New England's Crisis Or a Brief Narrative, Of NEW-ENGLANDS Lamentable Estate at present, compared with the former (but few) year of Prosperity. Occasioned by many unheard of Cruel ties practised upon the Persons and Estates of its united Colonies, without respect of Sex, Age or Quality of Persons, by the Barbarous Heathen thereof. Poetically Described. By a Well wisher to his Country. BOSTON, Printed and sold by John Foster, over against the Sign of the Dove. 1676. TO THE READER. Courteous Reader, I never thought this Babe of my weak Fantasy worthy of an Imprimatur; but being an Abortive, it was begged in these perplexing Times to be cherished by the Charity of others. If its Lineaments please not the Reader better than the Writer, I shall be glad to see it pressed to death: but if it displ ace not many and satisfy any, it's to me a glorious Rewa d, who am more willing than able to any Service to my Country and Friend, Farewell New England's Crisis THE PROLOGUE. THe times wherein old Pompey was a Saint, When men fared hardly yet without complaint On vilest Cates; the dainty Indian Maize Was eat with Clamp-shells out of wooden Treys Under thatched Huts without the cry of Rent, And the best Sauce to every Dish, Content. When Flesh was food, & hairy skins made coats, And men as well as birds had chirping Notes. When Cimnels were accounted noble blood Among the tribes of common herbage food. Of Ceres' bounty formed was many a knack Enough to fill poor Robin's Almanac. These golden times (too fortunate to hold) Were quickly sinned away for love of gold. 'twas then among the bushes, not the street If one in place did an inferior meet, Good morrow Brother, is there ought you want? Take freely of me, what I have you han't. Plain Tom and Dick would pass as currant now, As ever since Your Servant Sir and bow. Deep-skirted doublets, puritanick capes Which now would render men like upright Apes, Was comelier wear our wiser Fathers thought Than the cast fashions from all Europe brought. 'twas in those days an honest Grace would hold Till an hot puddin grew at heart a cold. And men had better stomaches to religion Than I to capon, turkeycock or pigeon. When honest Sisters met to pray not prate About their own and not their neighbour's state. During Plain Deal Reign, that worthy Stud Of th'ancient planters race before the flood These times were good, Merchants cared not a rush For other fare than Jonakin and Much. Although men fared and lodged very hard Yet Innocence was better than a Guard. 'twas long before spiders & worms had drawn Their dungy webs or hid with cheating Lawn New England's beauties, which still seemed to me Illustrious in their own simplicity. 'twas ere the neighbouring Virgin-land had broke: The Hogsheads of her worse than hellish smock. 'twas ere the Islands sent their Presents in, Which but to use was counted next to sin. 'twas ere a Barge had made so rich a freight As Chocholatte, dust-gold and bits of eight. Ere wines from France and Moscovadoe too Without the which the drink will scarcely do, From western Isles, ere fruits and dilicacies, Did rot maids teeth & spoil their handsome faces. Or ere these times did chance the noise of war Was from our towns and hearts removed far. No Bugbear Comets in the crystal air To drive our christian Planters to despair. No sooner pagan malice peeped forth But Valour snibed it; then were men of worth Who by their prayers slew thousands Angel like, Their weapons are unseen with which they strike. Then had the Church's rest, as yet the coals Were covered up in most contentious souls. Freeness in Judgement, union in affection, Dear love, sound truth they were our grand protection These were the twins which in our Counsels sat, These gave prognostics of our future fate, If these be longer lived our hopes increase, These wars will usher in a longer peace: But if New-englands' love die in its youth The grave will open next for blessed Truth. This Theanke is out of date, the peaceful hours When Castles needed not but pleasant bowers. Not ink, but blood and tears now serve the turn To draw the figure of New-englands' Urn. New England's hour of passion is at hand, No power except Divine can it withstand; Scarce hath her glass of fifty years run out, But her old prosperous Steeds turn heads about, Tracking themselves back to their poor beginnings, To fear and far upon their fruits of sinnings: So that the mirror of the Christian world I yes burnt to heaps in part, her Streamers furled Grief reigns, joys flee and dismal fears surprise, Not dastard spirits only but the wise. Thus have the fairest hopes deceived