A MOST EXCELLENT Eloquent Speech, MADE, NOT BY An Irreligious, Rebellious, Improbous, Impious, Seditious, Pestiferous, Pernicious, Factious, Flagitious, Vicious, Vafritious, Mischievous, Malicious, Mutinous, Luxurious, Lecherous, etc. NOBLE PEER; BUT BY A most Noble and Wise, Pious and Virtuous EMPEROR, (VIZ.)  
Alexander Severus, To the Common People of ROME, Assembled before him in POMPEY'S THEATRE.  
With the CAUSES, as likewise the EFFECTS thereof, which were an Humble and Real Cordial Verbal ADDRESS, to His Imperial Majesty, of all their Lives and Fortunes; Being a Rare Pattern of Pagan Piety and Obedience.  
Made English out of the Greek.  
With a few Quintessential Queries and Remarks thereupon. Calculated for the Meridian of the Famous City of LONDON, but may prove of singular Service and Infallible Use to all the Atheistical, Dissenting, Disloyal, and Fanatical Subjects of His Sacred Majesty of Great-Brittain, France, and Ireland, etc. without the least Preceptible Error or Mistake in the World.  
Divisum Imperium cum Jove Cesar habet.  Virgil. 
Principilus summum rerum Arbitrium Dij dederunt; subditis obsequij Gloria vero relicta est.  Tacit. 4. Annal. 
Printed for W. Davis, in Amen-Corner. M.DC.LXXXIII.   

A most Excellent and Eloquent ORATION, etc.  
BEfore I come to this Incomparable Speech itself, you are to be acquainted with something concerning the Cause thereof, according to promise, which in short was this following.  
This good Emperor one day looking out at his Palace Window, 
The cause of this Speech.  chanced to see certain Gentlemen Exercising themselves in Wrestling, Running, Leaping, etc. To whom there happened to come a certain number of Common People; who, without any sign of Reverence or Respect, or so much as saying by your leave, intruded themselves into the gentlemen's Society; and Malapertly undertook with arrogant and presumptuous saucy Language, to contend with them about those their Recreations; Now the Gentlemen being therewith offended, bade them be content with their own Degree and Stations, and go and associate themselves with their Companions and Equals. But these Commoners taking this Reproof as a grand Affront; with sturdy stubborn Countenances, proudly made this Reply; viz. That every one of them was able to live, and had more store and plenty wherewith to follow their Pleasures than the best of themselves. Insomuch, as if the Emperor's Guards had not intervened in season, the Commons had fought with the Gentlemen, and, in all propability, had worsted them, being more by far in number than they.  
Now the Emperor viewing these passages, was perceived to be put into such a passion thereby, as was observed never to have been seen in him, during all his past life-time; and thereupon caused the said Common People to be secured, every Man of them, and strictly commanded, that not any thing that had passed should be taken notice of in the least, until his farther Will and Pleasure were made known concerning the same: And immediately thereupon sends for the Governor of the City and Tribunes, and commands them to send their Officers, to Summon all the Men Commons of Rome, to appear in Pompey's Theatre the 2d. day following; where the Emperor in his own Person would also be present, and declare unto them some things of very great Weight and Moment, concerning the most Important and Perilous Affairs of the State of the Weal-Public.  
The Emperor's Commands were accordingly Executed; and an High Place Erected on purpose at the end of the Theatre, where the Emperor himself should sit in his Majesty, that all the people might plainly behold and perfectly hear him.  
Now the Theatre was made in form of a Bow that hath a great Bend; 
A Description of Pompey's Theatre.  and in all the round part thereof, were many Benches, one behind another, and over one another, (for it was narrowest below, and upward grew larger and larger) and there sat all the Common People; and at the straight end, which was to the other part, as the String to the Bow, were the Seats for the Senators, and behind them sat the Gentlemen.  
At the time appointed, the People being in the Theatre according as they were commanded, the Emperor came in Person, accompanied only with the Governor and Tribunes, leaving all his Guards at the Theatre Gate.  
At his coming all the people risen, and Saluted him with most joyful Acclamations; but he, good Man, contrary to his accustomed Custom, passed by them with a displeased Countenance: whereat they were not a little amazed, and with hearts full of dutiful, loving dread, and general constant Silence, prepared their Ears to hear attentively what the Emperor would say; who, after he had long viewed them, with a Grave Countenance and full of Majesty, spoke to them as hereafter followeth.  

