content with Salad; ●o some are for a high and lofty strain ●nd some for writing that is downright plain. THE FIGURE OF Seven. The seven Ages of the World. 1 FRom the Creation of Adam to the Flood of Noah, 2 From Noah to Abraham, 3 From Abraham's Birth, till the departing of Israel out of Egypt, 4 From the departing of the Israel out of Egypt, till the Building of the Temple, 5 From the building of the Temple, till the Captivity of Babylon, 6 From the Captivity of Babylon till the Birth of our Saviour, 7 From Christ's Birth, till this present year, 1686. The seven Ages of Man. 1 Infamy, 2 Childhood, 3 Youth, 4 Manhood, 5 Ripe Manhood, 6 Old-age▪ 7 Decriped-age. The seven wonders of the World. 1 The Walls of Babylon, 2 The Pyramids of Egypt, 3 The Tomb of Mansoleus, 4 Diana's Temple at Ephesus, 5 The Image of Apollo at Rhodes, 6 Pharaoh's Watch-Tower, 7 The Image of Jupiter at Achai●. The seven fortunate Islands. 1 Canary, 2 Palusa, 3 Tenariffe, 4 Gomera, Hiero, 6 Lansavolle, 7 Fuerte ventura. The seven months of Nilus. 1 Heracleoticum, 2 Boluiticum, 3 Schamiticum, 4 Mendesium, 5 Canticum, 6 Pelusaicum, 7 Carionicum. The seven Champions of Christendom. 1 St. George of England, 2 St. Dennis of France, 3 St. James of Spain, 4 St. Anthony of Italy, 5 St. Andrew of Scotland, 6 St. Patrick of Ireland, 7 St. David of Wales. The seven Prince's Electors of Germany. 1 The King of Bohemiah, 2 The Marquess of Brandenburg, 3 The Count Pala●●ne of Rhine, 4 The Duke of Saxony, 5 The Archbishop of Mentz, 6 The Archbishop of Colon, 7 The Archbishop of Triers. The seven Asian Churches. 1 Ephesus, 2 Smyrna, 3 Pergamos, 4 … ira, 5 Sardis, 6 Philadelphia, 7 Lao … a. The seven Wise Men of Greece▪ 1 Bias, 2 Solon, 3 Chilon, 4 Cleobulos, ● Pittarus, 6 Thales, 7 Periander. The seven Cities which strove for the Birth of Homer. 1 Smyrna, 2 Rhodes, 3 Colophon, 4 Sa●●mis, 5 Clios, 6 Argos, 7 Athens. Seven Causes of the greatness of Cities. 1 A navigable River, 2 The Palace of the Prince, 3 The Residence of the Nobility, 4 The Seat Justice, 5 Public Schools of Good Learning, 6 Immunities from Taxes, 7 Opinion of Sanctity. The seven deadly Sins. 1 Pride, 2 Gluttony, 3 Covetousness, 4 Lechery, 5 Envy, 6 Wrath, 7 Sloath. Seven things of Note in the City of Avignion in France, and of each of these seven. 1 Seven Palaces, 2 seven Parish Churches, 3 seven Monasteries, 4 seven Nunneries, 5 seven Colleges, 6 seven Hospitals, and 7 seven Gates. The seven Saxon Kingdoms that England was once divided into. 1 The Kingdom of Kent, 2 The Kingdom of the South-Saxons, 3 The Kingdom of the East-Angles, 4 The Kingdom of the Northumber's, 5 The Kingdom of the East-Saxons, 6 The Kingdom of Mer●ia, 7 The Kingdom of the Westsaxons. The seven Penitential Psalms. 1 The sixth, 2 the thirty second, 3 the thirty eight, 4 the fifty one, 5 the hundred and second, 6 the hundred and thirty, 7 the hundred forty and third. The seven sleepers. 1 Maximilian, 2 Malchus, 3 Marcianus, ● Denis, 5 John, 6 Serapion, 7 Constantius. The seven Liberal Sciences. 1 Grammar, 2 Logic, 3 Rhetoric, 4 Astrology, 5 Geometry, 6 Arethmetick, 7 Poetry. The seven mechanical Arts. 1 Husbandry, 2 Clothing, 3 Navigation, 4 Hunting, 5 Architecture, 6 Medicine, 7 Military Discipline. The seven Stars. 1 Ambrasia, 2 Endor, 3 Pasthore, 4 Coronis, 5 Plexaura, 6 Pytho, 7 Tithe. The seven Planets. 1 Saturn, 2 Jupiter, 3 Mars, 4 Sol, 5 Venus, 6 Mercury, 7 Luna. The seven sorts of Drunkards. 1 The Ape Drunkard, 2 The Lion Drunkard, 3 The Swine Drunkard, 4 The Sheep Drunkard, 5 The Maudlin Drunkard, 6 The Goat Drunkard, 7 The 〈◊〉 Drunkard. The seven sorts of Cuckolds. 