the eye Of the big swollen Expectant standing by. Thus the proud Ship after a little turn Sinks into Neptune's arm's to find its Urn. Thus hath the heir to many thousands born Been in an instant from the mother torn. Even thus thine infant cheeks begin to pale, And thy supporters through great losses fail. This is the Prologue to thy future woe, The Epilogue no mortal yet can know. New England's Crisis. IN seventy five the Critic of our years Commenced our war with Philip and his peers. Wither the sun in Leo had inspired A feverish heat, and Pagan spirits fired? Wither some Romish Agent hatched the plot? Or whither they themselves? appeareth not. Wither our infant thrivings did invite? Or whither to our lands pretended right? Is hard to say; but Indian spirits need No grounds but lust to make a Christian bleed. And here methinks I see this greasy Lout with all his pagan slaves coiled round about, Assuming all the majesty his throne Of rotten stump, or of the rugged stone Can yield; casting some bacon-rine-like looks, Enough to fright a Student from his books, Thus treat his peers, & next to them his Commons, Kenneled together all without a summons. My friends, our Fathers were not half so wise As we ourselves who see with younger eyes. They sell our land to english man who teach Our nation all so fast to pray and preach: Of all our country they enjoy the best, And quickly they intent to have the rest. This no wunnegin, so big matchit law, Which our old father's fathers never saw. These english make and we must keep them too, Which is too hard for them or us to do, We drink we so big whipped, but english they Go sneep, no more, or else a little pay. Me meddle Squaw me hanged, our fathers kept What Sqaws they would whither they waked or slept. Now if you'll fight I'll get you english coats, And wine to drink out of their Captain's throats. The richest merchants houses shall be ours, we'll lie no more on mats or dwell in bowers we'll have their silken wives take they our Squaws, They shall be whipped by virtue of our laws. If ere we strike 'tis now before they swell To greater swarms than we know how to quell. This my resolve, let neighbouring Sachems know, And every one that hath club, gun or bow. This was assented to, and for a close He stroked his smutty beard and cursed his foes. This counsel lightning like their tribes invade, And something like a muster's quickly made, A ragged regiment, a naked swarm, Whom hopes of booty doth with courage arm, Set forthwith bloody hearts, the first they meet Of men or beasts they butcher at their feet. They round our skirts, they pair, they fleece they kill, And to our bordering towns do what they will. Poor Hovills (better far than Caesar's court In the experience of the meaner sort) Receive from them their doom next execution, By flames reduced to horror and confusion: Here might be seen the smoking funeral piles Of wildred towns pitched distant many miles. Here might be seen the infant from the breast Snatched by a pagin hand to lasting rest: The mother Rachel-like shrieks out my child She wrings her hands and raves as she were wild. The brutish wolves suppress her anxious moan By crueltyes more deadly of her own. Will she or nill the chastest turtle must Taste of the pangs of their unbridled lust. From farms to farms, from towns to towns they post, They strip, they bind, they ravish, flea and roast. The beasts which want their master's crib to know, Over the ashes of their shelters low. What the inexorable flames do spare More cruel Heathen lug away for fare. These tidings ebbing from the outward parts Makes tradesmen cast aside their wont Arts And study arms: the craving merchants plot Not to augment but keep what they have got. And every soul which hath but common sense Thinks it the time to make a just defence. Alarms every where resound in streets, From west sad tidings with the Eastern meets. Our common fathers in their Counsels close A martial treaty with the pagan foes, All answers centre here that fire and sword Must make their Sachem universal Lord. This arms the english with a resolution To give the vaporing Scab a retribution. heavens they consult by prayer, the best design A furious foe to quell or undermine. RESOLVED that from the Massachusets bands Be pressed on service some Herculean hands And certainly he well deserved a jerk That slipped the Collar from so good a work. Some Volunteers, some by compulsion go To range the hideous forest for a foe. The tender Mother now's all bowels grown, Clings to her son as if they'd melt in one. Wives clasp about their husbands as the vine Hugs the fair