The Emperor Alexander Severus' Speech to the Common People of Rome.  
WE wots not how to begin to speak unto you, for we know not by what Name we shall call you; for if you were our Senators, than we would call you Fathers; if you were Gentlemen, then would we call you our Friends; and if you were, as you ought to be, good Commoners, than would we call you our good People of Rome, as you know we were wont to do. But since Election hath not made you Senators, nor Birth made you Gentlemen, nor your Merits good Commoners, we be in no small doubt what we shall call you; For should we call you Romans, we fear lest Romulus, from whom proceeded that Name, (if he be Deified, as you suppose he is) being therewith offended, should be avenged as well on us as on you, for abusing his Glorious Name on such People, which go about to dissolve this Noble Empire, destroy this City which he first founded with his most excellent Prowess and Wisdom; and what worse is, if any thing can be worse, utterly to Extingush the most Honourable and Glorious Fame of this City and People thereof, which hath pierced the Clouds, flown over the high Mountains, passed the perilous Seas and large Rivers, ran through the vast Deserts and Wildernesses, and touched the farthermost Bounds of the World: We will therefore omit to call you by any Name, until we can find out a proper one, and according to your deserts.  
Perhaps at our coming, you beholding our Countenance towards you more strange than it was formerly wont to be; you thought, I say, it may be, that we were moved by some private Displeasure, for something touching our particular Person; or that we were altered from our former Temperance to Tyranny, conceiving some Suspicion of our Nature, by the remembrance of that Monster in Nature, our late Predecessor Heliogabaius, forasmuch as we both came from one Lineage, which I deny not: But truly if this be your fantasy, we will soon acquit ourselves thereof, and set all your minds at Liberty.  
We will then say thus much to you; As touching our Person and Family, no Man by Words hath offended us; no Man hath taken any thing from us; no Man, that we know, hath gone about to betray us, or conspire against us: Nor is there any other thing privately acted to our Detriment, that hath displeased us: And as for our accustomed Manners, which so well liked and contented you, we shall assure you we have not altered, neither intent we to alter them: For Tyranny, as we have ever had it in extreme detestation; so do we now most fervently abominate and abhor it. The Corrupt Nature of our Predecessor had never place in us. One Garden at one time brings forth deadly Poison, and wholesome Medicine. We see that one Woman, which by one Man hath many Children, of them some be fair and personable; some ill-favoured and Deformed; some be Ingenious, and apt to receive good Learning; others we see be Fools and dull-witted; one we see is Courageous and Hardy, another is a Dastard and a Coward; this Child is gentle and inclined to virtue, that's fierce and full of Vice. Now this is no new thing, but in daily experience: and if this diversity and variety than happens to be in one Garden, and in the Generation of one Father, and also of one Mother, than I hope we may well escape the cause of this Suspicion. We and Heliogabalus had several Fathers and several Mothers, and they as different in their Conditions, as you yourselves can bear witness; who have known and seen experienced the Chaste living, Sanctity and Prudence of our Reverend Mother; and in what virtuous Discipline She hath nurtured us, and brought us up, unto the time that we were called to this Dignity by God; and this aught certainly to suffice, as well to persuade you that not any thing concerning ourselves, hath moved us to displeasure towards you; as also to Exclude all suspicion of Tyranny out of your minds: and now shall you know the real cause why we be at this time discontented with you.  
Although we said at the beginning that you went about to dissolve this Empire, destroy this City, and extinguish the Glorious Fame thereof, which indeed is the cause of our displeasure and heaviness; yet in those general Words, you perceive not I suppose, what we mean thereby: wherefore be attentive and take good heed, and you shall hear it more particularly declared unto you.  