1 The Patiented Cuckold, 2 The Jealous Cuckold, 3 The Frantic Cuckold, ● The Hen-peckt Cuckold, 5 The Pimp … Cuckold, 6 The ignorant Cuckold, 7 The Loving Cuckolded. Seven marks to know a Man that is Hen-p●ct. 1 He that lets his wife keep his Mone● and when he wants two pence to dri●● with a Friend, is forced to sue to her 〈◊〉 borrow it, 2 He that is followed by ●●s wife to the Alehouse, and dares not sta● no longer when she comes for him, 3 He that warms the Child's Clou●s at the fire whilst his Maid is dressing it, and his w●●● 〈◊〉 boozing it at the Alehouse with her Companions, 4 He that goes to the Alehouse for a Pitcher of Bub. and leaves another man at home with his wife, 5 He tha● lets his wife run to Conventicles, whil● he stays at home to skim the Pot, 6 He that gives account to his wife what money he takes, what he spends at the Alehouse, and what he lays out for Goods, 7 He that stays at home to rock the Cradle whilst his wife rides in a hackney Coach to see a Play. The seven Properties belonging to an Host 1 He must have the forehead of an Ox, 2 The Ears of an Ass, 3 The Back of a Nag, 4 The Belly of a Swine, 5 The Subtlety of a Fox, 6 Skip up and down like a Frog, 7 Fawn and lie like a Dog. Seven sorts of people great in Title, but poor in Purse. 1 The Dons of Spain, 2 The Monsiers of France, 3 The Bishop of Italy, 4 The Nobility of Hungary, 5 The Lairds of Scotland, 6 The Earls of Germany, 7 The Knights of Naples. Seven things which the chaste Romans did shun. 1 To talk much in Feasts and Assemblies, 2 To eat too much in Banquets, 3 To drink wine being in health, 4 To speak aside with other men; 5 To stay long at their windows, 6 To lift up their Eyes in the Temple, 7 To go out of their Houses without their Husbands. He that seeketh after these seven things looseth his Labour. 1 Fat Hog among the Jews, 2 Loyalty in a Flatterer, 3 Soberness in a Drunkard 4 Money in a prodigal man's Purse, 5 Wisdom in a Fool, 6 A fine wit in a fa● Belly, 7 Virtue in evil Company Seven things against Nature 1 A fair Maden without a Lover, 2 A merchant Town without Thiefs, 3 An old Usurer without money, 4 An old Barn without Mice, 5 A scald Head without Lice, 6 An old He-Goat without a Beard, 7 A sleeping man decked with Learning. Seven things unprofitable unto Husbandry. 1 Hen without Eggs or Chickens, 2 A barren Sow, 3 An unfaithful servant, 4 A sluggish Journeyman, 5 A sleeping Cat, 6 A whoring woman, 7 A fat maid Servant. Seven things not be trusted in. 1 A strong Dog, 2 An hired Horse, 3 A prattling woman, 4 A proud servant, 5 The deepest place of a River, 6 The slattery of an Enemy, 7 The Report of a fat Traveller. Seven Creatures hard to find 1 A shopkeeper that never told lie, 2 A Drunkard that never swore an Oath, 3 A true Tailor, 4 An honest Lawyer, 5 A maid at 50 years of age, 6 A woman without Pride, 7 A Liar without an Excuse. Seven things invisible 1 Cuckolds Horns, 2 A Broker's Honesty, 3 A Catchpoles Mercy, 4 A Usurer's Charity, 5 A whores Constancy, 6 A Bawds Modesty, 7 A Traitor's Loyalty. Seven things make Life comfortable 1 A heavy Purse, 2 a light Heart, 3 an honest wife, 4 Obedient Children, 5 a healthful Body, 6 a sure Friend, 7 a peaceable time to live in. Seven Creatures better to hang than to keep. 1 A Padder or Highwayman, 2 a Prigger of Prancers. 3 a Lifter, 4 a Jilt, 5 a Nip, 6 a Foist, 7 a Shark. Seven things which suretyship may be compared unto. 1 Baits for tame Fouls, 2 Springs for Woodcocks, 3 Pursenets for Coneys, 4 Toils for mad Bucks, 5 Pens for Geese, 6 Hooks for Gudgeons, 7 Snares for Buzzards. Seven several sorts of Horses▪ 1 The Spanish Jennet, 2 the Naples Courser, 3 the Germane Steed, 4 the Galloway Nag. 5 the Irish Hobby, 6 the French Chevala, 7 the Welsh Palfrey. Seven several Names for a Sir-reverence. 