A Perfect Narrative Of the Fanatic WONDERS SEEN In the West of ENGLAND. WITH A True Relation of the Particulars thereof: Sent in a Letter to a worthy Gentleman, belonging to an Alderman of the City of London. Attested under the Hands of John Shipman, Minister. Thomas Watkins, Churchwarden. John Betterton, Constable. Francis Cripps, And William Chandler. LONDON: Printed for Charles Gustavus, 1660. A Perfect Narrative OF THE Phanatique Wonders seen in the West of England: With a true Relation thereof touching the full particulars, etc. IT is a true saying of one of the Ancients, that Time and the Eye try out Truth, but Falsehood winneth Credit only on a sudden, and by uncertainties. And since Time, the most sure and impartial Judge, hath sentenced those glorious Pretences with which our late Politicians did veil themselves, to be nothing else by gilded Hypocrisies; so also shall we present the World with the odious Frauds of some Phanatique Impostures; who in a late Seditious Pamphlet, endeavoured to suggest unto the People a wonderful Story of an Army of Frogs at Fairford in Gloucestershire: Whereas, indeed, the true particulars thereof had long since been communicated to public View, had they not miscarried in the hands of the Carrier: But a true Copy thereof being transmitted to the hands of a worthy Gentleman, at an Alderman's house in the City of London, be pleased to take a view thereof, VIZ. Loving Cousin, THE best of my Affections salute you, etc. These are to represent, That for your last Letter give you thanks: And whereas you writ, that you admire you did not hear from me in Answer to your last Letter, I did write; And the Carrier promised me the delivering it with his own hands, for whose neglect I am sorry. And as concerning the Paper-book enclosed in your Letter, I received: In answer whereunto, as near, and as credibly as possibly I can, I have endeavoured; to wit, June the 16th last past, it pleased God to send Us plenty of Rain and Thunder showers, which was very welcome, God send us thankful Hearts, and free us from lying Tongues: After which Rain, my Landlord Esquire Barker having some old Fishponds in his Orchard and Outlets. These Ponds being filled afresh with the Rain and other Supplies, there did (which will appear by perfect Evidence, an Annual Customary thing not only in that place, but in all other about our Neighbourhood Parishes) ●ssue forth of these Ponds and Ditches great store of young Frogs and Water Toads, which in length were an Inch or hardly so long, shifting and hopping to and fro, being out of their Watery ●ement: Insomuch, that if any would have taken the pains to view them, shifting some one way, some another, they might have seen thousands of these silly poor Varments, which was as usual as the year did proceed: Which silly Creatures, without any manner of prejudice or offence unto Man▪ Woman, or Child, that ●vening and Night were cleared▪ Wherefore, in Answer to the Verity of your Book, and these Zealots that were the Founders, for the odiousness thereof, I shall leave that to the Judgements of you and your Friends had the Prayers of these Zealots' prev●lencie: But God will not hearken to Prayers where Malice is the Foundation. We may perceive by these true Informers, who would turn Magicians, if they knew how to raise the Plagues of Egypt amongst Us, were not God's Mercies superabundant, who hath chained up their malice? But now, like Demetrius, their Trade and hopes of enjoyment, that which was never left them by Inheritance, being void, they summon up the Brethren to cry down by their vicious and abhorred Lies. And whereas in your Letter you pity the persons concerned, might they, or could they have or find out any sure ground how they might find out or know these true Informers, what the Law of Man would, for such abominable gross Liars afford, in no wise be wanting; but for that it is at present omitted for want of a groundwork. As for the Verity hereof, the Persons who have subscribed their hands, will, and are ready for the maintaining the same. Wherefore, loving Kinsman, if it may not be too much prejudice unto you, That the mouths of such abominable Liars may be stopped, that you use a means (through this Letter) for the prevalency of a Book to be printed to the contrary; which if you can, and do perform Us this favour, it shall not (God willing) to the uttermost be forgotten, withal desiring with what expedition may be, a speedy return of some few Copies. Thus expecting your loving Answer, I leave you to the preservation of Him that is the Preserver of Us all, and rest, Fairford the 13th. 1660. Your loving Uncle, G. BROWN. The Truth of this Narrative, contained in the precedent Letter, is attested under the Hands of John Shipman, Minister. Thomas Watkins, Churchwarden, John Betterton, Constable. Francis Cripps, William Chandler. Thus having fully evinced these Politic Contumelies, of their Libellous and def●mtory Reports, may we not clearly discern their Fanatic mischiefs in which they are implicated? Their Desires are impossible, their Attempts are wicked, and their Reports are false and scandalous: And is it possible that after all this, any Person should be such a superlative Fanatic, as to need extrinsic Arguments to reclaim them? Surely it cannot be; except he be rooted in his Error, as they say Marsus Diaboli roots itself in the Earth, which can never be pulled up without breaking. However, I do not doubt, but as Sue●onius reports, that Aug●stus Caesar walking by a Pond where the Frogs were croaking, commanded them to keep silence, and they were never after heard to make any Noise in that Place: So all that harsh roaring, and discordant clamour both in their Libellous Paper, and Airy Invention, will ere long, 'tis hopes, by the Command of our Gracious Sovereign be silenced and restrained. FINIS.