After Romulus had Built this City, 
Romulus.  he, by his Divine Reason, considered, and, as I doubt not, in the time of the Building, Experience declared, That in a confused multitude of People, and they being of divers Wits and Conditions, if Order were wanting, there would be no perpetual Concord; but the People of necessity, would be compelled, by continual variance and discord, either to abandon the City, and, dividing themselves, to seek for sundry places to inhabit in, or else, abiding there in continual Sedition, would shortly and easily be subdued or destroyed by their Neighbours dwelling about them: Wherefore he proceeding from a Gentile and Noble House, excelling the residue of the people in Noble Courage and fineness of Wit, first devised and established this Order; viz. That the Company which he had Assembled, as well of them which he had brought unto him, as of those which he, out of divers parts, had alured with him, should generally be called by the Name of Romans, for ever: and that of them should be Three States or Degrees, every one of them necessary for the Weal-Public of his Noble City, in their sundry Administrations, Stations, Duties, and Exercises.  
For the first State he chose, out of the whole Congregation, an hundred Men, Ancient in years; which, in Moderation of Living, Soberness of Manners, and sharpness of Wit, were the principal Personages of all that number. Of these he established a Council, whereby the Affairs of the City and the Appendices thereof should be Ruled and Ministered; and these Counsellors, for their Age, should be called Senators, 
Senators  (for Senes in Latin signifies old Men) notwithstanding, being saluted or spoken to, they should be named Fathers: as also the College or Company of them, was Incorporate by the Name of the Senate.  
Moreover, out of this College should be Elected the chief Judges and Officers in the Weal-Public, to whom should be committed the determination of Justice, the Execution of Ceremonies and Solemn Sacrifices, and other Authorities which belong to Government: Wherefore he would that in this State there should be a Majesty, which, of all other Men, should be had in singular Honour and Reverence.  
Now as this State was ordained for Counsel and Government; so likewise he Elected, out of the redsidue, which were Lusty in years, Valiant, Hardy, and Courageous, a greater number; whom, because in Wars they should be on Horseback, he called Equites; 
Equites. Equestris.  and the other he called Equestris, to them should chief pertain the defence of the City against the Invasion of Enemies, with other small Administrations about the necessary Provisions and Ornaments of this Noble City.  
And this State also would he have Honoured of the rest of the People; and to the intent they should be known from other Men, he assigned them to wear a Ring, and to bear Javelins in their hands; from whence afterwards they were called Quirites, 
Quirites.  which in the ancient Tongue of this Country, signified Spear-Men. Out of this State should be Elected the Senators, when the just number of the Senate decayed,  
The third State was of the base People, 
The Commoners.  or Commoners, to whom severally should not be Committed any Authority, but should employ and busy themselves in their proper Occupations, and be ready at all times to Execute the Statutes and Ordinances made by the Senate; 
Note, That Romulus was none of the three States.  as also to be obedient to the chief Officers in what pertained to the Weal-Public: And moreover when Wars required, that they should go forth, then were they to be obedient and diligent at the Commands of their Captains and Leaders.  
This Order being Established by Romulus, as long as, in every degree, it was duly observed, how marvellously did this City prosper? yea, how wonderfully did a few Romans, in respect, not only defend this little Territory, against the great number and vast Puissance of divers and sundry people, confederated against them, but also beat them back to their own houses; entered into their Cities, despoiled them of their substance, and also compelled them, not only to desire perpetual Peace, but moreover, at the last, to become their Subjects and Tributaries? And when this good Order began to be broken, your Common State aspiring to Government and Rule, where they were ordained to obey only; What Year, I pray, can ye find free from Sedition and Discord among you? Who can number the Romans which have been slain in Civil Wars and Commotions? Who could, without tears, 
The Ld. Russel would call these but Stirs.  writ the dolorous State of this City in the time of Cinna and Marius, whom, for disdain that they had for the Nobility, you Elevated to the highest Dignities? By this your Disorder, sundry Calamities befell this City: you chose Caligula to be your Emperor, and where could there be found a more horrible Tyrant? in the which Name he so much delighted, that often, looking in a Glass, he would most exactly form his Visage to the most terrible fashion: Also in recompense of your kindness, he wished that all the people of Rome had but one Neck, that he might strike it off at one stroke.  