1 In Welsh it is called a Ban, 2 in French it is Maude, 3 it is called a Deers Fewmets, 4 a Boar or Beaves Leasses, 5 a Hare or Coneys Crottoyes, 6 a Fox or badger's Feauce, 7 in English a T— d. The seven sorts of Geese. 1 The Wild Goose, 2 The Tame Goose 3 The Tailor's Goose, 4 The Winchester Goose, 5 The Clack Goose, 6 The Soland Goose, 7 The Hunniburn Goose. The seven sorts of Transeendan: Ale. 1 Cock Ale, 2 China Ale, 3 Scurvygrass Ale, 4 Lambeth Ale, 5 Hull Ale, 6 Derby Ale, 7 Elemozinary Ale. Seven things a young Maid Loves. 1 Fine , 2 Walking abroad, 3 Choice of Suitors, 4 Lying a Bed, 5 Good Victuals, 6 Strong drink, 7 Long sleeps and no work. Seven sorts of People that live by the Element of Earth. 1 Griping Usurers, 2 Racking Landlord's▪ 3 Toiling Plowmen, 4 Moiling Labourers▪ 5 Painful gardiner's, 6 Grave Sextons, 7 Diggers of Mines. Seven sorts of people that live by the Element of Air. 1 Poets, 2 Trumpeters▪ 3 Cornets, 4 Recorders, 5 Bagpipers, 6 Tobacconists, ● Pipers. Seven sorts of People that live by the Element of Fire 1 Blacksmiths, 2 Fire-men, 3 Colliers, 4 Gunners, 5 Gunfounders, 6 Cooks, 7 Mettle-men. Seven sorts of People that live by the Element of Water 1 Brewers, 2 Vintners, 3 Dyers, 4 Mariners, 5 Fishermen, 6 Scullers, 7 Tanners. Nicknames given to seven several Counties. 1 Essex Calves, 2 Hartfordshire Hedgehogs, 3 Kentish Long-tails, 4 Cambridgeshire Camels, 5 Leicestershire Bean-bellies, 6 Norfolk Dumplings, 7 Yorkshire Tikes. The seven several sorts of Puddings. 1 The Bag-puddings of Glocestershire, 2 The Black Puddings of Worcestershire, 3 The Pan-puddings of Shropshire, 4 The White Puddings of Somersetshire, 5 The Hasty puddings of Hampshire, 6 The Hogg's Puddings of Rutlandshire, 7 The Pudding-pies of any shire. Seven Dishes for a weak Stomach. 1 Custard, 2 Eg-pye, 3 Cheesecake, ● Flawne, 5 Fool, 6 Tanzie, 7 Flap-jack▪ Seven other sorts of Dishes. 1 Froyze, 2 Fritter, 3 Posset, 4 Galeymawfrey, 5 Mackeroone, 6 Kicksshaw, 7 Tantablin. Seven things greatly to be pitied. 1 An old man without grace, 2 a young maid without modesty, 3 a purse without money, 4 a Cupboard without Victuals, 5 a shop without Customers, 6 an able Preacher without hearers, 7 a hungry stomach and nothing to eat. Seven sorts of men, love seven sorts of things. 1 A Dutchman loves Brandy, 2 an Irish ●an Whisky, 3 a Welshman toasted cheese 4 an Englishman Canary, 5 a Scotchman Oat-cakes, 6 a Frenchman Mutton, 7 a Germane strong Beer. Seven things some women provide for their Husbands. 1 A mess of maundering broth, 2 a dish of Powts, 3 a handful of Rue, 4 a Worwood Posset, 5 a Pan full of Carp, 6 a Cuckold's Cap, and 7 an Horn Comb. Seven several sorts of course music. 1 A Dog howling, 2 an Owl singing, 3 a Woman scolding, 4 a Pig crying, 5 an Ass braying, 6 a Cat mewing, 7 and Trenchers scraping. Seven Proverbs much in use. 1 A good Jack makes a good Jill, 2 a cunning Knave needs no broker, 3 Near is my Petticoat but nearer is my Smock, ● Set a beggar on Horseback and he will ride to the Devil, 5 Like to like, quoth the Devil to the Collier, 6 A bit in the morning, better than nothing all day after, 7 Shitten-come-sh— s is the beginning of Love. Seven ways to kill a Dog besides hanging him 1 To shoot a Cannon Bullet into his heart, 2 to dash out his brains against the roots of a Tree, 3 to cut of his head with a sword, 4 to keep him without victuals a month to gether, 5 to drown him in a deep River, 6 to flay of his skin and turn him abroad in frosty morning, 7 to give him an ill name and that according to the Proverb, is wor●● then hanging. Seven things which we should desire. 1 The grace of God, 2 a quiet Life, 3 contented mind, 4 An honest Wife, 5 good report, 6 A Friend in store, 7 Mo●… at need, what need we more. FINIS.