A CATALOGUE Of the titles of several Books printed in Cambridge in the Year 1669.  In a large Folio. 
FIve demonstrations to prove that a Frenchifyed Englishman, being a privy Counsellor, may lawfully be a Pensioner to the Frence King. Dedicated to the Earl of St. Alban.  In a small Octavo. 
Crumbs of comfort for the East-India-Company: wherein it is made evident that Goa, Dunkirk, & the Nutmegg-Island are to be delivered to the English, when the Citradels are rebuilt in Scotland.  In a large Folio. 
Three Arguments to prove that forty thousand pounds is but a small sum to play away in one winter in the French Court by a jerman Count Dedicated to the House of Commons.  In a large Quarto. 
Reason & justice in 3 Tomes: proving the impartiality of our Age, viz. in fetching the Lord Warreston out of France, & hanging him in Scotland; and suffering Clarendon at his ease in France to do further mischief.  In the largest of Folios. 
Fifty unanswerable Arguments to prove Sr. George Downing a worse conditioned Traitor against his Master Okey, than judas against our Saviour, who, when he considered what he had done, went & hanged himself.  In a small Folio. 
Twenty Arguments to prove that never any Lawyer went to heaven (except Sr. Thomas More) though a Christian, especially such as take fees on both sides, & make no conscience of pleading in a bad cause. Dedicated to jack Fountain, jack Maynard, Black-mouthed jones, & Sr. Ambrosele Beef the Butcher's son at Smithfield-barrs.  In a Duodecimo. 
A new way of paying old debts, Written by Plutofurens: viz: That the debtor ought to beat the Creditor if he trust a Courtier, & ask for his money. Dedicated to Howard the Mercer, Dean the Woodmonger and Avery the Coachmaker.  In a large Folio. 
A Damn way of swearing & hectoring a Man out of life & estate: written in a black character by Plutofurens, & Compeers Dobson, Priestman & Granger. Dedicated to Alexander Fitton, Willi Carr Percival Hart and Blunden.  In a small Octavo, 
An excellent method of lying, or inventing lies, together with the Art of Memory requisite for a Liar Composed by the 3 famous Authors Sr. Satan Birkenhead, Sr. Thomas Gore and Sr. Giddy-brain Gerard. With the learned Observations of Doctor Baber an exquisite Student & Practitioner in that Ar● Dedicated to Coll. Noy.  In a Quarto. 
Savill or the Vujust Steward; being a Tragicomedy, Acted at the King's house: wherein is presented the injustice of the Steward in selling the Towns in Holland & Flanders. Dedicated to Queen Bess' Tomb.  In a large Quarto. 
Articles of Agreement made in a tripartite Alliance between the right Venerable Bawd Benee, Madam Valeire & Madam Castlemain: with the proposals of marriage between the Highborn Bastards Lew%% de Bourbonne Valeire, Charles Castlemain, & the 2. Mistress Iermins in the Nunnery at Cullomb in Franc●  In Folio. 


Twenty Reasons written by the Lady Benet, Damaris Page, Proserpina Civit & Madam Chiffins: with the Observations of their Sister Wood deceased: wherein is a direction to Madam Russell, & all other hopeful Ladies likely to trade at Court; That they, on pain of poverty, diseases & old age, never offer to expose their Commodities to sale on trust; but first secure a good stock of Money & Titles of Honour: for that there is no trust in Princes or Sons of men: As for example, Mistress at the Playhouse, Roxellana, Warmsley, & other Whores of Honour.  
A new way of Institution & Induction practised on Doctor .... at the Fleece-Tavern in Holborn by Archbishop Buckhurst, Archdeacon Sidley & Chancellor Blaney.    In a Duodecimo. 
The heavy judgements inflicted on Sr. George Cartwright for his ruining the valiant Seamen of England, & cheating the Nation in the Exchequer: viz. to be confined Treasurer of Ireland for his miserable life.  In a Folio. 
An exact model & survey of the Great Ships built by the Ld. Gerard & the rest of the Peers, according to the flourish they made at the burning of the Ships at Chattam. Dedicated to the Court of Aldermen & Common Council building the Loyal London; with a Motto. 
'Tis for a Merchant to keep his word:  
But for an upstart Lord a ....   In a Folio. 
The English Interest firmly established in Ireland by outing the honest Adventurers, & innocent English families settled 100 Years in Ireland; & putting into their estates the known Irish Rebels. Dedicated to the Privy Council in 40 Articles by Alderman Barker of London.  In a Quarto. 
Alderman Bolton's honesty to the poor burnt out of London comparted to the pissing out the fire of London by wise Sr. Thomas Bludworth.  In a Duodecimo. 
The Lady Benet's Receipt for lost maidenheads presented to Madam Churchill, Mrs. Warmsley & others, whores of honour.  In a Folio. 


