A SALT tear: OR, The weeping Onion, AT THE Lamentable funeral of Dr. DORISLAUS. WHat though Lamented? Cursed; & the High Tree Of Fifty Cubits was Just Destiny (Though a deplored one) of that Agent drew The Articles against the Holy Jew, Good Mordicai; which by quaint-curious Art, Should have contrived the Queen Her share o'th' smart. But Providence said, No; And HESTER taught, Proud HAMAN to a Bloody Banquet brought. Our upstart Haman's had a Feast: Who'll bring Them, for Digestions fake, to take a swing. 2. DORISLAUS! Art' Lamented? So was he Who was more Divesâ–Ş than the State made thee. If thou chance meet with Him; Lift up thine eyes, And see where CHARLES in Abraham's bosom lies. O for a Messenger the House to tell And all the merry Commoners, of Hell. How LENTHAL looks! How WHITLOCK pales his face, Who caught one seal, and lost that seal of Grace! O how damned BRADSHAW quivers as he comes! And FAIRFAX groans! And CRUMWELL bites his thumbs! 3 Egypt, no doubt, was hid in double black, When that last Wonder, and grand Land-Sea wrack Was poured on Pharaoh and his Host; when Waves Revenged the Insolence of Murderous Slaves, Pharaoh must drown; so it doth Providence Please. We have a MOSES too, is heir o'th' Seas Heavens will a Party in that Element make: Your kingsale Projects do not always take. 4 The Wife of SISERA did no doubt bewail, Sisera's Face; yet the canonised nail And Hammer of stout Jael and the Song Of Deborah showed Heaven smiled, and went along. A Kenite did the fact: it was not Lot For perjured English, But a gallant Scot. 'Tis a good Omen: That, as They pulled down The FIRST, they shall set on the second Crown Let our deluded Citizens invite, Hug, kiss, and lick the Cursed Canaanite: What though their Chariots be of Iron? we may See them lie grovelling, like lost Sisera. 5 Now Pray observe the pomp, the Persons, State That did attend This Alien Reprobate: Here, went Lieutenant general Crocodile, And's cubs, bred of the Slime of our Rich Nile: Who weep before they kill, and whose False tears Trickle from bloodshed eyes of Murderers. Poor Island! they have made a Nile of Thee, We cannot find thy HEAD, which fain we'd see. 6. Next march a train of Ravenous wolves, whose jaws Yet owze with th' blood of slaughtered King and Laws: These are close Mourners; These the kingdom's gull: True Wolves, that never Howl, till they are full. These are the Beasts of Prey, whose sharp Fang Tears Not Cavies now, but th' harmless Levellers; By whom they rose unto this greatness: We, We are distasted, well as Monarchy. 7. Close unto these, in grave Deportment March The City Changelings in Thanksgiving starch, A sort of Whelps, Taught by that wolvish kind; Who if one howled, straight the whole kennel whined. These, at the Whip of cunning oliver, Do Feast, or else drop a dissembling Tear. All these attend their AGENTS funeral; This Honor's but a Trap, the States fly call, To get another throat cut, but in vain; Dorislaw cries from Hell; 'TWILL BE NO GAIN. Printed in the year. 1649: June 18th.