I'm ashamed to rehearse my Predecessor and Kinsman Heliogabalus, that detestable Vessel of Abomination: but you ought rather to be ashamed that vou, setting apart so great a number of Honourable Personages, as were then in the Senate, for their Experience, Wisdom, and Prowess, worthy every one of them to be Emperors, chose the said Heliogabalus, a Stranger born, a Boy in Years, a Fool, in respect of their Wisdom, to be your Sovereign Lord; who brought you to the most vile Subjection that any people were in the World? For is there any thing in Mankind so vile, as to be under the Condition of brute Beasts? What Beast can you name, that will suffer, in his presence, another Beast to Occupy, in the act of Generation, her whom he hath chosen for his Mate and Companion; but to his power will resist and fight with him? Heliogabalus held you in such Slavery, that, partly to avoid his displeasure, partly to Flatter him, and get somewhat of him, you not only suffered him to abuse your Wives and your Children, such as best liked him; but also increased your Brothel-Houses, and with open eyes let your Wives and your Children daily and nighly haunt 'em; and openly in the Streets, which I abhor to rehearse, pick up Men and provoke them to Lechery.  
I omit, for shortness of time, many such other Elections, which have proceeded from your gross and presumptuous Wits, after you had transgressed the Order, wherein Romulus left you, and exceeded the bounds of your Office and Duties; which at last was perceived by you, as I supposed, when you, being tedious of that Beastly Liberty and Licence, which that Beast Heliogabalus gave freely to you, had slain him, and took me to be your Emperor; although with all my power I refused that burden, until I was, by the Senate and you, constrained to take it upon me; and then did you desire me to reduce the State of this City to its first Order. About which I have laboured these 8 years, with not a little pains, study, and labour; beginning at mine own Household; to the intent, that as well by the example of my Servants and Officers, you and others being under my Rule, might the sooner reform yourselves; as also that you might the better perceive and be less offended with my Severity.  
And because I saw much ill Example proceed from the Senate; and also that you were oppressed with the Pride and Corruption of Judges and Officers, I, using much diligence, weeded them out, and discharged them of their Authorities; nay, they went not unpunished according to their deserts.  
I purged also the State of Gentlemen, from Ribalds and Riotors, and advancing others thereunto, I caused them to be daily exercised in Acts of Prowess; or else to hear Lessons in such matters of Doctrine, as thereby they might acquire more Wisdom, to be Officers or Counsellors in the Weal-Public: only the State of the Common People I did not visit, saving in punishing of Thiefs; forasmuch as I judged, that they had least Liberty to do any great evil, being, as I said, oppressed with Tyranny. And that those Vices which were among them, like as they were taken by the Example of their Superiors; so I trusted that by their Punishment the said ill manners would be forsaken: and by the virtuous Example of such honest Men, as I have put in their places, good Manners should be as gladly embraced.  
But now I perceive all hath happened contrary to my expectation; for the sparing of you and the correcting my own Servants, with the sharp Reformation of the Senate and Gentlemen, hath brought you to such a height of Presumption and Arrogancy, that you contend and strive to be equal with the Gentry, using no form of Reverence unto them; either because you think and imagine that I fear your Puissance more than I favour their Honesties; or else that your Riches make you so proud; which you abusing in excessive Usuries, have therewith devoured the Patrimonies of many young Gentlemen, and have made them Beggars: or, by the severity of the ancient Laws of this City, taken them in Bondage and slain them in Irons. And by such colourable Rapine, you have bought great Possessions in Greece, Sicily, Spain, etc. whereby you accumulate Treasures and Pleasures like to great Princes.  
If you think me to be afraid of your Puissance, your opinion is false; for, above all things, I most desire to die for the defence of the Weal-Public of this Noble City: And indeed, rather will I die than see the Calamities which needs must ensue thereupon, if Order be not kept, as I have before declared.  
At that word all the People cried out with one voice, pouring out tears from their eyes; Live most Noble and Gracious Emperor, he that would your death, let him die, let him be rend into pieces; our Puissance shall never annoy you, but, unto death, shall defend you; you have restored us unto life that were dead▪ unto Liberty that were in Captivity; unto Honour that were dishonoured. Live long virtuous Emperor, and what you find amiss and faulty in us, reform it, and we shall obey you; and he that shall offer to resist and Rebel, let him be slain, and drawn with an Hook through the City, and thrown into Tiber. You are, in Government, our Father, whom we chief will Honour; in Age you be our most dear Son, whom we will favour more than our own Lives; and they often cried out, Live most gentle and Righteous Emperor.  
