The ESSEX Champion: OR THE Famous HISTORY OF Sir Billy of Billerecay, AND HIS Squire Ricardo.  
SHOWING The Renowned Achievements, and Valiant Acts of the Invincible Knight Sir Billy of Billerecay; with his Love to his Lady Dulcina.  
AS ALSO, The Comical Exploits, and Amorous Adventures of Squire Ricardo, performed by his Invisible Ring.  
Their Tilts and Tournaments in honour of Ladies: Their Battles with Giants and Monsters: Their punishing of Enchanters and Negromancers, Pedlars and Poppy pl●●●●s.  
Never before Published.  
Being that Excellent Piece of Knight-Errantry, Written by William Winstandly, Gent. at Saffron-Walden in Essex.  
London, Printed for J. Blare at the Looking▪ glass on London bridge, 1699.   

THE CONTENTS.  

Chap. 1. THE Birth of Sir Billy of Billerecay: His bringing up at School: And Resolution to pursue Knightly Adventures. Page 7  
Chap. 2. How Sir Billy and his Squire went forth to seek Adventures; Their Encounter with a Scarecrow, and how he came to a Castle to be Dubbed Knight. p. 23  
Chap. 3. Sir Billy watcheth his Armour; and is made Knight by the Lord of the Castle: his ill success in running at the Quinten: with other things which happened. p. 42  
Chap. 4. Sir Billy being dubbed Knight, marcketh forth to seek Adventures: his Encounter with Poppet-Gyants: his Imprisonment in a wooden Enchanted Castle; and Entertainment by the Sage Freston. p. 59  
Chap. 5. Ricardo is sent with a Letter to Dulcina, in the mean time Sir Billy encountereth with a monstrous Giant in defence of the Tantabilan Princess, whom he Manfully overthrows. p. 75  
Chap. 6. How Ricardo in his Journey towards Billerecay, met with an Aged Palmer, who gave him an Invisible-Ring, with which he cheats an Innkeeper; as also what a Trick he served a Bedlam and a Tinker. p. 89  
Chap. 7. How Ricardo delivered his Letter to Joan Grumball, with her Answer to it. And several exploits performed by Ricardo with his Invisible-Ring. p. 96  
Chap. 8. How Ricardo delivered his message to his Master, and of the Challenge made by Sir Billy against all comers, in Honour of his Mistress Dulcina. p. 117  
Chap. 9 How Sir Billy was forced to run from his Challenge: The Mirth Ricardo had at a Wedding: What a Trick he served an Old Fornicator; and how he went in pursuit of his Master. p. 126  
Chap. 10. Sir Billy's encounter with a Dancer on the Ropes, how he was carried before a Justice of the Peace, and set free by Ricardo by the help of his Invisible-Ring. p. 138  
Chap. 11. Ricardo going to recover his Master's Horse and Armour, acteth a very pleasant Adventure in an Inn, with other things which happened. p. 154  
Chap. 12. Sir Billy's ill success in his adventure against the Pedlars: How he was rescued by Ricardo by the help of his Invisible-Ring,: With other things that happened. p. 166  
Chap. 13. The Woeful story of a Tailor and his Sweetheart, how they were Hanged in a Barn; and how the Murderers were taken by the means of Sir Billy and a Constable. p. 178  
Chap. 14. Sir Billy's entertainment at the Justice's House, his Oration in praise of the Golden Age, with his Challenging the Coroner to fight in defence of Knight-Errantry. p. 189  
Chap. 15. Sir Billy's Encounter with the Coroner: How he was relieved by Ricardo: His admirable description of his Mistress: With Ricardo's Counterbuff thereto p. 201    

THE Famous History OF S R Billy of Billerecay AND HIS Squire Ricardo.  

CHAP. 1. The Birth of Sir Billy of Billerecay: His bringing up at School: And Resolution to pursue Knightly Adventures.  
IN the East part of England, as in respect of the Metropolis thereof London, in that County formerly inhabited by the Trinobantes, afterwards possessed by the East-Saxons, from whom it derived to East-sex, since by Corruption, or rather for the more easier Pronunciation Essex: In a Town thereof called Billerecay, not many years ago, there lived a Farmer named Thomasio, one whose Means, as they were too low to make him envied, so were they too high to cause Scorn, enjoying a Mediocrity betwixt Riches and Poverty, that as he was no Gentleman to live on his Lands, yet adding Industry to his small Stock, he had most commonly Money in his Pocket, when others who made a braver show were without. In his younger Years he married the Sexton of Bursted's Daughter, a Man of such Strength, that according to the Records of that place, he would Thresh as much Wheat in one day, as another Man could do in two; and which is further remembered of him, that at a Match of Football, played betwixt that Village and the neighbouring Hamlet, by his alone Manhood and Prowess the Victory was clearly obtained of his side. We are the willinger to mention these things, because the Reader may understand, that the Person of whom we intent to treat of, was descended from courageous adventurous Persons.  
Now four times had Hiem's Frofts bereaved the Earth of her Summer's Livery, and as many times had Lady Flora bestowed on Tellus a Suit of curious embroidered Tapestry, since the Nuptials were celebrated betwixt Thomasio and his loving Consort; during which time he had, by his Industry, much increased that little Stock he began with; nothing now so much perplexed him, as the want of an Heir, on whom to bestow this parsel of Estate, if Death should Summon him to his Grave: At last, to his exceeding Joy, his Wife proved to be with Child, and in process of time was delivered of a goodly Boy, who was Christened by the Name of William. This Child, as he was long in coming, so was he the more welcome unto them, and so much the rather, because that Lucy (so was his Wife named) was now so stricken in Years, that he had ●ittle hopes of having another; wherefore he resolved to bestow some Cost on the ●ringing up of his Son Billy, his ambitious Thoughts soared so high, that he swore by ●is Ploughshare if his Son lived, he would ●ake him a Schollard, not only to write ●nd read ordinarily, but if need were to make a Bill or a Bond, and to write a Letter, ●●at he might not be beholding to the Vicar ●f the Parish upon every occasion: Accordingly, no sooner had his Son come to some Maturity of Knowledge, but he bought him a Hornbook, and put him to School to an Old Woman that lived in an Alms-house, who so indoctrinated him, that in a short time he had learned the Criss crossrow, which made Thomasio think his Penny a Week well bestowed on him, so that he told his Son, If he proved a good Boy, when he had learned his Hornbook, he would buy him a Golden primer; nay, that he should likewise have a Plum-cake into the bargain; which so encouraged young Billy, that in a short time he claimed his Father's Promise, for he was now in the last line of that Folio book. Whereupon Thomasio going to the Market, after diligent enquiry for such a Volume, he at last did light on one according to his hearts desire, on the cover whereof was pictured St. George a conquering the Dragon, the sight whereo● did no doubt implant in young Billy's Hear● the Seeds of Valour and Heroic Thoughts and prognosticated to the World what ● Champion this would prove, whose valor●ous Acts should afterwards be proclaimed by Fame's golden Trumpet▪ and fill each corne● of the habitable Earth with the Report o● his deserved Praises.  
Billy now plied his Book with might a●● main, having gotten to the end of th● 〈◊〉, before others who began with him ●●d attained half way; and now to encourage him the more, his Father bought him several Ballads, as of Fair Rosamond, The Blind Beggar of Bednal Green, King Edward the Fourth and the Tanner, etc. but amongst them all, none of them pleased Billy so well, as the Song of that Arch Pirate Sir Andrew Barton, and that Heroic Poem of Chevy-Chase, of which last the worthy Sir Philip Sidney used to say, That the hearing thereof (though Sung no better than by a Country Crowd) stirred up his Heart more than a Trumpet; well therefore might it be a great Motive to Billy to undertake such high Adventures, as afterwards (God willing) we shall declare unto you.  
And now Billy will be no longer under the Tuition of a Dame, as knowing by natural Instinct, that a Woman's Domination is most Imperious; wherefore his Father provides him a Schoolmaster, one Snip a Tailor, who for his Dexterity in Singing, was advanced to the Dignity of Church-Clerk of ●he Parish; which Office, and keeping of a School, found him with Powder'd-Beef, and ●he Vales of his Trade furnished him with Cabbage. Two Years went Billy to School with this Master, in which space of time he had learned to read so well, as gave his Father extraordinary content, so that now he buys Billy a choice Library of Books, viz: The History of Tom Thumb, Robin Goodfellow, The Friar and the Boy, The Three Merry Wives of Green-Goose-Fair, The Sack full of News, A Hundred Merry Tales, etc. And now he thinks his Son sufficiently provided for Learning, as concerning the Reading part, his next care is, to learn him to Writ● and cast Account, and then he fears no but he may live in any place in England yea, and if that the Stars should be propi●tious to him, he might in time be advance to a Justice of the Peace his Clerk: Therefore seeing that Snip could not write, he i● treated the Vicar of the Parish to take som● pains with his Son, and if he made Billy 〈◊〉 cunning at his Pen, as he himself was a● his Plough, he promised him to Fallow his Glebe Land for him for nothing: Upon these Considerations the Vicar took Billy under his Tuition, but advised Thomasio that whilst his Son learned to write, tha● he might not in the mean time forget hi● Reading, to buy him some pretty Book to read in, which might draw him thereto with some delight. Thomasio replied, H● had been at great Charges that way a● ready, but for his Sons good, he would n● stick out for a small matter▪ So the next Fair, taking his Son along with him for the choice of his Volumes, at a Pedlars Stall he bought him these Books following: 

The Garland of Good Will.  
The Garland of Princely Delights.  
Pasquil ' s Jests.  
Scoggin.  
Long Meg of Westminster.  
Doctor Faustus.  
Friar Bacon.  
The Seven Wise Masters.  
The Gentle-Craft.  
Jack of Newberry..  
Reynard the Fox.  
Diogenes.  
History of Fortunatus.  
George a Green.  
Bevis of Southampton.  
Guy of Warwick  
Palmerin of England.  
Huon of Bourdeaux.  
Valentine and Orson.  
Don Beliavis of Greece.  
Parismus and Parismenes.  
The Seven Champions of Christendom.  
Destruction of Troy.  
History of King Arthur.  
Amadis de Gaul.  
Tom a Lincoln, the Red Rose Knight.  
Pheander the Maiden Knight.  
The Knight of the Sun.  
The Mirror of Knighthood.  
Hero and Leander.  
Children in the Wood  
Tom Stitch the Tailor.  
Knight of the Burning Sword.  
Argalus and Parthenia.  
King and the Cobbler.  
Nine pennyworth of Wit for a Penny.  
The Man of Kent.    
Billy was not a little brag of his Books for he imagined he had now as good a Library as the best Scholar in Christendom: but nothing tickled his Fancy so much in the reading of them, as thos● Romantic Stories of kill Giants and Dragons, which many times did s● far transport him, that he thought himself to be really engaged in these imaginary Fights; and so intent were h● Thoughts upon them, that Death's image sleep could not divert him; 〈◊〉 that when Morpheus, with his leade● Mair, had knocked down others asleep in their Beds, the Thoughts of the strange Adventures did so run in 〈◊〉▪ Head, that he would rise in his sleep, and getting a Bedstaff in his hand, lay about him as if he were mad, imagining he had encountered with some Giant or other strange Monster.  
The Servants that lay in the same Room with him, being disturbed thus with his Fegaries, complained to their Master, who thereupon chid his Son, telling him, That People which laboured hard, must not be disturbed of their natural Rest, for by that means they could not perform their work. And therefore he threatened him, If he played any more such Pranks, he would not only put him to Blow, but also take all his Books from him; for he imagined it was his Books that wrought that Indisposition in him. Yet notwithstanding all his threatenings, Billy's mind did so run of his Knightly Achievements, that he still continued in his old course, for one night dreaming he was encountering with a terrible Dragon, he got up in his sleep, and taking the Bedstaff in his hand, began to lay about him according to his old manner. Now it so chanced, that through often redoubling his blows, he at last struck the Ploughman such a blow on the Pate, that the Blood trickled down his Ears. The Ploughman being betwixt sleeping and waking, feeling the smart of the blow, started out of his Bed, and taking a Blow whip in his hand, which stood up there ready in a corner, he began to exercise the same on Billy's body, laying it on so sound, that had Billy been in such a sleep as St. David the Champion of Wales was, in the enchanted Garden of Ormondine, yet must the smart thereof needs have waked him; but Billy took all patiently, imagining it to be the blows of the Dragon's Tail; having read that Knights Errand are subject to such Adventures. And now the Ploughman being weary of belabouring him, went to Bed; Billy also returned to his cabin, but the smart of his blows were such, as would not suffer him to sleep one wink all that night; enough to have spoiled a young Knight-Errant, had not his mind been so fully fixed on Knightly Adventures.  
Next Morning Billy was so soar that he could not go to School, and being asked how he came to be so, he told them, It was with encountering of a mighty Dragon, whilst he attempted to rescue a King's Daughter that was bound to a Stake: And so run on i● a wild Discourse, what a terrible Duel he had with him, according as he had read in the seven Champions, of the Combat there betwixt St. George and the Dragon But his Father understanding, by his Plow-man●s broken Pate, what Whimsies still possessed his Son's Noddle, repented him that ever he had put him to School, and accursed the time that ever he bought him these Books, the original cause, as he imagined, of Billy's Distemper; and so in a Rage, getting all his Books together, the Knights and the Giants had been all burnt in one Bonfire, had not Billy with Tears, and his Wife Lucy with Entreaties, rescued them out his hands.  
And now Billy, instead of going to School, is put to keep Sheep, which he liked far better than going to Blow, because he had read of some Kings and famous Knights that had been Shepherds, but in all his Romances (by which he was solely directed) he had never read of any one of them that ever held Blow. In this lazy kind of Life he had leisure more than enough to peruse his Romances over a fresh, in which he neglected no time; so that he could give a perfect account of each particular in any of these books. And now weighing with himself what immortal Fame those Knights had gained, he resolved to become a Knight Errand himself, being now (as he thought) of strength and Age sufficient enough to cope with any Giant, yea, though he were as big as Sir Ascapart is described in Bevis of Southampton, or Colbrand the Dane, whom Guy of Warwick slew.  
But considering with himself, that a Knight without a Lady is like Ling without Mustard, or a Bag-pudding without Suet, he therefore began to think on what Female he should place his Affection, at last he resolved on a lusty strapping Wench, a neighbouring Farmer's Daughter, one who for her height might have been Second to Long Meg of Westminster, and as small in the Waste as a Mill-post in the middle, such a one as the conceited Fellow could by no means be persuaded to marry, alleging, That of Evils the least is still to be chosen; but Fancy that Loves without showing reason why, presented her to Billy as the Phoenix of the Age, and therefore he resolved that she, and none but she, should be the Loadstone of his Affections. But her Name being Joan Grumball, he thought was too mean for her, now that she was to act her part on the Theatre of Honour; he therefore took the same liberty as Cardinals do when they are elected Pope, to change their Name, and resolved in his thoughts, that henceforward she should be called The Fair Dulcina; and now his thoughts are wholly fixed on Love, wherefore in imitation of those Amourists he had read of in his Romances, he frequents Solitary places, wrings his hands, and exclaims bitterly on Cupid for bringing him into that miserable Thraldom. O impetuous Love (said he) with what heavy burdens dost thou load thy poor Vassals●? How hard are thy Dictates, and how intricate the Meanders thou bringest thy Captives into? O pierce the Heart of that cruel fair One, that she may at last consider of the Miseries that I endure for her sake; but thou art Deaf as well as Blind, and will not, or rather canst not hear: For how can we imagine thee to be a God, who art so unjust in all thy Actions, to fire the Breast of one, and freeze the other; to make her Heart more obdurate and harder than the Adamant, and mine like Wax, fit to receive any Impression thou art pleased to put upon it. O Dulcina, the only Joy of my Heart, assure thyself that no Mortal Man whatsoever, is, or can be, so much thy Servant and Slave as myself. Then concluding with a Sigh for its period, he would again wring his hands, throw himself upon the Ground, and make such sad Faces, that had Dulcina seen him, she could not choose but have melted into Compassion, even as a pound of Butter doth melt with the heat of the Fire.  
But as this Passion of Love maketh the some wise Men mad, so doth it again quicken and revive the Wits of others, making their Fancies soar in a higher pitch than ordinary, as may appear by this our Billy, who though of himself as dull a Clod of Earth as ever Prometheus put fire into, yet being thus wrapped up in Love, as a Baby in Blankets, he grew very Poetical, and taking Pen and Paper in hand, writ these lines following in praise of his Dulcina.  

Most sweet Dulcina, whose Beauty doth surpass  
Our common Beauties, as the Flowers doth Grass▪  
Or as pale Cynthia in a Winter's night,  
Surpasses all the Stars that shine so bright:  
Or as the Pewter Spoon scoured (so good)  
Doth far excel those Spoons are made of Wood:  
Or as rich Diamonds far exceeds course Pearls,  
So doth Dulcina all our Country Girls.   

Or as a Cedar which doth stately grow,  
Doth far excel those shrubs that are below;  
Or as a Paremain doth exceed a Crab,  
Or as an honest Woman doth a Drab:  
Or as a Sunshine day excels a foul,  
Or as a Nightingale exceeds an Owl:  
Or as sweet Cream doth Buttermilk excel,  
So doth Dulcina bear away the Bell.   

As Christmas-Pye more high esteem doth bear,  
Than Pies are made at other times o'th' Year:  
Or as a Damask Rose excels a Nettle,  
Or as fine Gold exceeds all other Mettle;  
Or as a Silver Thimble doth surpass  
Twenty of those same Thimbles made of Brass,  
So doth my sweet Dulcina so lovely brown,  
Excel the chiefest Lasses in our Town.   
Billy was not a little proud of his Verses, for he conceited himself to be near as good a Poet as a Knight Errand, and yet he thought withal, that he could not well be the one without being the other, they being two as inseparable Companions as a Whore and the fox. And now having proceeded thus far in his business, his next Care was, how to get a Squire, for a Knight-Errant without a Squire, is like powdered Beef without Mustard: He therefore considered with himself, he must of necessity be furnished that way, not only to have a Companion in his Travels, but also to be a witness of his Valour, and upon occasion to send on an Errand to the Lady of his Affections, according as he had read that Knights-Errant formerly had done. Much were his Thoughts perplexed in the choice of a fit Person for this purpose, sometimes pitching upon one, and then upon more serious Thoughts, rejecting him and fixing on another, being more curious in his Choice, than many a Man is in choosing o● his Wife: At last he resolved upon one that was his Father's Taskers Son, an● getting him one day to help him Fold hi● Sheep▪ he there imparted his mind to him telling him such Rhod●mantado Story of Conquering Kingdoms and Islands and Captivating Giants and Monsters and how after all these Victories, that he himself should be Crowned King of some great Country, when he would make him a petty King or Viceroy under him; that the young Man was easily induced to condescend unto his Motion. So agreeing to be as secret in the business as they could, that their Fathers might not come to have any knowledge thereof, for spoiling their Preferment. Having Folded their Sheep, they departed home, intending to put their Resolutions into action as soon as might be.   