elm, while tears burst out like wine. The new-sprung love in many a virgin heart Swells to a mountain when the lover's part. Nephews and kindred turn all springs of tears, Their hearts are so surprised with panic fears. But doleful shricks of captives summon forth Our walking castles, men of noted worth, Made all of life, each Captain was a Mars, His name too strong to stand on waterish verse: Due praise I leave to some poetic hand Whose pen and wits are better at command. Methinks I see the Trojan-horse burst , And such rush forth as might with giants cope: These first the natives treachery felt, too fierce For any but eye-witness to rehearse. Yet sundry times in places where they came Upon the Indian skins they carved their name. The trees stood Sentinels and bullets flew From every bush (a shelter for their crew) Hence came our wounds and deaths from every side While skulking enemies squat undiscried, That every stump shot like a musketeer, And bows with arrows every tree did bear The swamps were Courts of Guard, thither retired The straggling blue-coats when their guns were fired, In dark Meanders, and these winding groves, Where Bears & panthers with their Monarch moves These far more cruel slily hidden lay, Expecting english men to move that way. One party lets them ip, the other greets Them with the next thing to their winding-sheets; Most fall, the rest thus startled back return, And from their by past foes receive an urn. Here fell a Captain, to be named with tears, Who for his Courage left not many peers, With many more who scarce a number left To tell how treacherously they were bereft. This flushed the pagan courage, now they think The victory theirs, not lacking meat or drink. The ranging wolves find here and there a prey, And having filled their paunch they run away By their Hosts light, the thanks which they return Is to lead Captives and their taverns burn. Many whose thrift had stored for after use Sustain their wicked plunder and abuse. Poor people spying an unwonted light, Fearing a Martyrdom, in sudden fright Leap to the door to fly, but all in vain, They are surrounded with a pagan train; Their first salute is death, which if they eat Some are condemned the Gauntelet to run; Death would a mercy prove to such as those Who feel the rigour of such hellish foes. Posts daily on their Pegasean Steeds Bring sad reports of worse than Nero's deeds, Such brutish Murders as would paper slain Not to be heard in a Domitian's Reign. The field which nature hid is common laid, And Mother's bodies ripped for lack of aid. The secret Cabinets which nature meant To hid her master piece is open rent, The half formed Infant there receives a death Before it sees the light or draws its breath, Many hot welcomes from the natives arms Hid in their skulking holes many alarms Our brethren had, and weary weary trants, Sometimes in melting heats and pinching wants: Sometimes the clouds with sympathising tears Ready to burst discharged about their ears: Sometimes on craggy hills, anon in bogs And miry swamps better befitting hogs, And after tedious Marches little boast Is to he heard of stewed or baked or roast, Their beds are hurdles, open house they keep Through shady boughs the stars upon them peep, Their crystal drink drawn from the mother's breast Disposes not to mirth but sleep and rest. Thus many days and weeks, some months run out To find and quell the vagabonding rout, Who like enchanted Castles fair appear, But all is vanished if you come but near, Just so we might the Pagan Archers tract With towns and merchandise upon their back; And thousands in the South who settled down To all the points and winds are quickly blown. At many meetings of their fleeting crew, From whom like hail arrows and bullets flew: The English courage with whole swarms dispute, Hundreds they hack in pieces in pursuit. Sed haud impunè, English sides do feel As well as tawny skins the lead and steel And some such gallant Sparks by bullets fell, As might have cursed the powder back to Hell: Had only Swords these skirmishes decided All Pagan Sculls had been long since divided. The lingering war outlives the Summer sun, Who hence departs hoping it might be done, Ere his return at Spring but ah he'll find The Sword still drawn, men of unchanged mind. Cold winter now nibbles at hands and toes And shrewdly pinches both our friends and foes. Fierce Boreas whips the Pagan tribe together Advising them to fit for foes and weather: The axe which late had tasted Christian blood Now sets its steely teeth to feast on wood. The forests suffer now, by weight constrained To kiss the earth