THE Wand'ring whore CONTINUED: A DIALOGUE BETWEEN Magdalena a Crafty Bawd, Julietta an Exquisite Whore, Frantion a Lascivious Gallant, And Gusman a Pimping Hector. Discovering their diabolical Practices at the Half-crown CHUCK-OFFICE. With a more perfect LIST of the names of the Crafty Bawds, Common Whores, Wanderers, Pickpockets, Nightwalkers, Decoys, Hectors, Pimps and Trappanners. Delivered to the Publisher hereof by a late Hector, several deep Pyemen, and decayed Gamesters amongst them. Sine Cerere & Baccho friget Venus. London: Printed in the Year 1660. THE WAND'RING WHORE. Gusman. HAve you any work for the Cooper's daughters in Katherine-wheel Ally in Bishopsgate-street, they cure the Priapismus, Satyriasis, and Standing-Ague infallibly, with an Universal Medicine, dancing Bobbinjo, stark naked into the bargain: In their absence (which is seldom) Betty Laurence, their neighbour and Sister in iniquity, will serve the Cure, suffering you to whip the skin off her buttocks, as Wats the Hosier (besides two others) did, only paying her Crowns apiece for her patience and punishment. All such as are too hot in the God-piece, may have right-cooling Snow-water at the Newhouse without the Postern by Moor-gate, the virtues whereof are choice and singular, in so much that it cures any of the distempers, if you take a dose morning and evening after this manner. Recipe Mamillarum duarum manipules duos, ventris inferioris (prope unlvum) quantitatem sufficientem, pone linguam intra labra, rem in re, fiat ejectio & mixtio seminis secundum artem. Had this Receipt the virtue and quality of curing the French-pox, Running of the Reins, filthy corrupt constitutions in the bodies of our society, it might be put down and received by them for the true Aqua Mirabilis, with which, should Thom. Lawton in Petty-France but wash his face with before a Looking-glass, he might read the heinousness of his crimes imprinted in his forehead, if he did not expect to see old Nicks picture there instead of his own: First, for deceiving Mr. Hodgson an honest man and lawful husband of an unchaste wife: secondly, for tempting her to be a whore with him, when there is no question but she was so with others, for all she cried out O! I love that pretty black Rogues face of thine, who for her fact must be enroled with our society, of whom you may read a perfect List of names, and Habitations. A more Perfect List of the names of the Crafty Bawds, Common Whores, Wanderers, Pickpockets, Night-Walkers, Decoys, Hectors and Trappanners, in and about the City, and Suburbs of London. Crafty Bawds. DAmrose Page Priss, Fotheringham at the Chuck Office Mal. Ceco Mrs. Stone Mrs. Creswel Mrs. Garrish Mrs. Habbiger Turk's head in moorfield's Mother Baker Su. Lemmon Mrs. Whetston Mrs. George Mother Lockyer Mother Baxter Mrs. Adam's Mrs. Jones Mrs. Salmon Mrs. Saunders Mrs. Kemp Mrs. Abigail Mrs Simpson Black Pegg Doctor Sherley's wife Mrs. Dennis Mrs Glover Mrs. Love Betty Buly M Windbo Mrs Robert's Mrs Sammond Nell Laurence Mrs Woodhurst Mrs Lockyer Mrs Themzin M Pickering Mrs Kempster Mrs Brooks Virginia, going to Hackney Grow, white-cross-street Mrs Osbeidg, Bedlam Mrs Gletherel Mrs Waller, Thomazin in white Chapel Mrs Thomas, Stepney Jeremyes and Servicess Booths by Hackney river Mrs Bull Mrs Halspenny Mrs Harrison Three Sugarloafs in Grub-street Ship, George, and three turns long Ally Jones, at the Cock in long Acre Mrs Davies a Midwife M Barber, a Midwife in Holborn M Howard, in Lincoln's In-f●ild Mrs Hugh's Mother Coney The Cherry Garden Black Swan, in St. Martins-Le-grand Mrs Br●oks, Mile-end Hanna Hickman, Bawd and Wh●re Margaret Leech Margery Wilson Mrs Page, Oldstreet Ann Price Houkins, Bawd Paskin, at the Armitage Margery Lawton Alice Hulburt Mrs Burges Joyce Ebbs Nell Yate Mrs Wellaston M●s Stockwel Mrs Lawton, by Hattonw●ll Mal Ledger Mrs Sadler Mrs Gibbins Rose Caddin Frank Tilt Jane Hayward Nan