CHAP. 2. How Sir Billy and his Squire went forth to seek Adventures; Their Encounter with a Scarecrow, and how he came to a Castle to be Dubbed Knight.  
NOW were Billy and his Squire very busy in providing Materials for their intended Journey, when their Design had like to have been quite spoiled by an unexpected Accident, which came to pass as followeth.  
Billy, according to his wont course, frequenting Solitary places, and bitterly exclaiming against the Tyrannies of Cupid, was one day overheard by a neighbouring Farmer, who searching for some strayed Sheep, was by that means brought into that uncouth place, where he heard Billy to make this sad Relation.  
O Dulcina, the Joy of my Heart! How doth the Remembrance of thee add new Life to my drooping Spirits? O sooner shall the Sea cease to Ebb and Flow,▪ or Hyperion to run his daily course, than I shall cease to be Faithful to thee! What though Jason was False to Med●a, and Paris to Oenone! Yet never shall it be said that thy Knight did prove disloyal, that Billy was false to his Dulcina. No; know I will be as true to thee, as St. George was to his Sabra, Guy of Warwick to his Fair Phelice, or Bevis of Southampton to Josiana. O how I long to make thy Name renowned by the Deeds of arms which I shall perform, that Babes unborn in time to come may read in Books, those valiant Acts which I shall do for thy sake! O how many Thousand Pagans shall I destroy, and set their Cities on flames of Fire, like the Battlements of Troy, and make their blood run down the Channels, and all for the love of my Dulcina! But thou alas regardest no● my Love, but art as deaf to my complaints, as the hardhearted Creditor is to his poor Debtor. O Dulcina! Dulcina! the fairest Wench that ever trod upon Shoe of Leather, regard my moan, and pity the sad pains that I endure for thy sake. O be as kind to me as Rosalinde was to St. Denys the French Champion, or the fair Jew to St. James the Champion of Spain.  
Then taking the verses out of his pocket, which he had made in the praise of his Dulcina, he repeated them with such a groan, as if she had been the only Goddess in the World worthy to be adored. The Farmer who stood all this while unseen to mark his discourse, hearing him talk of Giants and Champions and Streams of Blood, was struck into a marvellous amazement; but at last hearing him to repeat the Verses, he conceited with himself that he was infected with an itch of posy, which he judged to be far worse than the Plague▪ and therefore went and told Thomasi● that his Son was turned a Poet, but that he might as good almost see him hanged, for he would never be worth a Groat as long as he lived. Now by my Dun-Cow (said Thomasio) I prithee Neighbour tell me what these Boets be? in Vaith (saith the Farmer,) they are a strange kind of People, who if they get a shilling in their Pocket (for they seldom can reach above such a Sum) they never leave till they have spent ten Pence out of it: They are very dry Fellows, for they can never quench their thirst with drinking: And thoughby reason of their Poverty few English Women will have them, yet they say they are wedded to nine Outlandish wenches whom they call Muses. They talk of a great deal of land they have lies in a place called Pernassus-hill, but by my faith I believe it is but barren stuff, for never an Usurer will lend a farthing on mortgage on it, else sure it had been all forfeited long ago; Sometimes perhaps a Gentleman will lend a half Crown or Five Shillings upon it, but no sooner is that Money spent, but they will Mortgage it to another, which makes me Wonder how these Gentlemen are Cheated, because they show them Writings; But I'll warrant ye they ●ever get a Penny of a Lawyer, for they are too cunning to be Cheated with such Noninoes; and yet ne'er stir, sometimes they make such Plaguy Songs, that when they are Sung in our Market, they make the Maids to melt like the butter in their basket to hear them: but as sure as Eggs with too long Boiling will prove to be hard, they have but little or nothing for the making of them, for a new Suit on their Backs is as strange as to meet with Frosty weather at Midsummer; So that if you would never so fain be revenged on them, their Coats are so thin, they will not endure a brushing: nor is it to any purpose to Sue them at Law, for they are indebted Twenty Shillings more than they are worth at the Alehouse.  
By my Hallidame (said Thomasio) if I thought my Son Billy would prove such a Boet, I should heartily wish he had never been Born; but now I think on't, I have a trick in my head that I believe will Spoil his Rimeing, I will take him away from keeping of Sheep, and set him to Threshing, and Forcing him to work hard from Morning till Night, I warrant you he will have but little Mind of making of Verses. Indeed (said his Neighbour,) you have hit the Nail on the head, for I tell ye, this Poetry proceeds all from Idleness, for I that was brought up hard to work, did never make a Verse in all my Life; But I wonder why at first you would bestow so much learning on him, for though a little be not amiss, to read now, and then a Chapter to drive away the time, yet you will find, that if once they go any further, the more Bookish the more Blockish: for then go about to learn them how to hold Plough, and as good go about to empty our Horse-Pond with a spoon. Therefore I advise ye Neighbour to do as you say, and you will soon see that working hard will put him quite besides his Poetry.  
Accordingly the next morning Billy was set to Threshing, and so narrowly looked to for plying his Work, that he had no breathing time for his Lovesick Fancies, and quite took off the edge of his Stomach for Versefying: his whole care and study being now how to get himself rid of this thraldom, that he might go in pursuit of his Knightly adventures, and Fortune, that ever favours noble Erterprises, soon put a golden opportunity into his hand, for his Father was to go to London to pay his Rent, which with some other business that he had would detain him there the space of three days▪ Billy resolving to let no more time slip, now that Fortune was so favourable to him, acquaints his Squire Ricardo therewith, bidding him to provide his things ready, for Fame called aloud unto them to hasten, and injured Ladies and wronged Captives cried for help from his victorious arm; wherefore as soon as his Father was set out on his Journey they began to prepare for theirs; and going first into the stable, they singled out two of the ablest Plough-Horses, whom Sir Billy, now that they were preferred to be Horses of Service, changed their names from Brown and Bayard, by which they were before called, unto the more stately names of Belerophon and Pugnoto, choosing Belerophon to ride on himself, and bestowing Pugnoto upon his Squire.  
Their next care was for Armour for themselves, and that had the Queen of Chance provided ready for them to their hands, for Thomasio being Constable of the Parish, the Town Arms for the Trained Bands was laid up in his House, with which they armed themselves Cap-a-pe; but their chiefest care was in the choice of their Swords, not minding so much for the defence of themselves, as for weapons wherewith to offend their enemies: they therefore chose two Bilbo blades, hand broad, such as would cut off a Giant's head at one Blow; and now a new, thought came into Billy▪ s head, by what name to call his Sword, because 't was proper for a Knight Errants Sword to have a name; but after he had Scratched his head a little, it came into his Pate and so the Sword was icleped Rosero. Their Lances were two Pikes, cut in two by the middle; and for other weapons or accoutrements they rested contented, till such time their manhood could purchase them better. Ricardo was very importunate to carry a Wallet of Victuals along with them, but Sir Billy told him it was against the Law of Arms for Knights Errand to carry with them any Money or Victuals, they being to be provided for at every Castle they came unto.  
It was at that time of the year when these Champions set forth, that Ceres had Clothed the earth with a rich Suit of all Sorts grain, and that the full ears began to humble their flowery tops as in a graceful acknowledgement to thank the Husbandman for his painful Toil▪ Now that they might not be seen, they set forth in the night time, when by the next morning at such time as Aurora had opened her purple Doors, and gave notice of the approach of Titan, they were gotten from Home the space of Twelve Miles; not minding whether they went, but only so that they went forwards. It happened that in their way was a field of standing Whea● in which the owner had placed a great scarecrow upon a Pole to Frighten the ●irds from eating his Corn; this being placed of a good height, and being of as terrible a shape as they could make it, Billy imagined to be a Giant, and therefore with a loud voice thus spoke unto it; Thou Blanderon, Colebrand, Amarant, Ascapart, or what ever else thy name be, I Charge thee to come and humble thyself ●efore the worthy Knight Errand Sir Billy ●f Billerecay, or look for what my Conquering Arm shall do unto thee. But seeing ●he Scarecrow returned him no answer, ●e in a furious mood set Spurs to his Horse, and with his Lance bore the scarecrow to the ground, which in its ●all tumbling before his Horse, the Horse stumbling thereat, came over and over with Sir Billy. In the mean time ●he Farmer and his Son who owned this Corn chanced to come by, who seeing ●is Wheat thus Shamefully spoilt, far more than the Birds could have done ●urt, taking up the quarrel of his Scarecrow, he with a good Battoon laid upon ●he Ribs of Sir Billy, who was scarcely ●ble to stand being much bruised, with ●he fall of his Horse. But Ricardo seeing ●is Master thus roughtly handled, thought ●t was his Duty to take his part, and therefore with his piece of Pike, whic● he called a Lance, running with hi● Horse furiously at the Farmer, and missing of him, with the force which he use● pushed himself clear over his Horse● Head; The Farmer's Son seeing them ●hu● bend upon mischief, and (as he thought) more upon Spite to do them an injury, than any skill they had in doing it having a good lusty Ashen Towel i● his hand, he fell a Rib-roasting of Ricardo, who ●eeling the blows Smart, bellowed like a Town Bull; Sir Billy hearing this loud outcry of his Squire although, he were Sound paid off himself, yet called to Ricardo, and told him it was against the Law of Arms to as● his Enemy Mercy. What tell you me o● Arms (said Ricardo) when he hath so beaten me, that I believe I shall never be abl● again to lift my Arms up to my Head▪ The Farmer and his Son, upon these words, stayed their hands, demanding them the reason why they had without any cause given, so trampled upon an● spoilt their Corn? Tell me (said Si● Billy) what Giant was that I overcame and by what spells and Negromantic Charms you have caused me and my Squir● to undergo these blows we have felt? whic● ●f you refuse to do, I swear by the River ●f Styx, and by the Honour of all Knight Errants that ever were yet in the World, ● will make you such an example to posterity, ●hat Babes unborn, in recounting the miseries of unfortunate People, shall use your ●ames for a Memorial.  
The Farmer and his Son by his Discourse judged him to be Frantic, and ●herefore expecting no other Satisfaction for their Corn, but what they ●hall have by beating them, began afresh ●o Bastinado them, so that Ricardo cry●d out, Murder, Murder; But Sir Billy ●hinking it all to be done by Enchantment, took it very Patiently. At length ●he old man having more compassion ●han his Son, desisted from striking, ●nd Ricardo seeing a little breathing ●●ace, got away as fast as he could, ●eaving his Master to shift for himself, ●ho also getting up his Horse as well as is battered Body was able, and mutter●g terrible imprecatious against Negro●ancers and Enchanters, he road after ●icardo, whom he much blamed for de●rting him in such an Honourable encounter. I cannot tell (said Ricardo) ●●t I think in such Encounters there is ●ore Blows than Honour to be gotten, and therefore my Council is, that we r● turn home again, and leave this work 〈◊〉 kill Giants and Monsters, to those w●● have nothing else to do.  
These words so angered Sir Billy that in a great rage he said; O th● lump of Ignorance, canst thou imagi●● that Honour is to be gotten by lying 〈◊〉 Bed? No; That is a thing which is to 〈◊〉 attained by Difficulties and dangers. Did not thou see how I made the Gya●● to fall before my Victorious arm● What Giant (said Ricardo) I saw n●thing but only a Scarecrow, and wou●● to God it had stood there still although it had been the strongest Giant th● ever was made to Scare away Bird● This (said Sir Billy) cometh by thy Ignorance in Books of Chivalry, I tell th● that which thou tookest for a Scarecrow was the tall and terrible Giant Bland●ron; but these things are done by Negromancy, and the reason why we suffer these Blows in this first encounter, was b●cause I have not received the order 〈◊〉 Knighthood, for in all Books of Cheva●● whatsoever, we never do read that e●● any Giant did beat a Knight Erran● but that always the Knight did beat Giant: And therefore I am resolved, 〈◊〉 at the first Castle I come to, I will request to be made a Knight by the Lord thereof; which is a thing that ought not to be denied to those who have sworn themselves true Sons of Mars, and spend their Blood in relieving distressed Ladies, and those that are oppressed.  
Ricardo was very hard to be persuaded, (for it was then about the time when Mortals used to break their fasts, and his custom used to be rather to neglect his work than the satisfying of his Stomach,) had not the great hopes of his Master's being suddenly Knighted, and the entertainment he should have at the next Castle, diverted him; And to see that fortune is sometimes Favourable to Knights Errand, they had not rid long before they came to a sumptuous building, wherein lived an ancient Esquire, who kept a very bountiful House, and courteously entertained strangers that came to him. Thither rid Sir Billy and his Squire, and meeting one of the Servants in the Yard, asked him if the Lord of the Castle was within? The Servant stared upon them, seeing them so Ridiculously habited, and seeing Sir Billy have on some pieces of Armour, which he had never seen before, but only such as hung up in his Masters Hall. I tell you (said he) this is no Castle, nor is my Master any Lord, save only that he is Lord of the Manor. I perceive (said Sir Billy) that thou art ignorant of what belongeth to Knights Errand, and therefore go tell thy Master, that the most Heroic and invincible Knight, Sir Billy of Billerecay, would confer with him. Tell me then (quoth the Fellow) how long thou and the Springal that tendeth on thee, have been come out of Bedlam, and perhaps I may acquaint him with your being here, else may my Master be angry with me, for of all scents, he loveth not that which comes out of Bedlam. These words put Sir Billy in a great rage, drawing out his Morglay, and Brandishing it about his head, that he looked like the picture of St. George fight with the Dragon. The Fellow seeing him draw out his Killing Iron, knowing it to be dangerous meddling with edge Tools, told him he would presently acquaint his Master; But Sir (said he) my memory is bad, and therefore I must entreat you once more to tell me your name. I tell thee (said Billy,) It is the Victorious Knight Errand, Sir Billy of Billerecay. A kill name, and a kill look, (said the Fellow) I doubt my Master will be afraid, but yet for my own Safety I will adventure to tell him. So going into the House, he found him Discoursing with Gentlemen, to whom he said, Sir, there is without the Vincible Knight, Sir Billy of Billerecay, desires to confute with ye. The Gentleman laughing at his simplicity, looked out to see what great Don this same should be; But when they saw two such Antics▪ clad in patches of Armour like Mars his petty-toes, they could not contain, but were ready to burst with laughter at such a ridiculous sight; And therefore expecting to find rare sport in their conversation, they went all forth to give him Entertainment, whom Sir Billy accosted in this manner.  
SIR, I am one, who for the public good have taken upon me the Exercise of Arms, for to revive the Honour of Knight Errantry, which too long hath lain; neglected in the world, to the great prejudice of distressed Damosels, wronged Ladies, and Captived Knights; and now since the World hath been Pestered with Giants, Monsters, and Enchanters, there is none can be ignorant, and which I and my Squire felt to our Cost but very lately; for Encountering with a terrible Giant, notwithstanding I gave him a total overthrow, yet were we set upon by two wicked Negromancers, who by their cursed Magic Art gave us many terrible Blows, which we were not able to withstand, and as I conceive the Reason is, for that as yet I have not received the Order of Knighthood, my request therefore is, that since I have devoted myself to the public good▪ I may be kindly entertained in this Castle, and that the Lord thereof will du● me Knight, according to the Ru●es of that Heroic Order of Knights Errand.  
The good Old Squire hearing Sir Billy's oration, could not choose but smile, and being one of a pleasant Disposition, he resolved to Sooth him up in his Fancy, thereby to make himself and the Gentlemen his Friends the better sport, therefore fixing his eyes on Sir Billy, with a grave Countenance thus spoke to him.  
How highly your noble resolution is to be commended, I want words for to express sure you imitate the Arts of the valiant Hercules, whose Labours were for the suppressing of Tyrants, and righting such persons as were wronged. Know then, Sir you are very welcome to our Castle, an● for the Order of Knighthood, we shall take such a course, that you shall not go without it, lest the World should be destitute of those many Successes which are destined to your Victorious Arm.  
These words were very pleasing to Sir Billy, but much more to Ricardo, who now was in good hopes of recruiting his wambling Belly, which wanted the usual mess of Porrege that he used to have for his Breakfast before he went to plough; therefore alighting off their Horses, and committing them to the care of one of the Servants, they walked in with the Gentlemen, and were by the Master of the House kindly entertained. But it would have made a Horse break his Bridle with laughter, to see how the young Knight Errand and his Squire were put to their shifts in getting off their Armour, which after some difficulty they accomplished, and were as soon Complemented by the Gentlemen there present, Sir Billy returned them the like Civilities, but with as many absurdities, as a Citizen at Court, or as a Clown at a Dancing-School.  
After some little discourse, the Gentleman of the House invited Billy and his Squire to take a repast of Victuals provided for them, which was Courteously accepted by Sir Billy, but especially by Ricardo, whose barking Stomach cried aloud for a supply. The Gentlemen there present desired excuse to sit down with them, but with great Admiration beheld how the Knight and his Squire laid about them in this Teeth-Encounter; more Valiant, and far more Fortunate therein, than in the Encounter with the terrible Scarecrow.  
After they had sufficiently refreshed themselves, Sir Billy's Teeth now lying Idle, his Tongue having free liberty to speak, he began his Speech in this wise.  
There is no undertake whatsoever so Honourable and necessary to mankind at this of Knight Errantry; were it not for them, how would Giants and Monsters o'ercome each Country, destroying all with Rapine and Violence; It is the Knights-Errant unconquered Arms that delivereth distressed Knights and Ladies from their Imprisonment in Enchanted Castles; who overcomes Magicians and Negromancers, putting an end to their Devilish Enchantments, but only the undaunted Prowess of Knights-Errant. Did you ever hear o● any Dragons, Griffins, or Sagitaries slain and destroyed, but by the invincible Valour and Matchless Magnanimity of Knights Errand? In brief, they are the Avengers of Injuries, the Righters of Wrongs, the Supporters of the distressed, the Defenders of the Peaceable, and quellers of the riotous. The want of these Heroic Persons in this last Age, hath been the cause of so many Villainies that have been committed, none more able nor more willing to suppress outrages, than Knights-Errant; To this Honourable Function have I therefore devoted myself, beseeching you most Mighty Monarch of this Famous Castle, for the Consummation of my intended purposes, to bestow on me the Honour of Knighthood, whereby I may be enabled to perform such feats of Arms, that Babes unborn may read with Wonder the Valiant Acts performed by me.  
The Courteous Old Gentleman hearing his Extravagancies, and willing to make some pastime with his folly, as also that his Friends might have some Jovial Divertisement, he freely granted him his request in these Words.  
Most noble Youth, in whom appears the early sparks of Martial Resolutions, who would seek to quench the Flames of Magnanimity which I see already enkindled in your Breast; that were to deprive posterity of ●he knowledge of your renowned Actions: therefore know your request is granted, you performing those Services which Knights-Errant are bound to do; Namely, this Night to watch your Arms, and manfully defend them against any one that should seek to oppose ye, thereby showing yourself worthy of the Honour to conferred on ye, and the next day we shall Dub ye Knight accordingly.  
Sir Billy thanked him very heartily, ●ndertaking the Charge, and performing it most Valiantly, as you shall hear in the next Chapter.   

CHAP. 3. Sir Billy watcheth his Armour; and is made Knight by the Lord of the Castle: his ill success in running at the Quinten: with other things which happened.  
NOw had the Curl-pated Waggoner of Heaven finished his Diurnal course, and driven his panting Steeds down to the Western Hill, and Night's black Wings had Masked up the light in gloomy Darkness, when the renowned Champion Sir Billy of Billerecay having refreshed his Spirits with the sprightly Liquor of the spreading Vine, undertook according to those Precedents he had read in Books of Chivalry, to watch his Arms for that Night: accordingly they were seated in a very convenient place, where if any opposition should be offered unto him, he might have full liberty to bestir himself; the Gentleman wishing him to be very watchful, because the place he said was troubled with Devils and infernal Spirits; which yet notwithstanding nothing daunted Sir Billy's Courage, so much was his Heart fraught with invincible Valour, that he dreaded no Danger whatsoever.  
Whilst Billy was thus fixed in watching his Armour; to try his Manhood, the Master of the House, with the other Gentlemen, persuaded a Groom, a lusty Stout Fellow, to Encounter with him, promising, if he overcame him, a good reward for his Pains. The Fellow, willing to show the Gentlemen some sport, undertakes the same; but thinking it more pleasant to overcome without blows, he intends to do it by Stratagem; and to this purpose, there being a Bear's skin in th● House, he clothed himself therewith and putting a Vizard on his Face, and carrying on his shoulder a lighted Candle in the Rind of a Pompion, cut out with the resemblance of Nose, Eyes, and Mouth, it looked most dreadfully, but least those should not take the wished Effect, he carried in his hand a good Ashen Towel to defend himself. Being thus Accoutred, in the dead of the Night, when darkness had clothed our Hemisphere, save only a faint light which Cynthia gave through the dusky Clouds, he approaches to the place where Sir Billy stood with his drawn Sword to Encounter any that should oppose him. At the first sight thereof he was in some little Fear, as having never read in all his Books of Errantry, of such a fearful Apparition; but his Earnest desire of being Dubbed a Knight, made him slight all danger; so that with his great two handed Sword, he struck at the Groom with all his might; but Fortune herein was Favourable to him, for the blow lighting on the Pompion Lantern, broke it all in pieces, and i● an instant extinguished the Light, which made Billy verily believe he had cut the Devil's head off: Encouraged wherewith he so redoubled his blows, that the Fellow thought he would send him to the Devil indeed, imagining the cracking of the Pompion had been the cracking of his Bones; wherefore giving him a fair pair of heels, he hasted from his Clutches as hard as he could drive.  
This Victory thus obtained, Sir Billy imagined himself no less than a Second Hercules, resolving to undergo whatsoever attempt should happen unto him; In the mean time the Gentlemen with all the Rhetoric they could use, were persuading the Groom to make a Second on set on Billy, but fear standing at the Gates of h●● Eyes, put back all persuasions which they could use; whereupon, willing to have the Frolic continued, one of the Gentlemen undertook the Adventure; and putting on a Buff Coat, a Helmet on his head, and taking a Sword in his right Hand, and a lighted Torch in the other, he marched directly to Sir Billy, who very watchfully attended his coming: And now Calliope, thou sacred Sister of the Muses, assist my Pen in describing this Jest, Earnest Combat.  
Assist my trembling and unable Quill,  
O all ye ●owers that haunt Parnassus Hill.  
This young Gentleman, whom for Distinction sake we will call Orlando, seemed with great fury to make a pass at Sir Billy, who seeing his bright Sword coming directly towards him, went backwards, but not as the Ram to return with the greater fury, but with the same mind as Cowards, who run away from the Battle, only to be killed further from their fellows. Thus retreated he back until at last his back touched a Brick Wall, when all on a sudden remembering the Goddess he had devoted himself unto, it put fresh Vigour into his Veins, and crying out, O Beauteous Dulcin● assist thy Servant, he laid about him with as much Courage as Alcides when he encountered with the Nemaean Lion, so that the Gentleman, to defend himself, was forced to use his utmost skill, but his Torch being longer than Sir Billy's Sword, he crossed the Fire thwart his Face, which put Sir Billy again to the retreat; but it would have made one to split with laughter, to see how the Gentleman coming up to Sir Billy, and having given him three or Four slaps with the flat of his Sword, he would fly back again as it were for fear, whom Sir Billy then would eagerly pursue; Thus did they make good their ground for several times, when at last Mr. Orlando wearied as well as satisfied with the divertisement, ran quite away from Sir Billy, whom the Conqueror would not pursue, it being his duty then only to watch his Arms.  
Next Morning no sooner did Auro●a begin to display her Golden locks, and the Sun to gild the Horizon with his Radiance, but the Gentleman, accompanied with the Master of the House, went all together to visit Sir Billy, and to Congratulate with him for his great manhood in defending his Arms. Arms (said Sir Billy) I think I have been Encountered this Night with the Fellest of the infernal Region; but had they had the strength of Ascapart who could bear a Knight at Arms and his Horse under his Arm; or the skill of Proteus who could Transform himself into what Shape he pleased; or the cunning of Ulysses who could free himself from the Charms of the Enchanting Sirens, yet should I have repelled them all by the help of this my Sword Rosero. Then recounted he to them the dangerous fight he had with the burning Be●r, whose Head he broke all in pieces; as also his Encounter with the Knight of the flaming Torch; all which he expressed very highly to his own prowess, yet imputing it in a great part to the Succour he received from the beautiful Dulcina, the Empress of his affections, and to whom all Ladies in the World for beauty ought to become her Tributaries.  
They all very much applauded his manhood, and the great happiness of the Lady who had such an undaunted Champion to her Servant. And now it was concluded by all hands he was worthy to receive the Honour of Knighthood, which was immediately conferred on him by the Lord of the Castle, (for so did Sir Billy account it to be) in this manner.  
Sir Billy being Armed from Top to Toe so well as those uncouth pieces could be patched up, attended on by his Squire Ricardo, was brought before the Master of the House, who was placed in the Hall, being mounted on a Chair of three ascents high: Sir Billy coming before him was commanded to Kneel, which being done, the Old Gentleman struck him such a blow on the Neck with his Sword, as Sir Billy had cause to remember his Knighting, and then said to him, Arise thou Victorious Knight at Arms, the Killer of Giants, and queller of Monsters, the most Renowned Sir Billy of Billerecay; Ricardo seeing such Honour as he thought done to his Master, began to applaud his Fortune that ever he became Squire to so brave a Knight; and his belly being recruited with better Victuals than ever his teeth were acquainted withal before, he thought himself not inferior to the King of Spain, and accordingly demeaned himself, which humour of his the Servants of the House so well followed, that he became no less conceited than his Master, who now being made Knight, was Company only for those of the better So●t.  
Now to complete their mirth, it so happened that at the same time there came two or three Friends to visit this Gentleman, who seeing Sir Billy strutting it in Armour, much wondered what the Antic meant, to be so clad in a time of general Peace; but being informed by the aged Gentleman of his Extravagant Humours, they were highly taken with the conceit, and resolved to soothe him up in his Ridiculous Fancies, whereupon one of them accosted him in this manner.  
▪ Most Magnanimous Knight, whose Heroic Actions will hereafter be sounded forth by Fame's Silver Trumpet; we hearing of your resolution to revive again the Honour of Chivalry, which too long hath lain neglected in these times of Ease and Idleness, came to congratulate this your Noble intention, which will hereafter Eternize your Name with Fame so far as Phoebus shall dart forth his Golden Rays; How happy therefore will that Poet be, whose lucky fate shall guide him to record your never dying Facts, and thrice happy will that noble Lady be, on whom you shall please to cast your Affection, having such a Champion to Vindicate her Honour, the Sound of whose Name carries Victory before him.  
Sir Billy stood gaping with his Mouth wide open, greedily to suck in those praises which were bestowed upon him; Ricardo as greedy of Fame as his Master, asked the Gentleman, if that Poet, Historian, or writer, who recorded his Master's Acts, did not also set forth the Deeds of Squires Errand? Billy laughing at his Squire's simplicity, told him, that was a needless question, since the Knights and the Squires actions were as inseparable as a Fish and Water, without the one the other Dies; Only the Knight was to be praised for his valiant Acts, and the Squire for Obedience to his Commands. But where then (said Ricardo) is the reward of his Service? For that, said Billy, after the Knight hath finished his Conquest, he commonly makes him the Captain of some Castle, or Governor of an Island, according as he finds his abilities answerable thereto. Never question my abilities (said Ricardo) in any such things, for he that knows how to govern himself, knows how to govern a Family, and he that can govern a Family, need not fear but he can govern an Island.  
This discourse betwixt Sir Billy and his Squire made the Gentlemen to laugh heartily; who now consulted together upon what attempt to put this new made Knight, at last they agreed to set up a Quinten, which is a cross bar turning upon a pole, having a broad board at the one end, and a bag full of Sand hanging at the other; Now he that ran at it with his Lance, if he hit not the board was laughed to Scorn, and if he hit it full and rid not the faster, would have such a blow with the sand Bag on his Back, as would sometimes beat them off their Horses.  
But this Exercise disliked Sir Billy, because as he said, it was not comprised in the Rules of Knight Errantry, which was to succour distressed Ladies, to kill Giants and Monsters, to raze down enchanted Castles, and destroy Negromancers, 〈◊〉 punish Tyrants, and to succour the W●●▪ dows and Fatherless; and therefore he refused to make one in any thing but what pertained to Knight Errantry; yet with much entreaty he permitted his Squire Ricardo to try his Fortune therein; whils● he, with the Gentleman of the House, and some Ladies there present, being mounted on a seat made for that pupose, did there sit to behold it.  
The Gentleman which encountered Sir Billy was the first that ran at the Quinten, who performed the same with great agility, riding with such swift speed as if his Horse scorned to touch the Ground, whereby he came off with great applause. The next that ran was a Servant of the House, Steward to the Gentleman, who hitting the board too full, e'er he could pass away, had such a blow with the sand-bag as almost felled him off his Horse▪ Next Ricardo was persuaded to take his turn, whose Horse being thought not swift enough for such an Enterprise, the Gentleman lent him one of his best Geldings, on which being mounted in a great Saddle, he began his race, which was so swift, that Ricardo fearing falling, Kerbed him with the Bit, whereat the Horse fell to Curvetting and Rising with his fore Feet; whereupon Ricardo threw away his Lance, and held with both his hands on the Pummel of the Saddle; The Horse being thus freed from his Reins, ran with Ricardo on his back all about the Ground, where multitudes of people were assembled to behold the Sport, which caused such a laughter amongst them, with loud Clamours and Noise, as Cannons make when they disgorge their Fiery Vomits, or that of Nilus precipitated Cataracts, which Deafens all the people that dwell thereabout.  
Sir Billy was exceeding wroth at this disgrace of●his Squire, threatening Revenge on all those who rejoiced at his Misfortune; but the Gentlemen pacified him all they could, telling him it was only the Fortune of War, and though Knights Errand were of themselves invincible, yet their Squires were not always so. That therefore it would be convenient for him to try the adventure himself to recover the disgrace of his Squire; for though succouring distressed Ladies and Killing of Giants were the main properties belonging to Knights Errand, yet that they accustomed themselves also to Justs and Tournaments, which were near of kin unto the Quinten. That he need not doubt but by the might of his invincible Arm● and the assistance of the Lady of his Affe●ctions, but he should be victorious i● whatsoever he went about. These an● the like words so Encouraged Sir Billy that he swore by the honour of his Knighthood, he would encounter with the Quinten although it were the Devil himself.  
The Gentlemen having now wha● they desired, soothed him up, until he wa● mounted on his Bellerophon, for he would ride no other, professing that Bucephalu● the Horse of King Alexander was no● comparable unto him; so taking hi● Lance in his hand, he rid with all hi● might at the Quinten, and hitting th● Board a full blow, brought the Sand-Ba● about with such Force, as made him mea●s; ure his length on the Ground. This dis●grace of the Master, caused a loude● laughter than that of the Servant, but i● Sir Billy it wrought such shame and Con●fusion, as had almost banished in him a● further thoughts of Knight Errantry wherefore the Gentlemen, to keep up th● humour, told him, that this was done b● the envy of the wicked Necromancer Soto; who was an utter Enemy to a●● Knights Errand. And might it not 〈◊〉 ●said Sir Billy) for want of invocating ●he help of the Lady of my Affections, the Beautiful Dulcina? O yes (quoth Orlando) ●hat hath often happened to several other Knights before ye; St. George the valiant Champion of England, for want of invocating the assistance of his Lady Sabra, induced a Seven years' Imprisonment in a Dungeon in Persia; the Renowned Monte●ion Knight of the Oracle, never entered ●nto any Combat, but he implored the help ●f his Lady Philotheta, which made him ●rosper in all his undertake. Paladine ●f England used always to crave the Assistance of his Lady Nonparelia, and the Honour of Chivalry, Don Beliavis of Greece, in all his Combats evermore called ●ut upon the Princess Florisbella Daughter 〈◊〉 the Sultan of Babylon. Let me therefore advise ye, as one Born to Acts of Che●alry, to have always in your remembrance ●he Laws of Knight Errantry, that neither magicians, Giants, Negromancers, nor Monsters, may hereafter ever have any advantage over ye.  
Sir Billy upon this, imputing all his 〈◊〉 luck to the want of a due observation 〈◊〉 the Customs used by former Knights ●rrant, resolved to be more careful there●●; and thinking this Council of Orlando to proceed from the Sage Frison, Famous Enchanter which he had read in his Books of Knighthood) he returns▪ ed him many thanks, vowing hencefo●●▪ ward to have his Lady Dulcina always his Thoughts, she being the Mirror Beauty, Map of Modesty, and non-parallel of all perfections of her time.  
And now being in this resolution, an● having accomplished his Business in ref●●rence to his receiving the Order of Knighthood, he resolved to depart from then● to seek out adventures, to the great gri● of his Squire Ricardo, who notwithstan●●ing his disgrace in running at the Qu●●ten, was loath to depart, having his Be●● stuffed every day with store of meat, 〈◊〉 Bottles of Wine, things unknown in 〈◊〉 Father's House, and knew not well wh●● they should come to such another Cas● to be so well entertained; He therefore conjured by the Honour of his Knighthood, and as he desired hereafter to Conquer Islands, and Enchanted Castles, not 〈◊〉 depart so hastily, but to remain there ●●●til they had participated further of 〈◊〉 Lord of the Castle's bounty.  
Sir Billy, whose mind ran upon Hon●● more than upon his belly, to check 〈◊〉 Squires Gluttonous Appetite, began ●ead to him this Lecture of Sobriety.  
How happy was the Golden Age, when ●en fed only on Acorns and Nuts, and ●hose Drink was Water from the Crystal spring; when those two wrangling Words ●f Meum and Tuum were not known in the World, but men's hearts and Houses were ●pen, and every one's Dwelling was a general rendezvous; when instead of Cups and Dishes, they Drank out of the Palms of ●heir Hands, having not need of Coin nor Golden Oar, for all things werein common ●o them. Then could not the Weight of 〈◊〉 Fee Poise Justice to which side she pleased, and men's Love was pure downright, not having learned the Hypocrisy of Compliments. The Hobnailed Swain whistled ●ot then to his Teem, for the Teeming Ground gave all things freely without Till●age, and, Roses and Flowers produced themselves without the help of Gardeners. The Bees were not confined to Hives, but freely left their Honey in the clefts of the Rocks and Hollow Trees, carrying no sting but Honey in their Tails. The Name of Lawyer was not known unto them, and their thoughts were as chaste as the Vestal Nuns. The Sheep and Lambs fed securely, nor did the Steer or Ox dread the slaughtering Butcher. The Silk Worm did not then work to clothe Gallants with Pride, and i●▪ stead of Down-Beds their lodging was on 〈◊〉 cold Ground, they needed nor Physicians because they knew not what sickness mean● and want of excess kept them free fro● Diseases. Those were rightly termed th● Golden Days, not that Gold was then s● plentiful, but because men had no need of it● The Covetousness of which is the cause of 〈◊〉 the mischiefs in the World; Thefts, Rapines, Murders, False-swearing, Lying and Deceit, all proceed from the desire o● Gold, as doth Sicknesses and all manner of Diseases from Gluttony and Excess▪ Rouse up thyself therefore Friend Ri▪ cardo, and give not thy Mind to eat▪ing and Idleness, for Fame calls u● aloud from the Bed of Sluggishness, an● the way to Honour is by Hazardous A●▪ tempts.  
Ricardo regarded not much his Ma▪ sters discourse, as one whom▪ no arguments could convince against ease and eating, but that it was the most delight▪ some Life that Mortals in this World ca● attain unto; But Sir Billy, whose mind ran more upon fight than feeding▪ would by no means condescended t● stay any longer, wherefore taking hi● leave of the Lord of the Castle (as h● termed it) as also of the other Gentlemen, who were very well pleased with the divertisements he made them, he and his Squire having buckled on their Armour, and mounted their Steeds, betook themselves unto their Journey.   