Hereat the Emperor relented, and with much ado kept the tears from flowing from his eyes; and after he had settled his Spirits and Countenance, he then speak to them farther, after this manner; I am glad that you have declared, that there is yet in you some portion of Loyalty; which gives me hope that neither the Noble Renown of this City, began by Romulus, and augmented by other Honourable Governors; nor my labours in restoring thereof, when it was decayed, and likely to perish, shall prove of none effect: But if you be constant, in this Affection, I trust that very shortly the Public-Weal shall flourish, and that this City and People shall be in as much estimation, as ever it was in the time of any of our Progenitors.  
And now have I found again your old Name whereby I will call you; the Children and Successors of the virtuous Romans, I say, you most Victorious People, Branches of Romulus, Subduers of Realms; Samplers of Virtue, and Prowess to all the world; mitigate your covetous Appetites, expel from you Avarice, vale your high Courages; I mean in exceeding the bounds of your Popular State; and comparing yourselves with your Superiors; be Charitable and Merciful to your own Countrymen, where their necessity may be relieved with your plenty: Be ashamed that People of other Countries, People rude and barbarous, should condemn you of Cruelty for destroying your Gentry; the chief Ornament and Defence of this Noble City: That they should reproach you of Rudeness and Pride, in omitting to do Reverence to them that do in Order excel you. Remember, that as if the State of the Senators decays, such of the Gentry are Elected into the Senate, as are virtuous; so you that shall be found equal to them in virtue (for your Substance and Riches only cannot make you Gentlemen) shall be advanced to the State of Gentlemen, according to Reason: And then consider with yourselves, if you would not then yourselves require to be preferred in Reverence? For nothing certainly shall cause a Man more willingly to do his duty, than to think what would require of him that is inferior to him: and it hath been said of Wise Men; That he that would be a Ruler, should first learn to be a good Subject: for truly a proud and covetous Subject, will never make a mild and temperate Governor.  
And now have I no more to say unto you; but that you apply yourselves with all your hearts, to restore this City to its former Ancient and Laudable Order; as I shall endeavour myself by Example and diligence, to bring e'er long to its perfect Perfection.   

The Effects of the foregoing SPEECH.  
THus ended this most Noble and Wise Emperor's Oration; and so he departed, the Effect whereof was, besides what you have heard already, that all the Common People followed him home with these loud Acclamations; The Gods Immortal preserve and defend you, most Noble Emperor; you are the Crown of our Glory, of our Wealth and Prosperity; hated be he of the Gods and of Men, that would you displeasure; do you with us what best liketh you, and so the Immortal Gods defend you.  
And now Reader, having laid before thee an almost incomparable pattern of Common Pagan Loyalty and Obedience of Subjects to their Superiors, I wish it may have the same Effect on them for whom it was now publishd, as it had on them for whom it was first made. And I would only be resolved in a few very Important Queries, by our unnatural ungrateful disloyal, and hypocritical Prig-Prince Presbyters of these times, and all other their Seditious, Factious, Rebellious, Fratres in malo, Brethren in Iniquity, but chief of Jack Presbyter, because I look upon him, in my weak opinion, always to have been, and at present are, and ever will be, if not prevented, the most dangerous and formidable Enemy to Monarchy and Hiearchy of any within His Sacred Majesty's Dominions; and so I shall conclude.  
1st. then let me ask you whether you don't imagine that these Dutiful & Loyal Pagans shall one day rise in Judgement against you for your damnable Disloyalty and Rebellion, against two so good, so gracious, so mild, so merciful mirrors of Majesty, Father and Son, and to be acknowledged, by all true Subjects, Gods Anointed and our Terrestrial God? 
* And whether it shall not be more tolerable for Tyre and Sydon, etc. in that Day than for you  And whether it do not exactly resemble the Lucifero-machy and Giganto-machy of Old? which if they would but consider, may one day prove somewhat available to them, towards their Eternal Happiness and timely Repentance, and preventing their future Eternal Damnation.  