Sr. Poll alias Sr. Gilbert Gerard; Hypocondria for the cure of his mad wife, & the rest of the mad Daughters of Gutta Rosacea the Beast of Durham, Dedicated to the Bishop's only Son now a Pikeman in russel's Regiment.  
A rare Secret found out by the Beast of Durham's Chambermaid, being an Antidote against pissing & shiting a bed when drunk .... by taking Goats hoof or its bladder burnt to a powder, & drunk in the Collegiate cup at Peterburrow.    In a Quarto. 


Gutta Rosacea his logic, that, as the Beast of Durhaem is a Prince Palatine he may lawful lie with his maid several years; & after, marry her to his Man, by a Licence from Sr. Satan Birckenhead. Dedicated to the Cobbler of Gloucester.  
The Milk-wife at Hackney her mistaken method of cureing Doctor Smallwoods' mad wife, in sending the Doctor's Bastard in a Basket, in stead of a basket of strawing herbs for his Church.    ●n a large Folio. 


Vngratefullnes in 17 books, written by Monsieur Cadoule of Mompelier. Dedicated to Blood-Frayser a Lousy Scot in that Town.  
A perite Medicament for the Cure of Doctor Frayser's broken vertex, found out by the Bailiff of Westminster: & dedicated to Sr. Edmund Godfrey.  
The sad complaint of Royal blood with 200 other souls sent to the shade below, against Blood Frayser-Dedicated to Mr. Read, Fraysers old Master.    In Octavo. 


Five Arguments written by Izard the Printer, proveing Doctor Baber Pluto's Pimp, & Will: Cravens Cheatmaster General.  
Zany or an Analeptica for the Cure of the Arthritical; experienced by Hyde on the Lady Mordant at Mompelier.  
Madam De rat's request to justice Baber to make her a bill of what she deservs for rubbing Clarendons shins every night in Mompelier.  
Sermons noted useless by the Comedians of both houses, & Westminster-Abby; with a Question put,— Whether Pauls-Church ought to be built first, or the Playhouse in Salisbury-Court, & which will be of most use for this Age?    In a Scotch Paper. 


The Frenchmens wonder, or the world's astonishment, that ever Clarendon should have brains enough to be Chancellor of England; being judged, by such as discourse with him abroad, to be an ignorant lump of Cornbury-gutts.  
A new way found out in Ireland for the making good Soldiers, by nipping money out of each Soldier's days pay, for maintaining a Playhouse for his Grace.  
The Tripartite Alliance of the Grand Senior, Devil & French King sent to all the secure negligent Princes & States.    In a Quarto. 


An hoeterogeneous Remedy against Melancholy found out by C— Lantherdail. Dedicated to Royal blood.  
Rome's thanks returned to Clarendon for his Kind endeavours in sending Sr. Richard Beling to the Pope's holiness with a Commission for Father Patrick to sit in the House of Commons.  
Dick Mason the Avenior his gracious condescension to his poor old Father for the continuance of his Alehouse, & living poor in Stafford-shire: with the true relation how Dick cozzened a poor old woman on pretence of Marriage.  
An excellent Receipt against the sin of Sodom: by Phisiologer Bishop Dalben made in the Moonlight.  
justice Bales request to Doctor Baber to prove Magna Charta a Chancery Lawyer, & not a Statute, as the wise Doctor once affirmed it to his clerk & an ignorant Constable.  
An Action brought against Sr. Positive at all, Sr. Will: Killigrew & Senior Tomaso by the Wites who wrote their Plays. Dedicated to judge Drayton & Gresham-Colledge.  
The blessed reformation in the supposed Noble families of England, by resolving against a Puritanisme-life, & taking up Heathenism.    In a Quarto. 