Bennes Bess Mundel, keeps three Baudy-houses in Dogand Bitch-ard jacob's Well, in Jewen-street Nan Evans Mrs Jones in Crosslane The Last and Lion, in East-smith-feild. Common Whores, Wanderers, Pickpockets and Nightwalkers. Mrs. Snow Nan Langsden Mrs Reading Betty Edward's Betty Holly Mal. Nun Welsh Nan Mal Avory Esther Clark Nan Love Mrs. Warren Nell Gulliford Sarah & Nan Fullam Betty Young Faith Clayton — Cross Betty Orange Mrs. Curtez Betty Laurence Mrs. Honour Queen of Morocc● Mrs. Holliland Mrs. Diamond Mrs. Shirley the younger Mrs Smith Jane Stamford Mrs. Spencer Mrs. Taverner Mrs. Marten Mrs Watson Mrs. Berry Mrs. Green Green Mall, alias Joan Godfrey Ma●l Chauncy Ketty Cox Moll Hegg Mall Horsfield Mall Savory Peg Williams Alice Spilman Kate Hare Mall Tremain Mrs. Westover, Bandstring-seller to the Offices in Chauncery-lane Peg Cross Nan Bret Ursula Higgins Betty White Betty Farmer Margery Noble Jane Dixon Mall Peak Sarah Martin Nan Gl●scock Mrs Mate Toothless Betty Bess Goring Grizzel Wood Mrs Cupid Mal Grey Nan Cooper Betty Cooper Mrs Ames Nan Wats Betty Bates Betty Eton Mal. Bell Butter and Eggs Jane Thebey Mrs Owen Mal Fink Betty Baxter Betty Gansford Black Betty Nan Taylor Beck Lunn Mrs Love Mrs Lote Bess Whittle Bes● Bluns' Mrs simmond's Bet●y Downes Luce Brook Nell Cider Malipiero Craford Mal Bell Mrs Wood Mal Rose Mrs Blower pocky Frank Poulter, alias Ulls Faith Anderton Dutch Whore Wilkis a weaver's Wife at smock Ally-end Mrs ●awes Denues wife in Shoreditch Mrs Sw●●ls maid Bess M●s ●oy Mrs B●lls Daughter's Mrs Bourn a Scribes wife Mrs Tippit Shards wife in Dunning-Alley M Mails by the Curtain Playhouse Su Hedge Joan Thorn at Newington butts Ensign Websters wife Mrs Harfed— Robinson, Wouldst Compter Mr● Sweetman Long-haird M●s Spencer in Spittle-fields Mrs Wroth, Grubstreet Mrs Phillips Peg Angel Green's Satchel— Mall Rose Nan Rash Betty Knight Su Ha●is Nan Braithwait Boulrun the bailiffs wife W●l Martin's wife Mrs Fransces, alias M●● Robinson Pim● Hollilands Poekey pug-nasty Mrs Spicer in Mobb-lane, alias Brown's Mrs 〈◊〉- mcroy Mrs Carr in Rose-lane M Bansly Tanners wife Wheeler stir. M Di … Joan Glisson, alias Roberts Frank Evitt Tracyes ●ife Mrs Taverner Wheeler-street Frank Rigs alias Robinson, a thieving whore Betty Wilson — King Sarah Price Kate Wilkinson Grace Steel Elizabeth Smith Betty Blunt Marry De-gret, Mobb to Tho. Crouch Alice Jones Mall Cole Nan Lowe — Fox Mary Paget Mrs Cadman Sarah & Joyce Price Bess Cox Cock Birch Sarah Bostwid Joan Bonner Joan Bouden Nan Southern Frank Palmer Silver-laced Bess Frank Ouden Fair Rosamond Suger-C— a constant wanderer & nightwalker Mrs Dedman P●g Hodgson Nan Stephens Sarah Blades Mrs Bliss Mrs Russel Mrs Sherman Mrs King a Sempstress. Decoys, Hectors, and Trapanners. ARmstrong Pet● Fox Tho. Hurst Will Taverner Dick Cartwright George Clark Barret Holliland, a great Cheat Gladwin, an ignorant whelp Len. Langsden Tho. Stern Barr Higgins Tho. Dodson Nat Lummocks, Apoth. Aniseed Robin Wil Nash. Man Middleton Frank Ashburn Jack Jones Wat. Gulliford Carter, Rabbit-seller Dick. de Lane Jo. Cecks Robin Thrower Tho. Rand Wil Merrit Wat. Stainton. Ra●m●n, Trump-alley Crone Green by Newgate Harry Martin Vintner Pimp Skipwith. Ned Brooks Tracy a Hector Brown a Chirurgeon Ratford a Trooper Tho. Player Ned Traford Harry Bird Will Dossel Will Usius Jack Deigns Taylor the Prigg Little Taffy Sam Pink, a slovenly pimp James at Dog-yard Gundamore Shatterwait, scribe Hopper, Writing-master Winch the Nailer Jack Berry, & Jack Harris Billiard-players Pimp Howard Fair Rosamonds pimp George Paskins, a Kid-●●●iber, at the Crooked-billet at the Armitage Pimp Glover Jack Gould Jack Wallis Ralph Ashington, alias Shitten-arse, Grocer Tho. Ebbs Dick Steckwel Will Ledger Will Sadler Wat. Gibbins Tho. Hayward C— Jackson Pimp Sherman Hammond Will Gill Frantion. Many of these are new Madams to me, but old Traders no question with