CHAP. 4. Sir Billy being dubbed Knight, Marcheth forth to seek, Adventurers: His encounter with Poppet-Gyants: His Imprisonment in a wooden Enchanted Castle; and Entertainment by the Sage Freston.  
WHilst Sir Billy and his Squire were thus Acting the Pageant Knight, Old Thomasio who was returned from ●aying his Landlord his Rent, being ●n form of the Departure of his Son, ●nd (what was most dear to him) two ●f his best Horses, he broke forth into ●uch a sad Lamentation, as would have grieved a Heart of Flint to hear it, Curing the time that ever he put his Son to school, but more, that ever he bought ●im any Books of Knight Errantry. Saying, They were all composed of mere witch▪ craft, and therefore not fit to be suffere● in a well governed Commonwealth. An● now seeing he could not come at his Son▪ he resolved to be revenged on his Books▪ but being ignorant in all sorts of Learn▪ing, he associated to him Sir John th● Curate of the Parish to peruse them, an● whom he condemned for faulty to be cas● into the fire.  
Billy had locked up all his Library i● a very large Chest, of which he carried the Key always about him, and therefore Old Thomasio caused it to be broke open▪ The first Book they laid hands on, wa● Sir Bevis of Southampton; This (said the Curate) is the Father of our English Ro▪ mancers, made upon a Knight who lived i● the time of King William the Conqueror▪ but hath in it an Ell of lying to an Inch o● Truth. And by my faith (said Thomasio, a Liar they say is as bad as a Thief, an● therefore into the Fire he shall go, although he were a killer of Giants and Dragons▪ The next that came to hand was th● First and Second part of Amadis de Gaul in English: The Original of this (said th● Curate) is French, of which there is abo●● thirty Parts, but we in English have 〈◊〉 Six of them. And by Plough Share (sa●● Thom●sio) that is too much by above five of them, and therefore he shall accompany his fellow Sir Bevis in the fire. Next (said the Curate) here is Palmerin D'oliva in three Parts, Primaleon of Greece i● three Parts, Palmerin of England in three Parts, and Palmendas in one, all these are one continued History of an Emperor of Constantinople, called Palmerin D▪ ovila, his Son Primaleon, and Grandson Palmerin of England, and others. By my faith said Thomasio) these Palmerins and Amadisses were notable Cutting and Slashing Blades, which made a great disturbance in the World, but we shall reconcile them all in one fire together, notwithstanding they were such big Fellows in their time.  
The next (said the Curate) is Don B●lianis of Greece, one who could cut two or three Giants in two by the middle at a stroke. Were he Achilles of Greece (said Thomasio) he should go to the Fire, and ●f I had the Author of his History he ●hould likewise accompany him for his abominable lying. The next (said the Curate) ●s Paladine of England, one also of French extraction, but more modest in his expressi●ns than Don Bellianis: His Modesty said Thomasio) shall not excuse him, but he ●all to the fire, were he as big a Frenchman as Charlemagne. But what, Sir John, 〈◊〉 that Book which hath a Curtain draws ove● the Letters in the beginning of it? Thi● (said the Curate) is worthy to be pray▪ served, it being the History of Argalus an● Parthenia, written by the Divine 〈◊〉 Mr. Francis Quarles. Why (said Thomasio ● was not that Argalus a Knight-Errant O no (quoth the Curate) but one who w●● premised for the pattern of Virtue, and ex▪ ample of true Love and Magnanimity.  
These words gave the noble Argalus▪ reprieve from the Fire, but the next the● laid hands on felt a worse Fate, whic● was the Mirror of Knighthood in Nin● Parts, for which Thomasio would he●● no excuse, but said, that the fire wou●● purge it from all its lys, wherewith th● and other Books of Knight Errantry 〈◊〉 abound; whereupon it was cast into 〈◊〉 Fire; as also, the Four Sons of Amo●● Arthur of great Britain, Arthur of lit●●● Britain, Valentine and Orson, Parism●● and Parismenus, Montelian Knight of 〈◊〉 Oracle, Ornatus and Artesia, the Se●● Champions of Christendom, Guy of W●●●wick, Cleoctreon and Cloryana, Chin●●● England, Galen of France, 〈◊〉 Prince of Greece, Tom a Lincoln the 〈◊〉 Rose Knight, Huon of Bordeaux, 〈◊〉 the Maiden Knight, and all other Books of that Nature, of which he would spare none; and indeed he had none of the more refined Sort, such as the Countess of Pembrook's Arcadia, Bentevolio and Urania, The Illustrious Bassa, Grand Cyrus, Astreo, Palexander, Eremena, the banished Virgin, Coralbo, Ariana, Clelia, Cassandra, Cleopatra, Pharamont, Iphigenis, Grand Scipio, and some others; These I conceive either were not written in his time, or too dear for him to purchase. Some Books of Poetry he had likewise amongst them; but all Thomasio's spite being against Knight Errantry, he let the Books of Poetry escape the Fire, yet judged them not good for any thing, unless to be put under Mutton Pasties or Applepies.  
In the mean time while these things were acting, Sir Billy was pursuing his Knightly Adventures, little thinking what a fiery trial his Knights Errand were put to at home. And long he thought the time until he might meet with some Adventure which might Crown his undertake, being fully persuaded that now he was made Knight, no power whatsoever could withstand the force of his Victorious Arm. In the mean time his Squire was devoutly praying to meet with such another Castle wherein to recruit his wambling belly, which was every five or six hours incessantly craving for a supply. Having thus rid about three or Four Miles, they came to a Market-Town, where at that time was kept a Fair, in the middle whereof was a stately Inn, in which was a Poppet-Show to be seen, to which purpose they had hanged out a painted Cloth, whereon was this written, Within this place is to be seen, the Fight betwixt little David and Goliath the Giant of Gath, as also of other Giants killed by David's Servants.  
Billy having read the Writing, and finding that Giants were within, he resolved to encounter with them; 〈◊〉 alighting from his Horse, he gave him to Ricardo to walk, whilst he went to kil● the Giants, and following the multitude he came to a door where a Woman sat t● take Money of them who would see th● Show; Billy knowing that Knights Errant rant were privileged to pass any whe●● without Money, refused to pay, where upon he was stopped from going in, at which incensed he drew his Sword, threatening Death to any who should oppose him; and so without any further opposition, ran into the Chamber where the Giants were placed upon a Table ready to be shown: Sir Billy no sooner saw them, but quick as lightning he fell upon them with his trusty Sword Rosero, making such havoc amongst them, that the Master of the Show, like a man distracted, ran out crying, help, help; Murder, Murder; for his Giants were killed before the fight begun.  
This hideous outcry presently raised a confused rabble, who running in fell upon Billy, belabouring him as he had done the Poppets, who yet so valiantly behaved himself, that twice or thrice he put them to the retreat, when at last came the Constable attended with six or eight rusty Billmen, who commanded him in the King's Name to keep the Peace. Thou wicked Necromancer (said Sir Billy) I defy thee, and all the Giants in the World: And with that fell upon the Constable with might and main, dealing such blows as Hector when he hewed down the Greeks. But alas what can single valour do against a multitude, Hercules himself may be overmacht by number, One of the watchmen coming behind him, Cowardly knocked him down with his Halberd, and now there lay sprawling on the Ground our young Bevis, our Amadis, Palmendos, or what you will please to call him. In the mean time the people abroad had seized on Ricardo, demanding of him what madman that was he came withal, and for what reason they went so clad in Armour? That Magnanimous Hero (said Ricardo) which you saw, is the Victorious Knight at Arms, Sir Billy of Billerecay, and I his Squire Don Ricardo, Born to be the Governor of an Island when my Master can conquer i●; the reason why we go in Armour is, because it is the Custom of Knight Errants, and Squire Errants, so to do. These words made the people to think they were a couple of madmen, and therefore securing their Horses, they put both the Knight and his Squire in the Cage.  
Billy enclosed in this wooden Tenement, began to rage exceedingly: Vile Miscreants (said he) the off▪ spring of Vipers and Poisonous Toads, Enemies to Magnanimity, and Foes to true Chivalry; think not although by your damned spells you have Captivated my Body, yet I question not but by the help of the Sage Freston I shall be delivered from your Enchantments; Then will I work my revenge upon you, laying the lofty Battlements of your buildings which seem to vie with the Pyramids of Egypt, equal with the dust, like to that glorious Phrygian City of King Priamus, now overspread with stinking weeds, and loathsome Puddles; your Wives and Children I will send into banishment, and bring you into such intolerable Thraldom, that the Torments of Sisyphus, Tantalus, nor Oedipus, shall be comparable to those I will inflict upon you.  
These his raging words made the Boys to hoot at him, whilst Ricardo sat sighing to see his hopes of an Island come to a Cage, which yet his Master would needs persuade him was done by Enchantment: Have you not read (said he) how the seven Champions of Christendom having killed the Giants which belonged to Leoger the Knight of the black Castle, yet by a Magician they were cast upon a Bed, from whence they could not stir until they were delivered by St. George's three Sons. But said Ricardo, I cannot Imagine that he was a Magician that put us into this Cage, but such another man of Office as we have at Billerecay, which they call a Constable, because he had in his hand a ●ainted Staff, which showed him to be a Man i● Authority. That (said Billy) proceeds from your Ignorance, not knowing that a Magician can transform himself into what shape he pleases; does not the Devil sometimes take upon him the likeness of a Bro●●er, sometimes of a Horse▪ Courser, sometimes of a Bum-Bayliff, under which Shapes ●e acts so many Roguries, for no Man of himself can do such wickednesses, but only the Devil that assumes their Shapes.  
Whilst the Knight and his Squire were thus discoursing, the Constable came to fetch them before a Justice, at which news Ricardo wept bitterly; but Billy was so firm in his determination that you might as soon have removed the Earth from its Centre, or stopped the Sun in his diurnal Course, as to have caused him to alter his mind, or think that those Books of Knight Errantry, were not undoubted verity, and as true as the voice of Jove itself. The Justice, though grave and solid in his office, yet was one who much delighted in mirth and harmless Sport, who being informed of all what had passed, much admired at the ones boundless extravagancy, and the others harmless simplicity. The Master of the Show made a grievous complaint against him of the wrong he had sustained; Never (said he) after a Battle did you behold the dismembered Limbs of slaughtered Carcases lie so Scattered about as in this Skirmish; here lay an Arm, there a Leg, especially my Giant Goliath was so bemangled, that his ruinated Carcase was not fit for a Scarecrow. At that word Scarecrow, Ricardo stepping forth said, My Master never has so ill Fortune as when he encounters with Scarecrow Giants▪ And thereupon told the Justice of the blows they had received by encountering with the Scare Crow Giant, as is related in the Second Chapter.  
The Justice was so highly pleased with this discourse, that he resolved with himself to further the humour; and so giving the Master of the Show ten pound for damage, he discharged the Constable of him, and invited the Knight and his Squ●re home to his House, where he feasted them Royally, which made Ricardo begin afresh to have a good opinion of Knight Errantry, for feeding was more agreeable to his Nature by far than Fight. And now Sir Billy began a little to be more reconciled to reason, and to discourse without raging, whereupon the Justice desired him to honour him so much as to give him an account of his forepast Life, that by that means posterity might be informed of his Heroic Acts, and by reading his Life leave an Example for posterity to imitate.  
Sir (said Billy) Courtesy is one of the virtues inherent to Knight Errantry, and I having received so many Favours from you for myself and my Squire, cannot in gratitude do less, than to give you an impartial account of what you desire, which yet howsoever is but only the beginning of what I intent shall be performed by my Victorious Arm.  
Know then (said he) most worthy Governor of this Famous City, that the place which will be for ever Honoured by my Birth, is the Town of Billerecay in the County of Essex; my Parents happy in producing a Son of such Magnanimity as the Gods have endued me with, to be the preserver of Innocence, and avenger of wrongs. In my blooming youth it was my Fortune as other Knights Errand have been, to be Captivated by the beautiful looks of the fair Dulcina, the Mine, the Magazine, the Commonwealth of Beauty; one upon whom Nature and curious Art have done their best to sum that rare perfection which transcends the power of belief. For the Love of this peerless Paragon, this Phoenix of perfection, have I took upon me this order of Knight Errantry, not doubting but by my Victorious Arm, to make her Name as Famous as was that of Cloryana the beloved Mistress of the renowned Knight Cleocreton Prince of Hungary.  
The Justice commended him highly for his resolution: But (said he) most valiant Knight, I wonder that in all this time you do not acquaint the divine Lady of your Affections with your proceedings, who no doubt must needs think long to hear of your Achievements; Besides, it was always the Custom of Knights Errand to employ their Squires on such Embassies, therefore you having such a peerless Nonparelia to your Lady, cannot in Civility to her omit such a thing.  
Now by the Honour of my Knighthood (said Sir Billy,) next Morning no sooner shall Phoebus' gild the Mountain tops with his refulgent beams, but I shall send my Squire Ricardo with a Letter to that Queen of Love the beauteous Dulcina. And thereupon borrowing Pen Ink and paper of the Justice, because Knights Errand never carry any thing about them, but only Mouths to Eat, and Swords to fight, he writ to her in these Words.  
Sir Billy's Letter to Dulcina.  
MOST Beauteous Dulcina, the joy of my Heart, and Goddess of my Affections; by whose influence my Arm becomes irresistible, so that Giants fall down at the first stroke of my Valour. I make no question but the Fame of my deeds will arrive to your knowledge before this my Letter, by which thou mayst understand how victoriously I proceed. And all by the power of your incomparable Beauty, which I have and will maintain to be unmatchable. As for the Particulars of my Adventures, I leave them to be related by my trusty Squire Ricardo: as also how for thy sake I suffered Imprisonment by a wicked Necromancer, with an Enchanted staff, and how I was delivered from his damned Spells by the help of the Sage Freston, in whose Castle I now remain till I receive an answer from thee, which I shall expect with all Impatience: till then farewell, thou Elixir of all Beauty, the first and best original of all fair Copies, thine ever constant Knight.  
Sir Billy of Billerecay.  
Having finished his Letter, he showed it to the Justice, whom with Sir Billy we must now call the Sage Freston; who applauded it exceedingly, as the highest piece of ingenuity that Art ever contrived; telling him, that that Lady's heart must be more obdurate than Marble whom such language could not mollify. Billy was mightily pleased with his expressions, and calling his Squire Ricardo unto him, he thus expressed himself.  
My trusty Squire, I must now employ thee upon a weighty affair, which I am the more willing to do, knowing thy abilities answerable to thy good intentions, hereupon I have deputed thee my Ambassador, Nuncio, or Messenger, to deliver this Letter into the hands of that abstract of true Beauty, whose radiant look strikes every gazing eye stark blind, and keeps the amazed beholder under the stupid tyranny of Love and wonder; I mean the beautiful Dulcina, the Mistress of my Affections, and Sole Commandress of my undertake; and see thou do it in a garb and posture worthy the Servant of so illustrious a Knight, that afterwards it may be Inroled by him that shall Write my History with Commendations to thy Eternal Fame.  
Ricardo was much surprised at his Master's superabundant Rhetoric; but loath to lose a place of so good entertainment, where instead of fight was full feeding, and no gashing nor slashing but only of Loins of Beef, Shoulders of Mutton, and good fat Capons, all which suited extraordinary well with his Stomach; But what most of all troubled him, was, that he was to go he knew not whether, to deliver a message to he knew not who; and therefore grumbling told his Master, that he Commanded him impossibilities, to find out a Lady of which there was none such but only in Imagination.  
O thou lump of Ignorance (said Sir Billy) knowest thou not Joan Grumball? whose form is such as might call the World to Wars, and make it hazard all its Valour for her Beauty; she it is that is the Dulcina thou art to go unto, and offer up my Service at the shrine of her Beauty. Joan Grumball (said Ricardo) why she is the lustiest Lass in all our Town, either to fill Dung-Cart, drive a Wheel-Barrow, or carry grains to serve the Hogs; but for Beauty in my opinion she's no more to be compared to Betty our Parson's Maid, than is Mr. Offly's white Hind unto your Father's brindled Cow, however I will carry the Letter to her, ●nd doubt not but I will Compliment with her as well as the best Squire that ever served Knight Errand since Knight Errantry was in Fashion.   

CHAP. 5. Ricardo is sent with a Letter to Dulcina, in the mean time Sir Billy encountreth with a monstrous Giant in defence of the Tantabilan Princess, whom he Manfully overthrows.  
NExt Morning no sooner had Aurora arose from Aged Tithona's Bed, and scattered the light from off her Saffron▪ Wheels, but the nimble Knight Ricardo shaking off sleep from those silken Fumes that do bind the Senses, arose from his Bed, and having taken a lusty Breakfast, he then told his Master he was ready to perform his Commandment in delivering his L●tter to the fair hands of his beautiful Lady Dulcina, alias Joan Grumball; and question not but to bring you an Answer according to your desires; Nor shall I arrogate any of the Honour of your Achievements to myself, though in many of the Encounters I bore equal blows with you, but whatsoever is due to your praise therefore, it shall be wholly and solely yours.  
Had not Sir Billy's mind been wholly taken up on thoughts of Knight Errantry, he might easily have perceived how grossly his Squire had abused him; but he imputing it all to duty, and respect which he bore to his Valour, was contented with praise though never so ridiculous. And therefore delivering him the Letter, with many Commendations reiterated to the Mistress of his Affections, he took his leave of him, who mounting on Pugnoto, his trusty Steed, leaving his Armour behind him to the care of his Master▪ who promised to stay till his return, he took his Journey towards Billerecay, where we leave him for a time, the whilst our Pen shall wait upon his Master.  
The Justice's Servants minding to put a trick upon this our Knight Errand, dressed up the Footboy in Woman's Apparel, adorning him with Rings, Bracelets, and other Jewels; so that he seemed to be a complete Princess, which part he was to act, attended on by two youths who went to School in the Town, and were to personate her Brothers. These being accoutred in this manner, were by the Steward of the House conducted to Sir Billy, who was walking in a Garden, Contemplating of the perfections of his Dulcina; Being come before his Princess Nicosia (for so was she called) kneeling upon her knees thus spoke to him.  
Most Renowned Knight, whose Valiant Acts the World both admires and dread, who were't born for the comfort of all in distress, and for the Terror and punishment of presuptuous Offenders. If ever pity, that poor comfort of Calamity, creep into your Heart, I beseech you take Compassion of a distressed Princess whom unjust Tyranny hath banished from my Native Habitation. Having proceeded so far, Sir Billy, who was as courteous as he was valiant, would not permit her any longer to kneel, but raising her from the ground, he said, Most peerless Princess, although my Honour of Knighthood might claim such observance at your hands, yet know that Courtesy Harbours in Heroic Breasts, who are readier to give Benefits than to receive Thanks; let me therefore know your requests, wherein you have been wronged, and question not but by the help of my Victorious Arm you shall be righted.  
Sir (said she) my native Country is▪ Tant●bilus, my Father the unhappy Prince thereof, unhappy in having such a Daughter, whose Beauty and Breeding might have been a comfort unto him, although it proved the cause of his undoing; for Fame having (how worthily I know not) blazed abroad my perfections through divers Countries, it came at last to the ears of a great Magician named Diabolo, the Lord of an Enchanted Castle, standing on the Confines of Arduro, from whence he sent a Letter to my Father, desiring to have m● in marriage, which if he refused, he threatened to take me by force, and in stead o● a Wi●e to make me his Concubine. Thi● Message was ill resented by my Father, bu● much more by me who was to be his alte● idem, or second self; for when I understood what he desired, or rather to say mo●● truer, what he demanded; I broke fort● into such a violent passion as possessed th● Mad Orestes when he was distraught 〈◊〉 Wits, who had seen the Picture of Alect●● or with what manner of countenance Mede● killed her own Children, needed but ta●● my Face for the full satisfaction of his knowledge in that point; vowing rather to 〈◊〉 buried in a Grave, than Bedded with suc● a loathsome person. My father seeing 〈◊〉 in such a deep Passion, comforted me all he could, vowing to lay his Crown at stake, and venture both his Life and Kingdom, e'er he should obtain me at his hands; and so sending away the Messenger with a flat denial, he returned again to his Master, who full fraught with Indignation to have his suit rejected, threatened revenge in the highest manner that could be inflicted. And to that purpose raised what forces he could, and having store of Money, hired to his aid a mighty Giant, of whom, our People were so afraid, that they fled before his Face like trembling Doves before the swooping Eagle, or the timorous Hare from the pursuing Greyhound. So that in ●ine he drove him quite out of his Kingdom, into the Land of Lycaon, whether he sent him a Messenger, that if in two months' time he could provide him a Champion that would fight with his Giant, if he overcame him, he would restore his Kingdom again unto him, but if the Giant overcame his Champion, then should I be at his will and disposal. Now most worthy Knight, hearing the Fame of your memorable Adventures, and how you have vowed ●our self to the Honour of Chivalry; my Father sent me his distressed Daughter, accompanied with these my sorrowful Brothers, to crave your aid against this cruel Giant, not doubting but of your accustomed goodness as former Knights Errand have used to do, you will Succour distressed Innocence, and quell the pride of this daring Giant, which will be for your eternal Fame, and memorise your name with Honour to all posterity.  
Sir Billy gave great attention to this discourse, and as if the wrongs of the Tantabilan Princess had infused fresh vigour into his breast, he swore by the Truncheon of Mars, that the Giant had not long to live; but then he began to think with himself whether he should perform this adventure before the return of his Squire; to which the Justice under the name of the Sage Freston, told him, that he should not neglect such an opportunity wherein his own honour, with that of the Princess' preservation were so highly concerned. That the two months' time wherein the combat was to be performed ran on apace, and that if he should meet with any disaster in the performance thereof, he would be aiding and assisting to him as he was in his deliverance from the enchanted wooden prison▪ Hereupon Sir Billy animated with these persuasions, resolved to set upon the Giant the next day▪  
Whilst these things were Acting, some other of the Servants had fashioned the representation of a Giant, of a monstrous bulk, but more monstrous countenance, so that his very looks were able to daunt any one, but he who had such an invincible Courage as Sir Billy. This Giant was armed with a Pole-Axe answerable to his Stature, and so framed, that one behind him could make him to move his weapon, shake his head, and any other Action of his Body as if he were alive; then for speech, a hallow Trunk through his Head into his Mouth, delivered what they would speak by him. Before him they had digged a pit, covered with a Trap-Door, on which whosoever trod was sure to fall there in.  
The next morning, to make Sir Billy the more hearty to fight, there was made for him a quart of rich Caudle, which was carried up to his Bedside by the Sage Freston's Daughter, a Gentlewoman of an incomparable Beauty, which might have tempted any person, unless such a one whose heart was Cloistered in Ice, but Knights Errand are always chaste as well as valiant, and her perfections wrought in him no greater Flame than the Glow-Worm shoots at the cold bre●● of Night.  
Soon after this refection he rose from his Bed, when meeting in the Hall th● Sage Freston, he demanded of him wh●● Damosel it was that in the shape of 〈◊〉 Angel appeared to him that Morning, an● whether there were any she●Angels o● no? for this (said he) could not be a● illusion, because I feel by my Stomach the comfortable effects thereof. The Sage Freston told him, it was the Damosel Muriell, sent by the wife Vrgand● Lady of the Fortunate Cave, who wa● always a great help to Knight's tha● undertook the de●ence of distressed Ladies.  
Billy then called for his Armour, saying, he would not turn his head until h● had confronted the Giant, desiring the Sage Freston to go along with him to be a witness of his Valour, to which he willingly condescended, saying, he would no● only attend him himself, but also tha● his Servants should go along with them▪ so mounting their Horses they road abou● the space of half a Mile, when (as it wa● concluded on amongst them before) on● came riding towards them as swift as th● nimble Hind or skipping Roe trips it 〈◊〉 the Flowery Lawns, who brought them word that the Giant in pursuit of the Tantabilan Princess, was come within a quarter of a Mile of that place, where he stayed for the coming of any Champion that should oppose him in defence of the Lady, as also that he was resolved to try the Combat on Foot, and therefore desired that his Enemy would do the same.  
No (said Billy) never shall it be said that I owe any part of my Victory to advantage, for had he the strength of Hercules who conquered all that ever he fought withal, or two such Giants joined together, yet would I not fear to encounter with them both, since it was never known that a Giant did kill a Knight Errand, but always the Knight did beat the Giant.  
With such manner of discourse they came to the place were the Mock-Gyant was, Then Sir Billy alighting from his Horse gave him to one of the Servants to hold, and drawing his Sword, marched directly towards the Giant, but before he came to the place were the Trap Door was laid, the Fellow that was placed behind the Giant through his Trunk, delivered these words unto him.  
Forbear proud Knight to advance an● f●rther, unless it be upon thy Knees to beg pardon for thy Life; for if thou dost (mark what I say) I shall cut off thy head, and fix it on a pole to scare Birds, thy Body will I slice into thin pieces for Cooks to make Pies withal to cheat their hungry Customers; thy Arms and legs will I throw into the fields to be devoured by Ravens and Vulture's; and thy Guts and Garbage to the Swine, to fill therewith their hungry Paunches.  
But Sir Billy nothing daunted at those proud speeches, kept on still his pace, until he came upon the trap door, which giving up, down he slipped into the pit, all the way as he was falling, calling upon the Sage Freston for help. The Servants seeing him fall, gave a shout like to the roar of a whole Herd of Lions, or such as the Artillery of Heaven discharged along the cleaving sky, and running with hasty steps to the place, one more forwarder than the rest was caught in his own▪ device, and slipped in after Sir Billy, who l●uder than he shouted before, cried out for help, help, Sir Billy was no sooner down but he recovered his legs, and hearing the other come thundering after him, he imagined it verily to be the Giant, who all the while Sir Billy was belabouring him, cried out with might and main, Murder, Murder. The old Justice hearing this outcry, caused the Trap-Door to be removed, when by the light Sir Billy could see his adversary at his feet, to whom he said; yield thyself vile Miscreant, and acknowledge the wrong thou hast done to the Tantabilan Princess, and I will save thy Life, else look to ●e served in the same manner thou threatnest to use me, for most just it is to render to every one according to his deservings.  
The Justice hearing the danger his man wa● in, called to Sir Billy, desiring him to hold his hand, and he would engage for the Giant; and knowing delay dangerous, he let down a rope into the pit, desiring Sir Billy to take hold of it that they might draw him up, and let the Giant remain there, and starve and rot in the Dungeon.  
Sir Billy willingly embraced the proffer▪ as accounting the Giant quite vanished, and so taking hold of the rope was drawn up, to his double Joy, one of having conquered the Giant, and the other for his deliverance from that dark Dungeon. The Sage Freston congratulated his Victory with great expressions of Joy, whilst in the mean time the Servants had conveyed the mock Giant away. But most of all th● Tantabilan Princess extolled his valour unto the skies, saying, what he had done in her defence, was far beyond what eve● was performed by Amadis de Ga●le, Huo● of Bourdeaux, Palmerin of England, ●almerin de Oliva, or Don Belianis of Greece▪ or any other Knight Errand whatsoever, who had fought in defence of wronged Ladies▪ Sir Billy tickled with these praises strutted like a Crow in a Gutter, saying, Most excellent Princess, what ever hath been performed by my valour, comes infinitely far short of your deservings; and as for your Enemy the Magician Diabolo, if he refuse to surrender the Crown again to your Father, let me but know of it, and I shall take such sharp revenge on him and his, tha● Tigers, and Panthers, shall be accounte● merciful in respect of the Cruel●y I will she● upon them.  
Sir (said the Tantabilan Princess) I a● so far beneath the Riches of your Merits it can be no honour to your Name to rank m● in the Number of your humblest Servants Sir Billy thought all these Complement● spoken to his Commendation, and therefore was as proud of this Victory ove● the Giant, as the Macedonian Monarc● for the conquest of Darius, saying, that the Gods prolonged his Life, he would free the world from all such Giants and hateful Monsters.  
All their discourse tending thus highly to the applauding of Sir Billy's Valour, they mounted their Horses to return to the Sage Freston's, all the way they rid nothing sounding forth but Panegyrics of Billy's praise, which were so welcome to him, that who so viewed his looks, might perceive thereby how inwardly his heart was contented. But having continued there a day or two, and hearing no News at all of Ricardo, he fell into a deep Melancholy, and (as is the use of Lovers) frequented Solitary places, and being doubtful what Answer he should receive from his beloved Dulcina, betwixt Hope and Despair he breathed forth this Sonnet.  

'Twixt cheerful Hope and comfortless Despair,  
Strangely perplexed, full sore amazed I stand,  
Hope seems to show the Wether will be Fair,  
And dark Despair says Tempests are at hand.  
Venture says Hope, Despair doth bid me slack;  
Hope pricks me on, despair doth pull me back,  
Have well says Hope, Despair doth bid me doubt,  
Trust me says Hope, Despair says Hope is vain,  
Shrink not says Hope, Despair cries, not so stout,  
Labour says Hope, Despair doth show no gain.  
Good hap says Hope, Despair says contrary,  
Hope bids me live, Despair would have me die.   