The Goodman's rest, or an Assurance that no miscarriages or cheats shall every be punished by the Committee of Brook-house: With a consolation to the troubled Brethren Gerard, Cartwright, brazenfaced Bronckerd, Pen, Perk & others. with this in the title-page, Qui peccat & non corripit alienae, facit suae.  
Mr. Holder's Remonstrance to the sober people in England; with 3. arguments to prove that the valiant Christian Act of Sr. Robert Holms in burning an innocent village in Holland, & robbing & cheating the Guiny-Company was not the cause of burning London, & Ships at Chatham by way of Lex talionis.  
Directions for any persons that are desirous to take Holy Orders from Pope Clement the ix. or his Successors, to repair to the Monaestery built at st. james, & at Castles in Ireland.    In a small Quarto. 
The Lord Gerard's advice to .... That the way to govern the City of London & keep them from rebellion, is, to reduce the proud Knaves to their blue Caps & leather points, & suffer no more Lord Majors or Common-Council, but make a good Citadel out of the Stones of Paul's in the middle of the City, & make a Hectoring Governor; according to the example of a Damn Lord who lost all Wales & all other places in his manaige.  In a large Folio. 


An excellent discourse called the Metamorphosis of old jack Vaughan; with the Dialogue between him & ..... a worthy Commoner, who meeting old Vaughan in Westminster-Hall, saluted him with many congratulations, wishing him joy of his Court-preferments; to which old Vaughan replied, Do you not see my grey-hairs? Alas, Alas, I am too old to be a Knave; the Court may design what they pleas, but they mistake the Man, I am resolved never to quit the Commons jnterest: Yet with 6. hours this old man turned young, & nimbly skipped to Whitehall, where he made a Coupee, and from honest old jack became Sr. john, & with the Courant-figure became Sergeant john, & with a Caper leapt into the Chief-Iustice seat in the Common-pleas; & is become an Excellent Dancer after a Court-horn-pipe; which caused one to send him these 2. lines to paint in his Coat of Arms, 
This is no wonder in such a Man;  
One honest Lawyer show who can?   
The French Kings thanks with his present sent to his Pensioners by his faithful jerman Count, for endeavouring to break the Triple Alliance; that England & Holland may once more weaken the Protestant Interest, that the French King may have the easier passage to England through Flanders & Holland.  
A true account given to the French King by Monsieur Colbert of the whole charge in the purchase of Dunkirk, wherein is cast up what the new hang cost now hanging in the Lovure at Paris, wherein is the picture of Dunkirk with a purse of money held over the Town: Also what the presents cost that were given to the good old Gentlewoman & to Gerard for his officiousness in that affair.    In the largest of Folio's. 



Fifty Theses, wherein the grand quaestion is stated, viz. Whether the abjureing Charles Stuart & a single person, or the abjureing the Covenant hath produced the greater plague on these Nations? in which book are large Cutts lively presenting unto this Age, Kimbolton & other Lords, with jack Fountain, Sergeant Maynard, judges Terrhel, Sr. Harbottle Grimston, Doctor Hodges, Doctor Smallwood, & dissembling Ley, lifting up their hands to heaven, & crying that heavy judgements might pursue & fall on the Violators of that holy Covenant.  
In another Plate is Genll. Monck at the head of his Regiment abjureing a Single Person, & murdering all that would not do the same.  
On 23d. Cutt are presented the several Victories of the Commonwealth, where may be viewed the King of Spain plucking out one of his Eyes to please the English Ambassador; the French King with his breeches down, & Card. Mazarin on his knees holding up the King's shirt; the Portugal delivering his Ambassad: Brother to be a sacrifice to appease the People's anger for affronting the English Nation; the Swede offering Christian to be a Wife to any Son of the Commonwealth; the poor Dane with his back bare, and a whole Regiment of Germane Princes & Italian Commonwealths offering their services to England's Commonwealth; the Dutch claiming kindred & brotherly love; the Numerous Turks round the Mediterranean humbly presenting to the Commonwealth all the English Slaves in fetters of Gold, admireing Blake, & calling him a Son of the God Commonwealth in England, & fearing that Blake would burn their Ships and destroy their harbours, from the Cities of Algiers, Salee & Smyrna, the Bashaws sending blank papers aboard the General to make his own Articles: And on the backside of this Cutt is to be seen Sr. Thomas Allen beaten by a few Anchovy & Olive-boats, where is presented a feathered Captain with his Whore tied to his back, and a bag of money fastened to his nose as a leading-string, with a Turk pissing in the Captain's eyes.  
And if you please to turn the other leaf, you will see a small Cutt where is pictured a hand out of a wall pointing at the Plague & fire of London, the burning of the Ships at Chatham & Dutch-Warre; with a Turk whipping a Bishop in his Lawn-sleeus, & calling him ignorant proud & drunken Priest.   
A Prophecy found by a Cold-streamer in an Abbey in Northumberland, foretelling that Oliver Cromwell & Genll. Monck should both die in their beds equally honest, & have sumptuous funerails, & be equally exalted on Westminster-Hall for breaking their faith to their Masters.  
Tom of the Woods Prophecy, being sent to Will Lily from Schooters-Hill in Kent, with Tom's desire that Lily would give hïs judgement thereon unto the Lady Harvey. viz. 