with soldiers lately brained. The lofty oaks and ash do wag the head To see so many of their neighbours dead; Their fallen carcases are carried thence To stand our enemies in their defence. Their Myrmydons enclosed with clefts of trees Are busy like the aunts or nimble bees: And first they Innber poles fix in the ground, In figure of the heavens convex: all round They draw their arras-matts and skins of beasts, And under these the Elves do make their nests. Rome took more time to grow then twice fix hours But half that time will serve for indian bowers. A City shall be reared in one day's space As shall an hundred english men outface. Canonicus precincts there swarms unite, Rather to keep a winter guard then fight. A darn and dismal swamp some Scout had found Whose bosom was a spot of rising ground Hedged up with mighty oaks, maples and ashes, Nursed up with springs, quick bogs & miry plashes A place which nature coined on very nonce For tigers not for men to be a sconce. 'twas here these Monsters shaped and faced like men Took up there Rendezvouz and bro●●al den, Deeming the depth of snow, hail, frost and ice Would make our Infantry more tame and wise Then by by forsaking beds and loving wives, Merely for indian skin's to hazard lives: These hopes had something calmed the boiling passion Of this incorrigible warlike nation. During this short Parenthesis of peace Our forces found, but left him not at ease. Here english valour most illustrious shone, Finding their numbers ten times ten to one. A shower of leaden had our captains feel Which made the bravest blades among us reel. Like to some anthill nearly spurned abroad, Where each takes heels and bears away his load: Instead of place and jewels, indian-trayes With baskets up they snatch and rust their ways. Sundry the flames arrest and some the blade, By bullets heaps on heaps of Indians laid. The Flames like lightning in their narrow streets Dart in the face of every one it meets. Here might be heard an hideous indian cry, Of wounded ones who in the Wigwams fry. Had we been Cannibals here might we feast On brave Westphalia gammons ready dressed. The tawny live is Ethiopick made Of such on whom Vulcan his clutches laid. There fate was sudden, our advantage great To give them once for all a grand defeat; But tedious travel had so cramped our toes It was too hard a task to chase the foes. Distinctness in the numbers of the slain, Or the account of Pagans which remain Are both uncertain, losses of our own Are too too sadly felt, too sadly known. War digs a common grave for friends and foes, Captains in with the common soldier throws. Six of our Leaders in the first assault Crave readmission to their Mother's Vault Who had they fell in ancient Homer's days Had been enrolled with Hecatembs of praise. As clouds dispersed, the natives troops divide, And like the streams along the thickets glide. Some breathing time we had, & short God knows But new alarms from recruited foes Bounce at our ears, the mounting clouds of smoke From martyred towns the heavens for aid invoke: Churches, barns, houses with most ponderous things Made volatile fly o'er the land with wings. Hundreds of cattle now they sacrifice For alery spirits up to gourmandise; And to the Molech of their hellish guts, Which craves the flesh in gross, their ale in butts. Lancaster, Medfield. Mendon wildred Groton, With many Villages by me not thought on Die in their youth by fire that useful foe, Which this grand cheer the world will over flow. The wand'ring Priest to every one he meets Preaches his Church funeral in the streets. Sheep from their fold are frighted, Keepers too Put to their trumps not knowing what to do. This monster War hath hatched a beauteous dove In dogged hearts, of most unfeigned love, Fraternal love the I very of a Saint Being come in fashion though by sad constraint, Which if it thrive and prosper with us long Will make New-England forty thousand strong. But off the Table hand, let this suffice As the abridgement of our miseries. If Mildew, Famine Sword, and fired Towns, If Slaughter, Captivating, Deaths and wounds, If daily whip once reform our ways, These all will issue in our Father's Praise; If otherwise, the sword must never rest Till all New-englands' Glory it divest. A Supplement. WHat means this silence of Harvardine quills While Mars triumphant thunders on our hills. Have pagan priests their Eloquence confined To no man's use but the mysterious mind? Have Pawaws charmed that art which was so rife To crouch to every Don that lost his life? But now whole towns and Church's fire and die Without the pity of an Elegy. Nay