others, I'll visit their Quarters one after another, though I'm clapped three times over with the Pox, and so become a Gentleman, but hear me Signior Gusman, dost know Mrs. G— near the Coffee-house in the Postern by More-gate? there's a tearing Girl with Silver-lace upon her Petticoat a Quarter's breadth, with Lemmon-coloured Ribbons a-la-mode-france, with Pendants in her ears, necklace of counterfeit pearl, and dressed with a Caul in her hair. Gusman. Know her! There's scarce a Bawdy-house, whore, or Hector in London but I either know of them, or will know them, by such as keep them Company, one of them told me, that after G— had fallen to decay in his own trade, his wife set up here's by opening her fore doors, and lying backwards, for sufferance whereof this Cornudo had two shillings and a time paid by his wife, who handled the theoric and practic part with such free will that by her Report her husband received seventeen Half-crowns for his part in one day, besides some overplus Knocks she never reckoned to him. Frantion. Had I known this story beforehand, I would never have ventured in her 〈◊〉 Low-countrieses, though she would have paid me for the drudgery; for, the Cat-eyed Cullinder-faced Gipsy is only pleasing to the eye in her trick't-up bravery 〈◊〉 a distance, and rough s●in'd in her Embraces as the Sunburnt Portugal; there's the Governess of the Chuck Office has been far handsomer, till 〈◊〉 had her under his Cure of the Pox: I was told by one Hurst a Farrier by Finsbury and divers others, that ●riss, stood upon her head with naked breech & belly whilst four Cullyrumpers chucked in si●teen Half-crowns into her Commodity: I fear the foul disease is so deeply rooted in her rotten husband, (as appears by his staff since he was at Enfield,) that he will shortly be put in the Bill of Mortality: to prevent which, I advise him to enter Kings-land Hospital, and there make his last Will and Testament, leaving the Estate he hath got by Fools, Whores, and Rogues, to some of his own profession. Gusman. It's a true Proverb, (and as often seen verified amongst us, as upon any other persons in the world,) that illgotten Goods never prosper, and though his get have been inordinate, his Expenses have overbalanced them, so that his estate will quickly be numbered, and as suddenly distributed: If you fancy variety of faces, Mounsieur Frantion, visit the Cherery-garden, Hatton-wall, Blomesbury, Deury-lane, Dog and Birch yard, Fleet-lane, Turnball-street, Rosemary lane, long Acre, Lincolnss-in-field; Spittle-fields, Wheeler-street, Mobb-lane, Smock-ally, the Row at the six Windmills, Petticoat-lane, Dunnings-ally, Long-ally, morefield's, Cheapside, Cornhill, Leaden-hall-street, etc. Where when you meet with a complete lusty Girl to your mind, say with the witty wanton Poet; Let me thy naked parts feel without light And with sweet sports protract the pleasing night. Frantion. I have ranged through most of those quarters already for a fresh C— for, Love hath wings, and loves to range, And I love those that love to change. Therefore if thou canst do the business, here's a Crown, an Angel, a Pound, nay, Five pounds for a pnre untouched Maidenhead: for I am even surfeited with Citizen's wives, who are eager after S— Gusman. I can do the feat for you, paying well beforehand, only advising with Magdalena a little, therefore whether will you have a black, brown, flaxen, tall, short, slender, thick, fat, or lean wench to try your valour on? Frantion. I won't have her clarified or pockisi but a pure maid, such as was pied by her Mr. the B— in the Truckle-bed, nor such as In bred Spend-all in Throckmorton-street, trades with near the Chuck-Office, (when he should be at Church,) or in the usurers walk, not playing at Bobb-cherry with his maid the Tell-tale, nor such a one as old Salmon's maid, who whilst her Mr. wooed to enter her fort, she stood upon her guard, and called