The Humble Petition OF THE Loyal Dissenters TO HIS MAJESTY: For the speedy calling of a Parliament, to Redress the grievances of the subjects.  
Sheweth  
THat whereas your humble Petitioners the Loyal Dissenters( Papists Exempted) of these three Kingdoms, have, for these seven years last past: mightily laboured to settle a through Reformation both in Church and State, which ever since the Dissolution of our last Parliament, have been in great Confusion and Disorder— which is grievous to the Subjects.  
Therefore we humbly beseech your Majesty( immediately at our Reques●) that you would be pleased to call a Parliament, that all our grievances may be redressed— Vix.  
That you will be pleased to let it be Enacted that all the Loyal Addressers may be detected as Traytors, and grievous to the Subjects— That all your Guards( except the Yeomen) may be disbanded, for they are grievous to the Subjects. That all the Bishops and Clergimen may be pulled down, for they are grievous to the Subjects— That their benefice may be divided amongst the Saints— Baxter, lob, and Farindon, and the rest of our Godly Party— to oblige and preserve the Subjects.  
●hat the Tower, Militia, Cinque-Ports, and Fleet, may be put into our ha●●●to preserve and secure the Subjects— That Barwick upon Tweed may be Demolished— to let in the Scotch Covenanters upon Occasion, to preserve the Subjects. And to let Oats have his ten pounds a Week to swear and preserve the Subjects. And that the Popish Lords in the Tower may be hanged, right or wrong, for they are grievous to the Subjects— And that you would please to let our Plots be laid upon the Papists, and the Real Conspirators be pardoned, by an Act of indemnity, to please and preserve the Subjects. And to let Pauls be made into a Garrison, for our party, to preserve the Subjects.  
And to let all the people be obliged to bring in their Bodkins, Rings, & whistels, for us to make money of, to preserve the Subjects. And to let the Estates of all the Nobility of the three Kingdoms that are not of our party, be divided amongst us, to preserve the Subjects: And that all Offices and Places of profit and trust be conferred on our party( or on the Trimers) to preserve the Subjects.  
Let; L'Estrange and all that writ for King, Law, or Government may be hanged for they are grievous to, the Subjects. And to cause the Act of Queen Elizabeth against fanatics to be repealed, for it is grievous to the Subjects.  
Further to let it be enacted, that Laws both Temporal and Spiritual— that confine us to Obedience be abolished, for they are grievous to the Subjects.  
And all that do not approve of this Petition be disinherited; their Estates and persons be exposed to our mercy, to preserve the Subjects. And that all the Loyal Nobility of the three Kingdoms, be reduced to follow Plow and Cart, that our Party, cobblers, Tinkers, Sweep, and Kennel-Rakers, may Ride in Coaches; to preserve the Subjects. And not to suffer any Laws to remain in force, that shall confine us to submit to any King, but, such as we shall think fit to set up, & pull down at our pleasure, & this to preserve the Subjects. And to let all Dissenters, Papists,( Exempted) that have Faith to believe that there is such a thing as a God, have their Liberties, and Properties; to swear, commit Marthers, Theft, Perjury, Buggery, Rape, &c.— And no body to dare to call 'em in question for't— for if there be a God, let him Rule the Stars, and they us, like other Animals to preserve the Subjects.  
And to let it be Treason to sing a Loyal Song in the street, for itis grievous to the subjects. And to permit all the Meal-Tubs, from hence, to the four Corners of the World be preached for Sir William Waller to be Speaker, to preserve the Subjects.  
Let those that have the sliest Pates and longest Spoons, or Broom-staff, be in full Sway and Possession of the Nation, to preserve the Subjects— And that it may be Treason to drink the Dukes Health; for itis grievous to the Subjects. And to let Judge Jeffer●es be pulled down, and one of our Party put in his place, to preserve the Subjects.  
But all this we know, cannot be done without calling a Parliament— nor by that neither; unless you disable all the Loyal Addressers from having any Votes in choosing the Members— For we want and desire just such a Parliament, as was called in forty one— or that at Oxford, last to secure and preserve the Subjects.—  
And your Humble Petitioners shall be bound to Pray, &c.  
FINIS.   

LONDON Printed for J. Dean. 1683.