Thus 'twixt these two at point of Death I live,  
In hope of good, yet fearing froward chance,  
In you it lies a happy hap to give,  
To bring me out of this despairing Trance.  
Oh help me then, that thus on knees do cry,  
Assure my Hope, or in Despair I die.   
In these Meditations we will leave Sir Billy for a while, to tell you how his Squire Ricardo sped in his Journey to Dulcina.   

CHAP. 6. How Ricardo in his Journey towards Billerecay met with an Aged Palmer, who gave him an invisible Ring, with which he cheats an Innkeeper; as also what a Trick he served a Bedlam and a Tinker.  
RIcardo, as you heard in the former Chapter, being sent on an errand to the Lady Dulcina, bethought himself by the way, that if he returned back to Billerecay, old Thomasio would apprehend him for stealing of his Horse, and therefore began to doubt whether Squire Errantry would protect him from the Gallows. To prevent which disgrace, he resolved upon the first opportunity to sell his Horse, and with the Money to maintain himself until he could get into a more safer Service than that of Knight Errantry. Wand'ring therefore through by-paths as his most ready way, at such time as the days bright burning eye cast scorching Rays upon the parched Earth, he sat him down under the Covert of a broad spreading Oak, and being full of thoughts not knowing what to do, he spied coming towards him an aged Palmer, one who seemed by the downfall of his mellow years, that Nature had brought him near to the door of Death. This Palmer whose cold Age had Frosted his grey Hairs, said to him, Ricardo Esquire to the Famous Knight Errand Sir Billy of Billerecay, I am sent to thee from the Goddess of Fortune, with the Invisible ●in●, made by the Famous Necromancer T●e●ia, whereby thou shalt perform to thy Master such Services as shall exceed all those which were ever done by any squire to the best Knight Errand that ever wore Sword.  
Then did he instruct Ricardo in the use of the Ring, how putting it on hi● Finger he could be seen by nobody, but as soon as it was off he appeared as visible as any other, by which he might both please and pleasure himself in divers Feasts. It happened at the same time some Maids going by to milk their Cows, Ricardo to try the virtue of his Ring, putting it on his finger, fell to kissing the Maids, which put them to the squeak, feeling his Mouth but seeing no body. Ricardo was so far transported with Joy of this Ring, that he could scarcely believe so great a truth, not daring to trust his own Eyes, but fearing it to be only some flattering Dream or vain Vision; yet by one infallible Argument he found himself to be awake, which was, that he was thoroughly an hungry. In the mean time the old Palmer was vanished away; wherefore Ricardo resolved, the first thing he did to seek out for Belly-Timber, putting his Ring in his pocket, that at a convenient time it might serve to discharge his Reckoning.  
He had not gone long in his way before he came to a stately Inn, where alighting, he commanded the Ostler to look well to his Horse, and give him as many Oats as he would eat; and walking into the House, with as much state as if he had been a Man of some special Note, he called for a Room and a pint of Canary, with both which he was quickly accommodated. Then asked he what provision they had in the House? with the best of which taking a small repast, he commanded a Capon to be laid to the Fire for his better Accommodation; during the time while it was Roasting, the Host and he drank two or three Pints of Sack. The Capon being ready he fell to it with an extraordinary Stomach, and with as quick a dispatch washed it down with the brisk Canary. But now the main matter of all, the Reckoning came to pay, which for his Horse and himself amounted to seven Shillings. Ricardo putting his hand into his Pocket as if to draw out his Money, slipped on his Ring, whereby in an instant he became invisible. This sudden▪ ●light of their Guest, with the loss of their Reckoning, put them all into such amaze that they stood senseless transformed with Wonder. Ricardo in the mean time slipped into the Stable, and getting out his Horse, mounted him, Galloped away as fast as he could. This made the Hos●ler to Swear like a Coulter, that the Horse should untie himself, and run away with the Saddle on his Back, for they could see no Man that road thereon. And now both Host, Hostess, and Hostler, concluded it was no other than the Devil, who had come thither in ●●e likeness of a Guest, to punish her for false Scoreing with a crotched Chalk, and the Ostler for Tallowing of Horse's Teeth, and Cheating them of their Oats by a half peck with a false bottom.  
In the mean time Ricardo was gotten quite out of danger, Hugging himself in conceit for the Trick he had served the Innkeeper, and now he fears no Colours, knowing his Ring a sure preservative against all dangers; But because his Horse was not so invisible as himself, he resolved to leave him behind, and to that purpose bargained with a Farmer for a Weeks keeping, at the end of which he promised to come again and pay him. Then taking his Journey towards Billerecay, fearless of Stocks, Prison, or Gallows, on the way he overtook a Bedlam and Tinker, who had newly been taking a lusty cup of Rum-booz at the Bowzing-ken. With these Ricardo willingly consorted, minding to make some further experiments with his Ring; so ask them where the best Liquor was to be had, as men very well knowing that way, they soon returned him this pleasing answer. Master; if you will give us half a dozen, we will help you to such nappy Liquor whose dancing sprightly bubbles defy degenerous Fears, and raise up poor afflicted Heart● to the highest degree of Mirth and Jollity.  
Ricardo willingly embraced the motion, and so joining Company, the struck down a by-path until they came unto a Woods side, by which stood a thatched Cottage with Loam Walls and a Clay Chimney, and though it had no sign without, it had that within which a sign signified, Viz. Beer which would make a Cat speak, and such transcendent Ale, that York, Chester, Hull, Nottingham, Derby, nor Gravesend with a Toast, could Parallel it. Here did they sit and tipple Supernaculum, until such time as they all grew Boozy; Ricardo promising to pay for all, thinking when the Reckoning came to pay to escape away with his invisible Ring; But his Fortune had like to have proved very bad, for in striving to suddle the other two, he got so drunk himself that he fell fast asleep, as also did the other two. In this Swinish condition they lay ●noreing four or five hours, at last the Tinker awaked, and seeing his two Comrades fast, and remembering the Golden promises Ricardo had made, he thought to ri●●e the Nest before the Birds were flown; and diveing into his Pockets, he found nothing there, but only the Ring, and a knife and sheaf, which Ring he thought to have been as brazen as his Kettles, and therefore was about to throw it away, and with the knife to have Cut his Throat for cheating him of his Golden Expectation; Howsoever the Ring he put on his Finger, when instantly the Hostess came in to look after her Guests, but not seeing the Tinker, who by wearing the Ring was become invisible, she fell to Jogging the other two to know what was become of the Tinker? the Tinker Judged her to be mad to ask for him before his Face, and therefore said, what a P— is the Old Jade blind she cannot see me? The Old Woman hearing his voice, but seeing no Body, asked, where are ye, where are ye? with that he gave her such a Box on the Ear, as tumbled her down upon Ricardo, whose fall awaked him out of his sleep, and hearing the Tinker to Curse and Bann because his Hostess could not see him, he thought he had gotten away his Ring, and fe●ling in his Pocket found it so indeed, wherefore he was ready to swoon away with fear, but recollecting himself he called to the Tinker, saying, Honest Brother-give me thy Hand, which the Tinker doing, he nimbly slipped the Ring from off his Finger, and as nimbly put it on his own, whereby the Tinker again became visible, but Ricardo was no where to be seen.  
The Hostess seeing such Juggling tricks, began to call out for her Money, with such a loud voice as waked also the Bedlam, who ask for his Master, I think (said she) your Master is the Devil, for the Tinker and he are in Dock out Nettle, sometimes seen and sometimes not, and here is Seven Shillings and six pence to pay, and now the Young Devil is fled, which I much marvel at, for I think none of you both have any Crosses about ye to scare him away.  
Whilst they were thus arguing the case▪ Ricardo slipped away from them, taking his course directly towards Billerecay, where how he sped we shall declare in the next Chapter.   

CHAP. 7. How Ricardo delivered his Letter to Joan Grumball, with her Answer to it. And several Explcits performed by Ricardo with his Invisible-Ring.  
IT was at such time of the day when the Curl pate Waggoner of Heaven had well near finished his Diurnal Course, and was driving his panting Steeds down towards the Western Hill, when the Renowned Squire Errand Ricardo entered into the Town of Billerecay, bending his course directly towards the House of Joan Grumball, to whom he delivered Sir Billy's Letter, with much obsequiousness, telling her such Stories of his Master's Valour, his Honour of Knighthood, and of the great affection he bore to her, that her heart began to melt towards him, even as a pound of Butter melts before the Sun. But being she could not read herself, she sent for a Journeyman Shoemaker to the further end of the Town to read it, one who bore good will unto her, and was at that present inditing a Letter to make her know the affection he bore her; Crispin having read it over, and understanding he had a Knight to his Rival, was very much troubled, but Joan Grumball was so well pleased with the Sugar-Candy Words he sent unto her, that she vowed herself unto him both Body and Breeches, ask Ricardo many questions concerning him; all which he answered in such lofty Language, amplifying his prowess, the respects all people showed unto him, with the faithful Love he bore unto her, that she was more and more entangled in the Lime-Twigs of Love, vowing and protesting herself his for ever.  
Crispin by these presages finding his Suit like to have but a cold reception, to avenge himself on Ricardo, by whose speeches he thought Jone's Heart was estranged from him, he therefore ran to old Thomasio, telling him his Son's partner in stealing away his Horses, was at that instant at Joan Grumballs, whom he might easily take, and by that means know what was become of his Son, as also of his Horses.  
Thomasio quick as lightning taking a Constable along with him, went to Joan Grumballs, and seizing upon Ricardo, threatened him with all the punishments he could reckon up, as Hanging, Burning, Drowning, Killing, Stabbing, and twenty other kinds of Death besides, if he told him not where his Son and Horses were. Ricardo nothing daunted at his Domineering, but intending to put a trick upon him, told him that his Son was become one of the greatest Lords in the World, that Kings and Queens craved his Assistance, and Lords and Ladies implored his help; that he commonly killed half a dozen Giants for his Breakfast, and bathed his Sword in the Blood of Monsters and Dragons every day; That his Master was at that present in the Sage Freston's Castle, where the most excellent Princess Tantabilus courted his Love, but that he had vowed himself only to the Service of his Beautiful Dulcina; In sum, that his Master was a Knight, and he was his Squire, and that therefore by the Laws of Knight Errantry, they were not to be troubled nor molested wheresoever they came.  
But Thomasio being minded not to be put off with such Noninoes, charged the Constable to carry him before a Justice of Peace, to which Ricardo willingly consented, whether they immediately addressed themselves; The Justice having heard the Allegations on both sides, persuaded Thomasio to go along with Ricardo, and see by fair means to bring his Son home again, and if he were so obstinate he would not return, to take away their Horses, which would be a means to spoil their Knight-Errantry, and that they might go the more lovingly together, he called for a Bottle of Sack to drink them into Unity. The Bottle was no sooner set on the Table, but Ricardo vowed himself Master thereof, and thereupon slipping on his Invisible-Ring, he boldly steps to the Table, and clapping the Bottle of Sack under his Coat, marched away with it not being discerned by any. The Justice and Thomasio were stricken into a wonderful Amazement to see the Bottle go away without hands as they thought, but much more when they miss Ricardo: And now remembering what strange stories he had told of Billy, they concluded that both the Master and the Man were turned Conjurers, and therefore dreaded what further mischief might by his means be showed unto them.  
In the mean time Ricardo was walked to Joan Grumballs with his Bottle of Sack, never pulling off his Ring till he came within the House, that not any one might take any Notice of him. Here did he tell her what a trick he served the Justice, and that therefore he must make all the hast he could to his Master. Joan was very well pleased with the Jest, but much more with her part she had in the Sack, and having drank a Health to Billy, she desired Ricardo to stay so long till she got a Letter in answer to his Master, which by the Schoolmaster of the Town was performed for her in these wo●ds.  
My dearest Knight,  
WIth what Joy I Joan Grumball the Lady of thy affections received your Letter, may better be 〈◊〉 by Imagination than words, for hearing of ●he ardent Love that you bear unto me, set forth in such Rhetorical Elocution, it fared with me as with a Beggar, who on a sudden finding a rich Treasure, can scarce believe his own Eyes, but fears it is a Dream or some fond Illusion; Even so my dearest Knight did it happen unto me, hardly could I believe my one Ears, much less imagine that so Heroic Renowned a Champion as thou art, wouldst become the Loadstone of my Affections; But know that I am as much over Head and Ears in Love as thou; Nor do not think me light for yielding so soon; for what Heart can hold out at the Battery of thy E'oquence, thou being a Conqueror of Affections as well as Giants. I shall think the time long till I hear from thee again, muc● more till such time I see thee; till when I subscribe myself  
Thine in endeared Friendship Joan Grumball.  
Ricardo having received the Letter of her, promised to be very careful in the delivery of it; and she for her part promised him, that when she came to be his Knight's Lady, she would be a good Mistress unto him, and help him now and then to a Bit which her Knight should never know of. Ricardo with these promises went away well satisfied, yet resolved with himself to keep secret the virtue of his Invisible-Ring.  
But he was not so mindful of returning to his Master, as to act some Waggeries with his Invisible Ring, which he thought was a better Trade than his Master's killing of Giants, or relieving distressed Damosels and Ladies; And Fortune was very favourable to his intentions herein, for he had not gone far, but his Stomach (which was most commonly craving) invited him into an Inn to refresh himself, where a Couple of Bailiffs, or Shoulder flappers, were sitting down to dinner with a Shoulder of Mutton and a Capon, having the same day seized on a poor Man's Goods for an inconsiderable value, which they Sold and Imbezzeled away at their pleasure, to the utter Ruin of the poor Man, and maintenance of their Luxury and Drunkenness; going shares with the Buyers of their seized Goods, which by this means they make the greatest part their own. Ricardo understanding what Harpies they were, how that they lived by others Ruins, resolved to put a Trick upon them; and therefore they being set down to their Victuals without saying Grace, as Men unacquainted with any Goodness, he presently slips on his Ring, and conveys the Capon under his Coat, giving to each of them a blow on the Mouth with his Fist, which though they perceived not from whence they came, yet felt they it smart to some purpose; and each thinking the other had struck him, the one snatches up the Shoulder of Mutton, and therewith struck his fellow on the Face, who half blinded with Greese, and his clothes all besmeared with dripping, to revenge the affront, got up the platter, and throwing it at the others head, beat him over a Joynt-stool, who half dazzled with the fall, yet recovering his legs, took the Loaf and therewith broke the others head, who in requital snatched up a Flagon of Beer, and dashing it in his Fellows Face, he so laid on him with the Pot, as if he intended to make Mummy of his Flesh. Ricardo all this while stood by, laughing heartily to see how they mawled each other, and still at opportunity served lending to each of them some blows on the Face, which they not knowing from whence they came, sought to retaliate upon one another. Ricardo to make his revenge more complete, spying a pair of scissors in the Window, took them and cut off their locks of hair; so that when they were parted fight, what wit● their bloody Noses, battered Faces, an● crapt Hair, they looked most ruefully.  
But now another Quarrel began 〈◊〉 arise the Capon is missing, and the tw● Bailiffs joining in one, Swear that th● Host had cozened them of it whilst they were fight; He on the other side call● them cheating Rogues, and that the● quarrelled on purpose to steal away h●● platter, and defraud him of his Reckoning▪ but vows though they had undone hi● Neighbour, they should not undo him with their cheating tricks; and thereupon sends for a Constable, vowing he would be paid both for his Meat and the Platter. Ricardo seeing matters brought to this pass, marched away with his prize▪ leaving them to wrangle it out as the● could. Now he had not gone far, bu● (as if he had been born for the punishment of Knaves) he overtakes a Horse-Courser, one who had shaken hands wit● Honesty as no fit Companion for his Calling. Him Ricardo accosts, proffering hi● a Dinner, and Wine to wash it down 〈◊〉 the next Town they came at, which th● Horse Courser kindly accepts, wondering at this new Friendship, and thinking 〈◊〉 had got some young Cully flushed wit● Money, whom he was resolved to Milk dry e'er he parted with him. So away they went to the next Town, and entering an Inn, called for Accommodations to their Capon, which was presently brought them, and the Glasses of Wine trouled about lustily.  
Whilst they were thus in their Jollity, there came in a Man from the former Inn, who had seen Ricardo's coming thither, but not his going away; And remembering how the Capon and Platter were missing, and seeing such utensils upon the Table, he challenges Ricardo with it, whereupon a great contest arose; The Horse-Courser who had thought he had gotten a prize of his Companion, fearing it would prove a blank if he were brought in Partners of his Stealth, began with the first to fall foul on him. The Hostess seeing she had got Cheats to her Guests, was as busy in calling for Money for their Reckoning, so that the whole House was on a sudden in a great Uproar. Ricardo knowing that all their stir was aimed at him, thought it high time to shift for himself, and thereupon slipping on his Invisible Ring, took the remainders of the Capon and threw it in his Hostess' Face, and sent the Platter on the same Errand to the Horse Courser, who therewith half blinded, and sadly mortified, began to cry out in a hideous manner; and that the Informer might not go Scot-free, he also up with a Quart pot, and therewith knocked him down, and then Triumphantly marched away.  
No sooner was he gone, but the Hostess a little recovering herself, falls foul upon the Horse-Courser, saying, he had brought the Devil into her House; but notwithstanding the Devil and all his Imps, she Swore she would make him pay for all the harms was done before he went. The Horse-Courser excused himself, saying, he met with him by chance, and that she might see by his battered Face and broken Head, he was none of his Confederate. The other Fellow, who had lain all this while in a swound, being now a little revived, began to rail upon him more than the Hostess, so that the poor Horse-Courser, though more battered than the other two, could not tell what to do, for notwithstanding all the excuses he could make, nothing would be believed but that he was the Devil's partner in all this mischief, and therefore should suffer for him if he did not produce him.  
Now was the Horse-Courser at his wit's end, not knowing what course to take; sometimes he prayed, sometimes he swore, wishing all the Imprecations upon himself he could reckon up, if he knew the least who it was came with him; but let him use what Oaths and Protestations he would, they could gain no Credit with them; but sending for some of their Neighbours to help them, they resolved to throw him into the River to try him for a Witch; but whilst they were preparing to do it, the Host of the former Inn, with the Bailiffs, hearing how their Capon and Platter was conveyed thither, came to seek for it; These Bailiffs knowing the Horse-Courser▪ as most commonly Brethren in Iniquity are acquainted together, got a reprieve for him till the matter could be more deliberately discoursed.  
And now they began to reckon up their Mischances, and to show their Wounds, and considering the manner how it was done, they concluded it could be no other than the Devil to punish them for their Sins. Then began the Host to tell the Bailiffs of their Swearing and Cruelty, how many ungodly practices they used to get people in their Clutches, and having them there, how unconscionably they used them. The Bailiffs on the other side tell the Host and Hostess of their fals● Reckonings, Scoreing with a crotched Chalk, and when people were near fuddled, carrying away Flagons before they were half empty, and frothing them up again, making them pay for whole ones; as also how they gave information to Padders and Men of that profession, the quality of the Guests that Lodged at their Houses. The Horse-Courser was also accused for divers deceits in his Occupation, so that if his picture be drawn to the Life, you shall find him by his qualities to be no other than a Cozening Knave.  
In the mean time their supposed Devil, Ricar●o, was gotten beyond the length of their Clutches, leaving them to lament their Losses; and now he was minded to return the next day to his Master, and to that end went directly to the Farmer's where he had left his Horse; But a new trouble appeared unto him, for he had no Money to pay for his Horse-keeping; but that difficulty was soon over, for passing by a Usurer's House, he heard Money clattering on the Table, and the Door being open, putting on his Invisible-Ring, he went in, where a Poor Man who had borrowed Ten Pounds of this Usurer, was now come to pay it; which being told, and the Bond Cancelled, the Usurer put it up in a Bag of his own, all which Ricardo eyed very narrowly, and no sooner had he laid it on the Table but Ricardo as soon took it away. The Usurer, whose Eye like his Heart was always on his Money, seeing his Bag to creep away so insensibly, was quite confounded with Amazement, as it would▪ move a Dog to see a Pudding stir, and began to call upon him: who before was seldom in his thoughts, fearing the Devil, whom he Judged to have drawn away his Bag, would next come for him; and therefore vowed a Reformation of his Course of Life; That he would never more take the Rigour of a Forfeiture as soon as the day was past, nor under colour of Bonds Writing and Procuration, make the Borrower pay at least Ten or Twelve Shillings in the Hundred; Nay rather than fail, to be preserved from this Danger, he would build an Alms-House to maintain them who had been Ruined by his Extortion.  
Now you will say it had been good Hanging this Usurer whilst he was in this ●umour, lest he should be of the same mind with a Master of a Ship, who in a great extremity of Danger, promised our Lady to offer at her Altar, a Candle as great as the main Mast of his Ship; And when one of his Mates jogging him, told him he had promised an impossibility; Tush Fool (said he) we must speak to her fair in time of need; but if ever I come ashore, I will make her be content with a Candle of six to the Pound. But Ricardo was somewhat more Conscientious in his doings, for being got s●fe out of the Usurer's House, he put some of the Money in his Pocket, and waiting fo● the poor Man's return, gave him the rest, bidding him to be a good Husband with it, and pray for the Squire of the Invisible▪ Ring for his good Fortune. And s● leaving the Poor Man overjoyed, he wen● towards the Farmers, when passing through a Meadow, he saw a Maid Milk●ing of a Cow, who was sweetly singin● forth this Song.  

When first on Love I cast my wanton thought  
But yet not minding him for to obey,  
For freedom sure I thought was better aught  
Than serving him his Servitors doth s●●●  
For what to Hungry Lovers is relief 〈◊〉  
But Sorrow, Anguish, Discontent & Gri●●  
But yet my mind is not so fully set,  
(For Maidens minds are subject unto change,)  
But if I could a faithful Servant get,  
Whose Love would not be subject for to range,  
I soon to Love should yield a due subjection,  
And he should Master be of my Affection.   

For Maiden's Hearts they are not like to steal,  
Obdurate, hard, will no Impression take,  
But tender, soft, when Cupid's Darts they feel,  
Which in their Hearts will soon Impression make,  
No Fort so strong but may be won at last,  
No Mind so fixed but it may change as fast.   
Ricardo stood amazed at the ravishing Harmony of her Voice, comparing it to the Melody of the Thracian Poet Orpheus, when by his Songs he attracted Beasts; Trees, and Stones to follow him▪ or rather to the Harmony of the Seraphic Choires; wishing himself all Ear to listen to her Song, the pleasingness whereof so insensibly crept into his Heart, that he became a Thrawl unto her; But first he began to consider whether Squire Errants might have their Mistresses as well as Knights; and many weighty Arguments pro and Con passed in his thoughts; but Love so over-swayed them all, that he became solely captivated to her Affections, and therefore was she no sooner risen from Milking her Cow, but he accosted her on this manner.  
Most beautiful Mistress, the attracting Harmony of your Angelical Voice hath so captivated my Heart, that I am become a Sworn Servant to your Virtues, and therefore among all the Days of my Life, I must account this the Happiest wherein I had the Honour first to see you; Nor think you have met with an ordinary person which seeks thus to gain an Interest in your Graces; for know I am no less than a Squire-Errant to that Renowned Knight at Arms, the invincible and Victorious Sir Billy of Billerecay, whose Fame begins to sound all the World over, and whose History is to be Writ with a brazen Pen, and enroled in the Book of Fame; Let me entreat you therefore to accept of me for your Servant, by which you may come to be as Famous as Dulcina my Master's Lady, and in process of Time the Wife to a Governor of an Island.  
The poor Maid who had never before been acquainted with any Love-Rhetorick above that of a Ballad, or in the Ploughman's dialect, Vaith Joan I Love thee; stared upon him as one stricken into a sudden amazement; at last she said to him, Pray Sir do not use such hard Words, you scare my Cows, and spoil my milking. Ricardo finding he was not rightly understood, went towards her, thinking to Salute her; but the Wench as nimbly avoided him, threatening to cry out if he approached any nigher to her; whereupon slipping on his Invisible-Ring, he thought to gain his purpose that way. The Wench seeing him so vanished on a sudden, and feeling such smattering about her lips, without perceiving any thing, threw down her Milk-pail, and ran homewards as fast as her Legs could carry her, so that on a sudden she was gotten out of Ricardo's sight, who seeing her fled, thought it in vain to pursue her but went on in his intended Journey, until he came to the Farmers.  
Now so it was that this Maid whom he had so Courted was the Farmer's Daughter, who seeing Ricardo coming, squeaked out as if at the sight of some Spirit or Hobgoblin; having before declared how she was served a Milking, and now crying out, This, this is the Devil that haunted me. But the Farmer himself knowing Ricardo, persuaded her to the contrary, telling her it was the Man that had left his Horse with him. And so entering into the House, after some discourse, Ricardo told the Farmer of the affection he bore to his Daughter, and the better to gain his good will, how he was the Squire to a Knight Errand, who Conquered Kingdoms at his Pleasure, and how himself should be a Governor of an Island at least: and for that which had befell his Daughter, it was only things done by Enchantment, to which Knights Errand and their Squires are very Subject.  
The Old Farmer wondered at his words, taking him now for another manner of Man than at first he judged him to be, and therefore freely gave him his Consent, as overjoyed to have the Governor of an Island for his Son-in-Law; but when this was motioned to the Daughter, she looked on it with as much disdain as Penelope Courted by the Beggarly Irus. Now by my Ferkens (quoth she) for aught I know, this Squire Errand may be no better than the Knave of Clubs to the King and Queen of Hearts, and therefore let his Master Conquer Kingdoms and Islands for whosoever he will, but this skip-jack, this Hocus Pocus shall never be any Husband of mine.  
This answer was something a cooling Card to Ricardo, but comforting himself, upon her Father's words, he thought that time might alter her mind, and for the present he knew not what to do with a Wife if he had her. He therefore resolved she should be his Mistress, and to bear the Name of Dowzabella, which Name he promised to make as Famous by his Acts as that of Sabra the beloved Mistress of St. George, or Philotheta the Lady of Montelion, Knight of the Oracle. Away you Fool, said the Wench, and spare your strength to throw a Cudgel at a Paretree, or your Activity in being the best Man at a match at Football; and meddle not with a Sword as a Weapon out of your Element, but betake you to a stail as most fit for your Employment.  
My dearest Dowzabella (said Ricardo) be not so cruel to me in thy expressions. hay day (said the Wench) what have we here; I was Christened Mary, and they call me Moll, and must I now be named Dowzabella? Now I wish that for your Pains (if any one will be so mad as to Marry ye) that your Wife from a Squire-Errant, will advance ye to be Knight of the Forked Order; And so Sir the way lies plain for you to be gone, for your Room will be more acceptable to me by far than your Company.  
Ricardo hearing these Words, thought it in vain to stay any longer there, and therefore paying the Farmer for keeping his Horse, desiring Dowzabella to retain a better Opinion of him, he mounted his Steed and returned towards his Master.   