Secondly, What Account they will, one day, be able to give Almighty God, for not only, as this good Emperor complained of in his Common Subjects, their Cruelty and Barbariety in destroying their Gentry, the chief Ornament and Defence of their City, etc. And that Rude and Barbarous people should reproach them of their Rudeness and Pride, in omitting only to do Reverence to the Gentry their Superiors; etc. I say, what Account will they be able to render at the last dreadful day, for their not only contemning and destroying their Nobles and Gentry, but the very Fountain of Nobility and Gentry, viz. King Charles the I. and Subverting all Order, and endeavouring to make his Son, like his Father, viz. a Glorious King. For in that Cursed Trial of King Charles the I. you'll plainly see the Common People Condemned and Murdered their King; for there you have 1st. An Act of the Commons, etc. for Erecting an High Court of Justice; etc. Then the Commons of England Assembled in Parliament, according to the Power and Fundamental Trust reposed in them by the People, etc. in behalf of the Commons of England and all the People, etc. in the Name of the Commons, etc. the Rights and Liberties of the People, etc. and on the People behalf, etc. He Levied War against Parliament and People therein represented, etc. caused Thousands of the Free and Good People to be slain; etc. much Innocent Blood of the Free People spilt, etc. against Public Interest of the People, etc. And again on behalf of the People and Commons thrice, etc. then, this Authority requires you in the Name of the People, etc. in behalf of the Commons, etc. in the Name of the People, etc. in behalf of the People, etc. by Authority of the Commons, etc. Sir, the VOTE of the Commons in Parliament, is the Reason of the Kingdom. By Authority of the Commons: on behalf of the Commons; We show you there the Commons make War against the Parliament and People; & in desiance of the Parliament, and in behalf of the People; and the House of Commons the Supreme Authority of the Kingdom; and in the People's behalf, and in behalf of the Commons, and in the Name of the People; and the Powers and Supreme Authority of the Commons; And lastly, in that Satanical Sentence of Death you have the Commons, etc. where you may find the Words Commons, People, Parliament, named Alternatim, and Vice Versa about some 37, or 38 several times; but from such Parliaments, People, and Commons; Good Lord deliver good King Charles and his Loyal Subjects: So that you may see this damned Idol and Oracle of the Rebels, Vox Populi, is often, if not always, Vox Diaboli: For was't not Vox Populi cried up Rebellious Absalon against his King and Father? Was't not Vox Populi cried Crucify, etc.  
Then let me ask the People whether our present Dread Sovereign, hath not, under God, restored them to life that were dead; and to Liberty that were in Captivity, and under the greatest Tyranny, as this good Emperor did his? And whether they have not as great Reason to Echo as they did, Live long, etc. and Address their Lives and Fortunes to his disposing: Whose Father indeed died in defence of the Liberties and Properties of an ungrateful Generation of Viperous Commons, 
The Ld. Russel's Word.  and he, now living, whom the King of Kings long hath hitherto defended, and continue among us, etc. Sero abat in Coelum; would not infallibly no less suffer himself to become a Victim for the Rights of his Liege-People, etc. as this good Emperor said he was ready to do: And God grant he may Principiis obstare as to all his Dis-affected and Rebellious Subjects; as this Noble Emperor did; Amen, Amen.  
As for what's said about the Citizens, there's an Old Verse for them. 
O▪ Cives, Cives, querenda Pecunia primum,  
Virtus post Nummos, etc.  Caveat Emptor.  
Then lastly, since mention is made of Tribunes, note they were those Magistrates that were chose to Preserve the Rights, and ascertain the Liberties of the Common People, against the Puissance of the Nobles: they were Instituted soon after that Notable Discord between the People and Nobles, which was appeased by Venenius Agrippa, who wiselly United the Commons separating themselves from the Nobles that commanded them, and retiring to the Mount Aventine, complaining of excessive Imposts laid upon them, by moralising this following Table. The Members of the Body, says he, would one day separate themselves from the Belly, and denied it their Assistance, under pretext that they were in continual labour to furnish it with Provisions for its Gluttony, etc. This Discord lasted till the death of the whole Body ensued: Even so shall it happen to you the Commons, says he, if you separate yourselves from your Nobles; for thereby you will ruin the whole Body Politic; for though it seem to you that your Nobles live in Delights, Gluttoning themselves with the best of your Goods, etc. Yet must they Communicate thereof to you in a short time, and so couserve you; As the Belly distributes to the other Members, of the substance it formerly received from them, and so maintains the Body in perfect Health. These Tribunes at last with the People became Insolent; and committed many Disorders, to the prejudice of the Nobles, etc. So that they were sometimes called the Pest of the Weal-Public.   
FINIS.   

Licenced and Entered according to Order.