When Monck Shall die, we plainly See  
That Monmouth General shall be;  
Then james & Nan in a small flees  
To New-York fly they hold it meet.  
Till Charles the Second takes his rest:  
Then York & Monmouth shall contest  
Who hath most right to wear the Crown,  
And so in blood each other drown:  
The Commons then shall laugh & sing,  
And banish quite the Name of King:  
The Lord's privilege quite out of doors;  
Then every Peer must pay his scores:  
Then Castlemain that Papist-Whore  
Shall die a death as did jane Shore:  
And Drunken Shepherds run away;  
Both Dogs & Flocks shall go astray:  
The knavish Lawyers in disgrace,  
And honest men put in their place,  
Who shall with love make men agree,  
And justice plead without a Fee:  
The Citizen & Countryman  
Shall lovingly go hand in hand.  
Then Britain shall in triumph ride,  
With peace & honour by her side;  
Dame Foresight with her looking-glass  
Showing what's coming & what's past:  
justice with her balance waits that Day  
To even all that Strife can say:  
Charity full-loaded with her store  
Distributing Alms amongst the poor:  
Victory with her Laurel-crowned  
Spurning at Tyrants on the ground:  
Heaven then shall pleased be  
For seeing Love & Unity  
Always waiting at the Gate  
To keep out discord from the State.      In a large Quarto. 


Sir Satan Birckenhead proved to be a legitimate Child of the Devil, viz. That when the poor people who had their houses pulled down on both Tower-hills, Petitioned the House of Commons for satisfaction, The said Sr. Satan stood up & affirmed to the Parliament, That to his knowledge His Mai●…tie had taken particular care to satisfy & pay every Man to a farthing their whole damage; Upon which lie The House threw out the poor people's Petition, who are not yet satisfied, nor in any hopes of redress.  
The jesuits Conclusion & Arguments used to several Protestant Princes abroad, That the Pope hath a great Interest in England; For that, say they, you find the Lord Taff E. of Carlingford, an Irish-Papist, Sr. Bernaed Gascoygn an Italian Papist. and Harry Howard the Head of all the Papists in England, with other Church-Papists employed as Ambassadors to several Princes Coures; as if there were not Protestant Subjects enough capable of trust.  
Montagu's faint request & Zeal in pressing the French King on behalf of the poor oppressed Protestants in France; Together with that King's gracious Answers, & value had for the English Ambassadors desires; viz. making 49. fresh Articles be published against the Protestants, which are such cruel Ones, that they are judged by moderate Persons, to be hatched in hell by the departed jesuits, & printed to gratify their friends in England.  
A hot dispute between 2. young Students at the University of Heidelbergh, the one a Frenchman, the other an Englishman; In which the Frenchman by many unanswerable Arguments proves, That as Queen Elizabeth promoted & defended the Protestants Interest in the Low-Countries, So on the contrary King james & King Charles of blessed memory destroyed not only the Interest of Protestants in Cermany & France, but everywhere else: One Demonstration whereof was, That King james, (to gratify Gundimer the Spanish Ambassador) out of a fearful, base, cowardly Spirit, sent orders to call home the Lord Vere & other brave English Officers, commanding 8000 Men out of the Citadel at Manham & Castle at Heidelbergh, leaving those invincible fortifications to the plunder of the Duke of Bavaria; the English having then had in Manham above 200 fodder of wine which contain 1200. hogsheads, & all other provisions in great abundance: Which Act was the immediate ruin of that renowned Prince Palatine, & almost all the Protestants in Germany. A second Demonsiration was, That when the Duke of Bukingham was sent to the relief of the Protestants in Rochel, there were private Instructions that they should land the English in the Isle of Rhee; and when God by a judgement cut off the Duke of Buckingham for his delaying to go with a second relief, there were found in his pocketts instructions from the Queen-Mother, that the Duke should make good his premise to delay the time till the Rebels & Rogues (as they were termed) were beaten before Mompelier & at Rochel. So that the Frenchman concluded, That 'twas no marvel that Queen Elizabeth prospered, & was a terror to the whole world, not suffering any French-Pensioners in her Court, employing none but trueborn Englishmen: and that on the contrary, it is no wonder, that so many judgements, plagues & disgraces have happened to England since her days, when you behold the treachery of our Chieftains & Leaders.  
An Account dropped out of the Privy-purse kept by Pimp-May, through Bridgmans' carelessness, & found by a Parliament-man: On the folding of the outside of the paper was written, The punishment of evil-doers; viz. 