CHAP. 8. How Ricardo delivered his Message to his Master, and of the Challenge made by Sir Billy against all comers, in Honour of his Mistress Dulcina.  
SIR Billy had waited with great impatience the coming of his Squire, desirous to know how his Letter was entertained by his Mistress Dulcina, as also wanting his Company in pursuance of more Adventures, when to his great Satisfaction his Squire arrived, with the Joyful Tidings of the kind reception he had of that peerless piece of Beauty as he styled her, Aggravating her perfections to such a height, as if she had been changed from a Blouse to an Angelical ●eature since Sir Billy saw her. And to complete his Joy the more he delivered him the Letter from her, which having received how often did he read, and read again the Superscription of it, it being directed to that Puissant and Magnanimous Knight at Arms, the most redoubted Sir Billy of Billerecay; but when he had read the contents therein contained, he was so transported with an Ecstasy of Joy, as if he had been placed in the Apogean or Zenith of all happiness. And can it be possible (said he) that my Lady Dulcina takes such Notice of the Actions of her Knight? has Fame's Trumpet already blown my praise unto her Ears? What then will it be when I shall have performed such Acts worthy to be Eternised in Fame's eternal Bead-Roll.  
As he was thus applauding his own supposed happiness, his Host the Sage Freston came in, who seeing Ricardo, welcomed him with great demonstrations of Love, enquiring after the welfare of his Lady Dulcina, and how he sped in his Message unto her; to all which Ricardo gave very plausible answers, according to what he thought would best please his Master. When (said he) I first came to that Idea of Beauty, she was sweetly breaking the yielding Air with her Harmonious voice, which so sweetly she breathed forth, as was able to make the Rocks to dance, and surly Beasts stand attentive to hear her; the whilst her white hands (in whose comparison all whites are Ink) was sewing with a Needle, which with so pretty a manner made his passage too and fro through the Cloth, as if it were loath to have gone from such a Mistress, but that it hoped to return thitherward very quickly again. Thus did her Voice and Hands keep pace in an equal proportion, as if her hands were won by the Attraction of her Voice to work, or her Voice were taught to Sing by the Harmonious consort of her hands. But when this Mirror of Beauty did cast an Eye upon me, and with what a due Reverence I approached to deliver my message unto her, she left off Singing, and with such a smile as Venus the Queen of Beauty gave to Anchises, she received the Letter from me, being impatient till she had read the Contents thereof, which both by her words and looks I found to be very satisfactory unto her. But Ricardo, said the Sage Freston, you have not as yet told us what Song your Lady or Mistress was then singing when you came unto her? O that said he, can I well Remember, for I have seen it in a Ballad glued upon many an Ale house wall, and it begins thus.  
When as King Henry ruled this Land,  
The Second of that Name,  
Besides his Queen he dearly Loved,  
A fair and Princely Dame, etc.  
Indeed said the Sage Freston, I guessed it was either that or the Ballad of Chevy-Chase, as consisting the one of Love, the other of War, being both Concomitants of Knight Errantry. Now by the Honour of my Knighthood (said Sir Billy) I question not but in time to perform such Acts as shall surpass e'er a Percy or Dowglass of them all, and make Work for all the Ballad-makers that shall live in succeeding Ages, when they have once read the History that shall be written of my Life; And therefore Ricardo let it be your Care to provide for our sudden departure, since Knights Errand were not born to sleep out their time in the Beds of Ease, but to be still seeking out for Adventures, as Men made all of Fire, of such undaunted high erected Spirits, as to make the Dead quake in their Graves to think of them.  
Ricardo, who was always more addicted to feeding than fight, as one who had indented with the Grave to bring all his Limbs thither, and not to lose one Joint of them by Quarrelling; liked not at all of this proposal, having found better Entertainment from the Gentleman than he could expect from his Master; yet trusting to the virtue of his Invisible▪ Ring, by which he questioned not but to help himself in all his Extremities, he freely condescended unto it. But the Sage Freston desirous to see what was contained in Joan Grumballs Letter, thus spoke to Sir Billy. I make no question most Heroic Knight, but the Lady of your affections, who is so much Honoured in having such a Servant, has so pleased your expectation in her most gracious Answer, as hath given you satisfaction in her Love and Loyalty unto you; and were it not an high presumption in me to beg such a boon, I should think myself happy in the perusal of such lines as must needs fall from such a mellifluous Pen.  
I were very unworthy, said Sir Billy, of such transcendent Favours I have received from you, should I deny you such a small request; and thereupon he showed him her Letter; which when the Sage Freston had read, as it were in admiration, he broke forth into these expressions. O the excellency of Natural Wit! the Magazine of Eloquence! rich Soul of Language, a tenth Muse, whom all the Muse's Court; the whole Monopoly of Wit, a branch of Minerva's Olive, well worthy the Affe●tions of the most Heroic Knight in the whole World; How happy art thou Sir Billy in the Choice of such a Mistress, whose parts are so transcendent, she may well be styled the Epitome of all Perfections.  
Sir Billy was not a little proud of his Lady's praises, verily conceiting her to be such a one as the Sage Freston had painted her forth, the Wonder of Nature, and Quintessence of perfection; saying, he would have a Solemn Justs proclaimed in the next Prince's Court he came at, wherein by the strength of his Invincible Arm he would maintain his Lady Dulcina to be the Phoenix of Beauty, and the Nonparelia of this Age: and accordingly gave order to be gone the next Morning, but that Ricardo stayed his Journey by a new devised Trick, which he brought to pass in this manner.  
Sir Billy used every Evening to walk in the Garden, with his hands indented one with another, as melancholy as a Gybed Cat, his Thoughts of Chivalry being made so habitual to him, as it was now become part of his Nature; In this posture as he was walking, his trusty Squire slipping on his Invisible-Ring, saluted him with a Crabtree Cudgel ●●erthwart his shoulders, laying it on so ●ustily that Sir Billy thought himself engaged in one of those imaginary fights which he had read in his Books of Knight-Errantry, and drawing his Sword began to strike, but knew not at what, at last he heard a Voice which spoke to him in this manner.  
Sir Knight before thou dost depart,  
From forth the place whereas thou art,  
Thou must maintain thy Lady's Fame,  
'Gainst any shall oppose the same;  
Which if thou dost refuse, then know,  
Thou shalt receive full many a blow.  
Sir Billy hearing a voice, but seeing no Body, might have thought it an Illusion, but that the blows which he felt assured him the contrary; wherefore to avoid receiving any more, he thus said, whosoever thou art that thus speakest unto me, know thy mind shall be fulfilled; But let me desire to know from whence this message came, that when I have finished the Adventure, I may know by whose appointment I undertook it. To whom the voice answered, I am a Spirit sent from the wise Urganda the Lady of the Woods, to warn thee not to stir whilst thou hast performed my Command, else shall I haunt thee with revenge whethersoever thou goest. And having thus said, he withdrew himself without the Garden Gate, and slipping off his Invisible-Ring, came walking towards his Master, who with great earnestness told him of this Adventure, and so both of them together went to the Sage Fres●on, and acquainted him with it, wherefore it was agreed on all sides that a Challenge should be written, and Messengers sent abroad into all parts to publish the same; which Challenge Sir Billy himself would needs indite, which he did in these words.  
Whereas the renowned Knight at Arms Sir Billy of Billerecay, hath by the Command of the wise Urganda the Lady of the Woods, taken upon him to Justify and Maintain his Lady Dulcina to be the Paragon of Beauty above all others. These are to certify that the said Sir Billy is ready by force of Arms to maintain the same, at the Castle of the Sage Freston, against any that shall oppose it, either by Justs, Tournament, or any other Martial Exercise belonging to Knight Errantry.  
Signed Sir Billy.  
Eight days after was the time appointed when those Martial Exercises should be performed, in the mean time Messengers were sent abroad to publish the same in all the Towns thereabouts, which caused much Wondering amongst many people, who this Sage Freston should be, and of Justs, and Tournaments, which few could remember ever to have heard of, but the Messengers soon resolved the Riddle, informing them of the mad Whimsies of Sir Billy, and how all was intended by their Master for sport and divertisement, whereupon many Gentlemen thereabouts promised to come, and to bring some of their Servants accoutred like Knights Errand, to encounter with Sir Billy, but how they sped in their enterprise you shall hear in the next Chapter.   

CHAP. 9 How Sir Billy was forced to run from his Challenge, the Mirth Ricardo had at a Wedding, what a Trick he served an Old Fornicator, and how he went in pursuit of his Master.  
AMongst other places whether the Fame of this Challenge did spread, was the Town of Billerecay, wherein dwelled Thomasio the Father of Sir Billy, who hearing of his Sons challenge, resolved to encounter him with a Justices Warrant for the recovery of his two Horses, and if it were possible to change his Son from a Knight Errand to a Ploughman again, and withal threatening to have Ricardo severely punished; to which purpose he easily obtained a Warrant of the same Justice from whom Ricardo before had taken away the Bottle of Wine. And being thus armed with better Authority than his Son had for his Knight-Errantry, he took his way directly to the Sage Frestons, where he had taken Sir Billy Napping, had not Ricardo by chance heard of his coming: for Thomasio whom Age had brought to the downfall of his mellow Years, being, as most Old Men are, very Tuchy and Choleric, could not forbear to give out threatening Words what he would do unto them, before he had gotten his prey into his hand. Wherefore Ricardo having notice of his intent, was minded to frustrate his expectation, and giving his Master Billy notice thereof, he speedily packed him away, himself staying behind to see what would be the event thereof, not doubting when the worst came, to come off well enough by the help of his Invisible-Ring.  
And indeed he quickly found himself to have need of such help, for Thomasio finding his Son Billy to have escaped his hands, resolved Ricardo should pay for all, and so by virtue of his Warrant seized upon him, threatening him with so many punishments, and such diversity of Torments, that if words would have done it, Ricardo had died a Thousand Deaths: In this passion he was hurried before the Sage Freston, who (as we told you before,) was Justice of those parts; to whom Thomasio made a grievous complaint, how that Ricardo was both a Thief and a Conjurer, that he had stolen his Horses, and enticed away his Son, and for aught he knew made him away, and therefore desired he might be severely punished▪ But Sir (said he) if you have not a car● he will escape your hands, for he hath learned Hocus pocus tricks during his Knight Rascality, by which he can make himself and Bottles of Wine to become Invisible, as he served our Justice not long ago; and therefore I do accuse him for a Witch, and that as a Witch he may be burnt to death at a stake.  
To this Ricardo answered, that he had done nothing but what was warrantable by the Laws of Knight-Errantry according as his Master had informed him; for (said he) did you ever read in any Books of Chivalry that Knights-Errant and their Squires went about to seek out Adventures on Foot? and therefore since his Master must have Horses, who could furnish him better than his Father? Nor are we (said he) to be troubled or molested for whatsoever we do, since Knights Errand are Lawless, and if the Knights be Lawless, by consequence the Squires are Lawless too.  
Ricardo's words made the whole Company to laugh; when in the very nick of time came the Justice of Billerecay, from whom Ricardo had taken the Bottle of Wine, invited thither by the Fame o● Sir Billy's Challenge; Ricardo seeing him come, thought it was time to be gone, thinking he would disclose the Trick he had shown him, which indeed he quickly did in all its circumstances; but the strangeness of the thing could gain no Credence with the Sage Freston, who said he would try if he could serve him such a Trick; and thereupon commanded three or four Bottles of Sack to be fetched and set on the Table; Ricardo seeing and hearing all what was done, thought it now high time to act his part, and thereupon slipping on his Ring, he seizes upon two of the Bottles, and clapping them under his Coat, marched cleverly away with them, to the Astonishment of all there present, especially to the Sage Freston, who now began to think that Ricardo and his Master, instead of two simple Fellows were a couple of crafty Knaves.  
But notwithstanding Ricardo went away laughing with his Booty, yet was his heart sorrowful, as dreading what would be the effects of that which they had done; for though he put great confidence in his Invisible-Ring as a sure protection for him in all his extremities, yet hearing how vehemently Old Thomasio had accused him for Witchcraft, and that if he should be taken unawares▪ before he could put the Ring on his Finger, it might be taken from him, and all his forepast actions laid to his Charge; which last he had committed he thought would be none of the least, in abusing him by whom they had been so kindly entertained; for now he perceived that notwithstanding all his Master's brags of Conquering Castles and Islands, the purchase they were likeliest to get was only a Jail. He therefore resolved not to expose himself to any danger more than needs must, and to that purpose kept the Ring on his Finger until he traveled many Miles, whereby he prevented his being taken by those which the Sage Freston had sent after him. For these two Justices after his departure, seeing how they were deluded, had sent both Horse and Man to take him; some of which Ricardo saw pass by him, enquiring of every one they met after such a person; When a new project came into Ricardo's Head to make them leave off their pursuit, which was this.  
He gets behind an Oak, and making an hideous noise, as it were the croaking of Ravens, bellowing of Bulls, an● braying of Asses mixed together, which made them all stand still as amazed at what they heard; and having gotten them so together, with a loud bellowing voice thus he said.  
I am the Oak which the ancients of Old Consecrated to Jupiter, in whose Name I straight charge ye to pursue no further after Ricardo Squire to the Invincible Knight at Arms Sir Billy of Billerecay, seeing he is one whom we have taken into our safe Protection, and whosoever shall offer him the least Injury, we shall be severely revenged on him.  
The messengers hearing such a hideous Voice, and seeing no pe●son, notwithstanding they rounded the Oak Tree twice or thrice about, were wonderfully amazed, not knowing what to do; and there being never a Knight-Errant among them (which fear no danger, but are foolhardy in all attempts) they thereupon concluded to return home, as being sufficiently warranted, by the voice which they heard, which when Ricardo saw, he laughed heartily to himself at those Sons of fear, as Men who were afraid of the Swords which themselves wore, and affrighted at the clashing of their own Armour.  
The messengers thus returning homewards with a sleeveless excuse of a fruitless Errand, Ricardo passed on his way, but still diversity of thoughts perplexed his mind, what Course of Life to take; whether to seek out his Master Billy and pursue Squire Errantry, or to live by the shifts of his Invisible-Ring, at last he resolved with himself to go to his Master, knowing his Necessities to be so great, that without his help he was not able to support them, having left behind him both his Horse and Armour, by which he appeared (at least in show) not like a Knight Errand, and therefore neither he nor his Squire acceptable to those places whether they should come.  
Now as he traveled along (often taking a sup of the Bottle to cheer his heart) he overtook a Fiddler who was going to play at a Wedding at the next Village, with whom Ricardo consorted, and to endear his Company the more, as they went, sitting down under an aged Oak, whose spreading boughs sheltered them from the heat of Sol● burning rays, which with his orient tresses cast a radiant lustre over the world, there they emptied the remainder of the two Bottles; and new having their Spirits heightened with the generous Wine, they went Merrily on till they came to the House where the Wedding was kept.  
Here the Bridegroom and Bride entertained Ricardo right heartily, and a great Company being met together, there was Fiddling, Dancing, Singing, Kissing and Playing, which so delighted the Heart of Ricardo, that now he forgot both the affrightment of the Justice Freston, and also the necessity which his Master Billy might be in, for the Amorous smiles, and Odoriferous Kisses of those Country Wenches, were such enticing Charms unto Ricardo, that he thought himself in Elysium being in their Company. And now the Nuptial Couple were going to Church, to tie that Knot with their Tongues which afterwards they could not untie with their Teeth; having the Fiddlers playing before them, and all the way thither strewed with Rushes, though afterwards Nettles might more properly serve the turn.  
Now in most parts of Essex (where this Wedding was kept) it is a common Custom when Poor People Marry, to make a kind of a Dog-Hanging, or Mony-gathering, which they call a Wedding-Dinner, to which they invite Tag and Rag, all that will come; where after Dinner upon Summons of the Fiddler, who setteth forth his voice like a Town-Cryer, a Table being set forth, and the Bride set simpering at the upper end of it; the Bridegroom standing by with a White Sheet overthwart his shoulders, as if he did penance for the Folly he had committed that day; whilst the people invited to it, like the Soldiers of a Country Train-Band, March up to the Bride, present (their Money) and Wheel about.  
After this offering is over, then is a pair of Gloves laid on the Table, most monstrously bedaubed about with Ribbe●▪ which by way of Auction is set to Sal● at who gives most, and he whose hap ●● for to have them, shall withal have a Kis● of the Bride, which many times is no● much worth, because her breath is not 〈◊〉 sweet-scented as her Gloves.  
Ricardo who had some Money still left●● that which he had taken from the Usure● was very liberal at this Wedding, an● very bountiful amongst the Maids of 〈◊〉 Kisses, two things which endeared h●● very much to their Company. And 〈◊〉 the juice of the Malt began to wor● their Crowns, and every Coridon had selected his Lass to confer with; Amongst the rest an Ancient Bachelor, whose Head was covered with an Hoary Fleece, and whom one would have thought to have had nothing but Ice in his veins, and earth in his Visage, had gotten in his Arms a brisk Lass, as youthful as the early day, Hugging and Kissing her, as if he meant to make a perpetual feast of her lips. Ricardo beheld this with an envious Eye, and thinking it unequal that January and May should so twine together, he resolved to hinder their Conjunction, and to that end having put on his Invisible-Ring, sat down close by them to hear their discourse, where unperceived he could here the Old Lecher make great asseverations of his affection to her; colouring all under the notion of Love, although his thoughts were as lustful and as libidinous as a Goat. The Wench a crafty Baggage, one well skilled in Venus' School, seemed with some Coy words to push him away from her, and then with a flattering smile to allure him again. He seeing his words not prevalent enough to batter the Fort of her supposed Chastity, gave her Golden promises, remembering what he had read in the Poet.  
Nor less may Jupiter to Gold ascribe,  
For when he turned himself into a Bribe,  
Who can blame Danaae or the brazen Tower;  
That they withstood not the Almighty Shower.  
Never till then did Love●make Jove put on,  
A form more bright and noble than his own.  
O the powerful oratory of a Golden Tongue, his gifts prevails with the Damosel, she consents so it may be done privately; Si caste non caute, a fit place they agree upon; and he being hot upon the spur will admit of no delay. Ricardo heard all their discourse, and followed them as close as the shadow doth the Sun, until they came to the place appointed; And now a new parley began betwixt them, for the Wench belike having had false dealings before, would do nothing without Money in hand, with that the old Lecher told her out twenty Shillings be▪ing the price agreed on betwixt them which the Wench very wary in her bargaining, would likewise tell over if i● were right; which whilst she was doin● Ricardo laid hold of it, and snatching it out of her hands bellowed forth the Words.  
Thou Rogue and Whore must go with me,  
Away to Limbo presently.  
These words struck them into a panic fear, so that instead of an Amorous heat, a chilling sweat overrun their trembling Joints, and a sudden amazement made their Hair to stand an end; whereupon they betook them to their Heels, and fear adding Wings to their Feet, in an instant they were out of sight. Ricardo was well pleased with their flight, he leaving behind him his Cloak, and she her Scarf, besides the Money he had gotten before, so that now he thought himself well satisfied for what he had spent at the Wedding, besides the pleasure he had in spending his Money; whereupon he resolved to proceed on in his Journey; where how he found his Master, and what befell Sir Billy after his parting from him, shall be declared in the next Chapter.   

CHAP. 10. Sir Billy's encounter with a Dancer on the Ropes, how he was carried before a Justice of the Peace, and set free by Ricardo by the help of his Invisible-Ring.  
SIR Billy, after he had parted from Ricardo, was in a very bad condition, for Money he had none, without which it is but bad Travelling either amongst Friends or Foes; and though he had read that Knights Errand never carried any Money about them, but that they were to be entertained Gratis wherever they came, yet it troubled him not a little that he was equipped neither like a Knight nor Squire, having left both his Horse and Armour behind him at the Sage Frestons, yet had he still his trusty Sword Rosero, which sword he prized at a very high rate, as that wherewith he was to obtain all his future Conquests. In this disconsolate posture he marched along both weary and hungry, until such time as night with his black shade began to shut in the day, and Phoebus with his Golden locks went to rest himself upon the pillow of fair Thetis Bed, when to his comfort he came to a sumptuous Inn, adorned with a most stately Sign, which he, according to the Fantasies of Knight Errantry that always run in his mind, took to be a Castle for the relief of those of his profession, into which he boldly entered, and meeting with the Host, who for his bulk was big enough to command an Host of men, encountered him in this manner.  
Most worthy Governor of this Famous Castle, know that I am one who for the good of my Country have devoted myself to the exercise of Arms, for the relief of distressed Knights and Ladies; against which Honourable intentions envy hath always bend the force of her malic, by employing the help of wicked Enchanters and Negromancers to hinder their designs, of which myself am an example, who by the malice of a wicked Magician am deprived of my Horse and Armour, as also of the Company of my trusty Squire Ricardo, than whom never had Knight Errand a more trusty Servant; therefore according to the Law of Arms I request entertainment in your Castle, as formerly Men of our profession used to have.  
The Host being (as most of their profession are) a merry Man, hearing him talk so extravagantly, and having himself read some Books of Chivalry, whereby he the better understood what manner of people they were; He therefore resolved to humour him in his follies, and by his humours toll Customers to his House, whereupon he returned him this answer.  
Sir Knight Errand, for such at first sight I judged you to be by your kill-Dragon ●ook; you are heartily welcome to my Castle; for I suppose you to be no less than either Son to Amadis de Gaul, Huon of Bordeaux, or the renowned Don Belianis of Greece, whose Heroic Acts have been Trumpeted about through all the World by the Pens of most Famous Historians. And indeed right happily are ye come, since hard by is an Adventure to be performed, which if ye do achieve will eternize you● Name, and make ye Famous to all posterity.  
Perform it (said Sir Billy) and make ye a doubt of my performance? I tell ye if it were as difficult as the twelve labours of Hercules; be it Monster, Giant, Dragon, or Fiend of Hell, I shall not fear to encounter with him. Now so it was that in another Inn of the Town, there was a Show of Vaulting or Dancing on the Ropes, which had gotten all the Custom from this our Host, wherefore he thought by Sir Billy's Fool-hardiness to spoil his Sport of Dancing, or at leastwise to make such divertisement as might gain Guests to resort to his House.  
But Sir Billy's Stomach wanted a recruit, and therefore would admit of no further parley, but desired the Host to accommodate him with some Victuals, and the next Morning (said he) by that time Phoebus begins to appear in the East I will prepare myself for this Adventure; whereupon by the Hosts command some Victuals was set before him, on which he fed very heartily, and having refreshed himself, desired of the Host to tell him the Nature of this Adventure? For (said he) Knights Errand are only to fight in a rightful case, and therefore if this Adventure be for the relief of the distressed, or for the vindication of some worthy Lady's Honour, I shall perform it; But if the Case be unjust, for the maintenance of wrong, and upholding of Tyranny, then are we forbidden by the Law of Arms to draw our Swords in their defence; therefore resolve me in this doubt, that I may employ my Manhood accordingly.  
The Host hearing his speech, thought he would fit him for a story accordingly, and therefore replied in this manner.  
Renowned and invincible Knight at Arms, the revenger of wrongs, and succorer of the oppressed; that you may be ascertained of the Justness of your undertake, know that near to this Castle there lived an ancient and Hospitable Knight called Sir Gratiosa, who for the comfort of his Old Age had only one Daughter named Praxada a Lady of transcendent excellencies, to whom the Queen of Love might serve for a foil; her Beauty such as was able to make Hercules to turn the spit, and cleave his Club to make the Fire; and as chaste as the hardened ro●k, or a picture cut in Alabaster, so that you might as soon tempt a Votary to Sin, or remove a Scythian rock, as shoot a Fire into ●er chaste breast. The Fame of these her excellencies spread so far, that at length it came to the ears of a certain Necromancer named Oscanus, who knowing such Jewels were ready to be snatched at by every person, resolved to engross her to himself; but knowing his ill Nature to be such that ●er Father would never consent she should be his Wife, he therefore thought it in vain by fair means to see to obtain her; and knowing by his Devilish spells, and wicked Enchantments, that she used every Evening at such time as Phoebus was Inning his Chariot in the glooming West, to Walk in a Meadow near adjoining to their Castle, he sent thither a Spirit in the likeness of her Father, who by cunning insinuations and sly persuasions, inveighed her to walk into a Grove hard by, where he had placed some Armed Men, that by main force took her and brought her away with them unto the place of his abiding, where now he keeps her full sore against her will; and to amuse the people that none should attempt to rescue her, he by the help of a Magical Staff which he holds in his hands, seems to dance and fly in the Air; And 'tis said that by the Fates 'tis so decreed, that the Lady shall 〈◊〉 be delivered until such time as some Valiant Knight to whom it is ordained to end all his Enchantments, shall by his Manhood overcome him, and tumble him down from an Enchanted Rope whereon he treads, whereby his Magical Arts shall have no power, and the Lady be delivered from her endurance.  
Now by the Honour of my Knighthood, (said Sir Billy,) I shall not cease until I have pursued this wicked Necromancer, and put an end to his Devilish Enchantments, whereby the Lady may be delivered. You do very well in that, (said the Host,) for what greater Honour can there be, than to succour those that, are in distress, and to punish all such wicked doers that by Diabolical arts seek the harm and destruction of others.  
Whereupon it was concluded, because Sir Billy was weary with Travelling, he should the next way go to Bed; But all that Night he could take no rest for thinking of the Combat he should have the next day; And in these thoughts he continued till the Rosy Morning had drawn her Sable Curtains and let in the day, when rising from his Bed, he made himself ready, and the better to enable himself for fight called for a Breakfast, which the Cookmaid over hea●ing, You Call (said she) with Authority, as if you were some great person, I wish you have Money to pay for that you have called for already. Discourteous Damosel, (said Sir Billy,) that knowest not what belongs to the Law of Arms, hast thou remained all this time in Ignorance, and knowest not that Knights Errand are privileged from paying any thing wherever they come; when did ever the renowned Montelion, Sir Egre, or Pheander the Maiden-Knight, carry any Money about them? The Wench by his Discourse thought that either he was Lunatic, or that he had abused her in hard Words, and therefore was minded to have a Game at Scold with him, had not her Master interposed, bidding her get her about her Business, for at that instant came in three or four of his acquaintance, to whom he had imparted his design, who saluted Sir Billy with Words befitting a Man of his profession, especially one of them, who spoke to him in this manner.  
Most puissant Knight, whose Warlike Acts have already filled Fames Golden Trumpet, and whose renowned deeds of Arms will hereafter be inscribed on ever-during leaves of Brass; We being informed by the renowned Governor of this Famous Castle, of your intentions to encounter with the Flying Necromancer, could do no less than come to congratulate and applaud this your so honourable undertaking, which may sufficiently evidence to the World the great need that Knight Errantry should be again revived, which too long hath lain sleeping in the Grave of Oblivion, to the great increase of Negromancers, Magicians, and Enchanters, which now uncontroled do practice their Diabolical Arts.  
I Swear (said Sir Billy) by the bloody Falshion of fiery Mars, that there is no Trade, Calling or Occupation, so good nor beneficial to Mankind as Knight Errantry; were it not for them how would Tyrants and Monsters overrun the World; Dragons, Satyrs, Lions, and other ravenous C●eatures depopulate whole Countries, had not St. George killed the burning Dragon in Egypt, how had that Country been destroyed, and had not he with the other six Champions of Christendom overcome Leoger Knight of the Black-Castle, how would the Shepherd have been revenged of him for the Ravishment of his Daughter, and how would the King of Babylon at that time been freed from his Enchantment? How would Magicians and Negromancers work Mischief in every place, were they not taken down by our invincible hands; as I intent (my Lady Dulcina being propitious to me) to work with this wicked Enchanter to day, and to set the Lady Praxada free from her Imprisonment.  
Th●se last words were spoken with such a confident boldness, as if the work were already done, and instantly he would have gone about it, had they not persuaded him that the Enchanter appeared not so soon in the Morning, (for they were resolved not to let him go till the Rope-Dancer had gotten a great concourse of people about him) and to that end one was appointed to bring them word when the time was fit for the purpose. In the mean space Sir Billy held them in a long discourse concerning the loss of his Armour, and how his Squire was separated from him, imputing it all to the malice of Magicians and Enchanters, who are evermore envious against Men of his profession▪ Whilst they were thus talking, the Messenger gave them Notice, that then was a fit time for him to come; wherefore they acquainted him that the Magician was now acting his freaks. Then let me alone (said he) show me but the place and the business is done; ask them also if they would not go with him to see how he would undevil the Necromancer? who excused themselves with a pretence of fear; Fear (said Sir Billy) is a passion wherewith Knights Errand are unacquainted, whose Hearts Scorn Danger, and dive for honour into a Sea of Blood; therefore if you are afraid stay behind, for I am resolved not to shun any Danger wherein the honour of our Knighthood is concerned.  
And so being directed by a Boy which they sent with him, he went the next way to the Inn, where he soon spied his supposed Enchanter Vaulting on the Rope, with Jack-Pudding showing Antic Tricks to make the people laugh; whereupon Sir Billy drawing his Sword, cried out to them with a loud Voice, Come down you wicked Enchanters, Sons of the Devil, the ingredients of wickedness, that have contracted in a Soul the Body of all Mischief, you that have practised Villainy from your Cradle, and from the dug sucked mischief more than Milk; the Monopoly of Vice, and Hieroglyphic of all ill. Come down I say, and deliver up the Lady Praxada, and submit yourselves to the mercy of the Invincible Knight at Arms, Sir Billy of Billerecay; or I shall in an instant send your Souls to the burning Banks of Acheron, that Flaming Torrent, where the sad Furies bathe their ugly Limbs, there to be tormented, and burn with everlasting Flames of slinking Pitch.  
All the Spectators were extremely amazed at Sir Billy's oration; some thought him to be a Madman; others, that it was a device of the Dancing Master for the diversion of the Company, and amongst the rest Jack-Pudding was of the same Opinion, who to add to their Mirth turned up his Bum to Sir Billy, which so incensed our Knight Errand, that he gave him a prick on the Buttock with his Sword that made Jack to roar and bellow like a Bull. The Dancing-Master seeing that Sir Billy was in earnest, in a great fear leapt off the Rope, and with the fright fell flat along, which Sir Billy spying, leapt upon him, and setting the point of his Sword to his Breast, said, Yield thyself thou foul Enchanter, and deliver me the Keys wherein thou hast imprisoned the Lady Praxada, or else I shall instantly send thy Soul to accompany those wicked Magicians and Negromancers which have formerly been put to Death by Knights Errand before me.  
I know of no Keys (said the Dancing-Master) nor have any thing in my Pocket save only a paper of Verses which was sent me by a Friend in praise of my profession. Let me see them (said Sir Billy) and that instantly, that I may know by what wicked Arts thou practisest ●hy Enchantments. I practise no Enchantments (quoth the Danceing-Master) and therefore take away thy Sword and thou shalt see what is ●n it. Whereupon the Company persuaded Sir Billy to let him alone whilst he had read what was written; which being granted, the Dancing-Master pulled it out of his Pocket, and it being read, contained as followeth.  
Sir, hearing by Fame's Trumpet your Ability,  
In the performing rare feats of Agility,  
I thought I could no less do in Civility,  
Than give you praise for this your Doubility,  
Which far (alas) transcendeth my Debility,  
My weak, infirm, faint, impotent Fragility,  
And therefore I implore you in Humility,  
That as you are descended from Gentility,  
But not one whit allied unto Nobility,  
That you will Pardon this my Imbecility,  
Of which I hope there is a Possibility,  
Because that I in you find great Stability,  
That you will Pardon my Muse's Sterility;  
So wishing unto you a long Tranquillity,  
And that your Calling may have great Utility,  
To all Spectators and Friends Visibility.  
Sir Billy hearing such hard cramp words, would not believe but that they were plain Conjuring, and therefore Swore by the Bloody Falshion of Mars he ●ould Cut off his Head, and would also have been as good as his word had not the people ran in and held his hands. In the mean time the Dancing-Master got away and sent for a Constable, whom when Sir Billy spied, he strove to get out of their hands, crying with a loud Voice, Come all ye infernal Spirits whatsoever, and with your Damned Magical Charms do your worst, I am prepared to encounter with ye all. But the Constable a sturdy robustious Fellow, taking him by the Choler, struck up his heels, and disarming him of his Sword, said unto him, Sir Errand Rascal, or Madbrained Fool, what whimsy possessed thy Idle Coxcomb to make such a disturbance amongst the People; Thinkest thou Proud Princocks to encounter with a Company, and art not able to grapple with a single Person; If you know not how to use your Liberty, but in playing such freaks, I shall bestow you in such a place where your whole employment shall be to pick straws. And so would have had him the next way to the Cage, but understanding there was a Justice of the Peace in the Town, he thought it more Convenient to have his advice in the matter, and therefore was dragging Sir Billy thither, when in the interim his Squire Ricardo, who (as we told you before) went in pursuit of his Master, coming that way, soon espied them, and having understood by one of the Fellows the occasion of his so handling, he resolved to succour him out of their hands, and to that purpose putting on his Invisible-Ring he followed them to the Justices, to whom the Constable, the Dancing-Master, and especially Jack-Pudding made a grievous complaint, aggravating his offence in several circumstances, as that he had not only hindered him the taking much Money, but disabled both himself and his Man from further performances, the one by his fall, the other by the Wound which he had given him; besides the affrightment of the people, and breach of the King's Peace, in drawing his Naked Sword, and doing what in him lay to have mischiefed others.  
Ricardo all this while stood by unperceived, but diligently marked what was done, and seeing the Constable to lay his Master's Sword on the Table, he snatched, it up, and drawing it out of the Sheath, flourished it about his Head, which the Company seeing, it struck them into a sudden amazement to see a Sword so flaunt it about without ever a hand to guide it, so that fear adding Wings to their Feet, they ran as if Old NicK were behind them. Sir Billy was as much amazed as any of them, but that it might not be thought that Knights Errand were daunted for any thing, he stirred not a jot. And now the Coast being clear, Ricardo Counterfeiting his Voice, said to Sir Billy, I am an Invisible Spirit sent from the wise Urganda, the Lady of the Woods, to deliver thee out of the hands of thy Enemies, therefore follow me and thou shalt be safe. And with those words passed away, still flourishing the Sword about his Head, whom Sir Billy followed directly step by step, verily imagining he was Succoured by some divine power according as he had read in his Books of Knight Errantry, many of the people saw him as he went along, but durst not come near him their fear was so great, so that they passed clear away, none being so hardy to follow after them.   