rather should my quills were they all swords Wear to the hilts in some lamenting words. I dare not style them poetry but truth. The dwingling products of my crazy youth. If these essays shall raise some quainter pens 'twil to the Writer make a rich amends. Marlburyes Fate When London's fatal bills were blown abroad And few but Spectres travelled on the road, Not towns but men in the black bill enrolled Were in Gazettes by Typographers sold: But our Gazettes without Erratas must Report the plague of towns reduct to dust: And fevers formerly to tenants sent Arrest the timbers of the tenement. Ere the late ruins of old Groton's cold, Of Marlbury's peracute disease we're told. The feet of such who neighbouring dwellings urned Unto her ashes, not her doors returned. And what remained of tears as yet unspent Are to its final gasps a tribute lent. If painter overtrack my pen let him An olive colour mix these elves to trim; Of such an hue let many thousand thiefs Be drawn like Scare-crows clad with oaken leaves, Exhausted of their verdant life and blown From place to place without an home to own. Draw Devils like themselves, upon their checks The banks for grease and mud, a place for leeks. Whose locks Medusa's snakes, do ropes resemble, And ghostly looks would make Achilles tremble. Limm them besmeared with Christian Blood & oiled With fat out of white humane bodies boiled. Draw them with clubs like maules & full of stains, Like Vulcan's anvilling New-englands' brains. Let round be gloomy forests with craged rocks Where like to castles they may hid their flocks, Till opportunity their cautious friend Shall jog them fiery worship to attend. Show them like serpents in an avious path Seeking to sow the firebrands of their wrath. Most like Aeneas in his cloak of mist, Who undiscovered move where ere they list Cupid they tell us hath too lorts of darts. One sharp and one obtuse, one causing wounds, One piercing deep the other dull rebounds, But we feel none but such as drill our hearts. From Indian sheaves which to their shoulders cling, Upon the word they quickly feel the string. Let earth be made a screen to hid our woe From Heaven's Monarch and his Ladies too; And lest our Jealousy think they partake, For the red stage with clouds a curtain make. Let dogs be gauged and every quickening sound Be charmed to silence, here and there all round The town to suffer, from a thousand holes Let crawl these fiends with brands and fired poles, Paint here the house & there there the barn on fire, with holocausts ascending in a spire. Here granaries, yonder the Church's smoke which vengeance on the actors doth invoke. Let Morphcus with his leaden keys have bound In featherbeds some, some upon the ground, That none may burst his drowfie shackles till The brutish pagans have obtained their will, And Vulcan files them off then Zeuxis paint The frenzy glances of of the sinking saint. Draw there the Pastor for his bible crying, The soldier for his sword, The Glutton frying With streams of glory-fat, the thin-jawed Miser Oh had I given this I had been wiser. Let here the Mother seem a statue turned At the sad object of her bowels burned. Let the unstable weakling in belief Be mounting Ashurs' horses for relief. Let the half Convert seem suspended twixt The dens of darkness, and the Planets sixth, Ready to quit his hold, and yet hold fast By the great Atlas of the Heavens vast. Paint Papists muttering o'er their apish beads Whom the blind follow while the blind man leads, Let Ataxy be mounted on a throne Imposing her Commands on every one, A many-headed monster without eyes To see the ways which want to make men wise. Give her a thousands tongues with wings and hands To be ubiquitary in Commands, But let the concave of her skull appear Clean washed and empty quite of all but fear, One she bids flee, another stay, a third She bids betake him to his rusty sword, This to his treasure, th'other to his knees, Some counsels she to fry and some to freeze, These to the garrison, those to the road, Some to run empty, some to take their load: Thus while confusion most men's hearts divide Fire doth their small exchequer soon decide. Thus all things seeming or secret foes, An Infant may grow old before a close, But yet my hopes abide in perfect strength. The Town called Providence Its Fate. Why must we thus to see the wheels run cross Since Providence itself sustains a loss: And yet should Providence forget to watch I fear the enemy would all dispatch; Celestial lights would soon forget their line, The wandering planets would forget to shine, The stars run all our of their common spheres, And quickly fall together by the ears: Kingdoms would jostles out their Kings and set The poor Mechanic up whom next they met, Or rather would whole kingdoms with the world Into a Chaos their first egg be hurled. there's none this Providence of the Most High Who can survive and write its Elegy: But of a solitary town I writ, A place of darkness yet receiving light From pagan hands, a miscellanious nest Of errors Hector's, where they sought a rest Out of the reach of Laws but not of God, Since they have felt the smart of common rod. 