Corporal, bidding him stand off with a Pox of his P— in his hand Magdalena. Thou hast been pretty punctual in thy observations as to the names, persons, and places where our sociery and retinue resoit, but there are other remarkable persons, such as your running-Bauds, Kidnappers, your he and she-Shop lifters, and your foylers, who are forgotten amongst us; there's old Damrose Page has got many a pound by it, therefore let us not lose the benefit of their Acquaintance, we may chance to build a Hospital, at our own proper-cost and charges, as well as she did Houses in Radcliff-highway. Gusman. That I have ready for you already, which I shall put in rank and file against our next meeting: For by the advice of one of their own society, I took a rough draught of them, from the Collectors Lift for Pole-mony about Dog and Bitch-yard, Turnbull-street, Cress-lane, with other their Rendezvouzes, and you shall not sail of them, such as Will, and Bess Cox, Bess Norgate, Amy Butler, Peter Goodjeway, and Thom. Orrel, with divers others of whom you shall shortly hear more in the strange and true Conference between Damrose Page and Priss Fotheringham during their Imprisonment in Newgate, etc. With the manner of Hammonds erecting of the Prick-Office at the Last and Lion in East-smith-field. It will be very proper to have an additional List of the names, of our deepest Pyemen and decayed Occupiers, whose names may stand upon record amongst us, as the Benefactors in St. Bartholomews' Hospital, as good Examples for others. But lose not an opportunity which is now offered in the presence of your constant Cully, and deep Pyeman Frantion: His teeth water for a new face, money and Coney are good Commodities. Magdalena. Show him into a convenient Room, and end in Mrs. Cupid, the Dutch whore, fair Rosamond, Sugar C— who are all as good Maids as any use to be after thirteen amongst us, and let him make his own choice, and I will have my own Price, be diligent in your attendance, carrying Wine and Tobacco, whether they call or no, come he must pay for't, trading dead and little, make large improvement on't when 'tis offered. Gusman. Should we once leave our old Custom of Cheering, our best (as well as worst) Cullies, we must leave off to live, but hang Conscience and honesty, 'tis absurd policy, dishonest actions are proper with other Persons, in other places, and for our profit, dishonsty with Riches is honesty, honesty with Poverty is dishonesty, all people know that to be as true as that St. George killed the Dragon: they must therefore find it, if not expect it, for we have devices and subtleties far exceeding the Mountebanks Orbiton or Balsam, that were our Girls C— as large as Satchel C— Green's wife who has both holes broken into one, we can reduce those preternatural defects, to their Pristine posture and constitution. Magdalena. Thou sayest true Gusman, beware the four wenches smell not rammish (as all whores do) under their Armpits, or have any Crablice breeding there for fear of discovering the loss of their Maidenheads, but give them Instructions to paint, Powder, and perfume their clothes and carcases, have fine clean Holland-smocks, kiss with their mouths open, put their tongues, as all wantoness do, in his mouth, and suck it, their left hand in his Codpiece, the right hand in his Pocket, commend his Trap stick, pluck their coats above their thighs, their smocks above their Knees, bidding him thrust his hand to the best C— in christendom, tickling the Knobs thereof till they burst out with laughing, as W— the Butcher's son in the Stocks did Honour Brooks the rammish Scotch whore at D— between her Legs, not forgetting that Ursula had half a crown for showing her Twit-twat there, and half a crown for stroking the marrow out of a man's Gristle: but stay Gusman read the Proclamation ere you go. Gusman. O Yes! O Yes! O Yes! Any man or woman, in City or in Country, that will see