CHAP. 11. Ricardo going to recover his Master's Horse and Armour, acteth a very pleasant Adventure in an Inn, with other things which happened.  
RIcardo having brought his Master quite out of danger, let fall his Sword for Sir Billy to take up, and conveyed himself away by a Compass to meet him with his Invisible-Ring off, because his Master should not know by what means he was set free, nor yet the virtue of his Ring, which he was always resolved to keep secret to himself. Sir Billy wondered as much to see his Sword laid on the Ground before him without hands, and was at first in a quandary whether he should take it up or no; but being verily persuaded it was the will of the wise Vrganda that he should shift for himself, he took it up and went his way, but he had not gone far, when Ricardo met him, who seeming to wonder much at their so accidental meeting, fell to embracing him, with many expressions of Joy for this their so happy rencontre, desiring his Master to tell him what Successes he had met with since their last parting.  
My trusty. Squire (said Sir Billy) I were not worthy to be thy Master should I deny thee so small a request; Know then that after such time I parted from thee, (occasioned by the unfortunate pursuit of my Father, by the malign influence of some Cross-grained Planet, or rather the hatred of wicked Spirits and Negromancers which they bear to Knights Errand) wand'ring whether Fortune was pleased to guide me, I came to a certain Castle, where I heard of an Adventure of a flying Necromancer. And so related all had befallen him as you heard before; only imputing his Misfortunes to the Malice of Magicians and Enchanters, and how he was rescued from them by Vrganda Lady of the Woods, with the Miraculous Brandishing of his Sword, and dropping before him.  
Ricardo heard all with great seeming attention, and now began to counsel his Master, that seeing that Knight Errantry was attended with so many troubles and dangers to leave it off; but Sir Billy would by no means condescend thereunto; saying, That the immortal Honour attained by Arms, could not be purchased without much hazard and danger, the rugged Paths leading thereunto being altogether Paved with Perils; an Ounce of Honour costing a Pound of Blood. And therefore (said Ricardo) since the purchase is so dear, far better it is to let it alone; what avails Honour in the Grave, nor will it without Money purchase the Belly full of Victuals.  
Sir Billy was so incensed against Ricardo for these as he thought Cowardly expressions, that in a great rage he burst forth into this exclamation. O thou Dasterdly Son of Fear, thou offspring of Clinias and Dametas, that wouldst sooner creep into a Scabbard than draw a Sword; that at the approach of danger, art ready to run away from thyself, like the satire that ran away at the Noise of the Horn which he himself blew; being ready to Sink at the very Name of Wounds and Scars, as if thou hadst indented with the Grave to bring all thy Limbs thither. Thinkest thou such a Cowardly passion and fear shall ever take possession of the least Limb about me? No, know that I am of such undaunted, high, erected Spirit, as may make the Dead Quake in their Grave to think of me; who if I should not live to enjoy the Honour purchased with my Blood, yet will I leave the World my Executor, to whom I will bequeath the rich inheritance of my Memory.  
These thundering words made Ricardo to quake with astonishment, so that fearing to exasperate hi● Master any further, he condescended to accompany him in the pursuance of his Knightly adventures. But now their. chiefest care was for the Recovery of their Old Horses, or else to be furnished with new. Sir Billy was of opinion that Knight Errantry would warrant them to take Horses in any place where they could find them; but Ricardo who valued his Life more than Sir Billy did his, and who of all Deaths dreaded that most of being Hanged up in the Air like a Dog, was altogether against it. He therefore (trusting to the virtue of his Invisible Ring) told his Master, that if he would abscond himself for a little space, in some place where he might know to find him again, he would undertake through his Ingenuity, to help them to their Old Horses. But how can this be done (said Sir Billy,) without force of Arms, and wh● more proper for Arms than myself, Did you ●ver read of any Squires Errand that took ●pon themselves adventures without the help of ●heir Masters? No, as I am to participate ●f the purchase, so will I also of the peril in obtaining it.  
But Ricardo would by no means yield to ●hat, telling his Master, That the way to get ●heir Horses again must be accomplished by Policy, and not by force of Arms; and though he knew him to be as valiant as the Renowned Hercules or the valorous Champion St. George for England, yet many times were things brought to pass by weak means, which the greatest strength nor Manhood could do.  
Billy overcome by these reasons, condescended to stay behind in a place they agreed on, and Ricardo with much confidence went forward in his Journey, making all the hast he could to get to the place where he had left old Thomasio, before he was gone away with the Horses; and such hast he made that he got thither by such time as bright Phoebus began to Inn his Chariot in the Glooming West; where after some small enquiry, he found he had taken up his Inn with an intent to be gone the next morning betimes. Ricardo who loved sport as well as Business, was resolved if possible to have some that Night; and thereupon putting on his Invisible Ring, entered the Inn, going from Room to Room to view each Company and hear their Discourse, which generally was of Sir Billy's strange escape, some saying one thing▪ and others affirming another: but Old Thomasio with Mouth full bore, said, That i● was none other than that young Rascal Ricardo, who s●●ce his rambling with my Son is turned an arrant Witch, and I am afraid ha● bewitched my Son to take this Vagabond Coarse of Life he leads.  
Ricardo hearing these words, as he thought very Derogatory to an Esquire belonging to a Knight Errand, could forbear no longer, but as Thomasio was busy inveighing against him, he gave him such a Chuck under his Chin, that he well near bit his Tongue asunder, which mad the Old Man to bellow like a Bull, not knowing whom to blame for his hurt, nor would the Company be persuaded otherwise but that it was only himself which did it, every one of them protesting they meddled not with him▪ Ricardo had much ado to forbear laughing outright, but that he might not be heard, he passed on further, and in a by Corner he spied a young Man and a Lass at close hug together, he hanging at her lips as a Padlock on a Pedlars Pack; whereupon he drew close to them, and by their discourse perceived they were two Servants in the House who had appointed a Friendly meeting that Night together, the time and place being both nominated, which Ricardo took special notice of, resolving to make one of their Company, and to that purpose searched about till he came to the Chamber which by their description was to be their meeting place. Here he stayed expecting their Company, not minding to hide himself, as being secured by his Invisible-Ring, nor indeed was there any need thereof, for presently after, had Night hid the Face of the Earth with her Sable pinions, and the Jolly Charioteer hurled her black Mantle o'er the Hemisphre; whereupon those Guests who lived near repaired home, and old Thomasio, and the rest who lodged there, went to their Beds, the better to rise betimes the next Morning.  
And now was the time come for the two Lovers to meet, which for their more security they did severally; and first the Wench, a long strapping Jade, come in as gingerly as if she trod on the points of Needles, or slippery Ice, who having stripped herself, and got into the Bed, immediately followed her Mate, a stout lubberly Fellow, but brawney Backed, sufficiently able to satisfy her appetite: He also pulling off his clothes, went to Bed to her; which Ricardo perceiving, and that their clothes lay apart from the Bed, he got them up under his Arm, and as softly as was possible, carried them out of the Room with him; and finding the Key in the Door with as much silence as a dark Night was capable of he locked it, and finding all the whole Household bathing their weary Temples in the dew of sleep, after he had set open the Street-Door for a free passage for himself to go out, he with a Stentorian voice cried out, Fire, Fire in the Maid's Chamber; which so alarmed the House, that in an instant they were all gotten to the Chamber-Door, which finding locked, they rapt and bounced at it as Men who said we must and will come in. The two Lovers who were busy in their Amorous embraces, hearing such a noise, were more amazed than Circe's Prisoners when they felt themselves turned into Beasts; and searching for their clothes, when they could find none, were almost at their Wit's end.  
Those on the other side who were busy at the Door, hearing them not come to open it, thought they were smothered in the Fire, and at last with much a do broke open the Door; but seeing no Fire, nor any sign of Fire, they struck a light and walked in, where searching narrowly, they found the two Lovers starknaked under the Bed. This unexpected sight turned their fear into an exceeding laughter, but the two poor ●overs were so confounded with shame that they could not speak▪ imagining the Devil had been there himself in proper Person and fetched away their clothes. And now their Mistress who also had come running headlong in the fright, began to introgate them, how and by what means they were there together, and where were there clothes? When the Wench looking wistly upon her, spied a Man's Hose on her Leg, which she knew to be a Gentleman's that oft frequented the House, and that Night was come thither; whereupon mistrusting that which indeed happened to be true, she started up of a was sudden, and ran as fast as she could to her Mistress' Bed, into which she entered, and no sooner there but she found herself in the Gentleman's Arms who owed the Hose her Mistress had on: He thinking her to be his, and the Mistress of the House; But before he could ask her any questions what was the cause of this hurley burley, some of the people were come running after the Wench, and there found that the Mistress was equally concerned with the Maid. And now the Gentleman was as much abashed as the young Man before, not only to see himself taken in that manner, but also with one whom he esteemed a far greater disparagement than if it had been her Mistress; nor could he well tell, being acted in the dark, if this same were not his former Bedfellow, thinking her Mistress might put a trick upon him. The Mistress herself seeing things thus acted, slipped into another Room, and putting on some other clothes, appeared amongst them as one whose Soul sa● enthroned with Spotless Innocence, and sought to persuade the standers by, that the Maid had only run thither to hide herself, deeply protesting (which she might easily do) that the Gentleman was as innocen●●●●s herself.  
But now here was another question, how the Gentleman should come into the Mistress' Bed? Now old Thomasio who had also risen with the rest, alarmed at the Noise of a Fire in the House, would needs persuade them, that all was done by Enchantment, telling them what had happened in his Town, as also what they had seen in their own, how his Son's Sword without help of Hands marched away of itself; The Mistress of the House seconded him therein, affirming it must needs be so, else how could the Gentleman be brought into her Bed; but one of the Guests affirmed, that he thought it was rather the Charms of the Petticoat than any other Magical Charms.  
Whilst they were thus arguing the case, Ricardo was as busy in ordering of the clothes he had brought out of the Chamber, which he fixed upon two poles, and having some glimmering light by the help of the Moon, he writ these Verses on a piece of Paper, and pined them to the Clo●ths.  
To punish Lechery, and for no Theft,  
These clothes were took away, and here are left.  
By this time the Morning began to dawn, and the blooming light to bl●sh from the East; the Sun by degrees gild the Horizon with his radiance; whereupon Old Thomasio resolved not to go to his Bed again, but to prepare for his going home; and to that end went into the Stable, and bringing out his own and his Son's Horse, laid Sir Billy's Armour on the one, intending to ride on the other; and having fitted all things to his purpose, hung his Horses at the Door, whilst he went in to pay his Reckoning. Ricardo who stood by all this while undiscerned, neglected not this opportunity, but untying the Horses, got up, and away he went with them as hard as he could drive.  
Some of the Servants seeing the Horses thus to run away as they thought of themselves, told Thomasio what had happened, who with a Sorrowful Countenance looked after them, as who should take his last farewell of them. Now the vengeance light on that ●i●ked Varlet (said he, wring his hands, and tearing the little remainder of his Hair from off his Head) did not I tell you that what was done in this House to Night was done by Enchantment, and so by Enchantment are my Horses taken away; This is that incarnate Devil, th●t Devil in Hose and Doublet, Ricardo, the very abstract of all faults, the imposthume of all corruption, and the perfection of all wickedness; It is he that hath stolen away my Horses, it is he that hath persuaded my Son to all this foolery of Knight Errantry, the Devil's Factor for all ungraciousness, and the very epitome of all evil.  
In the mean time Ricardo having gotten on horseback, made as much haste as if he had been flying from Death, so that in short space he was gotten clean out of sight; nor did he much slacken his pace till he came where his Master was, who having spied him with the two Horses, he was ready to leap out of his skin for Joy, being more glad than is the teeming Earth to see the longed for Sun, or the tired Seaman to descry Land; My trusty Squire (said Sir Billy) more welcome art thou unto me, than was the wand'ring Ulysses after his Ten Years Travels to the chaste Penelope; nay far more welcome than Health to the diseased Person, or drink unto the thirsty Soul. And thou my trusty Steed Bellerophon, never shalt thou more for any danger whatsoever be parted from me, whom I will keep as close unto me, as gripe of Fist or lips of Lovers when they melt in Kisses.  
But Ricardo thinking himself not safe so near, desired his Master to mount his Horse and be going from thence; but Sir Billy would not stir till he had surveyed his Armour, and finding his due-order, he armed himself, and then bestriding Bellerophon, which he had not done in many a day before, he pranced on his back in as much state as the renowned Hector before the Walls of Ilium. So proceeding on their way, which according to the Nature of Knights Errand, is, never out of their way, they came to a Town where was a Fair kept that day, which Sir Billy Fancied to be the Camp of some Pagan Army, and therefore resolved to set upon them, and with his single prowess to overcome them; where how he sped in his attempt, you shall hear in the Chapter following.   

CHAP. 12. Sir Billy's ill success in his adventure against the Pedlars: How he was rescued by Ricardo by the help of his Invisible-Ring: With other things that happened.  
SIR Billy seeing before him so many Booths and Stalls, with a multitude of people amongst them, called to Ricardo, and said, My most faithful Squire, partaker with me in all my Troubles and Adventures; Now are we come to the brink of Honour, the inheritance of Fame, that great engagement to great purposes, which shall raise our Names from the black edicts of a Tyrant Grave. Know then that this is the Camp of that wicked Monster, the cruel Pagan Prince Brontes, who with an Army of miscreant Soldiers wandreth about the World spoiling and destroying all wheresoever he comes; Now is the time come for my Victorious Arm to put a period to all his mischiefs; this is the allotted season to put an end to his damnable designs, and to raise a Pyramid of praise to myself by destroying such a brood of insolent Vermin. And therefore Ricardo stand thou still and be a Spectator of my valorous performances. And therewithal putting his Lance into his Rest, offered to run against the multitude; which Ricardo seeing, with a voice as loud as the bawling of the Oyster-Wives at Billingsgate, cried unto him; Ah Wretch be●e●t of sense, seest thou that is not an Army of Pagans, but very Christian men, yea such very Christian Men as inhabit in our Parish; I tell thee misled Master of mine, it is a Fair, and such a Fair as is kept by Pedlars at our Town of Billerecay on the 22d day of July. But Sir Billy who imagined every thing to be as he had read in his Books of Knight Errantry, would hear no reason, but spurring Bellerophon with winged haste road to the Fair, and instantly overthrew two or three Pedlars stalls. Vile Miscreants (said Sir Billy) whose wickedness is such as makes the Earth groan to support your weight; to whom Murders are but resolute acts, and Treasons matters of small consequence; Now shall my enraged Blood tickle itself with a pleasing revenge for satisfaction of your misdeeds; sending so many of your Souls to Pluto's grizly habitation, as shall make Charon to sweat with wafting you over the Stygian River.  
The Pedlars who had been damnified by Sir Billy's adventure, hearing his terrible threatening words, and seeing the spoil he had already done, thought it was best to be stir themselves; and snatching up some poles, the broken remainders of their Stalls, they set upon Sir Billy on every side, some before, and some behind him, that at length they knocked down the Knight Errand, who lay streaking for Life under his Horse's heels. Then began they to gather up their Wares, which confusedly lay strewed upon the Ground; Here a parcel of Jewstrumps quite out of Tune, their Babies, Rattles, Tumblers, Boxes, all Trophies of Sir Billy's Manhood, who lay all this while in a Trance.  
Whilst these things were a doing, Ricardo ●hat he might see the end of his Master's adventure, having secured his Horse, slipped on his Invisible Ring, and following after, saw all what had betided him, which made him almost half out of Love with following any▪ more the pursuit of Knight Errantry: Yet not to leave his Master in this distress, whilst the Pedlars were busy in gathering up their Goods, he went and pulled him from under his Horse's Feet, where he lay as senseless as was his undertaking the Adventure, with a broken head, and no doubt his brains had flown about had he had any in his Skull.  
Ricardo having gotten his Master from under his Horse's Feet, wrapped his own Cloak about him, and so carried him away. Invisible, when returning to fetch his Horse, he found the Pedlars had seized on him, who having scrambled up their Goods for fear others as Knavish as he Foolish might filch some from them, not finding the Man any where, seized upon the Horse, resolving that should make good the damage they had sustained. Ricardo seeing what was done, and judging by it of their intent, resolved the Game should not go so, and having on his Invisible Ring, and a good Battoon in his hand, he struck the party with the same who had hold of the Horse, he feeling it smart, and not knowing from whence the blow came, with as much eagerness struck at another, and that other again at a fourth, so that in an instant, parts taking, six or seven of them were together by the ears. Whilst this Game at Handy-Fists was thus playing, Ricardo shifted away with the Horse, and they having sound battered each other, and not knowing well why this quarrel was begun, began to have a breathing space, but then looking for the Horse from whence they all hoped for satisfaction, and finding him to be gone as well as his Master, they each of them thought the other had conveyed him away, whereby a new quarrel arose betwixt them, and from words again to blows more sharp and eager than before.  
But the case was not so Tragical on their side, as it was on Ricardo's, who returning with the Horse to his Master, found him without sense or motion, as one inroled in the register of death, and ready to cast off the robe of Clay, and drop into the Grave. Ricardo finding him in this condition, was almost at his wit's end, not knowing what to do, nor whether to have him, his Master by going about to redress wrongs, having committed so many, that scarce was any place safe for them to resort to.  
In this uncouth condition, as he was ruminating what to do, came by an Old Man with Grizly Hairs, one whose Fortunes were out at the heels, as his clothes were out at the Elbows, in sum, a Beggar, whose hourly wants made him trudge from place to place for relief. He hearing Ricardo's complaint, and imagining his Master to have been one of the H●gh-Pad, and therefore wanted a place to repose himself, told Ricardo that if he would go along with him, he would help him to a convenience answerable to his desire, a place which by the coverture of tall spreading Trees, was invisible to the Rays of the Sun, and hid from the radiance of each sparkling Star Recardo entertained this motion as a voice from Heaven, and with many thankful words accepted of his proffer; so taking Sir Billy up on the Horse for fear of being pursued, they hasted away, and by direction of the Old Man came to a place where Solitariness itself might be said to dwell, being Situated in the midst of a Thicket of Trees, Quick-set-Hedges, and Bushes; here did they enter into a Cottage erected on purpose for the entertainment of Beggars, Mumpers, and such kind of people, where they freely spend the Coin they get in begging, having general randezvouzes there at certain times of the Year. To this stately Mansion did they bring that Victorious Knight at Arms, Sir Billy of Billerecay, where having disburdened his Horse of him, they carried him to a Bed, who all this while lay as if his Soul were Eclipsed from his Body. Now Ricardo being solicitous for a Surgeon, this old Mumper who was skilful in making of Climbs and raising blisters on legs to move people to compassion, and healing them again at his pleasure; he voluntarily undertook to be Sir Billy's Chirurgeon; and administering some small matter unto him, our Knight, as if new risen from some Trance, began to open his Eyes, and after two or three yawns, stretching out his legs, and fetching a deep sigh, he said, Think not proud Pagans though you have unhorsed me, for to prevail: It is not all your Magical Charms that can daunt my Valour, or make me to repent my enterprise upon ye. When looking aside, spying the Old Beggar, whom for distinction sake we will call Geryon. And thou cursed Prince Brontes (said he) who art the head of this mischievous rout, now shall thy wickedness return upon thine own head, and the punishment that I shall inflict upon thee be so terrible, that Babes unborn shall tremble at the recital of it.  
Ricardo hearing his Master talk so Idly, began assuredly to think that all his pretensions to Knight Errantry, was but a mere feigned thing, and that though he had entertained and feasted at some gentlemen's Houses, under the notion of such a Person, it was more to make sport with him, than any reality that was in it; so thus his hopes of being Governor of some Famous Island, began to dwindle to a mere nothing; and hearing his Master to proceed in his extravagant discourse, he thus interrupted him. I think (Sir Billy) all things considered, it had been better for you still to have been at home keeping your Father's Sheep, and I in his Barn threshing of Corn, than wand'ring thus about the World like Vagabonds, seeking of impossibilities, and dreaming of finding Castles in the Air; for to no other end hath been all our attempts as yet, our only purchases having been Blows, Bastings, and Bastinadoes, instead of Crowns, Kingdoms and Principalities.  
Sir Billy turning him on his side, as well as his bruised Body would give him leave; Friend Ricardo (said he) thou speakest as one ignorant in Arms, and therefore I shall the more bear with thee; Oh! if those worthy Knights, Sir Huon of Bourdeaux, Sir Amadis de Gaul, Sir Palmendis, Palmerin of England, Palmerin D▪ oliva, or those other renowned Heroes mentioned in Books of Knight Errantry were now alive, how would they laugh at thy Ignorance, what wouldst thou reap thy Harvest before thou Sowest thy Corn, gather thy Fruit before the Trees be grafted, drink the Wine e'er the Vine be planted? did not St. George suffer seven years' imprisonment in a Dungeon in Persia, before he came to be King of Morocco and Egypt; what troubles did the Famous Chiron of England endure, before he obtained the Beautiful Cassiopia in Marriage? How many Crosses, Troubles and vexations, suffered the renowned Montelion Knight of the Oracle, before he enjoyed the Beautiful Lady Philotheta for his Wife? There is nothing to be obtained without much Trouble and Hazard; he that will Travel upon the Sea, must address himself to abide the Peril of every storm; he that will enjoy the sweet content of Felicity, must undergo all the hard haps of envious adversity; and he that will in this spacious World seek the Advantage of Honour, must look e'er he attain it to meet with many Misfortunes.  
But those Men you spoke of (said Ricardo) spent their time in killing of Giants, Monsters, and Tyrants; whereas all your Encounters have been only against Scare-Crows, Poppet-Shows, and Pedlars, whereby you have received more Ignominy than Honour; And therefore my resolution is, that if henceforward you will not be ruled from running yourself into needless dangers, mistaking Inns for Castles, and Fairs for Armies, I shall resign up my Squire-Errant-ship, and leave you alone to the pursuance of your Follies.  
Sir Billy was so angry with Ricardo at these words, that could he have come at him, there had been a mortal affray between the Knight and his Squire; but his bruises and Sores would not admit him to stir. Now whilst they were in this consternation, came in the Constable, attended with Four or five rusty Halberds, bringing with them a young lusty sturdy Rogue, who being taken in a notorious Thievery, upon promise of Favour had confessed all that he knew concerning this House, how it was the receptacle of their stolen Goods, and the randezvouze of them that stole them.  
Upon that information, the Constable made a strict search thorough all the House, securing every one he found therein; But Sir Billy whose thoughts were wholly taken up with what he had read in his Romantic Histories; seeing the Constable and his Guard, cried out, Oh ye haters and torments▪ of Knights Errand, ye off spring of Pluto and Cerebus, always envious of the good of Mankind, may mischief and sorrow go along with ye, may hearts discontent, and Sore affliction be play fellows to keep you Company; may Poison be your▪ drink, and Gall, nay worse than Gall, the dainties that ye taste. Think not ye wicked Negromancers, whose exercise is Murder and sullen Tragedies, think no● (● say) with all your Sorceries and Charms to prevail against me, who am ordained by the Fates to be a Scourge and plague to all such wicked Miscreants.  
These words listened to attentively by the Constable, made him to wonder what kind of Person this should be; and being told that he was a Knight Errand, I have heard (said he) of Knights of the Garter, Knights of St. Michael, Knights of the Golden Fleece, and several other sorts of Knights, but never of Knights-Errant, and therefore I rather take him fo● a Knight-vagrant, and as a Vagrant I apprehend him, till I know further from whence his Honour is derived.  
Proud Magician (said Sir Billy,) who knowest not what belongs to true Honour, think not to escape my hands without Chastisement, Maugre the power of the Stygian Prince thy Hellbred Master, and all his infernal band of Devils. The Constable hea●ing him rave in this manner, like a Bull stung by Hornets, or like one of Bacchus' frantic raging Nuns, imagined him to be one who was scarce Master of his Wits, and therefore thought him to be an object of pity rather than of punishment; but casting his head aside, and seeing Sir Billy's Armour lie on a side Table, he thought them not things fitting for a Madman to have in possession, and therefore bid one of his followers to take and secure them.  
The Fellow no sooner commanded but was getting them up on his Back to carry them away; which Ricardo eyeing, slipped on his Invisible-Ring, and following after him, no sooner was he out of the Constable's sight, but he strikes up his heels, and giving him three or four buffets on the Face which almost dazzled him, he takes the Armour and throws it into a by place all but his Sword, which he draws, and brandishing it about his head, runs towards the Constable, who seeing it come directly against him, threw down his Staff, and betook him to his heels; his followers seeing their Captain thus to run, and the Sword to come brandishing towards them, were also ready to run away from themselves, like the satire that ran away at the Noise of the horn which he himself blew, and therefore casting away their weapons, ran after him for Company. Ricardo seeing the Coast clear, went back again towards the fellow from whom he had took the Armour, who by this time was come again to himself, but seeing also a Sword without hands flaunting it towards him, he roared out like a Town-Bull, and taking example by others, thought his Legs the surest defence, and so with hasty steps ran as it were from Death itself.  
Ricardo could not but smile to see how his project took, and taking off his Invisible-Ring, returned to old Geryon the Beggar, who was as much amazed as the rest, and would have run likewise if he could have done it to any place of safety. But as for Sir Billy who beheld all what had happened, he was nothing daunted, but rather more confirmed in this Romantic opinions; being verily persuaded that this help came from the wise Vrganda for his deliverance, and that by her protection he should never fail in what he undertook. So calling to Ricardo, he said, Seest thou not thou Nullifidian in Knight Errantry, what care the immortal powers do take of those that practice Chivalry; not all the Charms nor Necromantic spells Magicians use, can do the least prejudice against a Knight Errand, and yet thou out of a Cowardly fear wouldst leave off this Honourable exercise, for what can be more honourable than a valiant mind, that knows not fea● nor Death, Souls of that Fire, they'll catch ● Bullet flying, scale a Wall battled with Enemies, stand breaches, laugh at the thunder of the Cannon, call it Music fitter for a Lady's Chamber than the Field; and when over their heads the Element is darkened with darts, fight under the shade of it, and ask no other Roof to hide their heads in; such Men are to be honoured as adventure upon such designs, that have no more probability than is enough to keep them from being impossible. And therefore I am resolved still to follow my first resolution in pursuance of Knight Errantry, that after-ages may read with admiration the deeds performed by my invincible Arm, and Babes ●nborn speak of the Matchless achievements done by my Valour.   