Item, To the Lord Gerard (for continuing his Art of swearing & ruining many poor Gentlemen, & other misdemeanours, & abusing the old King at Newark; and for his Ladies employ in the room of the Lady Wood) twelv thousand pounds; On condition that He quietly give his place to the Duke of Monmouth. Item, Four thousand pounds to the Lord Mordant to continue his practice of forcing Ladies, & abuseing Tailor & others.  
Item, Five thousand pounds to the Lord Culpeper to render his place in the Isle of Wight to Sr. Robert Holms.  
Item, To the Lady Castlemain, twelv thousand pounds to furnish Barkshire-House.  
Item, Eight thousand seven hundred twenty five pounds a year to the Lady Castlemain out of the Post-Offices.  
Item, For the lying in of Mistress at the Playhouse, & for children abroad at Nurse etc.: with many Articles lying before the Accomptants at Brook-house; exactly cast up for satisfaction; with this Inscription, Mobile mutatur semper cum Principe vulgus.      In a small Octavo. 


Sr. Philip Warwick's wise resolutions to wear little breeches, & never to ask any employment; Provided he may enjoy the last Fifty thousand pound shared with pocky Sr. Robert Long of the Excheqr, Dedicated to the Commissioners at Brook-house.  
A Prophecy cried in the streets in Paris. Being An Observation on a Dialogue between an English Gentleman & a French Nobleman at the Crowning of King Henry the Fifth in Paris; at which time the Englishman crowing & braying over his Prisoner, asked him, when a Frenchman should be crowned King of England in London-city, as now an Englishman was crowned King of France in Paris? To which the Frenchman modestly replied, Sir, I will tell you, When England's Sins are as great as the Sins of France are now, you may then see a Frenchman, or some other strange Nation crowned in London: Which makes the Frenchman brag that the time is near at hand: But honest English hearts do pray, & hope that England will return by a holy Repentance to a merciful God that can prevent the fulfilling of this Prophecy.  

History of Bel & the Dragon. Being an excellent piece practised & experienced by the States of Holland, in which is proposed to the Duke of Bukingham 3. remedies in State for the prevention of the increase & growth of vermin & caterpillars in England, viz. That the 400000 pounds a year in Rents, Fees & emoluments devoured by Arch-Deacons, Deans, Canons, prebend's, Chancellors, Commissaries, officials, Surrogates, Proctors, Gent-Apparators, Vicars, Petty-canons, Singing-men & Boys, Choristers, Organists, Gospelers, Epistlers, & Virgers & the rest of that jovial (& unuseful) Crew, (besides the vast incomes of the Bishops) be employed for the maintenance of an able & Godly Ministry, & preservation of the poor; Or laid out in a Fishing- trade for increase of Shipping; Or as a Stock to defray the Public charge, in the room of Excise & Hearth-monies. Dedicated to the Author of Omnia comesta â Belo, & the Cobbler of Gloucester.   
Monk's last & charitable Legacies bequeathed to Genll Lambert & Major Genll Overton, whereby he hath manifested himself to die a true Son of the Church of England, according to the 40th Article, viz. Brethren forgive & love one another.