'twas much I thought they did escape so long, Who Gospel truth so manifestly wrong: For one Lot's sake perhaps, or else I think Justice did at greatest offenders wink But now the short is paid, I hope the dross Will be cashiered in this common loss. Houses with substance feel uplifting wings, The earth remains, the last of humane things: But know the dismal day draws near wherein The fire shall earth itself dissolve and sin. Seaconk Plain Engagement. On our Pharsalian Plains, comprising space For Caesar's host brave Pompey to outface, An handful of our men are walled round With Indian swarms; anon their pieces sound A Madrigal like heaven's artillery Lightning and thunder bolts their bullets fly. Her's hosts to handfuls, of a few they leave Fewer to tell how many they bereave. Foolhardy fortitude it had been sure Fierce storms of shot and arrows to endure Without all hopes of some requital to So numerous and pestilent a foe. Some musing a retreat and thence to run, Have in an instant all their business done, They sink and all their sorrows ponderous weight Down at their feet they cast and tumble strait. Such who outlived the fate of others fly Into the Irish bogs of misery. Such who might die like men like beasts do range Uncertain whither for a better change, These Natives hunt and chase with currish mind, And plague with crueltyes such as they find. When shall this shower of Blood be over? When? Quickly we pray oh Lord! say thou Amen. Seaconk or Rehobeths' Fate. I once conjectured that those tiger's hard To reverend newman's bones would have regard, But were all SAINTS they met 'ttwere all one case, They have no reverence to an Angel's face: But where they fix their griping lions paws They rend without remorse or heed to laws. Rehobeth here in common english, Rest They ransack, newman's Relics to molest. Here all the town is made a public stage Whereon these Nimrods' act their monstrous rage. All crueltyes which paper stained before Are acted to the life here over and over. Chelmsfords' Fate. Ere famous Winthrops bones are laid to rest The pagans Chelmsford with sad flames arrest, Making an artificial day of night By that plantations for midable light. Here's midnight shrieks and Soul amazing moans, Enough to melt the very marble stones: Fire brands and bullets, darts and deaths and wounds Confusive outcries every where resounds: The natives shooting with the mixed cries, With all the crueltyes the foes devise Might fill a volume, but I leave a space For mercies still successive in there place Not doubting but the foes have done their worst, And shall by heaven suddenly be cursed. Let this dear Lord the sad Conclusion be Of poor New-englands' dismal tragedy. Let not the glory of thy former work Blasphemed he by pagan Jew or Turk: But in its funeral ashes write thy Name So fair all Nations may expound the same: Out of her ashes let a Phoenix rise That may outshine the first and be more wise. B. Tompson. ON A FORTIFICATION At Boston begun by Women. Dux Foemina Facti. A Grand attempt some Amazonian Dames Contrive whereby to glorify their names, A Ruff for Boston Neck of mud and turf, Reaching from side to side from surfe to surfe, Their nimble hands spin up like Christmas pies, Their pastry by degrees on high doth rise. The wheel at home counts it an holiday, Since while the Mistress worketh it may play. A tribe of female hands, but manly hearts Forsake at home their pasty-crust and tarts To knead the dirt, the samplers down they hurl, Their undulating silks they closely furl. The pickax one as a Commandress holds, While t'other at her awkness gently scolds. One puffs and sweats, the other mutters why Cant you promove your work so fast as I? Some dig, some delve, and others hands do feel The little wagons weight with single wheel. And lest some fainting fits the weak surprise, They want no sack nor cakes, they are more wise. These brave essays draw forth Male stronger hands More like to Dawbers then to Martial bands: These do the work, and sturdy bulwarks raise, But the beginners well deserve the praise. FINIS.