an Ugly she-monster of deformed shape, impudent and brazenfaced carriage, uncivil behaviour, filthy constitutions, and preternatural disposition in her body, grinds Ginger in her a— hole betwixt her buttocks, and by that means hath weakened the retentive faculty in her posteriors, to the p— and s— of her flesh-stocks, Let all such as fear not the losing of their Eyesight, come put in their nose, as Chaucer's twelve Friars did at the dividing of a fart amongst them, and they may have it of a sluttish wench at the sign of, Have you any wood to cleave, etc. Magdalena. Well, I'll send her all the Hectors, and ●oaring Trappanners that love picking of wenches plackets more than Pockets to plague the jade, unless she enters her name amongst us; come Julietta, what observations were omitted concerning your venetian practices in our first days discourse, deliver me and this auditory a true and brief account. Julietta. Our rules amongst us, are with much strictness observed, for paying an annual tribute to the Senate, we have as secure protection as any people in the Dukedom of Venice, no Tax or imposition exceeding ours in quantity, and what children are got in Bastardy amongst us, are educated at their charge, if you are but minded to go to a certain stately building, where is a grate, and one continually there placed to receive it in, the Priests have a place peculiar to themselves, for what Brats they get are carried else where, where on the outside of the wall, hangs a rope with a basket at the end on't, where they are drawn up in a basket, if you ring the Bell, which hangs close by: if any Merchant, Gentleman or others, leave his slipper at the door, whilst he is with us, none dares to enter amongst us, for we have our Ruffians (such as your Hector's) that will tear the nations, this Custom's as ordinary, as drinking in alehouses and Taverns: then in our private rooms, we have the picture of the Italian padlock, Peter Aretine's postures curiously painted, with several beautiful pictures starknaked (not such Landscapes as P— in C— at Priss Fotheringhams') one holding a Chamber-pot betwixt her Legs, another striving might and main to enlarge the Orifice of her Mysrerium magnum that unfathomed bottom, a third laughing at the large pair of cheeks and haunches she hath got, a fourth pointing at one that hath lost the hair off her Whib-bob, and instead thereof hath a huge black beard for her strummulo or merkin, and if any of our wanton Girls catch the Neaploitan disease, 'tis a constant custom to send them to the Hospitals appointed where they are clarified before they enter upon any new engagement by our Surgeons. Magdalena. Your account is very concise and complete, I hear Frantion call, (after his knocking) 'tis surely for the Reckoning. Frantion. There's ten p●eces to clear all charges and expenses, does it please old Matron? Magdalena. Most noble Frantion, most hearty welcome, the most welcome guest in the whole world, what can be grasped within my power, shall truckle at your command, for I am your devoted servant. Julietta. Ah marry Sisters! this is none of your pitiful Sneakesbyes and Rascals that will offer a study C— but eighteen pence or two shillings, and repent of the business afterwards Gusman. He came in season, his money is in season. Quod omnium rerum est primum, I only wish the next days account may end, with so welcome a Conclusion as this. Second Days Action. FINIS An Advertisement. Whereas several of the persons concerned in the following Dialogues, have threatened the Publisher hereof, and offered large Sums for his Apprehension, fearing the discovery of their bold and impudent practices and Cheat; Let all persons know the design and intent hereof, is to rou● those Caterpillars, and to give the Magistrate notice of the vileness and wickedness of their Actions, hoping a severe and strict Observance will be taken for their suppression. Farewell.