THE Last Will and Testament OF SUPERSTITION:  Daughter to Antichrist, THE Eldest Son to LUCIFER, the Prince of this World, of the Family of Popery, in the Kingdom of Idolatry:  
Being fallen into a grievous fit of Sickness, without all hopes of Recovery.  
Made in the Prelates Clymactericall year, Anno Domini. 1641.  
LONDON Printed by john Hammond. 1642.   

THE Last Will and Testament of Superstition, eldest Daughter to Antichrist, eldest son to Lucifer, the Prince of this World, of the family of Popery, in the Kingdom of Idolatry:  
Being fallen into a grievous Fit of sickness, without all hopes of Recovery, wade, An. Dom. 1641.  
IN the name of his Holiness, Antichrist the Pope, sobeit.  
I Superstition, of the Parish of blind Devotion, in the County of Corrupt Doctrine, and in the Kingdom of Idolatry, being infirm and weak of body, crazed in memory, and worse in Mind, have made this my Testament and last Will in writing, bearing date the Twelfth day of February, in the year of my confusion, 1641. Wherein I bequeath as followeth.  

Inprimis,  
I give and bequeath my Animals, and interioriors, to be disposed of, by Lucifer, the Prince of this World; whom I have devoutly and faithfully served, during my prosperity, as shall please him; whether it be in Purgatory, or otherwise; and as for my exterior body, and fleshly Members thereof, I commit and bequeath unto the earth, from whence they came, having been Earthly sensual and devilish, after my Funeral Expenses and debts be paid and discharged, in such manner and form as hereafter I shall prescribe, to be therein interred, and covered, with perpetual oblivion.  
Item, I give and bequeath all my Tenements, that are , lying or false being, in the Parish of Ignorance, within the County of Blind Devotion, before mentioned, with all the Appurtenances thereunto belonging, commonly called, or known by the name, or names of Lack-witt, and Want-Vnderstanding, unto my elder Brother Little wit, and the heir Males of his body lawfully begootten; and for want of such issue, to his heirs female, and their heirs; and for want of such issue, to his heirs general at Law.  
Item, I give and bequeath all those tenements, lying or false being, which are Copyhold within the Parish and County aforesaid, commonly called or known by the name of Rash-wit, and Self-will, unto my younger brother Obstinate Perverseness, to have and to hold the same during his Natural life: and after his extinguishment to my right hei●es.  
Item, I give and bequeath my Goods and Chattels as followeth.  
Imprimis, I give and bequeath my whole Library of Books both in Print and Manuscript, containing his Holiness Traditions, and Inventions, the holy Apocrypha, Prayer Books to Saints, Ave Maries, and the Old and New Testament misinterpreted, and corrupted, and other the like, to my wellbeloved Uncles, Cardinal False-heart, Cardinal Would have wit, Cardinal Want-wit, Doctor Corrupt-doctrine, Doctor Wrest-scripture, Doctor Canon, and Doctor Ambition, to use and study such things as may be necessary to uphold and maintain his Holinesses Kingdom.  
Item, I give and bequeath all those Goods and Chattels placed in my Closet and private Chambers, as Pictures, Images of the Virgin Mary, of Christ and the twelve Apostles, of Saints and Angels, and the like, unto my wellbeloved Cousins, Newters, half Protestant, half Papist, or otherwise, to be privately conveyed to Rome, there by his Ho●●nesse to be disposed of; or, at my decease to ●e burned as a sacrifice accompanying me to desolation.  
Item, I give and bequeath all those Ornaments in my house of Divinew or ship, Masses, Diriges, Altars, Bowings, Cringing, Creeping, whipping, Beating, Kneesing, Standing, and all other the appurtenances to that exercise belonging, to be with me abolished, and for ever buried in everlasting obscurity.  
Item, I give and bequeath all my wearing appatrell, both  and linen, my outward garments, as Plush, Velvet, Satin, Scarlet, Crimson, Purple, and the like, to my wellbeloved friends, Dukes, Earls, Lords, Barons, and other temporal Knights, and to be by them worn for my sake, and not any more by any of the Clergy, whether Cardinal, Prelate or Bishop; as heretofore. My other garmen s. as Lawn sleeves, Hoods, Cop●s, Bag, Surpluses, and the like, I give and bequeath unto Drapers, Sempsters, and the like, to be converted to other uses more necessary for the body and profitable for the purse. My Beads, Crosses, shaved Crowns. Leather-pared Friar's garments, black and grey, I give and bequeath to Priest, jesuits, Monks, Friars, Capuchins, and by them to be used and exercised in any parts of his Holinesses Dominions and Kingdoms of Idolatry, where they can profess the same; and where not immediately after my departure to be expulsed and extirpated.  
Item, I give and bequeath towards my Funeral Expenses, 3000. Wax Candles, as many Tapers, 10000 pounds to the Singers that shall sing Mass, and Dirges at the same; and 5000. pounds per Annum, for Prayers to be continually used for my resurrection again, in due time.  
Item, I do nominate and appoint my illaffected friends, whom otherwise I cannot choose, but must trust as Executors of this my Last Will and Testament, The Laws and Ordinances of the High Court of Parliament now assembled in the Kingdom of England, by whom I have received my deadly wound; And the justices of Peace, and other Officers within the several Counties, where I have been affected and prosperous, I do nominate and appoint to my Overseers, to see this my Will executed and duly performed.   
In witness whereof I have set to my hand, SUPERSTITION, In the presence of R. P. C.D. P.I. F. etc. Per I. B. Gent.  
FINIS.