CHAP. 13. The Woeful story of a Tailor and his Sweetheart, how they were Hanged in a Barn; and how the Murderers were taken by the means of Sir Billy and a Constable.  
RIcardo was not so attentive to his Master's discourse, as he was solicitous for his future safety, knowing assuredly that the Constable having gotten more aid, would return again afresh in pursuit of them, and then began to mistrust that Knight-Errantry would not protect them from the Constables Whip; so imparting his mind to old Geryon the Beggar, what he should do therein, was by him told of a more secret place, as free from search as it was from beholding the Sunbeams, to which it was never visible since first it was made a Naskin for the Canting-Crew. But Sir Billy by no means would be persuaded to remove, resolved he said to see the utmost of this Famous Adventure, which put Ricardo into a great consternation, not knowing what to do, for to tell him of danger, was but to cast Oil into Fire, and made him more furious to stay, he therefore resolved to soothe him up in his folly, and to catch this Buzzard in the Woodcock's springe; wherefore slipping on his Invisible-Ring, and clapping him on the shoulder, he uttered forth these Words.  
Sir Knight, whose Fame about is Hurled,  
Throughout the Universal World,  
Whose praises to the skies do Mount,  
And Babes unborn shall it Recount;  
The wise Urganda doth by me,  
Command that thou from hence do Flee,  
Therefore make haste, use no delay,  
But with Ricardo pack away.  
Sir Billy hearing a voice and seeing no body, was verily persuaded this was some Messenger from the wise Vrganda to have him depart, and therefore calling hastily to Ricardo, he said unto him, My trusty Squire, I shall now condescend to thy request, in going away from this same place, having received a Command from the wise Urganda therefore, whose Words to me I esteem as Oracles, and whose Commands, as Laws unviolably to be observed. Ricardo therefore making no delay, mounted his Master on Bellerophon, and taking old Geryon up behind him on his own Horse, away they marched, directed by the old Beggar, until such time as they were clear out of danger from all pursuers. It was then at such time of the day when as the high pitched Sun invades the Earth with his hottest Beams, bearing an equal distance betwixt foregoing and ensuing light; The scorching Rays of Heaven's Charioteer beating so hotly upon them, made them desirous to take shade under the Coverture of some levy Canopy, when looking about for the fittest place, they spied an old Barn encompassed about so with Trees, as scarce discernible through their levy branches.  
H●ther being come, they entered the same, which they h●d no sooner done, but there ran out thereof a lusty young Man with such swiftness, as if each step strove to overgo the other, so that he was soon vanished from their eyes, which attended him so long as he was discernible, wondering what should be the cause of this haste; when casting their eyes, they saw a Maid Hanged on a beam, whose Soul had taken a final farewell of her body; and over her a young Man newly hanged whose soul was ready to dislodge, and to sink into the House of Death; but Ricardo and o●d Geryon perceiving some motion in his Body, gathered by thence, that he was not as yet quite ●ake'd up in deaths cold embers: and therefore cutting the rope, they by chase him, and some other means which they used, brought him to Life, and at last to such a degree of Life as to digest his thoughts in words, which the first he used were, to desire their help to take down that Maid, and see if any means might recover her, which yet he doubted was impossible; whereupon they cut her down, but all their endeavours about her were fruitless, for cold-faced Death Nature's bo●d pursuivant had closed up her eyes in an everlasting sleep, which when the young Man perceived, fetching a deep sigh, he breathed forth this sorrowful lamentation:  
And what can fortune add more to the completing of my miseries, who cannot look beyond the prospect of my consuming grief; being one whom the fates have marked out for a feeler of the extremes of miseries; miserable below the ●each of pity, whose heart is nothing but a Stage of Tragedies; all the happiness I have being this, that Fortune cannot throw me in a degree of being more miserable.  
Sir Billy took great notice of all which passed, imagining thereby some Famous adventure would fall out to be performed by him, and therefore spoke thus unto the young Man. Distressed ●night (said he) for so thou seemest by thy sorrowful lamentation, do but inform me what humane Wretch hath thus wronged thee and thy virtuous Lady, and let him be Giant, Monster, or Devil, he shall be chastised by my victorious Arm; for to this end have I taken upon me the profession of Knight Errantry, to right wronged Knights and Ladies, and to rid the World of such Monsters of Nature, whose delight is only mischief, and whose Trades are continued Acts of cruelty.  
The young Man who was but as it were newly revived out of a Trance, hearing Sir Billy's discourse, replied; Sir, I am neither Knight, Squire, nor yet good Gentleman, but a Tailor by Trade, living in a village hard by; And this Maiden who is here dead, the Daughter of a wealthy Farmer in the same Parish, both of us born to misfortune and sorrow; In our very infancy we contracted an indissolvible bond of Friendship betwixt us, and as our years further increased; so our affections grew more and more; and arriving to those years wherein the God of Love maketh the hearts of his subjects to dote more upon a Mistress than an old man on his heaps of Gold; I than began to reveal my affections unto her, which found such a Friendly reception, that by mutual vows and promises we contracted ourselves each to other. But the foul pale Hog Envy, that banquet● herself in others miseries, repining at our happiness▪ had caused the heart of a certain Smith of our Town to be Captivated by the charming looks of m● Rosaro (for so was my Love called) who with muc● earnestness declared his affection unto her, usin● many vows and protestations of the reality of h●● Love; but her heart was so deeply linked to m● that whatsoever she was, was only mine; she ga●● him so sharp a denial, that his Love converting 〈◊〉 hatred, he burned with revengful fury against her, and from thenceforth waited only for an opportunity to put his designs in execution, which at last he brought to pass as you see, for confederating himself with a couple of Fellows, the Devils Factors for all wickedness, and such whom an honest Man can neither see nor speak of without a blush. These having intelligence that Rosaro was to go to an Aunt of hers that liveth hard by, and that I was to accompany her, way laid us, and having seized on us, brought us to this Barn, where overpowering our weak resistance, and having brought cords with them for the Execution of their damned intents, they in conclusion hanged us up as you saw.  
Sir Billy listened very attentively to this discourse, and being exceedingly moved at it, he swore by the bloody Falshion of Mars, that e'er Don Phoebus had run his diurnal Course three times about our Hemisphire, be would take such exemplary punishment on the Smith and his perfidious Mate●, that Babes unborn shall tremble at the narration of it. Whilst he was thus speaking, the Smith whose guilty Conscience feared a discovery, having found out his Companions, returned again with an intent to murder Sir Billy, Ricardo, and old Ge●ion, to prevent their giving any knowledge of him, But having entered the Barn, and seeing the Tailor alive whom they supposed to be dead, they immediately set upon him, and were as quickly set upon by Sir Billy; and this being the justest cause he fought in, his success was answerable thereunto, for at the second stroke he cut the Smith so deep a gash on the Wrist as made him to drop his Club, and quite disarmed him of any further resistance, which being by the Tailor espied, he snatches up the Smith's Club, and seconded by Ricardo, they Jointly set upon the other two; and now were many blows given and received on each side, when old Geryon whose courage was still good, though his strength infirm, not loving to be Idle when so necessary a work was to be done, being armed with a great walking staff, as commonly Beggars go so guarded, he gave one of the Rogues such a rap on the pate as made him to stagger, and seconding it with another, laid him at his Feet streaking his heels; the Third party seeing this, would have run for it, but being surrounded by them all four, he was forced to abide his fate, and whilst he was defending himself against old Geryon and Ricardo, who faced him with their Weapons, Sir Billy being behind him, gave him such a wound on the head as felled him to the earth, and sent his Soul to dwell in the lower Regions, there to inhabit with the damned in burning Beds of Steel, Roasted in Sulphur, and washed in de●p vast gulfs of Liquid Fire.  
The Smith in the mean time, through the loss of so much Blood as issued from his Wound, was fall●n into a deep swound, so that he seemed for the present to be inroled in the Regiment of Death, but his Companion who had been knocked down by old Geryon, being of a strong robustious Nature, reviving again, began for to bustle, as if he would again try for the Victory; which being perceived by Sir Billy, he ran to him, and with his Sword gave him such a Blow on the head, as made him once more to measure his full length on the Earth, and then setting his Foot on his breast, and the point of his Sword to his Throat, he said to him; Vile Miscreant, or rather Devil in Hose and Doublet, the imposthume of all corruptions, and abstract of all wickedness; Now will I send thy Soul to be an inhabitant in the glooming dwellings of Dam●ed Spirits, there to bathe itself in pools of Scalding Oil and Sulphur, which thou hast worthily deserved by contracting such a Load of Gild that lies heavy on thy bloodthirsty Conscience.  
The Murdering Villain hearing such thundering Words, roared out like a Town Bull, craving and crying out for Mercy, when a new crotchet coming into Sir Billy's noddle, he said unto him, I yield thee Mercy though unworthy of it, but upon condition that thou go and present thyself upon thy knees as vanquished by my Yi●●orious Arm, unto the Lady of my Affections, the most renowned Dulcina of Billerecay, and this you shall Swear to do upon my Sword. I willingly yield to your conditions (said the dissembling Villain) and shall swear Faithfully to perform it. Whereupon Sir Billy let him rise, and was about to give him his Oath, which the young Man perceiving, and that he intended to let him go; Sir (said he) It is not fase nor convenient so to do, for this Man being a Murderer, aught according to the Law to be had before a Justice of the Peace, to be by him examined and secured, that he may receive the reward of his deserts. Sir Bi●ly having heard what he said, with a vehement indignation replied, Thou speakest (said he) like one altogether ignorant of the Laws of Knight Errantry; ought not the Conqueror to dispose of the Conquered as he pleases? was not he subdued by the Force of m● invincible Arm, and therefore to be by me d●●pose● of according to my own will and pleasure; now since my valour whereby I conquered him came by the inspiration of my Lady Dulcina, ought not she in retribution thereof to have the honour of this submission, as being magnetically performed by her. But this (said the Tailor) is so notorious a villain; and his crime so Capital, that being once got free, he will never come near her, nor ever make any submission unless he be forced to do it to the Gallows. Why, said Sir Billy, have I not his Oath to perform it? His Oath, quoth the Tailor, is not to be regarded, for he who fears not to commit Murder, will make no Conscience to forswear himself.  
Whilst they were thus arguing the Case, the Constable of the Parish, who had a Warrant for the pressing of some Soldiers, being guarded with Four lusty men, came to that place, it being a Common receptacle for sturdy loitering Beggars and Vagabonds; when beholding the floor imbrued with Blood, and strewed with dead Carcases, he demanded the cause of this so sad a Spectacle? to whom Sir Billy being about to reply, he was interrupted by the Taylor, who declared all the whole business in manner as you heard it before; and withal adding, that Sir Bi●ly being a Knight-Errant, was resolved to send that murdering Rogue that was alive to a certain Lady named Dulcina, but earnestly desired his Journey might be stayed, that the Hangman might not be disappointed of his due.  
Yea, said Sir Billy, I am by profession a Knight Errand, my Trade is to kill Giants and Dragons, and to relieve oppressed Ladies, and distressed Damosels, to release captivated Knights from their Imprisonment, and to bring to confusion the Hellish brood of Negromancers and Enchanters. Sir (said the Constable) if you are so good for fight, you will be the fitter to serve the 〈◊〉 and therefore I press you for his Majesty's service. I understand (said Sir Billy) that thou art a Constable, but altogether ignorant in thy Office, for if thou hadst read Books of Chivalry, thou wilt find that Knights Errand are subject to no King nor to no Laws. Sir (said the Constable) if you are subject neither to King nor Laws, than you are a Vagabond, and as a Vagabond I must apprehend ye.  
Sir Billy hearing his Knighthood so vilified and degraded, was in a great rage, and drawing his Sword, he bid the Constable defend himself, for he should dearly abide the Blasphemy he had uttered against ●o Honourable an Order; and thereupon began to fall upon him with all hls might. Ricardo and old Geryon seeing the madness of S●r Billy, stepped to him to have sta●d his hands, but the more they strove to hinder him, the more he laid on. The messenger that should have gone to the Lady Dulcina, seeing them thus to bestir themselves, betook himself unto his heels, which the Tailor perceiving, cried out to follow him, whereupon they left off fight, and ran after him, all but Sir Billy, who now was an absolute Conqueror, at least in conceit.  
The Smith who had all this while lain in a swound, his Soul now seemed to re-enter his Body, and he freed from this Counterfeit of death, rose up, and stood upright on his Feet; and seeing Sir Billy with a wrathful countenance and a Sword in his hand, he fell on his knees, and humbly implored his Mercy. I grant you Life (said Sir Billy) but upon Condition that as your fellow before you ha● engaged, you also present yourself on your knee●, to my Lady Dulcina, as conquered by my Victorious Arm.  
By this time was the Constable returned bringing the fellow along with him, with his hands tied behind him; and to prevent further mischief, no sooner was he in the Barn, but closing with Sir Billy, struck up his heels, and disarmed him of his Sword; whilst the others seized on the Smith. The Constastable would also have tied Sir Billy's hands had not Ricar●o and old Geryon interceded for him; However Sir Billy raved like a mad Man for the Loss of his Sword, threatening the Constable, whom he branded with the Name of Magician, Sorcerer, Necromancer, and a hundred such other names as he had read in Books of Knight Errantry. The Constable taking him for one whose brains were crazed, gave little rega●d unto his words, but told him he should have his Sword; Only in the mean ●●me he must go before one of his profession, a ●ighter of wrongs, a reliever of the oppressed, and who by virtue of a piece of Paper can send a Man to an Enchanted Castle, kept by furious Giants, so strong and unpregnable, that none can deliver him out of it, but he that is armed with the Sword of Justice.  
Show me one of those Enchanted Castles (said Sir Billy) and if I do not take it by my Valour, and the strength of my unconquered Arm, Then let my Name be for ever razed out of the Honourable 〈◊〉- role of Knights Errand, and I esteemed for a Carpet Knight, a mere Toast and Butter, afraid of my own Sword, and affrighted with the clashing of my own Armour.  
The Constable hearing Sir Billy's resolution, could not choose but smile, telling him he would help him to the sight of this Enchanted Castle, and now all parties being ready, laying the two dead Bodies upon Sir Billy's and Ricardo's Horses, and the two Prisoners pinioned and guarded by the Constable's attendants, they set forwards towards a Justice of the Peace his House, where how they sped you shall hear in the Chapter following.   

CHAP. 14. Sir Billy's entertainment at the Justice's House, his Oration in praise of the Golden Age, with his challenging the Coroner to fight in defence of Knight-Errantry.  
THIS Justice that they were going to was a very merry conceited Gentleman, which made the Constable the more willing to have Sir Billy to him; and by the way to soothe him up in his Fancies, he told him that the Lord of the Castle whether they were going, was descended in a direct Line by the Father's side from the Famous Montelion Knight of the Oracle, and by the Mother's side from the Renowned Amadis de Gaul; That all the brave Heroes mentioned in the Mirror of Knighthood were near of Kin to his Ancestors, as also that Don Belianis of Greece, Parismus, and Pheander the Maiden Knight, were his great Grand-fathers first Cousins. Ricardo heard all their discourse, with great attention, and hearing him nominate only foreign kindred, he asked the Constable how it came to pass that his Ancestors marched into such remote parts, and not rather into their own Country, and if they did, what Kin this Lord of the Castle was to Guy Earl of Warwick, or Bevis of Southampton.  
I have heard (said the Constable) by Tradition, and they say it is recorded in the Chronicles of Mi●onicon, that Earl Terry who was sister's Son to Guy, was Nephew to Euphrosina this Lord of the Castle's great Grandfathers Aunt, and that Sabere Sir Bevis his Uncle was Nephew in two descents to Earl Terry. Thou speakest (said Sir Bi●ly) as one well versed in the study of Knight 〈◊〉, and indeed it hath been often in my own thoughts, that I am descended from Valentin● or Orson, Don Flores of Greece, Palmerin of England, or some of those renowned Champions whose Names flourish in the Book of Fame, because I feel in myself those sparks of Fire kindled in my breast, which do stir up noble minds to vali●nt performances.  
By this time they were come to the Justice's House, where before they were examined, the Constable acquainted him with the humour of Sir Billy, and what discourse he had had with him, which pleased his Fancy extraordinarily; but having a great respect to Justice, he first sifted out the Business concerning the two dead Corpse which were brought before him, and upon examination sent the Smith and his partner to Prison, retaining Sir Billy still with him, and using such respect to him as he thought was most correspondent to a Knight Errand.  
Sir Billy whilst the Justice was examining the Prisoners, busied himself with viewing some old Helmets, Corslets, and Lances which were hanged up in the Hall, being to his thinking far richer Hangings than the best Tapestry that could adorn it. And now the Company being gone, Sir Billy was invited to a Banquet of several dishes suitable to the season; but e'er he would sit down to participate of it, he began a long Oration in praise of Frugality, to usher in the great need of Knight Errantry, which with an audible voice he delivered in these words.  
Thrice happy was that time which men do call the Golden Age, not because Gold was then plenty, but for the Innocent and harmless li●es of those that lived in it: being contented with those things which Nature produced of itself; Their Meat was the Roo●s of the Earth, Nuts and Acorns, dainty Fare, and for Liquors, they had recourse to the Crystal Spring; the Earth brought forth Roses and flowers of itself, without the Midwifery of Gardeners, and the common wealth of Bees instead of stings carried Honey in their Tails. Those contentious words of Me●m and Tuum were not known in the World. Men contented themselves with clothes made of the Fleece as it came from the Sheep, which they wore only for Warmth, for Pride was then a stranger on the Earth. The Lambs fed securely by the Lion's side, and Warm Zephyrus breathed forth a continual Spring. In those days there was no bandying of War Nation against Nation, nor did men dare in a thin ribbed Bark to cross the Ocean for uncertain gain. There was no need of threatening Laws to be prescribed in Erass, for men knew not what it was to offe●d. Justice was then blind indeed, and could not see to take any bribes. There was no need of Italian Padlocks, for Lust then was a Vice unknown. But after corruptions began to increase, that bribes and Rapes were ripe in every place, when the stronger sought to oppress the weaker, and great Thiefs sat on the Bench to condemn the little ones; when Lady's innocency could not defend their chastity from the assaults of wicked and viceous Men; when vice came thus to predominate, than was this Valiant and chaste order of Knight Errantry invented, whose office it is to relieve the oppressed, vindicate Ladies, help Orphans, rescue those who are in Prison, and pull the pride of Tyrants down ● and of this noble order am I, which howsoever maligned and opposed by wicked Magicians and Sorcerers, yet is there no Order, Calling, nor profession in the World, so necessary to humane kind as this; And though I desire not to be the Trumpeter of my own praise, what I have performed herein, (besides the witness of my Squire Ricardo, the Author of my History, for every Knight Errand hath an Historian to declare his Acts) will in after-ages make known the Noble performances which have been achieved by me.  
The whole Company applauded Sir Billy's speech, and said, it was great pity so necessary an Order of Knighthood should remain dormant so long, and how happy the succeeding age would be, that should read with wonder the noble Achievements performed by his Victorious Arm. Which words puffed up Sir Billy with such a timpany of pride, that like the Bladder he was ready to burst with the Wind of vain Glory. And now being tickled with the undeserved praise, he willing to sit down with them at the Banquet, where he could scarcely feed himself for ●e●ding the Ears of his Auditors with discourses of his Adventures, in the mean time the Justice sent for the Coroner to come with all the speed he could, for fear Sir Billy, who was a ●ain witness in ●he business, might have a maggot in his Head to be gone, an● therefore the better to retain him, he spa●e to him in these words.  
Most Renowned Knight, who though but young in Years, yet art Old in Fame and experience of Arms, whose 〈◊〉 outstrips all praise I can bestow upon thee; Had the divin● Homer, one of the Muses first Priests, been Contemporary with thee, how proud he would have been of s● sublime a subject to heighten his Fancy; a subject adequate to Apollo himself, and his whole Choir of Daughters. ●●w benign must I esteem those Stars whose influence directed thy Foot steps to my Habitation, hoping that as Ulyss●s communicated his Travels and Adventures to Queen Dido▪ so from his own mouth they should receive a relation of those ●●●le Achievements performed by him, whereof 〈◊〉 had been so liberal in publishing of them.  
Sir Bi●●y needed no sp●r to be put forward in such matters▪ his Tongue was ever ready to run Post in 〈◊〉 thing which he thought tended to his own praise, and therefore without any more entreaty he began a long discourse of his entrance into Knight Errantry, how he became enamoured on a most Beautiful Lady named Dulcina; his entertaining Ricardo to be his Squire, and of their first encounter with a tall Giant in a Corn Field, whom he overthrew by main strength of Arms; how he was Knighted by the Lord of a Castle, and how in relieving of a certain Queen, he encountered with another mighty Giant, in which by the envy of certain wicked Magicians he fell into a deep Cave, from which he was delivered by the Sage Freston; and so ran on in a rambling narration of all his Adventures, as you heard in the foregoing History; but still imputing all his misfortunes to the malice of Negromancers and Enchanters, who are always enemies to Knights Errand. Yet shall not their malice (said he) deter me from prosecuting my revenge against those wicked Miscreants, Giants and Sorcerers, till I have rooted out the whole Generation of them from off the face of the Earth.  
Scarcely had Sir Billy finished his discourse, when there came to the Door a fellow cunning in showing Tricks, such as we call a Hocus Pocus, or Hictius Doctius, who knowing the Justice to be a merry Man, thought by showing his Art he might get some Money there; the Justice understanding his employment, was very glad of the occasion, to divert Sir Billy, and keep him till the Coroner came; He therefore brought the Fellow to the Company, and bid him for to show his skill. Sir Billy had never seen any of these Legerdemain Tricks before, and therefore his Spirits were struck into admiration, and his Soul intranceed with wonder. Ricardo all this while stood by, and seeing his Master struck into such an astonishment, thought to make some sport, as well as the Juggler, and slipping on his Invisible Ring, when Hocus had laid his Tin Boxes and Balls on the Table, and was feeling in his pocket for some other Instruments of activity, he takes them up and puts them in his pocket: Hocus seeing his Boxes and Balls Hi Presto to be gone, was more amazed than Sir Billy was at his Tricks; but thinking some of the Company might do it to make themselves merry, and loath to challenge any in particular, he thought to catch them by craft, and therefore pulling out a Jack in a Box, some Counters and Dice to do more feats withal, he lays them as it were carelessly upon the Table, yet still had a special eye who took them. Ricardo thought what was his drift, yet dreading not his policy, boldly steps to the Table and quickly made them Invisible. The Juggler seeing the rest of his things to be gone thus without hands, stood like one that was stupefied, or like Stags at a gaze, as if his understanding were in an ecstasy. At last he swore there was some Conjurer amongst them, whose Art was far transcendent above his, for he did but play the Devil in Jest, but they had played the Devil with him in Earnest. At this the whole Company burst out into such a laughter as if they had for ever banished all melancholy from their Society. This exceeding mirth made Hocus more vexed then before, so that he began to swear like a Coulter, for having now lost his Tools, he might even shut up Shop for any thing he could do.  
And now a new project of mirth came into the noddle of one of the Company, who persuaded the Juggler that Sir Billy had taken away his things, and that to get them again, there was no way but using him roughly, which he should not need fear to do, because Sir Billy what ever he bragged himself to be, was but a mere Hony-sop, a dish of skimed Milk, whose Feet was his best defence, and his Tongue his best Weapon. The Juggler animated herewith, steps to Sir Billy and said, Sir, I understand you have gotten my things, and therefore pray give me them again without any more Fooling; which if you refuse to do, I shall make you such an Example of my wroth and Indignation, as shall make you curse the time that e●er you saw me.  
Sir Billy hearing such threatening words from one he thought so much beneath him, in great anger replied; Thou wicked Enchanter, unworthy to live upon the Face of the Earth, who hast made a league with Hell, and a Covenant with the Devil to be his Servant; Think not by thy wicked Charms to escape my fury, for if thou hadst as many hands as Briareus, and in every hand there were a Sword, yet would I encounter with thee, my Valour being such, as to know ●o fear in myself, yet to teach it others that have to do with me. And thereupon drawing his Sword began to lay on load upon Hocus, who seeing Sir Billy was in earnest, thought his best refuge to be his Heels, running with such hasty steps as if his feet scarce touched the Ground, being more swift in his flight than Daphne when she fled from the embraces of Apollo; whereupon the Company gave such a shout as made the House to Ring; their loud exclamations cleaving the yielding Air, like the roaring of a whole Herd of Lions, (or if it could be) greater than the Noise of Ten Irish Funerals.  
Sir Billy seeing his flight so swift, thought it in vain to pursue him any further, and thereupon returned in as great State as the Macedonian Victor from the Conquest of Darius. The Justice meeting him congratulated his success, giving him as much praise as if it had been the thirteenth labour of Alcides; the other persons also each one in proper words sought to magnify this his enterprise, although an attempt so inconsiderable, that had the Juggler had but as much valour as an Humblebee, with a dozen of dangerous words in his mouth, he might have resisted him with a Bulrush.  
By this time the Coroner was come to the House, and a Jury impanelled to inquire about the two dead Persons; The first witness tha● was examined was Sir Bil●y, who being requested to tell his knowledge in the particulars, spoke as followeth.  
You shall know Courteous Gentleman, that by profession I am a Knight Errand, an Order of all others the most beneficial to mankind, which were it highly cherished as it is deserving, it would encourage many noble Spirits to the profession thereof, by whose manly prowess all Tyrants and oppressors of the Poor being suppressed, we should have no need of Lawyers, Attorneys, nor Solicitors, who pretending to right people in their causes, do them more wrong by their extortions and Fees, than they received by the parties against whom they sued. In the prosecution of these Knightly adventures, it was my Fortune or rather lucky Chance to come to an old ruinated Castle, attended only by my Squire Ricardo, and an Old Gentleman, one of the Knights of Industry; Into this solitary Receptacle being entered to shade us from the burning beams of the refulgent Sun, we espied there a most sad and dolorous spectacle, a Woman hanged, and a Man hanging, with little hopes of Life in either; which we had scarce leisure to view, when a lusty stout robustious fellow rushed from forth the place, and winged with haste, ran away as swift as the sweeping stream or winged Arrow. He being gone, we cut the young Man down, who was near entered into the Territories of Death, yet by helps that was used, he was brought again to the possession of Life, as you see there standing before ye, but the Woman, who was the Lady of his Affections, notwithstading all endeavours which we used, we could never persuade her sullen Soul for to re-enter into her Body, but Life's Ca●dle was quite extinct in her.  
Whilst we were thus fruitlessly employed in the recovery of the Maid, the murdering Villain who had run from us before, now returned again with two others who had been partners with him in his Butcherly design, and set●ing upon us, thought to have made us a morsel for the Jaws of Death, and with their Clubs have signed our Passport into another World, but I perceiving what was their intentions, drawing my Sword, and invocating the Lady Dulcina for aid, set upon the Villains, and in an instant▪ brought two of them to the Ground of which Death, the Graves Purveyor, took possession of one, the other soon after recovered, whom we brought unto you, as also the third, who though he ran away from me, yet was brought back again by my Squire Ricardo and the Knight of Industry, with some others who came into our assistance, although had I been alone, the strength of my Victorious Arm had been enough to have Conquered them all.  
The whole Company highly applauded Sir Bi●ly's valour, as a true Son of Mars, that derides Death, and meets with Triumph in a Tomb. Afterwards was the Tailor examined, as also old Geryon, and Ricardo, who agreeing all in one Tale, the Jury found the Maids to be wilful Murder, and the kill of the Fellow done in their own defence.  
The Justice being a bountiful Housekeeper, invited the Coroner and Jury, as also Sir Billy, Ricardo, and old Geryon to Dinner, which he had caused to be provided for them against they had done. After Dinner the Justice and Coroner fell into a deep discourse, the Coroner being of Opinion, that the Order of Knights Errand was a needless, Idle, unnecessary employment, for that the Laws being so open, wrongs might be redressed, and the oppressed eased far better by the Law, than by their Swords, which oftentimes for want of due knowledge of the case, did far greater wrong than right: And as for Books of Chivalry, he Judged them to be very prejudicial to a well-governed Commonwealth, wherein Men might bestow their time better than in reading Figments, impossibilities, and in many of them incitements rather to looseness and Vanity, than any instructions to virtuous Living. To this the Justice replied, That Knights Errand have in former Ages been applauded by learned Persons, for such was Hercules, whose going about and destroying Giants and Monsters, was no other than Knight-Errantry, and for which they honoured him as a God; and then for reading Books of Chivalry, what prejudice could come by reading them? for the subjects of them being known to be fabulous and figments, no man's faith is beguiled, nor any persuaded to believe them as a truth; rather on the contrary, where the minds of the vulgar are not busied in some such pleasant arguments, they fall upon matters which less concerns them, and become troublesome Judges of the State and Church wherein they live, and therefore it hath been accounted great Policy to divert Men's Fancies by reading such Romances▪  
Many other ways might be invented (said the coroner) to divert men's Fancies, than this destructive one of reading such Books, which the better they are Writ, the more dangerous they are, for some young people are so in●entive upon them, that they imagine themselves to be such as they read of; And such a one I suppose this young man to be, who by reading Books of Knight Errantry, would Fool himself into a conceit that he is a Knight Errand. But such people so conceited ought not to be soothed up in their Follies, but rather sharply reproved, and if that will not mend them, than either let them be sent to Bedlam, or Whipped at a Carts-Tayle, until this foolish humour be Whipped out of them.  
Sir Billy was in such a rage to hear these words, that the Icy Current of his frozen blood kindled up in agonies as hot as flames of burning Sulphur, fretting and fuming like a piece of Gummed Velvet. Monster of all wicked Men (said he) whom I cannot name without spitting after it for fear of being poisoned; could thy malice vent itself in nothing but speaking against the most noble Order of Knight-Errantry? nor know I whether thy envy or arrogancy be greatest in it, nor what punishment is equivalent to such high presumption; yet shall not thy male pertners escape unpunished if my trusty Sword sail me not, and therefore if thou art as valiant of thy hands as thou hast been prodigal of thy Tongue, I challenge thee out into the field to fight with me; which if thou shalt deny to do, I shall proclaim thee the most Cowardly Carpet Knight that ever wore Sword, only valiant in Voice, but at the fight of an Enemy ready to run away from thyself.  
The Coroner who was a Man well skilled at his Weapon, and with Courage answerable to his skill, scorning to be outbraved by such a Princocks, was resolved to chastise his folly, and therefore told him, that though it were beneath him to answer one so inconsiderable, yet lest his rashness should take that to be fear which was only contempt, he would answer him at any time, place, or weapon he should appoint; bidding him be sure in making his words good of what he had promised, or else he would be a shame unto the Order he did profess.  
And I quoth Ricardo, Squire unto the renowned Knight Sir Billy of Billerecay, do challenge the Squire that belongeth to the Knight which is to fight with my Master, at any Weapon he shall propose to fight withal, so it be such a Weapon as former Squires to Knights Errand used for to fight withal. This unexpected Challenge of Ricardo put all the Company into a merry kind of amazement, endeavouring by all means to have the humour go forward. There was at that time attending on the Coroner a young Man much about the Age and stature of Ricardo, who hearing this Challenge, desired his Master he might accept of it, which being granted him, he told Ricardo he should be answered at his own Weapon, at the time and place when their Masters did fight. All things being thus agreed, they next consult of the time and place when, and where it should be done; Sir Billy would have had a fortnight's space, and that in the mean time Messengers should be sent abroad to declare by sound of Trumpet in all Market-Towns and general assemblies of this their fight; But the Justice and Coroner not willing to have a private divertisement made so public, would not agree to it; so at last it was concluded to be the second day after, in a large Meadow behind the Justice's House, during which time the four Combatants prepared themselves for the Encounter, which how it was performed on both sides, we shall in the next Chapter (the sacred nine assisting in our endeavours) in full and ample manner declare unto you.   

