GRAND Pluto's Remonstrance, OR, The devil Horn-mad at Roundheads and Brownists. Wherein his Hellish majesty (by advice of his great counsel, Aeacus, Minos & Radamanthus, with his beloved Brethren, Agdistis, Belial, Incubus & Succubus) is pleased to declare, 1. How far he differs from Round-head, Rattle-head, or prick-ear. 2. His Copulation with a Holy Sister. 3. His dear affection to Romish Catholics, and hate to Protestants. 4. His Oration to the rebels.  
Printed for the 〈◊〉, in the year 1643.   

Pluto's Remonstrance, OR, The devil Horn-mad at roundheads and Brownists.  
I Grand Pluto, chief Metropolitan in my demoniac kingdom, have by the advice of my infernal counsel, thought fit to publish this my Devilish Declaration, to all my welbeleved children, as well Brownists as Papists.  

His Professed hate to the roundheads.  
1. THat whereas his Hellish majesty hath by some of his ill-affected and factious Children, been termed Round-head or Brownist, as being converted by the moving spirit of a Regenerate Sister, and begetting of her a numerous issue of roundheads, prick-ears, Brownists, &c. We therefore fearing that the said scandal might prove very dangerous to our infernal Government, by the great disheartening of our obedient and well-affected children the Romish Catholics, in their plots and practices against their lawful sovereign, hath thought fit to declare, that he never sided with, or tempted any the said Brownists in any design against his dearest Children the Catholics, their Church or Ceremonies, but that it hath ever been our greatest care to animate both Brownist as well as Papist against our own and your common enemy the Protestants, their Church, King, and Parliament, which is likely to prove the overthrow of me and my infernal kingdom.   

His Copulation with a Holy Sister.  
2. That whereas our infernal majesty hath been thought to have had carnal copulation with one Ruth Incontinence, a Sister in the Family, be it known to our dear children the Romanists, that though we have wished well to the said Sister Incontinence, and have bestowed on her some gifts of our diabolical spirit, yet had no intention to violate our vow made to our dear Spouse Superstition dwelling in Blind-devotion, in the parish of Ignorance, in the kingdom of Popery, of whom We have begotten many obedient Children to effect our great design for Ireland, and are in further hope, by her yet unperfect issue, to work some way or plot for the confusion of this present Parliament, to which end we have presented her with many tokens of our great love and favour, viz. One of the Blessed Virgins slippers, and many Images of her Son, likewise an Agnus Dei, made of virgin's wax, that by virtue of our diabolical conjurations, hath power to preserve from fire water, sickness, and the deliverance from numberless perils, likewise many books of Ave-Maries, Imprecations and prayers to Saints, also one book fairly gilt, with Crucifixes on the lids, wherein is contained the Price that his holiness hath set on all sin whatsoever, murder of Kings, father or mother, Rapes committed on sister, &c. whereunto is annexed a most excellent Epitaph wiritten by a Most Reverend Cardinal, and great Champion for the Romish Church, on his most dearly beloved Bitch, for whose sake, he built a new monument in his garden, on which he writ as followeth, 
This tomb for thee dear Bitch I builded have,  
That worthier wert of Heaven then of a grave.  And for the further good of our dear Sister Superstition, we have spared no pains to inspire with our diabolical spirit of obstinacy and error, all manner of Brownists, Anabaptists, and many other Sects, which shall the more illustrate your Religion, dear Romanists, and that you all drawing several ways, may▪ like Samson's Foxes, fire the cornfields, or Church of our common enemy the Protestants.   

His affection and care for his best-beloved sons the Romish Catholics.  
3. Wherereas we have expressed our dear affection to our Catholic Children, in tempting the said roundheads and Rattle-heads to reproach and vilify the Sacred Person of their lawful King, and his Ministers of justice, and to speak all manner of Opprobious language against the Prophets of the Highest, nay even to glory in their falls, and pu●t them up with sulphurous Timpanies of preposterous zeal and malice; so that one of my dear daughters dwelling in Sobeit, at hearing of the Bishop's commitment to the Tower, presently caused a Bonfire to be made, wherein she expressed her great joy at their fall, and fired the same by her own hot zeal, and afterward affirmed that her kitchen was more holy than the Church, because she had a sink in't. And is not this dear Romanists worth my labour, in tempting them to what my natural-born-son the Turk doth scorn; to justify your own Rebellious plots or Treasons whatsoever, have not I made them make Orthodox Scripture Apocrypha, to make your Apocrypha Orthodox; say my dear Popelings, does not all this make for you, and to the furtherance of you and your actions, have not I made their Common- Service almost as odious as your mass-book, and for their Church, ready to be flung out at the windows.   

His Oration to the rebels in Ireland.  
4. Lastly, my dear sons of Tumult, have I been unmindful to bear the cross in your victorious Army, under which you have achieved victory, to the amazemement of your enemies the Protestants, in recompense of which favour, have you not drank healths to my infernal majesty in the blood of your enemies, making their sculls your quaffing-bowls, to the glory of your religion, and the freeing of many souls out of Purgatory; hath not his holiness given you authority so to do. Then take courage, and think not on those that have miscarried in such glorious Actions, let no reward of Treason trouble you, so long as his holiness bids you on, and I your chief Captain bid you on; On then, regard no tears of Infants, nor Rapes of Virgins, Your reward shall be in my infernal Kingdom for your just Merits in unheard of Cruelties, which shall eternize you and your Religion, and give full content to our infernal majesty, who to your aid will send Legions of his infernal crew to accomplish your desires on your & my enemies the Protestants.  
VALE, Signed by Don Antonio Demonibus, Secretary to his infernal majesty   
FINIS.