CHAP. 15. Sir Billy's Encounter with the Coroner: How he was relieved by Ricardo: His admirable description of his Mistress: With Ricardo's Counterbuff thereto.  
SOON had wide▪ mouthed Tattling Fame dispersed the News of the combat betwixt Sir Billy and the Coroner, so that at the day appointed there was a great concourse of people to behold the same. The Old Justice had the day before highly caressed▪ Sir Billy; and his Daughter a Virgin of about sixteen years of Age, gave him all the encouragement she could, bestowing a Ribbon upon him to wear on his H●t, telling him that if he overcame him he should be her Knight, and that she should account herself the most happy Woman in the World to have such a Servant.  
I think myself extraordinarily engaged to you for your goodness, said Sir Billy, and doubt n●t Madam of my success, it being in the vindication of those noble Knights, Amadis de Gaul, Sir H●on of Bourdeau●, Don Belianis of Greece, Palmerin of England, Orlando F●rioso, Don Flores of Greece, Sir Guy of Warwick, Bevis of Southampton, and abundance of other noble Heroes, who spending their time in Arms, died in the Bed of Honour, whose memory this foul Miscreant seeks to deprave, and that with such opprobrious words, enough to raise the Ghost of those deceased Worthies out of their Graves, to vindicate their own Honour, had not the Fates allotted me in this latter Age to be a Brother of that noble Society, for the punishment of all those who shall offer to vilify such a noble, profitable Honourable Order.  
You have reason in what you say, (replied the Damosel,) for should such noble Orders fall into contempt, it would be a great discouragement to virtuous enterprises, and then for want of such persons how would the World be pestered with Tyrants, Oppressors, and merciless persons, Dragons and Monsters would abound in every place, and Giants so increase, that the habitable World would be turned into a mere Desert.  
Whilst they were thus discoursing, there came a Messenger to Sir Billy to bid him make ready for the encounter, for his Antagonist was upon entering the Lists; whereupon Sir Billy buckled on his Armour, which was something difficult for him to do, each piece being so ill proportioned to the other; and now thus Armed, as he thought Cap-a-pe, he marched into the field against his Enemy, who was attending him, clad in a Buff Coat, with no other Armour but his Sword. Ricardo and the other young man came into the field, habited for to fight, and with a resolution answerable to the Courage of their Masters. And now a general expectation was fixed in the minds of the Spectators▪ each promising to themselves an assured Victory, but the Eyes of most there present were fully fixed on Sir Billy, who marched in as great state towards the Coroner as Hector the Trojan Prince before the Walls of Ilium, and being come near to him, he said, yield thyself Prisoner to my conquering Arm, else shall thy Life pay for thy Tongue's presumption. I crave no favour, said the Coroner, but look to thyself, else will the Honour of Knight Errantry lie in the dust; and thereupon they began to lay on at each other, Sir Billy with much strength and fury, the Coroner with Courage Joined with skill by which he so much o're-matched our young Knight Errand, that notwithstanding he earnestly invocated his Lady Dulcina, and implored the assistance of the whole Mirror of Knighthood, the Coroner so bestirred him, that putting by the thrust of his Sword, he closed within him, and striking up his heels, took his Sword from him, telling him he was not fitting to wear any such Weapon, without he knew how to handle it better.  
This Combat gave more cause of laughter than admiration, Sir Billy having promised so much and performed so little. In the mean time Ricardo and the Coroners Man began a more mirthful Combat between them; for Ricardo by virtue of his Invisible-Ring feared not any danger he should be exposed unto, which made him so forward to challenge the other. With much Courage and resolution these two Petty Toes o● Mars did fight it out for a while, but when Ricardo saw his Master lie at the mercy of the Conqueror, and himself hard bes●ed, he thought it was hig● 〈◊〉 for him to fly to his old shifts, and therefore skipping about in antic manner to make the people laugh, and counterfeiting a flight, he slipped on his Invisible-Ring, and then returning with great confidence, ●●id on load upon the Coroner, who feeling the blows, and not seeing the hand that gave him them, was struck into such a Panic fear, that he ran away as swift as the Eastern wind, or shafts shot from a Russian Bow. Ricardo seeing his flight too swift for him to overtake, turned to the other, and as one that had all his thoughts bound up in Choler, he laid on load with might and main; The young man seeing how his Master had run for it before, thought it was in vain for him to stay behind, especially when blows came so thick and fast, and therefore betook himself to his heels; Ricardo following him, sometimes striking him on the Back, and sometimes tripping up his heels, making him tumble over and over, which caused a great laughter in the people, to see the Master and Man after they had obtained the Victory, to run away as they thought from their own Shadows. Sir Billy, who lay fretting vexed with this disgrace, seeing them both run away, presently an imagination came into his head, how the Sage Freston had sent him relief, and therefore rising, and taking up his Sword which the Coroner for haste had dropped as he ran, he flourished it about his Head, saying, Come all ye Miscreants, Foes to Knight Errantry, come I say and see how the Fates Favours those who are followers of this noble Order, against whom no strength of Arms nor Magical Charms is able to prevail, having always some to succour them in their greatest distress; And thou Sage Freston, how am I bound to thee for thy special aid in all my necessities, how would this Vile Monster have Domineered had he prevailed over me; how would the Honour o● Knight Errantry have been depressed, had I miscarried in this Action; How will after-Ages read the History that shall be written of me with admiration, what perils I have endured for the Honour of Knight Errantry. Whilst he was thus Vaunting, the Coroner who had by this time run himself out of breath, feeling no more blows, nor seeing any one; ashamed of himself for this Cowardice, he returned back again towards Sir Billy with more fury and indignation than before, and laying about him as furiously as Achilles on the flying Trojans, he had given Sir Billy a total overthrow, had not Ricardo, seeing his Master in such danger, left following the young Man, and come to his rescue, and seeing it was no time to delay, he laid upon the Coroner, giving blows as thick and fast as when he threshed Corn before he turned Squire Errand. The Coroner feeling the smart of the blows, and seeing nothing by which he received them, was struck with a deep amazement, like a Man gone a far Journey from himself, or like unto Prisoners when they felt themselves turned into Beasts, so that instead of running from his Enemy, he was ready to run away from himself. Sir Billy who was always more valiant of his Tongue than his hands, seeing the Coroner stand struck with astonishment, as if he had looked on the Gorgon's Face, began to brustle up himself, speaking such Gigantic words, that if his deeds were to be measured by them, each one that heard him would have taken him for a Man of Valour. But Sir Billy was one of them who could speak much and do but little, for the Coroner exasperated at his words, ran upon him, and by main strength overthrew him, and doubtless had killed him on the place, had not Ricardo also run upon him, and tumbling him over Sir Billy, by that means gave his Master leave to rise again. The Company seeing them thus in earnest, fearing it would grow to more mischief than was intended, resolved to part them, which Ricardo perceiving, he left the two Combatants, and getting out of sight, pulled off his Invisible-Ring, and returned back, limping all the way as one wounded in the Encounter. This bred more wonder in the Company than any thing that had passed before, How Ricardo should come to be hurt, seeing, to their thinking, he ran away before he received any Wound, or the least matter that should cause him to halt.  
Ricardo, ere he came at them, began to exclaim on this manner. Accursed place, that even val●rous Knight Errand, or faithful Squire, should come into it, surely the Stygian Prince, that general Adversary of human Nature, haunts this place, who by his wicked Emissaries hath so belaboured me, as if he intended to make Mummy of my flesh; but could I but see this black Prince of Acheron, or any of those his infernal Messengers which thus carried me out of the fight, he should see I would not fear to encounter with him; but thus to beat and misuse Men unseen, is both Cowardly and base, and quite contrary to the Rules of Knight Errantry.  
The Coroner and his Man hearing Ricardo's discourse, declared how they were also served, showing several Cuts and gashes of a Sword on their Clothes, with some slight hurts on their Bodies, protesting it could be no other than a Spirit. This made them all amazed but only Sir Billy, who would needs persuade them it was a punishment inflicted on them by the Sage Freston, who was an Enemy to all those who opposed Knight Errantry, and a special Friend in all times of distress to them who practised the Rules of that noble Order.  
But (replied the old Justice) how comes it to pass that Ricardo, who is at least a retainer to Knight-Errantry, should also be punished by him, as well as these who are professed Enemies of that Order? That is deservedly inflicted on him (replied Sir Billy) because not many days before I came hither, his foolish Tongue was venting some speeches derogatory to that noble profession; Nay, so far did his folly prevail with him, that he would have persuaded me to have left off pursuing of Knightly Adventures, and to have spent the remainder of my days in Ease and Idleness, had I not been endowed with a heart betwixt whom and fear there's an antipathy, my known disposition being such, as to scorn those dangers which would make a Coward tremble to think on.  
Ricardo had much ado to forbear laughing outright, to hear his Master talk so rediculously, as also 〈◊〉 think how he had possessed the Coroner and his Man with a firm belief that they were beaten by Spirits, but by this means all thoughts of fight any more being quite laid aside, the Justice invited them all unto his House, and that there might be a thorough reconciliation betwixt them, the Coroner led Sir Billy by the hand, and his Man the Squire Ricardo. Here did the Justice express his bountiful nature by the great entertainment he gave them, which was such, as if Ceres and Bacchus had taken up his House for their habitation. The Justice's Daughter, who had before so graced Sir Billy, being extremely taken with his extravagancies, to follow on the humour, entertained him in these Words.  
Most noble Knight, whose prowess is far above my expressions, blind Fortunes Mintion in Valorous attempts, having a Spirit of greater confidence than can give admittance to any thoughts of Cowardice▪ more welcome is thy presence to me, than that of Ulysses to the chaste Penelope after his Ten Years absence at the Siege of Troy. How happy is that Lady which hath so renowned a Champion to her Servant, more Fortunate is she in her Choice, than was Sabra the King of Egypt's Daughter in St. George, the Beautiful Rosalinde in St. Dennis of France, or the renowned Philotheta in that of Montelion Knight of the Oracle▪  
Indeed (〈…〉) the Goddess of my affections is such a one, that should I go about to describe her, I must use the help of the most precious things, and invocate the learnedest of the Nine Muses for my assistance. Her Hair, that Amorous Cordage, like to a rich and artful Coronet, shows like to Curtains for Beauty's Chamber. Her Forehead, Beauty's Sphere, shows like to a Mount of bleached Snow. built upon two Ivory Arches. Her Eyes those starry Jewels, such as might Captivate Love, and her Eyebrows enough to Work miracles with their Magic Circles. Her Cheeks like two banks of fairest Flowers enriched with sweetness, like mingled Baths of Milk and Roses. Her Ears those watchful Sentinels, need no Jewels to Adorn them, her Ears themselves being all Jewels. Her Nose such where Ze●●yrus delights to sport. Her Lips are melting Rubies, where Love plants and gathers Kisses. Her Teeth like Ivory pales, which enclose a Tongue made up of sweetest Hony. Her Breath comes stealingly from her, as if it seemed loath to come forth from so delicious a Mansion, but that it hoped to be drawn in again to that well closed Paradise. Her Neck shows like a Silver Pillar, more white than Towers of polished Ivory. Her Breasts, those Twins of Miracle, are like two Hillocks betwixt which a Thousand Cupids lie. A Wast as straight and clean as Hermes Rod, or Circe's Wand. Her Belly, Nature's Kitchen, round soft and Plump, more tempting than Gold to a greedy Usurer. Her Thighs like soft Ivory pillars, supporters of that goodly frame I have already described. Her Knees so well compacted, that Nature therein observed her choicest Symmetry. Her Legs, Cupid's Columns more straighter than the thighs of Jove. Her Feet, such as with their pace do move a band of Beauties., In brief, such a one as may serve for a foil to Cupid's Mother 〈…〉 looks 〈◊〉 turn the saddest Night to day, 〈◊〉 first and best original of all fair Copies.  
This description of his Mistress struck the Justice's Daughter into amazement, as taking her to be a piece whom Nature in the Composing had taken the choicest excellencies from divers others to make one every ways complete; but knowing Lovers are partial in the description of their Mistress' excellencies; that she might be the better informed, finding Ricardo alone, and in a merry humour, she desired him to inform her fully in the accomplishments of his Masters so celebrated Lady.  
Ricardo, who was almost weary of his Squire Errantry, and perceiving that his hopes of being Governor of an Island would not amount to be Monarch of a Mole▪ Hill; and that all his Master's projects and designs were but mere Chimaeras and Idle imaginations; was resolved therefore to leave off this kind of Vagabonding Life, and if his Master would not be persuaded to go home, to leave him in pursuance of his folly; being therefore fearless of his displeasure, he thought to give the Gentlewoman a more Comical but truer description of this Lady of perfections, which he performed in this manner.  
To begin with her upper parts, Her hair (said he) hangs down her neck like crawling Snakes, curiously pleated into Elflocks. Her Forehead like a piece of new-furrowed Land, or like the parched Earth in the heat of Dog-days. Her Eyes like two Mill-pits continually running over, on either side of which hangs two Souses or Ears, of such a prodigious greatness, that were they cut off and Tanned, would serve a Cobbler a Month for Clouting Leather. Her Cheeks are like two shrimpled skins of parchment, and her Nose comparable to that in the picture of Mother Shipton. Her Mouth opens and shuts like a Carrier Pouch, and her Teeth are like to an old Park-Pale. Her Lips resemble those of the Hogs-faced Gentlewoman, and her Tongue sounds as loud as Bow-Bell. As for her breath, I must crave the help of the Poet to describe it.  
But for her Breath, (Spectators come not nigh,)  
It lays about, God bless the Company,  
One Kiss, and eighteen Words of her alone,  
Put down the Spanish Inquisition.  
Thrice blessed we (quoth I) when I think on,  
The former days of persecution;  
For were it free to kill, this grisly Elf,  
Would Martyrs make, in compass of herself:  
And were she not prevented by our Prayer,  
By this time she corrupted had the Air;  
The Man in the Bears-skin, baited to Death,  
Would choose the Dogs much rather than her Breath.  
Then for her Neck, it is like a pair of Stairs up to a Belfry, and her shoulders able to bear the biggest Jest that can be put upon them. Her Dugs are like two ore-worn Footballs, and her sides resembling the planks of a Cheese-press. Her Waste would waste half an hours time to go about it, being ●all and slender as a Windmill-Post. Her Belly is like to the Tun at Heidleburge and her Buttocks and Thighs correspondent thereunto. In brief, she is one made up of Nature's most deformities, a natural Vizard, like a Winter's Apple shrunk up together, and half rotten.  
The young Gentlewoman laughed very heartily at Ricardo's description of this Lady Errand, and thought it might be more Consonant to the truth than that delivered by Sir Billy. That Ricardo (said she) perhaps may be the reason that your Master doth not carry the picture of his Mistress along with him, as formerly Knights Errand were wont to do, by which they used to Vindicate their Beauties in Justs and Tournaments against all opposers. It would no● (said Ricardo) be worth a painter's time to bestow so much cost on so ill-favoured a piece. And I suppose my Master Fancies her more by imagination, than any thing really what she is.  
Whilst they were thus discoursing, old Thomasio (Sir Billy's Father) having heard of the encounter his Son was ●o perform with the Coroner (to whose Town Fame had trumpetted the report) he resolved now to be even with him, and to take such a course as should for ever spoil his Knight-Errantry. He therefore being Armed with the Authority of a Justice of ●he Peace, and attended by three or four lusty fellows, seized upon Sir Billy unawares; and with an angry countenance, scattered in ruddy flakes of Wrath, like to a chased Boar whom eager Hounds have at a Bay, he thus spoke to him.  
Thou impudent Rascal, which without restraint of shame or Modesty dost wander about under the notion of a Knight Vagrant; nor will I take that Course with thee as we do with our Horses; first I will shackle thee, and if that will not do, but that thou wilt still run at random, then will I have thee put in such a pound, where Old Men and Young Men are much alike, for neither go far; I mean (Sirrah) a Prison, which is a place where a doublet with buttons is more out of Fashion than Trunk Breeches; where people wear out their Lives like an old Suit, the faster the better; a house of meager looks and ill smells; so cursed a piece of Land, that the Son is ashamed to be his Father's Heir in it. And thither Sirrah shalt thou go, if thou wilt not be ruled, maugre all the Witchcraft of thy doughty Squire Ricardo, who by his wicked spells stole away my Horses from the Inn, whom I will cause to be punished in a more exemplary manner than thyself.  
Ricardo heard all these words, but trusting to the virtue of his Ring, he feared not what Thomasio could do unto him. But Sir Billy was struck with such a deep amazement at this sudden surprisal, as if he had stared on the Gorgon's Face, and looked like ●irces Prisoners when they found themselves Metamorphised into Beasts; at last recovering the use of his speech, he thus spoke to old Thomasio.  
Unhappy Father, destructive to thy Country, and envious to posterity that is to come, who by thy obstinacy wilt deprive after Ages of the benefit they might have received by my unconquerable Valour. But the Justice seeing him to run into his former extravagancies, and being now wearied with his impertinencies, he resolved to send him by force home with his Father, and therefore bid him prepare to go, and that willingly, or else he would take such a course with him, as should for ever spoil his Knight Errantry.  
But Sir Billy pleaded it was against the Law of Arms to deal Injuriously with Knights Errand, who ought to be hospitably received wherever they come, as Men who had denoted themselves for the good of their Country, and that they were above any Law of Justices, ●or●under the Cognisance of any Magistrate, as being fellows to Kings and Princes, many of which had been of that profession themselves. But the Justice would not suffer him any longer to run on in his wild extravagancies, but commanded his Servants to lay hold of him, and also to fetch in Ricardo, that they might be both packed away together; but this was easier commanded than performed, for Ricardo sl●pping on his Invisible-Ring was no where to be seen; yet considering the Justice was now about to order them sour sauce to their sweet Meat, he was resolved to have one bout with them before he went, and therefore whilst old Thomasio was making his complaint to the Justice, Ricardo standing behind, clapped his hand on his Mouth so often on and off, that the old Man could say nothing but fa fi fum; whereupon the Justice taking him to be an old doting Fool, and that his Son was the more excusable, as taking his folly originally from his Parents; he therefore bid him high him Home again, and both of them ply their Business better, or else instead of being pitied for their folly, they might be sound lashed for their Knavery.  
Ricardo listened very attentively to the Justice's discourse, and seeing he was so liberal of his Whipping cheer, he was resolved to bestow a cast of his office upon him; so stepping unto him, he so pulled and tweaged the Justice by the Nose, that he roared and bellowed like a Colchester-Bull. Now was the whole House in a great Consternation, hearing the Justice so to take on; Old Thomasio all the while crying out upon Ricardo, calling him Witch, Wizard, Necromancer, Sorcerer, Soothsayer, Charmer, Devil, and all the other opprobrious names he could reckon u●.  
The Justice herewith was in a terrible Scare, an● commanded Ricardo should be immediately laid hold on; but being searched for in every place he could no where be found. Sir (said Thomasio) this Ricardo is the left hand of the Devil, a right Lancashire Witch, who can change himself into what shape he pleases; and who knows but that he may turn himself into a Flea, and so skip into your Daughter's Bed; I tell you it is a dangerous thing, and if she should prove with Child, a Man might easily guests who was the Father.  
The whole Company could not forbear laughing at Thomasio's discourse, but the Justice was more exasperated against him than before, thinking their whole design to be more out of Knavery than simplicity, and therefore commanded that both Thomasio and Sir Billy should be set in the Stocks, whilst Rica●do was looking up to accompany them, and then he would take such order with them as he thought fitting. But 〈◊〉 Stocks happening to be broken at that time, the Constable to secure them put them both in the Cage, which so exasperated our Knight Errand, that he swore by the fiery Fashion of bloody Mars, he would either free himself from that captivity, or lo●● his Life in the Adventure. And so having al● his thoughts bound up in Choler, like mad Orestes, in a great fury, he ran with all his might against the Bars of the Cage, and like another Bajazet beat out his own Brains.  
Old Thomasio seeing what had happened, was struck into a marvellous astonishment, so transformed with Wonder, that he stood like to a breathing Stone. The Justice hearing what had happened, went likewise thither, as also his Daughter, and the rest of his Family, who beholding this dismal sight, were also marvellously astonished. The Coroner being not yet gone, a Jury was impanneled, who found him guilty of self▪ Murder, whereupon he should have been buried in the Highway, with a stake driven through him, But for the honour of Knight-Errantry, and being the last, and like to be the last of that Order, he was buried in the Churchyard of that Parish, accompanied with an extraordinary multitude of People, and upon his Tomb were these Verses inscribed.  

Under this Clod of Clay,  
Alas and welladay,  
Lies Billy of Billerecay.   

He Giants did subdue,  
And Monsters overthrew,  
Now death our Knight hath slew.   

Here let him rest in Peace,  
Who living did not cease,  
Fresh troubles to increase.     

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